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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 8 s/ S6 e9 p- u" D
2 c1 \1 {$ c4 p0 {) y& cAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
" \7 u" o2 [( G: I1 q'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') d( A5 F; S! Z4 {* t7 P
* P2 [0 y I3 \% j. X- G! q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her " e" h; E1 K: z8 r1 _* G: y8 G
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ( y7 ~1 r7 t2 R. x! y$ r8 V8 j
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
* ?4 \6 ~8 ]8 H" W2 |+ l'For reading a book,' she replies # E% l, `' B! |
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. , v; y- a0 \; s* Q
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 t- b2 F5 x! n4 c8 Q2 w( i5 z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' + y C( U% d& J5 @6 ?. _' o
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
1 o" p, e( z# O; G 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ! N0 J/ E, z1 w" v- Z
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 6 ~- T* t6 D9 H% T, t$ N/ `
) @9 _& j% U' B! [8 z/ @0 d7 Q6 z" ][ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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