Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 k6 a/ ~# x  ^3 ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* I8 }+ r) u; h+ @2 @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ E, _- \$ O6 ?+ ~; R2 i. E2 cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
. J6 Q- C/ `2 [- a The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  B- O/ m6 i" O3 j( T3 e6 A he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* f2 N* Z* `2 q' W lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, J3 d6 O: D+ Z" m: M; cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. ~2 W1 M2 ~8 e* D. dyou pay me only $5.
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. e5 g% A1 c0 O. q0 f You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 l' |, I% \. T* {the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

% \$ U. ]. g9 s) lThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 Q4 B& A2 L. k  c! `the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 C2 H5 K. z5 Kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

+ ]3 A- l/ G2 X" p4 ONow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* ]8 s" A& i" {& H2 \$ `% w$ I$ Fthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- G; b0 x6 I- N9 v* d9 O/ H+ p( Preferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ O) l8 R" K0 k6 J1 j( pthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' V# `# c1 l. v5 _7 \2 C3 Q% sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 y5 b* e, b8 M7 D1 G; ^/ X2 t0 yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 s; \5 X, I( fback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
  {. `, c# z5 i- s* nwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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7 b- U9 z0 A: Z" {! lThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
" P- e, k: Y: kand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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2 W' e" C$ S9 C# gLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 u. m, c* A, M>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 J& O% k9 j5 ]  b4 v' c( b( ?>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ g. T, ^- {$ z( X- T& H7 A>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 x, x5 i6 o$ t, x6 d; NA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' e3 F1 e) l2 X  D3 Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- W% k) s; D; M7 Cthe newfie would l ...

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7 l) A  B) m# M& {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  |; f" s# ^& s; d  Z7 g. B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# @* _' J' \) r+ N8 @真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. d6 ]/ c2 ?' s) B: k7 `“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 D1 H) M$ w7 r! {% P* A: u5 L) @! N  C好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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/ ^+ Y5 n2 N+ k# I5 [6 T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! v3 H1 m" G  k- w她是大学教瘦？
/ u" F/ U% H3 _$ s* `大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 W, C6 y, ^; O' O' Z8 C; c说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ _% \* L$ j8 B紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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