Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. U( \6 t# ?* r2 @- P. Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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9 A: W' E7 f) p The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 [- C8 H1 l3 k6 S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 z+ J! r% V" T0 K3 H' v3 Q. Mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 B" R3 R8 Y5 f& Nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ V% E  F$ M( S/ P. n9 D; tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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& c5 M+ G7 A3 A- S: UNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 U; _3 m7 L% _: t9 rthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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# @: G6 o5 K* q, T% C1 p2 q) [$ ~5 nThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( y8 e6 o9 E/ y/ f3 s0 K1 Rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' f! B+ b/ ~  R* K; J6 ~0 phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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: \# Y( p) \' A6 [, y0 ]The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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; i# s- r% W: J& g3 X- nLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 z$ \% C. j8 g4 |>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 |# s9 ~# |5 c# x+ i! v, f& m>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
: c8 f) `( s# s+ S) Q$ Q- r>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, x: a6 `5 I' M" T! k0 n>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. Z( t! `) H3 T$ c7 Q$ W) K>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' ]8 s0 C  D: t4 D+ ~7 U0 M% Q3 `>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) j2 ~- I1 e: z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; Z6 B( P+ N/ x# W>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* j! \0 q" t! e+ b+ [A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- E" [2 ^/ y; V' c2 z! sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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1 W' y* n5 Q/ \, L) R  h" \1 W# g+ i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ ], k% X, [% x5 Y$ |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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0 K) d5 ~# c3 k. U: G8 ]% \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% G. M* }+ L1 Y' r“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

: G  S4 T* s" m- H真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

( s( M1 z$ n& E全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

1 ~5 ?% V+ h9 H. ?% I5 _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

; o8 m; [# Z6 o/ g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 r/ q' x* Z6 q2 j别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 c) C" I+ D+ ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# ^% l7 d' @. ]6 }6 `多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

3 s6 f# B! ~1 X$ D* l2 d2 {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
3 L3 L1 w. R; m. T2 \大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, u' ?, ?$ r6 R/ d* m& n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 o0 j% h5 i4 G4 R, ?哈哈，你们在这开小会呢