Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% d7 J$ ^# W( Q- @" N0 i- Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 [/ i' X& l. ?) ^) X# Z1 ^ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

( i& r3 }2 T3 D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, _, U, O' m$ S& fthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# Q  A- g6 S$ M$ xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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% C/ x: `6 b, Q2 q/ y* Y; ]/ UHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

' J% M/ W. q3 y$ ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 J4 F/ w/ u! B! `/ c& Nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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3 H1 M# X& C9 l7 {1 U/ N6 b. jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' B6 T* \# Q! T6 E2 T1 ^" v/ k0 \comes down with four?'

, y: R5 n" w1 S% L- uThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 e2 K8 _. M' land goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% B( @# t$ j' f9 q7 D9 Y& ~7 S>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 Z. C  o8 R& d6 F, U; \>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, W  N' K% R4 K; Z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. G1 D0 q, V6 ?" J>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

4 Y* Q- K+ S4 ?( `+ o& J>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, j  y  y4 A6 C8 C5 x>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 U2 l( {) B" x$ D, |! J& Z4 ^>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 H7 E( y* H+ [A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 u( M4 X8 t/ m( D1 _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: `# V- }1 @; u$ _' q- n9 @6 Vthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! b& h; v' J% [% r! B, W9 `- H9 _& r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 _2 u3 x4 F7 N& _& p* ]0 l真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" L6 ?( A8 p$ q% v  L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

; b) Z& i) Q0 j5 Y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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; h7 M, a; _. s4 o  N/ m) F( b全盘接受一下。

0 r% w  @1 Z( e  D* z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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9 I4 Z7 s0 C- p7 y+ @6 u" L- Z5 L3 E别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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; @' L& T4 n8 f) }别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 C$ P4 l, d' }! B: M6 g# W! Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! t, C- a4 j0 D1 k0 a$ a' y4 E. g6 W真博学，偶像啊。

% K; ~) e4 Z+ y/ R大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

# t/ Z5 t! g& P4 g她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" f6 n" q5 \: J) ]' ^紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢