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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A1 R" ]4 G2 q5 t2 C) m. S# ^
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,
5 C6 l: W3 \# J( m/ ~/ ?> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
/ r6 j. g; B4 |! r E3 O& _9 V> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.$ d+ W* q) ^( \7 A, v
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& X# O. Y! L- p5 |2 ?, N- a> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY," T& B: {1 Q. p; L
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
5 S" F# y4 J0 v; l5 c> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE1 {+ s) [; k; U6 ^5 B u' x4 {; J
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?: u! G5 @, f; x
> I DON'T THINK SO.: U1 A, E9 B/ p& I% {7 O
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- G, Z y) `1 [( t! h1 I8 c ^' K: |$ B> FINE,
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! ?; H8 E) G* Q2 Z" E. k> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
3 W9 f4 d/ _: u3 U5 [> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
5 x$ {0 @. l( [> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT& }; g- J6 r7 A7 `. ]
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,9 P) \6 U( f; n. _6 N& k9 X* v
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
0 K4 f! l0 i. ]9 [' j> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE8 Z+ D( @, m" S) D% d( ?3 |
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?: @% N9 a2 n2 H2 ^, X
> I DON'T THINK SO* b3 r) `# l! y6 C* O4 w
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! K! D" s, A% \! c+ p; G> FINE, SHE SAYS' d% \3 T6 y& d; v, |( o5 z
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
6 c& W: O1 ?% ~( B* ~3 d> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
- K# {! v2 a8 E> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK, V) j6 E; N3 E) X5 \) h
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T2 ^3 o9 R8 J6 D+ d/ m6 c
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
# ~# f: b+ ^, n4 \5 k8 ?> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE2 e; o" C- e# |
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
+ b& |" m) I6 j. W> I DON'T THINK SO9 g/ Y2 }4 D% R8 y+ P- f5 X
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
, b$ x, @) I0 W4 N; v6 D> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!5 B& O' L+ g+ u5 v5 ^
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1 k& _, \" R5 i0 f> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
6 L3 k* c6 Z$ R" w/ J> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................7 T# l8 x& c( b: n! Q5 e8 ^
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW2 g! D" s3 R4 ~9 b6 s
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES4 U$ P W9 t8 R" C' R" r+ k
> TO GO HOME
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/ y( }/ u* f; P/ _> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES5 d1 H4 t; S; m' c
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.) q% z; Q9 t3 U4 e( l$ T8 j
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE3 q( |% a5 ~; |, E. D. j
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING3 [2 Y) c3 k$ f7 h; s
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
) ^' C" r& J9 c. q" }$ \; v> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.$ y# L8 }# T+ D B8 d% v2 T0 S, K
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8 L) _7 W& o" F+ [( H# Z> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
. O1 p# w* d% N1 s> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
% ]& D+ D( f: v> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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! C+ Z; ^% V8 n$ R6 Z8 G- [& v> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
9 F4 B% n, M" l' d: u7 P. k> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.4 n/ ~$ I- b# I3 H1 e2 ]
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$ U$ k6 C8 ]5 h9 |8 ^2 k+ x1 e> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND0 J4 m k: c! a4 y2 i
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER! a7 i/ X+ H2 [% v& f Q, A+ A
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.5 X6 @" Q" `* \; [: c: C+ U; y
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> HE SAID,
. f3 f. M# z( H8 d% z% K; L> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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5 K3 E, j9 [ G' `0 i. b& i> SHE REPLIED,
J8 f% Y* l; A- M> HELLOOOOO..% y1 b% K4 C* [
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN$ b$ p* f6 I' }
> ON MY FOREHEAD?: F1 J% W% [- N
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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