Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! B8 L( \3 F# o# W; ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- \" L9 n8 `; ]! M: D& u+ e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 U1 {0 S: A9 Iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" x3 e# b3 F& x  yyou pay me only $5.
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- y. H8 }" ?5 i3 ?. ^( b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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! \9 }# Y" H2 A: n8 CThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. {/ n* l3 k' W1 q$ s+ lthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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# P" q; u' k' k! T1 ]The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
) D/ X* h. A0 m. c- t6 Slawyer.
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1 i2 @( L: O7 h* K8 i/ A4 XNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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* Q  _8 k2 P: t0 u0 h/ @# ?He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
0 A% M7 B7 n$ `+ `three legs, and comes down with four?'
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9 Y) j$ c1 d4 ^5 m4 |! aThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: K3 b* @0 {; A2 Nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 @8 T7 r0 S6 u" [5 U/ z* o8 Xback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- e; P3 d5 k/ u7 V: t" dcomes down with four?'
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9 t% Z" A( `9 }7 s2 {The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

9 b/ T) M( I, f; u8 g/ y5 tLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

0 s0 q4 D7 Z3 v) I5 V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) F( ^: ~0 [7 ^2 r>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 C8 R" A; D$ H4 Z, o" \>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ w- L8 m* r7 }3 y( x0 Z$ g/ }>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 c2 X# q7 B+ B" u! N>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( b7 y; Z- c4 b>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 C2 u' J3 O9 a+ \A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 ~$ c6 v2 A  I" y4 Glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, ^# T+ V2 m* s% Pthe newfie would l ...

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% {. s6 [4 w& Y9 j3 N( N# {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( t* O- J/ R, \, G- _  C; s, c4 `“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. S6 ~0 R$ c3 I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: T6 I: t0 X. x5 d, Z& k3 k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# S* R. N+ {/ g& {: V$ t- t真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 z; E. G: G4 Z$ Y1 L4 G2 E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ ]. z: I5 y" l  s- F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 ]$ B# I  L2 E) ]/ {: ~真聪明，偶像啊

$ w8 |" Y. ?$ A# @全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

# m. b8 i3 d, W真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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1 q- ]. P% x2 ~5 n) P( S4 R/ i你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 F; y, R' _) j- I2 V! b) d5 S加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ M; I  _9 L$ z0 N) H多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

7 ]0 D* h" Y9 I* V& Z6 W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* a6 Y: V8 q  I' H! j她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, R+ q0 @% }* I& Z5 |0 m# f: c2 G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢