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9 }$ v* a% c! PA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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6 L$ N- P$ s& w! W0 k" r# PThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a( K1 O$ U+ i2 }. Y. L+ G3 V9 B
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.3 u- F- z3 m- @7 D! t
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# _9 f2 j* i6 c9 O( x# o4 K* HThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'. q7 A" ~( j# j2 N. S# @
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.. Q6 }# Q' a/ X: y
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
7 v0 H0 }" f0 |% p' X9 ], lThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'# V# a) v5 D- C1 S0 `
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* g- m- d J6 }4 vThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.7 h# w1 w) S# Y. w! i0 ^" ]
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
/ a9 ]' e. b- n Q; cWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'( ?1 w2 t" D, W# j# H
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