Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ X7 S( Y, K- Z6 h
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb' W7 f9 Y2 p2 f7 v  ]
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if/ o: W1 ]1 o1 E( V0 @/ m2 L
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so; P& C+ r% j% U" k: f- R% \- G
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The8 j3 ?% C) Q) O0 T
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I* |6 J( @; n' b: @; N+ x
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I! A$ i; ]- _8 e3 C
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep, A, p& n0 A3 B* G1 \" F/ G
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's3 ~7 \" q  M7 G( r2 [1 w4 p! D; e1 p
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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( @; W* B2 _8 |+ r, u* nThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his% k6 k! K9 D1 u9 p  s
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the. d* n$ P/ @; U5 S1 `" q
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.; O$ X$ h3 F$ x2 M$ k0 T5 u6 C
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with- [: c4 @+ E) E' q
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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, L& @3 R& R  BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour/ L/ [4 k+ c/ J* x2 n- C& B
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 E) p) F8 n# I' j1 |hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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  M' [- ~6 x" j: Z! ?3 g. H4 ~1 jThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 0 C& q8 V' n; Y% \3 T0 A
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a; K/ n* P3 y- E" O4 T
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb0 F2 p' ?8 ~2 v% h, {5 E( _9 r
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 q) k% m& S l2 M
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：$ `/ A$ l9 P/ a* V3 d
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，% a, u' K' X9 e6 p7 p& z
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 z/ k) U+ y! a( q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 % b8 S# n' {, Z$ L# ?

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ I7 I" ?% [: ~/ I: O1 s. R加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 $ N; m1 o5 R) u9 t: }. F
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ( |( {) R7 ?5 Z8 U
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : w' ?2 ^& v6 F" J+ Q7 z T& ^+ `
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . s7 S+ G! U6 n, l/ B
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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