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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 T5 j' a2 i& t/ m7 ]2 S3 ]/ h
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, |& u7 O& O/ ~% L; S% C; b( Z
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ y5 Y6 E  k  Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so" ?9 l+ `+ Y) P. \
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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8 l7 g. J. p2 v5 E5 Y# ?1 lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,2 ~* h, Y# [6 s; p8 ?- @
you pay me only $5.
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: q5 J& P  f5 F- k- b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I% d5 G5 h" d7 Z, [
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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  O+ ?) z5 j" ?) dThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 {: _  n. F& v% e1 A: `9 o! E. z6 Wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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* K  b/ N* D. AThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his" n( l  y. W) }8 o
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the% g" L+ m% k3 L. l& s4 m
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.1 L  X: c6 P* y9 g
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with5 P- h7 Y6 a" q
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour: e7 P& C6 b" h  d% f3 F3 Y& I
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and9 K) V1 L& [7 f8 V$ ~
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right& X: A3 A3 e8 x3 R0 [
back to sleep. 4 \8 X7 Y4 ]& ^7 j( E

  N" _9 v+ K# B  l$ {! LThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He5 ~$ [* p0 X8 T8 Y& n
wakes the newfie up and asks, 8 p5 T. D% s1 ?/ d, a

8 y) h0 |( O) ]9 r; |'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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! ]  ?! C! ~6 g' k! FThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ `; }7 Q% t# I; Z! Z( r+ Land goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!( `( W) r% Z' J' @/ O
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two : g) W' ~  S- N7 Y6 N
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: m1 [6 `& x0 m% w5 z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 1 b0 }. B+ G$ U, [
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; [2 O  D5 k1 [! j( o; c1 `>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 P; k, P* G9 T>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a / ]0 v% _. p) ]
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more / K1 O" H+ S- ?4 J  i& y
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ D, G/ N" f4 c8 m1 n>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three5 G0 D0 T! r2 P4 W# u

( M: j) R$ ?7 W0 O! z( W0 d3 g>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 8 B* [0 O- x* C% _% r& i
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 }1 o5 n. r; [  a! M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ) v9 D1 U7 O5 R# a
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 0 ?6 T5 F2 r+ H& y  g2 x2 A% |% Q
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% }: m. r) ?. G
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb% q0 J! H& M) F$ F0 U2 P) ?6 z; E4 C
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
  ?# u. j$ Y2 P7 N( M# i! R7 J“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,. w" Y) L7 t0 A/ A. q% z2 ]
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& @* g8 t- v0 m& T3 w加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 x1 V% f  x6 Z! K, g真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 1 ]; f; Z( r% l' J. m6 P- m
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: T- c+ v0 T5 k9 A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:( z4 B- b' U( ]1 q  c# M8 {) |
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,$ R; s$ u7 C5 |7 ]1 x, J9 A7 J
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

# r' S$ c9 a# Z' c2 M' f' k真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( L' }( l! d' L/ Z9 J% Y
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真聪明,偶像啊

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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! s. T6 ~. H( Y% ^# V* q加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 1 \% |; p" _6 Y

6 }% Q2 x$ m5 W* u5 l4 g+ c  Z4 N真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?$ H- s5 B. P( ^- S; W/ P
大学教胖还差不多
+ `) U6 E- L2 @5 G" _她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 3 F* U% Z" y' A8 j+ g. A
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. l, r6 e8 g7 ?- F紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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