Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, s, A; ^) t! |; I+ v  {# Zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 |/ y8 @/ A; y1 I& a  n" O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ [6 o# s( O- k8 ` lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ j; V; S& y+ n# C1 ?& lyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, \6 ]# y+ ^. `$ G0 Lthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( [4 t" L: M2 Q3 i2 D4 r0 H' f* othree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 {9 ]! y: x& }( e. Y5 G- m* areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; l3 D* G2 s8 i7 ~hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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* `5 D1 n* b/ p, dThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! V+ D9 P! ?5 T+ g6 V: hwakes the newfie up and asks,
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" c* r, @: b* G% g- ]'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& ?3 W" E" X2 N  h) tcomes down with four?'
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7 i' E& k, t3 `3 m" ^8 mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

7 R7 D$ _& F2 H) ^  RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) m- t3 j$ L4 t% k; z+ u, \, F, M% [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  _5 W& g( ~* P3 Y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- F) k2 j3 ~) |1 N- t, m>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 V& k( l+ D, A" }>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 `, V2 {" C& X>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' {& n4 r+ s" K+ h>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: T' J( c6 y( B9 j9 [# j>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 L1 Y, |7 }4 T" V5 R4 y0 F; xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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* Z" R' n- D- t9 F2 _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



8 w/ D8 k2 l/ a9 {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) o2 `' T9 K1 I2 X! Q4 O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; ^, S+ q! X6 O真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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6 F1 v) D: I; `# y( }全盘接受一下。

8 _# V5 L, b" e& H真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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, ^- p1 ~9 z( v- l别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 P5 {7 J6 I4 U/ U( d$ X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 ]4 z5 Y' f. A, q( m, J真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
1 W  i: c. ~2 {( b6 ?. S大学教胖还差不多
$ ^1 R2 q  H+ L6 C. ?+ b她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% Y5 y3 X1 `8 Y8 W# G* h% \哈哈，你们在这开小会呢