things to do at walmart (hilarious)

火星女孩

it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol

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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.


2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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' \6 b% ^# [! F8 p/ A4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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' Q+ W5 j. \7 s. ?0 L6 @# J' T5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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4 m2 K) w( j, K  L8 f) z' l2 f, ]7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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2 `' o  c2 o% |% }% S! D8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
' x- ]( x+ W& g) e6 a'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.

! v* M( z8 ?/ n+ ]10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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* J  k" s, P# J. ^) N: B11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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. U& X  G- F& f8 a) S12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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2 h% a/ P- j% L1 [14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!

: ]. z& |* M" @! I& xAnd; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

YZSUNNY

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蓝膺

如果是中文的该多好

枫的泪

你又不是不会翻译= =

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曦梦ヾ风之子

有一点给女性的感觉， 但是很好，很强大

Kuryuki

i had that on my CR page

R3DL1GHT

LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...

wa00724

路过支持一个！   呵呵~
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小叶子

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

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