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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:! [0 c1 @ r/ H- j
' |( N/ v I, ]+ r1 c7 ?# a* r: A' z+ s+ f1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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7 U. L; o) f( S% W- a: r* s) o. u/ y3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.! h1 K9 L% \7 v+ J) \- @
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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! G" d. c" W+ t- Q4 ] s0 q @5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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, S2 L4 `. b* O" D i6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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) H. J# H) M- [" |7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.; S& p# |' [- E, u
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.' k' s, |% I+ {+ I# ]
9 s$ X. W2 |2 h( g, g. a10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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( j/ X5 c/ _* q6 {11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.; |: e" R0 G- R, L
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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