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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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# r! V; l& }5 n8 pThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:! H. B+ m1 ]% C# x3 L+ X

- G5 ?3 b# f  |# A3 h1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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5 q' j* G8 J; f% i. C0 x/ q2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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! m+ p; Q- e( ~! ?3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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, l) H3 j8 i) b/ {* p4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area" q9 _/ U" T8 y5 ?
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.' n6 v6 f3 |% |% m. U: Y
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask9 G4 W$ t6 r: E6 H
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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/ ?  S# l! x) u9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.( i5 M( B( Y' W+ ~/ s

8 e/ W2 W, C/ S2 W10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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4 C: N% z" q) Y13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!9 I6 b/ J  F) I8 ]8 ~1 `

7 ], ~  l& G2 D! b14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!0 W; S8 F, r" Z+ [- g4 l- k

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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.% c) M: @% K6 i2 [' m# c

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