Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, I, A. V7 h" athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 `% D& \4 Q0 V5 i% ~# z* Y3 l1 {! E4 athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 H5 S5 U3 Q  E he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 V. u+ T$ n! \; R8 g lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 p) F& g. Z' s- B  F* {( task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, e! @  E9 S5 d5 V- m/ t( wyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' B5 M- W) z" jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

; W) P% \# |- pThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) I8 I4 j1 b3 v* N- ^7 e% `6 ^. ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

$ i# V9 B1 B& SThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
" w+ A; \5 `5 H1 Y0 W% Ulawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

& d! p4 a9 r$ @! M; v9 rHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 R1 V: R- W+ ^, A% x' [references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ x9 b! f0 w4 T' q: t* d& P" mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; v9 h) X3 y7 b4 i3 Dwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& o! C1 ?9 {; Y0 c' Vcomes down with four?'

% S# w  U$ X9 R# DThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 b# C% _% V! O' r" F4 ^2 [0 Mand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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0 q7 f4 R2 @5 A7 q5 T) pLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 t( U" c% P8 q! W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 R+ l) M1 s2 o: N0 q$ {; _) v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 i$ r! F' Z! W: l+ Z* W1 t>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ R3 E2 y5 X0 v# t>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 s- _) i2 f. a) O) t6 g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
- r/ b6 M3 Z+ Z* g7 {+ `+ o4 u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 ~6 M, _4 F9 w: oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( w1 n! q  E% e! M1 E9 Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ h: _) r8 M, o* s. Q8 w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; y; D8 j0 }4 _8 m( ]; D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 \+ T) H/ D2 Z6 Z! z# s加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) t+ v7 t  O7 i, o" O真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 ~) A& ^/ j7 ~9 S' m: k好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ i% U* }3 `6 S) W) F7 s# F. Q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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* d! y% F7 C3 d4 Q8 |3 `全盘接受一下。

- V: a2 W5 D* {0 ]( d) S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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# q2 S  R& A$ q- M1 r别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* @& n3 p8 x" x) J* |4 i多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
" Y  D# }% Y* }7 E- V大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 h5 W4 O3 C% ~5 q" Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 Q: u6 c$ z+ m7 k- y说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢