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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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; y8 G& b: s1 U1 T/ JThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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0 L- B" {2 L! L. s& K$ v- V1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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# u# `2 ^6 ? `9 w7 w$ Q1 T) U( y2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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1 q3 e+ c( ^% b6 z; Y+ M4 p9 ~4 s3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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# X( ?/ z2 S3 A8 ]! E! |" C4 H( A4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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3 h/ \7 A9 j1 |' ^5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.! C5 M# E, ] T7 T8 A5 J
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. ^0 O3 d% v0 O7 N0 c4 l$ H* O6 h
. [' f, ]& T- p7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask- e8 @" A2 d$ t
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'% q4 V! \7 z. M% [/ q+ }8 E; o
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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`; o+ H3 Q5 C4 s& T2 ~10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.$ e5 |- V5 Q4 |! U2 J1 X5 c7 z
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+ C* D/ L* j3 k: l1 V, K* A12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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0 v& c9 @1 H0 x2 F# o \- F13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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7 h3 O- }8 Y- ]+ q: J! g$ x14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!- f/ Y: i- G# a7 @
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And; last, but not least!)
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