Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% k( p: A0 r! v; v: ^# e& Plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb1 w( y' f$ z: k# {0 B$ j
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if, i6 h9 J) C2 C- m. V) E
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! `. z( `* i2 I5 s1 M: s! {0 j' S he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& i& M, F, F9 _$ n( _) V lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I) s2 Q) `2 T6 W; N6 e4 Z
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' @0 @5 a  ]- D& m; B8 `3 D* Ayou pay me only $5. : }" D2 K8 H; u0 C
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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1 d6 o4 V; D+ [: E& s This catches the newfie's attention and to keep2 q  p9 b; O; O( Q& F7 w8 M5 p8 g
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. . X8 j4 y/ p; }8 X

7 x" e: Q6 ?+ T4 G7 N5 b, }The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's+ M. X- `) e, H7 }% ]
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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$ }2 W# P: B8 X2 ~* \: \2 ]The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( L/ R5 d; d7 j; k1 c; d- `, Z6 Npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the1 d  Q4 [! F" n7 P; E# J
lawyer.
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) c" q. U6 C' i) W+ xNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& u+ x" n6 T* G$ o. H- hthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 q) r2 C+ W: X( P0 freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 @; I7 Y2 K1 |: S3 Cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour* K3 i/ ]8 d9 n1 s
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and" Y! y# G9 w6 L9 a0 O; v4 l
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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8 h* M4 e6 Y  c* zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He5 ]3 x8 M2 q( {3 v+ B
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
1 P" Y3 T( `2 u% m* icomes down with four?' 9 t; G, h4 S) X& E' i

5 L7 s% E" ?+ H. X9 ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
  y1 |- b; G8 W. Z6 y' i8 {9 xand goes back to sleep.0 s- I4 a/ U0 S4 C* W; G$ ]8 k0 B

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; w0 k* c" d% `; J+ ]A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. H7 t( j9 p- g& a% Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, p9 T8 ^ a% q; T8 Y
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" l, n4 N( v$ i/ o& dthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 k2 Y6 Z6 Q; o+ L& A7 h; B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ! T9 k$ p1 X9 L' M! ~0 [. f: _* E
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 C8 o* A8 B; x: H# s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，0 p% R$ E% g( S3 c
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 " `, F/ Y5 z7 z# v& F- I& L

* w8 d% D% P5 v1 u真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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: H; q2 ^8 n3 r, B全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 - l/ ?/ \3 a6 w( R( }, B. q. @
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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* L" U6 M3 h1 C0 L别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ) j! ]* d! W6 t) L# g9 P2 m
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 t1 k! `1 \6 h, p
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' o! W; G* w% K0 J* P; s紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 N4 n0 [- V/ z" e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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