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+ ^4 M/ y" z$ ~- @. K4 B$ Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 P* f' U1 l6 g4 s7 Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if8 G+ ?) b+ r. V- s4 g- _: [! ~7 B
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ l {, k3 r, H; j3 v* I2 ? he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The+ d, v" u9 L4 Z b- k% X; M- n$ c
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; }. \ p) C& r5 Zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,3 [2 g- R$ F8 M, s& _
you pay me only $5. 9 W8 |5 e+ f, {# @' t7 d, w' n
* ?: G" M) F& {4 c2 L" { You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
! D" Y* j" c* F/ ?% e+ Z) ~ will pay you $500. ( K, V* d" p2 e5 ^' V
7 n2 G9 |4 }1 q8 n+ Q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) b$ U8 u$ e" h# q: d; c# q( dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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+ V4 X, A8 L* \& G6 g7 ]The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's+ V! A7 m4 o1 Q. Q# z; A
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ c/ W- K2 Z; ]) }) Lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn., A* S5 X5 e6 D/ d/ _, i" ~
4 I. F, p! r' u- t6 N( wHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! R/ Q9 `& R3 P [5 X2 D; a3 Hthree legs, and comes down with four?' 5 Y' J7 Y, b. b v
1 [1 u( y5 q- y2 M0 p1 PThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all3 J) A* e$ ^7 L9 M2 v) O
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ ^" r1 Z0 f/ l) U! t7 ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# x0 w. i4 c& u) B2 m; z3 J+ iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. S, j5 S& O' f: d! \hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right6 n; e2 x, Y$ \. W S3 A) E6 X, F
back to sleep.
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- A8 |2 B* F9 MThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He& o8 d/ p2 z9 K6 z/ U0 \
wakes the newfie up and asks, ) c3 @7 p2 z4 U+ E
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 ?7 S0 L6 E8 Dcomes down with four?'
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8 j! Q6 T0 L/ y1 k! h* xThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41
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