Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 L3 ^1 s" r' ?9 O$ u3 p& L3 o- Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ u+ ^; w2 Y+ n2 q( X' sthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
( M& Q/ Y, Z9 k7 f" r/ H* |8 d The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* u+ j# z3 a7 p$ b) Bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 {( ?, Y# }) g8 y' p9 ayou pay me only $5.

, P  ~2 h5 }; w* Q& x7 b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% }1 y/ I# O9 t' R; ~% ~the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

- M6 m- d: \' YThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

5 z6 O* \8 n- t7 UThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
' {3 K- o- E; o6 D0 Y7 w5 g/ ^lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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- H4 q& R4 c) h5 A9 P! G- ^3 MHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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2 l, e$ ^: g! Z% K6 _( XThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! T4 i. }- g; I( e' Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 c8 s9 n) N' L/ ?7 V% f2 z; H! Uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 E3 ?8 H( s1 A) S% a8 j) xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 c  T% g7 H5 V  pback to sleep.
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- l2 g: x- H5 f+ C' D: V: NThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

9 S) S  @8 M4 O7 lThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
7 y, u% N0 \! M+ R, F, p6 S: Xand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 B8 t! q! A7 L; b- e& b' O& f. E>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' m4 ?% C3 H- O  q( f>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# F! _- |% ^2 b>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" D' G. ?3 j: j) b& S>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
# q! h% M0 Y) l& f( `+ ?>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 g1 j7 ?: P& \; O>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ |& \; L( b* ?) ~6 ]& J$ l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, H* }/ b1 g/ D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 {: i5 C5 _8 Q2 R8 y! U( ]3 U. K“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* U$ c# ~* O; ]) {  V4 h0 c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

1 Z3 h5 [' r8 S真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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5 Q0 H4 d& b0 @5 q2 @全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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* f  _8 i$ X3 c别把我往坏路上领啊。

. z) _" j7 P3 R你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 z3 f$ L  i5 {5 ?) c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( L0 M0 A) D7 s4 b多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 O8 V4 ^& a+ o* x: a2 v- a真博学，偶像啊。

& f1 R, v+ H) g0 e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ G( W4 q: f4 o* r1 {% S$ N5 \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" ]7 c) _5 ?/ r! V+ L( X+ s她是大学教瘦？
4 H7 g6 X, J4 L) T8 P- w9 ]( L大学教胖还差不多
: M2 W6 g' J$ _: N4 M' p7 Z& c她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* t* v/ _& ?. Z$ C( m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* L' m4 R# {; h, T说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 o) x/ k2 W6 z- q5 K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢