Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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& l' Y# Y/ N" B You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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; Q$ H( ]; T/ a5 k' v This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

( X9 K! p. d! d/ KThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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0 _' ~3 C& V$ X5 pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

: D# Y" Z! C* K# A0 p! X  hNow, it's the newfie's turn.

' s/ F$ k) ~; `+ B5 D  hHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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" }+ I0 B6 ^3 L  uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: J# g% g  T" |: @' z& f( treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
5 S( A! R) Z, T: N9 p9 cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  Z) K8 N: ?' `$ ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

( s6 R! E) t  t$ R& R2 GThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

$ ^6 l$ y, v, L* z, h'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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' R  z6 t! ^9 O8 H- ?1 M: W2 {The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

, Z+ {- W& ~4 d* v% Z6 WLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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! A" K3 P* I- o( D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 Y) [$ a+ ^" k* q>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ B6 q. g% }5 p8 p! ^2 I>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

1 b* y# q' k* K9 C>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 i1 E9 S6 y% V+ {  N. M, e>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 T' S$ O9 |( p9 r) I3 B2 p2 S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

+ H# O/ o9 Q( R" z>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ C/ E6 M6 a& `# W- M: a>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; C2 P+ G: S) z. s, d+ t! L. pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  I% a) |+ @7 l  b1 {% a' B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 `- [- Y4 U8 c" j* V真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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6 j8 ?+ Y5 c+ h; S1 \4 q+ K% F5 ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 e% z+ {/ L& h: y7 y5 a. v真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

6 V) c* j! L, p+ F! y0 e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 [1 P7 p4 A& M: [别把我往坏路上领啊。

  {" W* c% q8 _/ A你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ E4 C" h+ t3 K- p( x加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ O, {' p8 i" y) ]6 u多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' g( M, S. p# a  {) v她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 b2 k/ x; a3 |紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  O- w  W/ ?$ u# F' ^4 Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢