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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days., S1 n! N+ t+ o) p; r! E5 y* f
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5 {6 Y' w4 a2 g3 m: I! p1 MThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
/ B( g8 T" x, Olittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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( ?3 H; G2 p, w7 {- Z7 ]7 l* u dWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.: T0 K. t4 U- O8 R% S5 h
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.7 y# K/ `2 ~3 c5 R
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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1 p! d/ g) M7 w. O' G# I# o8 \ The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
/ e/ ^+ S- R$ V. Q% VThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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# H5 b* {9 `$ f5 ?8 \+ C'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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: R# D! w* M+ [4 d8 k' W'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! : q9 U+ B. j# w# f# w
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'+ ~: J; {6 ?. A% Y7 u/ v0 Y* t
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