Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- M0 I& n4 e* \; f! Z. olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, b9 q, ?6 g5 _  J# v$ }: o' T4 cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 S# M8 r6 ?  A" @) A" n he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' A8 [- T; k8 H+ K& h( ?5 o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, t* O) e8 M4 v; f. C9 Y7 ^ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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( J0 M! V3 `' o1 A6 t You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

$ W0 F+ e- \5 m% r* _The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

% p/ x$ A- h$ ^! Q$ J! B* bThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
0 B. i3 C) e& T* ^5 Zlawyer.

4 Q0 Q, ]/ J% q( r5 h* XNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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& a- F- x, T8 Q6 z* zHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. i( R9 j2 Y/ t: {5 I* c0 v$ zthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ M, j; y' O: v; P! }- g5 h8 qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 p1 b1 i. m. Q1 w% Aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( M3 B. `: |3 o% P  m5 x: f- Uback to sleep.

6 K8 F% L% \# A; EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

' o  c( W) {$ T'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

( ?: u9 O" `: ^$ s  C- fThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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/ m( |5 g6 D1 }+ A: H# x% mLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 `; ?5 }* M5 n3 c>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. N" e; @$ d7 z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 j8 H# G5 O& ~: r8 t9 T>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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! w$ R1 `, c& W% e6 H8 `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 U4 j% [) S' |! E& z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ H( F8 Z2 X* t>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 s2 v4 o# u/ T) k4 V0 b% FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 P8 e9 w  y- F" S: Plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; M; M. I5 r0 A0 M" m) H  Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' V2 Y. A6 E& L) s( E* j+ d) ithe newfie would l ...

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& ^# }/ A  @# x& u& X2 K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* P# m$ i/ G5 ~' ~( y真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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# ^4 m" J' y+ d5 B7 C& [# r9 U  K0 ?) R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 w. N2 S/ y! U1 ]0 K9 r4 P" C好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* I- S5 ~# o: F0 ~+ j0 R4 v真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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" [: L3 Y5 j. Q; ]  L全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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+ K0 s0 y* L/ ?) Q! j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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+ S% `+ M5 L" A  |% ]! t别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

2 B- ~. N: O5 e. X: g真博学，偶像啊。

7 W0 k6 k5 r- @; @5 M" w6 j8 _大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 {) q0 z+ ?4 o7 y( [! t说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 n, H- k/ i2 A: l紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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