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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a  V2 @+ C# {" t" ~, c
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. , I! j6 o( s* F$ p5 Q1 k8 F
  
: C# }% {) P. K( S The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! g* m* _, c" c/ [/ H he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 Q2 Y0 q& M* Y9 b  ] lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# A4 z' E0 f, s, ~ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 f' s8 M& P2 j$ b+ Eyou pay me only $5. ' k% w# B3 X! e& v& x" \  o( p
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I* Z1 J, Q8 ]! v8 {
will pay you $500. 8 t9 {* X% f9 B) u2 H
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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0 O- O' K" E/ `  k* _5 ~) pThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's9 g0 @& Z, G6 l+ ]6 ]! ]
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% s4 j! h6 N$ vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.- l. n. z0 F8 x- \5 {

+ B  P# _4 J) w6 ]2 o# q9 sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 @) m; g5 X, F2 Athree legs, and comes down with four?' 2 L# [7 B, c( i  P! J1 E

5 M, N4 D" i, }; s- B* h/ P; TThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all6 Q6 A+ ]8 h8 }
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all6 z. I" W9 a% K
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour# Z' N5 S1 z6 |
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and6 C3 n+ ?, W: k
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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* Y% f/ O4 T/ H" O  J$ hThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He$ v- g9 c$ H4 ^% z. K  _
wakes the newfie up and asks, * [8 j* t$ e# f0 B: \

3 P/ ]/ O3 P4 s. c'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and& x; N5 F" ^+ L# v6 g: e! h
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!( M$ F' M5 r. c' C3 O- s' Y
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ) b, v- O* _6 ~/ ^. [/ l5 K# K: Y
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# R3 v7 _7 D6 k0 m$ G+ F>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 2 i! V5 N) `- [$ C% Y5 i) S$ o/ l
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) J8 r. a. j% K/ h) j/ N>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct0 H4 s& U% e2 c1 J  x/ e
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 6 p/ o% k! }) a. |8 w( A
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 6 e4 f! F# P: o6 a8 _( `0 f+ x
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ! r9 m- @) |5 I; ^, n& p
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! c8 o7 E7 F* Q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three/ H4 F; G0 U7 o0 [
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 3 E0 c0 s, n6 O  `4 W8 W1 X* J
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the - ~- W( {' a8 Q: \5 v; d
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 2 E/ T( x) P( T- M1 S
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* r' @+ L- u& f$ ]7 a4 xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* ^( ~# @$ ]* S( `, z2 }) U1 m
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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  L' ~9 M5 e5 D  b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
" I( `! c2 C/ A1 e3 \% |- o" t' p“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,; e8 _; ~' @4 F8 a! o. v
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! R3 l0 _9 s* [1 f加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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7 m. A) P! D3 G* i* [" b* W7 s( `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:' C& V- C0 W" o9 u' i0 a- }
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,- Q2 q& i. |1 W- G1 i# p5 A3 m7 r
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

% {: C$ B- l: ]1 t真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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5 v4 @9 |: u8 T6 f全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ) H( ^6 P; B2 y$ e7 K0 d

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# z0 S5 Z, E) H+ t全盘接受一下。

  n" k7 T  S; `# j4 Y真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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. T% W* y) q& E" x' X( ^别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( w- U+ Y% F5 d7 x' S( f  Z( D8 O4 h加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

' `7 r, K! r- c1 {+ ?* _) K6 ^大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 / ?$ h0 |  Z( \. z: S  J7 s
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
9 c& p; o+ Z+ l% p' ?大学教胖还差不多
/ Q. |9 Q$ n! b; e她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 0 J5 K3 L( [" k# t7 s2 o
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ G7 K5 M6 h" {5 s说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 w- d7 n$ A8 N$ J* |- \
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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