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Canadian idiot; v0 Y7 H! _# R4 b
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
$ s1 Q/ Z' X. e" F+ f1 w9 j4 f. `Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
1 T. A* W2 j7 |: D; QAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
- o% F% v2 Z6 ^I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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/ Z3 {2 S+ q# Z# D# V1 n& f$ kThey all live on donuts and moose meat
& @0 U9 R& `, aAnd they leave the house without packing heat
9 Q$ q" [! M2 [; A8 W! ?4 |Never even bring their guns to the mall
" i: {. P& ^ W1 F3 @And you know what else is too funny?
. I' r9 `2 D* {6 O6 KTheir stupid Monopoly money
4 a, r$ Q) H" F- Z$ F6 NCan't take 'em seriously at all
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+ c. D- \" y( `+ F# ]& LWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
0 A$ k, u1 K5 i( L6 ~( v$ \: a4 n. CThey treat curling just like it's a real sport+ z. I& B9 A* g& S! K Z6 w6 d
They think their silly accent is so cute. J5 A' v7 P3 @ P5 D' Z
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot, A& e* B: c2 a9 W/ W
1 U+ e, T4 T9 p, R! K1 @- lSure, they've got their national healthcare- N+ S/ M( [* x- M! L" {
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
9 h1 P' T7 R3 J8 VThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion6 V$ s6 M1 J9 V! h
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
. ]3 A7 Y# V# e; z4 W* S: xAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni2 z' B) v7 ]* N, a* W
All over Saskatchewan
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" C* U# Y5 h% `1 dDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot3 x; _+ F! b# ]8 ]
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
$ |. ?7 u4 \5 wSee the map, they're hovering right over us9 P7 Q+ i0 @, I, G& W; q3 M, c: l
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
7 E! p7 U3 ?* \ rBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
- \7 P# t E" q; STell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?2 x) k* J/ c' u1 i3 {2 W7 b
It's gotta mean they're all up to something& Z# f" R3 N: L. h6 K1 Z
So quick, before they see it coming
: ]& h& z4 A+ H+ g. qTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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