Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) j; ?! M$ V8 I$ n/ a$ ^) Y  c% wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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6 R9 L/ e7 k. L0 L! R1 d The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 _. J0 T# y9 F1 }6 G. j7 D he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 H( l# v) C4 c0 s lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I9 t$ `) ^' K( O
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,3 b  J+ r0 h, O2 D2 k. L; B
you pay me only $5.
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- f7 }( f( H0 t6 _1 Q4 d You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I; a. I2 s  a) Y9 E9 V! _% Z7 K* e
will pay you $500. 8 h/ h  y5 n+ b! p/ M
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep  i* q8 \" h, r0 r
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. : Q+ T% [3 W- K

( i: {, y7 L1 n  B- V" W3 |The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's; P, p4 y8 h, y2 ^- _% `
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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! B. x* i; W7 BThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his! J( @8 @8 t2 t2 [9 p+ a
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the* y: z5 l9 E) x! f
lawyer. 6 J7 _# i) R6 O' I+ C+ h5 d% @

4 S0 s0 _7 I* ]. [  }& xNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with% V; j$ M' e9 M  M0 J0 m9 ^( B
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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0 E: A! t5 I) M' t3 `% UThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all4 @, P% T$ L3 e& v( X* Y6 w! m9 V
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all9 v& ]1 w  v- e! h
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 w3 e; v8 ?# Q8 J0 Pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! ~7 e7 F! H7 C+ [9 s! Fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
; v% Z' E, S: {$ \6 F) mback to sleep. / z9 e* G% M7 \+ h" F
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 G& s: j& d8 ~+ Uwakes the newfie up and asks, 9 Z* w5 A" G# ?6 t

$ c$ Q( H9 Q8 @'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and' W8 q7 x) f! [. W4 j
comes down with four?' 4 n  O: _6 _( @7 z& z% u, V
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5* S3 r( W6 a8 E% [
and goes back to sleep.3 k5 Z( G. ^* q& _$ J- V

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- @& f% N, A; KA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a6 ?9 H. L2 j- S4 b' N
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb7 m; x l& e6 c# u5 |, Q# z
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if# k e$ M& j/ h. \+ b
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * T: O8 H$ o+ D6 ?; p" O
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 : Y4 J9 P/ L- Z U5 K$ M4 ]* v: V
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4 ?. S' D( ^" J0 e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：4 w4 D1 V0 k+ a/ U6 j9 [ X% W
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，* k; {6 f3 L- |! O% [( k8 W
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 |' A5 v0 i: ~9 v0 w# N9 H

& y, S! D2 ?1 X! m8 n* A真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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; K! v3 [; o9 v: a. K1 T5 I全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 $ `6 o v, R( G* d" ?6 V
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 1 Y* f7 g' @' @+ u& e, U0 D
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 4 U5 j) O. V$ u. B- I5 v. J0 B& P

% I9 m. @2 @' c& u2 ?真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 4 g, |7 g9 j4 c- S u( L, M- n$ p

1 j& Q; I. G3 Q' Y- ~9 M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" Q8 p; ^9 ?! h9 h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 , ]( A+ [3 j) }6 O5 o
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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