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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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: P; {4 q/ H$ h2 M) S7 uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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7 a  v. R+ q  A/ b The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 E# O5 \# Q( p% G/ b1 _3 E he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% q& P! a) t; a$ Y# L6 y lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ O/ S/ C( O8 r& G7 r* oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 Q6 b. V. `6 Y& j7 s1 ?! Cyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I* ~' k, v$ H# ~$ r6 B: H: Q
will pay you $500.
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4 }: P* V% Q5 w+ i This catches the newfie's attention and to keep2 K& o5 c2 z& c2 L! W
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. - S4 _) d* N5 [+ y1 {
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the$ D- A8 |" q7 z
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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; j( S- P+ m$ v$ rHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with9 F6 }4 w% H2 }: a
three legs, and comes down with four?' 5 q' h! L* s! K3 y2 L; @7 Q$ ~3 M

1 f4 C4 K( z5 v( R, C- ^; |& EThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all) \5 i7 u% @! g! ?7 W4 _6 R' D
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all3 V4 s  C0 Z' \
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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7 t  Q' ]3 B, u" f3 K2 Q/ }The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!9 i9 E3 Q  w; Q. m
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two $ b7 W# E) m+ s" m
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason " W6 l; a- i* Q2 H
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 7 }6 C& l5 U# T9 q/ o* n
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, % r4 k% U( n8 b# a
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct9 ^+ Y- {  m+ S6 H/ t5 q# l2 v# w

6 @/ \3 s! W. ]0 ]. h" {3 M* l>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ! `& g" y* W- \- @: R5 F$ l
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ; F  B' ]; J/ W& Z8 m; ?
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( p3 T2 c2 L  d5 }3 e4 u$ ]>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 9 L! t1 x. ]2 Y" I* i7 m' H6 ]5 |
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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1 v; R5 k" E8 `( G. f>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ' B% Q! |' y2 ~  R$ ]! `/ x' s" n
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the & y) M7 c* D9 f
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand , A9 ]- l. y0 P- {. _, n: C0 K
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 0 g( a) K6 ]+ c* U: [% j
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:) h8 D; k2 w  g9 ]
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,4 j$ P+ k! M! e
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 4 {. v, E' G) v

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- X2 a# W% [9 `( ~1 V$ z
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,, k3 s3 m; f: u5 L6 e7 |
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

8 \% B( ~* w9 D! ?( t+ F6 I6 F0 L真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 W  }  k/ d" s" m; k- L

' S+ F- T( O* N: r. ]& Z% p$ r4 o真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 7 J% i/ V/ R  D- d8 a
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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- I2 O$ o' }8 Q5 U7 g9 v别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ x2 Q; \% Y& }% A  v5 K  E加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% s$ N: \5 p6 x4 B1 w7 k: }大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

5 k8 z, l; [; W5 d她是大学教瘦?2 q0 r, k& E- W8 M4 w
大学教胖还差不多 1 m) @5 b+ G/ f8 i9 R
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 z( ^0 Z4 z% J( u. `" }( ]+ H0 J
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 R; D+ q1 \' o# M) e说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 o# h% V: J! |: O. [* |
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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