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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and o! L1 L E& Q( h" X
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ y3 H1 t' w5 C" pare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ) |5 E7 T# |3 x) b
, G" K0 H4 {/ [, TThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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, d+ M7 V* D, j0 f! VTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
3 J! b" _9 ]0 |I am, God. I'm still waiting.' " j* Z5 x# A! k' p' Q1 b: d7 O% @
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier& X# t" n0 `/ W) E" v+ B9 m) ~
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
; S: y0 ~3 d, bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The, d$ M1 D: k ^9 g, ]
professor was out cold." ?9 p. N+ y3 u; R% e( _ f% N0 ]# V
6 I% L% b0 ^6 G5 L& NThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,4 _: P0 X$ z# q( c: k
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and, } Z$ I) Y& Q$ c# _* A: T: g7 Y
sat there looking on in silence.
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) ], Y: O0 ]+ i6 S3 ^The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked4 y5 ~8 v) P) c8 {
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter( A9 ^1 k$ y- n' h, H5 }- \, q
with you? Why did you do that?'# ? J _( E" F5 t
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your. Y# S5 W" c0 _7 O/ Z9 m$ ~
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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