Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# S; j  ]& p9 M4 r1 \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
$ s& o) p9 C5 W  e The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& s* ?$ k" q) T+ S5 f he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ ?; ?# [2 M, G4 R% |" l5 P* Qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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/ n$ B% K8 V  e) k1 ` This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- I8 x# I% O! x: K, r. tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 H* |. T/ @. O: C7 l  @7 N% gthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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  G& m6 a* y% _& THe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 b, n5 G! O$ q1 Kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. W8 N& x# f4 A" O3 X) T/ shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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9 g* D& m- u2 o! P& E( {5 O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
0 U( k0 |% u% {6 g. j5 _1 E3 fcomes down with four?'

$ ]7 r% `4 o: b/ e6 zThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
# `; n5 Z, e3 v: D  V' sand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

- p& F$ w  ^0 o) N: X1 j4 JLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
6 `4 Q! C: s3 j  ^. u; X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& z6 w8 [" K) d>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% m$ M0 ^! E9 j7 O; n2 J0 ]>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 |! h# t/ f" {) s>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

, `4 ^: A' A9 d3 O( K5 _>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 z. u7 e; s$ @7 R>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ W8 F8 j% s' |7 y5 a>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% G8 C' ]6 L1 ~1 e! i4 f% ]>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* k. R% k7 r( i- v; H/ B3 E+ T  j" h# }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ ^- E. [/ E" n+ D; d0 A! X$ u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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3 G1 T* c7 l5 x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ z. Y6 T9 d9 ?+ Z* f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( b4 g9 A+ g9 s* y9 _! U真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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1 ]6 e: E3 S" D  t6 @2 J9 Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

- s6 A" A/ n1 p真聪明，偶像啊

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% T2 E- w! [& d3 n' H全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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1 S4 Z* _/ Q) g/ {1 d$ a全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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; s  P8 c* D* M: ?% ]# M别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 a4 Q. P& i. H  P2 [你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 {8 D3 }5 P% h$ {8 |* f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ f( C& z* o( X9 Z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

: y; p: ^' i6 y7 `真博学，偶像啊。

$ `: T5 \; x( v0 l& h! y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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" H6 o1 p$ f# b/ S, ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

/ s) v" M, _5 M7 U7 i她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
$ n. e% z3 b2 h0 m2 y0 t她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. g8 {' d2 z1 Q5 A6 t: K5 i9 k% m说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢