Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: m  N$ G2 H% ?" klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb! t& r) E; M; ^2 ~9 M4 k+ V- F& T
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 ~6 Q! s* F! E! R# Y7 D
the newfie would like to play a fun game. * L" i! d( `( w' Z
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so# E; a+ A2 E) T( l* _& U, f
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% L) W5 W5 y  ^( h lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ Y$ I! T* G3 J0 hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 T# k8 K5 {. y, ?& `5 s2 G1 j( gyou pay me only $5.
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& v0 N6 J2 J. P, W- v- z/ Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ s1 o- x$ i9 v" I/ ~  u$ c+ k will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep* f2 H. B# n$ E" q, X
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's6 }7 S+ _0 t, M; P" a6 G
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' : y; I+ W# ^  A* }( \. y' S. v
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) a7 R. Y# O6 i& u, Ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the$ \8 K  m! q% b- C
lawyer. ( m' u& `6 c# B+ V8 w

; [3 k) {9 p$ y; N0 U+ q& NNow, it's the newfie's turn.2 E  Z) b4 X; D8 u

" t( c4 F7 W8 ]# BHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with: E5 D& t, _) o
three legs, and comes down with four?' / m  u2 q+ D& U/ r7 W2 K0 T( G
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all/ ~( l- H  c+ ]9 F$ ]5 \
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all7 I' `! s" A3 d
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour; W# J/ s& U$ R7 l" f; y, s# d- I# t
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and' I: J. k' r, o
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. l! ]+ ^. G! x  hback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 C- g2 e# U4 w9 `wakes the newfie up and asks, ! S% V* k7 k2 q* R3 Z

  z, b% \" D2 x( e'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and) h. V# \' o5 \7 S8 ]) ~
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 ]5 i9 |3 L% B# |% f8 UA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 z. W3 b! H9 U) k+ kthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 : R! V$ {' l4 g( T5 {8 J3 U7 A+ k
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 " E9 Z g* J R; M. r) H) E/ ]
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- ?' T- ~4 s- X( W+ b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" L; V0 V6 S. C- P- ^1 u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，2 z- u! o: O0 Y$ v! F: o9 v/ K* F1 A
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * Y4 t& l7 w* t3 [
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ( ?& K8 N( n. K% M

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 J6 O: A0 X/ h7 M4 ^# t

/ Q& S5 ?$ ~' X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 p) d6 Z- v! B/ l别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ( _" K; h! ~; S+ K+ q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 _! d1 e4 R% I- `+ N( K
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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- n. y& C! q# S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 # F5 e; ~. j3 J9 b" r
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 % d3 ]" Q5 E6 h: P: g0 s. E& |# u% S- f3 ]
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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