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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 J- y. L% B8 ~/ a3 V2 e3 f
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb  h$ j* ]. F# w& I& D9 [# L
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if. {, e0 z) c& n
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so/ t' {+ i5 R2 f/ M& s
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 c2 X) F1 k" A; @2 ~) o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, {4 j. \) O* e/ y7 {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% o+ z) D  n/ K% Y& X- Zyou pay me only $5. 5 c: |1 x- I. A2 T) I* w/ H

& b2 E/ S2 e8 p# T- D* {2 U/ T You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
8 m9 v! ]3 V$ c will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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- C7 C: L# N1 G8 z% i- e& g! Q) zThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his. T1 w% ]- X" f+ f
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the8 ~" O# @. u/ ~$ H9 F- m1 n
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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- J( b4 P/ F# U$ H, e! bHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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+ f7 H, E7 I/ O6 G% j4 U( rThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. R5 T% O8 N8 O* Vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 w0 g  l' t* a9 O5 R8 [! rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right7 A, ]! v( b# t( B) |" Z9 S* {
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He7 }* x+ V5 |, Y8 `/ u* H# t( V5 U
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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# s# t( O5 j0 T( s3 f3 C( \5 U) `. A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and  {7 X! {# K  U) U
comes down with four?' ( G2 O. @1 f9 D& u5 h5 c0 C
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5- g% j1 y$ b9 b( \! l
and goes back to sleep.% q, ~9 G  ~& Z0 _1 X
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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4 r+ a! s" Z6 l  i  r3 L" yLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the& Q7 b3 R) |8 s1 \0 w
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two " I- H8 b9 ^( M+ i
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ( y5 g2 b  E: h7 N# n/ u, T& A
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
2 _+ K! |/ }' @4 @: u6 C  U$ g( e>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, : s- j! f1 ]  h2 o
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct0 k/ y" E6 P8 \  M% d

. }  M6 m$ V* a9 U, R! g  |3 o( b>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" L' z/ m# |1 V: J. M6 p>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 E- G& O- j* I>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 G# F) B. J- A5 J0 N; z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% n  x9 u* c: L6 E>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' S3 b7 W0 ~: i7 h. b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, f) E5 z+ j) l$ U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 & z" m! Q5 j; w! m- e8 A
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 R+ ]8 y( s: a7 ^' N9 L3 along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb: }# ?/ w+ T) u: g) b5 H% V2 {) S
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( d5 c, L6 K' E8 n) Q) o# {* fthe newfie would l ...
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5 ]6 U  m- p; N6 \( y6 ~& ?; b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
5 O9 x- g# H0 @) S* d) [“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,) H9 e6 n3 D; \
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' z$ |% }( ^2 ?# z; L加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" j6 _1 o! k2 f+ Z- W# F真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
: Y7 w* Q0 q4 ]# z1 L1 _“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,3 k( D0 n- q: b1 s0 X/ L
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

$ N/ T5 ?) l/ D& x: a" @; A真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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; ]$ U7 f: _8 I+ n9 [6 ]' C; J全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

  c( }# X8 P, Y/ |6 r# j你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 + y+ z  ~2 W9 {
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 M+ U7 d: a9 q- [  s" |: c多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 B7 g* @. z4 i: x  i$ J大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 " V8 c- k+ O7 y/ Y2 W. D9 m

# \9 O) O) p( L( Q) o* N大学教授哦,能不剥削?

& b, ]0 |* x5 D% o- W: F/ @她是大学教瘦?
) n9 p* Z% t% H6 L3 S大学教胖还差不多 ; }+ C, A5 a$ O, Z
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表   n; o2 I: _% T6 U# i6 E
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 / [/ S& w; ~1 {2 X# t3 t
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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0 D: Y- F* P# b: @1 ?$ ]7 }哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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