Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
3 y, ]( t3 m5 C+ H The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' P. g) c4 O% s6 ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" T& a, L8 L$ u9 o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

; x, X8 ?7 b2 l( @; C+ R5 ]9 N& q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; I9 i* p3 z9 U* Q4 ]; D will pay you $500.
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6 t" _' f; n9 c% ]; f# H This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

+ ~( `/ v" y( F0 LThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

7 d& i; b" P! gThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

* S1 G5 V8 ^) O) ]; s# ^6 }' f5 AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. H; w7 i$ s  Preferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. \6 d/ c4 I" Y2 v9 p, Lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, C# |) E$ D% yback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# r: L" J! S0 F( R/ Mcomes down with four?'

. p% m) H: B$ s5 ]' ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ ~* S& B# A% ]/ E4 ^$ iand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

* d& R0 q; H  G) _Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# J$ b( I% v  z' O# K. i5 T$ T# l>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! ]# j) M7 ?1 v6 [( j7 r>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

4 m  m6 W  z2 M# s6 r>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( d  I' y5 x& @9 G4 b4 A>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 ?6 R( r2 a$ }1 f9 b/ Y7 M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 m7 d- l9 y3 _" |3 ?9 Z) T/ O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. t9 _! c3 Y9 ]3 S* p8 k' g  K>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. Y% c- b+ Y# L/ V3 K( [8 S6 oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- k9 Q$ e+ D7 M% f% X+ Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& F2 _2 }: H" `. t, k5 C! Othe newfie would l ...

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! T. e7 y. t- O! @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 s/ l: G: a% N* W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  `% O: W1 D5 n# R% [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) L# f1 p( O2 W( t/ E0 D1 `, X) Y真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



% B) G0 F; }5 G! X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ P# N9 Y* u: _" |5 y7 t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

9 t4 i4 c' b+ T; [; m/ q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

7 k1 _7 I" w3 r# b, N全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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( t# m9 h& B9 S/ f0 Z& K3 `8 l) b: t全盘接受一下。

9 r2 H8 q6 B; Z) u7 t: U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 h! c. r: O, T3 O& C- x你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: h& T0 h1 i5 i加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% x, W) m0 Q8 r4 ?! R5 ?多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

) t  v) G3 a5 x, Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 y  g9 j) v6 ]; t说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, q$ P6 }- O4 F/ L. o紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢