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Canadian idiot( h4 N# Q2 [$ f9 o T
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot7 a) a9 p" y3 x# o; B
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
# X! C9 U2 H @1 ~And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
1 W- u' s4 q( l( jAnd they leave the house without packing heat
( B0 _3 r4 H7 z# rNever even bring their guns to the mall4 Y6 B9 {( C! F
And you know what else is too funny?: q' U! ~8 x; e% k% u9 F" P8 Q N
Their stupid Monopoly money
3 F+ C- r1 m- g: e* hCan't take 'em seriously at all
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" g4 y, H4 S( \' PWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export, W5 s, m9 k' w8 s3 e
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
$ U1 L8 N5 _4 v4 `2 aThey think their silly accent is so cute
6 y% y; \) S1 G' D) s" A/ D! _8 dCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot) \& h! g# Z) a* C+ _6 v
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
4 {! Q3 O4 h( d. pCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air, o8 M4 |( H$ M1 a, H, g
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion c( a7 L; M6 f8 J( q8 i- m
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
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. U1 V* a! k ?* CAll over Saskatchewan* p# D% z+ C4 K
% X# q8 V) I+ @Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
, U, n2 z. p3 r) u# b$ B) S7 U+ ^wont figure out the temperature in Celsius/ g% ?/ x# |" Z' z1 m6 x3 ]' q
See the map, they're hovering right over us
8 s/ V+ q: l2 U: Y/ zTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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7 N, l* s/ }4 J: U4 q" d) X6 |9 aAlways hear the same kind of story. J; V, N ^ N
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
" j; C! z1 `" N5 `Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
- V$ Y: z( X5 q; Q$ Y" UIt's gotta mean they're all up to something$ [2 r. l3 q3 G
So quick, before they see it coming" P6 }) h4 H) T2 Q! Z7 H0 l
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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