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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you3 n9 Q& ~5 B& o0 G% t7 {- c
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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/ c( d, s. q; Z8 y' R7 }5 ?The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.+ k1 B4 n0 n) W r% B
/ V% U2 Y" C) e8 S8 TTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
; @, [% c6 W& M m. @* l# |/ T2 @& |7 WI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
# G6 I8 p1 t0 }, qIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
5 V+ k4 E7 T4 V3 |/ Fin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and1 {2 d7 m4 o5 g' y; L
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
7 z! l6 w9 n `3 F p+ x0 Vprofessor was out cold.
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: N2 Q1 B; `2 J. @The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
* z; p# k* f" m* Esilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
: B; j9 y& e. h" N N) bsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
. L8 z3 r2 j; h4 m0 C/ O1 ~7 x; zat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter+ S& h: @& M3 Z- H+ u3 w2 I
with you? Why did you do that?'
5 y5 o" E& S+ l$ r YThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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, d$ [! W7 ^: ?0 d( s1 \- zCanadian soldiers who are protecting your+ h$ o& P. e# P) z
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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