Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

/ V/ _6 G, u3 }+ f7 AAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
8 J" j( z+ o# J: d; ]7 S'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
, C! w( b( ~' z/ J: E, `'For reading a book,' she replies
  
" M/ X) Y; m, a. g, |/ v+ T'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
# B9 {! K9 a1 p1 W5 t'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
+ Z6 G. z6 }7 q* G'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
3 J: a7 }( K1 o% e3 s, _" |5 Y; [ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

" p6 l+ c  P2 w! ?'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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0 K" A6 H- w+ U. A[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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