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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* n$ |5 I/ g2 l6 [* |* S# p0 y7 N9 C
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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9 T, R  S% [5 j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so2 c1 T0 ^* G5 Z5 K
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,: C5 K9 W: {, B
you pay me only $5. 3 p3 E7 U" _% ?3 h$ f8 m1 S

! G/ C! b& T% e; H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I, p: g3 v7 q# ?2 D
will pay you $500. 7 X1 ~/ x/ A# v6 T

' C; `  M( r/ D1 ?  z0 D9 f: K This catches the newfie's attention and to keep) [0 C6 Z) [8 x1 u
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& {" c3 d5 {, V' j2 C5 [5 P( Pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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* m8 c1 Q; Y5 O3 V) C# `The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 Y% T7 `* j& I: @; w4 Q6 }2 gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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5 G( S- e2 n3 N) i$ |" F' eNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with' P# I* c; N7 `* j' m
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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; r% g1 ]* h7 S$ _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all2 ^3 x( E4 \3 v
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all  }9 V) j- {, e
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour$ t) _4 U5 {; S4 E
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and' v3 z! {( }8 ^$ u
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right- M! j) N, d) ]( U) S
back to sleep. % G6 {3 b2 s% e6 B1 e! S' ~
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He8 v& g* k1 R* Y( |- y* g
wakes the newfie up and asks, 1 M' R2 a- ?& f" G0 y- K

% Z) X6 M) p( u3 q3 k) g) g' K8 l; r'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( |8 H' l8 ~7 l2 d* f6 n3 Q4 e' ncomes down with four?' * y: f- ?1 f( }8 `/ T9 l( `( {

: \  m) c+ M" b+ c. M" E6 ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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2 c: a: o0 q/ e3 w- }! ?$ ~% jLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two . D5 Z" n* M% Z8 S3 `8 v) z/ n3 T
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason   ]5 Q# [3 ?8 N, K! M4 r1 u; u2 x
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the * A* Y, G, e( V
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 H$ ?- G) C! z; I4 Q# O>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct0 _/ \$ l, s8 h; Q: I. B7 B

2 G2 I6 j1 Y9 a' |: g- u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research + k% S; B, x( D7 z1 [, e
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 t* r. c4 Y+ Q- _>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more : ]0 V* t# ^  e) \# i8 d* Q7 O: m1 [, m
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 7 T- L4 C7 q: n9 ?. j/ b0 o
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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% z9 z, z" Q! C; d* E  x6 ^: C6 P>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* j" s1 K% ~1 d>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( a' f$ q0 p. O/ ~8 Q2 L6 J0 x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ' I3 w" A; z2 t% q8 ]4 ?
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 / E" M7 X  @2 Z  U
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 L; w# L! ?, Z% othe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 m) j3 w; t1 n+ [1 d2 [1 ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 0 S3 _( c$ v8 w- q' c6 Z

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" C2 Y1 s( w0 T/ f: \" A+ i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
7 Y" C8 Q) d. ^“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,6 g/ B) R& H1 M8 F2 Z: C
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( H' Z; _1 \, y; M真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ' K7 z- i/ ~% h! K3 q
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( B* b& ?* }- C, c- @全盘接受一下。

1 g3 }+ d7 `7 S" [真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ; N) [3 Q% N: c6 h, s. E
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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, h! R! \2 ]  W" t0 ^别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 3 u7 M! t) o. z6 L
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

* {; u- X/ x" V你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 g  v% Q8 f9 U  Z4 Z+ o: J; _
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* t/ M4 s& Q" E9 j3 u9 n  U6 T) D0 t真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 , ?3 j! k8 _* n& T3 L
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

9 s! L% N7 }) F: X( P9 M她是大学教瘦?
: e4 Z! k& Y. c! `( u大学教胖还差不多 # u$ F" T" j6 s' Y! f
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 , z/ t" k: [/ Q% d9 m. W( r
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 s; a' u- `7 a% |" K: g5 t4 q5 e说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ( o. d+ ?5 p, {2 f& a; g# O
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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' a: k, g- n. ?1 i哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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