Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- b! q2 q$ J4 ]9 v+ c7 }long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: ^( f+ c0 [& P7 gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% d7 N) `1 @8 O- P% r3 Gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
: u* e( b6 v6 v The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: m6 X9 s. |' X2 i0 v2 I. \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 t+ `" f! B" S: j* ~: Nyou pay me only $5.

' l2 V* O5 |: ]0 l6 w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* v6 M' j) S7 |' K7 J0 y( c; B# vthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

* E% h' E9 I) J8 C. ?The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ u5 [0 n) T4 `. @1 Y" vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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  t9 o# v$ ~& H' r2 [The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 S) H1 L! G: V# r" m+ gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

) x+ E. M3 v6 X9 WNow, it's the newfie's turn.

9 @  b6 F; E8 s! Y9 CHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ I/ k' g+ G8 e/ r5 z+ vthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, X) F( i4 U9 w0 x% v; }of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) Q) F0 C# D* T. Hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

2 D! c  g' s2 R. H9 gThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# z" X' m! J/ M* _wakes the newfie up and asks,

1 W- Y, E1 r, ~! R& `) d. ^9 I$ S'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
, ~0 Q! v! M4 r& @1 T$ Bcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ R& n6 R* j# n# g9 g! j>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 x2 i9 x2 @) \2 Q% L$ c4 E>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 r3 |  c8 `( _, N) o+ a>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& O% U/ S2 w; R1 l8 M2 \2 J>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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) U+ b) c- Q9 J" h$ V& l+ Q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 x9 A' m7 L4 J4 ^5 X>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' h" M0 d: [! f1 fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  o) q) U) n0 l, G: g+ G3 x3 gthe newfie would l ...

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# F8 {0 v; U# {9 g* C& q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' ?4 y8 q9 Y9 S, R- v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% R, z1 \, j% h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 p+ p; ]; h$ y5 \6 _1 T真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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+ _; E* e1 q7 J9 }4 |真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ H( a# U0 {6 H# @3 M% j5 }7 \别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ I1 g& q) L' K, H! ]2 x( Q7 T你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 ]* x- {! I5 L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 p, p" D0 [& r1 e; Z5 y真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
8 i/ \  ?6 s7 E  m大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 N- k, o; G8 L' |! f: T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢