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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:" y; Q5 z: }/ q
; W# h# ~& X3 u! }1 M0 f) o1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.' q- v& b6 M; B1 G0 \- F: G
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.6 e0 f/ R* C3 r! J
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area' T4 l3 T' [5 `! M6 i
) I( H2 m0 ~3 C \+ w7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department. C$ Y2 H' `0 R/ K6 f8 }
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: @# R% H$ @5 J8 o) [0 r) P* E
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'% [& e& ?5 i4 M3 F, c& G
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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x! s" N" w F7 i5 Y10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.! H# c5 M! c4 C4 `+ v6 y7 }
1 H0 J, E! O* n11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.$ w- ~4 }2 E- }' X
3 K' D6 r9 ]1 N12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.7 c) \: ]$ w" `! d
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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7 p1 }' |2 t: f, ?$ I14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!7 e ]; r' G$ z3 h5 e; F" y6 K
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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