Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a8 ]! ~2 S, v/ E3 T3 m4 z& L1 g: N
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb4 k0 l- F0 n: [6 J9 t; U
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; ]' }* r) P' ~the newfie would like to play a fun game. : {& H1 `# h' G/ o* o

1 b8 l, y' t' [9 H( R The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so8 G0 r8 ]* q  ]6 ?  C' T. z) U; x
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 Q! M$ D3 C' x# C7 z4 n& p3 D lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I: f. W: ~* ^5 v  s
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 ?2 ]2 `, }# \7 b9 I* {9 A/ \you pay me only $5. 4 t$ V, U& g( h6 u7 ?

. t! b* k* M. |4 X: y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I, T4 i/ L) k& F  C* e* E. h
will pay you $500. 2 I' z- a. p. `5 u: H

( b) U' J& ?# d This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  N4 f; c4 X  X7 uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his3 h. i4 H5 H& n: ^
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 C; Y. m4 f" u: f5 F% N5 W9 \lawyer. / C( h7 I% ]( l% b

- a$ t' r. |( m# F& j6 H$ TNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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. d  Q! \% {* g7 _/ tThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- p, \( N0 R/ \' t5 q0 g3 {references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all0 b8 e7 }) Y8 Y; L
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour9 ~% P2 r( e* u  }+ _
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 i& `- R: O. p6 S, @hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right2 e1 A! H# ?+ t9 y" O
back to sleep. % i+ c) I; B# I1 [
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He$ J2 i4 D1 b0 R" S' v; \
wakes the newfie up and asks, 8 d( H" d# y5 O9 Q* g

2 I+ n  l5 x7 c7 h'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 Z0 k+ g6 |6 _% `' E, Rcomes down with four?' % J6 d9 Y/ T9 L4 m: z$ a  k
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 2 Y+ B( z1 d6 f5 C$ t  G$ o% r% Z: @
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a, B0 b  m+ }/ x4 S3 y0 Q' Q0 F3 \
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb' r/ I- f2 D6 x+ {/ T  f1 N. k
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. m! j7 B1 \( ythe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 X- Y! x1 Y; Q r6 p加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# |& h8 L: F8 G- P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，8 E+ _) g. J& k9 E9 h
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 7 R7 p9 ]8 S0 v) U9 k: R/ E
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 + f! e" M0 l. G$ m, G' q" f

3 b& ?& S4 H) X; H真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ x5 n2 U. T/ m: F, Q5 ~别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 v& f9 ^ x: |$ u" L! G加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! ^3 i" i. ?8 q) X* ?0 V/ k真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 $ U- t5 p8 s$ D: F3 G0 x/ s
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! m3 ]5 C G9 u0 F2 L3 P7 z" g: b
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 W" M( B9 O/ v M* }2 h) B& [3 b紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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