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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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" X! o( k" J4 Q8 ?I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.+ W v$ O$ q% e. Q" a- t7 ~
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. H1 p6 u2 Q, O
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
3 _% D/ q- d/ O0 p4 qWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
! n* a6 _$ Y- X7 gthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
5 C3 _/ _2 U. j2 @2 |8 }" E$ w$ fthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same3 g) i2 i/ h# U0 I* F
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
/ V% x' [) c$ [& {1 ]There are some people that are not into all the words.0 h) R% o3 `, O' S0 q1 P+ ^
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
2 F3 U+ }1 q- o- j1 vThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7$ k2 W7 Z$ h, w* K
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.4 a: q, j8 w! i2 f9 v
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
4 F/ Y/ a) [' Uto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,$ W( h. s n2 h9 d8 v9 z$ F& n
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?- w' |- \$ \" t. h. F2 M/ Y
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,* `. \7 G6 r( P1 ~# Q* r0 c
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
t' ^ w. C" P! B, Q) P7 }"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
! ^8 w2 b4 p; ]+ dThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,& {, ^2 d( R6 y' n3 r2 Y6 v
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
u: H# O) X; d3 l7 X9 m( Y# H"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 ]6 U" A1 T" f# C3 V3 R$ e7 d" u
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly+ ?" x( S5 X6 w8 U& f2 m/ w
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,, l) y5 ^! j( j0 z5 y' @+ t
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a& ]9 E' k6 d3 E' ~* d! N/ M4 }5 |
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
, s0 n1 }* u* p( P u$ I1 Fsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
! ?$ o K2 ~3 Q/ N4 ?Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
) C, _ C5 O5 b- |. F7 V# l: E& M* vOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does( X$ t; z' P/ S
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,5 l- O0 ?2 D; a
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not% X8 h4 ^! I3 g! e
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
# c. W# R& }$ U# Ysome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and( J0 @ D% M- w+ \
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
6 X) G$ [5 \( O9 Z. s2 Jthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
7 Z& c. c# R3 x2 k% h9 T. sI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend" c& F. H; x7 ?; B$ U* ]
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
8 Q e$ w$ B# G- r/ V+ l3 D' }you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
; o2 Y/ ?2 J! V7 s P, }It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
- T" ]9 c+ P. Uother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go$ p7 B& Q- Q- q* b) ] H' _* E% A* U
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
% b. d0 s& ^5 p) n$ ^& j! cPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were3 b6 M. ]. x' q+ S; \ I# S( H, y1 K
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
) n% G& V4 \9 u; N! J8 c3 b) tdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
4 w$ a* i7 t0 J9 _5 n7 zstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
1 B5 n7 z9 f8 X0 j8 D( S5 s9 ~And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more. z% w( Z4 d' Y d' ?
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
5 |0 f: B# m! C0 n2 q9 ^% k4 eit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very) r4 c! Z4 `9 N
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to+ V( Q, ~$ f& ]( z* s
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,2 l8 h; ^1 K, F# H% `) T. Z# J
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love" T4 K& _4 f% j) ?+ z. |+ b/ y' u: z
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is5 X% E. l9 r: T5 |' }
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but* j# @ A) f& j+ e
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
$ ? E9 v5 G" P; \& a9 X- ]the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
" Z" L4 d4 u/ Q* G3 t7 dSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."5 @4 u6 O: S! V+ M! ^$ O
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word." f4 n$ F& s! g0 P5 X) `# ?7 K
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any# X' [) \" b# b+ U, {- u$ [
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even2 C2 b9 l" C" X
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed," j3 x$ K$ {4 B3 G" N! f( o1 s- f4 p! K
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
) b+ W7 I1 j6 O y8 e, GBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.# l5 k, J" _6 H/ E: w% a8 m+ S
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
: _) P9 @, |* c5 B: zCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in' n+ Y' A$ O L$ a
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
9 `* a, ]1 T* I" s* }Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
2 u4 q! e- z E4 Tsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding/ Z1 _: S m6 N
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
. S$ F9 q* A7 \3 j' Xgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You r5 b) e3 D# q; [7 C3 M7 H0 S6 c
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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