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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A- h: X0 m( M% Q! H0 ^) Q
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,2 h, u+ e d8 f3 L
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" p1 x& Q9 c D; M, m> HONEY,6 S+ g" m; h+ ~% E+ [8 n0 g
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
7 n! o, _3 B+ |7 s> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.6 w8 h8 [+ Y5 n2 l# w
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
+ c x6 m; ]) X" P+ Y* E! h. T> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?% y: J" K7 m1 i3 H: J2 L3 g% S
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
' V1 c2 W. F$ p3 n7 C, {) k> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?9 B) y$ h* v) z* |2 s
> I DON'T THINK SO.3 f* v' ?# ^4 x
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& L1 Z3 j4 d6 C4 ^4 K- ? D8 d> FINE,3 C5 ~* i- O# t k
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{% Z/ |/ X4 {) A3 O: L5 | N2 L> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
$ r4 ~* F4 G) e) K o' Q5 J5 j> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
9 O' x, f6 O j: o& b( F; X5 _> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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+ W% W9 l3 U$ Q5 [0 R6 m> TO WHICH HE REPLIED, i9 \; F6 T8 M, h' k
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
3 r2 ] `1 u( T& H( h> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
5 s9 R) t9 J2 B% m' P! H y9 {> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?, n% j# i) H: [, e: W+ w, V/ r
> I DON'T THINK SO
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/ n1 {9 T3 U* d> FINE, SHE SAYS
& q3 I7 F1 I8 X: x* {0 F> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS! z' s2 h) y) X+ A# @/ e5 z
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?0 r; ?" E8 P6 T' v7 L5 D ?
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK- a! L4 x H7 A3 k# x8 w
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T4 Q+ b% T: c0 Z
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
" e9 A4 k4 K- [$ E4 L' v; S> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
r/ ~3 F* b3 q9 V6 v: |( h" N> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
4 h o' K# K: v6 h> I DON'T THINK SO5 \4 f( |! c" m$ P5 o
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. \( E/ o$ I% a4 v2 e
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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# Q2 A! \3 E3 T& v9 Y& `> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A- {, a- g+ Z9 O; T0 }* a- Z
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................5 W% s c* f" a% a7 i% L0 V
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8 K D, Z. n5 l% }> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
: ] N$ h) @: _1 C1 Z& m$ j$ s, T/ \> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
8 [. B; [: @% N2 U> TO GO HOME
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES" H" N/ e+ h+ f' H
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.( C, \" a' j: ^2 R0 E
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* e! U' }5 f1 H- R> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE$ g* ~9 U b2 c, b
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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' T' p/ f0 r' {; j> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES% A+ P6 k+ p3 @7 h
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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* E( U. u4 M2 ?+ Y( b4 @$ z> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?! {$ H0 ~/ M% G- u" |
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
" T8 y5 N) l# a+ O6 T6 A6 O/ C! ]( C- B> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
# O% ~8 `8 r( s- e> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. r9 P$ m! A6 i' l- P+ _
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND5 c' f5 m# o l# M0 g$ P, a
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
1 ]! U3 Y6 L3 B" a> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.. ?& e3 n+ H1 p% K4 S$ V
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9 S# W5 Z: b, P7 J0 h7 c I> HE SAID,
3 Y5 P; q$ ?' v! a2 i8 A> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?: ] Y8 B' F) P4 J9 `4 ?# L
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> SHE REPLIED,/ S9 y4 p& L1 e% m. ]
> HELLOOOOO..
f5 u! k" ?) w9 O# F" N& x> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
0 X+ c4 W+ o* O# k$ R8 X- ?$ H9 m> ON MY FOREHEAD?
$ n$ n% f0 o; {8 P; R> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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