Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' c* V1 J  f8 Q1 fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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9 T, R  S% [5 j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, S/ `/ N) Z/ C, S7 c9 h% W& o" ?  S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

! G/ C! b& T% e; H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

' C; `  M( r/ D1 ?  z0 D9 f: K This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& {" c3 d5 {, V' j2 C5 [5 P( Pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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* m8 c1 Q; Y5 O3 V) C# `The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 Y% T7 `* j& I: @; w4 Q6 }2 gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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5 G( S- e2 n3 N) i$ |" F' eNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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; r% g1 ]* h7 S$ _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

% Z) X6 M) p( u3 q3 k) g) g' K8 l; r'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( |8 H' l8 ~7 l2 d* f6 n3 Q4 e' ncomes down with four?'

: \  m) c+ M" b+ c. M" E6 ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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2 c: a: o0 q/ e3 w- }! ?$ ~% jLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 H$ ?- G) C! z; I4 Q# O>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

2 G2 I6 j1 Y9 a' |: g- u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 t* r. c4 Y+ Q- _>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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% z9 z, z" Q! C; d* E  x6 ^: C6 P>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* j" s1 K% ~1 d>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( a' f$ q0 p. O/ ~8 Q2 L6 J0 x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 v# X4 q8 d# {3 x$ Q6 B5 E( B" i" tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 L; w# L! ?, Z% othe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; K) R% Z3 S$ V5 N. A0 H“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 m) j3 w; t1 n+ [1 d2 [1 ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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" C2 Y1 s( w0 T/ f: \" A+ i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 Y" C8 Q) d. ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( H' Z; _1 \, y; M真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


( B* b& ?* }- C, c- @全盘接受一下。

1 g3 }+ d7 `7 S" [真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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, h! R! \2 ]  W" t0 ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

* {; u- X/ x" V你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* t/ M4 s& Q" E9 j3 u9 n  U6 T) D0 t真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 s! L% N7 }) F: X( P9 M她是大学教瘦？
: e4 Z! k& Y. c! `( u大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 s; a' u- `7 a% |" K: g5 t4 q5 e说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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