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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a; s0 k& C- Z* }
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb1 k# Y+ x! g/ Q- Z! W) w4 D
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if/ F0 f- U: G; ^' y2 p- _& O( N0 Z! g
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ) ?! ~1 `% ~2 Q5 b3 R
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so& `' R+ j1 u% q: F! _; y
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" s; p6 v/ Q5 r8 R lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' M/ I% m6 l* f8 P' x6 dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: J, c# a3 Z/ U" l8 W& Byou pay me only $5. ( e& i# J! d) i! ~. J: P
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I  H7 A2 ~1 [$ Q" h
will pay you $500. & ]$ ]" ^0 c4 r- ^! A9 ~
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep; n* d, K4 ?1 ~, M
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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$ E3 X+ d! Q0 Z$ S, U$ m' SThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# A6 w- [: Y+ l+ Dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ' E! x' Q0 B$ n7 J$ g; R

6 r6 L6 j5 J. OThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his& w- }) o4 R( Z9 c# t
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with2 I1 n" c# g/ ]! D9 b0 d2 Q* _4 y4 ]
three legs, and comes down with four?' ( U' p  I7 Z" B2 e

/ }4 N" N/ d4 d) v  tThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all  p- R6 t; J5 ~6 O8 |1 L, G
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 `7 D5 G5 |4 [/ ?% Ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour) j* W5 }9 W5 w: ~( k6 {$ c
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 _( }5 H3 |7 `2 s2 b8 S$ shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& n, H3 ^( E4 x* [1 f, d  L, g0 g5 jback to sleep. & h6 l2 u5 l+ B7 _$ m1 H

: i6 x9 g$ }: }) sThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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* k5 Y4 K8 {5 K5 S1 x! Z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and8 k% r9 S/ y0 Y1 K8 W
comes down with four?'
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# p) ]8 W" H( N4 L8 \3 y# S5 ^The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5' Q. y8 Y) _7 f
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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# N" v2 ^1 a8 S7 N- P" hLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ n) m0 @- H9 Z! `, e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 2 _+ C; h# [2 B2 p: G
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 2 f2 E8 \7 [. v3 V- l5 Z7 w
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ V3 D+ j: u- H+ p5 A$ G3 s) F>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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; f( q- G$ j+ M6 b# W! j/ q* T>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research / a7 \" m9 q. V2 J2 w) D
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 l. {4 j. d1 [  X  b! n>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more + s! S7 @( n% W  F
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 9 [# v  v( I$ B1 Q  }* W  f! _  Q' ~
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 C, ]- o! L' v  t( I! P% E& ]>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; F  Y2 e+ m7 U" O, ~>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the $ ^# E! R  l) `, T
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand : h5 ^+ J- O0 ]+ ]( C  \7 {
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # N& \- D3 l* _" u, f
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* F! z# G6 l# f& ^: olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( n7 ^/ n4 |2 b) ]9 U5 c" f: f4 l) ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: w  d, R' ~' Y9 o4 tthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
  f1 P6 f  s  L. T) ]: x“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,, S# \9 s. L* Q' Z
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 M: ?5 S, r& Y% A加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 $ w; o2 |% T, L4 d5 F

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& E( u; s& V% O" w; T) ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:3 P8 w. a* _6 ?$ \$ P; F9 V; a# M- }
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,, Q9 D- Y9 L+ c4 R/ [7 g  Z
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! u, {1 }) U) {真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ; T! j& P2 G4 i& s

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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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% Q: K% D1 @% H( K' ]% @0 t真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 H7 V# |4 P/ H/ Q8 H) Y别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, b% p# L4 m8 J) P% |加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 {7 W' M" r8 H% |2 H2 i多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * m% V# o% u4 ?: Z9 R% f' |
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真博学,偶像啊。

( y, k* |" [' ~2 Z大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ! a0 R7 [$ v! N& ^

0 {; g5 I1 j2 ?9 n大学教授哦,能不剥削?

& x# V+ V: h8 g( H& x, [- F% z$ T她是大学教瘦?
0 D' N2 v" C% Q7 N- G大学教胖还差不多
  V, F* g3 x1 x' K) h她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ G4 ]9 W% M$ B- S! R0 n紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 O" A' ~" j1 H9 J9 o/ W紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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/ N* G, V1 N- y. ]哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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