Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. K2 o2 W7 N1 X1 tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 [  @! U# F  C* z3 C( Z7 ~; x8 @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if7 t! ?$ q! ~$ ?: [5 P  i
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ( t  l- U( Y6 ^- k$ [" s6 Z
  ; ?  F& t1 P- y3 P8 g9 F2 `  i
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so# d9 Z. H7 e' Y/ t2 ~
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, _7 w: S" y3 l$ e" q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I; i$ n5 X+ z% R* c* ~% J  ]
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 _- E- q( }) z8 gyou pay me only $5. 6 {% ^8 J+ Q8 v4 W8 a6 O- V& L- ], K8 \

- J) d9 e/ `3 P You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I. w" ^8 k5 ~0 O& Z8 ~4 G5 H
will pay you $500. 3 L" p0 V0 \  q3 p

+ j$ s/ z% r  j3 ? This catches the newfie's attention and to keep: y; r  `8 _; S* l+ y# e; I' Q3 y( \0 \
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ) ^) M! W2 P5 Z# _
) Z8 Q4 j2 x( |
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; {$ f1 t& l/ S1 P, tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 0 m& g9 E! M, E+ h9 `. E
7 v" G4 Q! [5 L1 D* u8 {
The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 Q9 l5 C8 J8 p  Wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
6 B& Y1 z" A0 Y; ~: Klawyer.
% {9 q0 B6 X" y  \/ c" l
% y) k  K. @# c4 W- x. FNow, it's the newfie's turn.1 w+ d1 U: R. q) M: i9 @1 m% i

- n% s- o  |& K$ DHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: j* x8 \+ [+ C; xthree legs, and comes down with four?'
- G0 I3 G- P0 F% J0 M  O$ u7 x' k: p
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 Y  k8 x8 ?5 V' $ xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ {7 n' @2 T2 _' b3 cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 E% v% I4 i! M& r  c  o6 k4 Gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and/ T' s5 P$ |. {; V9 u# P
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right( l  n, c5 ~% \$ N. e
back to sleep.
5 \6 Y0 T3 i/ C4 }- r. n% Z6 N6 Q1 g: N" C
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 ^' B$ g8 j2 w6 F! Owakes the newfie up and asks,
1 G5 W9 R) U1 S- ~) q, u$ |, M
# t) e  D3 V( \# P0 v3 ^9 l6 B0 |'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and) S' t: }9 I% E3 m* [1 m& s: X9 R
comes down with four?' : H5 m7 D' m$ q# [2 I
5 c; z- V1 p5 S  @. n* L
The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5  Q: $ ^  ?5 P( X+ b
and goes back to sleep.
# v; A/ K4 y. o& ]7 }  y
, O5 S: _( f/ \! Q

billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

rstu491 · 发表于 2008-11-13 15:32

金山毒霸下载免费金山毒霸 wps办公软件杀毒软件金山毒霸下载~!！!~!!~

老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # j- U. ] k x$ d; T
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 F, Y! s" U7 ]# ~
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" A& p" n/ e+ w! Y f+ |! pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 I4 o) n0 c# m% J. p
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" z2 i$ z( w& [2 J& ?, y6 J- @加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
. E9 v4 I, Z' D6 x
* Y" w& J4 V# n# W6 M I: ?1 C0 J! x$ m* u# s
* e" c+ D6 ?: u3 |
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：+ N" u+ f* D7 [) E+ @, [
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，# K" S; u9 |& q
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 , ]; L# D. \ a9 i
$ \5 W+ a3 {. U0 e {
真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ; g7 h/ P, \4 c

" `( J! b8 N( j- y/ R, u9 R E) S) S( h; f T
全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
! L3 }0 r" L( `- ^) ]4 ]4 l+ u- ^$ n4 r
真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 6 U$ B! [7 p( Z$ V3 H

/ o0 X+ ~2 e# E( x5 p5 n4 w2 S, _, c1 L6 s2 f+ J* L

9 i0 O7 ]8 P0 ]; u e) R7 z别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. N9 @* ?' N+ h$ S加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
' @+ D* X1 X8 c5 @" D2 i. _; l6 c
) x& ]. I$ s0 X" `* `( J真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
0 Y- d: a: S/ P c5 ]2 U# x7 C
# _2 {6 w: G3 {" q& d4 B大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, @( p6 g8 a) R+ p8 F1 s4 N. u7 w紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 $ C. N9 s4 z+ n( L& @* D/ U
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

账号		自动登录	找回密码
密码			注册

Newfie Joke

Penis Study

灌水，灌水咯