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Canadian idiot1 s) _* x! p& ^# {) B' q
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot& o# y9 _1 b9 \/ ]0 x7 E
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut' \" D. x, d# l$ U. w
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?' D/ {; f( a+ c& `
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat5 V3 X- `9 J" y8 o8 _# Q9 ]- ^) B
And they leave the house without packing heat
/ i( B, j4 z9 P" U9 J4 K, vNever even bring their guns to the mall
. C- Y; p& R" \/ X: a& F2 L5 SAnd you know what else is too funny?/ {$ Z/ E$ m3 q1 r
Their stupid Monopoly money* m1 ?6 n% R: V
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
7 o$ H/ v' g( a3 B; s) m MThey treat curling just like it's a real sport7 |5 a- i. a9 I+ c \
They think their silly accent is so cute, e8 W0 |$ o1 Q7 V/ |
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot) r( O9 T; `9 j8 Z& l9 D
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare8 ~- g+ E7 Z- D O* P
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
7 C, i, Q8 T3 j5 R g3 i- Z( `. t; ?Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion2 _( x( a0 O l3 N9 e, Q# W5 [' o5 e
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
4 k9 x+ u5 N9 q5 Z* B# J& XAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni+ \% r- l& T6 y1 G, p0 M
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
: L/ P# b$ b7 M# \wont figure out the temperature in Celsius. p$ b/ o l- j
See the map, they're hovering right over us* ?* P. k8 t6 p' L* ^9 y
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous! R, v8 _* `8 [; u: c0 g( W
: q7 M- N) C Z& b: b) @1 FAlways hear the same kind of story' F4 o6 w5 {: e, u, ^0 `' ^( P
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
, [, ?0 ]6 p" M/ aTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?2 b) z, L0 ~1 n) S& Z
It's gotta mean they're all up to something2 o) X( |1 W7 W! J9 c
So quick, before they see it coming" S! O" U- @; Q2 Q0 R" b
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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