Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* S) t; \$ @5 Lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: c* B6 a& e1 x& Rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
: W/ E7 I& O  o The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, C* k( N) d2 B, g9 Mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ w3 G$ `5 O8 h1 Z# lyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
! I- X0 D4 _5 ]. L) g( A will pay you $500.

% H1 L4 Q/ [( T0 a6 N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

- Y# X# ]8 x. }- e. VThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 [) m  V8 j4 N" H+ _+ ]the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
& T8 }- }" N/ y. L8 E2 C: ]references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. L: p, t( [# @" bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

& \& r: d, K% l' v# w, K8 YThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

0 ~4 h4 o7 m' j'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 l6 t" _+ R1 J* U3 a/ c" \comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

* q6 k6 e& r! Q& F* r( f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) O" l! m, u  Y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ ?4 Q; _- y2 [>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" Q5 i* l. @9 B$ K6 A: w: g: h>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 [, c5 D, y, Z7 H>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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" e& E+ V1 @% j; Q) c  [>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 c" t& _0 X! _/ S& V8 Q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  v/ [  z5 E4 P) }>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

  V/ H' w- J# d- N- U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- K, ?) M% y  {9 f1 ]>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 F/ z; ]; c* ?  a$ N>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  J) d! \, r- v: `7 Q( g3 o, hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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9 n/ j! M" |* W4 G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 m, Y6 A1 W5 K“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: _, V! W& y& g1 [! B5 @/ p8 S真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 `  [4 u0 }, O  D9 R“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 c3 \. ^$ _. Y. ~真聪明，偶像啊

& A) `" \3 U* c& {- R( ]+ K- E全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

' N/ a1 H' T/ y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

2 b% d$ ~6 X1 F. e1 A4 Q* [0 U& A真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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; x0 m$ B7 ?% y3 z$ ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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7 I' {2 F4 Z- }5 J8 n别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 x/ r; ?1 |$ g1 \加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ E1 u2 o1 _: H多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' T7 C* e8 C& R4 y, ]真博学，偶像啊。

1 L  ]% |' G0 t  b; ~7 z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 x2 |2 x% W( T. N( Z9 J7 l% _她是大学教瘦？
( c) Q0 q8 E3 j+ _) c2 h大学教胖还差不多
) U' }# _9 K7 U! i2 r7 t她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' m, F  V7 B4 v紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 E* }( ^* x+ U. F6 O# T说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢