Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' O, }) K1 s  F1 P: K: I, Z; }) O The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* i% f5 F' g: I  C( y6 M he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 L2 [# A/ @& T' ^  ~ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ H: M+ ?3 F( k- n2 T" Nyou pay me only $5.

" g; s# s6 l5 A8 r& @* {9 | You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( k2 ~  l& t, B$ [* i9 [ will pay you $500.

3 a3 z5 B- h' I% j+ X This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) q; i5 r$ h8 t4 t" R( }the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

' C* {% I& N6 ^, R3 L) W! ?2 eThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

  [) F4 t( I) ~. GThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
& F9 M6 a  W; |4 O2 fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ f& f: L" P/ {- R/ zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  Y4 `0 R: w) W0 Nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
$ N+ n$ \# n! M" d$ ?3 Mback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

) C/ i! v$ e8 m# R7 s8 [- V'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
; s  @( X! I- x) C; y% tcomes down with four?'

1 T$ F5 E: f0 Y8 G! ~9 y6 UThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
5 J- }8 @1 _* uand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ i- t" N7 q, @0 a, j' @>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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; J3 [; B+ F* j; E3 g>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. a- y6 _8 q+ Q1 U2 _; m0 V>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& O$ |  n7 u% ?; x$ b. J+ w>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

: E  E8 b1 O. a. G5 G>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
. Z  B8 r6 r. n+ d+ G4 {5 @8 U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" B; u. h1 B- p+ i; h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, z6 V$ c3 S( k* ]- U>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 J0 u; z+ N& K2 q$ N! R9 ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 G* `% t0 `4 }6 Q9 n* a3 P; v4 K$ C真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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5 Y5 e+ d8 P6 w- R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ r% Q) P% A* F7 [7 b3 Z- P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# n4 x4 T! k3 k真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

6 w2 p+ ~- C* @* O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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: i0 x1 X( Y1 ^0 R0 j' i8 r: L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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; }4 P5 i: A; A+ M" a别把我往坏路上领啊。

. R; c. e7 f2 M. |1 R你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! I2 [# d8 A, i; w7 @  ^( e多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

! D4 O# }" e5 c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

) v) p4 C) Z( F' j# J* b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ l0 C6 g* ?8 O- m4 K& g7 u她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
0 m' q0 \# a3 [" @/ x. y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 ^+ c( C7 a+ l" G) Y0 b紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* s* a2 z& B: W& O5 B5 V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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# \$ y- N8 a) ?6 E. w; Z; i  ?哈哈，你们在这开小会呢