Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
, {) B. C" a3 `! L The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 X+ f9 D: @3 K. x( i0 e4 U he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! v; x# ^) h, ?you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( D+ W  f% G* P will pay you $500.

2 s8 I2 a9 h6 U) X" U) M7 @9 s; e, f This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

% j% Y7 C, B3 IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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( C7 L: w) n' MNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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! y, u/ P: L/ Y' o/ OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

) Z; r% V1 g9 o& c, m0 X$ h; jThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" P. V0 W  ~. P+ @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( G) w% i3 K# A* n7 j6 {the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ _0 U; a9 }) C4 G# |3 t3 R: ~hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 u& R# T: S$ j$ f8 T/ ]7 Nback to sleep.

( [% {9 E& h4 R0 y. ^1 J9 V) \4 WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  c3 l8 l+ H0 S1 z+ vcomes down with four?'
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3 A2 i( d+ W3 y& h% FThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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* C- k9 x$ z5 L7 V5 g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ p" i5 D7 y6 A- Z5 o4 g>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 a% J9 z5 r' J" F$ D) [>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

9 T; j3 f. H1 C>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! s/ s+ l6 F  C7 v>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 ?4 a& l% K0 p2 D" r4 x& M>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 g! o6 Q* U; \% J% g* W>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 _; u4 C* l! l( k6 M; ethe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( w- N, U4 \: h! r; B; w, S! r- ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ w( D5 X9 R( p好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* @( n, t/ y% K真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



) d/ H6 E5 C, b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

9 ]0 ^7 A8 U+ k5 Y( b$ I真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. R1 l8 r8 G7 B, X6 Z: d3 F) C8 Q0 g真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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8 H# t6 r# T. E" O( H! R. i4 _全盘接受一下。

. m7 i9 t+ u* [, Z1 g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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& C: ]1 M2 ?5 k真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! o0 F! [7 W1 B0 ^- m) q) l9 v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 e) Y: e5 H, O多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
4 N0 h% b3 V2 f4 Q3 J大学教胖还差不多
' G; L$ C- a2 b她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 K) W" \! i9 A/ v3 C" r6 ]; e4 ]+ z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 A5 C5 P2 g% F5 X0 g+ ?哈哈，你们在这开小会呢