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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.8 h, s$ m* A/ M' N$ M& \+ l: D! e G) z
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+ @* B ?) f, T o( d7 KThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a6 U J) X% o; j; A# u
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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: ?, E2 [, g2 t/ P- A; ?We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
3 C- n' l3 m5 d$ qThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.7 q8 { M, x/ k$ {; h
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1 q- u" B, ]- d* A The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
8 b' d+ G+ Z, C! C5 s* N5 uThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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7 O1 B$ F" B; S! |, T: BThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'7 g: {. T* d' g4 v
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4 t8 ?: t( |/ w4 @; { |'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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3 F8 A$ O9 I, K8 P'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! ' I; A2 M1 q0 Y
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