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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...: n; K H2 u4 S6 m U
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.: L: S3 k% ~6 `) J+ v
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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: l& _# |! h. A7 B, C3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.7 x p% w' \. m9 {- v9 d
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.4 L/ M; i5 w- ^0 I; t
c) a5 }4 ]0 o* H9 Z7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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3 k% ]6 T$ ]3 G9 w7 e F3 H1 R10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.& n5 g, d. l# T9 V h
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.% }0 C7 q/ e/ k, c6 a
( d( Z" a1 V$ B8 u3 H8 h0 Y13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.9 E- |; U$ ], e: d) ~
. p# j$ B4 ~& x& d14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O./ S. S( U) F9 F
: r4 A. \* K( ?15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.! u7 ^8 g0 ^. w8 Q
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.( S& G+ {% P5 }' R7 s
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is." ~8 j, C" C" g1 l: d1 |
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.3 I* C" G K" S# x3 N
8 n4 l3 v. [. ^0 K20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time., { C9 P2 M+ I) r" D) K. f: Q3 r4 I
" s& Q7 O1 F/ b# }' O2 Y m21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.! d- {7 E2 K) D. M0 d
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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. P6 t: p+ M: v. F; {' P* K: U23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.2 f1 i% {3 ^7 Z3 r1 [) U
; `: z1 [- _. H+ q8 g24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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3 j$ P6 Q+ u9 k* u5 m' v: s& M25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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