Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ g" x) k$ E) ]1 ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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. J- y  x% {# ] The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" E) h' U6 W( k& y* c; t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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* d' X) Z) E( y; q' h0 Q# l4 l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
3 [3 a! O  z! S5 V will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 |& V. R! E" N4 V. Ithe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( I$ Z' |. c# ?/ e) Ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- A5 d" j+ p# ]; \: Othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, c. }8 x  T1 Y* `" o, E5 f* ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 m( D. P! E" m3 X) Pback to sleep.

' C3 A' p. P/ r/ X& Z6 EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 U, z% N- d' N( T: I* m6 Owakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

4 u# }7 R: ~7 D, i8 qThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( S2 [' B2 l: V3 _! @  r, ^>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* a6 B, i. n1 D9 B* y2 ]>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

0 S2 _/ l& H0 l3 A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 S7 R7 {4 Z4 \  q7 P/ }" T>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. p4 O# d+ T# y( M3 I>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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% o) o* i  b  {$ f5 e>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 O3 K$ u. ]: T" z! o. f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 L! V/ d; G. t& U8 o>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# r% R3 ~5 j/ @- p2 d6 o9 Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

' P! X6 z: R0 ~' n5 k" M: c) b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: _' h' W4 |3 Q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% o+ {% P5 i" v8 @# s! ~- Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ g1 Y$ \' b+ i1 ^+ q全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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/ {1 }: ?5 I. H: {0 I2 l别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. @. S# X5 Q2 g- o- p6 Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; T8 k7 h; z) e多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ G  T" K7 d0 T- t, b$ @! T- v真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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) y: k* k  N4 D$ w大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
* z7 D4 @* x1 z, T- ?大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: G) I4 R) G4 A0 ^2 S6 n" w紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢