Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ a% [/ n8 x  v# D& [" K# {5 kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ f, y, I! [0 r# s7 g he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 k( R& X7 N/ U' g/ V. n lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

" `" p5 F( W0 k You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

$ w' X' B# |( G. K8 B This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' L/ W& }% s5 A. |5 _3 c# s/ ~the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

" z6 ]( ^$ v! l: T% k1 {* Y$ F7 \The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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9 G* t# }3 B) r( HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

! x. a1 U* I  r; dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: W  m- u- t& t% Qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 d$ w( n0 }! q' e: X9 dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
" {2 Y, A. Z/ jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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& H* U/ f; y% g4 r0 _; L" MThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

0 W8 t& x# Z3 x- m: CThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 D# v% Z- _) b" Q2 {>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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! x2 W3 N3 O2 _" I% m+ d>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( |8 a# j% ~  u>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. q8 p+ W& G! Y# C# U3 w>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# j" Y  v! Z' ?. x3 h  ?: b" m>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' G- r7 z8 @( h9 w>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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9 [! ^9 r$ k# p5 [>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 ^; b* a9 s* i  U3 B>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 L1 Z& a" g) s0 n>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, |: U/ L; X5 x6 ?$ A4 s" h" k# y8 elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% z' T: I# {: e" A3 M3 wthe newfie would l ...

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6 w( {+ j' P5 N0 T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, D) ]  l( I$ O5 j, W+ J好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" z# J7 Y$ O2 W% L- w1 M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! S8 R- L' m# G8 v+ u) I真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ V5 v1 O( w- N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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; I) r6 I+ B# ]9 m/ n  X别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


- D& I* r! D. N" t
别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) U, |1 k  f9 X- G, H多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
( W( o# s5 [. X! m$ D$ n& T大学教胖还差不多
* u. V" n7 f  _$ q! p( [- B她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* h) I* A/ ]& t$ q  u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  n5 O$ R+ g  }7 S2 f说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* |+ v; H% t0 P2 m$ u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢