Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 P1 ^. `; o4 ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( n- [2 Z" `* k' L2 r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 N" e3 ~( M; {9 [1 e- m+ { lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 o. K/ Q2 {+ y, _* j' aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 d* @, [1 L  D) A4 T+ k1 cyou pay me only $5.
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6 v/ l$ \  q8 ^: X; Z+ o You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" B# m% p% O& |# R. e- D' a) V will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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; A% ]" F( N6 u+ R' mThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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3 e  b2 J3 y) @He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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" t5 @. L+ X7 z) _" JThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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' W1 S3 r# X1 }  n'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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/ X  B6 H. l2 v1 FThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* N8 U; X$ g9 }) ^* [>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

: k) ]- J+ m2 @6 \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 q% d5 r" `" a' B  N3 R9 n9 H! s7 ~>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* o; ~# i/ F( C2 u- G. Y  h* p>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 c) Y; p6 c# Z' G+ _5 u. g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 `  H, _' x! k" ]/ s5 M5 M7 n) t( Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 r+ p: p. u8 o8 Z# V$ f& k6 m1 h>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& D5 o7 L  L( ?# D& V; a/ j& _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: }% t3 Y! n, D# r  P/ V真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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7 U; m0 a1 n2 y, t* @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  C. O/ T2 y) Y( q6 ~" i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

6 o5 i7 `$ A, N8 c! M% X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 |  @9 J7 ?+ O. \6 e7 |9 j, v2 _1 g你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- V& c5 j7 S6 w- b$ y6 F" X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 d, X6 j; J1 U& G& S6 S6 z: F多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

+ y4 x4 f& v* ~  x3 h" R4 v1 r; y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 G; Y, K7 x  J5 F  ^2 ?她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
5 I; p; `$ [) Z, `8 I她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" S8 T# `; ~! I紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 F# ^& E9 w5 E! p  G1 H9 r, G! x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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0 H" k& Q* B2 G5 O- V' M哈哈，你们在这开小会呢