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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a8 {- ]; ~+ a# i4 T% _
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb. f/ e2 L/ M& G. Z# _( o6 U
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 U. {* y* s" `" _3 h3 s
the newfie would like to play a fun game. : U0 @+ J  `! g# m; P1 f. }
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 X/ r; _. B& v2 r7 _ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 Z3 m6 D/ b# P2 n lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I2 _$ F2 m9 H, z' Y  N/ I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* F& j* j4 _7 G2 Z7 `& Jyou pay me only $5. 8 B! R8 D9 j; g# j

( Z2 p7 u5 Q) K+ l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep& X3 r% D5 g) b) \( w" |6 D
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 5 j& s2 B, A- ~. Q1 x2 D
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his. y& ]& U5 T+ X
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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) Z& M2 `6 [+ P0 m- s) pNow, it's the newfie's turn.$ N4 c! \3 k$ {

! s5 b  S9 e/ C! V- ^. w" rHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 l( Q2 I( p, r& vthree legs, and comes down with four?' ( B: d" P6 p3 G$ i

1 v  u0 K+ H+ N4 T$ YThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* |4 A/ K$ N: g# _6 P$ m9 Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all4 Z" z% \' _1 \* ?) A
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: T$ w8 V9 J. |of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ T, }& W4 B! t) mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right% u; Y4 _2 [) h1 r# G, t8 C
back to sleep. - c( T/ n$ S0 O- j5 e
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 b3 I# |+ w% l7 W5 H* nwakes the newfie up and asks,
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: |, g( N6 ^: f0 A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and9 i4 q- ?& [) t* G
comes down with four?' . }; @" W- C2 m3 S- `( \
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5" d3 O, \. I$ x# H) Y" T# d# M
and goes back to sleep.9 @2 a5 x4 ?+ M& b: [! Z- b

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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) e  l. l; [9 T2 x* tLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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+ @; ]0 }) g4 S- [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ( V4 h9 j2 ?' i* F% `$ ^$ t2 s" C
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ a: J: Y& c5 ~>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the " v5 j! x, y& y# Z2 k
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 3 D8 A/ M% x, |0 c, U4 g- F  h
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct! o1 v/ ?5 e9 ?7 J* D. p

" H6 g3 b5 Q% `9 ], R( Q% M, E& ?>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 2 K2 P8 [' k8 K3 R" o" b
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a   f( Q5 q, }7 v" b2 o( t# T
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more , S, ^$ x% C) Q  G
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, & W7 W1 s% N7 X  X
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three" G8 H0 B5 M7 g  h. ~1 p3 f

3 s! C) c: T0 @* d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 8 u, v/ D/ u  b9 u
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: W$ a& w3 u9 p6 w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand + p! ^: n# l7 ?; g3 V3 M
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 % o7 ]$ b7 {' D2 F' r
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 U7 o3 B( A3 Y7 q2 @- y; Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb# Q9 D0 z8 I2 ?8 g3 {( f1 F1 [
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if! p: e: b1 @+ ?" R4 w' _7 C& o  k
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
5 v: D( p6 \0 {% x- F6 g, |“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,6 Z" S9 O' Q! S- O3 F, Q9 C8 j
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# i7 M* x4 t5 T: D加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; g! q" K* O3 v4 }' D2 p0 \7 E真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:) {! A) V$ Y" b% g6 z2 J3 {' h! S
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
5 i. N  `5 [$ e' A# [* `好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

0 H+ G3 J, f0 v) }' t& m* F8 y真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( J% `/ L! [9 v( F9 {2 J真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

/ ^# X  z8 J; }4 q: ~9 o7 G8 `2 \6 }真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 . c" n; D9 I5 L& ]! ]! {: k) ^
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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  w- E- ], K8 W/ J0 a! R% `1 r5 _别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 # V) ~. q* s' C/ q
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

) n! A2 i4 F& l8 y- n你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   ~; ?* F1 `* o$ p& [
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 j" o6 v, c# [% y

: N) O# M! T& J* o4 [$ z真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 8 x3 M4 }! i/ I

2 E7 H( F5 M" e! F大学教授哦,能不剥削?

. m+ r3 ?/ a% u她是大学教瘦?
2 ]1 n' ~, Y4 b0 l" q0 R+ R; k大学教胖还差不多 3 M! p% W$ `2 L4 V: x7 K# ?
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . P  Q) m" @, E: a
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & A# _+ \! u$ d2 W7 {4 P( P; ~
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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: {; p+ X, i( F/ Z9 B. }4 e- f* I哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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