Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; w( {0 w0 {/ R( zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 a& w5 e8 c3 athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 {1 k+ W& x; c8 w. P2 h- R he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* o1 M8 t' }* G" z5 d% V lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 `1 R) X* B. \& g, l7 Bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 y& a/ I$ q! F2 I0 _( ^you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ g. Z! X# w8 r3 F3 K# m. ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) a% @  }5 t  O4 h( o# O( Qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ n  q+ w& ]" u( zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 _4 g2 ?) @& h/ S% q4 @# j7 m- A) }of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, z; F8 u! M4 e# A- Eback to sleep.

* Z1 R% Y$ Q8 h8 C+ o( q6 YThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

4 ]! a# t# v5 f. O( P9 d+ l4 Z5 j'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 H  T7 I4 G/ |5 M" \comes down with four?'
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* W- ^- s( U, |& c; N  kThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
7 A) E6 j  g, d/ R& I4 S+ S; Oand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

/ W' Y% F" S+ K4 r1 ]* wLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

6 ?) f1 J( l$ C7 F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% r4 B4 Q  o- C, B>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ X3 F% u6 u8 K9 f* C3 N2 x>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ e, b# J7 j( I( @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 k' ~1 v8 w, f9 F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 O/ u7 u0 e5 |! w$ {>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 ?# O# @' O& F5 V* L; R7 T+ E( RA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 w% B. i8 n+ O* U3 Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( M6 J# v! J- C- |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 W1 w( d! r: F真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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- O: z  U: S1 V# H! p! i4 L& ?- j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ U5 {' d2 v5 C0 ~. Z/ n* W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! \& H  S. e1 B2 v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 @5 c8 i1 m5 v/ K) d真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; t2 u# z/ m" ~7 F真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

: E2 f# q! t# l) Y% b! Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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+ u& l2 s; x2 W" {) ~别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ H$ O# p5 C- u" s8 B5 M) p% m. s你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

$ H6 b9 y% B' B; G5 {2 M  W) v2 D7 s$ g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 ~: G  Z- b! J) V" ]- g4 o: x大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 E  g: q" P$ _  s; S说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# A- ]! Y5 W( Y) m+ y; N0 \; \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢