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' W" l- {# H6 x. w' W" b7 H' XA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.$ i) O' i- P% O. Z
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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3 w; G# _6 d# e5 `; kWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.6 B+ V% z# d h
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.$ G2 ~+ D3 m$ }) q" `
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'. C5 f9 ]' t; ^" p. T
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'' d5 \: j1 i, F. _: S6 c
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.$ e9 C7 }' }. Q9 Y/ F5 M7 F/ v
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# y" b; v' {9 @) ^'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
$ t5 t# U+ D" U6 jWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.' d$ C% z$ |7 N2 }( z. s' E- i
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