Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

* }; p& ^  b. C2 `  S$ |* ]% q6 B You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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! e$ b  H) _9 C! B" n- j. b# g4 P This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# o6 p8 A* E% a' G/ {/ zthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& J  D) x$ V7 qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! K( j2 g% `7 Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
7 K5 X0 S& Z2 d+ ~lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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. d! h: z" t0 {' [+ X6 [He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

% m8 R2 U% ?/ {/ p8 |The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, Q/ Q1 O: U8 S/ areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ H+ z! ^4 D3 Z  A$ {1 Yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 ?8 O% X4 e& K  ocomes down with four?'

: ~3 s: v7 O4 \# gThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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# _. ^+ N# j' ^( L: q6 q) ?# `/ }, E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

; z8 i  T2 P( Q2 p# G>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 ^0 `/ o0 `. E, c>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
2 K: z3 F1 k' y  v  c: D' O4 ^>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 N/ M" z; h- J. ~% `! ?3 y: k>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 T' q( d5 r6 {6 l' V. u+ P$ W>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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/ `8 {: T. l8 B# h3 F+ q' s>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  }+ r# \+ V; r6 a$ N% d>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 X* E( W) I5 a7 ^>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, s# W6 R) M8 ]; V& n8 ZA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' g0 W$ E& F9 q: f6 N2 T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 L2 T) _  `- c8 H7 T, m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) Y3 H/ Q2 v+ d" v真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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: Q2 V( [6 ^' Y, Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& O6 V$ v+ Q- A% n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* |" A/ G9 y) Y' a% y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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  E" H: N# P9 X- I全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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0 A, p& P- f) x. B全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ [# v& @4 P8 x真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) Y9 \6 H* p6 y- y/ s7 [别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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9 l% H7 M, \- Z9 H! H& u! ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 L. _* {# u8 [" ]你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ d% _  B( G3 A6 o6 g多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* x: G% x5 G& _2 K3 |% x* d" q真博学，偶像啊。

6 ^6 S" H6 a# n( w- a. |大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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( U) c. h4 J7 I! E0 W( {8 R大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
7 O0 ]: m8 ]  n& M* S大学教胖还差不多
6 s! \+ l4 n6 _1 q她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 Y# `# z) ]( _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 n. g3 n$ P; S说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢