Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 [( i# {' f; {# D# X) w2 v% \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ `0 S6 Z  J' O- [" \you pay me only $5.
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4 p4 H  a1 p1 @$ h0 n You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. c5 S) _4 F6 u6 ? will pay you $500.

5 }$ X" Z; b. M! p6 T- ] This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( ^3 b* S( y4 U. Wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: D5 U+ y. ?$ i" Ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- e5 b' ^( l8 t! q5 V# fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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- ?' J/ \8 o8 ^- E4 n4 F6 ]Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: f) S- t9 C/ r) J& |' p  |/ lthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 u' n, u$ q2 W) |2 N/ r4 @2 areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 ~* j2 ~% K8 F9 i, @hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% a0 r5 l  Y' d) [# Pback to sleep.

; I& e4 M' |+ t: C8 `The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 c% {: c$ T! p- C+ g6 Zwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: i3 \# b) D" D>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 y) Z8 R  ^0 X; x$ N/ \>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. a$ ]' t# X+ J" r. q0 z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 j2 s  w# q. r% _>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, [( J' N* W/ @' \, w- S- `! r>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

# T# x- O' ^6 c9 _>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, `/ m+ V  D) O) @) BA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 x* j" b. p6 P0 Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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+ p1 O% Z5 K4 F# G2 i) r/ {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; P+ x8 X5 N3 K1 C2 x加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ S6 e* k7 ~2 g. c0 S真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' U. x# n( ~1 [. ~( L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! G& o4 m, J  Y! w$ ]: ~真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

: ~7 r6 h7 ~1 g+ C9 d/ ~真聪明，偶像啊

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% H9 L7 @$ i4 M9 Q; |" P全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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) a& F3 d5 s8 r; N全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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' Z; g: W/ L# q/ z3 b真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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5 y7 Q% b% L3 X5 e, G' V. V别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, l1 H/ w. R/ v0 F  B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 t* a$ @: g3 w, a% ?: z! O- V多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

9 ]$ _  v$ d: x. e7 R% `3 F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 J1 ]/ d9 x6 ]. N4 h她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 c6 L+ M: A1 c$ x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 m5 W! d5 v+ {) }9 _说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ h6 l4 W2 c3 ~) E, N紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢