Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: j  \2 _5 ~# G1 _0 C' Z3 A' u" Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 u/ w4 C. O+ X1 o/ y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& W1 s0 J  d: R9 e$ }* `0 l* Uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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6 n& [, c  ~8 W* i* t You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

& a2 r+ @$ Y8 V1 k/ D+ h This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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5 ~$ D$ ?! l+ Z9 I4 f$ r( xThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) S: @, z/ W5 `+ U3 othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

9 R2 k" a3 ^8 N8 T$ ^4 e1 NThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
  Z2 T2 h$ g5 y% d* i. b" Qlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

( [1 q9 E1 C- F# O6 n9 {) QHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 |! e: ]/ H6 w$ }& q2 v( w6 L; T( Qthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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$ S3 D: s3 X9 j6 G  d- v5 BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' x. H& G0 I: U) mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

2 ?) n. f: E! L'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

( H) u+ z# T  Z# r- i' f' N" S+ dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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. n1 H7 P( H7 f& w2 C* b& b( uLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 g. e" B$ a* v, \2 |/ A" {6 {>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: [1 ]* _  e; s6 ~>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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; z9 {/ w! E0 L) V  M>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ Z, L! k* l9 e  ^>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 T7 T: k) d% ^1 d  @; l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ x* m& Y# v  e, ]>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( q4 w" D$ ]3 G; \( t# y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' f+ K5 ~/ k7 c- d8 G>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 V# v' D. ^! s" y% F“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 l! C( @2 L, J7 B& r4 y; n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' C& e/ m5 O% S3 N" E真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 j# ]7 x# H$ I5 |9 W5 ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% Q1 o7 {- D: Z" E! e% b' _* W真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 @7 c# i  @9 x: m. L! o真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


. j% z* Q# I* `2 x/ C  p/ A/ w/ R全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 [5 W* B6 r5 t! K) t7 `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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: f3 V3 }1 ?4 n- Y别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 F6 x8 X  s1 n0 k别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; y7 b+ o. R2 ?# l7 h: d5 g4 D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* K& f) j$ \' G, W多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 u2 |/ M( K' z( M' c真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ d& f! t: Q; U  ]9 j: y  j她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢