Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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5 ~" H/ D$ `. m! d: `8 e The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ P  f+ m( r. l) R! z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 b+ f# N% x; W1 w# _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

( V: r$ \( p. r& a6 i You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. {) @6 R1 Q9 E- o" o; a4 C0 E will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- D0 Q& p  t8 y$ |$ Dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
! y' R5 Z1 ?  e" \* ilawyer.
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5 {+ y* F3 S: `' }% HNow, it's the newfie's turn.

5 q2 K/ I: }# V$ t' Y$ XHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ K, W, N' _/ }three legs, and comes down with four?'

; N" K# D/ [1 W! f( N7 aThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 ]" ^, N+ ^2 q* Q! n, `references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 z6 v) w* W, n5 a4 C0 r7 z  wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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' t: t1 w* }1 W7 M) o1 fThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 C1 J! x* F5 `; B$ v% mwakes the newfie up and asks,

! W6 T1 ?; k( A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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+ H  \$ x$ l4 [) ^% B( qThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

+ u7 U+ f: Z; q$ r% Y# FLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( z) }+ ]) v4 }1 S+ q5 v6 \>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% a& k# R/ y" x5 F>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; n% q% O! W% b1 b/ F>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 c" _8 S. y- o1 e: I>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" t& F2 X+ g# f, A>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 _0 ^; l+ g5 M$ Q, \, Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

, Q9 z5 t% C: n0 ?8 L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 I) t, T1 V7 T4 N9 {) I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. O& Z; G( N% w1 z真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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1 g1 D2 O5 R$ \9 d2 |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 D' `" Q- ]$ m9 R" ]2 I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 b4 E$ l/ O( c" ?/ C- U' I真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, v& g! G) M* |; u8 x; P. {, E真聪明，偶像啊

+ n. {9 M5 `2 x: t' c全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

' I  K; ~- p2 Q) `( x8 }真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! l* j4 R( n; W  r: m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

  [, k- U4 _. g% I/ |+ u真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# l% m: Y- W% t0 {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
. U  `* u6 X0 E( |; d  v  d2 J大学教胖还差不多
3 z, j' S% V0 c2 _她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  N! w6 d; n9 X1 b5 O说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' U' Z. v" q! }; P$ c1 M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢