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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 I% j8 T7 Q* `) t; P
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" ^" ^* I1 K+ tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" A! W0 {& j. F$ d1 X' G3 p% ~, ~the newfie would like to play a fun game. 6 `8 h, }, d$ F
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so- Y0 W8 v: e) c  Q( v- S2 \2 h
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* }1 [1 s! ^( P lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I: L: B( W- I7 N; K& m
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- f  M/ p8 w1 E: I& cyou pay me only $5.
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- G7 P8 _$ p5 E8 w* Z) X! { You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I& I. g1 T% M# B2 T/ |( Q& ~' F5 T1 o
will pay you $500.
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" _$ g8 a: p. D* D6 _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep$ F. I6 N2 \6 k+ U" c( l. t8 f
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 0 d: i3 M+ w" N0 j1 \5 Y
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's& v+ v7 V# J3 {) A
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'   t. y6 p- K! J- ^& e3 m/ j) t# o

9 ]& w7 P' P& d1 tThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  X7 a% O* L% `" I  y6 ~( dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the# u( i- N$ e0 X5 S0 ~; N5 @4 j. v
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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; B; {7 T9 K  w: w) s  y- ^$ NThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all. e: n6 b. G, Z1 Y+ j3 Y7 I  x
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all8 A  N/ `" R8 o' M" v
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour7 S& ^0 r7 Z+ K+ _
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: v; |& V# m, G* d/ g0 Y6 hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right' e3 H$ h' W4 @0 _* n
back to sleep. $ l* v. E$ M6 X  y) q
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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6 W1 d/ F2 K! g: w'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# s; Y" P3 F$ Qcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5, u/ o: H+ \% ]
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!& s: J4 O1 i( W* \% y
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 m7 |6 r- D  k2 w. T/ r9 D9 g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( E- i0 S& \; F0 u$ m1 y! y9 S>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 2 U; K, m- s8 e- I# d3 O
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the : k3 D3 m- T2 `' F
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, $ s$ B! h4 X, u: K  {2 X5 m# Y! M
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct, E: n$ R5 m0 j: T# W- D$ _

  g5 {5 f1 V/ W9 l* {* q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 r  B. w. m5 P>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. @' f6 l# H( P, U  V# u6 \# u>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 3 c; c4 e& h8 u: Z2 y6 [/ o
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, " b# @& w  x- F* l9 K1 l
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three2 K7 v$ k  L9 [" J

& D5 h: f: ^1 H5 \>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& B) s) }' G. z$ L- i>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  d$ X" T- s* Q: I4 m, I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand * l- d6 O' ~0 h+ J
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( n$ m/ t3 }) k7 W, e- TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* o1 ?( C: c; z3 n6 @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! a8 ~9 p& D2 u1 f5 Z4 i' T, zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 k" h/ p: @  O2 H9 F  k7 ]the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:/ q. [  X) ^5 W6 @( a
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
5 f8 Z# {$ m8 `8 `; y好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 3 b9 a( ]- L2 {/ R) T7 H
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2 a% z2 z9 D8 W4 T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
& m7 L$ p' F. v6 u* Z! q0 _+ ^“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
( C! K; L/ k1 [好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

: H; k' e, D7 i" L9 M/ s真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . K( I  T  z# ^$ B0 w
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真聪明,偶像啊
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, T5 D: R; n0 s2 m全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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- U; u+ r+ l! x全盘接受一下。

* w2 ?+ V5 p- m( ]' b- _  n真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( Y3 M, {: {" W6 Q) }真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 $ Z4 d8 \$ @1 `% m. a& ~
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 S( k) Y# W; i8 J# \* d
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 - T( A' h& x6 Q$ y5 h) ]0 e# I
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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4 N$ f5 _1 z- I# |" g; c' a+ Y大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?6 n- ?% k: x% ?6 T+ K$ x5 D
大学教胖还差不多
" e+ w6 }4 \& c4 w. _她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ C) U# S9 o3 \7 F5 P# Q" p紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) n5 |2 l8 r- N  }1 B- d说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! b9 c$ V/ |( Y! a
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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/ r  H8 t# c( L0 H$ K哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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