 鲜花( 1394)  鸡蛋( 16)
|
楼主 |
发表于 2008-11-28 15:50
|
显示全部楼层
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...8 _( p1 z1 G& }9 x% E {; n4 F1 y
( P2 C$ U! j* Y2 Z/ I M3 W: Q! u0 }" q& S* _# `- r2 y, ?
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
( f; T! I: A6 O l/ S. O
2 F2 x+ k% Z$ W# ^# B( N# l1 E2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
2 A4 i. G" R+ P: A0 a( i. {+ J( S4 @ H
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
: p" U o7 }) H+ a/ O. T9 Y0 K- Q5 \! ]$ W, Y6 w
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
0 n/ Z3 c* E$ W5 Q, O
& N' |& b- f6 X5 @( Y- L! q- f0 |# p5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
' U* ], |4 w& Q( `: g& n; J
& M, B" o& e3 Q! u( V) ~6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan., \- O6 Z9 a2 C7 f6 l
& l: U# L0 h/ B4 E. ^
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.' G8 D' g# e0 @- f6 h, O
( \' U1 _$ i I! R3 ^+ H8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.& r# L0 h- d7 q" E( p- {
0 Y% o0 v8 s0 N J J; G9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.1 |$ T2 n4 X0 g9 z0 s+ p
9 [/ A' z- _. k+ ^/ \) Z6 v
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
% k" X7 O; {( F. w4 ?/ I6 [0 f3 w2 I! E: v$ b- m6 ~
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
6 D& f- H2 c) R
& i- [. }7 R* u6 L) J12.) Super glue is forever.
" W0 ^, r# d: Q4 G8 N m c' n; k% O
" j: k4 G0 n3 L# t" S3 E7 m( |13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.# u' [9 Y. F$ b
1 m6 m: ^8 u8 v, K5 T! @14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
0 D0 N0 J8 _; F, l( ]& r, |* [: ^1 M( T8 ~
15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
/ J- [9 }* k: m D" B. v+ h& C' j+ b
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
# n ~. B; F9 n4 N9 J: ~$ n5 t; b; k8 ]6 M
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
; s+ m& x, D% |3 Y! W. c0 `
3 q, E( V0 O: @7 z) q$ Q& F) {18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.# M5 p" a- y& Y1 d' }
O G% Q' Y3 N) @! F: V$ v* Q: U19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.$ C+ Q- z- S: H' }
2 ^& W' B7 J4 m* k& Q% n: |0 N: x5 D
20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time., ]& E9 {5 S& u8 `. k- }
2 y- X7 O8 y. o* P; }21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.4 S- j/ G, D. i2 C# l/ S
& ~7 e7 b) W7 i& W% A* B22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
& _6 i3 P5 N; F% N9 h7 H8 [3 N1 p5 I3 M' S1 o+ `7 O) \% N/ B9 U+ ~5 M
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
6 r. J6 T B1 ~' X9 A, e+ t5 J5 w$ I7 q
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
% R# E) P5 V+ _- u2 b H! W/ O$ y/ \1 w' P X9 s0 `4 Y. j* ]. |: i
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-11-28 15:46
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-11-28 16:10
