Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% n3 D" `5 Y1 s1 Y3 lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  \" I  c% f& a& Z0 r+ dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* S6 [7 s$ q' [; ~$ ]2 p he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 W6 i! \3 k9 g' S, x6 _, J; D+ \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& Y. A1 N  {$ Y4 F0 F' [( I. Pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 Y% s$ X2 M0 O1 z( uyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& x6 j9 `* u0 Y+ C will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 G7 F. c/ w+ r: ~9 }% }. @the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

, a0 X7 Y0 c: M2 n, s4 m$ uThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ I9 Z6 J3 C1 y; ?  ^the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( X' |: k0 C0 ~- U1 V: lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
( }4 v4 [, }* I# {& K. klawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( t+ f( a+ \; Q1 lthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 B& X1 T. e" `; i. N4 C+ T8 s( @the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, Q) M9 E- p; G3 C! f2 phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 q7 ^7 z. b. E$ p3 t' ]wakes the newfie up and asks,
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  o. M# m9 |6 I  s! K% m8 A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ f. q2 R6 O. E/ C/ V) P& m. Pcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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$ F" T' Q4 u0 TLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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8 t( |1 i% F4 ]! B>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' c4 d4 l  f; ]" j3 M, o9 Y& [# d>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 i9 f4 t1 p; D1 Y>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' R* s( }0 q  _( M5 H2 Y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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+ {1 o. q" k  G* `+ V7 F, q' I+ ?>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 q$ q! s, u( X2 {# L2 ?>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  U! {4 I' n( s) Z& g>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; f5 d% |( j# U7 x>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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( p- o5 w# ^6 {, S/ B: s>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# L; q8 X. m/ L. q# A" H6 B* C>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 g& N* ]4 H% r>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 [1 F0 P- W0 p/ m9 \) K" u4 Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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: h& `# u$ R) I! Q: S  m, U; k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% y. l3 ?8 z. E' g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, I, ?8 w/ }: |# p4 B真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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/ q! s! f4 {& ?, g" {6 h1 q- g5 V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# K  z1 M1 Z; ]) a3 p, c% ^7 Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ @- u8 c( d$ ]5 q, B4 a0 M真聪明，偶像啊

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# H; x1 G7 l( ~6 R% [全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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9 p0 O; D' L. D1 S: x0 z全盘接受一下。

3 n; y( p( \) y+ [真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

6 s  v) R# W4 Q5 A, Y6 ~* O& [大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 |; i/ D# j8 {; r0 t! x! `9 o她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
: J4 @  L% K8 t( P她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: i' y3 s$ c- P8 E9 v3 `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; Q; T! Y* v6 ~6 n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: S3 y. B- u* f5 `! n哈哈，你们在这开小会呢