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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:5 V3 k- A- u6 v: x; {( p4 o$ Y
. |$ m5 g. [! m! p0 L; y1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.$ @& v, B. ]7 B, c( U
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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; H# B$ z; A& @; e7 b8 q8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask# q8 z2 K" a& b& |& d3 U
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.: b$ R6 Y, p; t: {$ p& Q4 p; V" S
& K; [; g8 E3 J+ C% D8 Q+ C10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.) p1 m2 t% y+ p8 v1 Z% A. O
; R2 |+ [1 i9 M6 |% F11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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, M7 h0 A( ]7 Y% c" r12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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7 s$ [4 R0 ?% l: j$ }( }13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!( `2 G/ U. j. j( \% j. I
: H5 M* ]$ w- V9 X. p14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!/ N6 Z( f9 v; D- l4 W: j" J) e
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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