Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& _5 {, t* \9 J: `% [, E5 L4 }# wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 y5 q3 K# Y- n, S9 Q9 H* mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 w% x, ~8 Z* I: U% |5 r/ _the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( Q" B2 w/ R+ [, i2 c# n* j$ | he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* D7 G2 |) m( F6 f# \2 L: bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

: Y( O, |' K  E! p8 a! t3 h You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 q$ U# M& f$ O7 y: \! v2 \6 u1 ? will pay you $500.
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1 t; c9 o$ e0 _! U. y( a; S  n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 J# i0 |0 h9 W" ]The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& L: [2 L- J3 d9 E, S2 Y% b6 M, Fthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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% }1 I! A3 |6 MThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ h7 i; a0 X6 ]pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

5 q5 f' x' ~* K- n0 }6 M; KNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* g3 k- W- j: ^$ jthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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9 b/ O5 e8 ?& c; c5 W0 hThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: O5 Z$ `3 a3 f' Z* b0 f& fwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, O  [  E) C8 Hand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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* S) y9 z& u4 Z: I9 K  KLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

" r2 q/ E5 G  p1 O8 v3 H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- [3 R2 f, I; m( @9 j>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; q; Y8 k8 H7 S" K. M% ^>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 A' @" H( q% Y& Y7 Q>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! q% L" }' a' S# F# i  I' a) D* G$ p>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 H' M0 ~* W  sA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 D8 T/ k0 \( p9 g  k! S$ _5 R4 n, I! lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

% I9 u8 }" ]+ w% G. E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 M8 V, Q6 m: Z  V$ ]! A$ |! ~: W( D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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3 M6 P9 P2 J  E5 \6 d
) L9 m, \% `+ Z( }. j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ l2 q$ d9 L5 ^% S7 t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! D) e/ i& j- E: U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. m. K$ }! e7 P& t% o4 n真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, p# ], G! u4 Q" ?真聪明，偶像啊

" m2 @8 }2 W; ?  F3 p' ?
0 {4 q5 r: \& @; E7 Z' g全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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6 l$ `& n7 ~* F$ `5 N7 T6 Y1 a全盘接受一下。

6 R; Y0 w5 b5 F) K0 E( Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

, X4 c. E' V# v& O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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( B, [; q/ y5 t5 f9 P9 c3 W) @别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



& d8 `# m+ _7 w别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 C9 G% t( {+ Z' a, U多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% ^8 p- O4 v1 v: x4 G真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 s3 s& y% w% `3 ]  M说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. j, b0 x+ N" e  O( e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# ^1 c4 a7 h  C+ G0 y哈哈，你们在这开小会呢