Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 ?) j: ~; T3 ], k( p  Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
( E( n$ z" q+ N( h4 U6 F The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 y/ X% C8 e) {0 b  a1 ^0 P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 S# `, j- h2 ^3 H lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 ^1 u4 d# H7 ?% M0 H3 zyou pay me only $5.

* g7 d0 n7 P9 |4 M3 T/ P You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 v7 u* b5 m" g$ u, K5 m5 T will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 C& F  C/ E& j/ c9 ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

( T5 \, f' e4 K- {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

" B( |9 a  {; }. H- z, vNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

/ b0 W. c, j6 P' M; ]The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! Z: k/ Y) _1 k  P1 ^7 @0 mreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" W2 ?/ G2 k5 F1 q# k: h" mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% e& w% ?3 @& i' Jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
/ O. B' q  S2 |6 aback to sleep.

1 D1 [' {8 A- ~! d2 x$ aThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

; {- D1 R2 u% j+ a  r* XThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ s% Z* ~5 [; |# q, \$ ?, O( G# a* ]>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ J+ X& w2 N8 j( K9 T3 l>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

: U# u; o# Y* i7 U0 ?! c>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  C* V' ]4 o5 b! W" I7 t) F9 s8 h>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 ?! g2 K! W7 w8 w. _! D' a, h>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; D$ Q* d/ }& Q1 ?# a. a( g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& f7 l3 L( ^( t* z/ O0 m: [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 |" u6 c* g& b' F1 fA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 q2 ~* V& s2 f, rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; q, Y* w4 Y/ ^+ o! B$ ^the newfie would l ...

$ S" c0 p1 U& Y% _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 x$ C5 F6 g( l( x- q) T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* ]9 h# x6 ]3 H% Q9 z6 r! R' J真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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2 e1 y8 h# K! G& F3 H' \, q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 i! C8 N+ z+ n* v“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 G) O6 p* Y1 [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

: V& L, Z0 v; b5 J; g, g$ y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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0 I, a8 d" q* |" `+ W& |, y7 k# ~全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

1 Y. U1 a9 ~9 p) F' _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- ^7 ]1 P& z# r4 |1 z" l( w你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 L! s. S. y0 X- A5 Y: G2 `; u- ]多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; f; H* `6 K& c" c' C0 a1 g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( z8 ?) b9 M. O! H1 D1 O( l& y4 Z她是大学教瘦？
4 o8 {5 @% y$ B4 F大学教胖还差不多
5 ]* y0 g7 n; l1 Y( `; @; C她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 X7 L, g+ B$ a! @5 K, g/ V说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ ]) q7 ^9 R! y9 N; g  N+ {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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9 v' k& a( g- t9 k" r哈哈，你们在这开小会呢