Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 ]6 m7 H& {: klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, v% T2 `, ^0 M9 `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
$ i% T& P) L  ~3 B8 c  C The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 G6 i; A& [# l he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# \' O" r8 l8 l% L& @  z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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9 Z; a* z* M) {6 f+ N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, \7 V2 l% w5 l will pay you $500.
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. K3 }4 ]! e6 o0 }! Q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  Q/ r) B2 H' h3 u1 {the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 _( d: e* |! l  [" i6 G" Sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

$ T% P% x( N0 P! w( ZThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
# ^+ n1 e+ M/ Z) X5 h6 flawyer.

& Y3 T9 o2 t5 Z- `3 W+ kNow, it's the newfie's turn.

# {; d8 Q" d- n/ s! T' |8 nHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- x, \4 t. N. d0 Gthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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; `5 W( m' q- B* J) M8 bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) `) S- K& o! H- m1 |( h. Dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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/ C. m& \6 q2 R'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

3 O. I2 U& C" ]* n8 l; CThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 v+ T$ h  D# i>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 \; [  `5 m& g( P5 [4 w2 d>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 Z* G! E9 H/ `' d+ r1 h>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 q2 b% ?" @; B6 M" {4 F>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ r( g6 P4 ]. P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ v& x4 E; \. \8 D7 D) Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 V- o& p, M3 N' v3 _+ S6 Bthe newfie would l ...

3 K. N7 |& q* H( D, c. u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- S" i  c1 x7 Z8 z. p! V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  T1 @) o. b8 F1 e: w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% _7 }3 X1 t7 W6 n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( E2 x+ U) S- p7 r, l  Y- {# C真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 i% r0 S0 Z* S2 n* I) d真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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" c& J' K& U2 e1 Y  z5 `5 n全盘接受一下。

7 g0 M# v. Z) B- R! V  V' V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

4 F$ q0 h% i* u  `6 x真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

  k; R8 \, S# X大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
- C7 H/ ^% t1 p* Q+ X她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, [: g6 I& ]- l0 `0 }1 \( T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. D% ?5 J4 m! w3 ~0 u哈哈，你们在这开小会呢