Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 R9 q" X  Q& G& @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 M9 e: ?* C- }3 V/ tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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; _# B/ \  e; o5 _2 ?! K This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

4 Y3 B, t  d) K8 z& ZThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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+ t3 d$ c# H, h& z5 Y9 P4 LNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 ~3 v7 }: l' ^the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 K( z' o. v/ j4 Q3 Jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 L( t+ V( {5 h/ Shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 ~5 q% L7 i- Wback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

3 I! p" J% m5 HThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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" i9 f/ r4 X& ~! A8 L+ y5 F( S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, X4 Y' Y7 W! [>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 M: P& z! H! Z3 n! j>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. E3 M+ ]- d1 l  X$ A# e5 z8 k# i>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ @; z" q  P3 r3 |1 p& BA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ x5 e( ^/ a# `5 B6 d9 F( n$ q* L: [long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# g3 T5 h; S+ l' F; T! bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 M. h" |* N6 e% h- c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ u1 g' Y: Z& O, i7 ]4 K- g& o( O加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; j& i8 D+ b; e# e1 i# A, M真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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3 O; m! P- u8 ]. c! s; F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# {7 N* E* c# R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" t$ U% w) w' T$ f0 b0 [- t真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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4 Y1 A# M7 K- A6 S, K全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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" i3 d4 c3 g" t" \全盘接受一下。

% g- u7 a$ i  c7 {0 h! l# Q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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+ c, z' g& q/ _/ Q7 K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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* i, _6 T  M- R别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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  \# E/ S+ [9 x+ B$ H你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; @# e  \  @* {3 z* p多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. k3 {# }! ?8 ^9 E真博学，偶像啊。

7 i5 \! E) t) L& O2 A* u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" ~" @6 K0 V7 w1 k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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5 Z# I+ L& z2 q$ _* K哈哈，你们在这开小会呢