Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) N! w' k* |5 W- f8 x; Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& w0 h) D8 x- V3 ?  Othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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. _4 s! A" `6 U1 f9 D The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. b. n/ y" _- j2 p% |  B he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! z: Y( j& a% E$ v- g. Nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

& [# k4 g1 ?, I/ ~6 b( a You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

. {: I, ?5 b6 ^2 [. l0 v9 {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) Q0 ^: E  ]0 e) i' g, R/ y: J/ Lthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! \" d) ?9 M8 o& g& upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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6 @* R* a" L, {' ANow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ [! n; ]% ?1 [  o3 T2 Athree legs, and comes down with four?'

6 X' {$ s1 Q$ _0 T8 D4 o' Z9 NThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  U8 H8 s. x7 b- o' y% t0 creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 T3 I6 ]) j1 L# m  k0 ?8 Qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

+ a9 b3 ?4 c2 M& w# A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 R' U  d9 d0 w& xcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 \* A+ f' h! mand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

7 W5 Y6 j5 g+ J" [5 Y+ Z) {Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- m. _0 S! n+ v& @; N9 z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 J0 J, S  I# H: L2 {2 T* \9 {% y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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7 h; X  {) `% F. z8 U4 U>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( H  @1 h( |4 Y; D2 Y/ e7 I- I7 M>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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8 H0 d6 P) p# D/ `' Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ s2 ]2 g- H& z" ^2 n>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& U, i) R4 u( _4 v, p1 G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) z( z. z( i" U6 B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ O; R1 r, o$ ]& g0 @4 i) q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



" i& }- H# q' F$ B) m! d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ I/ F% Q0 c' |2 A5 L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) w7 |5 m0 w! Z' e2 B& g' t- I! d  {4 l真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

5 }/ }3 p/ t0 C# n真聪明，偶像啊

& B2 r; g0 F+ J+ t- c, O全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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% t& e, M2 n1 S# o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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& l; p* X, g( E$ u. ~0 o别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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  a$ d6 H" k4 P0 A/ p9 N, {0 P% @: h$ n% e
0 o2 i0 u/ q# c3 K别把我往坏路上领啊。

% n, \/ O! K% i  E+ O你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ o, D0 L+ Z! E! @1 j" @: ~多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

( |0 r7 \7 ~" I( F* ^: s. `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

- w7 g: D" G# r% V6 c+ c4 B& U大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
1 [! q" S5 C( V- M她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ p+ R; }5 m8 m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 W$ B6 p4 ~! G; k" @1 d紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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" @' {; d% k- {2 r# M哈哈，你们在这开小会呢