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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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- ]8 x7 g3 }6 B" JI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
p: N# [: j/ V7 GI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.3 o3 y5 t6 `1 B( f1 F: w! V
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
+ n% ]8 g. t d( ~2 E- r1 BWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.) Z! Y2 f: ^# k' n
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for8 c3 ?/ O7 Q4 a3 Z# y# ~
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same* w. T8 g1 L5 B& ~
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.) h Y! A3 S- G8 A
There are some people that are not into all the words.
: p# x2 y. o8 ]0 X; |5 O/ R- h) IThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
. x$ `' g1 O5 m: hThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
( ?6 b7 t, F3 g Gof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
2 |* A2 G- I$ }2 c# i# p8 M, O4 Q( o% G# y399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
, n' X. m9 Z* x7 g/ u y! p/ u- rto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
1 ?, N* Q& D2 B* [Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
$ y1 M2 U( T' u) S% D: u- @"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,# U' Z( Y- E4 f6 p4 r" u
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?: m/ @5 z/ w! r
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits": u9 _* D2 G" G# N( Z3 H7 } k; r
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,: X: q" l5 Q: J. \+ [& r
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
0 E/ K9 N0 b0 g* f"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
_" F9 i9 |. U6 `Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly* q7 _2 L6 B3 N: ]+ W, \ x
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
* j8 m5 t) a6 m9 Q& d& t ]) V5 Oman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
# U# t# M7 T* B, o/ H( Z' a1 I8 Lsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
+ U. a# I7 ^5 c8 \/ Msnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,4 P2 R' s+ O$ E6 K; H
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
$ A& H. o$ Z" T, Z6 f3 eOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does# ^& v; L5 c" `2 G. }
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
3 h7 h1 L! E/ n) w* y! o4 Ybut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not- ~" | r$ K* A
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
! L5 W( S9 t5 I3 Wsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and4 r7 A' h" V$ S, x9 u
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on0 F6 O3 u6 h# B" T6 r- q8 C
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.! R7 u5 x0 b& k+ n2 D# p
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend. h# Q* D6 p$ {: l% x5 _" c5 g
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
" g: ^) Y/ n8 C! K* L( qyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
. O4 o5 M+ G+ S5 R% s5 SIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
/ E% E1 P E5 [other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
, v D$ V8 g/ G: p1 Wtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
4 D3 S- ~, x) W2 n: U8 c/ |Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were! j6 w" N0 ^6 ?. K9 I/ u
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I+ p4 n0 W* x6 v5 i
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such+ R8 [' `9 o) h! ~5 z% D) |, V( L
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."8 F- @& L$ ?* u
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more1 H* C; t5 o f1 L( \+ J+ Z
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think! ^$ Y: i R+ ?8 L- i* ]
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
0 e* W+ Y9 \) ]( Mimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
+ o' I: Y* `3 a7 F5 mhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
& ]* k9 x4 O- U' `9 K: R"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
0 y+ }! [+ ?$ ~0 {$ v' fthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
- C5 h, f2 B$ ~" e% j# P: ma great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but4 X r5 e2 S' D* X" G
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
9 F% t. Y/ R( S4 {/ m6 ~8 `/ athe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,& ]; [5 e9 e& S6 k! U; [
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
3 h2 k1 A( d( l: U$ o9 ZSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
S# ^$ J: }3 \8 i0 n# s* xI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
! _' E8 i- n4 X/ Pcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
. ~. x. L7 y) qclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,3 v& _: ^8 y( a& ?: b
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.0 Z: J ?- X: _# G7 Q9 J5 H
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
1 Y! L3 x8 h$ Z) w9 t: I5 WRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
+ V3 j" ?2 a* eCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
6 k1 L% z1 [$ M8 x {the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for0 L% V- H3 d x3 z. C. n. Z4 Z
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't4 c9 D; { i. |# r
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding ?/ d" E- l) A" o, u( P+ ?: f
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
7 U4 C2 G- L3 e" ~8 _% `4 Qgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You' E2 O& U( V7 C; P4 D
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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