Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- A# V2 a. {- H' j. v3 E0 E7 F( tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( V3 r% o2 |0 u. _5 q8 {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* F! z9 ^( ]/ `/ b( Cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
9 N8 A+ ]. b! Z" n The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* w6 f6 ]  q  R5 {6 B  x lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 b! ~# n/ H8 N/ J3 Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' Q/ ^% m" G# }/ l/ o* O will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# P7 m& g) N. X* n/ Jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
  n( |7 z7 J6 r( Xlawyer.

+ F7 i6 O. S* I) f3 m) ]' {Now, it's the newfie's turn.

! D$ C' d2 a4 N, PHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. q4 q/ L0 n. O- Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! [! K/ E* w7 g( c9 Fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

/ {! R" W2 G1 J8 h0 q: v+ MThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
+ h: t6 m8 H. @comes down with four?'

/ H$ M6 Q. @* `0 ?7 @The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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' ^: L9 r& r5 V$ u4 v6 x8 ELawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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0 v' t5 v- l) C; J8 A# q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 p3 ?  D& E5 T" u0 J' F* s* e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 E- P  [- y7 |) e9 D! L# u>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* h5 ^0 `  S# @* [9 o4 l; b3 I* ?$ o>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

7 [  @/ u& J! D( V>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 J( `. w" |0 X  m5 ~, }>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) C0 G. G% u( v$ K3 K* r; n* B>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

/ B) ^+ Y4 X1 j7 n! a>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, J  E, j( _  D5 R& d>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 L# v- |% I- P: z1 s3 h7 G+ oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) l6 {- |" x8 o5 B  Z1 Y5 g% x: R: X5 u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 M! a, i  g7 R- K+ z- @4 Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  H# {8 U: j' ^9 r$ G真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: _0 z  U& [3 `“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* R+ V1 n, e( e9 t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 X3 T- m5 w. n8 k( I! d8 T5 ]# Z3 B真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 I+ O& g0 D  ?: I8 Z  W# |真聪明，偶像啊

2 J) [& j9 f2 e+ p1 H' n; h' [5 d全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


9 D) o/ j( r1 e. r9 }" M  y0 k全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

- r+ P. L# D& Z6 M( ?) M# e别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ O2 f# x# R% A( G; M6 M多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
; x" W$ i- z) g7 _1 X, O大学教胖还差不多
; ]; K$ Y4 U/ M- [0 C; B/ z% M她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) A$ v' J# i$ @* n( S) r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 |0 a2 o1 V6 @5 \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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