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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 |! Z2 b; k2 s; a  ~the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ z. ?# J" h2 ]* Q9 E: Z The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  @* C$ U. Z. a3 C! k! j he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& X7 s( E. g$ a5 f( O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I* B0 q  Y6 |- ]1 Z- f
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: d6 c, m- s- R7 _* Ryou pay me only $5. ' O; h0 s$ F' g9 {; H7 x' y1 @8 Y
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep4 y. t2 _, S  x9 j  O3 h- t
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ! c  l4 U; b) s
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's( ]: `1 o$ Z  N1 m
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 3 @8 ~6 x, s6 B# O* F: V( T6 A

0 T8 y0 Z* y3 ^$ a* B$ sThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his8 I% ^. {8 X, @! M, t$ }
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the0 |  p  Y4 q4 N, R9 {: {& \
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.% Y  x! S( D2 i. a/ H
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all7 f$ {. d" d! ?+ K! g  k+ Q
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all3 I9 z7 e! R3 ~8 r- {
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 _. @& W# ^) W: r3 T6 Zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 k5 q6 [1 q5 U7 f- ?hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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" M) U. l: z# Q; v# T# Y+ `The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He% n" O; ^. `$ `5 I8 p; `* u
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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9 G: {$ W" |2 J2 O( N'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the$ K/ }& Q1 D% P2 ^9 s8 U" a
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 f/ s0 j4 Q% B/ I$ T' R. H>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ( |; l; Q* M% b) V# p& n
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the * l. o( E( r  }/ t; c7 G- T
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 7 u; L; _1 R# m; U# X
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct$ t& z: \' G+ w! _
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) B4 a7 B6 b5 }7 m( t7 S; m& ~) E>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& f1 R; \9 B7 ~0 ?/ g>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 8 P5 N1 ]+ _( \5 Y: o% S0 C
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" X7 P0 M/ \4 n$ k1 @>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three3 I& [8 k) V# ?4 o/ }- D6 `
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 j. s8 J5 W3 ~% s7 h  z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the * k% U' k, f8 y8 @( K
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 0 k/ e3 d  }2 }4 j" {+ E
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 + M; m9 t: W0 g- w
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" A  \9 B8 T  Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb$ L& p( {0 y3 A6 L3 [' V" O
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if$ l5 r! s- F) c; C7 ^1 n
the newfie would l ...
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- m/ r9 h0 a0 e# g; B9 f* G; z" x! n7 g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:8 g8 y! P: F: B: k
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,8 G1 D. P0 Z. X9 X
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( X$ ~' m: c8 G( {4 A/ w* D加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# g; S: E  N$ N- Z! k5 u真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ; T$ I( D/ E9 |) H! U0 c" `7 n

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- N4 L  p: Y3 Y7 k1 M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:6 v* a3 `; i7 @# b" f
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,+ C& t; w- O, k2 z
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

" n9 Q) }9 ?7 g- t0 ^真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * A! a/ A# P" R4 |
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真聪明,偶像啊
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4 W7 m- E# ?2 G  ^2 k' }, V3 g* o全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

+ e) b! w; Z3 `* K5 m+ c真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 5 P2 q/ o) u. q
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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4 s4 ]6 q3 n2 C% S% u! N别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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+ c0 g) M/ t9 L- r7 Z+ A5 S! ]别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! R) [# W' o4 t9 ~1 O4 T6 S加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 5 ]4 }: v; G) k3 N
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

5 d/ g& D* U8 y: q# q/ R7 U6 ]她是大学教瘦?& l0 s, F  |! C+ a% U8 U
大学教胖还差不多 ) O, B, X% i/ F, W
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是 )
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& s' Y- X" t0 y' a9 y2 Q紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 L9 l% c' D4 ^- \" Y% N说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 % F' I! P; E% T  L. x
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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