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8 K1 F# r+ Q+ Z0 x: _looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you5 q+ ~; r, V2 l) g3 M; `/ t1 F
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' / p+ ?5 `3 `: v4 ?- X
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.+ v0 o M7 N$ G. i! N8 \; C! y, Q
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
! {7 P6 \& e9 jI am, God. I'm still waiting.' & y0 }2 q; R2 i# Y
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier& a7 u2 e4 @% Z* F( L8 w
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
' T2 \! t+ i; C, |; n# rcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
8 m9 v8 m* Y3 |0 ^& V+ r0 {professor was out cold.* K. S/ J! l* ?7 p
/ ]: Z9 Y7 T& P, Q7 ?4 |" MThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
5 @/ _& |/ @6 @' ?silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and8 ?' j2 Z# k5 G, Q
sat there looking on in silence. 2 Y: \. w6 f3 f9 r6 `$ j
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked" y1 S. X* U, y# p- t& E0 ?
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter% ^. |& {3 E4 ~# p" ^8 ~
with you? Why did you do that?'/ o: W- y- K) u/ W2 b
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
4 H, i/ O2 R# B5 t/ o4 K; `$ R' yright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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