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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
$ a9 W% H' k; @/ f> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,/ `* Y0 w4 z. e" `4 w' C
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> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
- K# R- `8 ~* i% U$ c+ H5 }- e> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.1 K% _. s2 b R
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
% B M4 U5 \5 d' Y' v: h> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?' v9 f Y6 B/ |. C
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
0 ?1 b1 }5 D; G5 q+ ~3 r: i> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?$ P3 h% z% j) j0 J8 {4 W+ \
> I DON'T THINK SO. I4 F3 E+ J: D0 D# e3 d9 s
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0 V" {' @$ Y9 Y9 r, ]: t> FINE,- p b1 j5 ?; i
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" n x/ Y4 j6 @' l> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,2 N( ^5 ?4 ]4 o' w: G
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?2 a7 W' y# e; W( C0 l
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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6 T+ d/ [3 ]7 m% Y, v( J8 y> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
( t& C8 X, ~9 X' A N# t> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
2 Y. b: H2 W! {4 g8 F> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
4 }4 \9 {- b" l, Z/ y; N+ j> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?2 ~% [1 Q% W( X2 S, l
> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS' E6 l# ? B; H/ g$ x! b
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS; O3 r+ u- `- L4 @
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
8 N Q- C# v# ?( U> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK* a1 w8 h" {+ P1 S
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T- @# ?9 F/ {2 q2 e" G S2 Z( D7 ?* }
> WANT TO FIX STEPS; h/ N$ o- w4 D/ U- E6 C1 i
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE; z8 h) T% D; _ `* X5 X
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
8 j3 V$ ~4 G/ o> I DON'T THINK SO
8 a$ E$ s7 @" m> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.7 a! U7 p% `, v- v; i
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
9 K% C, d( I# I- R1 ?> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW1 e0 e1 @$ Y" Q3 w$ Z# g K
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
8 w+ T) ~4 c- _$ Z> TO GO HOME
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
1 Q5 |. j8 C- Y% \+ r> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.. Y- w& ?% B' Q& c( R
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5 ~7 _/ q# G' H. f, E> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE& x- G* e# N4 f: m1 N' x4 u% t0 V
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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# d9 y% e# z$ H( J6 P: \> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES. d3 N$ a3 V) s' ?: g
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.8 S6 o. O1 [: q- f. g
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; z$ F4 E% D' v# K6 p# R" G> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?( X: B" R' m w* r' I6 f
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
" V/ T& p+ P0 I) {> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.8 }3 c9 I$ X* m
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
. I# U" Y5 T( _0 S7 @9 u> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
* M7 C2 j( T7 Q9 N V; v$ x( o> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
) |7 r% N( {4 V% F> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.6 x7 Q- ?. Z: ]6 g- T
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- A0 L8 k$ {+ d> HE SAID,
5 n2 D7 x0 A# a8 ^1 [% H> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?" g6 e& g% X0 L4 d: O
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, O; z" [5 n! m0 B> SHE REPLIED,- G( q, y' d/ V v7 ]
> HELLOOOOO..4 ^. ]3 [3 Y1 Z, y
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
3 {: j) ~" m- ]0 N> ON MY FOREHEAD?
' r/ r; Y5 P, d! l8 t! m& i9 e; @> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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