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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1 | F' R% I7 \/ d' n3 v( k3 y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite." d4 e* o4 o" g6 G3 Z: W' u
- @# t/ s9 X% K3 u3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.& n; Q- _8 s' D( n3 `* h
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. [# M; _/ A4 s. _8 D( v
! | V8 L- M1 ~* ?. F B. |/ E6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.1 O) w; @2 I& x6 k( R
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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: S2 D9 O8 ]* ^8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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5 O/ I0 l- m' r. `* }9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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6 j$ I" d6 M3 c4 Z10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.- f3 E e% @6 v% j, `& _8 f
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.5 q" f% S) M" Y1 W" h
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12.) Super glue is forever.2 E0 }( c- F! f
f! ?9 E/ ], J* ~2 v: Y$ m13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.2 U# k0 E8 @/ u' s9 {) R
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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1 i! C* t. F0 m/ [15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.' a8 G, v/ {6 h! b, X* ~' d" V
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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# J" D( g) @% _, `' X! d# n$ A17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.0 N0 N; Q4 Q9 N$ M( J. |' s3 F
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.) e3 }0 r: b! f# T q/ t
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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I/ ^) D, i+ }0 d8 z m22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.& i, v& m$ |* g! M
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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