Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 e0 L" m! l) `( P5 Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' U9 I! M+ s0 ~0 F& jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 y: @6 W, ~5 d& j- Zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
" ~9 t% W* W; b9 p+ H1 `! G The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: l4 K: F3 ?) v3 T4 N2 ~* eyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 d* ]6 W* h+ {0 W" Z3 Mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
5 }' S) r, ^* ?" ?the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

( T6 l& l7 C* h# V, K% lNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. h( U" O- b* othree legs, and comes down with four?'
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- U* E% V1 P; o4 `% sThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 U( I' q8 ~: b: i" sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 t* a0 t' C  M2 H7 G5 G+ Z$ K$ Whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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, ]1 A( V$ C& MThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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3 D" I: y: C2 n! S0 |2 ~2 w+ C'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' _( I9 [$ R: j- i8 dcomes down with four?'

) b& M. w# r% v. J+ Z% rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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  ]: H. s% Z8 r( P9 wLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

3 [0 k5 U- c+ b4 I! }1 g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; C/ d8 {3 {% m" F' l. p/ j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 ~6 i  q/ r7 b>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( R$ b  K# ]. W  K>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

: l) b0 w: p' t8 G>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ Y0 x/ x7 p1 |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& r0 Q7 q* V. Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 e2 _2 ^: w) Jthe newfie would l ...

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$ |7 a7 h% ~" t* G; c" a
% m) X: W- H' t; v! I好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  a7 n4 i  B0 R& c8 W# X# C+ O4 P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# P0 p, [, D5 m0 Q0 L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 I4 g- Z; n9 Y0 ^5 z2 l真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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4 ]# H' Z* [4 g9 {% x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- {) S: s4 L% Q+ }7 F0 m真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; Z* o$ ^: U8 D! V0 x2 }& L6 D真聪明，偶像啊

- L; v$ ^% f: E$ |  T, j& y- v4 |" S0 K全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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7 ^) g5 {, Z5 ?6 p& ~; t- r全盘接受一下。

9 }* y4 N' \, _$ Z4 T# H: q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 V5 c& G2 n" R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

: t( ?# H) h% ^/ g- d别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 ?2 d+ n- |* f- `- ], X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; \* d1 j- y) Z8 {" {6 _多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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0 m7 M  ^" X" x. U& g, u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
& c1 X+ \  |8 k大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" |2 Q' b8 [( m' ^  [3 r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢