Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 C* _( E& h6 wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 i! h0 a$ l4 t' i5 T. Dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 `, Y+ f7 P8 p9 Wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 v) v2 \& F1 i( Lyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' v, n2 L. i* B' t( K% rthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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. e! ]/ o% U: nThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 j7 ~1 W4 l) k$ ?9 ~the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 S& j  ~: D: M# Ylawyer.

' _* j) n9 U8 ~! ]Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ j% G' ^9 [2 g8 B6 q- |' vthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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0 h$ A8 ~' }& PThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. N1 \% b2 M- f' l) v& _' {1 Gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 q) s8 K9 C9 L  }" B7 B* Z$ lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ F) }. x+ L6 m& `2 r- Fwakes the newfie up and asks,
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& h7 [' O3 j8 b2 w1 G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

9 p. X! x9 P7 ?, O3 j# D) DThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

$ P7 A: P; R' N" u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ K, b! I/ F) s+ R  j6 \7 c>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 d+ Q9 \* A$ Y* I7 Y5 ^  }: K>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. i  ~9 r% i; \  r4 f2 J>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 W1 c4 c+ W' ?& }- E>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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$ U, K- U5 A1 ^7 x  ^1 G>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  y0 ^  X' o' @>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( M+ y; A' j& _>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

4 R& `( I4 W: J1 K>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& S; B' ?7 Q+ s$ A" K$ i2 }2 S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 o, A$ o4 U1 j6 P8 h' v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 _* |! O/ X! ]" `>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, o9 p& p! q5 L, m& jthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 x5 }, x; z9 G3 K( T" \* U0 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

. L2 G" C0 p) I( t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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) K  W) B% M7 D# K1 a别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

, O7 r2 j8 s' y5 p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% `0 ?! c. c7 f  S3 B她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. l/ U3 N; \5 v紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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3 T5 w) @8 T' Z, F* N" u5 y/ M哈哈，你们在这开小会呢