Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 D$ g9 V. X5 D he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( p. A: C) U% ?, C: W; S& }* \ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 H0 b. [. L& O" kyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 l/ n$ W) @0 M" p will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- L3 i2 T8 E2 n/ Y. xthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: b4 w* V: X4 e0 C: ?9 Cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

7 v5 E' o$ m0 T" Q$ ?- c" e: jNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 a  K* ^" {0 S6 e: F- {! g/ F. f, Qthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ {" T5 _' A7 H. p7 sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 Z, O; P* d) L$ K% s$ I, Oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

% |; E" J( z+ FThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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1 z5 t2 f2 {+ h' y" m( {'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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9 H7 `: d  y8 i- ~>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ a  B& k) l! E7 Q. G>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 l5 G/ c  G2 Z. n' f( d>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( [! h, s! r8 V9 u2 \! E6 C$ Y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

7 E& H) P6 H& G0 g1 }" H>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 F" x) L6 @+ q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# }  n( s1 \4 \# Z4 K% A>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. T- X4 b2 r* i9 E1 `7 X>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 T' j% ?/ [+ U  Z, E  E6 h>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 f( W* C0 K% ?" Z: G>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 h7 t/ S* q* [4 S% I1 [A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) e! ^6 S6 z0 r  ^9 F5 d& Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 n/ @0 p+ [$ G( ^) M0 Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 _6 V. m( b1 v% `the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 e& I' s0 f* f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, V* W4 B# b7 c& G3 p" ~8 ^好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( {+ `1 c  r; W# j加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  |7 Q- K$ O2 ~+ |真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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  u" r/ e4 S/ A/ D0 Q* Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


2 y( c& n, Q% E+ j! q' C6 F全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

( l) s' W  E9 z0 A1 ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 K8 P' ~# x7 i& c$ q% b" a  w! Q你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% ?: r3 \) y9 ?. E3 t) a  A' {( y1 o多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

" a! c! \8 v# N9 V3 t. F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 a6 I1 a" Z# V4 v* ?& [大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 y' J: ]1 o9 t说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢