MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

/ C: z# Y3 y- K+ p% QI want to live my
next life backwards!
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  I! @+ o1 a# z! w# Y; Z( HYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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4 }# T& v$ @% S2 ]1 R# V9 m; K- IThen, you wake up in a nursing home
5 E. h9 z8 \" ~& X& i3 F! jfeeling better every day.
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) W6 C/ M0 x0 X% C* Y: {When you are kicked out of the home
& }) \) v  \0 hfor being too healthy, you spend
7 N$ B* X, e+ g( Lseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
" A; Q' U8 Q- Y8 cso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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8 N% N' W, u9 ~6 E8 l- ~So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
: F' u3 i/ S3 f+ P2 j, Cand party.
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7 T, \$ g( n1 s9 Q  ~, NAs you get even younger, you become a kid
' J: W, L0 s8 s8 Z2 Lagain.

; X8 z4 x# ?4 Q+ sYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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, ~# U" s; S/ l1 ^6 H. ]In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
& Q$ o( g* P* k3 _3 F# ykeeping you happy.

You spend
; p% a( O+ C9 k$ P' t0 Byour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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' l+ c% N$ _" u4 {2 \8 yUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

8 U: {, ?  X( u* s! }I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!