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This is not a new one but in English this time.8 I# c9 U% k. [1 j. z6 h
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I was a very happy man.
* x9 Y. z, C* x$ @7 IMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.4 ~; s) ^/ b+ T p; D7 ?
There was only one little thing bothering me...
3 z$ v {, G& v9 z3 }It was her beautiful younger sister.
: K8 ^ t: W* C# \My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.: Q* q7 W% M$ ?, E, ?
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
5 @) w) X8 a+ E- C( E; wIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 b5 S" T7 p m/ n9 P$ `$ O
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.& N7 ?$ L s. j. {0 Q/ Z' B
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.- m5 f! W9 O% ?
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
5 d* O5 p/ |8 [Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
; @, m% b- v- Z/ R6 A; hShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
" R T# U1 a0 }. Z) kI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
& @. o7 a$ q3 \# f* MI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
: t5 I1 A8 D9 a; oI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.# b+ \% g) o5 _
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!2 D) k4 O; x J1 n
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
4 X% Q* M3 T+ u1 l1 DWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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