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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.3 T; D. D1 j+ S3 Y5 i* j- Z
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
6 n0 k+ W9 `6 t7 l; mlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.) }/ v, Q) w2 \) \) d9 T- F
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: j- Q' j+ Y$ I0 a& I) _We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.- h, f' s( o$ r/ ~8 a# O+ s
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.$ S+ U9 l! y1 U; l: }) H
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' K6 b: p* p3 R The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.$ K5 y" g) l# |+ G! q# ?
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!' d4 V. G3 S6 @& q% O- y
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7 j& `& O; [7 t. N! a$ U: c5 B/ G'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! % |9 y# ^! z1 R! c# g8 g
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'( }( S+ q! L2 f. a" m4 u
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