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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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3 H- }1 ]% ]4 b: [; B) d/ KI was a very happy man.
1 ?: r) D$ l1 [My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
" c4 q* |( \( s2 v3 JThere was only one little thing bothering me...
" v0 D Q5 n8 J4 a4 v- ? ZIt was her beautiful younger sister.
/ [! W5 @7 V$ M( U5 R2 R$ k0 ?My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.9 B, J6 W+ [; c2 K6 ^
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
7 R( x, N$ ?6 Z& M* sIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- X# S) R. B: U/ K4 _$ k6 _
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
) x; a: [& `' t3 x; C9 dShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.# {0 i) T! b% C4 l5 y
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
, `, q+ O j( `& d& Q8 kWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
" P4 Z( b2 x) l6 _* n: |She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
; r4 ]7 O( R: G2 X) L1 D) wI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs." w9 O; p& Q( ?2 O) a
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.9 }5 `# {" e5 y
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.: G- e: [4 W' y' T! V) S
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
9 P( G/ ~' c9 K5 L7 ]; X' [$ DWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
) V% f/ e- g+ N* f! Z/ D! g6 q8 DWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:$ S$ x3 d' f8 Y( e. j
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