God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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) s/ x) w4 y( MThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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, h7 x2 I" X9 R# n% R- Y$ S* TTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
+ @' q4 y% E3 u7 w! c7 M% {I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
2 A0 i- }% N6 }It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
0 A! `& M0 p9 @3 @% [* Acold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

8 U! f  }- r3 A0 X" H( j- m' uThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
& {( J" \1 H, Msat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
; \1 u4 o8 k- F+ z8 N  bat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
; @6 C9 Z8 l0 VThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
" {9 B. d' j* M2 \" Z/ IOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
$ u+ C& l3 ^8 l% x  c6 Qlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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4 W7 ?( W' F( r3 g. T, G. M下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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