Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 B6 C: C6 p9 c- Y+ R; d- Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! E6 q+ W5 f3 [4 Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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# T; ?' r' D! q. `. u The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 Q0 {% U$ _. J+ Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 o! u5 G% [9 p6 [( U3 gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

& |3 `* n5 t6 i( @- }0 a9 y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 q+ q+ R+ R( p+ Sthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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! ~$ L; Z  ?0 `$ TThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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( l& R0 [$ N0 _. _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 ^9 M9 E* F+ Dlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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' B+ u1 `& ^3 D4 W, W1 p  M- O0 {He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# ]5 N! x3 H8 Q6 O- }. U% Ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" J2 E- M# J) o5 iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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( c: r! V/ ^! ]$ L. F! g  J1 o'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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* X$ Z3 A+ \, @The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
$ F8 ^9 i/ L$ yand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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& H7 M# R1 _  _& ]9 HLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 G# J7 V% h5 w) |. ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: q& M. J3 r0 S9 i9 N. L0 z, q>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" l  J1 d: c, W& d>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ i- l$ {( P5 X5 s>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- x- v: a' q3 u" xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- ^( o1 r. S- g5 X  Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; O4 h1 r3 E4 v# S5 p0 ?% _; [% tthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, y, W  e* ~+ P) q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 h' }3 v( C9 P7 N+ t6 _1 e+ v真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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0 G4 |1 w: c. _) L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

8 s( r# l0 D$ M8 |0 [5 J% M全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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0 Q# e& K# F/ ]' _* j7 s4 L- ^5 y全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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1 E! H& @* E' j* ^: @8 ^8 l2 k别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



" {9 |) ?6 n; e8 w; b7 V别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 P2 N" K4 c6 e, {, v多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

! k4 Y% b/ o1 M8 E3 ]9 D+ @; G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

, \; w, g7 L: X: ~/ `% m她是大学教瘦？
0 R$ C# q$ s! z5 h大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. \3 G% L  q9 T# P+ Y& `8 s, t: c说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 X1 ~! ?9 b) b. I" ^2 `3 e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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" F0 w" K: J: @4 N& g哈哈，你们在这开小会呢