Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' `9 H: R; d& k' l2 |: M; }9 g1 }long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 I) @6 o2 c4 Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ U0 `  h, N7 v; @% R4 e+ Ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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: J% l8 \' I$ A/ H The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 }. k( o& S# X% [; X( j5 C4 R he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, p3 I- o* d. [& v/ Y: t8 @4 lyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

' D. i" r2 w% I: y: y8 _The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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" A# V7 P8 Y+ ^& GNow, it's the newfie's turn.

$ w% }1 r: ]& @+ UHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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: N- y! V2 i  M4 {The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 g) g! Y4 z! A% K, x* |- pback to sleep.
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; w: L) h1 T& }$ ?. U% ]The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' z/ _* a* Q2 N0 P  Q% @: X' d3 L7 D' }wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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$ t2 s4 U; S% m1 c7 n! t. h- MThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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/ I, G7 s2 k* b! t2 S4 JLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' w* b( K% t% D( w  d$ c+ v>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( O9 D( N' f& I& E>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

% X% Z1 v, R% `2 y1 H8 ^% L" ^  P! c' ~! x>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  l  \! a* K; ]* {. v  f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ C* @, E1 U% V3 X4 i! Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* I/ v' M* [; \4 A% y9 R. E% Gthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  }9 U0 F+ w4 d, A0 p+ J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, m/ V$ i  k  p( s* R$ U% X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- r+ ~: S$ `$ C1 S$ e" Q. N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 \) {# A  O- s2 w0 Y! m3 `真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# z. w! m' b' {4 c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ z* L3 x. M5 d2 A1 m3 I. v真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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* W8 \" B' \  d7 u% ^! Y$ s- c全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


5 o! D8 ?+ ~& E/ z# d% b全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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+ C- h/ W' N4 j; C# c  b  W别把我往坏路上领啊。

- d2 O: ~! c1 _9 ]' i你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- s% D/ h1 p: g" g  o0 N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; w; R4 k. S8 w3 D& _# G多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 M5 R; F0 r% Z  W, b真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% i5 Q% G5 `3 {$ n. h* u她是大学教瘦？
# v, z) y6 b. g1 a! Z大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) c4 H7 H4 j, z" D3 v! m6 ~6 H: E2 P说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢