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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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$ \3 A( J8 `- ?: _ {/ J' xI was a very happy man.- X. }4 j% l, G6 T( { Q
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.# J2 y# ~. N+ M( j+ D$ p3 j
There was only one little thing bothering me...
" p5 e) f C6 o; W# L3 mIt was her beautiful younger sister.
; f' |; F6 V- l# C; B& E( UMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.. x9 s( W7 |+ B( u1 N
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.1 j8 w$ ~9 A$ U9 p ~* h
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.& h+ T* J; |: { g& P& _
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
; A0 v! h: _# Q! `/ dShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.7 J! }. x/ I; O7 Q& R6 d
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.7 b+ T: a) D# k, U4 F5 R
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.9 b; d7 }+ ?) P. c
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
2 J" m/ [) K+ Y1 y' M5 Z" R1 ~I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.6 |6 o, o$ X8 X& Z% Z
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door." m$ w% ]" l( q* p% z
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
M, |+ O0 C0 {% H# J" A! ^+ u1 CLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
) g. }& B- r+ N1 l/ I6 A3 \With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.4 O: N, f* W3 d) E; g
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:! |* o, m1 W9 K- z# S+ ]; K
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% h; c: }) F [! u6 iAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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