things to do at walmart (hilarious)

火星女孩

it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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( t8 g, H3 Z; k) |- a# Z1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

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4 A% O* g& T- [8 x( b, i5 K2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

, p% `% L1 c% _" g/ L# x3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
( F, L9 V# R2 G; G/ a( x1 i'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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0 r7 }9 Z7 X# ~( H- o6 c10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

% `& m/ @3 `# L9 ~14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!

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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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如果是中文的该多好

枫的泪

你又不是不会翻译= =

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曦梦ヾ风之子

有一点给女性的感觉， 但是很好，很强大

Kuryuki

i had that on my CR page

R3DL1GHT

LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...

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路过支持一个！   呵呵~

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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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