Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 `4 H) |2 [! u5 d  [
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, u5 |/ W9 V# d: G8 m  O
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if$ O0 |4 H' n! P% ^
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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6 G" }7 L/ ?) r" E$ G$ |; r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. c# A- r& y* T8 t: X$ v he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 C+ [  y. c1 Z: |+ i lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I6 U' v" T- D2 z# R' q
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" v2 [  a2 Y& `8 [" T: y0 _you pay me only $5. . T' x* E0 E& z4 u( h
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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, a$ |$ i- I, U8 E+ [The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! K5 u8 ]# Q3 l4 c$ R2 X' Tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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4 n9 k* d9 {7 p  D' b! gThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his  _2 [4 b; t' F/ k& j8 `) d
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the- o5 O% f! l5 `* Q) K) t
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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, T/ `& X# q8 c" l4 t* j$ oHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 P$ G. Q# U- t' }" V, a! athree legs, and comes down with four?'
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3 U6 v, _  F# N8 T8 OThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all8 r, n, _. \4 H0 \$ ]; }8 C
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all) [2 D+ r' q( X* y
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour+ o7 |6 E9 M, K, K/ @
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 M7 [5 Z$ p! L- V3 G% Whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right! Y3 r  A0 ]# G3 F6 p& z
back to sleep. 0 K1 s  q2 t) j3 q: Z
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 U* j" @& o* E! m. i! vwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 I7 f8 Q# p1 |( tcomes down with four?'
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; w5 m$ h' G- s' _# [- sThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5' Y1 E4 Y! ~) W& A' l6 E3 G* R; Q
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 : e) D0 T4 S6 F8 [% w: }9 a* `) o
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 a7 ^6 Q7 S6 Q( b& vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb1 {' D* |( h; m! O% n
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if# k) W7 u+ |1 d0 Q! C0 G
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* u: i/ a7 _ z- l% O. h加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 6 D% i, X2 l! f" f. ?! v

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9 i/ n8 l# I& W9 r9 Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：: V/ v6 U/ L- h
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- l# h c4 F A: I3 B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; S& N, G; ?: V: {
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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; i- Z" V. Z3 {5 e8 I5 S: ~/ p全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 - p5 P/ @7 A3 D) `! U
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6 L; m3 h9 D% G; m5 A! L+ i/ b别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ) Z8 N( e+ @1 a" A; F$ e
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 3 d, ^! Y* n- i& ^! i
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ' E' t3 H( S% q: p& W+ H5 A" j
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 `$ W+ l) t- j S
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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