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发表于 2009-3-8 16:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.& C: ^7 t+ c" m( m7 [4 D4 r1 d* {
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- [9 [+ G6 Y7 x" x, C2 C: QA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.5 Z1 }3 X! j* m. p" p" g+ B% r
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$ y$ _# J/ g. kThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a  J  z: L1 r9 X" V- M
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure., T' P! Y! E6 o' q* n) _" k8 @

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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.* }6 ~7 {* H7 g+ R! `
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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  i& Y) a8 [- c The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
3 X* ]. q# k" `! ]+ S) uThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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( F1 t( i' M3 h' ?The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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+ }% A3 Z' C- a" ~8 a1 }; B) k5 g'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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( S5 @0 e, {  n$ L# K'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
9 e! @& S( w& NWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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发表于 2009-3-8 16:41 | 显示全部楼层
fall off by itself!
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
it will fall off itself? Like a ripe apple falling down from a tree?
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
haha , its so funny, maybe the chinese doc just want him be afraid then he can accept the first opinion.lol...ohh, unlucky man.
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发表于 2009-3-10 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-3-11 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
LOL
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