Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, @% S9 y: A) z2 |' B( x8 K1 Kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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# Q- _- O9 ^, Z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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  z, E: l, q& nThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  M3 O, ]9 a6 B, C/ j; M% q- }# zthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

  f0 C8 Q" \* v& V. J; tThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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+ e- W0 b4 M4 \* w9 a. nHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 N- A( w: ?% E: Oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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7 M: q" z" M. FThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! ^' l0 k+ Y% G9 x+ Pwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

, ]& h/ K# h/ x8 j- xThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
$ ~' ^8 Q/ J' J* n! }6 Aand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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( d: h& s5 h4 s: ~3 ?0 J# n! ZLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 s( T) l4 @  L5 [; a# r* S) `>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ ?8 F# c" \3 @4 q  ]>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* Z/ B: ]! v) k; l>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. m& u: K! v2 A9 T6 r* O: v9 Y# i: G>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

9 O, @( L1 h  ^8 `. c* }& M$ X>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. U8 _+ d# C) |6 h; W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ m1 ]+ B' ~" a/ H1 ^. ^' S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
# z2 [6 j4 {9 }" k$ e  R+ {& EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ v8 X8 P2 ^. ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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6 T1 N; t' U; D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 d' Y# Q' o3 r, m“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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& a! B1 x% n; X# c- K. ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ z! [) n; C8 S+ a  R“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 Q' G" }# x9 Y- v) I* N# Q# [真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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, }3 z2 r; x6 @全盘接受一下。

& V" Y' K0 Z  i4 `7 @0 I% A真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; C) m% s7 x. c9 K' M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 w& S5 E  ]# Z, ?' R& L. j9 a  K多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 \- H4 y5 o3 ]# F真博学，偶像啊。

& ?6 Q* u, r) B5 G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

6 R1 f, K& O) z0 c+ ?3 n( e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. |: I9 _, }8 I4 y5 h" u) I她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; [* ?" x1 I& P* q) n说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) A; @5 t$ e9 ^6 p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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3 o/ c, I  r2 K, S- a, v. r哈哈，你们在这开小会呢