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 An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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5 K, r+ F5 A; d" ?" [The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a \9 O D v2 _1 r
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.2 f, I3 b- N3 V8 k& d5 M
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$ v+ D( O, c. `We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.( W& y, d/ A' N" r. L
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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. L! }7 E' J( T6 k: q2 A The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.0 |9 x9 x2 _$ g8 l5 k4 P% ~) I" \
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'9 q: J; V8 y, Y! w& p
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.5 p( Z- O9 F- K: ^( c K$ z: U
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! ; ~4 q! {2 j% [7 c: B0 b7 B
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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