Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 p3 x6 z8 f7 c8 i/ U+ A# K8 V: P; Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 o0 @4 [7 `. X. nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 f# b. b9 h  z& O/ Jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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5 O' q4 v+ S& C The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" [9 J# q: M! N, q  s+ N he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 V+ f- O4 ?; ?2 C6 a% [3 ^$ T% u% [ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" e' K* C/ g1 c( G' d$ syou pay me only $5.
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1 }0 \( H0 e0 ?) | You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# ]0 Z+ x' i1 y$ _the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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8 m( i: b" Q! y, M# pHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 ^& ~5 i6 ^6 rthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" Y$ f7 S+ u9 ^the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, D/ M3 k( `7 d6 Wof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
( X/ ]! u1 Q2 _/ S6 k0 khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
- }, c! `/ S/ O  h* \back to sleep.

) ~& h7 a, n5 V4 Q0 p7 w: fThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) L2 E( C! [5 I: n. \5 jwakes the newfie up and asks,

) l6 {; R+ v3 l* p4 `' U'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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4 k/ e# K1 Z9 ^; V/ s2 n0 _& mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

% h6 N. y* m1 z% T7 B: G1 O% qLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 Z2 i5 F3 f6 Z) U>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 N6 R7 j0 a4 Y  f# C. c8 R>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% j/ j. v6 T+ E6 c>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' G5 A7 [, a( O- k6 [. O>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ x. @9 l( G! Z( d/ M>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# r3 u# I  {4 [>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  M2 V  M0 t' W6 Q. ~0 Z1 TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! H: @- o1 s* g) c% g0 olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% V/ G1 O  l: T! f* f! S+ Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, c% U' T6 J1 Y4 b# athe newfie would l ...

( {' B+ n" c! [7 [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% ^! m. D( f+ ~/ `$ Z; T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 C. N& I% Z' Z4 b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 t5 V/ [" M/ \/ _  e真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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4 ?, \+ T: D& J3 Z2 `8 R全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ n/ X) \$ Q5 ^* {  I真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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3 _* J; X1 y3 |8 k) Y. ~/ B/ A别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& R: H# n& y$ c( O2 t$ e4 ^多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

3 W8 n# Y4 n& u/ P/ v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' Y; Q4 H# s& F0 X8 q她是大学教瘦？
, v+ X1 J# K; d8 ~4 r, M+ Y2 F) e# |大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; B% Z. b0 S1 M8 ~说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  e  f+ q7 o3 p1 a5 T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢