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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE; c7 s& {: K7 }. p5 w8 N. _1 k+ _6 Z
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I want to live my3 x. B4 S% P7 x1 Z# p, v- h
next life backwards!
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5 i" n7 K4 {. [' IYou start out dead and get that out of the
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1 `& K5 O, ^. e7 RThen, you wake up in a nursing home- Z3 t. [0 m/ U5 B( y4 J
feeling better every day.
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, p$ I/ e$ e% ?# D0 }, V9 {& lWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,1 n) u; M4 Q+ R+ B
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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+ t1 _' O3 J; n% V5 C, h5 jyou're too young to- |- Y, X% \9 Q3 W
work.
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1 ~% G1 F$ T$ x+ YSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and/ L$ p; X; `8 s) p
everyone runs themselves ragged
% D2 U4 _, Q6 ]2 \/ H6 t, mkeeping you happy.
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You spend
9 A7 }4 i$ p( B" D+ o  @* v! Oyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,& ]/ W  ^' w3 h0 k6 [5 G
spa-like% Z! C- }9 t5 N+ S7 I0 J6 [3 B
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.' T# C! f6 d& K5 w: k

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% b( |( P# `8 w3 Q+ E1 i& v3 qmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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