Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' V! _2 P% O5 @8 C5 k9 `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 B( b5 c! l+ w! i  A. j  O9 \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 ~& I" w# U* a* J; h+ mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 Y) m7 F' L* f% |" p& z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: Z) @. Q; @3 o% X) kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" q- o! v, p, d# a, uyou pay me only $5.
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+ e/ E. d; \6 ]  _8 W! y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 v6 M$ ?3 Q; P2 _1 h' y4 gthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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0 E0 S+ Q8 w" T8 h3 v$ K! XThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 ]' _" B# b5 P  Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
7 i7 Z# Q) b$ ^, f. @lawyer.

. W% A5 N( o: \4 g4 X# M1 hNow, it's the newfie's turn.

/ o/ a, {4 {8 `6 }; M% mHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" E* _. b7 Z* r+ ~& {6 B; A* @) Rthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* K0 @# p+ I% c6 j2 b* v( n% Rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ o5 ]& V- N: h6 ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* ]* \2 U( J7 W9 g5 [: Vback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

! n/ @4 [2 a& h, u) T9 W6 V3 Z; ELawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

, I) h1 u8 m7 w1 |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ Q; G& S% s3 |( P% l>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ n9 {; g4 Q  Z- n- j; f! A>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& j0 a0 s' S7 d# P5 c5 A>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 h0 E# f% r; \8 z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  v1 H4 n8 O  H5 y5 M- t& E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 x% i6 t5 `2 {+ W! n) V* E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: l5 [5 X5 O% T' ?' J% JA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 ?: G$ B( g$ @! x2 C* Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 w) r2 ~$ q6 ~7 X8 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 J2 j$ Q  g7 |* X3 T+ \/ [5 J; g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ j3 K. b* [& s; R* E: {4 r+ h真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

  ~: n4 T9 X* n2 t5 F全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

  i% \' w. J5 v- c& Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 B0 [) T! i; L+ r8 ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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( ^, B7 p3 O7 l; u别把我往坏路上领啊。

0 x# J3 ]9 p/ W, s- G3 K+ y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ P# N3 I$ B- O加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

" C2 W; s, f9 j2 n: H8 ^( R9 @大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 m5 t5 Z* `9 c, l9 @. K她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢