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MY NEXT LIFE7 A9 ]2 n c; I2 V: B! _
- Q1 y7 N1 V! y, P8 CI want to live my
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2 ^8 g# \) o. ]You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home6 ~* y! s' y9 W
for being too healthy, you spend
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+ ^% z% E5 Q/ yretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
4 ]! v, I" s* [8 `you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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6 _3 r- ~; \) _7 Hyou're too young to
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% ^" e5 d; V+ c( g/ eSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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6 Q+ a# B) x, G5 uAs you get even younger, you become a kid9 {0 q4 y& ^5 M; i) o" L) z
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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5 `3 J1 q1 F# r6 ^In a few years, you become a baby and
* B5 o% J j; L3 ]6 yeveryone runs themselves ragged; g+ O+ Q3 Y2 G5 Q; T8 w
keeping you happy.
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You spend
( i2 l5 z8 v" a8 K# R. U0 ?/ Syour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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2 b: }3 z3 g- Z6 w1 Icon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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