Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. t' ~" i/ Z) ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: Y, p' p5 z) }' _ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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% K& v" \9 {- x; {) p% t This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

. S$ {3 w' N# K; y, vThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: ^- [8 K! C2 f# u4 gthree legs, and comes down with four?'

, Z. b+ _# o6 a; ^* dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ f) L* V7 b+ ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, B, q# ^! s" K0 w# S2 [wakes the newfie up and asks,

, l7 k& X( w" K( g) Q* U'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 q2 A; I2 a4 o( {>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# M% N8 P5 k$ h: [>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 W( H1 c! d; l( u>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ [/ V4 V$ F1 |$ |>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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& b, w* H( r7 e# }6 I9 v+ b# `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 `* x" ?  T; d  _! ?; ]7 U  e# O4 m>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* O7 F& b/ k! x$ |: d- l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 ]. B; {: i$ p" p8 N% S8 F>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, o1 i$ H0 x5 ]8 O& bA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 V1 o& ]' ~# dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- u8 Y( t8 j' Q; o/ d- ]: o. ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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% {; X! b' Z) |( [* m8 ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! ^8 ]" ?6 t8 e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& ]( I  c3 s$ f+ [0 y: a加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

# [* l# D8 w6 D% e3 N全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


  l+ ^0 \$ [  r5 X4 h全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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5 E" s$ {0 X8 C别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

& r% m5 h0 ~; R* A, `' ~. w你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 K, B6 g. ~* X% T8 k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 b+ J2 {5 }4 r' l  f8 H真博学，偶像啊。

6 d# h; r7 j6 |: p; M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

: H: ?) g; z+ I' v9 `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* _% y4 J0 N" ?$ m, o紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 d& t( g- a3 P- }哈哈，你们在这开小会呢