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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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" t( N! I+ \6 |$ g9 hI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.+ _- p9 X; m3 A
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.4 w; p/ i* V4 X
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
- D8 {- x E+ [5 N4 m( g4 NWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
( I- z# |* \3 w g. ?) X4 @8 f$ O" [then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
" o9 r. b2 q: q: j5 [+ f" M! b& Hthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same: o$ j1 P% `. V/ N: \4 Q, Z
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
$ R7 b1 n( R0 h, T* \! {0 Z8 e5 `There are some people that are not into all the words.
Z- K% n( f8 uThere are some that would have you not use certain words.5 W% I1 m, A! ?5 a8 S
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
; Z- Z, b p# j1 zof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
& S: ~5 I6 k4 P% T5 W) V& H) f( N399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
2 L$ D( p2 U* C1 \0 \$ rto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7, l% c+ ]4 z/ ^, x: Z) ~
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?, D4 g& y3 k1 R+ x
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,6 z! K" H6 F7 A2 { F
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?) F- v6 t' s+ T8 _4 C% `! |
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
9 {# U$ e, u8 [6 h( m" Y; lThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,/ _' T: x: w- {* J
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.* `+ d) o- w( Y8 `, Q6 v7 ~
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"( ?9 [$ S1 g# W3 E/ [
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly' a. Z) N& P$ [
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,: |8 s a& M: r# Y
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a4 ~- h! t+ Z) I( B9 ~
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist- N3 l& N3 r! `% L+ n
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
3 [: @2 x- q3 _, U* KPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
1 n" b9 G- n1 ^2 V/ s$ Y* Q KOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does* |1 O4 K$ e. j4 m% O- n$ Y* r
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
~+ W& o, `2 A& \& }" Tbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
: y; y# f7 H( e3 R- [* X! {. Ccompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
4 A& n8 l+ F: }6 M* Asome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and2 n3 D* \+ U5 m" e
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on6 C" o; _( E0 m& ~9 M# I4 C- g8 a
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.$ U. Z# x6 f/ p3 i$ `% Z! y& G+ {
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
7 O& K7 y2 R; D2 }0 T$ l! y5 owith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
5 g3 @3 D; m0 E2 Uyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
. t7 R- q( U- M( X, T! JIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
$ d- v' {% l: ], w- A7 D% Fother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
$ K% s$ u- {) K7 qtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that" i, O3 W* g F: U% C3 `- w9 B
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were/ b0 Y7 L: \# X9 Q
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I; m, r) n7 `& k6 F$ e
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
; V' J' `! x( v9 Z: E) R3 jstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."/ L/ o* U4 b- m
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
+ _) J Q& i+ }; ~accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
2 B c/ f& b, C0 G/ Wit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very' J6 _9 ~3 v1 \8 ]/ r/ g, ^
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to+ B5 n# d9 @* p3 }9 U' s* g: U( G4 P( s
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
' [) S9 |) w+ m"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love# f% N* s7 o2 }! J! x
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
+ w) H3 A- _. t( ea great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
# E8 @$ J2 ^) l% U! nI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
0 _' i8 w. w; b( U7 V2 uthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,2 g: Z' M9 W! N4 F# x$ |0 D! B2 }
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
) V0 J |& W+ Z1 D. v* _" zSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.5 ~- m& ]/ g' }1 Q
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any' n" \* S5 e1 Z" Z
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even; u+ B# ]% @% Y) y' z9 F' Y
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,( M) ?, L6 l/ x# |" G9 b" ~1 H; B
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.+ k0 ~9 R' `, `3 j9 ~9 s, L5 l# c" n
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
" E5 ]* `) w9 j3 tRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
# K! l6 g! ~6 }' B. XCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in$ l5 ?3 `& P1 C. K; f& S6 a
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
! |; I7 o6 ]3 H0 iKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
/ ?' O8 F! E+ e- K* \4 g, Fsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding; Z0 N& S3 {8 I; g& w# T9 G5 ^
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
, f, S2 E) J) t- kgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
4 m- E9 |7 c6 e4 b. @9 P4 bcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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