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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a, `4 p% y" C5 h" H( z6 V& n
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 Z. K, Z% u6 {, K& [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 Q/ ?8 h, f7 a- p+ P% r4 C! R' m: Ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# ~) V4 [9 C& u% D1 s he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! G  P9 u# f) L, o7 @ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ z7 j! |3 D& U+ H. lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,$ ^+ B4 X3 l; U; c: N+ Y% U! p
you pay me only $5.
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, e$ x! K3 @1 |0 |, i( Q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I! L0 _9 l, k1 U
will pay you $500.
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: x, }0 p* I$ l- E) c. m$ E This catches the newfie's attention and to keep! o, F8 g$ y9 Q. g0 \
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 1 u1 X2 G/ p" |9 E6 W

9 Y) m) g" j4 ~" A& a+ M* NThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" g/ c6 I/ s9 v( v, D, o$ sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ; i, j& n% J$ t5 ?

3 O3 m7 K* j5 @; @" gThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his" f$ }- ]/ r  z) I
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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, Q3 |6 l- a% @, L* NHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with8 ~/ C  v$ f/ T$ j& I. `) ?
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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. l- q! ~' I8 y" nThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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. a& J8 t) o# Dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour( A: h' i- o9 }% D1 R2 Z
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ F# ]) k& y* C! I' Hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right/ x8 Z1 ]/ v5 |9 ]
back to sleep. ; r( M2 c& f; O) G; y/ ^: V

, f$ J% ?! r. S7 K/ k! KThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He3 {! h, C& ]% {; v
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and; j; O# ?. ?/ I3 {
comes down with four?'
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' D' ~3 J9 @9 h2 m* wThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5# d+ O! K+ U" q. e: I4 c/ G
and goes back to sleep.( c8 ~( i2 V4 |' b

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the5 S+ X- |, }- [  B
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ) H$ X# ~( o# g1 |) \) v" F* f
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ }" H# \, m& U: q' j# {% a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ) q7 I' \/ }0 A. x
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 3 f6 I: l3 a0 h# u& p/ Y
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ Q# s: C6 D* M" O0 A>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a - ?8 W0 y' e5 N& v& F5 _
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more * H9 Y6 V" N' |" k! m) L9 z  U1 t1 B
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ! M2 v! P, G3 j1 W+ C; L/ g; O  N
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 G" `1 N1 ~5 O; W, S6 u>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the % L4 t5 v. [& n2 |0 R/ \& R
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 4 G" k2 n; I- I1 U, j2 U6 i
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 |- q0 w, x1 H8 }A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a8 ~- y: T* |/ D( L( B
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb" l1 n9 z; e; c/ I7 S
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 _" }' o# h- Y5 `7 }the newfie would l ...

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( V- v% R) |. E% [1 Y, L  Q) T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
7 R. i- m; k; j( L2 F) r) ?4 |“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,; f' b* A* J7 t  j6 B
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 8 B  X) s5 H2 b. l$ e5 B6 g! i
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. ?7 d0 l( o+ I2 a5 o& s7 h% Y  ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
4 i3 c( D, v& g“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
- o2 h/ ~+ D9 }$ s. Y好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

% k) v1 Y- Y3 v真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, R- h/ F( E* U, w( O* }/ F真聪明,偶像啊
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, b0 ^( J0 M( J& k4 r* G全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 # r, }) s+ T& }* I

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ( k9 \. G) ]6 E

; o5 b5 ~- c' Y+ H+ b; {+ \4 f真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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: A8 P0 n0 E4 X  b( h别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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' _4 w0 g3 d$ }别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ }/ S8 w" A& w2 s你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   P# T; d  f2 ]3 A. l
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / p) q& b! @: |' G; M# E6 C) a
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真博学,偶像啊。

+ X  @* `! N# m$ D1 r: g* j大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 % p, R& H. K; t; {( P$ E+ U0 }

$ V- E2 B$ a& ?  v$ Z% c大学教授哦,能不剥削?

2 u4 y( D/ Z' w! P* M5 O& s她是大学教瘦?
7 ?; b6 \3 E- u大学教胖还差不多 , e( \+ p$ G$ J  {. Z4 M0 m1 \
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 % m! L' d9 {" r1 p
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ X3 U& [' h4 a" |* u紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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( x& |' q& n" i5 t# L哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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