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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, Q, L/ ?. U' V# O: S/ d1 vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ V  B! O5 Y5 l5 B$ @' @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* N* Z7 J0 d8 N8 p' B. d3 {5 |the newfie would like to play a fun game. # ~+ ]9 C% ^6 S
  
2 r5 U  R" n! F" @% R) ^) E The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so) `) t1 J  K0 \' e# ~
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  h) R8 j. v* X1 E lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- n4 Z2 L" U7 z7 C3 zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,% r$ E, }2 d0 I5 X. g
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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9 M: K$ r8 n7 E- UThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his6 A# y* b& d1 H* A
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the% g. x" ~7 D( w1 w) s+ o9 M
lawyer.
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5 z& Q: u* f- \- \Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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; Z/ O% q& D0 r  L" i  R/ fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with. x# ~2 f2 D1 g, B  p% @% K. H  H
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all  L2 w4 e% ^" m) m! f
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all$ d+ n. _: [# f; r) V2 v
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour' d9 w& {- i( V3 G) g3 Y, F
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and: v3 K* n* _+ a  M* r
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right6 V5 s, P$ \0 B2 }, M6 j) |1 q
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 Q9 @3 w% L6 o7 z0 kwakes the newfie up and asks, + [/ z2 p+ u& {0 i( W8 O( i, O
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5; X; {+ A$ V$ L6 S
and goes back to sleep.! {  C4 B- c% v0 _4 J4 Y

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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% `4 T+ `  n) X- n* {- j0 l( ]9 `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 3 T# U( G0 B# Q* G" [: ?0 ]
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 3 w, T$ O2 r0 a( o7 a% K
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& t, R- \$ d- P( {- R>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 j8 }  [: t  f4 I>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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* g( l7 h  q- N>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) V! w% I8 F3 Z/ c" g; `% K>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 H; D5 q( i2 o: y( D>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more " \6 t- r" ?, z6 r/ b: O0 R
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% Q, k& R+ ?6 U& i: `. ~  `! l/ P9 G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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2 Q9 l3 _4 k! M; [. S1 F  N( ^>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's " [% z% A7 r: k- w* \9 I) \/ D
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the , X# }2 G9 i( ]* i3 q+ {  H
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 . b2 `2 G; h+ e4 m& v/ G
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a; a: t( J$ }5 \! ^
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% F5 T) r0 Z6 f$ Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' v# N: n5 d$ kthe newfie would l ...

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3 B6 @6 ]; b4 S+ D1 e: h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
' a, m1 s! B; M# I$ Z3 T2 ]“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
* \1 u8 {# n% I0 L. c, E8 o3 ]! F好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 i/ n1 k1 o1 s" T2 R5 o( Z6 Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ i. ~' t  V0 W真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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/ B: I" {" O: C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:) D$ C9 n7 [# `0 W9 w
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,! B2 R6 h1 {, C
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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7 \+ X* W& {6 h* H. V7 K全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 [4 L2 s( X4 q/ d9 S全盘接受一下。

% h+ `# x/ L8 }- c+ m8 E, s真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 & G% Z8 N, _3 `6 ^: x

! W% v8 r! i6 \5 s% q8 g真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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  M& [4 Y" ^! s' l( F) Z别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   ]' }* M; i% N6 a+ O
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 _- {6 P* n' B$ S  J3 K多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ) Y4 ^6 K. M. V; @

' H+ Q0 e) W: j2 Y8 A$ I真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 " ]6 C; B" v) r2 K% O
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?$ H  H/ E! [- T
大学教胖还差不多
4 R5 L2 z) v4 Z她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & v: l: q0 N% A' J; N! j5 s0 h
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; q3 P7 c# a- g9 e6 {
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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