Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a" F( D* D2 W( j6 s) L
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb( D0 d3 G) b- _) g0 @
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if+ T# J* @) W2 B  U' n' X
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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5 z$ k% {5 c$ A% h+ J+ `2 h The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 ]5 D  O8 b+ f0 Q* @& p! i he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ V- v8 ~: A* G1 l" A& [ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! W' ^# c% u% jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,5 t; x5 g2 P( u
you pay me only $5. $ ^- W5 u: I% q
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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7 ^6 K. O2 S3 J. |; S This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 j/ |9 A( ~! a3 D9 qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ( F& P, s0 \* A
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his' ~7 j1 C  |- M& N  Q
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the" _5 q, T% X8 o8 |# `, n3 ^1 F% i1 S
lawyer. + P$ b1 M" y. `2 h

0 q9 c3 p, Z5 w5 xNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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+ Y' a7 Z! e' EHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with& R) O# E# M0 G8 I( {8 ~, }* U, a
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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7 b7 m3 U8 _' `4 [8 z( v; HThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all' j! ]0 W! r) K- Q' V! M6 l
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all$ E: h7 J4 `$ e! c+ B
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour" W' D" {5 K* M6 V5 ?
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and0 G6 m+ T( o6 q; i3 Y5 |! G
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 r# d2 z# B3 H/ w% `back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He' Y6 b4 [& M& h
wakes the newfie up and asks, ( h) x' E3 b9 X" Q+ e
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and- u+ d- |3 d: }3 m
comes down with four?' 0 _: y( x' @8 Y2 p0 Q' E9 v0 t1 x

- S0 z& `8 |& O) Y1 Q8 SThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # m* e: [8 U4 n; E* d/ ?7 J9 J
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% Q2 M& x2 R: T5 j6 i; p8 z
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb$ P- \8 q- ^ P; L: _
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 u+ `# m) Z4 A: S; z, [# Cthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % v; M. v1 t9 s5 \
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 1 f2 J: f# m4 Z

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( ?+ \( A. K: g1 b' T7 j0 X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& f' F3 G- Q( B% u( i- k* w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，8 T1 A N: { X# W& P- ^: _7 w
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 " h" A1 |7 P, k" S# r3 ]
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 7 u! @. r# o7 ~1 E
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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8 q; p* L3 p6 T! [0 X# B# ?5 s真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 1 |+ E/ N$ Z9 x

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1 c1 J5 p: s% S( q7 O6 a, d S别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 j# m1 `7 p# u4 L0 E2 S' u& s加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 o5 X6 h: O. q5 T, X; i( }

" T8 ^ b7 b h* A/ i$ T; u真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 / I" t" ?) a9 U' n; F$ Q K
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . Y% K+ s: K l; e/ K4 u
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 / {8 A9 q9 U% W
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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