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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A% ^8 K, W! Y* i7 o5 J# M
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,& E ~5 z$ w r
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) f+ ~- G& e. e$ y" b! B> HONEY,
5 I8 S0 a) q z s+ k> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
! z# B1 d# z. E& w+ C& l* v> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,1 \" [: G: ~6 D' r
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
' S% `$ o! o9 r> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE& t0 Y4 Y4 j8 E% S& M" j* b
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
- @8 y! s$ f8 c) [0 \> I DON'T THINK SO.
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6 ?' M; x/ q( L& Y3 ^> FINE,
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. P0 r5 v( Y( { d> THEN THE WIFE ASKS, u% n% c2 W2 S: f; R; W1 f; [7 i
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?2 b6 L7 D5 F/ N% d
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT2 @5 i; U9 X O5 S% h6 t
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, T" F8 _$ x" j! a+ a. K> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
5 E5 y& _8 [5 A( d7 @$ ^> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?" R! Q" f2 V5 D; E. P
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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5 G" J1 b+ i' u! ]/ ^( |) x> I DON'T THINK SO9 N7 H1 g7 x1 ~ F2 `" n4 l
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~9 C M u: q4 i> FINE, SHE SAYS
* T9 i" X/ J1 R0 F> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
) a" S: M3 J- [7 F6 l> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
. L. c) F: o2 r# o/ { y& s. k> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK! v4 c$ |. I# v9 G$ o: F; W
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9 Q) K- _& @9 ` g2 r) O/ }> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
0 l: H3 v \. Y6 B: S> WANT TO FIX STEPS! r& d9 @( p1 x5 Q) l/ k3 A* I
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE' D- k& `+ y; C1 Q/ j
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?# {3 G( P# y- v! c0 Z6 j* ~& x8 i8 m
> I DON'T THINK SO1 L: O8 j7 N, x% B5 o6 N
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
' f" e! q8 o" c3 w# x# i( _> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
$ g# H! _6 O2 ^8 r> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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5 }; ^0 U/ ] u3 w! N> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
) z+ q3 Q9 u8 x6 l8 C> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES. \! M3 L: w$ V/ C! S* C: J& H
> TO GO HOME$ d$ G" ~* N: D
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES% |' p1 f. @2 M
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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! j6 k. D( ~( O* T> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE4 `/ M1 t- Z$ [0 g: j
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING( v* E+ b2 f1 N5 y$ C# [7 p
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" _ d$ Y+ ]. ^2 ~- F2 S> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
9 Q5 a$ w) O. F; \+ s> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.7 I! ]1 R8 s6 H' c2 I7 V( m
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; U- z6 J4 I4 _> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?$ W- J! x. q, Z# C8 D
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
7 D& t- K, H* A> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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: k% ~6 r! X6 n1 i: E> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
( n2 X+ Y9 k x% A> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
2 A1 ^8 G( E( L; Y8 U. m3 Y7 W> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.% C) N# ^2 [% c2 R7 v( N
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3 z, B- {, [ w( [; X9 t# \8 I- Z> HE SAID,
5 z5 j8 J+ b3 B4 X( n8 n6 {> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,! e [) D- }. h5 B
> HELLOOOOO..# W! j( m' n+ u' A6 s6 Y4 |
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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