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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A( }& W% F1 _, Z5 L. v
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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1 @' O7 \3 _6 C6 C1 _> HONEY,2 K+ O; ~4 k( v- P" g
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
- X/ W- R+ G3 ~> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.' |8 R* x$ v* R
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3 A! a7 y: A5 k) P4 V/ `" G3 N> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,7 A8 w( s/ k% a
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
8 g8 y: G! W5 o. x6 ^> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE" Q* }2 w1 R, B4 o
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
) F' a$ ?5 h7 I> I DON'T THINK SO.
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( H6 `: z2 N# J7 D) j* H. M& z6 i* b> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
' J1 J2 t2 v8 h1 j0 x5 E5 R8 P4 R> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
$ E5 k4 C0 B4 g> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT* x, [" ~: _( N Q/ u: }& H
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,0 y8 D- n" ]9 y( ]
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
& k3 @% t& w5 |> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS* N F: I, `! L P
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS6 ?/ Y/ ? d4 F6 V7 y5 j* }# L, g
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?9 v& {2 F( S- x" m/ c3 v( u% n
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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0 A7 p) U% n# G" b0 B/ a> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
5 `$ X3 ^( v% o0 U# l& Z3 B N> WANT TO FIX STEPS
1 r8 u' W" ~1 F5 s( n6 }8 B- v> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
% J2 K1 b0 h" E7 a# ~> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
* \3 I* C& z+ k0 `" m> I DON'T THINK SO9 j" h, w, I: G: K7 F
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.5 Y5 n4 V S R1 {! Y! `: M& A: B7 Q
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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. I! c8 S' q# D; \% N> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A. k4 j* S: q; m- i/ `* M
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................9 `2 T4 a/ a! i6 Q
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4 |! l& e5 f8 W5 m3 n> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW1 i/ H- c; K2 _& }0 y
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES) u& c5 D0 J, v( K; p8 _
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
\. |) ~/ z; O. S! }> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED., M, ~' e7 I3 K5 Y7 r7 [8 ]8 H7 s6 k
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. v, y6 O5 C% C' A> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?# l( B5 x& @' s: u% q9 w
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT& {2 Q: b6 \' v% D
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.* G; p6 e. m4 m" @- ~
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8 H4 d2 i& F+ b> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME- G) F% [$ R% D$ g1 r; A* y
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.1 @) W! E% d0 c
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8 K: `, e: M9 z( Z> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND* E" o, B) R4 I
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
0 a3 M) R( Y2 h0 Z# Z> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,; X8 c- Q' U( C& r# w1 \8 p2 a; |
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?0 _+ c% A6 T! m9 p3 N
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> SHE REPLIED,
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> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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