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Canadian idiot
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- S6 K5 r! j( e F+ PDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot/ a' i( X# c7 ~
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut, X/ b/ j" N. S' E% ]* c
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
- k% ~* Z, N! _/ ?I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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, r- R; N+ b, V9 {They all live on donuts and moose meat
3 M& r+ w% g( E% [) k$ pAnd they leave the house without packing heat
1 P; Y( X, }$ v4 W1 ]5 z3 _Never even bring their guns to the mall% X: y6 Q9 X9 ?) w+ Z- r
And you know what else is too funny?$ O8 {6 Z7 o8 p( l2 U3 ~& }% M
Their stupid Monopoly money+ l3 P/ \/ F" y" a, @( F
Can't take 'em seriously at all* r. c/ h, W ~4 p( e) l) v
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export; S7 L( f/ e3 I7 z# y2 E! c( H7 `
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
6 T: T" P& `5 P7 X) {% Z3 c# `They think their silly accent is so cute
- t* N1 e) }2 i% XCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
9 L3 g" j3 k) q/ uCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
' @8 a6 N+ [9 _- O; g1 \& VThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
+ {2 A6 @! t: ?2 e# \# m7 gEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
$ k/ j7 f1 R/ B/ o p( ]+ Y( Q( e6 oAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni- O. ~ f4 X5 a) [7 P
All over Saskatchewan- c# g( M3 o" ^ H; }& X
# P6 _! @! ~+ T! ?, ?, r: WDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
3 u2 s* H" b- l. Cwont figure out the temperature in Celsius0 r8 i& u& @ Y, H5 i
See the map, they're hovering right over us
" O+ ]& |9 C7 g" E' eTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous0 u0 f. B1 \ z
! g! t! Q/ Q0 ^0 `Always hear the same kind of story+ J* z7 {" H. g* T
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
+ o1 l5 w" f' M D5 j$ E1 _, }Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
8 F/ H$ K, U. R+ p1 c+ G- j# SIt's gotta mean they're all up to something9 g9 N5 j$ ]; A
So quick, before they see it coming" X0 i4 n! G/ {, [ T
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