Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 n4 `/ \. q5 s# H8 n4 P0 ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' l: ~  O* {0 s5 I( B he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ G2 X5 o& C# e& D5 V3 N$ y- ?3 tyou pay me only $5.
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3 x! a$ D+ h; R) {( G" V0 r You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. ^1 w1 G( d+ O will pay you $500.

$ i4 j7 l% n7 r' u This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

! H' n$ Q  P2 p1 n% RThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

! B) j+ E3 @3 V0 l2 vThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* G- h: H: P1 v8 bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 y+ ^) U: U% v9 Z; v$ _6 Ylawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 j) `/ T, P) t0 hthree legs, and comes down with four?'

9 \  e. ]8 @; j' |6 V$ JThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: Q$ a6 h$ m1 V+ m! p( oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 I$ Q+ v8 [' O# O8 M  Mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; m3 E1 Z& G! \8 Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, }8 G4 R2 [$ H( `1 W3 ]; V4 Jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

) V6 S1 ^2 R; C) S7 S! kThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" _( l+ S( V/ U: y& {. Vcomes down with four?'
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, t+ c7 j6 G( y! xThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
" ^1 A$ q( H! B/ V: h  Hand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

# B0 V0 D9 K& V; D2 p: z9 v: `7 ?Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 E2 V9 Z, ^" u! I  C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 V  ^% O4 q2 Q$ I>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* x0 _  ^, r: J4 P; s>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& y1 p- i( }# B- J, \A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: Y/ ?2 o. N# t# ]' F6 Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: l* t( M$ \' c  c2 O& k" Gthe newfie would l ...

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& q( {( T1 Y! N/ i- [) \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 r8 A! i8 O& a% K! Y/ d- p! O“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  n# Z5 i& b( p加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- v1 I$ e" h: V( t6 m- N! C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. q* m9 i7 s8 i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 h( f6 j! g# x2 f: M4 Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" A8 V7 {( g, v真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- i1 a$ q+ g! t真聪明，偶像啊

8 C% Y, |  Q. F! D  r# d  _, u全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* V) H8 w& K0 @, W全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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5 S+ Y- A0 M7 Q% x; W# b) w( _2 |# r( y& F1 e别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! G  C( q6 ^0 r" \3 D; r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 m5 v1 m! C2 E) O: `+ z: e/ x多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# O# O( l; M1 W# ~真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% E% Y/ N/ _$ x5 c3 Z/ h! L她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- t" n+ [" h, N% g" m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢