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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE6 M1 M) E, z  G8 r" R1 l$ s
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I want to live my
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  ?+ u: P; t- l% \6 i# NYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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( ]3 Y: O' J& C7 l% R, J( e9 Y; S& B  RWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your: \" g, f$ q, W3 w/ Q
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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% B. S6 C, U; k9 A" bWhen you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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% t  A1 }7 B% D) x& nAs you get even younger, you become a kid0 u% q& r* F  S' f' p4 f
again.
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+ [/ e: f6 Q" j# _; dYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
* \" A5 g! \; g% v$ y2 R" aeveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend8 |# g5 [6 J2 R$ U
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on' g  [& x3 a( |
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: s. z! p" r$ |" E2 tUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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