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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ Q* }/ M+ A4 n' F% I4 l
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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- i, P4 t4 D2 q& s; u* l! h The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so, z: \: \8 s# U2 }  d$ c
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The" f& K& w/ A0 R/ H, v9 q
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 }# N" d( N' D/ G4 a4 [% a. g  Cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 ?8 a0 B6 ~2 z1 D! B# fyou pay me only $5. ; q- J- E6 e% }) T9 t
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I- j. V6 J- X$ N( v
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep5 G- m0 x$ I; w' p
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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/ `) i3 a: o  y0 V' _# nThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 |( f4 K2 z3 F# \the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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# d+ c! k' N5 H* z) ~The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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- N- s5 \  P8 w& e# \/ VNow, it's the newfie's turn.- o4 ?) V+ ^" W2 q, x8 L$ |

: L3 G8 E) n* [; d9 v$ @, [He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with) l. v/ ?9 m$ h' m5 ^: n. b
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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- `8 B. Q4 X: ^) D  s& Tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour4 B$ D5 g/ P4 @& Q" y! z
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and/ c9 N$ b" R- F: G1 d, a( r2 f; K: @. {
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right) z' X6 j) `! o/ T$ Y
back to sleep.
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wakes the newfie up and asks,
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; i% g# L# o6 F: Y1 Y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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4 [+ a/ d: a5 k2 iThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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& N7 o( ]( b  N  I0 }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two $ d: E4 L! a( k3 M. d$ k" X5 y
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason . o3 A; C  F7 S
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# ~. T' @; t! U% U- W. u>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, + S- v9 m% I: [
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# I! m3 N4 @$ s>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
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+ i% o: o* t3 p9 u8 g>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more   {: X7 ?( z+ g' z7 |8 s$ r
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 7 K  ]: R$ O$ @2 W( P
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three" B: \  `. k; z8 U  T) q) x
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's : C: X7 t9 G2 O' W4 S* \- V
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ) L& O1 Q6 z: @8 p" e/ F
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 : K6 R8 `- ]' g( ~
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ @( S9 `0 u# r7 E+ {3 L) G( Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb3 ^9 x1 }1 S8 {- W( i
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if6 u  F2 {( T+ P' N
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:' N2 t( d7 h0 _1 u+ h' |
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" T: Y( u! F0 @$ T  G好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 5 L) U% J8 @* M
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 * ~# X5 g- O9 ]) l+ q' V+ {

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“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
% B, C; M5 x% L9 M1 F1 ]7 b好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 K- g; G( W& S
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真聪明,偶像啊

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9 g9 R6 E9 a! U+ t, g9 S5 k5 e2 }全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 S* l5 d* c* N- J7 V6 M- D9 v全盘接受一下。

+ _3 S1 C, K8 G. _4 S真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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4 v) l. D2 W% r7 h8 j% x$ `真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

! d( l1 ~3 }! P' i- J你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " [4 \# Y, D9 C2 h+ S# ]6 Y
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- F1 n, G5 `+ t* V多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

. r( R) g% R5 J! L$ Y大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?" l. R3 A, O. u8 U5 N6 ^/ k
大学教胖还差不多 1 `$ `; N$ z) k  L
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" d# ]  O5 d0 _$ |* s6 q  X) [0 M紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 g( \8 J0 |" L8 o$ D3 H  `0 O说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 - a7 O1 b$ ~' z/ n1 `
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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