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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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7 S# x+ v( ?% _. d. B8 j. w* ^+ jI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
( }: _1 D+ Y5 b0 x, d! A! ]5 II want to tell you something about words that I think is important.- q( [/ t+ {& ~% e$ p. [$ t! ^
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
8 Q1 h( O. d4 ^: o2 L. pWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
9 _' v5 e7 w" \) }& t4 Z Fthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
& o5 n2 f8 Y2 Nthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
) J: n5 r- ? ^6 D) @9 nwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.3 {8 L, X0 t6 U( s
There are some people that are not into all the words.3 Y; N2 s' J4 p8 s
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
+ Z1 h/ s+ J* [. @# c2 oThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7& \- g1 }# R" g- U
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
5 g9 `3 O5 w. s9 M; _5 t' x `399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
8 t2 T% w' j& Fto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,4 ^0 K! f$ E8 J5 g6 {, X
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?' E0 _) V. l2 s R# H4 r- |/ Z
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
3 A- T& ?8 e ?; j0 o2 Zand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
# h/ }! i5 s) H# F" S: l( e"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
- O* E, l+ I# G0 G; ~/ x! aThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,4 n3 }5 T% ? _, ~9 c
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
o# |' w+ j: Y! C7 N% g; S"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
; k8 I% ?7 q* C/ l6 |$ R( x qWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly4 N9 v4 I) _+ w' F
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
4 e& V6 c7 m9 c+ h( A: Aman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a- ~) l1 z! _: P `
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
6 ?9 Y* g: N( B+ Gsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,( ]) F+ x6 p% `) H8 V# y+ m
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
; A- H" X$ [! Y+ P5 E) lOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
7 M. p2 ~4 `% g4 E/ S3 M6 M1 Anot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
; g5 W+ A+ {' H, @7 xbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not7 {) A8 I6 W1 I9 o4 j
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why2 i: ]: y+ v" a, y- T) }
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
3 e" }0 @5 k7 ^0 @" R+ ]7 X; ?MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on5 [( u7 h% e+ C7 \5 N
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
# U# y$ ]! h; }) G9 ?' R- g2 pI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend3 C- G: O/ g, B
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
7 l" @2 c7 m; G+ R/ {you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
( g5 T8 o8 C% Z8 ^: d6 MIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the. H C1 h1 e$ B% d4 M4 @
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go: V4 w! _, Z" E2 h2 K* D8 @. d
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that) _% G, N/ z9 R, E8 ~
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were+ d5 i/ D L) A, \, ^" h
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
0 R+ Z% {3 z& b5 J/ R+ C2 gdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
/ p( G1 L3 t* c$ T2 ~* `$ vstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."+ V1 X' {! ^+ @/ z6 L4 w4 ^
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
" V" F- `* a1 I( taccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
" V. g0 @3 p2 |3 t5 yit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very) t- L, p9 o" _! T6 @- y* y
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
& w8 z- z. e1 p2 y% H; Z& ghurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
' ?5 ^: R7 F# R3 f- t"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love5 b( M9 W1 c. Z# q- L
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is4 ]5 f) g, u' d' S2 d+ m; m
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
) ?' Z7 M8 X: F* H. }1 [: uI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for5 L$ G6 [4 M- Q, c2 E/ U
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
0 y; f ~$ b/ I# ^. XSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
+ G$ i; p8 N6 z1 K, B5 }" vSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
* v6 I* H6 u1 s* E! tI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any* F! \$ }" b' c6 k6 `
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
! {0 O6 @: @1 E7 B+ F9 wclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
. M/ o. N3 T6 g4 f1 W% e; pand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
8 }: T* H- B9 B; `But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.' y" I. Q3 Z; ?% ^# k9 T; F
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
) I3 k$ e' \* A3 o5 J8 d1 m- [- i4 o# HCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in3 U& i7 t8 g( T! \! F6 U1 x
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for3 c) s6 }/ \3 P( I! D/ |
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
5 l! A1 x2 M4 `- f8 Q' n# \, nsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
3 [4 c! y: K7 s0 Gthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that+ z" I$ h$ V0 }6 _ L- z
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
1 I% D, o1 t! Q3 S( \4 x: _( ?8 z( Ucan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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