Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

6 `; F/ s5 s6 l9 UAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

9 w+ [1 u8 ~$ y! \! ['You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
! h' R6 X2 T$ O3 `'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
8 K$ g6 g9 D& I  m8 ~'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
. ?* R/ g7 k' j+ U, V'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
+ E4 ~1 G  p% V* Q) X/ r/ i( y'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
2 C/ o7 A- E9 w: J+ z6 ?" m: o 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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* m! a! \, [) B7 z$ D& J'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

9 O/ H# m! t. H! w0 K/ `- }[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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0 V, u: }" ^& u. m$ G. }But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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7 ~( m5 T9 I  i( I& ]- w[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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