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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if' u7 C% Q6 x9 f% f5 ?3 {
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: P+ W  |- W, l1 ?9 V7 R3 Z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 j  w; g3 d& w4 J- q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I2 J* g: F% Z7 ~" |8 D7 U. U
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,: W7 F' W0 l  v. B# C8 S
you pay me only $5. . b, u2 U% U& ~5 v4 U$ f( S' n* ~

8 H7 E% J$ V- { You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I0 ?7 }. w: Q+ t& B8 [! z+ v
will pay you $500. * g; U1 m: s& F: f! k) u
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep3 F+ @4 i; d: U4 d6 s9 N
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 8 D4 b+ g$ c/ C' D0 e0 P7 J7 J

% c' I- L" s! b" BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's, z7 H' f5 ^0 \+ W
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his3 l% J, A! ^; }
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the& m7 U( }7 n. S- {4 v
lawyer.   ]6 ^6 d# _' N: _. m- Z
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.) Q' Y  b5 s# T; K+ i

& T% w9 j% g; E0 T' v% v* p! s& VHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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$ Q) Z5 K9 }9 U+ Z) T" v$ Z. ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all) ~! X# x0 I5 O# @) p
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all; w  Q- M, Z* @' ^  ?( K
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' `2 V4 x# j& v2 Q9 q2 sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 @4 K; m2 A& q& \; M2 e. E9 u  chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right, w5 E& o+ r7 _% H$ A. d3 P0 p
back to sleep. & B- U; s- o  s- ~; c8 A7 V

4 N% {. W. A6 T" M% G' O  EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 _1 o3 G0 @1 N9 r% bwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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+ }$ R, X  o; fThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
' }% x4 A8 o- dand goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!  Q) M, n5 i" E1 h1 u2 G# I" L4 f
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the5 x2 h. ?) O  \0 d

  M2 N6 ?2 K( |% x( y( E8 ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two % t; C' m5 y3 k) T: n; d! e/ o
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 C( _4 T* S7 N0 ?/ G" X>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 4 Y! q" `0 E, _! G, T, K
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 m( Y* B( `5 y( U9 B  @1 Y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 |8 E4 N' w/ p7 D3 ~+ w+ ]& k>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 C! o; o* |  n! U1 w7 m* u>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 5 R4 F% a3 B- y- ^" F4 R
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ' r9 {) h# o/ s+ V: P$ k
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, * G$ D$ P, z  h5 d. L1 y7 t# e
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' w" \8 H# [5 s& s! G6 J* \>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 1 h0 }3 v. w0 [1 H3 Z- i
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( @1 r3 u  H/ R8 l- G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% g1 W7 R- q: K6 D$ [>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 {" y/ p( C% \, a6 L' E7 GA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a8 Z0 a; N- e2 ~, }! O
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& d6 |, R$ d, E: C3 w2 j$ Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 Z2 _5 @  v" m3 nthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ ^2 ~( j. F* D* ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 % W3 |  C; A" R$ {/ d0 \. I

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
8 u; f4 U, [* h2 Z, D5 M& ^( S: R“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
2 T1 y: x$ o4 [) a1 w2 o好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. m$ H7 h  V3 P  g真聪明,偶像啊

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) J8 @& t8 J+ v2 L: ?全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 & g' j  A6 p8 G; }

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$ A4 \$ E1 l- z* u+ \全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 * }4 {, {' ?' h* h
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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4 c' p$ m$ D# X  B: `. d; F别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 J# ]0 F3 k9 p( g, ~+ q别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 0 N/ n+ r6 Y2 e+ q! U
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- a2 I. g* e2 f多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* M8 a5 k9 c( A- }# z! K* ^) l真博学,偶像啊。

2 V4 G) V" V; ?: X  Y大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 * a9 Y% E' _- P2 B1 Y: }6 M
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

' y% \1 b. b  i$ a1 o+ _, S! a/ Z她是大学教瘦?& M9 D% U" f. {
大学教胖还差不多
  ?# q; l) N/ v1 O3 V. J她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; X& U; D) ~7 i- X" ~
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * d0 {6 N* j5 b( u
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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. ?2 C7 Q- z5 _+ z& A哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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