Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ p* E- f! u/ p; t/ |* v$ ?$ T4 c4 d+ othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
3 ?& r6 C) d4 L" A4 h The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 i$ @/ M! f! Y9 @ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 i! I- R2 [" U' \% `& [ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% u7 I; y/ G! l- mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

, V! s" ?  J4 s* y/ s, jThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 u: b3 |. n3 y4 b5 N5 t% P+ fthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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" p: [- v$ X  N0 o3 ]$ r9 |The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

8 R' S" G2 M% E9 ]1 ONow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. a: V- ~& ~' P; F+ r% b6 N4 Tthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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& n/ }2 N  d* q2 F/ b4 F5 vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
% e& Z" W0 C+ N8 {  qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* [" L8 D5 O. Yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 I) \' I6 n) x) fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  P5 R6 E# ^3 }5 g+ j9 mback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
! c( Y. X: v- e* L) J8 ?+ [5 @0 mcomes down with four?'

& U; g, R/ P: V) EThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
( n2 |- a* \  P9 yand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; `$ p1 m& r0 U$ o>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 j, |2 p/ _, f: q6 q$ @0 S>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ S0 o5 p. j2 J" }>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ ?/ p# C0 @* y8 [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 r; {, `- p; s$ _0 r>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 q: h0 L( U0 m9 i- n8 W/ t>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 X( y  N6 f$ D1 ^3 }>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  V* t; c# x" N2 r1 [8 r: N>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  I/ H- H% p' ]8 s" l4 O" T! Y9 N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& I4 @0 A8 d  G4 `+ b/ Y, Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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) o9 x' a/ M0 a& T* [! c好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% G6 |3 k/ W+ k! L% A, s; _6 I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 W' u: ~$ W- V( o- ]# q6 B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 O/ J, `) C' s加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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7 g: r+ R1 z$ l9 i% u' C# t- M8 T4 V& z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 E) ~8 o, z6 W1 k. }9 C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! z4 Q; T* i0 E# B% m# U* J7 Y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

5 {& o* x" Q4 y! a: y' [. W真聪明，偶像啊

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; [( H, @- `8 C& y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

8 T5 A5 G& o. ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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+ |4 t7 n' ?8 |$ M  q4 v* P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

* J9 s3 w1 V- `/ ^5 e8 t你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 V7 i- v' P  ?& u真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 S' v, n7 a) g$ M, O大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% G7 n4 ]$ L1 T- C她是大学教瘦？
) A' Q8 y5 D; ]2 l! F1 H* H大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ L0 u7 W" u' K) v. E0 l5 u7 @说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ d$ s" G4 g9 j8 C哈哈，你们在这开小会呢