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Canadian idiot
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) ~ b( w' x7 D& bDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot: e1 B+ a9 j% L: Y A5 a- g
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut2 r3 N" l' D h
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?! j2 S- i$ O/ Q8 \0 g8 _0 k9 Q
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed; a# R+ ]6 a6 ~) h; V! e
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They all live on donuts and moose meat/ I" X/ e% ^4 n$ b6 A4 x: p9 R
And they leave the house without packing heat
& S1 T+ C1 B9 ~/ xNever even bring their guns to the mall
" f: i. `# C8 Y J' MAnd you know what else is too funny?
& _! R7 [. x# h( V1 |7 ?1 [Their stupid Monopoly money
- E, g$ ^ y+ Q; u/ s# L! mCan't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export0 Q9 r+ v$ } c# g* e5 a, G
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
2 U: h8 S. _" }& g. CThey think their silly accent is so cute
7 s& b% A, D9 K! R. _4 E, r+ C! ECan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
; P7 Q$ \* ~; k4 M qCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
9 q0 J5 V8 E3 vThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
, T8 K- u) O" d9 G* ?: y, tEat their weight in Kraft macaroni( \* J" v/ j7 ] T* k
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
! c& f3 h. ^1 t) d( C( Rwont figure out the temperature in Celsius. L( x7 R @# A+ [7 w
See the map, they're hovering right over us
& I7 O1 Z8 L2 }! q6 E, vTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
- C5 D+ O4 a4 N8 } Q2 iBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"# Z" o" T! }6 E0 b" A U: b
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
. g, y7 E; K: }It's gotta mean they're all up to something' c0 O! ~0 [5 o+ W) M4 A( d7 |
So quick, before they see it coming9 N" o+ O$ N* @4 W" G4 X
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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