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Canadian idiot
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/ P1 M5 m2 ~" }: }9 a' UDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot4 d! ]) r" L" ?4 w6 ~& c* ?" K
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
! g" N: P5 B( n' x( L. T& `2 k6 @+ eAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?6 f" {7 ]9 d$ c7 x- ?1 B G3 F
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat0 p" \7 |, o/ L$ h! W
And they leave the house without packing heat
7 i; F7 O$ a9 F+ |, ?+ s, aNever even bring their guns to the mall4 h, h9 \1 v8 R' _, D
And you know what else is too funny?
# U6 T- i% D% P: B# k6 P+ rTheir stupid Monopoly money
% h" v8 S& A/ J6 tCan't take 'em seriously at all+ C$ ~8 }/ e; { q1 S
# d! m' v" ?) `7 P3 [0 PWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
0 I$ Q& q" d( JThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
p4 |! {& Z. a- B, ~They think their silly accent is so cute: U; v$ V; T) O& s8 V4 U
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot# e7 m. ~' O0 @" b z
4 c! ?% D1 r( o; u6 P; R2 ySure, they've got their national healthcare
" z8 c. N, V1 j- B" R: \8 h+ `1 ECheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
# E' t$ t& D% V; V8 l' d+ CThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion. A; J- @/ Y+ D- o
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
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All over Saskatchewan
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2 X: w7 Z9 c V1 WDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
+ B/ w+ n/ N8 g f3 jwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
/ x" K9 P3 S2 X6 @See the map, they're hovering right over us
' }# U8 j: M* J" J' c) W* OTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
* J/ K; E2 Q7 _0 g2 ^0 oBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"; L! U: ~, o9 B7 S; ^1 F7 i
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
: B1 X' E: W! w7 J' f" u0 f5 o5 _It's gotta mean they're all up to something' m5 c( p3 p8 ^$ s# Y$ ^; ^- f
So quick, before they see it coming0 a2 u- B. {8 s8 q) s/ `8 j8 @
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