Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 L) [8 ]$ C7 Z* N6 b2 w$ j  f7 Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! W; }* ]0 \' F( u  I) [' Z, f( p1 mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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% p0 F# y  X, N/ U% c The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 H8 z6 z, r% ^0 ?. _3 ]# Bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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# H$ b# Q- D6 z& }7 w- h You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
! ~! [! X7 Y; N' a. |: ` will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  q/ T7 G0 @& _& cthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

8 s) U& M# k. j2 H7 GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" }1 z+ |7 a4 C/ s. F" B. E4 Rthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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5 _8 ]8 A- _4 b5 x& wThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
" z) _. G! X* t1 B. spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
! L. t3 M; B* J1 _* V& Plawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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# ]* a% X( o) M4 eHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 \2 E% e! X/ U9 G3 m; Fthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) X: p& S- A+ I7 Z4 ?# L. pthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) v# q1 A4 P4 d7 Q5 Mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# [  R0 m/ Q  v& \) T, T/ e' j! v# Nback to sleep.

$ H0 n. F- ^) P) ~" `The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 s0 u2 b0 D- G7 z/ Vwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 B& d4 D# T& e/ hcomes down with four?'

+ x( R1 ?; |- cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

4 J7 d% }% C% b$ n' {/ L, \Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

" B+ N  I6 d, R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 S& v9 \! r$ a>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 D. x7 F5 M% t: n9 S>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; K- h7 i! d4 l9 X/ e7 e>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

' a) M% Y9 n" z) T% c2 I8 `) g>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ x' C& I9 f: s$ x- v' H2 u>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ \# P5 m2 z* D( ~>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! Z* n2 t& l) H1 M* o% R% h- C9 vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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: M7 }2 I* i  O- l+ U2 b7 e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& ^% A9 K8 T& H# q, R0 R“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



/ \" R# O% E4 E1 x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ f, a% S3 r# j! G) V6 N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 i6 `3 J' `! O% C好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

9 }( q/ s4 _6 L: b真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% c8 M) B. ^2 K# M; X真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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9 k; d5 Z+ u1 I0 v! H+ {全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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% ~4 l6 C% g6 M真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ N' \. U8 K9 M" K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 b: p4 k. x, F  f真博学，偶像啊。

5 z2 X& S. U" `8 q7 H* G- T+ @! H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

, O7 z1 _$ Y- b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
0 J/ H# F3 i( V大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢