Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 S- u, p" C: O( {/ _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 P0 I9 a! k% G: cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 A1 s1 X! L: v7 W6 M" Mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
% v& Q: w- ?9 S! j. P: y; K The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! _& R. _4 s% B, f; i! D6 u he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 u" T2 z2 i7 ^! _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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1 d9 }. e. X  e' Q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 _9 [/ w! D2 }* B will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  }; N5 f# a) Y. ]the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. k8 j- r3 r+ v+ V6 |5 @) rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

7 |2 g5 Q6 G& P6 p9 g- HNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% c- k6 }- F1 n' E( Kthree legs, and comes down with four?'

0 P" u7 p. _- \1 k& T' q+ a  qThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. Q( r# r+ [. P! e' }the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, q7 I; T) }; D' N. U& U# hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 o& R  Z. W& X+ V9 }5 t% rback to sleep.
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6 M2 p! \5 A9 f3 B2 {The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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% K+ v# e3 E8 Z/ I( n'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

4 N. J. S  H$ q% M9 }Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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$ f  p8 ]( t8 p5 K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, h3 ]$ |1 O7 X7 ]8 O. C5 m8 S5 {>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

6 l; V8 Y# l$ Z" w8 e% S% G5 j1 U>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 X1 _* a  {) N3 S>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* n. V. E* g, G7 I2 l' [: s4 U5 ]4 B>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 t& F" Y2 ?' p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- V) n/ o  L( w% x2 U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ Z& Q# |+ P7 c4 }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( s( l/ P- y, t( I>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) w( L; `0 O5 W/ m" e" PA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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, @& E+ R! U$ q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; {0 j# U8 J' x4 S“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% E8 Y" Z- y# U) d' u1 W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. d- H$ t% h; S) F1 c% y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

! S& ], @7 h3 B真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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& B9 n- g) d. \( i( T; |- e: V+ n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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2 ?) b, @0 p  l) U8 h别把我往坏路上领啊。

  N  c0 A3 J* n- f你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 [  `& j4 t$ z; w9 V4 b" O" Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( `+ R0 F$ a+ V1 \她是大学教瘦？
$ s7 X: z4 V: \; w9 U4 R$ S大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 J: L* J) e# y% K, k- K" t说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# p. L( }" R2 r7 I5 P2 V7 M/ R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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7 a- i1 D/ Z" O) |哈哈，你们在这开小会呢