Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 T5 j' a2 i& t/ m7 ]2 S3 ]/ h
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, |& u7 O& O/ ~% L; S% C; b( Z
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ y5 Y6 E  k  Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
* m8 v1 Y( [- I# u" C, F+ E8 j  7 [- s% `, d5 E; B6 M! P4 \. a
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so" ?9 l+ `+ Y) P. \
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  Z7 Z" T+ M# B' Q0 A lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 l7 g. J. p2 v5 E5 Y# ?1 lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,2 ~* h, Y# [6 s; p8 ?- @
you pay me only $5.
: z+ m! G# ]3 Q* c
: q5 J& P  f5 F- k- b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I% d5 G5 h" d7 Z, [
will pay you $500.
1 O- O; J$ T1 m- l+ p/ I9 i( M6 [; Q 4 ?7 b; E! e" ^& A( z) B3 Z
This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 j3 V+ U% D( c4 E0 @/ r& Pthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 5 c1 F$ X4 p- [2 N3 H

  O+ ?) z5 j" ?) dThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 {: _  n. F& v% e1 A: `9 o! E. z6 Wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
8 K6 r+ D0 m9 x0 v
* K  b/ N* D. AThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his" n( l  y. W) }8 o
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the% g" L+ m% k3 L. l& s4 m
lawyer.
! _3 `3 L; l8 R5 r' B  y, J# s3 T2 S5 B. T- _; r, p
Now, it's the newfie's turn.1 L  X: c6 P* y9 g
4 f, K/ S. a) s0 S
He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with5 P- h7 Y6 a" q
three legs, and comes down with four?'
* ]# v/ U$ g8 g; x: [& J9 I2 B  m; ?
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
& K% O6 N8 X! P$ Q( freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all$ z8 \1 V1 A; ~$ t/ F
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour: e7 P& C6 b" h  d% f3 F3 Y& I
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and9 K) V1 L& [7 f8 V$ ~
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right& X: A3 A3 e8 x3 R0 [
back to sleep. 4 \8 X7 Y4 ]& ^7 j( E

  N" _9 v+ K# B  l$ {! LThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He5 ~$ [* p0 X8 T8 Y& n
wakes the newfie up and asks, 8 p5 T. D% s1 ?/ d, a

8 y) h0 |( O) ]9 r; |'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
+ b& @/ X9 c4 w% R$ y. p% i- kcomes down with four?' 5 ]$ _& a% ^  d* F

! ]  ?! C! ~6 g' k! FThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ `; }7 Q% t# I; Z! Z( r+ Land goes back to sleep.
$ `$ d8 l0 `) ~5 x6 q4 p
6 P# V& T% c2 Q+ A2 @7 }

billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

rstu491 · 发表于 2008-11-13 15:32

金山毒霸下载免费金山毒霸 wps办公软件杀毒软件金山毒霸下载~!！!~!!~

老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 0 ?6 T5 F2 r+ H& y g2 x2 A% |% Q
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% }: m. r) ?. G
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb% q0 J! H& M) F$ F0 U2 P) ?6 z; E4 C
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( @! j& t! ~1 [6 a& H( U6 wthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& @* g8 t- v0 m& T3 w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 1 ]; f; Z( r% l' J. m6 P- m
9 M1 p& b7 m- V

2 n7 o; I. r6 Q* W
: T- c+ v0 T5 k9 A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：( z4 B- b' U( ]1 q c# M8 {) |
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，$ R; s$ u7 C5 |7 ]1 x, J9 A7 J
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( L' }( l! d' L/ Z9 J% Y
- @4 S' E$ @* B$ G& ?
真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
9 I3 f5 K6 W! k) F9 Q; t# I2 }+ f% Z3 e* z
. M& Q+ O. S7 N |7 r/ C6 f- }: ^
全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
5 q9 L. w- I( {/ J Z2 b# D6 t1 a) ]- |; E. T5 s. M
真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
" ?, L, q) O' ]5 R v: D7 i3 N+ A2 o
1 w# F2 N: j7 e/ j9 ]: G2 t+ x
3 [/ q! i# V& {" x7 \7 G( h2 C; F; o
别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! s. T6 ~. H( Y% ^# V* q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 1 \% |; p" _6 Y

6 }% Q2 x$ m5 W* u5 l4 g+ c Z4 N真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
. F7 W' ^# A5 _1 s6 X9 G2 g' @$ k* ~- ~
大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 3 F* U% Z" y' A8 j+ g. A
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. l, r6 e8 g7 ?- F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

账号		自动登录	找回密码
密码			注册

Newfie Joke

Penis Study

灌水，灌水咯