Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ G9 ?' M6 C3 W; ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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9 o# t' j, @1 J4 [6 t8 {/ b* E You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" j4 j! X0 D0 A will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 {5 B1 j7 h6 }the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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9 |% {9 w( D* X- B% t; L& V4 R5 ?Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ {$ m1 Q4 a2 E  o4 R3 s" ~3 kthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' z% W$ S2 q3 ?5 l/ l- Jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* f9 ?$ }8 n8 d4 F3 ?" xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 N' j9 y4 m  }back to sleep.
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& f  |$ G. F3 g9 `* yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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0 T& Z/ ]) P5 f" p'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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* j# Y# t/ x. C% s% r$ {5 `$ ZThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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' h3 R% k9 b3 d2 JLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
6 V% ~+ U. y* w/ J/ M8 p>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) }! e2 a% L) ?( i>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! S, f5 q* k# Y- |9 P>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 v# \* @# S' A! a>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, T1 ?5 J( r2 n) |) y! ?9 v>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. M$ G% G' y3 M) [5 c* M. l>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. p) ^" e( Y; q6 Y5 rA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* |7 {# R5 d  Q1 Pthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 ]; r" h* u, |9 d' _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. ^8 _, f; I! ?: m1 F7 L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ c# `6 [- `2 r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 V- A! p+ w7 u7 ]/ t真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

1 [: Z5 f. F4 W- W全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

* w$ l* \5 i8 n$ C& [: G; Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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- {, Z1 e' ~; ~- z. E/ H- p别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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0 ~. T3 [! I0 ?& [8 }别把我往坏路上领啊。

) S$ F+ ~7 L& c你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) ]. h" t7 g( }; b0 M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

4 v( \# X; k9 Z8 u! k4 ^* n3 Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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, V% H! k4 n% K+ E- Z1 K大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 e9 u# n- i' N& b她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
- g' p' r% \) S* z2 b$ T% c她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 J& X! g/ A$ A: a说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢