Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) s. U# o- }" G# A) [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: y8 P; U8 n* d) I8 F% bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
6 R* L$ b! g* T1 k The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 z- u4 a$ {: I$ }9 zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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" ^. g8 B- l! y; p2 U  B8 ? You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ o3 |  }, E! [. X4 ] will pay you $500.
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) U5 d3 e: d+ {; {/ ]. c, ^ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- \" T- l' x/ G% E& r4 Dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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% f+ I2 L/ ]8 Y9 D. d  @; GHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 e& R9 q5 [, G' G' L3 n* _references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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# e. P9 M# L& W  [The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ l3 i* j( E. I/ Gwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

( z4 J8 I: L- {# SThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
' \8 R1 }( P- E; gand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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* ]5 w  r2 b( L. p4 c0 BLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* _. d1 R1 B) r! s1 J8 j>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ j( f: v/ ^# o>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

6 Z: R/ M+ N9 G5 g5 K, q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! Q* Z4 O# |7 L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( Z' l& M. C5 `2 Q; v3 h2 _5 W>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# K* h2 k  V# ^6 F2 b# v! Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( \) _6 i: C& {6 t0 L4 u- wthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! Y2 h9 x, j) ?2 k4 B% c+ R“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( u2 G' ^! v& l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ |5 S- Y+ V' z2 Q0 r- r( a真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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+ m- L9 m2 ]+ l+ x) ~8 d/ `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# D# C: U5 J8 G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 w5 k& k: r' ~0 Y: r/ w7 R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 O' M" w7 n6 E3 {% y, Z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


$ |- D: O3 L/ D7 U- z* j% h
- |2 [- x% u* I/ x1 c: E9 y别把我往坏路上领啊。

. K$ K6 P0 `4 N5 G你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: o" P3 V. z4 J3 @) z, y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. z& G" V- _% k0 ^6 z/ ~4 G多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ ~) \  W, B$ }# G( J3 R4 J! ]; n真博学，偶像啊。

: S; ~2 p1 {$ O5 I2 J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
4 z: `. t+ X! T& j大学教胖还差不多
# L9 K" f; Z! {; e0 R: u她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 r/ i; G% ^% A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 ~$ b) E9 L! ^8 U9 w# U说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 Q- {  ^8 C. a0 }# v4 @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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9 w( n" _6 ]! L7 Q* T哈哈，你们在这开小会呢