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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, {  Q5 b" T- l7 q2 d. {' Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* C. }* u1 S6 P9 Y( E% t; @# D# I# Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ Y$ ]6 }8 `" a2 Uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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1 O0 x7 \9 A1 j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& C& n$ m& z* V& _9 Q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' J: |* m+ o0 \; t6 E- B lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I/ ]/ o! M+ K: R; z7 P. W
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,' e# ]; d# V' u2 R; M6 P) f7 X
you pay me only $5.
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) a" c8 `6 ^# S5 }7 ]/ ~" j You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I6 }8 s4 i1 u& S! B$ o* n
will pay you $500. , X, v5 ]' I! s# A+ A8 U
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep9 D9 H3 T' e( y6 a" w" {: f. f  k
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's/ }3 W' g/ J& f" o% K% X% Q9 ^
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ I9 x" T3 }# T: H+ j* {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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' Y6 g- R. B3 E2 M$ b+ y( BNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 D0 g" I8 R7 ^7 _: N, u+ kthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all  g1 ~/ c- j' m/ ]9 ]! W
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and1 S* w8 }# _( Y9 g; D1 Y
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# [4 ]& ^8 u0 O& \wakes the newfie up and asks, + D; N1 R' W% h
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5! B! e; u- [8 G, `9 J( Z: K
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!  E" Z/ {  _( f6 r% E
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the" _0 n+ {7 h- r3 U5 f( s: l# `

  W: |4 a+ z9 r6 k1 p* @  S  d% W0 m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 a7 D7 a: r1 t( Z5 A. H/ Y. _7 f>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- l2 F" V. a8 G& k2 M>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the . s: e9 ?0 K, Z! T% T
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, / P* z+ F4 f8 v+ Y% `8 {* B
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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  M5 H; o5 B* `5 A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research % e+ c9 X4 M; v
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a % R2 ^& H0 ~9 v4 c
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 G' g" R' O/ \% H& D>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 a- w/ }1 O# x3 N0 E# G  @>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ! y4 R) ~4 W3 {$ H9 V
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ( V( b% S& P: {, X( }; m7 F; Y
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand $ M7 i( A& F: L) d
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% ?8 x& i" x6 V$ y( R! wA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a7 M. l/ Y* [8 j7 s- _( Z
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 o) N. {) S. Z5 D& I( rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if6 B' ]: Q" a, A
the newfie would l ...
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0 p% y8 O0 l2 P9 i- Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
  w$ t8 Y) o. P- I' k# l5 a  g“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
& n& b6 |1 d2 R5 o好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 C$ g7 l3 k# C; Q* T2 t; ~) l) ?. ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) c0 l8 o/ `! m6 I; x: p真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 3 u( K0 y0 x5 U7 t! _7 Q/ W# P

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- ]6 z9 Y* r! ]  o+ K! m2 x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
0 d( m$ Y- {' s9 h; F6 }“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
: w- D6 T) J( D+ j好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

1 J- G5 M" s4 ?1 b% X* F. g3 m真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 e+ z& L/ I( l2 y$ U% I

2 P* Q! `" \9 e* h真聪明,偶像啊

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/ m: d2 H$ m  |3 @- z全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* k& c8 y& s- m全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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8 ?" q( a' M  w: P5 b真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 $ L5 Q, r3 m- U" A  P4 P: @

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

; n3 b: |9 c5 t" E你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ m2 G9 H( n- i' a8 q加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) q  E) t& M3 c3 }多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / f+ ?( l" {- F1 J  ?
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真博学,偶像啊。

- {; @, {  a* \# H% Y, r5 o大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?+ K" o) @* U; v( c' \7 q
大学教胖还差不多 , N4 N0 y3 \7 T/ [9 T( p, D
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 s7 d6 Z$ o8 d! x, |紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( e& v% O" ]: k: Z8 P紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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