Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" m8 T9 ~1 [( O# a1 s0 S! Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 a8 S1 `/ b% _8 rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& ]/ e  V, X# ~) M! Rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 ?) g" \+ q0 B2 y) V8 N he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 x! F! C' q) O- s, g lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

( {# k; k: J/ {3 }The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) Q3 S9 `7 k0 b" W5 B& d: F- Y* }the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

7 C% w- s: p. g8 K. G" I3 v( fThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ a7 p8 l2 X7 p+ ^pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

# d  b0 J& K2 sNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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- ~4 y" F$ o- a% l  PHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

9 k' h$ L( d3 N# [- YThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 }1 W1 u' |7 L& ]9 k0 Q, Z; Nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) o' i) x1 X5 I, T4 Rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. E2 U* Z9 v, \- c0 H0 d8 Uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% R6 [, d+ J$ x! I" `! q9 mback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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4 K1 O* {; [; ?( S: h4 _'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- u, }% I. o  D! Y6 n1 Q; d( Y- _comes down with four?'

; R+ d' }" o  q6 R$ [$ f, h4 O: w# EThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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# b) @8 u! d  `% `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' R9 N' v$ d; L>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 g% a$ j) f& Y3 S2 w>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' T( X$ s* }9 P>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 d; k: i; U$ |( v0 b7 O1 y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  J. x+ w9 N- L! K& n>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ w) R7 X* E! L! q  m- b% K: t+ A>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
+ d2 R1 `  X7 O, T: ^* r4 G# y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 U) V' _" o5 {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 k! y: x' [* _- I1 [$ Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; ?6 c' h+ `" Q+ D; q/ ^) r2 V, rthe newfie would l ...

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/ H7 w) W  j4 e: o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) f! ~8 x) {+ O+ {# }+ a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 G3 J2 S/ s- m! w% G) L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 g; r& L+ c/ Z5 k1 r% u5 z3 s加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* u9 t, b+ w0 D8 v6 O/ |真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



0 }3 O+ [: Q# T- Q0 J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 p  }& c" c3 u3 C, z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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+ L+ Z' Q# [+ h0 g# H. E! e' x* \  f全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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: h) a( R4 I' \3 x% h/ `4 ]/ J7 Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) e: N; k' I0 k/ m( l& w$ a加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* H8 f9 K0 ^7 _4 g* a1 X多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ u& \3 H& x4 n0 f* ^" I$ D/ }真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
0 W4 L' q+ o* j! g% T, a2 o6 E& k大学教胖还差不多
! r6 A1 C3 \5 G& C她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 f% q; R) A7 h- _9 I, s紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# b1 d# P7 i4 |4 \1 V说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# a' _6 O- H+ D$ X紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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& a- S: t+ I1 y哈哈，你们在这开小会呢