Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! w7 Y! ~# ?9 Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ B6 O1 O9 k" L7 J' E) c, ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! }& Z. g3 @& q" L: ~, j. K lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& |  E+ L2 I; F. D: vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

8 L% p# c$ G/ U. ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

" A, x+ f/ o3 ~9 x& ? This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, D' i3 y6 H/ A9 @3 ], Tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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& b: f6 ?$ [4 EThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  T! Z6 O6 q/ L. Q# uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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3 ^, B5 O4 W3 g; M6 O* f. K; sNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  n2 T: [0 [# h5 l" ?3 J9 f9 z/ W7 Y" Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 H. l6 @1 |0 h  Qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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/ e! b( P( K$ w/ \6 UThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( }7 U* q0 j8 [6 E2 z! y4 @wakes the newfie up and asks,
9 Y8 Z* s, Y/ T! G
'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

- o; Y8 E; I+ N% fThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
5 C# Y2 x3 w0 y, b9 f3 ^% pand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

  f# ?6 t5 z, A1 W) e; y1 I4 GLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

! S5 m3 m1 |& H; u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) q7 k+ c. {& p; }9 B) r* n) X4 C>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( y3 b# p3 Y# m! c) u6 q' M>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
, }# b7 M# {( B) Q! ]4 [  z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( G7 w4 o3 j8 K! F) }>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% F' i! M9 O' Z/ C: o+ E2 q! ]9 r* \>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. J2 q( i/ b7 m  `6 p) ]) F5 i6 nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- v% K: k4 v) [" {! Athe newfie would l ...

# S! I1 ^6 ?' H2 T: c& ?3 G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! P- y' ~/ f) ?4 d+ u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ H% c+ Z7 I2 z' J8 ^& O" B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 I! b! \8 R: J, d; }8 K; H“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ Z# I# f! g- N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

# q1 Q. a( i( @8 p  c全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

- q9 E* Q. r! A9 f" ]+ h0 _1 M真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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: X+ U$ }" e# h5 C真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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, e4 {' I* {0 k/ ~7 Z% C) n2 a: p别把我往坏路上领啊。

- u* |1 t2 A7 a* U) h/ s你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( l9 R" O+ p" [: h5 o4 b多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
! v5 B' r9 X! V9 |* u- \& N大学教胖还差不多
& s: B1 |0 P+ _8 K她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 G8 H. C1 K# x4 h8 ?- U说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 k8 U" n# _- b% Z6 T哈哈，你们在这开小会呢