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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
# t0 p7 S J: t2 QShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
, l" [6 w7 y' u7 u8 |. o$ oThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
0 z% d! Q, n) m3 NThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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3 j: x* N+ C2 i8 c, K4 U; WThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. & G! M3 U6 Y. D# C4 {+ K
- T3 r* A( o, x) U% M V, NThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. , t6 V# H3 y( S
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' " E& ?# X; A& q8 M
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. / U0 r' R g! I1 h0 d- C& { l
% Y; u& C% v; g; a$ l1 lThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' : t7 p3 p7 @* s ~+ F4 l% c7 {# r
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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P1 P* E% o7 A# F8 q" bSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ' T8 ^8 l0 P' L/ ]
}6 d5 A9 @' Z8 L1 `The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' # Y m% v" f: s- W
3 p3 {3 H5 E8 h6 OMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. : I: a; D4 ]! o* S" s/ p
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. ' a" l% Q6 `, O
1 C8 e A, ?3 D- ]Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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: A0 D2 c6 ^+ ]! u, R7 c; oMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. 7 @7 r; A7 b6 D8 T1 u
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show + Z/ N8 @8 r& w
2 l# C* L. V: B& X2 Z3 |% ?1 J# TPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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