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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. + z8 f. @, X' j
4 j; v9 V: t _$ SAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
! C |0 C! i/ G: o- H'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') # f; L& v/ C* o( a1 W: i
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ! D/ f1 `% r- S$ H8 i) ^9 g) D
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
3 m; f% p. _' s' |( X! x3 i) [; H'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 0 J' g# R( n" L3 o0 t
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
% a b, G6 G+ o: g) ?( W3 h, }& k'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 5 j. A" S+ K& F+ P
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
6 H! z, k8 o( f8 B) j# B v- m 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
1 F* G# ^8 [$ e* O- e% y* s'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. % W+ p) @: p# y
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