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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
: O0 ~7 w2 t8 y q/ K8 eare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' % l! }4 c1 J5 H, ^5 K
$ @, k. |( [% p0 n0 U- A& i* iThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.7 s* e, ^+ y2 Z7 p) J; C2 X
* D$ G/ h3 k4 d5 I3 u3 C. u9 TTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here* E' D% E' F% z8 k& H" P
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
* \: g. q4 |) }; Z; _5 mIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier5 g. E8 \& K$ |9 X( H" E) f
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
& p; Q( |4 a: ?$ U/ U4 L i2 vcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
3 W7 @2 v) V/ l/ q2 `1 d% G- W% Uprofessor was out cold.8 P* t' x% R0 X) a( _
8 C1 V! D/ K4 TThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
8 j% ^( T! r( Q: O4 W% \silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
8 g+ x8 j8 W+ S( X+ w! O. Lsat there looking on in silence.
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- l5 R2 F9 X: ]7 h! K7 n1 g3 J- OThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
0 v& }7 [# x+ mat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter( \9 t$ {: S' Y9 D
with you? Why did you do that?'
& }& }7 E5 p! A& T; [0 b6 W; t7 jThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ' R, b' J" q6 z- W; X/ m3 U; O
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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