Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 W, `* K1 N: j4 vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; E% r% a3 h. }2 p3 A6 O: ryou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

; P! C$ ^7 z( y% n( ^/ ] This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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: v2 m. v  r, u; D$ qThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( h2 J) k. Y# i$ t$ p1 jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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+ T$ [! t7 w. kThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ N3 o! q/ a$ }& J/ d4 @pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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: y9 e5 o& I4 P) Z5 c% ]0 {% M, c* uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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/ C/ e5 w/ ?6 B0 R. W5 \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 D: h1 v: v* |1 ^$ J7 Sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: x) Q6 c/ ]( D  {of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  u. k6 @) {( ~- a" [9 F1 z/ shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ U* Q5 O* g# C4 Pcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

7 D, m% J8 N& }  ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# _% x- b5 W% g5 S' j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  X* [) A) j, h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

5 a9 P. ^& f( i6 H& a7 k4 L>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  a4 a$ z3 P9 M/ \7 l>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, h: ?1 N- d- Y  e>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 N2 G2 j# z" Q: J# I5 ^>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 X' S) f/ |) cthe newfie would l ...

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9 R, I5 m2 |9 ?% Z/ b9 r( C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" n: [" }/ q! T' w6 W加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 ^: U7 R/ z& Q; |! j8 A( G" K9 _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, o4 T, C2 P/ O/ R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


3 z. ~4 \/ }& C全盘接受一下。

+ I# ^1 n* C5 Y% ~. d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

4 W9 o6 H! q- R( O, E真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 j; L7 S$ M1 u4 s! b" {9 f别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

! N4 H8 n4 u% A0 Q; A你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ r* t# s9 r5 [  L; }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 ]. I8 p$ f5 x/ a" W! z4 \多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

2 A, }7 Y9 J: }+ v' A$ P& M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

6 {* ^$ \- I2 O5 u6 a4 C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
( a: h  B5 c% n5 M大学教胖还差不多
: T* ]! \- R4 x) b& h- @  J" X/ y" O她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; o& L" q1 o5 h' q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢