Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 [4 i8 m* F& |; @1 Q+ b" tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
8 g: B' b, M8 s! Q" w The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 K9 O( F, Y$ {- b/ u8 ~# ]3 V6 [: Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* F. y2 Q5 K) E, C' e  t8 N" uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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2 B+ u0 g% f3 R This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
" F2 ^% n8 S" p5 kthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

5 K6 p; X  x3 S! t6 F% HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ `- v; u* K8 @) n. N, Hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 d4 U- O' w; C* w+ y  `lawyer.

8 h  e- d/ x3 x# d- P! z7 uNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

5 E* G$ y* A) z/ qThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 W" ?( v! B& b( D: D' |! U$ sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
: |2 Y  Y4 n5 ^2 [back to sleep.
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  w  R5 |; j8 \6 C! c- s  EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

( r; U1 [# e: }/ \3 x+ M5 f7 v'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
+ J) a* Q! e' l) ecomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 K. P  z# M+ _0 xand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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3 k1 w- z# I  _" A# I  WLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 [0 C3 H9 ~+ {$ w" C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 _# Q5 j' N1 L  h. ]8 J0 m+ R>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! R) L5 X) f% {5 d>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 e, M. [6 H2 F6 w! k$ ?>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
3 R/ B  [; P& K" B
6 e( G: \3 k# M, c- j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ r4 L( w/ x( E' }* u2 S+ P/ `2 q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

7 Z+ _  |/ P/ ]  g& y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 J2 A/ n* K- i$ F" }5 W>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  v- Q" M5 W# ?$ t( ~* mA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 d& B) @# l1 @. v1 Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 y: P) e% J% Q$ Qthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; n, H" F* \5 [- l) \% w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, }8 K% x4 K$ T+ v0 ~7 x1 f, L9 t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! ?8 _& e& }' {6 I3 Z: ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 R9 F4 n! \1 q1 c$ ^. j  h; v真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% f2 B" B* ^' @7 ?" s5 a) _; p" g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ z9 U" \& @$ f& x7 ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

4 a0 h; h+ Q+ {, G0 h6 o, O全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


5 K/ i, _2 w& K# W5 y全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

: I  m/ c7 q( o6 q1 @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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# h& T7 u8 B9 J8 b$ \8 u别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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* n: a) x1 _& y9 a6 Z+ W别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 ~& c8 \, ?7 a, D你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: v* T1 K6 B: w& t' y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ Z7 }. g7 k+ N$ T多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 e1 I6 N$ r: `! [0 f) P, z$ `真博学，偶像啊。

5 p0 L% ^" D9 f6 `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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- p& ]5 d, j' V% m* e3 M9 L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
5 T2 E9 _) m% s4 M% T: _& t: ]她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ m/ B$ F6 [* B. `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 m# K7 k( r3 b0 H! p哈哈，你们在这开小会呢