Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 M( Z; x9 i4 T* s, Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* L1 a7 {: B% l" ^1 V; r9 Gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
$ ^& }. I) o5 C5 t1 S$ X3 N+ j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  W  @5 m/ O4 }3 s he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 w. Y6 b* k8 w( T+ z6 X8 @ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ {# t# R  P& Z will pay you $500.
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( s% Y, F4 R. y) w This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& T8 d* B3 H9 f# Bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

% `% }. M/ |  u+ rHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 `5 x: `- O( f& j5 i# f% wthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 U* {  D$ g- ]/ t5 V( x5 ~the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# k8 J8 o0 \- Ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* h% {) ^% f' j& M0 G& P- c* Swakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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4 g/ E" j0 m2 ~4 R% eThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
8 A$ E+ s! @8 Iand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

  w+ E" P& H. t) s( H' FLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, e: E7 ~: e/ }4 ]5 b>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  w+ H, ^3 [6 o>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 Q& m6 T8 j# ?>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' `1 w2 X5 f; |>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& X: S: r* _% N: b) k: E& @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ ^; }6 U: E5 V! x. d2 I+ Q) D+ T>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* G% F- }1 ^; b5 M- N/ M, iA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! Z, O9 Q0 b6 }; |7 n5 o: I. `8 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* V9 T  |# @7 C4 [% o& I' Fthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" S0 U  d: s+ ], W4 o3 g! U) V6 ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" X0 k7 I4 t* K6 y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



6 U/ \5 [# B9 {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. R/ F; r$ E+ @/ C& P& U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

! w4 a, M5 ~0 ^+ w全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

  b5 z2 Z! X- \4 ]真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" L& Q8 b5 ]* }, j' l2 N真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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: x& T0 @) x* E7 W" Z  t$ U别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 n) t& ~, _: r9 p) k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 T/ b1 x6 h: n. c  @多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 l8 x! U4 h0 w. r9 d" s4 h* C她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢