Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 e4 \- ]: g5 x7 [) Q' D9 uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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" c3 @/ s% {, J9 q& k You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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  `  i8 o: D2 X1 M This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

9 \; O  U4 \  R" Q3 x. tThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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# n3 P! k) o# N( V6 e- q6 p1 iThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# e& z7 h/ P7 E) N) |references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  k! \" l* L  v1 x- a' Bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 c/ r7 B/ `1 @9 E/ B) ~& i9 Aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' p/ `4 a  I7 r8 ], j7 A, Fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

7 _5 D  o9 b# ]5 o+ L# p3 S5 KThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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, h4 C7 x# L+ P'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
! R+ w+ o& U  y2 gcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

" p( E: g$ H; T4 i1 ~+ X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; r) x( [( u. O$ R5 F; M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' P$ T3 B) c8 w- f* z: Q" h>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 g' L& ?9 ^& B>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. \* Z! k: T1 k6 H>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. B2 C+ L/ W) z0 {. b& q% Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ R) ~! O5 Z  @7 x" v  w7 S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 \) s% L$ v8 Y6 T0 O7 o1 F; Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 U  {% o+ t6 [( y+ Bthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; e2 i% s6 @* [$ b; o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; P, C0 I9 z. B" ?3 v+ S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% b1 D$ _2 ?: Z2 y) d1 B$ D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# f  E2 w* D4 c6 c真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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; J4 Y1 ]/ q6 d6 D4 Y9 A) x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( d9 D+ S% t( ?" K- L8 i* M真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 x7 W$ j3 a% S1 P9 I; G4 ]真聪明，偶像啊

1 A, M! P  a1 G2 Q, N8 C; @全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

. [% k/ m- R. G' o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 f  |9 X+ o0 J: X# v* [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 Y) y2 Z3 I/ j" H2 E4 J多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

0 @, Z, \% ?4 X2 A  H$ i$ u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
" _: k7 r8 T/ z# Y大学教胖还差不多
" C' b3 U* Q# Q+ s+ ~) r她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. z1 d: E% h, ]7 x" t说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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$ b6 d6 T, M( S& p: t哈哈，你们在这开小会呢