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Canadian idiot. b2 V( b2 @3 k
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot1 Q% Y8 z$ h! W5 T
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut" V6 U7 g) D" S8 M
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead? c( X+ Q& B) H( U. X
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
5 O. A6 x) {5 ^9 D1 n' `' j% N$ TAnd they leave the house without packing heat
0 s7 Z3 H/ ?7 F6 y: z: m( j) U9 J- _Never even bring their guns to the mall
i3 Z6 `* ~4 _. l8 _7 v5 U2 FAnd you know what else is too funny?
9 |) {, f k- @7 Q |+ G8 uTheir stupid Monopoly money, L/ ~/ D3 m1 e0 \$ _5 B; {: n8 r
Can't take 'em seriously at all4 k! v% h% R3 I' _! x* `
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export& H6 m h& s2 C/ l$ f; G4 S( Y
They treat curling just like it's a real sport/ c2 K2 f! s# o
They think their silly accent is so cute8 r; q1 _2 y8 g. l
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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, i3 i S( O+ eSure, they've got their national healthcare7 a- D) m6 p) j9 y
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air- O# e$ ?1 @! ~; U
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion. w2 u9 f, I( Q6 G/ e
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni3 A6 @+ H, }+ P
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
, G+ ~2 \# m: [. |# ?8 YAll over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot3 J% @# y: g. C6 ]' w0 x0 Q# D& a
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius) k9 B2 g. C) k1 r9 V/ j/ b
See the map, they're hovering right over us5 e2 q/ [+ _2 H! S/ b9 ?
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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5 W2 Y! p. ]9 b1 A$ XAlways hear the same kind of story6 w8 t9 a) w2 Y5 _
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"2 ?4 n+ J' T; ~9 e
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?9 E+ Q. x! l, Q+ B1 M. m
It's gotta mean they're all up to something5 y# Z3 {. A+ i1 p/ L
So quick, before they see it coming8 [4 u' E$ K" O7 X+ C; _( Q
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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