Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 n9 h, H1 @& k/ c0 I$ Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. b; b) U  s* G, A/ X8 ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 p/ ~: v4 v8 _3 H8 p he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) C0 A. ^+ V/ u+ U. E lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 L' p- N9 o2 R" |you pay me only $5.
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1 `: y7 v/ `" f& E You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
# h  _" G3 {) ~" q1 d will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

& P- m) P8 T( N  E$ k& ]* E* nThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ O6 ^  W" g) p, \' F3 f. y+ Athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 S$ N2 N: K4 x2 j. w6 o$ `lawyer.

0 ~( C  _  X! h  Y% K1 e+ cNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ G: X) Y% w) V- Hthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 u! r: e  U6 t! `' ]) z$ e" Qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  c* p2 [7 H  I- K  m0 j5 ~the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ B1 w; |7 T1 N; n, ?3 t$ r" \hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 k: ^5 ^8 B. A& M( F  n! S+ jback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 `9 W4 P. T; u/ S: N( ]wakes the newfie up and asks,

7 k5 Z& ]0 ~: R& d5 s* ^: W3 r) O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. X( E! n0 O7 ~comes down with four?'

! \2 C) y: u% L$ w3 YThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 s9 I5 n4 L0 x/ w+ @4 @  n+ p1 fand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 t  D& S5 H2 P! _; p7 v0 @>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. [0 A1 {- n; ?* z4 n* n8 j>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ A- g) {8 M$ d7 ?) e! X>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

! M) m& x! s$ F1 |! p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 ]2 Q3 J* e* g: h  iA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; \: K$ G' W7 o* R; v6 ^4 Glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 i- x4 A) `' _0 zthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( X( ^6 n+ T! M1 F+ N) I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 u- K- E+ V2 V' y- W, e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! X% p1 F/ `' b. `3 b" ^真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) Z& V. e+ B  {9 ]) U6 X% h7 ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. R% @1 d) U( b4 o) T真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% m( I* Z# c! @" I( v. ^5 ^真聪明，偶像啊

+ \9 g* r) c8 U0 s8 K, d9 B全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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! ], M! e" }6 `3 H# o全盘接受一下。

# P" T) r+ h/ m$ _; c8 ?! U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

0 {" x. i# e' @- y; r7 N/ `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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) [4 T9 O: q# g/ r0 y* A别把我往坏路上领啊。

! g" p  M+ z/ I4 n你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 K$ @% h5 Q( w0 m% }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

6 N* c9 @& a2 l真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

: l- q8 x" A7 P2 y0 w; ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
3 o9 M5 H; R) b3 O她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# `# F2 [8 C( H5 X5 S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# A, Y: K1 S( S1 ?; G, B. Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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+ I1 T2 x, B* @, n" [* c7 \哈哈，你们在这开小会呢