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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% m' X8 ~7 g' W' ]& ~
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* z8 k" ?6 q1 l
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if1 p; }2 I; ]* t: V
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 6 I+ o, b- H9 h% M8 a  L9 S
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so4 Y, _8 K. ?0 W; A  J( Z2 P0 N& d0 u
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The# z  \: R6 X7 B! Y/ {
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I, s8 o1 n; d7 k9 \" k* b
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,6 \/ W. _- y% ]1 B# P
you pay me only $5. 4 ^0 y9 Y5 {9 D8 k& m# ?

* }; p& ^  b. C2 `  S$ |* ]% q6 B You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I; W! o+ _5 ]' C: k. A& }7 X
will pay you $500.
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! e$ b  H) _9 C! B" n- j. b# g4 P This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# o6 p8 A* E% a' G/ {/ zthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. / q' F2 |  R6 l; |/ Q" J* V9 L
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& J  D) x$ V7 qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! K( j2 g% `7 Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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. d! h: z" t0 {' [+ X6 [He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with5 g5 I3 M+ t: K0 r3 E' b+ ~5 I' Z
three legs, and comes down with four?' ' W4 q- G0 N; S

% m8 R2 U% ?/ {/ p8 |The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, Q/ Q1 O: U8 S/ areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all  J0 o+ H( o) R; j9 W& h
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ H+ z! ^4 D3 Z  A$ {1 Yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and" @4 I, J; t! m; d. `$ C, `# X
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right. n* ^, j2 w& K6 I
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He8 d3 q! m- j! p
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 ?8 O% X4 e& K  ocomes down with four?' 6 Q# b0 q. ?7 g/ C0 N$ B+ @1 \3 z

: ~3 s: v7 O4 \# gThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5" F5 ~6 y: f$ b2 k1 N
and goes back to sleep., i7 F* J$ S# T
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!0 S. @" N- x, [( V# X: `
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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# _. ^+ N# j' ^( L: q6 q) ?# `/ }, E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two / P7 H' Z  a5 U& g$ }
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 2 |6 V1 J3 m) J  I
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 6 w* ?: h) x9 \/ m" f2 v  t. M
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 5 ]( g( R2 J; `9 Z  i5 E
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct4 ]5 E- j  y+ f; M' E& d

; z8 i  T2 P( Q2 p# G>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 ^0 `/ o0 `. E, c>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
2 K: z3 F1 k' y  v  c: D' O4 ^>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 N/ M" z; h- J. ~% `! ?3 y: k>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 T' q( d5 r6 {6 l' V. u+ P$ W>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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/ `8 {: T. l8 B# h3 F+ q' s>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  }+ r# \+ V; r6 a$ N% d>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ! V5 V. v0 t% ?7 _
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 X* E( W) I5 a7 ^>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, s# W6 R) M8 ]; V& n8 ZA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a$ z' r8 ?' J) }
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb7 [5 k" W' I3 Q! M8 P- q( Z
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if6 ?2 W9 _8 T2 l2 h
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
' g0 W$ E& F9 q: f6 N2 T“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
6 L2 T) _  `- c8 H7 T, m好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 & N: J4 h* \5 U9 G7 |- M$ \
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) Y3 H/ Q2 v+ d" v真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 5 j# h0 z" D6 S) e, q9 R; {
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: Q2 V( [6 ^' Y, Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
& O6 V$ v+ Q- A% n“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,3 e2 X, A* ~3 j) D
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

* |" A/ G9 y) Y' a% y真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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  E" H: N# P9 X- I全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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0 A, p& P- f) x. B全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ [# v& @4 P8 x真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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) Y9 \6 H* p6 y- y/ s7 [别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 : \, C. z  x: I. p* ~, I% s2 D

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9 l% H7 M, \- Z9 H! H& u! ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 L. _* {# u8 [" ]你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 & h3 O' N6 |! w9 _+ Y2 [' r
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ d% _  B( G3 A6 o6 g多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* x: G% x5 G& _2 K3 |% x* d" q真博学,偶像啊。

6 ^6 S" H6 a# n( w- a. |大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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( U) c. h4 J7 I! E0 W( {8 R大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
7 O0 ]: m8 ]  n& M* S大学教胖还差不多
6 s! \+ l4 n6 _1 q她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 Y# `# z) ]( _紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 n. g3 n$ P; S说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 - F5 h/ R( V+ o( E5 l
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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