Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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) ^8 j- t0 p: ^'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
& V6 S) t- u' j: s5 V'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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' t) Q* F" ^1 f! G4 f0 h4 g'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
) R$ z: A0 R# C: \- H6 Z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
" W2 {, i  k; K+ A. ?, f' ^+ k'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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2 R% l& S" Q% l! Q  c'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
% G/ J1 i. i( u' `( h0 z# @ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
( V/ f. O: [5 ^# F; K) T'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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' M6 I% u9 Q* f5 {- r. R" |'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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3 f, Z* u/ L$ M6 G$ S" XBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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! K7 w: V+ w4 Y. X* l; ^$ N[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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