Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# K1 W8 @* ], G6 ]) athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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$ A- u7 e' Y' J0 k1 f# g" Z The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% L! @5 E9 ?6 @ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: _+ H2 E/ o  n% fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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1 a) f( ?3 n1 G5 t9 O You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" D( r, h: a1 e. b9 `) Y8 i1 H will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

/ u+ T) E- M) F. M. q* a$ AThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! p8 O4 S5 ]; t9 cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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* M" g5 Q3 W( p0 \The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
" ^1 H" K& M% ~+ \$ [9 V( Npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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! R; B" i4 w- W4 M- W% x( NNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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) @1 O, G, s) F' D, _4 HHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 q! g. G3 s5 e3 z% Vthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, }& P1 `7 \1 q" q! ~$ P! Hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  g* ?: b/ j+ K4 @' P% X" Sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, h- O; `7 y7 a4 H  r& _) j& Xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
$ v9 j! i# y9 E6 b& U: Oback to sleep.
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$ Z: V2 ~( E# e  K8 Q, VThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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- F( J2 }* g$ f9 |# p' V0 V/ V8 h'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# U' B; T  o: t# `comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

& b5 _0 g3 h! e/ Q0 R, hLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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5 V; o, U& F  I% c1 ~; j>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# C- F5 l: M6 Q* B0 V: o3 A>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  E* S' [6 ]/ V5 ~- J>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" r! G$ W. L( g/ a9 v, M2 ?. v>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 a# b: R( d) T>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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) [( q7 Q& w, c( {>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; v# K# z6 L9 t" B' n9 a3 b>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
2 ^2 L! A! @) n( ~9 i>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

; z  \' g$ u5 p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- r/ B$ ~$ V# o- i- Y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
# E! l, Z2 o# k0 L) G& @1 o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" F* t7 e3 G  b3 O6 g  tA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; Q% ^9 P* d* j5 P5 J/ q$ A/ G4 elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: a; ^5 I" U' E& B1 t6 |: O6 k7 E7 Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( i" `( @% ~5 M7 M4 E# _6 {the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 m4 }' H, m0 A5 ^好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 M: ]7 @2 t7 `1 G4 K( @! ^6 ^真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


& V; ]8 ^1 y, J. w  P# D9 |$ r1 l* \
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 q- q. y  y7 G) n) @( ^( w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; j" T( [  t+ m3 R* W9 T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ B1 }4 {- |/ y; M& G: W1 U' M真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 t+ [  C6 W& z3 x( Q# K) i真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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" B* D6 I% {/ [* @, ~' v全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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2 q3 H+ v2 E' j4 Z' V别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ P1 |; A; W7 M4 p( h7 c4 i你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ p+ H  Q" o7 R2 t* z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
2 ^3 {* t" t7 b  j7 {她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% L, L+ v- Y) v. f3 |$ o: j& l紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" O( J% _5 b+ M1 s% P; g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 L7 ?! O9 h) D4 l6 d/ Q哈哈，你们在这开小会呢