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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* C/ h2 O5 A/ u8 U9 a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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" Y& W6 n! t! ]! u9 J1 Ithe newfie would like to play a fun game. ' b* x$ G! \2 f( B2 J% z0 j
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so4 q) K3 M! m- [% W# m$ w& c
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: L8 r, m+ I( H/ o. b6 l' S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ R/ B+ H3 t6 |; sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; I: ^2 J2 ?, ]5 z3 jyou pay me only $5. 5 @# \5 H. G* R+ Y0 v: q) T
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I3 m, ~% f! ~4 T! _2 Y
will pay you $500. - Z0 j& E2 i& d  j- Z# c  O

# _* ?4 C# ^7 |( |% S& |! g. s* H9 i This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' F+ y& N/ V; V! b' F! W5 fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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' c1 ?0 J7 l* p' l$ m9 d* G' rThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% U: D3 ]" z; ]pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
: N# f% i$ T# d6 H/ ulawyer. ( _& k8 b' B' F- z- ?. F

! |5 N0 L5 O+ n4 i, J4 ^5 wNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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3 S& {- C' R# m2 X  l8 {8 w5 s: }He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 \& a' F, H9 S4 l; j$ Mthree legs, and comes down with four?' ) a* i' `) j: a
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all2 c* v' p( M3 p) b  _" _
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all; i# b6 [4 s; c3 @  q3 g% [
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 Y; s7 k/ X. y; _- X/ E5 ?8 a0 Cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' V. d* \3 {8 A2 r0 N* m7 U  Qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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' h3 x9 U/ a+ Q7 R: P: ]The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ q) {& k: ^3 l6 C3 r' dwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and0 G* K- k. b# m4 X3 v; H
comes down with four?'
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) L9 f  T" m3 s* HThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two " @4 ?2 i% v% u; M; v6 @) d
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" W+ ?1 q, |1 l$ s# n5 H9 M>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the / Y$ l  @: ~  @1 @7 L- c" \2 U! Y
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 u6 L$ v$ R% N. S4 `>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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$ {9 a# v3 ?' H0 y; e4 U% E>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 6 y' S/ D* k& r- @6 T  k. v' o0 R, T
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ( v2 u: K4 q. ~6 ~  j
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 1 @) f! W0 l+ q9 ?; b4 u
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  N8 B+ v" l- ?6 u" `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ) d7 J6 m6 D7 h. J! T; I2 S8 G: ?
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" y- s* O, V9 s$ V! V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ ]% t' C$ K: ?( ]2 {- R# [, W>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' r5 T' n' V7 A* e0 W$ {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 Y! x9 K8 L5 w9 k+ O/ R8 P: Z  |
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb1 c  O+ g' E( h4 E' H& a- \
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if% S: S6 H3 k) J3 D
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:4 y8 i( C( a: f# V+ G* Y! P
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
5 U( m- c% Z% U% d9 B' l  S  |* @好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' v# g) p3 }6 o" ^& K+ Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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0 [( b/ j% k# F9 S8 t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
: g% ^! a+ c; [- C7 r% y“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,0 G" y- Y. p; l7 m4 L% ^) J
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

) c2 b5 j9 a, }; T; k9 H5 u真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表   C% X. J: l+ a- S

3 g7 C- d% f; C- G) ]% _真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 " l  T  q1 @- c* q; ?2 l* ]

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全盘接受一下。

0 B5 W6 c) R& `4 Y真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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3 y, h) b; j7 q7 F0 r别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 " u* R8 n. B0 |6 J

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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 ?% a5 b( R) W+ F9 }加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 E% m( j" P0 T0 t; X0 K( f多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / \- b$ q9 O# H0 f2 Q9 h

+ P0 g+ q, y% C* G真博学,偶像啊。

/ z$ j  \1 L; Y& s; {大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ! M- O6 N5 w) ?

( j4 s; s! ]& J' c+ r" L大学教授哦,能不剥削?

7 \& ]* w! R: U, C  p. h她是大学教瘦?
$ q; Z; O% H5 R  K大学教胖还差不多 $ Q3 l# v5 T7 h$ b: L4 {& F' s: a6 D, w
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ ~' E, Y* T/ f! A, n紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: D* `: v5 D: J$ o2 [+ r紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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