Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


. |3 _1 Y3 s; E2 I1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

/ ^5 {( E& U5 g6 J! C, W3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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9 `( k6 H9 C0 [; y& G% U' w" o4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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1 ?. K+ I5 w4 d8 q5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

2 ]/ }8 k; J) N( _4 C( m6 S4 y. N7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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8 e. e. B' K% o0 |7 V9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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) Z" ]0 i8 Z1 m' H10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

& V: X* w6 ^9 A  E1 S: ~' Y13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

2 |6 S* P$ J* Y, ^7 t' K" N17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

5 r: `" M$ v  L8 W2 |" g18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

1 Q& @, {  g9 j+ r) q5 \  }' J, E( ~24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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2 T, E! F5 Q; t% O25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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