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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you% ]+ R( U$ i$ A% T" S! I
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - D; y0 T) s9 T
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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' {/ D4 o5 k) R' PTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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$ [+ D+ l1 g0 {: s. EIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' j# X R t2 F9 _4 O+ O
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
* r# h2 }6 ^$ _* Wcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The1 C; N- D2 J5 r3 a
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence. - y4 J+ @4 E, S1 P3 p/ Q. V
: w2 q* d- |+ f; u3 FThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked, c; ~% r0 M: `; |2 J
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter- `, m: {( M2 ?8 t7 Z) s
with you? Why did you do that?'
a! r3 T# \) V; u1 C% u- ?& zThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
) [' G; n$ y2 u! i4 z& Lright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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