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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
' a. X; \* b: }$ Q2 C( j aThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. ) y2 B0 _) A$ F( O
& y6 s7 \% h4 \Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. # K. y5 \8 B! c' L0 M
, ?! w+ h& ?0 C+ U% V* JThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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" [8 F: X/ H i: A1 y( N+ O6 ^3 CFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. : q, h; W' M' ^' h
% W, c: n i" z+ j* XThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' ; f" A W. Q4 N9 I
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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, u# Z9 K" Q, |4 W) j H- z% MThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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+ A+ s R% _' X! UMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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, e ?9 S* l/ p5 VAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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9 D' G# U1 A% o: |5 Q' kMale readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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& m% Q, |$ K8 e' F; lMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. ' N7 u6 s+ t$ f! M5 F2 ]
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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) q6 @' [$ }9 N* IPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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