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* j |' ]' K8 m0 alooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
# |4 f) S& m+ x; c2 U8 E3 ~ Z7 v mare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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+ G/ f) B% D7 oThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop./ M1 ] Y6 w @5 H+ M5 a
! `8 ~. k, U; d& V% w& r9 {Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here/ i& K6 h2 h1 B9 F: ^4 B" D
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
3 r. t" D. B! x B/ [) y. t/ t# zIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
# M. C& Y1 A! @in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and" ?" |( U* W0 ^# y
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
0 r' W. Z) V& H* j6 R$ I6 O) F$ Bprofessor was out cold.# k" P3 `3 g. `
* x' ] e5 a3 ZThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,' h- x% k- F; @6 E7 r
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
+ b" n$ l) P, D$ n1 N' a3 Jsat there looking on in silence.
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) a# J* Q1 v9 x# n, P1 L8 WThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
' H& A9 \# O) `+ c7 k6 rat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
- N3 Z! h0 q/ c7 `% X( o% @with you? Why did you do that?'$ R. }$ D6 a: s% v2 V* V
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 6 T6 r" A" f4 U: v( n' o
- w1 Z1 L! X1 ~4 m" H& f# R" @Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
' Z6 D9 V/ o( r7 Gright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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