Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ T4 m. [' u+ N2 {9 G9 M& [6 ~; zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: B- C9 w. O& `9 tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, k/ ^' X" J$ ~5 E he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 }' |6 t6 s2 b: s' d$ E/ u lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 G/ r% q- W: Cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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0 S9 k0 A& O5 d* u5 K; e  W' { This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) Y+ e" _+ v0 Z/ k% ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 x: Q, \5 \' u8 b6 B9 Z, y* jpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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1 W" S3 O) m; y7 v  WThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* ]6 x; D" A  V% @) t6 mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 o. g1 w+ k, p% t% |9 R/ Bhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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1 `' T( I$ S( T, E/ o2 X5 _* Q* GThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: w6 b' d+ G3 r$ k" R2 _, Owakes the newfie up and asks,

4 N: Y# v* F6 D: X) r4 z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 w' Q& a1 Z9 d) U6 z: }* Y, gcomes down with four?'

, x4 S0 {4 O  E  OThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

/ u6 |8 C" s+ t; ]Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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4 @; M7 R2 N  t; ~>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& i0 q( Y! |3 e, j4 [>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, C- ]% C  B5 U>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

( e2 J, Y- W& u% j5 |>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 p8 c  e% b: v" T! C' R5 E>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 }$ b9 R; U- W: VA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 h% @! D' j# g/ S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; x: s) {: J# T4 _( c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% d1 }7 Z& ]: \1 E1 W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 Y2 O3 k1 b* M- E+ S真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 H* u% g1 `! E- U1 h* a真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

0 Q: A! u* B- c! X+ g6 h+ e* y7 O) i别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

! R  h. T5 l: J. H2 i2 m. \你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

# }9 u* A* O% \3 s大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
* X, [7 [. V2 b大学教胖还差不多
0 L0 s: D, w0 e" q; X" A她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 x0 c! @3 c5 p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 u$ A6 }2 G# s- y: U; i说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' I! i3 r: ^& F) H( z4 g# f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢