Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" y. G% u% a, }2 d3 O0 R1 lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
- n$ m# J8 V4 g2 u) B+ I9 q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, W4 H  o, n1 N0 |! o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ B" N1 C) P1 t6 ]9 d) b" R: J1 Xyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
8 i3 ~2 t9 D4 O0 h will pay you $500.

7 r4 K' k: u5 v7 X2 u) O This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) }9 i. A, s6 I$ ^the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 V1 A7 q' k4 |2 y0 c5 Zpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

( \8 O9 @$ B0 i5 z! LHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

; o, |' g2 U5 [) kThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 G, f+ P5 A/ r* F) g9 w$ rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 w: `: F$ V+ W* R. ~' ~/ Ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" o4 o$ {7 P, Z" ?! [* {+ C& vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# I2 m, f# c% N* |9 ^1 Hback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 o; C! N9 k8 d) v( y6 hwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; j- i1 a+ P. \/ L4 v, \" i2 A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 a1 Z+ B% d3 S" q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 x3 f: d, F4 O>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 O2 _# B& h1 Y7 h! L>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; u4 R# a- C1 y+ ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. r9 z' P" A3 X9 _: h2 v1 r+ a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- v4 x5 T; K( M) e, T2 D, N4 a" u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ O- ^* z, p. d1 r# }; \* I' X+ R" I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ M1 y( S$ C) J) f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ Y) d7 U5 j5 C; y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( |0 y" Q# G: k5 i/ q, d4 w7 D真聪明，偶像啊

. J6 w9 W7 g4 x( D全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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, Q/ K9 q! y7 H% V全盘接受一下。

5 s7 l+ m) R: b! n! j0 H# _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ o) T8 F8 i/ o* m. E- t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

/ Y, o- K+ R. e7 G) }. h别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; f: o0 s) ]. ~/ g/ m3 k) D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* E5 p9 p. c" c: h1 |1 Q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

/ T3 Z/ b$ S, V' v1 Y- q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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$ r+ G9 \) a" c. E  J/ N, \, |大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 F9 \7 k" `1 d2 {0 H2 p她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
8 l' l9 @/ R" l3 R1 x' H她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 n: r: }2 f; B; }% }! M, ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 w. ^" R7 _; B: N+ Z- f说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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& ]8 e- U$ z& Z2 A. g. B! x哈哈，你们在这开小会呢