Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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2 z2 w' i! p( W3 X9 J5 ^1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

* T# H* I1 j" o! @3 Z3 G/ K2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

: {/ U8 k; t+ q9 G- ~3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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  O* G( B* a# @' e4 x4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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8 y3 l9 k; b; m% t8 _3 h- M7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

7 R3 p6 J+ i% @3 b2 @) s2 i8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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4 T( o, E& d0 C$ j1 T. N  S10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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) m$ a+ j9 j+ x, c9 ^+ b/ O23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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% Z9 O& A9 v& i8 i, v. i, k6 U1 @24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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" v0 q0 `2 m" C3 g4 G% h25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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