Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ d3 o1 w5 ]3 j7 Z/ R) M! k! rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" m  M6 {& b' Y; X3 dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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& J  J* Z! C3 T% u The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* A' P$ s2 g; I+ eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" I9 D. u0 D$ m9 C$ o  \* T7 M7 Yyou pay me only $5.
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- n0 t; F! d  r You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* R$ Q" w, R9 W& N0 G7 N$ l* z will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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$ \1 O  h. V6 U! d' K6 A- hThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' ~& }% @7 X" ^7 Ppocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
$ `2 d; N' f/ {  llawyer.

+ b$ m: q+ @9 m+ _' CNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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0 C/ U) P* }' h7 s/ ~! DHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# A# p- l; B0 x* O+ t3 ^2 mthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 ]  j  m1 ~( Nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 U7 r$ F+ P, t( ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
7 n* ^+ Q( _  l5 sback to sleep.
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7 v" x# h0 a0 ~: ]' Z. cThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- D: |- D3 Y3 ~9 ~7 uwakes the newfie up and asks,
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5 x( p$ k1 F+ D/ x9 Q" B% j'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

; b' |  Q9 n' @5 iThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
. A0 G; B# u) F2 U9 E; ?and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

+ b* @  ]% e3 XLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( n- W1 j- N$ y( M* x0 Y  R>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# w7 n0 F0 _2 W>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

/ O8 ?& x- q0 D& h9 o>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- T# T5 d! ?! r9 s% X$ c+ ?>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

+ A# v3 |. Y% W/ @>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 y) t7 K5 f/ ]( ^9 j5 A# f+ i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, }5 G& A$ K: G4 E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  P; V% ]. [+ H6 X# X1 c% ]# E! T& U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! D% q  M" J2 l9 x# T真聪明，偶像啊

2 z* K' @7 T/ I8 y" b4 |/ J全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

$ a: ^2 }: I1 D/ T% ~& H真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( u# M1 H$ ~! ^. l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 b' ]. }  ~' V1 _( z8 n多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

9 H( S& P: L+ S7 `( P. M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 W/ M! [7 ^' W3 Z. H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 M* x- v* u3 G  X说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 V, B& D- x$ d- R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, b( o: j9 h7 d, K$ G2 Q哈哈，你们在这开小会呢