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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and  o! L1 L  E& Q( h" X
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ y3 H1 t' w5 C" pare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ) |5 E7 T# |3 x) b

, G" K0 H4 {/ [, TThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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, d+ M7 V* D, j0 f! VTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
3 J! b" _9 ]0 |I am, God. I'm still waiting.' " j* Z5 x# A! k' p' Q1 b: d7 O% @
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier& X# t" n0 `/ W) E" v+ B9 m) ~
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
; S: y0 ~3 d, bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The, d$ M1 D: k  ^9 g, ]
professor was out cold." ?9 p. N+ y3 u; R% e( _  f% N0 ]# V

6 I% L% b0 ^6 G5 L& NThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,4 _: P0 X$ z# q( c: k
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and, }  Z$ I) Y& Q$ c# _* A: T: g7 Y
sat there looking on in silence.
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) ], Y: O0 ]+ i6 S3 ^The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked4 y5 ~8 v) P) c8 {
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter( A9 ^1 k$ y- n' h, H5 }- \, q
with you? Why did you do that?'# ?  J  _( E" F5 t
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your. Y# S5 W" c0 _7 O/ Z9 m$ ~
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 $ I. O. b: c6 W% l6 W
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and" C, p! |" P, U/ d
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
3 v: X! ]1 C3 [are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......9 F, ^3 H" \0 U
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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