Women's Golf

sweetspot

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
& K* _9 e& c" h+ y* m( u8 VThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

- A# X  f- f( H7 ^! h$ kWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

/ k6 {# a+ H( ^' i* hThe woman said, 'That's okay.'

# ~; d( j1 \! EFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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& x  w) D3 F. g8 c3 z+ P6 ~The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

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% v) a8 z- t  b4 [9 |4 E5 O. fThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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: O2 f7 a+ w  U/ w' g, S7 iMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

: [0 w" `- D, q  }Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers : Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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6 C) ^4 D+ r  W9 X& \, [+ vPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.
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* V% Q! N) u: q, u; o2 TVery nice a story. Thanks for sharing.