Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: N3 g+ w0 q* e' T# p# Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) K, S: D9 E' K, h: P7 _# Ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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) x5 h- Y* e' C& [; W1 k The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ n) Z" q6 e8 V( f7 w3 cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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% r& f* Q( _( r; ^4 l This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# @5 X  {/ U. k" P1 J' mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

3 H& P6 z$ ~* hThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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% X/ y  i0 i/ iThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
% E# n" t+ ^; M4 m( \, Ulawyer.

6 e& j* Y. z- _  YNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" j' h/ ]8 t) j# i& s2 Ethree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 P3 j7 W# R9 q1 v) U5 I- Zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* w; y" D) n) h; W4 pwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- ]3 V) r4 E0 N% Q  _6 P% }  _- P( u>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) U; c$ |8 S" W) R. T>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

9 Q! t  u1 z. r" Y! d. s>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 R& l* S8 n' p! z( p>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 z5 W: Q1 d  A. B" i1 j2 r>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ @' |& Z9 p1 c0 _$ m- p! ~2 C9 @the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) y9 N+ @3 I) ]; d! E真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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2 E; O% M  U% b, S好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

9 A5 t- Q; B' y. t真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


: G8 n( q0 _1 W全盘接受一下。

2 P+ {9 [+ o' o/ {; y4 g1 S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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  R3 H$ S) ?6 k2 {2 \1 f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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+ P1 r$ t1 o9 r别把我往坏路上领啊。

% `3 e4 l- W, U- G你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 z& K/ P) L) u0 C1 g5 E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# u( E0 ^3 @( ]. d, {, p( s多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* K/ V: }! X& L6 x真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
$ q8 H. B$ u% ~; V8 R  C( B大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 x2 M/ u. g1 b& _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: B0 j% x( k- V0 A说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 Y5 E7 j9 C4 _  @哈哈，你们在这开小会呢