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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a- o6 Z. J6 R, d+ X( g- {! P2 U, b
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* Q" p2 ]) ~2 U# `% s
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if7 {7 |+ b7 X" Q+ n' X
the newfie would like to play a fun game. % [% q! r. q; _9 U- T# K
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! M, s" r* t' e* T. H1 P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The9 f, f, j7 Y) J6 E5 y0 q5 v7 u
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I% q0 R8 P5 C6 I+ Q
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 t4 R4 ~2 K) O4 }5 Y- o: l: \6 yyou pay me only $5.
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! ]9 s6 b4 Z* _% Q( P1 Z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I% p; L2 x: l8 s+ v6 n5 R
will pay you $500.
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! @1 T5 C$ }4 v' o; E3 C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep: A0 l( x) o7 f& \" }3 c( d+ H+ p
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ' D' d( g, v/ [! I
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's- w, N; G* {. |3 z& `
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 5 v7 T& E2 s$ b% I
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( l$ x/ a/ ?" }' {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 O# Z+ C6 `% u- glawyer.
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0 \. p- c( J/ Z) d. N2 ], @& n0 jNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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, [) x/ L9 d! O) F/ }1 O5 C4 \He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 c9 `; \& P. F: E  athree legs, and comes down with four?'
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# {5 P% F, X3 m( u3 B  d' bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 ~5 R. Y. P2 x( Ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 O/ i9 v& }) L9 a9 N, n0 Tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# a' J4 W2 @! ~  L' J. cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and9 T# t4 A) o% y6 k: b0 l; Z
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right) Q9 a' n( T9 X, |
back to sleep. ) g0 J6 A" V) f  V8 }* B+ Y5 _; y

* w& n6 U4 v2 Z% b9 K* P1 W! S$ @The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- b! Y9 _, X1 ?2 H% w8 zwakes the newfie up and asks, + K$ z- Y! E% c

# q. R- ]) p- D% ^9 ?0 b5 X- f, ^'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and, |( ~( Y1 `7 e/ _2 o: c7 Y
comes down with four?' ! a5 I! P, y- L

. P0 `9 e. a+ W2 r0 }% v9 R/ bThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
; t" b7 [1 t3 f7 }9 Yand goes back to sleep.0 P2 y, R" q; i9 Z

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!3 c1 _: l/ F3 z) B9 J: U
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; g6 k% y1 t) p7 M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' G7 D9 w) i8 r+ J6 Q>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. B" |7 i8 F/ c9 v( n>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 9 j- Z; N, b$ h! n
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 7 x  P2 a) D' K; `
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. T; d+ i# R4 a: x/ B$ A' J) }& \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ b$ R  A# q4 W7 i/ g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 @, i4 m# E3 l: ?" [; ]>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more * F7 ]3 s7 o7 @+ J
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 R/ }; |) b. @) |) F4 ^' {6 J7 D>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three8 S. Q4 I. T: z5 H. j7 N' K6 _
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's $ d5 N+ ]. N/ L& h; T
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ y' t/ w: |$ O: l5 ?# d& F% L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 8 c6 q# `; j& H* r( N* Q( ]! Y
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. r5 N0 ]/ M3 }9 ~/ A: IA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a, o, U) \3 n9 l3 x
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb. d: H9 ~, o: D1 M# ?
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if& q. R. @* m# h. m
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
% L+ W% c% i. b- J" T( g6 g“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
2 E( E& E# \- Y好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . q+ ]2 N0 C  ^
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, u  i( m5 ~5 ]& x8 l7 z真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ; g7 y9 \# o( y7 ]+ J
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" s8 ]/ R7 w: o: K; h1 O, [9 M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
2 u; ?# ^0 a1 j5 @9 A“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,( K/ A( @$ Q* }3 g
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

: z8 }* n0 _* A# R真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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- A1 l0 u+ {9 w0 B9 z4 X3 s$ g! {全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 7 Q. N- O1 c7 V$ S* D

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) v# H; ?- j6 L8 _2 }全盘接受一下。

" d) l9 ^7 R& w6 \4 s6 p真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 % H2 N: z- f# j
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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1 N/ y1 M5 b* K* n5 N' F' H别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 6 u# h9 u" a3 m8 D. m

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3 }- H- E$ v% [4 I5 y; c. i: P8 o别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 H# d7 m6 t. }, v- {, M你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 1 v4 K7 D3 ?8 P+ m( ?5 u) j
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" h# B6 t, j. _% H2 i多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

, d7 }. q. _( E) H大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ; P- X5 k4 F8 R9 {& M" h

( ?1 V& s; N3 y; h大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?; a1 ?: b) T: D3 |. K4 e
大学教胖还差不多 9 {" I; C( ^9 j( x- t' G
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ _9 C1 c" ~4 J2 y紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 \2 B/ U" J- _6 M" Z! y说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) V5 X: `+ C- z9 C6 H- m紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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) W% V, l( i: H& t4 f$ W$ K; {哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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