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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.' o3 h. u2 R0 T( L+ ?% Q
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.. v+ f. X3 G% k, L2 d
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.8 x) }' v5 C# S# m3 U& V( ?2 \ O
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.! O1 X; |$ L7 w; l) O6 x/ B
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.4 s, s3 ^6 e/ u( Z* q, Q, h
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
6 t5 J0 m1 l$ x& M1 ?5 ~% M5 \: ithat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
" j* Y/ n' ^+ |' A/ C2 J W% N' [words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
- G; x3 d8 h1 aThere are some people that are not into all the words.* F: j% p% b# J4 |1 \& t8 E5 ]/ }
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
9 z( G) o6 ~9 i jThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 79 @% p, D3 Z5 |0 E: O( t7 S2 [
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
" E% o# o* V V( t' o399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
3 E7 B& i0 l5 V( n6 @to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,6 G6 w' S, X8 z$ D @# u; p
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
; r. }" a9 G3 p"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,9 ~* A) r4 a0 ~& c$ J0 ^
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?3 H- ^8 N* v$ P
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"2 v& { J9 k* O4 P, `
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
, ^& y/ H8 U7 w; s5 Icurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.; x4 @& I& R3 \$ A1 D8 {& H4 n/ G& p1 x
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
- Q8 k# _- k' _& WWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
9 E& t& j4 k2 Msounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,, U) ~- _, w: I5 Y7 p6 T
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
2 `; L; w; ~2 k( N+ L. J: F0 lsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
& Z( w! i# _6 isnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,% [- g0 U4 R1 T$ a; C. A- x
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just6 ^% X: Z, [2 O; d+ t+ q* m' n" c
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does9 y6 ?' [) J& t5 ]- V+ V
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
% h4 e5 i! t% m4 w' h. Ebut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not% r' s$ n4 D/ B6 F: _3 c
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why7 [; O* z' h) N; W' P0 F' o
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
2 E: g5 [ Y3 S/ p3 e( E0 sMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on6 I' t7 S _! {3 f U, m
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
9 q2 o8 v$ U* X( Y! \I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
8 o" w, r U- Z% M9 ^with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at8 t; F. Z* x' I- c8 P( B
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.", N/ O3 S8 \7 Y0 }) x8 B
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the' j r5 o0 o1 L' U
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
( v7 G1 m4 [( d- \, n" Rtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
& |) u6 | J# Z* x' p0 G% r7 }Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were% D/ s9 C& {* ]+ H. j
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
# v8 ?; K( }1 B! e3 f0 T. Q `don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such' k' f$ [: A5 {; d1 B
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
/ S0 f+ z+ L5 J a8 ], \3 IAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more/ ^4 J% E& N9 b- c& L6 ^1 g
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
4 q9 |1 w8 i _" R/ Uit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very3 i! b2 V5 C$ T: r% w$ y
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to/ Z6 p: Q& F6 x* w2 S
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,1 ~/ l6 t- Z( L
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
, M |' i+ M7 A. D5 hthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is3 j5 w7 G3 U" L% H3 f! H
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but% q: u: Z( N; }1 F7 \4 W" A% S8 l
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
) V1 X/ I) u* Y9 ]' E, t/ H P/ P: mthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
6 _6 I$ V2 E- W6 ~Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
! C9 i$ P/ X, e. w* U! ^0 JSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.$ ?- Z; o6 E: M. m. O$ T
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
1 m3 Q- j* F3 ` c/ C. K. B$ {circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even3 S% i- W7 Q* f6 _ X h# f1 ?
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,) I. E. {. K+ `) V( @
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.; P' E1 b) p5 p
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.0 `/ e8 e0 o) }6 f
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
- T5 Z1 k" Y. f/ x/ [$ kCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in! y G, M# J- ?% q9 T
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for1 @% m9 N; L1 S/ Q3 |* [) G
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't0 k5 c4 f) }9 E( I& e9 C! Y/ B
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
, U2 h: [/ Y5 [8 T: U3 g' [1 H/ pthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that% f7 _( G1 D7 Z9 _& o+ x4 @. N
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You! N7 o, v# k( x
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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