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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
. E- m7 N1 b9 h$ y) c'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   / L- n  R, i. Y- M2 R
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
' R2 b; N% x' e# ~  B. o% L'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   3 m0 M" s$ F! F: P7 ~* r1 [
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
4 Y. `" V. Z: n'For reading a book,' she replies $ a  V+ |7 T/ P8 X" Z0 f& M
  
/ `4 y1 a- Y1 x& w8 f/ x'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. / {- G: ?9 y) |# l4 G& u
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   x; E5 J2 n4 X0 ?% N  T2 ~' W
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 4 V1 ^1 `3 T, `( N* t' X, C  \
  
' n( }# f7 G0 J/ C'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
1 G, O" \$ v, }4 V' \ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ( ~) _' `/ a2 g8 f# [" [  o( {+ a% h
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ( ?8 {  j" D6 ^# b* F
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 7 A+ g/ R5 \7 x: n* E5 Z

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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! D. k* |1 Z" ?9 f7 _# b" w" j[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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