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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 b; l0 i8 U" Q+ d1 V$ Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- W$ J7 G% o5 I+ j/ l- I, Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* x# f$ O6 U6 u, y" @" a* j. nthe newfie would like to play a fun game. * H& \% Z  V: s) a
  
3 S' E9 j& ^3 L: o. X# _" }% G5 i5 r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so( T& H0 q" m4 J, L, Q
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The( e& b3 L0 {6 {# f* m) u* G
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I7 r4 u; H' }8 ]4 T9 a3 s
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; K* F, P, l; X2 Vyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I6 p% r# L0 X$ \
will pay you $500. + b+ ]" _3 _- O3 ]+ W

1 f7 E! V$ r2 ~; q# M! l: @) Z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep( d) H4 g/ d+ l: N6 |0 T2 t3 X! e
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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& N; [- t$ k! x* T8 `The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- ~$ a2 ^( I# L; a" nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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/ \6 o( c- T: e; X- t. ?. N# GThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' p  E" D9 P" Q# u6 q+ T# xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the: E8 S& S& F8 J! R. q8 Z  D. x  u
lawyer. ! g8 T) f, J# }
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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" _2 H  T& j$ ?6 mHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with/ F6 n( _- H( m7 L  W$ Q8 V0 e9 t1 b
three legs, and comes down with four?' 3 I; |4 `' l; P; q- ^/ r: a
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all9 B0 S9 M6 A( V  z6 x, H6 P
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 X8 v3 k) D9 l3 V% H7 W8 hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' V* W! {3 q, B, Jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and; ]8 y' k$ `5 R, ?: U7 P
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ t2 O" J: D1 r* z! F6 Yback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He" L6 Z- L% s4 C
wakes the newfie up and asks, $ G/ H4 j4 p) @# `$ W; P% B! y
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and% X" |) Q7 M8 w* N: k# T
comes down with four?' " Y3 c/ @% o6 B* s
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!, t' F" I% Q+ J( Z/ ~
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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! s1 X" e+ e  E7 x0 [4 a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# a# o3 R! s4 s: S5 \/ r: t>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& R0 D0 M, r4 e* p! N>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 4 g8 o/ i: r& I' |7 V8 q) u
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( O7 N5 ?! S- a# ]2 O8 u* B+ ^>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 S2 P/ J! ]' Z3 \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% b* ~5 a, h9 f>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 e! V/ I' a& [9 r- v>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more + b( }; v) T7 h
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ( G- M' K  c' f9 z# }
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( U& M& E; \) e; b% }4 b2 k  k>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' S) N, g  i2 ?- M9 G, l: M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 3 l% k; c( E4 v% _  z) [9 ~9 r
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 6 i1 Q7 R0 f5 f8 E: W
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 W8 B& D, g% j" _; X2 K
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb/ k6 g. G8 ?$ O% P8 f. e
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) c' U* r% |  u2 nthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
3 C3 f$ a# U' w8 q" v9 T% Z“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
+ B: |0 o) s5 l$ }好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 N  m2 k, p9 _9 x- M加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 [7 M. g5 X1 a* D5 `! W* m真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! R4 J5 I0 g! j( G7 M+ Y% E# D9 t5 p' {! p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
, t1 y- }" `1 ?5 z“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
% g7 N. }8 i1 |, ^0 q3 K) f好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

5 I1 H: \6 W! u) f! l真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 + E9 \' c1 }" J% W1 j! `9 g3 [
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真聪明,偶像啊
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6 q! p" x' e+ w3 D, h* r0 T) V全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ! |# d- C; @9 ~$ m3 l) ~8 n% L
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: |  k, H4 R6 t4 ^3 v全盘接受一下。

. J5 y" E6 X/ F7 w9 o真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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# p* i+ n4 C: R别把我往坏路上领啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 T+ @: P+ n5 T5 B你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , c$ W$ O5 ?* f6 D8 I. [
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 , {# `1 H/ V& K! A' x

% F! i' g9 U, ~  m/ o真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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( m' q0 k  b/ o# p! r6 \5 M' K大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?1 c# R3 a# n3 w' u' Y
大学教胖还差不多 5 o* H/ \' L! Y' s' H& h
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * ~; I! q5 D3 |9 V, r8 g3 g
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 }8 V% B& T) b1 d8 x说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : u3 _  ?1 O0 \9 V$ e
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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, J4 d: }" Y1 {: |# @哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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