Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! G8 E6 s5 D) X; E3 F3 @" C. zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 q) m6 k  q! K; E$ [; mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( O/ F. @# G9 J: a The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% N$ P" e' ~% j3 h: m9 e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 E  a& g0 U* r9 ]: h7 w% o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" \2 j$ Y3 m. {* Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ x1 g; @! T+ f* @5 N1 Nyou pay me only $5.

& V8 {& u1 p- H5 ?% J1 M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 t+ f: @( c% @. d will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ Y( o# v) d" _" X! h* T- f  Z$ `the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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( u6 |3 u) ?) f" Z7 h6 j' I# G' C) yThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 Y2 U, i) {8 y5 L2 Apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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- I2 x) m. h% F0 zHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. N& b: }' C! y" e* p' V4 Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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  S3 k, w! |' ?3 G  }The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 a2 R  B2 i) V4 E6 qwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
1 I* a% A# o) R, bcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

- O5 E  ?) U5 b# q( g+ J>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 g$ ?9 y: b& }* S! G& f  d>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% v( i# M+ i) h& U9 A>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 c1 k, H' y. i6 }) A0 a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 |8 X+ u6 F' I8 ]>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

9 ]$ Y/ q) j- n: k8 ^- {; B>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 ?+ I# a, M; H8 F, c0 r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ ~; }4 B! u# |7 w3 fA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" l) |3 Q! F) ~6 {+ clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% M2 x- q) y0 k: Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. `6 G* W# u/ y2 H+ @“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



( j; I2 Z* \2 q3 V' C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 ]- f& p+ E* H“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* b* k, _* k1 m4 Z! k; e; Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

' }% P0 l5 [$ G) R+ h9 T8 ?3 x. R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

, H5 A+ h4 ~. A8 \3 P你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. {1 g: h& j' W- o; R加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" T- }" M& V/ f" u3 ]5 n$ Z她是大学教瘦？
7 p7 z& h6 \, x( x  M1 {大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 t  S* Q: R$ j$ y0 {4 y8 ^6 c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ o, i! `5 T- [* ^! u% i( _" B紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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4 l1 u2 z4 H2 O% w哈哈，你们在这开小会呢