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1 P$ Z; n8 v8 e8 c/ r6 F7 g3 eDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot5 |" }+ ~& Y' y% B' _( Z2 X/ \
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut5 R& p! A: C( O- C& s/ q
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?) H6 `: o& i0 c
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed9 k/ `* W# i7 v" O
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They all live on donuts and moose meat: Y& j$ K5 |, s) ~
And they leave the house without packing heat
. W, k4 `% [' R, n$ MNever even bring their guns to the mall5 H- [: B2 `" W S% x- t
And you know what else is too funny?
5 `: b! X. J* D) `/ i# Q8 @6 k3 PTheir stupid Monopoly money2 m2 U: L' e4 Q: h. @
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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3 G. g* m+ l* bWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
# ~" e3 o+ R- @3 }; OThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
# `( [' }( E. T8 H/ dThey think their silly accent is so cute
0 \" k5 T4 ^2 E0 m. _( pCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare+ A- v/ P$ }( |; V
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air/ e! d# @# I7 V _$ ~; J1 `
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion: ~2 T4 Q& y2 }7 n
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
7 C5 h: `/ B# }And dream of drivin' a Zamboni! ? f6 h' t% P: k, k* S
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
5 j5 p8 s' Y2 ?4 l' ]wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
4 x6 J. A6 B& M: Z4 wSee the map, they're hovering right over us
8 k. x7 V& S/ ~# J, ]Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous: \. R4 E& {- D8 e
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Always hear the same kind of story9 k- \, ?. k0 q& F5 t6 W- s
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"3 b3 D6 O, }6 L& j- E" K) h1 O* R
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?9 W' T" v% E" m% n, [5 e2 G+ O
It's gotta mean they're all up to something9 m$ L1 Y, }/ I/ p4 ^. T6 n
So quick, before they see it coming2 \! j: I6 Y; X
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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