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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 l7 v) L- m, j/ ]% S# ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb6 H5 ]% e1 o# E! Y0 V3 ?" f% _
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 X4 E. l+ J3 H) V7 c( Zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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, o7 u0 N7 o* J& N7 ~8 u$ x1 v The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so  b8 [- E5 ^3 y7 N+ N! K
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The+ W" \) ^9 Q; z. `9 y$ ^9 v- E
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  \  w4 D1 o! o0 T- m9 aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 ?; e! Q" t- q* }+ S- [& R' E1 qyou pay me only $5.
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" W# I: A5 M! I: q1 P1 V8 s  `: w- g9 H% C You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I9 n, u: I, h" `/ i7 l, m
will pay you $500. - ~" ?9 K8 g) M" N6 U
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep# v6 y- w9 P+ C- A% @; `) O- v
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. / N* K5 |& w3 n- T" A

2 R, Y5 ~) }4 [4 U$ D( hThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's5 F4 T2 a8 u3 j; c  }1 A
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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3 a; A: F' w7 X2 B! p6 W8 ^The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; E8 a- v/ e- c2 H' [pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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7 j6 b. ?- q8 lNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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2 _  Z! a% q- HHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with; t" b: o  l5 `0 t7 G
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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3 |* W/ [& V. h/ g7 `The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' w1 r5 n- L' D' Ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ |* K$ G  [5 m& ?. ^, N: ?the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour) z  J, Z0 X+ r: M# B" S- u
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' O$ [# h; M5 \* q) G/ T- \, k, khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right$ ?" W- @0 ]. m
back to sleep. 6 ~4 ?' }: S) m3 _; j& p1 ]5 J  J

9 |/ j7 K3 b9 B+ ?The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 A" |1 w& t$ Swakes the newfie up and asks, 4 W% E! h$ Q! y; w

* ?& g' G% q  w8 `1 h'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and5 n2 d+ I% d: W' u- u8 g
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5$ ?' ]" i3 }4 g6 S$ D( [/ ~
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!& C8 D4 o: C$ @/ D

3 b6 U: R8 ^, I# @Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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- ]! d( ^1 f9 S" e, q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ; Y! k/ X+ s- `5 D
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason . H7 F. L# |; x' a$ X
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ' T$ a& g; E, _. O# h
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 7 t# {1 z, m' E
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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: @  `- `; V8 K/ S4 P>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ' F3 B; |' B) D" v
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 [; x' ^3 @" h5 F* c>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ F: c$ v: f$ Y) z/ S>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 2 l6 r7 S$ o9 H- Z$ d
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" W* Q. H( \6 |/ ]/ }. |7 L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 4 f/ c5 u4 t1 ?. ^# H
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. b8 z! N: y( w) f' F>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 R9 t2 ]- p8 n' N' `* Z9 }2 G$ A; L# K6 lA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 ~! a$ t' X; x7 T% I, R2 L1 vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb& T% Q% ~6 f2 v  p
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  N' d; r% ]- N# hthe newfie would l ...

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) O% a: h: X& Y2 Z5 D% L7 s. [0 z" Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
- H6 x3 Z: b* V, C& T$ w“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
9 P. {% k+ E4 [9 K: h, Q好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - Q% h& x* I" n, n
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- X  A$ T+ c% k. Q  ^( E真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
6 t$ I' U& L/ @3 }/ g1 }6 {“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
/ e6 B& N' m9 V) C# G3 h4 x& K好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

# U0 v" [$ b, v/ ?' q% T真聪明,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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) P/ b% a+ L" q( U8 r# O真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 / u  }( S1 m6 F% b$ L

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  U3 g, X' p/ }5 y全盘接受一下。

0 ?4 o: y) f: L) ~6 t1 G" L真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 T) N$ Z# c* C' e4 R! n7 D加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! N) n8 M$ n: _

" Z# b) D4 O& V. O. B( L2 Z真博学,偶像啊。

+ `! |! e$ s4 [  n1 b; |9 x* a大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 3 Y9 h2 z' Q7 P: O

. v, H; d3 z( C/ U* d8 y3 F$ a大学教授哦,能不剥削?

5 m* Q( T* \! S- E: ]她是大学教瘦?3 I4 z3 g) n; s, T& G5 k/ ]! O; w
大学教胖还差不多
/ ?' E1 j1 r/ N) o! ~' W, _* N( n; @  r她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ ?; k) W+ c$ N+ U: e, y- S8 O4 P紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% A6 M$ H' H, y* b, G8 t2 r, _: e+ |说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# y3 ?2 J+ I& _4 r5 o4 j紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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