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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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% O1 g, m2 c* n5 p6 K8 d2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:7 E6 s1 X0 _6 C6 H1 r

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5 y: |& ~! b$ z3 @* P1 Da. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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. H" F% ~( r; [# f5 fc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.; P  p5 Z- _+ K, @% M3 ~2 H/ E: w

9 R; n) b( J: Z8 Jf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.; }; Z1 y! P- E
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.' t6 K0 I) M9 Z" g9 y
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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/ m0 ^; u# y- ]5 oi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.* A: i/ z6 g# j4 u
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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