Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 F  ?0 M- o& N8 a+ k0 K4 Ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) s' p8 G0 F+ k4 }/ }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 B! l. C" t) A1 athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ f( |9 Q8 q) Z8 d he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& [  g4 ~, K; Z# ^- { lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ n4 A( ^  k8 w* ]3 n7 }ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 D. U. ?: K& M+ g* Eyou pay me only $5.
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( T' p1 E+ r+ y. p2 Z- F; E You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
: A0 ~) |- u# o+ G6 V will pay you $500.

* Q7 f! b7 \8 |# H9 r1 f This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 [* j8 ]# L. _, R, F3 F) Athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

3 ^: p+ p* h3 j& `" k2 Z  GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# Y: x; e) q6 _" `1 Y8 {3 V  m% fthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 r7 s$ S: }: I! ]pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  O1 P0 k+ h6 ?: X2 D0 y; p, ?% x% Vthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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8 |+ H/ E- b% b- Y5 s6 Y( d7 h- oThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 @3 t2 K0 n6 @  k# Ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 p( \; \5 C2 i( H3 @# w/ kwakes the newfie up and asks,
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/ b  }1 M7 j5 N9 {2 b$ I'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

% @4 n0 Y/ `1 q) q( I" YThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' u! m; a0 ]! n( m>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# e2 Y- ^7 G. e# x* a( A: Q! A0 P1 F8 l>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  H- g: `4 G4 S3 P2 Q1 j2 s0 J/ E>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

2 a4 h2 ], I% v1 m>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* N8 n- _( O/ k! }. k* Z4 M>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' r# P/ ]) G  `: G  K7 ]>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ g+ y* q! P& \( S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ k$ y& J0 r' A5 k$ e; xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

) ]2 X% D5 I+ ~/ G, {$ J5 }2 ^7 ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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" @, d. H" S# `& }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# L: r1 Z9 {3 ~( ~+ r, V5 |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

+ v% x( u* ^+ r+ Y9 v$ O% D& N: w" `真聪明，偶像啊

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5 [+ x+ E7 {1 q! Y1 U9 c* l7 m全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

' s; ~! e' l! R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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, `: N& o( `/ [8 [" z) Y别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 l# m2 D" `1 W8 b" e你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# H2 q2 B/ n3 L$ |多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 T: X8 D/ ?4 [0 ?7 X3 w4 ?真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

) O/ E; [/ ?$ x3 c, e7 J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
  ^$ O2 c3 t, n+ N$ ~- c* L. g大学教胖还差不多
+ h* V0 I( d0 ]0 {她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 O1 B/ t7 i7 q: y8 k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; v8 ^# S+ Q3 b: x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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, l4 ~8 R5 i% Y, C/ I哈哈，你们在这开小会呢