Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: u2 N; W" G1 _) m' C# L& o% ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  A6 |8 H# ~4 Y( B% ^; h6 Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ J: d1 f! K6 o6 J, ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' V! e" j" I; C$ i/ `3 c, r$ A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ F; c; M, A9 t6 b) x6 e7 lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- ^  P7 o% i# ~1 ?* Iyou pay me only $5.

/ F0 z$ H8 M' S! L You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 E5 r2 E  w, G) {) R& k will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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% z" G! K7 q) xThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% x. X9 h7 F- p" v6 q2 F* }, S2 h7 vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
6 f6 h+ |* I$ E. f$ Klawyer.
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0 p! j* M# v0 w. P% MNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) z" J$ I6 K* l1 j4 Y* h# }three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- |( {! a# H# ~2 s$ Kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
( `8 f$ v$ \* L+ X5 Phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( D3 d' C9 L; \# a1 v8 Qwakes the newfie up and asks,
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% s/ ?# l1 ~4 h% ^'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# X- ~: {. K* n, R3 W! a% r, ~comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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! H8 z$ d" P( p  a! n* RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 I+ G- U& @3 l. |6 N>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# g# j0 d3 l, m% u' l0 c* Q) \>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 a) [6 q' M7 |>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 G) ^; j. r/ {2 F: ^6 f+ B* s真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



7 `* }9 x8 w, P: \9 l. |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

* n  E8 m) t0 K全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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" F& ~; j/ P0 b全盘接受一下。

( X5 K1 K0 |+ E+ \# C" g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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9 V, p/ |/ Q  Y- H$ x& q5 S8 J1 f/ m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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$ l# ^: a6 T2 \# n( }6 X别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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* V' B6 U- `9 l) T3 i$ ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 R+ C2 N9 M9 ^你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. [. ?* J6 G9 s" e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

' J: D, e% e4 n3 S' d+ l" r真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
/ a+ ^; m' ~1 |1 U她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ g7 {9 Y& s9 E0 R! U/ ?" `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, F1 r' @9 c) W9 n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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