Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( M, \( K( C- m% o, hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ m9 L* Q1 Y# o1 \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
  }& L8 {) O7 m* F5 ~# y6 O' }7 M The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 `1 d( [; Y; Y. l* O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

# A8 p1 N& ~: N7 [ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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; B6 A% ^+ _; q% j) @' m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ i3 p8 ~1 R$ C) }" C" Hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 ^7 e+ g5 i1 T& T+ Y# apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
% p8 W. ?! i+ a$ p6 Alawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& C9 C" O0 H6 x- W0 {/ S5 ~1 Uthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 T3 \+ P0 |4 n6 h  j2 m2 tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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" y5 f- E  i; W# UThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: R; A; S4 }) hwakes the newfie up and asks,
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0 X3 _( s% n: x0 C. M'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* T( n/ I4 D4 ~0 ^9 K% {comes down with four?'

) V+ \& L' @, H# m0 Z( Q+ y' OThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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& J3 w; d. j2 f5 M) u9 ?" `2 s- hLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" _& R8 ~3 C( m0 f>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

6 S' V& j" |. }4 Y# u- L6 k# b2 t>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( W7 g& |0 ]3 e* f>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& f3 _; ?7 D  O% x  M3 E; f- }>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

6 h% p- L! Z. r& C% u7 F" m/ N>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# r; T# d' P5 l>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( i' g& U8 a/ k. D& H6 i) S2 O, ~% elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' ]1 Q/ G* `" }* }3 a/ C$ Z  @1 Qthe newfie would l ...

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! t- k/ R+ E7 \! D3 x9 h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" R0 Y! Q/ }4 f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) U6 T. `1 Q" X' L  D4 {/ j加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 e3 x, i3 b+ b: U# w0 h真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% \% R, M  ^$ Y2 p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 g. v$ o  e0 T4 K7 X, V真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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+ G6 ~) p  D7 b0 |# h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

& v3 F3 i- K" u0 H别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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" b$ X7 i; J: |( N+ ?' Y别把我往坏路上领啊。

: W7 I1 N/ E+ h你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 Z5 p( m1 ^2 C8 s8 L+ c! B7 r: N真博学，偶像啊。

! X) T8 f( S. h  Z; J& k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; w1 e1 T. d7 @) u+ _; j她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" i- U( Q' `8 L说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢