Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 E( T* |9 d+ c) w% S( Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* I3 |' H( Y: t2 W; n  K0 x1 }the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% z" m9 D1 L* p+ B" v: @9 {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

4 t7 e+ w  [1 V5 Z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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$ o, D. {3 m9 w7 ` This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 M5 m  @1 }7 h4 D2 ?& B8 UThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 P, w$ ~4 \+ W5 ?the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 F* O  J1 S3 Z: P* ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 h6 M, P7 B( s, F0 y8 {hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 K0 Y5 m& I$ h" l2 q4 c" xwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( u0 o% A, F. A0 K) t+ b3 Lcomes down with four?'

! ?2 ]. B5 y3 h2 oThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" k; }; ~: K1 y. V' _4 O>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

5 q, G7 `$ b0 f7 g; B% ?>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  H0 v  A2 l4 V>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) W, p$ ?& F1 z' {) F>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( G) A8 `, M# @; t, R+ u/ I+ P2 u5 w' `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 p- l# T( l2 z# `6 z( V. D>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

- }0 w/ I5 B2 H, x6 `7 W9 _# ^>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 \, P+ \/ q; R7 w* [>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 ~' b4 N2 z1 N9 h0 ]>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 ^) R  ]5 S9 W0 D" c2 N/ Q3 JA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 y4 `% n3 R$ o- j) mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

! r; l) P! A+ `' x$ w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; K- W6 P& i3 N9 Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 _" c" b$ M2 T/ D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 P% {1 L, K# d+ m/ L+ A5 S真聪明，偶像啊

# T1 R9 A( e- t% N4 u全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

' |: _; n% h) }/ z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



* N; I# U/ @2 f  u  x别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  r. C' m. s# E; z! }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 `$ E/ g6 {% k9 Y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

3 s& A" b3 i' V) C- G# ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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7 l8 S' j6 y4 f5 t* x大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
. p1 A0 x) h$ c1 m( N8 o" N大学教胖还差不多
9 d6 l; x6 d5 r( Y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: T  U2 \. A6 Z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& V/ m. I9 I% d3 |% }/ \5 q% ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; G0 Q" Q  ^2 k; O6 T哈哈，你们在这开小会呢