Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 i) [+ b8 y' _: ]5 R& xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

0 H" J7 i8 `: W- d% `+ v) [' qThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ m* X6 M# @9 t5 a. N, _: Q# |! D) gthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- c7 s2 `5 H  e2 N% r# i" L# {. ?% Ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

+ V+ U" d9 p) O" ]$ C! e' _% ]6 dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; {/ J$ @- Q; L: Wof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# A% i+ v5 C) }: F/ v8 Gback to sleep.

( O; P# i: M+ Q, ?5 I; J% r! fThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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% C0 T! L* I- T( G6 V& x'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 K% N& a' T- p3 u7 pand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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, i" E( a3 R3 g8 X, fLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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$ y' o+ i* L1 [# p, E& F. d2 U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 B. b3 f" M) h% ^  c, D2 z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ x# e1 x* F+ ^8 ]( L1 C>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 |7 O4 I6 J* _9 b2 }>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

5 _0 X0 z9 E5 D- e/ B>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 q" t# o: D: g( t& v>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  \9 j4 e5 l5 }! S' ~, u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 ?6 U; S: Y1 ~3 sA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: a# h0 V1 N! e# l0 jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 l4 ~! g0 y" p: \% X4 F1 h8 S4 Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 E) K  `" w- j9 q" u4 Q. athe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ @) e$ e1 g( v$ v. E2 E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  c: m; `% {2 \  b好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* h6 v+ ~& \+ e* Y2 ?$ s真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 z3 V$ Z3 L3 M9 s9 y1 \真聪明，偶像啊

* v0 P5 x1 T/ D全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

" \2 U) Y* t" |6 t$ u4 r4 F9 j( I真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

+ |$ N1 c2 \  V/ L7 k9 A别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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6 R5 c$ w) k4 [4 U$ M: P5 @别把我往坏路上领啊。

# b/ O& t4 {# H3 }  K5 X, m你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" c8 f, \% m5 [1 [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* n+ c% e' d4 m多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, [0 j# `+ l3 [. G; k/ H0 ?真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

! o1 I" G. i) I, }9 l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" ~0 L5 l' [- \3 h3 v& |3 @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. ^( a, ^/ q+ D% u说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢