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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.7 }& y9 r% H' x# j- O
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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9 c5 Q% ^& N2 g7 [5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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8 x6 M m6 q3 y4 x6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.! E: S, m6 W& c- a% U: x$ [
8 q; L: y$ I: P, O+ C7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.. v' @- m8 {4 n D; q, } h
# Y2 @ `2 d- ~3 L# c$ m8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. C5 \& B; k/ P2 e$ r
" I) M [9 Q1 s3 v8 z8 P$ s6 H9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.5 M; l7 N" f- Y+ {2 Y# g8 ?
& ^) W6 t- ~& }10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.% R9 p3 y0 h z7 f3 n$ K
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.$ O3 L [" j3 C. N7 _7 O% l
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12.) Super glue is forever.+ Q; x& s2 r6 {! a8 @% ^
( B% L2 f& {9 a9 j13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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1 m7 } c |% p" u14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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0 e6 W2 f+ U5 f! N$ y" H+ S15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. U4 {: M' h3 G' q+ D1 z2 s* c
7 {2 A5 a" X6 B) \16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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# `+ s! g$ Q9 g! n17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.. R$ A* u! O4 i. h
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.: ~6 V- W& W: y! u' ]7 x
! z! r) f% O3 d6 G19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.6 c. r4 R0 f* S9 Z9 c0 }3 k) s
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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2 [2 V# D! V8 j22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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6 k- I3 `) W' S% d$ u24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.5 T" J' F9 y7 n- b) G* x/ ]- f
1 k Z0 u9 I% y# z, U# }0 F25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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