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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.9 z7 Q2 {% b5 j" }5 K7 h/ C1 O* ?
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
E* ~" e, q2 qThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.: M3 V1 z3 \, k5 j* f
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.8 L p3 |6 L" K4 Z
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for# T H$ p0 Y. a: D$ Z2 z
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
$ c" Q; H: R$ f/ j- [words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
( I" P0 F: j8 VThere are some people that are not into all the words.
) i2 b2 P+ ]# H8 Z6 \7 YThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
0 p% N( a1 S( Z& f7 HThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
2 e- m# B5 `. v0 @8 q: l. p' Hof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
$ g% F% A: M" X" I399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
7 b, f6 ?% Z: E; M+ ~0 r; rto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,3 f, {9 E4 } Q! j- E9 A& V
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
' m, `: F- ~# e R d' K# P"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,/ g X4 x7 T {. o
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
5 n3 F6 T0 f2 R7 {"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
% P7 W" M- m1 H, R0 L7 Z1 ]Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,3 i. ]: a; v% @% j4 ?/ B( O: [/ z8 C
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.% U, S, C( e$ ?
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
+ U% t/ B8 A" \2 A0 B: i* f( M# fWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly$ z+ u- \& S: p2 U2 \! V5 R! i
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,+ D# u' A& b: R& d* a! z
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
) z5 s% D( |/ tsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist) h$ w2 I5 q& H0 o
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,7 q. E0 S" J9 s- O) d" A
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just. o7 ^4 @ g8 T% F- G: w) N
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does- ^" X4 ?/ {3 `9 `" a+ p* G# Q
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
5 L& G+ @' [2 ?0 ]! wbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not) ?* A$ s& b. J& f0 C+ k) y# ~
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
, l% l* [7 ^: msome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
" I" H& e1 P+ aMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
6 l$ ]3 F; [8 Wthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
# e+ j4 E4 q6 K' d- W5 I/ Y% qI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend% B* {7 t! N4 o2 t. r7 f
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at% m) {7 m2 M9 J( M
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."2 ?5 ?* O% G$ }2 k6 U
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the/ C; N. v. | G
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
8 q. @, X1 T- b% c9 Xtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
* G* e/ ^8 h$ B. Q; l6 X5 {4 j, TPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
, w- Z5 G; Z& e4 B* U" t# a4 }5 ccertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
1 L2 t {- N" m" C/ g! i# gdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
9 W% [4 h9 r* ]9 Q$ T8 {! istupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."& @& A) p5 P z5 Z
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more: R. a% M0 t7 v6 n! h- f
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
- K! Q0 l8 R* y9 W4 J* S, ^it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very q7 ~# a! p5 d+ P
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to& D. C0 w1 t5 @, V* c1 t5 B
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
" k- K4 \& m) C- ^8 [7 F2 j"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
' M1 ?& W( f0 u: ~ o" Fthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
( ]: S# r8 L& E/ p) k* A# N2 [a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but2 `+ e* C. G- N; {, x0 K
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
9 P( j) O S' j3 D t3 \1 `8 Ithe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay, L$ _3 \6 v5 {2 q7 \8 \* B
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
, t, [+ o) i/ A* T3 SSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
! i! h- P* W4 {( ZI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any1 F0 Z; u" Y" z" C5 Z1 z3 }
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
/ q. `: S- ^- t0 P oclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
# C6 U* G6 {1 W2 Kand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.5 M7 q% t0 Z& \/ C0 a$ C$ `1 m
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.2 Q2 _& N: L2 `: s: N
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock" p9 b, f& B' b, t
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
% k( |' l, h1 Tthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for! W! {) j! c8 L6 R0 _3 p
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
8 q( O7 m. k& N7 rsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding' o5 |& F+ F: Z( m* a
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
& S0 d: G* X7 r0 E+ j! ~5 H, Xgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
: B' f( w) m$ X$ p' U; jcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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