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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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0 ]6 Q) V' R) V8 X  z4 |1 z) l2 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if. D' M; i( j, D4 l
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so# G! N, ^/ Z% Y+ {- G
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The# \* K/ J* c' d% b' C9 H) X& s
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I  ^! G  H! T6 Q" n$ Y2 Y3 f& T
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,  E" b. r6 P6 t* e7 a  N1 L
you pay me only $5. 3 J+ p- H+ S( B6 B' G8 F

; V! r  e2 [: K You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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6 D4 b/ g7 q: c8 |) ?9 H; x) v- b; u This catches the newfie's attention and to keep- e& q' A1 e/ N1 [! L. N! K9 v8 l
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's& H3 i& G3 w. B9 d: a# p- @
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 k9 y* R3 h! D/ vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the5 }. B6 k, \, h4 ~, p( ?
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.) ]% j# X- ~  N; }8 f2 F

1 W8 n3 P  D& s6 l9 Z: w) v! S" iHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with! C+ r* J; Z1 H, Q
three legs, and comes down with four?' 1 m" n. k7 f) K

4 Z# r9 Q2 ^, |5 S2 N/ o2 WThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all* g& Q( k( ~, G8 ^5 j7 Z5 G6 L
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 k) D6 D; ~) {( w3 Z/ Qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ Q3 I% F: H* `' zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 f! \5 C; `# }# T& D" e# Y+ i2 xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right$ `4 Z% W/ n/ }7 W' i5 I( `
back to sleep.
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' k( m9 I: A6 PThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ ?  W0 D4 Y; M5 a3 {wakes the newfie up and asks,
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! l8 v+ B8 b; }1 o4 w4 P'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!7 J/ t3 x' I; B# ]1 M7 a) |
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 p  m4 ^0 F& y) h0 b4 U2 b>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 0 ?: _4 p  _0 A6 K: M7 z! u, w
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 q# m# |, `( Q- O>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* E+ ^5 n3 |9 ]3 j$ C>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct+ z' {( [( o2 J: n4 H& F" Q

# W9 D' D2 s# |' {5 e/ E- H8 `; @! h>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 5 H0 Q* c5 y0 C1 Z7 r! j
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% q/ B7 l) x- S. k% G# [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more / D) q' s9 \6 o2 X- a0 [3 z& k
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, " `" B7 C$ J* q
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: q6 ?* K& J5 |2 S- ?>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 5 ?% \5 g! ^( d6 J
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! i/ R7 {6 t- F, C: x- e  T) L>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 6 \& }( D4 [) J2 ~) ~! r
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 q- P/ E6 ~' m& x) M7 H7 C
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 v9 H& S% t. b5 V- U) d6 |that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" T" `2 v+ @) N# a+ Zthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
3 y8 D( E! @: U0 b* L“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
/ D" _0 k; e  Y- G* `# Z) q好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: d; z; t; X2 ]$ D' |! ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- I: m/ ?' y, b3 q3 b$ H. g6 s9 l& b! P真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 4 b  Y: \! G1 K+ N$ A
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/ w& t. e6 V& O7 x8 _* f, Z1 F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:' c8 w) L. D7 g" B& L
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,  T( U. n2 ]6 s3 X
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

8 b% d3 s# U, x6 i" V6 I7 B真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 & c$ G: @' G' Q

- a2 X7 \, N6 L# M3 x真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 $ k5 t8 P4 ~1 w: _) Q! U( @

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( C3 Z3 c; r1 n; }5 F2 T全盘接受一下。

3 \8 s# b9 ]$ s& O/ i, p% E% m/ x真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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5 G0 B& E: W  W4 [- `/ m0 f真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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: R! k+ `! O* t. y2 h3 h1 @$ L别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 0 m4 h% q; m* j' I8 P
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

: M* R1 G) o0 P7 T! I+ C! \% P/ D) Y大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 4 L+ ^& f, B( Y6 @
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

8 i' F3 V" n% D5 j5 i7 X她是大学教瘦?
' q' c% N/ r' s* N; q$ s大学教胖还差不多
- ^( ?; H: e2 c% g: A她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 n5 p2 C. T% L+ [; n( m+ S紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 \$ N8 N7 z1 q% o4 @+ D说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. M3 F0 I' P& m1 v* d* j紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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4 g8 B+ X# ?) _. n3 m  T% e哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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