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发表于 2009-3-8 16:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.7 H+ a* Y8 P7 G
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' W" l- {# H6 x. w' W" b7 H' XA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.$ i) O' i- P% O. Z

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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
! z9 e0 W- M' D% ^# v" ?little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.2 M1 `- p" ?  ?  R7 o* ^2 J5 Q

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3 w; G# _6 d# e5 `; kWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.6 B+ V% z# d  h
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.$ G2 ~+ D3 m$ }) q" `

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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.  C5 f9 ]' t; ^" p. T
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'' d5 \: j1 i, F. _: S6 c
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.$ e9 C7 }' }. Q9 Y/ F5 M7 F/ v
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# y" b; v' {9 @) ^'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
$ t5 t# U+ D" U6 jWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'  d$ C% z$ |7 N2 }( z. s' E- i
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发表于 2009-3-8 16:41 | 显示全部楼层
fall off by itself! 6 I6 n" n' H6 J( B, q
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
it will fall off itself? Like a ripe apple falling down from a tree?
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
haha , its so funny, maybe the chinese doc just want him be afraid then he can accept the first opinion.lol...ohh, unlucky man.
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发表于 2009-3-10 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-3-11 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
LOL
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