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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol$ s& G3 n3 B4 _' L1 A" l8 |
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+ V P* X0 q+ w( \Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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" d0 ?2 M3 @2 c- Z! I2 ]7 ]3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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1 h H8 E- j# s8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.* j6 i) ~1 l$ H6 p, I2 ]# k
l, u/ w# z7 [9 A2 c4 f- e0 _. X10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.' A% I6 Q3 c' }3 n
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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7 D/ R% R4 \; Z3 ^5 H7 j- M13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!! y7 `3 J1 A) e% n$ L1 ^: q: |: i
( D) H( y0 J: \% M4 `* |14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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