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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.' N$ N1 W( ^9 n: N
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) V# R8 v+ D3 t+ c, X7 ~% s# X- uThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
- }; k. L5 J" c/ \' e0 e9 dlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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+ o. O* L+ |7 ^3 H3 g8 ]We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'./ W( l) x$ g4 K6 w5 I
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.# c, e$ S9 u! }0 E2 ~+ m5 J
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.- E9 J" W$ d4 Q t' z% _
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
u. Z" e5 w# e8 k6 HThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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' _, C9 P0 z2 w( q; JThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'- O8 }: B0 }/ H
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.+ t0 {1 R" ]/ S
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
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