Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 I3 z) O' R+ t- n+ q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. m* ]0 L6 r. N9 _5 y- Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

9 A$ |' z7 j3 D, | You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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0 r; g+ k0 q, j( W+ XThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; `' e& W! @" \9 f; r- n! w$ I9 ~the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

8 F# V+ I  l4 c4 M8 wThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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# i& D( d3 a, C& K6 G3 tNow, it's the newfie's turn.

8 u  f8 R% \- s3 pHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ ^2 G, V" o( Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 F, R, X9 k+ Q8 m9 L- Tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- }: h; ]8 y) W8 Uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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# x+ \; ^2 G; p! `% Z0 y6 CThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

% @' V3 ^# [0 `( X$ g7 ]/ Y& z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' V" R/ I5 ~; R% r7 B! wcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

+ j" `) {" B0 O. l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 t2 \' y: y7 h! t# C>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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* A  ~- p$ n3 ^4 s$ g0 ~>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( x( v7 y8 ]  ]3 {# k& J8 r>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  ?! W( c8 S* A1 `/ g, I! k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- t# W; _3 J. B: b+ E9 f9 yA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  J' I2 d& W6 b0 [4 `that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! @, H* i4 n7 `! H* ~3 y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: F; \- G. t" Y8 x6 S. _. O" F加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ k; w% \( h3 d9 r3 ]5 j- O“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  n: ^( Y! W/ z0 v. N9 A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 |: ~( J# o+ v! X真聪明，偶像啊

6 g  `% @/ D0 o# H9 m) }6 W, N全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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: s7 C' M0 S. N1 k全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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3 A: P8 I/ Y' H" N别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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* T$ h) E  Q: s1 Q0 \5 }) Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

' _' Y+ K% k1 w7 [你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

  g( |7 s4 a& |5 _  Y% x/ D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  ^" [0 U8 g9 P4 j她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
; [+ C/ y9 }) Y! A她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ z4 s- ^% o$ N! Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢