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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 p$ f4 g% q6 m1 k: i0 Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb  H3 A% _) b$ s! O2 x: i3 ?/ F* E
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if6 a3 \) O+ k) S
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so0 ^0 ~7 f' m5 D
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The" A" \. j; r& O- T
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& n: s+ O8 I+ ]+ d/ o3 {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,# s! {0 b* y$ d" b  M, Y; }
you pay me only $5. / H" s& }- l$ g3 |3 K1 l# U. X
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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9 Z/ q1 \  {: C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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- @# \- y- I2 \8 E" @* qThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's$ j( L+ e9 o& D! L, F& c# d
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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7 ^: M8 O1 p" n- @; \" QThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his- w' ^8 I' q" f8 i5 b7 ~
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the$ {; p; e8 j& k+ z. |8 s
lawyer. * K% [7 {! u- y8 M- j

. C) \: n# |" |2 LNow, it's the newfie's turn.0 l5 V. m8 D! n$ H: {3 m" Y

2 [, \) z! \& c- c5 DHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with! Z# n/ \/ ^6 ?9 Y: w( }  {' B
three legs, and comes down with four?' 4 e$ t% s) S* X5 M

$ {' I; a- _  x" u( L# JThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all; b9 t- x5 O6 Q8 E9 U+ |
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 k+ Y& p% E% ?the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour4 H4 o. t2 d; o4 T( L
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and2 ~. }! H- l: K! Z5 O. Y$ V+ X
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He1 H1 X, G, g5 W4 }8 u/ G; ?3 v8 c
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and+ l0 K1 ^" o9 t8 x! o' w0 q
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $51 _. P- i3 Z' h. x2 u
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!! {; y$ \% G- i. n) }( y! k

( Z, E2 v  r# c1 ^  \Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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0 S' I' O2 g9 _7 X. ^) F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 e# |9 w5 g2 S, J" D- s>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 5 f; A4 h/ O; a# h, h7 r
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 [/ @- U% q- V( d, ^5 ~' F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ) c4 l0 Q' C, ?; r
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# w. O( F5 u' B* @4 s! ]8 S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 4 S5 g% O9 U/ Y) \' Y
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ x: f- W* H& e>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 8 v# d  i" e/ j; I3 y& ]
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 M  L% o. h" z! o& S1 ~>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three4 }7 n; c7 {; r# I1 o% A

5 r6 i) W7 W% P- L5 z2 }9 J* E9 f>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  X! \6 M6 n  L, R# Q+ d9 m) a9 I>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 F, q# Y# [- ?>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 E% X0 P8 y3 U$ u  x>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 , b( R" B: J( ]) }
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 \1 a. y" {; U' J2 E' {/ flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb! H; s* M' i0 f2 Q2 G
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if  P4 N& R$ p5 m; \0 E
the newfie would l ...

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' Y$ v7 M4 }8 S0 U2 S好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
4 W3 t4 r- |: z0 `6 L0 B2 O1 j“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
2 w# C) Z, d0 K- ~好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 + V, U5 C" B  y5 {
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 ^, |6 d3 a$ ~! l+ q1 b# [真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ; W0 ^& L0 D" W* A1 V& J

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/ K8 T) b3 Y( n7 p" d5 P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
, Q' _% t2 C8 Z1 t" ^2 U“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,) n) o: i* L$ A+ E# c
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

7 ?3 Z3 E- {$ W  y& \& x3 _! m) g9 p真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; e! R3 j% r  p7 }$ w* I

% C# Y3 `0 g' e+ J- e真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 $ M+ o/ Z% z) ?7 j

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 1 b( d2 ^$ A* w
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- W+ O0 W. y$ c( B" N1 l别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 M7 E; k6 Q: U0 }! |加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; v" r0 |/ I! V多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / @9 M% O7 H; L- i& r

% V+ J8 A6 A9 [% Z/ T3 o真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 " x& y% W" O/ x8 n
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
  n5 ]$ m$ I9 B- K2 |% w9 C大学教胖还差不多
+ Y8 ?$ `: @# B她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ n* b- [8 U. ^+ Z$ [紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 @3 Z/ _: r2 o7 U. F, M% G紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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