Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# a  P0 e: q. athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

5 ]/ K6 b4 \; a3 L. d; P# o You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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9 G/ G2 r/ V6 ? This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 U2 e" d1 A- I  ?: P3 `The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% T  f) @/ A9 ^! V% R2 \pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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$ n+ I  U/ y; TNow, it's the newfie's turn.

) B& A: M1 k3 SHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

/ E9 ~; }" S* NThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, z6 E% P' B, C1 Sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ t* w: u7 e* @5 \) m2 A; vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
" |: t8 s5 q' Qback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! I6 x  V# @6 B" Lwakes the newfie up and asks,
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* H9 a  E; V# h0 U1 z; s- }'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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2 [4 V( i$ e& R* gThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 k4 L, U5 k7 u3 s+ S/ v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) f3 T% D$ }, L8 O! @4 A9 ^>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& R( w  m0 P. `' h: g5 X>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# R5 B. l% e+ l* |" D; s>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 }/ U4 {0 G1 ~1 ~, t( |/ v" S0 ~% @>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

: c* w5 Q+ U0 E1 g5 |>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 U4 M0 ]: {: w+ |; R! o1 BA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( x6 {% |0 m3 h; R5 J" s) Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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5 r2 N5 d6 y/ V9 Q5 i  z% V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ S4 g# y% T2 X5 S/ C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" @: p1 x6 z$ S: Q1 B2 ^* p9 ~3 B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& f6 t; t4 P3 w! ?8 }0 t: w真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" h5 p7 f% p3 ]( m+ j& O真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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% m+ S1 Y* @, d; e8 e  Q  l: T全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

7 P* S# g1 r1 E2 U' o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

3 U2 I2 S+ \+ y别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 c1 L0 Q! E- k说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢