Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: Q( y( E$ F& {! L& K$ D, J7 hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* D+ y; y% ]' f. W) O( l he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: i3 ~8 R# ?) {7 u) s% {$ H* hyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

2 |  B2 u* A: X  w7 R This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& ]! {, _2 D, F$ v( hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

: T# O# k. C# F4 J4 [4 M0 O2 HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& u( p( ]$ c& p8 x% \% ^the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 b% O9 U$ k+ _0 b* k5 D& S1 ylawyer.

7 }' b4 T( [5 e5 ]0 A* iNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& h- J1 N8 m1 G2 m+ r  ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

. d0 p* x7 \6 ?2 m$ u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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+ o  {9 r4 I* B8 o3 _3 k5 O( oThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
. B$ h" Y' Q; o% e6 u* y$ gand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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4 x: Y' n. J/ b+ N3 y% }' vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: j# t  s+ `& ^0 u9 C% X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* p' l; b+ n; Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 x0 ]8 K' N! q: k! s>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; H6 h- }( N* N! N! U>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

& Z/ W: I5 C' T& P5 N>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% J5 A; T( X. J$ U5 @>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 ]6 ?" c1 U" \  f1 mA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 b+ A1 P4 G- C, m# Ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( j. ^* A: i" k# ?& vthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' U) N' {7 A0 ~/ ^( e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* ]8 H) F3 s5 A/ V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- N  N; N6 f% ^* c9 a3 k5 w# k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 g8 ?& ?; h+ I真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 h5 {; T7 d+ J1 J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# g& Y' j& R0 w$ i0 Q4 b2 S* R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, c2 F& Y$ x+ N6 R( y; {# B, L% H真聪明，偶像啊

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# J6 E. R, s0 F9 h3 U全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

4 e* a9 L8 i- V( w" r% M真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

# w/ X2 n3 ?* ~! }! g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

# S( e3 X9 {& C, C' |别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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5 ?" }* u" y8 E. x- s' H- N' o2 p别把我往坏路上领啊。

; h4 y5 q2 m  Q你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

- }; c! ~: W) u0 i) @& @8 Z% _8 v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
0 N3 e* j" @( _) r大学教胖还差不多
1 U* S  |* R, h. z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" v2 J/ {, t0 Y- S- S( t0 s0 N) L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 d1 ]. U2 o5 u6 x说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢