Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
. k5 ]" v+ M; s5 Y2 S- w$ E The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! g. [2 ^  U8 R: e8 F lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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8 M) g$ F+ g- L  h) U( J8 g! l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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% g' E9 p: k, g. d0 _# \The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ z9 l: p: D, t1 F+ opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* r- @4 C6 v' X7 y$ I+ dthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" `$ W/ d! ~" C( h7 W) [the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( V( p8 S; ?, J0 O( }; kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, u, g! D, C# ?( `/ Oback to sleep.
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- L6 u% v& @4 Z- G2 e- B" |9 WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
5 f5 t. L/ G$ A) r5 y8 N! Land goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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% X: ?, h$ k3 u, wLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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+ h4 i# a% l( Z1 [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
2 t7 |5 a1 \& A1 M3 N0 U% @  a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 J* V4 D0 d* ]+ g3 ^/ c2 `$ v>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' \9 m7 B# H" ^  O" B& {0 h/ E>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 v6 W) O. Q& p- G- s* a>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 ~( d6 m) `2 a/ d1 E) F" l" |>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

9 f7 Q% s( E. k3 i& q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) G( P5 s8 m# u" i5 n>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; ?5 A7 L+ P0 x' m>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. F+ S4 y! }, E/ Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 T4 Q5 \, `4 w+ i2 B“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: z( A; g2 t& Z) g! y4 d. }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 O* X$ y" `6 V6 s4 s" B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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) J4 d+ x% [) |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 k- U! h) e3 i& E( N% f1 L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ }, M5 K# P( N5 L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) l& ~' U8 c' |- G! H真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


# Z/ D: ]2 g% [; D全盘接受一下。

; w* O0 @/ q: Z6 Q; P) O) {) }真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 Z6 f/ s6 ~& |9 B! p/ D" N真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

% K8 t" B; x9 N. z5 c7 U; I你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& Z+ o! D" o# U4 p0 p/ t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

( J. t5 {0 A% I5 G1 f0 d大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢