Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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0 ]6 Q) V' R) V8 X  z4 |1 z) l2 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

; V! r  e2 [: K You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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6 D4 b/ g7 q: c8 |) ?9 H; x) v- b; u This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 k9 y* R3 h! D/ vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

1 W8 n3 P  D& s6 l9 Z: w) v! S" iHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

4 Z# r9 Q2 ^, |5 S2 N/ o2 WThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 k) D6 D; ~) {( w3 Z/ Qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ Q3 I% F: H* `' zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 f! \5 C; `# }# T& D" e# Y+ i2 xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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' k( m9 I: A6 PThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ ?  W0 D4 Y; M5 a3 {wakes the newfie up and asks,
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! l8 v+ B8 b; }1 o4 w4 P'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 l. f' l1 m, Z3 Y; K+ O2 W" B; Rcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 p  m4 ^0 F& y) h0 b4 U2 b>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 q# m# |, `( Q- O>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* E+ ^5 n3 |9 ]3 j$ C>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

# W9 D' D2 s# |' {5 e/ E- H8 `; @! h>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% q/ B7 l) x- S. k% G# [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: q6 ?* K& J5 |2 S- ?>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! i/ R7 {6 t- F, C: x- e  T) L>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 v9 H& S% t. b5 V- U) d6 |that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" T" `2 v+ @) N# a+ Zthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 y8 D( E! @: U0 b* L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ D" _0 k; e  Y- G* `# Z) q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: d; z; t; X2 ]$ D' |! ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- I: m/ ?' y, b3 q3 b$ H. g6 s9 l& b! P真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



/ w& t. e6 V& O7 x8 _* f, Z1 F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

8 b% d3 s# U, x6 i" V6 I7 B真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

- a2 X7 \, N6 L# M3 x真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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( C3 Z3 c; r1 n; }5 F2 T全盘接受一下。

3 \8 s# b9 ]$ s& O/ i, p% E% m/ x真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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5 G0 B& E: W  W4 [- `/ m0 f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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: R! k+ `! O* t. y2 h3 h1 @$ L别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

: M* R1 G) o0 P7 T! I+ C! \% P/ D) Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 i' F3 V" n% D5 j5 i7 X她是大学教瘦？
' q' c% N/ r' s* N; q$ s大学教胖还差不多
- ^( ?; H: e2 c% g: A她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 n5 p2 C. T% L+ [; n( m+ S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 \$ N8 N7 z1 q% o4 @+ D说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. M3 F0 I' P& m1 v* d* j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 g8 B+ X# ?) _. n3 m  T% e哈哈，你们在这开小会呢