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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.* l" L* V4 F; ^! m. n
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; s% A6 g7 u. C* u- b0 c5 m; s7 rThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
; F, \; a' k$ Z! F' b9 Slittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.6 f& x' j7 ~! F. Z% \
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.; \: u/ N/ @" U, J6 e
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.2 u$ w. ?( G( d# o# D9 o
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'8 Y$ h7 W( F( l" O% Q9 T
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- q' R" o& l& J+ a2 s1 F1 C: b$ wThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
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