Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" J7 v- y7 C% T9 |) n7 a8 D9 vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% \2 `5 ~- I- |3 J$ S# ~( T' p+ t6 w5 D( pthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  U. F4 y) ]& b9 n9 U he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 B/ Z6 O7 H4 p6 q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 ]* _# p* K8 Y, myou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% k3 t% h! Y0 @, P3 Dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ s: l$ x/ _+ O! c. Wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& G6 e- {9 G& a. H5 [( z0 Bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 G* X& M( o  |1 J; Y8 {lawyer.

) q8 L* B% @. d# ?Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. B" a- ]' M9 C* P4 n7 rthree legs, and comes down with four?'

% Y+ F5 S6 K. J3 }- c8 u( YThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 X7 d4 {0 k% E3 ~# l# h  h" nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
; o% [2 W$ B; x; A5 y2 Q+ Qback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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6 v1 k7 y8 t; @4 a. I'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 D/ D$ D# }; \' R: v  {8 {comes down with four?'
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" C/ W& `6 @  O. {. ^# JThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

+ v! q7 o  P, f1 |1 RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; y" }5 Z. P0 F( X" I: W8 c>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: x4 x! i0 b8 W% n, d>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. H# ?( b  u( v; }" T>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- T# ^* y- Y" X, Z1 i4 g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 w8 \& L, `$ K& s* j6 d$ p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 r/ {6 f8 w; W' ~: \; P, |8 Q# S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. i& D7 @: o* R5 nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; N; p; u$ d8 X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. Y: ]! p! w1 a  s真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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. O, ?( R/ m! J0 }. c全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

* D. e5 g" M- \. W真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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. B0 _! E+ u. g8 P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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- P4 Z/ T5 v7 B  Y; Y- p. Q8 I别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



6 }8 N1 ~, \3 q- j+ R/ m  \1 T别把我往坏路上领啊。

% ]; Z, P. m! Q+ d9 ~3 e" c% N你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ D/ r0 @0 l+ F  Q6 M7 b* e# Q真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
8 ^' r3 \- \/ d6 @8 ]9 P# x# `1 s大学教胖还差不多
  F0 n# S" v. A# k: }! Q0 I她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 V, y$ H. n$ I/ e- o/ h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢