Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
4 @8 }# e& L) J The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 [9 O2 G9 ^3 l he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 c7 a2 y6 n& U8 Z) {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% W: c6 I6 @# u, lyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 B9 R$ x% T3 _the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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2 E( j+ V( Y# Q. J6 c% K: tlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 Q1 I: d1 n! F& u5 W- r$ {; gthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) \; v' K0 C- k. B: O3 P9 a+ zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, ]' E3 q+ _3 Phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: n+ s- X6 U: M' O! [wakes the newfie up and asks,
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, I/ D8 q( k6 l'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 d, P- g4 ^! t; L% e% Hcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

# ~$ l# f) E% h6 L. L9 {6 ~$ ^: z! b>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 t$ L0 j( Y5 C. [- r2 ^% V- a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" Q; Y3 ?+ D4 m$ H; e>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) a3 b& Q* ]. e) m$ ?>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

" v5 y9 q6 ?; N% c) H) {3 L>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 f( c0 L4 L8 i5 R3 u4 d0 B6 V6 M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 p$ d" ^' U( X% y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& K2 J# h2 q# sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 M9 E3 i4 [1 b+ z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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1 v; P' z9 c3 V" ~, x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' B* Q* w: G; g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; x5 {1 j/ `- u7 A好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. D3 N$ \7 ?- {真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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* a, {% F% g- G全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


/ i5 T/ I7 J2 d) V4 y1 h9 O, f全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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# _( p! \" C5 D, k- R4 f, J别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 a4 ]7 [: @# K- |0 B& Z你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* B% l( `* q0 j1 B9 Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 {6 t1 u8 B. v( J3 ^- K4 r7 V多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" Q- |8 \! {/ \8 \/ K" o5 i. r真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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, Z) W  Z- [( H/ r: z她是大学教瘦？
& `, Z+ q0 [, p& i: U6 z6 z大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& E5 N6 S6 c5 D( p! ^说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  D8 w3 n, |* Y8 A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢