Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 t" D+ V4 t5 M) O% b' dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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) @! H: m6 _3 V% Q# s! _ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ \  g% H/ \( ~8 nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 k9 N3 w. `3 X) _" U9 M; X/ f. Byou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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* u4 ^) G. k1 | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, i8 e0 r3 \' ]+ Fthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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* `( L( Z# i- @  SThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) d9 U& E5 b4 v+ xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 k' j. s. `- g) J" a7 e; n" p0 s& ZHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% |5 a2 X5 l3 ?* s4 L* F: N9 @three legs, and comes down with four?'

9 }7 @: _9 h# J, SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" H" [- e# ~& gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 x, H6 }/ u/ l( V5 q: nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# Y8 f8 l$ N# v6 Ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

: H+ c* \9 ?) E$ L) oThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

+ G9 q5 S* K. D'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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& n' J4 H/ t4 P! l% _0 K* WThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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  J/ K, t( {6 _0 N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

4 h6 ]1 D% t, J8 Q" ]" T( I>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
: G3 R& K. s8 s0 U8 L/ U  o0 `>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 c: `2 S4 w# e>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ _7 _9 L! ~5 s( ~: j6 A/ d8 q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' I3 W: U3 N5 |+ \2 D  I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& G! T8 O* C/ {* {- s  P1 n. d>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 F8 s6 B" P' L% E/ G# \6 a: y- xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 s" L4 X. Y; H; [+ l7 m# ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- s' z# N/ l6 }$ Q. R4 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 G8 o$ Y! u: q8 E$ L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* s' q- k! _! l真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 b/ I6 t6 D8 _3 i真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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6 @# ?: c9 X) ^' {: ^全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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+ ^7 N# r5 v* K/ j! g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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* K2 {) t. A8 ^4 Q$ ^# {/ n' _  ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! m! O  M- L5 p! }0 ?& y  v' }多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ F" V* g, f4 S4 \真博学，偶像啊。

( }7 d7 G+ X6 E+ l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# g+ P7 b1 t. c/ N4 V# s: G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 [7 D, l3 E6 H/ h+ M她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
4 B$ s$ d- P9 r9 w; A- ^她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* j8 e$ `. A6 V7 J9 x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢