Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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4 M2 i4 I. v' c'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
8 H7 l# \. v: e& P, G* O; o'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
( C% E% m9 p2 ^2 A; }7 g" z9 _'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
, b; d5 j/ }) ], K* j& S. Q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
. e& d  F# I9 G# O7 P3 V'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
- i* e; x/ k3 w" h# n* p'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
$ u2 c. h- ~# q2 n7 f( ~9 z, U 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
+ ]) \0 Q) {- R# \'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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