Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a/ |  ?/ U& B; r9 C5 p; P! f
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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  [! v& t, s$ ^  k+ l2 {2 a1 hthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 0 p, u, M# D# p) e5 N# T6 J

' |+ j. v/ a) S) e The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 E1 u' s2 F9 j- t& T" J3 M7 ^+ ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The0 c! }7 ~: G; G
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I- {* P  J6 s8 }. K# D6 S3 t& h
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,# @3 t# A$ U/ ~, ^- k' p- v
you pay me only $5.
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  [9 T. U' h! S( v; Y( x You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's. J; q6 e" U. ]0 y1 |
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 0 Q0 I0 m8 n/ |+ o$ Z* P- E/ S

7 p! l5 b: F8 j4 D" pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' U) Y# r# t1 h- d% u% t8 kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
, T* i3 ?) N( X( mlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" z- {$ M8 |/ j0 g4 ^; r/ Tthree legs, and comes down with four?' ; b% o' n' e$ ~8 L6 K( {1 G
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% Z/ ?4 M( ~: G6 Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all- r$ J5 C# Z! k$ {( S8 T
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour5 \& B4 l8 }3 b; _
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and0 S. z! X9 h! {" G
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right) E/ m0 g4 Z: N9 G" `
back to sleep. # z$ {4 Q0 B6 B. R0 o% S7 f
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& j- \9 I% p  e1 E1 C) Hwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and! P6 h% m% J5 L) r, z1 @- l
comes down with four?' 9 W; D* i% |" j0 H8 z7 B
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $54 U; V! F( q" [6 I8 B
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
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' ^. t8 c9 k/ L( Q% ~, K# K6 Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* ~4 i7 p C1 L# a5 Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 A9 k+ g3 K2 [+ t
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - \. @' o2 e, x: ~- R
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 : p0 d4 Q8 L" }7 z1 j! H
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：+ _! }! [1 |. ~. U% U4 I. N+ J0 y2 I
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，4 i9 T8 P. D* q% @1 G! |
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / j) j' `( E8 r, ]# g s
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 0 K' K# B+ B1 j& U4 U
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% T3 M" E4 \& e- c* Y全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 * h* U( t4 w& W4 `

/ b: h5 Q- l0 Z7 X0 L3 f4 L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 D& n2 X; s) [" h

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, L0 }' F+ B* e/ p+ F5 Q5 i. w别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ( l! O2 E/ f+ a. m
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 3 ]) w+ d7 h# ?8 q2 s
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 R. b* X, M5 n- d+ k8 {
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 $ }3 u; @6 K' Q( J* u3 t
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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