Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 A0 L( m: a' v$ }long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 {0 |8 |% ]' V# g; mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ Q9 T3 v$ l0 t; n- a2 } lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

0 p& `, c) Z7 |% N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

' u- b; ?7 A4 G; AThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ x( W* j2 j/ c, J) `pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

6 T9 T$ d$ z6 AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 @1 O3 f! Q8 P6 K1 Y$ zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) E6 [3 ^. C% Eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& V9 G, O8 }7 \: x+ ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
) e6 k; Y  _/ Z- w& u9 rback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' P& J1 y% s0 j5 O+ d3 V' Gwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  x( T. ^# L1 G9 {- M# ucomes down with four?'
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. Z0 a, w$ q8 C4 r; W- tThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

( _  m7 h9 ^% N5 P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 H) W0 w, S0 a1 m>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, O. u# D# l; Y9 B>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 D2 ~6 `/ V: P+ o5 L4 x1 ]4 s>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 J3 B  Z2 K& U, {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ |. m  L( v: ~; ]>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 r$ o9 M6 L/ M, o( s+ H7 Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  h0 ]( D/ e, C5 i6 lthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" `3 j/ d% b1 s* l5 h4 ~3 {! i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 B1 d: g) u- r0 t" c# L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 }3 J( E+ v$ b真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 f" g) j' w! x9 y4 H1 }真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


4 S! p, d2 X. s, {& P6 m全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

! x* t: s, M4 E7 l5 C别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' h) `% J* K. r5 ?. P2 \多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

9 l" X5 t' _: y; t6 i- M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
4 D# f1 \: ~: G4 o大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 ^# t' X% G0 r0 P5 O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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7 ^4 g- e# a1 [$ a) y" c+ U9 r( b哈哈，你们在这开小会呢