Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& r$ K5 C( c9 _+ c0 Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' P& z% S" u0 P2 _+ kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) |$ Z( H; N. \  O/ rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
5 h5 y  K: l2 s9 v$ c The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 P: s- l4 T! T* J: k he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 D3 C/ J3 {3 w$ yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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# o" _2 V2 r& F You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
# e6 {7 B* ]* N& G1 s) r+ \! e- B will pay you $500.

8 |: {* o$ W$ e4 d: G4 ]. A+ b This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 L: ?( k6 Q4 B" c2 Ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 W8 i& r/ I% B0 [pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
7 L. m% N) A4 zlawyer.

9 f1 ~/ w& @% y+ C! qNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& P0 r  r* }% L( T9 O8 dthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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. `3 Q; a- d* P" _' SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, B, x* |/ l& I: ^: [/ M' y" eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 G! `" q4 m5 b+ ]! y: xback to sleep.

' r6 K; I3 \: p4 X+ c. d0 JThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! f& q+ f% r5 ~% Y7 T6 }- s/ b* T  Iwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
. A7 N( o" g4 |0 ?4 tand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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, k# }9 p2 r+ SLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: Q# U! H/ F0 b3 A+ Y% f# V% l>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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: O8 n' U8 S9 \7 z* E/ l0 c>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- u& h) |5 o3 b' O( Y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 ?( P+ d% y. s- f8 Q# r2 C+ Q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

/ v8 }: ?$ v( N>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% s- l; Z' N; w7 _5 [A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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+ A% P1 E0 U' i$ W# Y  F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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2 j0 u: V5 ?) C# E5 h" J# O3 {8 Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 P$ }( Y: ?) z' b3 R' S) ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! ], e& e6 A# H; o/ b好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& d0 I' v7 S# @$ q5 v1 X真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

- R7 |3 z; m6 F; ^$ s0 ?1 x6 E全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

/ L/ ~5 H: E( W9 n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 H3 W! _  A" z" N! C你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 g8 Q/ t. `- B- y8 o# n加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

& v( W' K  L+ t3 W( w- t4 R大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' P8 h2 i) `) s9 ~4 \! _她是大学教瘦？
+ E, f3 n1 {( k) |2 @2 T5 O大学教胖还差不多
% F/ |. W: w. y* ^# h1 J她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 ]7 @  [' Y4 E6 c8 A' X- n说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' G6 s* [- N& ~; s+ ^; ^7 @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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