Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

! h" _7 t. A6 p6 o0 TAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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5 f! ~: e% k1 ~) ~'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) g) a0 I3 m' `( y; d6 A'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
& V; [8 E7 u) [' z, r'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
+ D; Y6 [/ j( r2 L; x) ~'For reading a book,' she replies
  
( d2 g$ A- s: B! P! m7 V( M& F( K'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
0 @' ?# l( u  Y+ n! A# z& n'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 a( u2 p: G) C9 O! L9 y+ r'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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; ]1 ^6 n4 m6 [9 j& ?'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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