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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days., D, T' N5 _8 W2 ?& v; {+ J& X' y
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7 |) p. R! Z1 f3 o( a' ]6 jThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a# t2 e# \. k5 \" d9 [" X- t
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.3 L1 x* B+ v- _7 U" f" P% k
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.0 X* p7 q( w, ~/ G0 i
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.6 c/ o) W1 n* m; }* ~' e4 a8 \
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'4 j) c7 t- @9 g0 ^- u
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!' P5 O1 w5 t" ^5 D
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. s5 Z* H r# J: d8 J' C s0 ?'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 4 _. L- n' O# U. x: F2 n* s
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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