Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 ]8 ]( C2 {$ m, Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; [9 ^$ U1 O* p7 L, z& @+ bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# b% ^' F( C2 ~7 M# {& j! i3 { he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 _9 m. V2 k( V7 C2 Cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 @7 w, J: s* n# d3 Gthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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" I0 M. J3 B& {7 u' A' R0 I4 N1 xThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; r% {* c( h( n# D' f* nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 V+ M. D1 ~' d& _% ~lawyer.

* ?$ E* z* s( n( a/ u; M* pNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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% u  T' z6 U4 B, lHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# x+ J/ Y, K- u8 u2 r5 L- wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
% ?# X" n- u5 G- E2 @: lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 N2 d5 o* P) zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% p+ `; f% l7 J0 |, |. `hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

  Y. X2 W! x7 N; z- N; |The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

- `% Q/ c$ A* U2 D'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

5 Y( _1 ], [& X$ H' R+ aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
! G. i$ W: q3 O" x>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 ]) ^' T4 i; f>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 O- D+ [) _, P) n3 j; @>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 z3 E0 Q0 w' Z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 w) p# H) V) M9 ~' \3 h& ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ N  |9 \1 y6 R>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; [5 K- ?% u: R$ b  t. cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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2 z: t( \: Z2 W# {% v7 O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! r) m+ T# t  `5 n2 V# ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 K! E9 p5 N: C4 Y, [) n: Q* X: O“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

+ E, ]6 u2 h* _) J2 j: h- F全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

0 v3 [- M0 V0 y- G8 Z5 x# E) S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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0 L0 h3 K$ W2 }& V! }别把我往坏路上领啊。

) Y% O/ C9 ~% ]& x你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

: s* t& f6 w1 F* F- M+ |% O8 i. b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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: G6 j( d% e9 d% A4 ^" m! s( @/ u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 `1 y. V  L9 }6 w: @7 {0 Q' |0 f& `她是大学教瘦？
' M6 y8 M3 d, c大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; j  o; T- r2 q8 e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢