Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% j0 ]/ S, Q9 b6 R: a/ U; c3 athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ @( P- r4 x# o9 V; j2 a9 Uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  \2 [: ~/ U  L) `# l; E he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 L0 G) s/ {8 b, U7 E lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; y5 R  A! p$ J9 A) G; uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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4 q3 j" W6 d1 B/ @9 g  E You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

- T% ^5 d0 ^6 |/ ]8 U This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ V2 U) e$ C  F" I6 m6 M( @the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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6 m( m$ f9 z3 d! W: pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  A% l6 |" ]" ^) {- E/ A( P6 ]1 _pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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' @0 o7 m5 i. p% l! v# r8 pHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  L0 k9 u" j. j' X* Nthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! E/ b# U" n5 |8 E2 ^2 Rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 K- s& M- S( U% Q8 Z! R' q! ?4 n+ Khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. C$ j2 }9 T) B3 M1 qcomes down with four?'
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2 E+ t) b9 o; y* u  X& K7 QThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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& H( y* e) w& F' @>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 Z! n- n! R& B5 S  \  o, h- D>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 S$ D" O; Y; V>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 P7 p6 X" B4 ^* n: y/ |>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' v. f$ L9 E) Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! c1 U& f4 f7 E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. @4 }% ^( A. s. i>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ c% T: o3 E  A; {* i- @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ @1 l$ X% L2 N6 I, {: G' @the newfie would l ...

5 X" N: W7 k6 ~- o) P/ D/ {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 x: c* q9 Q1 u6 u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" X" Q. B" ^& s& a0 N. [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  b# K9 f' n1 J真聪明，偶像啊

. d. b1 Y. u- t6 R3 l全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

9 A2 Q5 w# g% \8 @# ~4 Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 u: Z5 S& P, y, @0 U+ h% n你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 o: K  L& f( ^/ A" i加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

- D. r% T1 d1 Q2 S; Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

3 E/ T# p% l: R1 i1 w- f大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& g" U6 \, T4 M: Z& g( [她是大学教瘦？
. e0 M: t4 f9 `" O$ I大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" C3 r% h' O0 k& P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! _6 T; d" M/ z) Y! W说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢