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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you- E; T) d" N: Y, y; V
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 7 R! R" }0 y2 n ?. {; y/ q
; t* c) w, K# CThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here- }6 }4 P6 N; k$ H2 J! f) o
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' s/ ~2 ?+ B$ }! N$ u
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier$ G% `* F, I8 B: A4 e
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and a2 d" V c$ d; @+ B _& c3 J; p
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
4 J) j+ L8 N& ]- d# Nprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,9 \9 K+ I0 z$ y5 b/ ~9 Q( ^, B
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
$ b. C- C6 m, a* O, y3 ^& Bsat there looking on in silence. ' x v. R1 g0 s, ?! ^3 W
: c6 l4 t* z& Q7 l" R6 gThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked" {% H. X& S; a7 {2 Z5 u$ K
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
) u! N# K. F; C+ ^) I+ Hwith you? Why did you do that?'
0 @5 H6 ?4 x5 i# D2 p& y* Z* \ OThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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+ o: `/ }9 p+ mCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
0 G4 B/ A3 m5 Z5 ]9 T7 yright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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