Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 c2 X) F1 k" A; @2 ~) o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, {4 j. \) O* e/ y7 {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% o+ z) D  n/ K% Y& X- Zyou pay me only $5.

& b2 E/ S2 e8 p# T- D* {2 U/ T You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
8 m9 v! ]3 V$ c will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& ?- S& l1 R. e* h- K) jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

- C7 C: L# N1 G8 z% i- e& g! Q) zThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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- J( b4 P/ F# U$ H, e! bHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 ^3 s$ D% M5 c. G! S2 [5 x6 Hthree legs, and comes down with four?'

+ f7 H, E7 I/ O6 G% j4 U( rThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  i$ W" U8 ~. d- Q# ?references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. R5 T% O8 N8 O* Vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 w0 g  l' t* a9 O5 R8 [! rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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# s# t( O5 j0 T( s3 f3 C( \5 U) `. A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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4 r+ a! s" Z6 l  i  r3 L" yLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
2 _+ K! |/ }' @4 @: u6 C  U$ g( e>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

. }  M6 m$ V* a9 U, R! g  |3 o( b>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" L' z/ m# |1 V: J. M6 p>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 E- G& O- j* I>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 G# F) B. J- A5 J0 N; z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% n  x9 u* c: L6 E>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' S3 b7 W0 ~: i7 h. b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, f) E5 z+ j) l$ U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) v/ f& J. M" h) @>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 R+ ]8 y( s: a7 ^' N9 L3 along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( d5 c, L6 K' E8 n) Q) o# {* fthe newfie would l ...

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5 ]6 U  m- p; N6 \( y6 ~& ?; b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 O9 x- g# H0 @) S* d) [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' z$ |% }( ^2 ?# z; L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" j6 _1 o! k2 f+ Z- W# F真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: Y7 w* Q0 q4 ]# z1 L1 _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ N/ T5 ?) l/ D& x: a" @; A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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; ]$ U7 f: _8 I+ n9 [6 ]' C; J全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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8 V0 F, c5 K0 d, K, X! a全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

  c( }# X8 P, Y/ |6 r# j你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 M+ U7 d: a9 q- [  s" |: c多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; R( K$ b: d/ C8 W9 m: y1 z5 n) [7 \1 r真博学，偶像啊。

2 B7 g* @. z4 i: x  i$ J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

# \9 O) O) p( L( Q) o* N大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& b, ]0 |* x5 D% o- W: F/ @她是大学教瘦？
) n9 p* Z% t% H6 L3 S大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 D: Y- F* P# b: @1 ?$ ]7 }哈哈，你们在这开小会呢