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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 }* [2 l7 G) B3 q% P: O8 ^
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb: p, F$ z3 k$ f5 D# i
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if6 y. S" i5 \5 V: a2 x. a
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ; C5 _/ i7 F( b0 A
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so, Y- w5 D5 s0 b$ O
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The1 }- V* s. A3 C6 a5 {' ^
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I( |6 q5 n3 {6 d2 t* @7 T
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,3 @2 P/ T. A, k+ f  H4 w
you pay me only $5. - ]- }* f7 y/ d$ i9 D8 [4 G) l

$ k, p' i) s! L$ ` You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I8 ?0 T' W& f' v) W+ n
will pay you $500.
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- i  K( f( ]" x0 g$ }& N+ J This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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: v( J% H" O9 \6 `. O+ I/ ^# CThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's1 K7 w: x9 Q$ _, T1 Z
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 W0 v! u- V/ Y& @pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the( A2 x9 O0 i9 C6 ^* l) p1 o4 m
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right) v! F$ V% L5 {3 W" l0 }# z) d
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He* x5 g: J" f) x; W# g
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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: L3 v5 k& z. U2 ?8 C4 lThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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; F! j+ j1 O0 _' M* JLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the0 y% H1 j/ J/ E+ |" X! u/ {
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 [& K/ Q; v2 N. x>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason * `4 ]% x+ G4 I4 M
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: b+ z4 A7 D8 p! o: W$ O) g>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' q! @/ L0 X8 j) w>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct. W( h2 P$ _+ U$ J, c( x8 N1 }
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research # J* ]9 N  r* i3 S$ Z
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: V2 N* s5 ]% _) x- k1 b>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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  {9 S. m4 x4 x+ y: S- p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 J3 K% O  o! Z: o>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ' n6 l" u) h- k, |- @2 c# Y3 b" j
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ( p7 J$ M( P! D! a) A- m
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 % o/ E) i' G& V# j9 g4 H
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" D. Z- s! x2 C# P% g7 H3 mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb; @' z# h4 v0 H+ E0 \4 s
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if1 W+ T2 p* x& o2 `
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:0 J( Q/ W2 ]8 Q9 Q$ W
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,. P# G( E) @' k! T
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 & W' n' u7 `- ^6 ^
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 6 N6 G* X; r( q" r
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:9 _7 C2 z/ v' d/ t, }
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
- q0 m- ?) D# }  j) b/ q  |好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ( F2 ?9 h2 B5 r/ F
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

  ?  H8 i2 p/ `6 V& ^# B你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 ~" Y7 H. A5 u2 o, V/ E加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' }+ c: S9 H* G7 [真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 0 `9 `/ z5 R2 j+ u  d( O  w) R
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ Z6 h* Z5 Y0 }- g' |2 ]/ |& S4 ]紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' ^$ d0 g2 e! E说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' Z. o" O4 P6 @) ~/ q2 T紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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