MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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. H8 t3 X7 u9 \I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
5 f1 {" r( k6 o9 Gway right off the bat.
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1 J* q2 }5 j! o/ y9 s0 H! _Then, you wake up in a nursing home
! G$ H, M4 i3 D  xfeeling better every day.

! D5 e6 e$ H. b& aWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
# t& K: }4 D* o# f: B8 G7 p! pseveral years enjoying your
# s. C6 a- N& y+ ~retirement and collecting benefit checks.

4 g% y4 h7 `* VWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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  e; [2 ^8 v# e# e3 @) t$ |$ ?; G9 }You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

9 w4 G7 n( `( C7 P# N# `$ O' GAs you get even younger, you become a kid
3 C( u5 J, j8 D+ l# G& D' Iagain.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
  T! w; N' d- l5 Qresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
  O. D4 j; L) \everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
) H6 P4 M2 C1 C. u; c/ u7 Syour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
( p7 Z8 k! @. [: y- f, j" \; uspa-like
9 n) p- Q+ H" j* Y, ~1 J# Econ ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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, N' i' _4 ]# N$ D. }3 tI rest
9 p7 ]% d5 x) D( D0 V" i! b/ J# f% hmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!