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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if) h; t, S. o- w, ^! f! N) [
the newfie would like to play a fun game. " {# G$ r* J# q6 B$ ?3 s
  
4 k: T3 U( O/ j# E The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so; P4 A4 g" H$ J" s9 J9 ^
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The8 g2 P0 C" _8 F: `7 t
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- t5 r, L4 M( rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,5 _) v. o2 n- \7 d
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I& l' a% G( y" i) M8 c
will pay you $500.
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8 D! O: _8 S  X1 N1 [2 _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep4 e* Q4 _8 @! n% u5 k. y3 f4 \( \
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 W- D$ P& x( G6 I$ bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's+ u8 E% M, i9 Z! d1 y( _4 Q9 A% g3 e
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his" m1 S# N6 U! \$ h; N8 E
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the9 P( |. q- b. Z8 C
lawyer. $ m% @+ Y, ^( a5 S  L4 o! Y4 s
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.* O- }3 J" A3 o; j  O6 J( }

4 w2 ?5 c* @5 b. iHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with- l1 J0 M7 W4 e+ R
three legs, and comes down with four?' 2 z/ B9 k! L, s. _

% g. H0 h, F5 x! \' TThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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8 z) p2 A" n  L* e& J$ k* Yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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7 R9 `; z' P. J# [- n( M4 [2 HThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* G  z+ W1 O/ O3 E# p1 hwakes the newfie up and asks, 1 c$ O- [" s3 {5 ?2 t0 S+ Q" s% H

3 |. z& {! f. S'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- ]6 G/ x/ ~" V; Z+ r* ?comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!& m9 t$ H: Q$ T1 _5 Y  n5 V/ B) s

" e6 X. V8 Q4 P$ D! v" e' ~+ U- ?Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two " o4 l% |0 ]: F9 Q9 D8 H8 ^) X
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- }% G) Q. k% H$ G>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 B/ g* e3 F( G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ k5 ^, P: ~% E6 E- t; b>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct' \* k4 I( N! c; x% c3 e/ c2 ~/ U

) c3 E! P- F1 d1 y) d# y( w  j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" F! p; B8 q' j) v) n  H>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 2 z" A' A' k1 b# w0 X
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% d$ U  R, X( b. U9 P>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ) m. q5 q: u+ G4 l: ~$ \
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three  C# ^9 _2 t7 u2 {, Z, M

' F' E' Z# V5 a; `! |1 M>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 ]% i6 a  A$ t  h>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 9 l/ Q) M/ R! h4 C
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 4 X; G( H+ D" y: b- Z
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 l& o8 _" o- hthe newfie would l ...

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" K* e  e3 v+ ~; x9 r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
2 ?: N* i, y8 s9 k“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,0 U6 Z5 X% a; n& }$ U
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 / Y/ V' q, P* Z$ j
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 }7 l; Z2 E8 J/ O+ V& _% b真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 * S, l( F4 p/ M: ~! O* r

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9 E# M5 |! @- I; d8 F0 ?3 b# c好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
) n7 V. {! u5 k2 d8 l1 E“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
! _0 A  O6 @# P/ p; D! F8 p好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 i4 F$ T1 K7 I- q+ w4 `1 t

4 z4 m7 U5 {9 L4 ?0 _真聪明,偶像啊

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$ O$ V: V) {9 Z- [) i* W# R3 h. r全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 2 ]+ R; b. K7 ^

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全盘接受一下。

( j8 d. ], K8 F1 g! Q真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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8 `! n  Y! [4 t- B别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " U) v3 A: V/ ?" G8 }
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 ~* }0 A+ {1 e9 c0 d真博学,偶像啊。

. B8 }( z* J- t. `大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 0 W5 ]: b  f3 ?2 h& H; M4 T5 `
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 g9 `& z  K. y9 S6 l  X7 f
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ o. w4 R6 @2 j# O0 s& \紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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; }: D$ w. t  W- T4 s6 n0 n* x哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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