Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 E# F+ n7 o% s) h# e9 t4 V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
; H* U; z' |  m2 Q  @7 j; ^6 e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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, f4 c  O" I) x+ ~+ P1 C5 e You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 L% l9 Z; O. m) W8 {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 y+ u: c& O& I; F( vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& h8 p* o) }+ j+ p0 zThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ s6 q" {  g( l5 c' b" Y/ Fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

  [- ~8 h- Y+ gNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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) }+ C7 [1 Z# n' w" q$ aHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# @  D, T* p1 areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& B5 |6 P$ I& Vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

0 s  c# |) S! IThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ P: w) ]7 n7 a. C) k- awakes the newfie up and asks,

7 ~7 }8 a8 p7 V8 [$ C1 Z; V'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
4 {* d# h3 N, ]" _! c& Uand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

0 Y& S6 ~) g0 w1 X; L6 o0 fLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! v# N* h& `1 o! X0 B>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  h. |6 [" C  e# T$ J) j( ~& `  j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

; O- {  Q+ h( w' y% N& ^>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 [2 l( A9 ^; I" C2 }5 O' t>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 G+ p' v  r4 h>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
" {2 c) D+ v. E8 @4 N>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 t3 b" Y! X' e* Y! W) `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 `& O  R( }! b* h3 h  D% y* zA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 y6 b% |1 |  K# p& Glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 ^, s# n- m: vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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. X# v3 y# z$ P9 z  X: R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 J4 X/ {: M( _: r8 s9 ^  v“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 p/ J# k3 m4 a" @& F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' _! |7 K# ^5 Z8 i" k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* n& {" D# S+ r; i. B8 P4 @真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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7 h2 m# l; W- D! n  k* G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# |: \) {7 I+ ?& r' z0 _. j5 ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) }# o! ~( G+ I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

: x/ _2 R5 _% e# E; @  `% n0 k3 g真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 c$ r- ]* h( o" N5 @真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, r. u5 o* L, ~3 e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# ^+ C  R+ K! d; ?% ^$ V多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; [  S* K3 R. D% y2 `8 P真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ h" {2 n0 q/ S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
, C/ w& F9 h+ ?; g大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- @9 N3 R. {+ p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# f7 F9 J5 Q& z: G哈哈，你们在这开小会呢