Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 I& v4 r- Z6 o0 Q' bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, h" t3 C9 ~9 Wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ I! g! K2 T1 j4 A' b& z2 Pthree legs, and comes down with four?'

: V, j3 ]) i( b; u" J) d! W( aThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: P/ o0 X1 n8 Q& [" X8 \7 hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

2 [7 {: L" N) k9 {, y2 X7 Y) E( xThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

0 ?" g6 \( f0 V% {! O* T; y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

$ O* K+ T" D' |  gLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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2 A* E5 n( s+ D2 A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
6 A( l8 y/ n% E% F# S; r>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 F. c& e. I; X, y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% B8 X7 T1 x( F/ r1 w0 q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

8 I* n6 x; }4 W. r- o>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 d8 Z1 \' \+ J3 \- Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" |4 K, l; c2 T>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 R9 G" O# z$ C) n- Y6 W( o* |- fA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' i3 v9 w5 X1 D5 ^! F4 T. m8 uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, K5 r1 U8 O, c9 W1 H% @) N. x4 ythe newfie would l ...

! Q6 F) f1 j! ~( c' Z: C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. r! `$ k/ P  ]  f8 `“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

8 H- e7 }3 C9 V: J  Z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 E& G" L" A6 I# A1 V) @& }$ f真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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3 Y/ Q! q1 o8 O$ v$ ]# r全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' e/ j+ U( D: ]9 f7 V多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. H  N& |3 m" d2 N0 c真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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$ L! ~9 T0 J" c$ M: {- J哈哈，你们在这开小会呢