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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 o9 c! L0 f# ]8 ^* X" slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb' s- D( Q/ ?% E/ K
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if! w7 l4 I) K+ s! C
the newfie would like to play a fun game. : f# J. k% g+ W2 |6 t
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 N1 s4 ?' g( I+ Q5 |+ B he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The. ^% L1 G1 W- I$ B" p
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 v7 T4 i& q' z$ a: b) q& Nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# W& }7 D9 X0 kyou pay me only $5.
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1 [  a2 k$ F4 y+ a  H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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) o7 I7 v- f$ ]! c) x: [& n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 ?- P7 @. [; w% m- `the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 h9 _, }& p! y: S# OThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& f) n0 Q1 M  e2 Q" Uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 6 _, r/ x" {$ I& Y- D
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his$ d0 t& T6 M! j5 d
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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  s3 M/ Y4 t$ _* z: i( YNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with, M$ K/ U0 k6 i- f# z) G
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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! y3 k6 t$ y' e3 SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" t) U& {2 e. X: G$ @6 q& Kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  ?: K" \7 i( F9 t  N( ?hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right% s6 M0 T5 I% Q9 s- S, g
back to sleep.
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$ i  b% E4 ^- {$ G3 |4 eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He& V8 l. y; U9 H! p& O
wakes the newfie up and asks, 0 `2 E7 G4 W4 l

( V' S# X9 O) g'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and1 \! x7 _) h! W5 w% h2 o3 }
comes down with four?' ; ~8 k) d1 v5 B% L  o# ^6 p5 B  H9 u
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!7 H8 @) c' H; ^
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the8 \; B9 _) q2 H4 K0 Z3 {

: x8 J+ B9 p8 Q) g' k4 k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 ^) u- K5 H! ?! G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 d$ j: d2 j$ P1 x>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 3 u) J8 p. C  a7 c# }, ]
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 9 J$ k: Q/ ?7 B
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct& i$ Y) r4 u1 M! E! O' ~

4 |) J" H( R( S5 d, y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 9 k) f( j+ ^5 |4 }# k0 A
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& L* n9 X  H8 _7 Z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( F1 r+ ^3 V5 {4 ~" V8 }% c>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 `% {! ^7 s- b" E>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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/ o) @/ r/ e  k" W$ Q* F- [>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ' a; k' R: q  r2 ?, ]
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. j9 w$ l# {  x! Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ! _/ _& d2 _+ _  N  Q0 z  A6 d
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 B* p/ Q7 }# s7 F1 E1 \A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a  C& z. u/ x/ O, `: ?
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb. [8 q& E$ x" e
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if' Y' ~- `  T; n/ N* A- S
the newfie would l ...
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: d' f2 @, Y$ l4 d8 N! e# ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:# Y4 |2 n( q, V% Z+ t! P+ h
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,6 @" Z* ^  C. o
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# _% N! a8 B- [& U# A9 ^4 R加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 1 l, A3 R1 X; ?9 z/ \" D

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
, o3 n1 ]4 e& X“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
- c( ~1 f5 u, t5 g$ S好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

! M6 N. R  s, L真聪明,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . e+ L  v+ K) y& S% I

5 k, P: a6 `# v真聪明,偶像啊
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9 y" q6 c. U7 B3 ~6 u全盘接受一下。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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4 M7 V/ _9 n  L* M- ~0 s4 {别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

3 l  C4 R5 C0 @& ?你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * j3 Q& q. ~+ k( O, D% P8 }1 m) K4 o
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; u9 _% d$ {/ D1 l& B( _6 v
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ! v; U1 \4 N& r+ ~( N

8 r; S: R* ?  m( ?7 f大学教授哦,能不剥削?

8 |$ N& }% A6 O+ W* X" }  `& L她是大学教瘦?
4 g6 K1 O# a9 }9 T大学教胖还差不多   V  t2 f. E  K' A$ V, Z
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 m. d' f, ~5 y0 R3 }$ ^6 k$ i' U紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 M3 D& D& |2 @' F5 H紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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" D2 i5 n' Z$ K1 A( E8 _' v哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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