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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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/ g3 i- }, Z5 C* bI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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5 C! b) {9 k1 F8 M0 kThen, you wake up in a nursing home9 k; Q$ G$ V1 v  I2 H8 C6 @" e  n
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home' v/ t8 k% {- \. T: L- a% g
for being too healthy, you spend! v; ^; K; e6 z: u+ w0 G
several years enjoying your' T1 J2 R; [2 a1 y4 I
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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' y1 |+ h" ]2 o' N: EWhen you start work,* a5 @9 c, T( s0 [/ z: k& {2 }- j
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or2 Z! w+ o/ a" t; Y2 m6 B
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
: ]! q( P8 m, Z% `5 Qyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no9 _2 n% X- z3 b8 P- A
responsibilities.5 b# ^) m% X9 W: _# P2 K

! ]1 d* `4 R$ _' \8 z" \In a few years, you become a baby and
/ _, h0 w# {( xeveryone runs themselves ragged( O# |7 F6 b5 s2 {0 R# D
keeping you happy.
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You spend0 {% k% O$ ?6 g( Y; n
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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. ~1 R# h# a# M- ]7 BUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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