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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) ?+ C7 M, X3 i% ^* o, u! f' O
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' & j" C7 n: R1 O2 D9 z* S# a9 s$ h
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.: U6 z q- k; b% a, G
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
' e+ O, M- Q2 p7 yI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
+ h, d; I, X# |" {$ qIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,- M& ], I9 X, y
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and( j8 t; a/ M; z- F% B$ c+ z9 `
sat there looking on in silence. : u% \1 l, C8 t5 |& b0 y
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked! A* z1 D# G! q; e: j1 O1 Y$ b1 _; L
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter, @" }, m! J: H1 R {
with you? Why did you do that?'
: b' a& L' [' p2 D7 S* ?; E- WThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting - O' ]* Y% E0 _' W( {3 `# I& F
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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