Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 g3 @( w5 s5 ?0 }4 g- X6 n( D1 s! d he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 ~) |7 @1 R1 N+ O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  Z5 R" ]. B% U9 _7 E0 gyou pay me only $5.
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0 \6 O" `1 j' s/ R; w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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% s8 o# Z' q* j. x# I This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 S: m1 ]3 `5 Z* L8 A  n& [+ Plawyer.

! @: n) S3 H9 R$ x6 J: `' {. D0 [Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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# r8 v! U1 B/ R' I8 ?$ ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% V: d4 n$ {% H7 q; Z* S# s* q0 g* Greferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 k7 Y  v2 V9 W# U" c% W0 Q  {the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ N4 h6 q1 t, N5 Nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 O: w3 k6 k$ i+ `: t' z3 Wback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

' s# z6 l1 c6 }( ^'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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$ }+ }- n. e4 ]4 I6 \The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
" H* P( F1 K, Q3 eand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

2 T" G" C; s5 c; n* P" x9 ^  HLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

/ c- Y0 h% c* C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 [4 ^# u0 c3 C>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ V& u# r2 ?& V4 j$ O& e% \>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 m0 `  U, P! X6 Z# Y3 l>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 e- u; X* I, H8 x8 p5 r>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 ]: _3 |3 f/ ]9 F9 O* @>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

5 Z& |- e9 z0 z% I8 a>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! S: n) Z" W+ o& N% ^" b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
- U; l1 j; S1 z" `>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& I- n, t: s0 I4 r1 {+ s/ bA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 u2 @8 b$ I9 [1 p" ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% z9 ]2 W: Y, D' u0 r; wthe newfie would l ...

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5 ^7 U: |& f6 g! V$ `' j' m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. e- x/ ]+ U% g& i4 ?: N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ K3 d$ x/ ~# L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. U' M! B2 T0 }# o5 T2 U2 e$ Q& y# l真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! f# H5 [* L8 o# K3 y4 ^6 E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& N, W+ ~" ^5 m0 X& y$ [/ r“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& o. u# t8 N7 A$ m5 {  x) d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% a( `" B+ d2 K  U- z1 W! u" ]真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( S9 b" d7 x9 F4 P9 M! h7 @# ]! p真聪明，偶像啊

" n  Q1 x- z( U9 X5 a全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 v% {; s0 N8 s) V. i0 O8 @你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 x" \. Y- u: W( Z; B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) ~. u# A0 F& b/ A1 C; f0 N她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
9 Z- ~( g1 {( }8 n- m( t" I  Y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; C: T! e( @0 x2 g; f  i- F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 D, ], o6 h, G  a; C, g说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 h% X6 V, R5 r/ _  o紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢