MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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( M& M3 ^; A! u! L, V0 c9 p3 [I want to live my
next life backwards!

1 O) G% \  o1 C! S& RYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
7 X. K% O& r; _) s2 ]8 |, `for being too healthy, you spend
2 v. r! O% o( e* Y# Y7 ^several years enjoying your
: ]6 e% U: l$ sretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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) M7 t- |- C8 L- _( EYou work 40 years or
5 ?) p7 o7 k$ Z1 |so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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* h6 f  v+ O6 \/ E$ Y" ZYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
, f8 @. H# t8 m  J% K+ C3 }keeping you happy.
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You spend
0 j, a' G, i: C0 r7 ^your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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! s1 j% H+ Y+ t* XI rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!