Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% i0 V0 J  x1 F. f2 S8 B4 Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 p( R) b7 {; nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 l/ m* B. w2 K+ T( D, d7 ]3 d# Dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
, O( A( o' \: o/ K, M/ ^( h% O% V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( g3 h! g" F9 O& p) } he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; p; K/ L+ C/ V6 N: f. t5 D0 b lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 p8 u. Z1 {2 U, F( Yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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6 x/ \0 l1 l9 |0 g4 X* L; b( O% m You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 L* K  S0 Q9 \7 O6 s9 I will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 W& Y$ t7 G$ t& R! v9 [the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- t# c+ E4 ^5 @" l& EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ [/ k, x% p9 v( t& h7 x- R& Fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 C, V" R# S) e: X0 x( klawyer.
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4 L& G- M, d9 P, qNow, it's the newfie's turn.

* y. s/ w! }0 ^" j4 `' X5 sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" N( @  v( G7 j' v: ]! L! t, Mreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ w1 H/ w) j% Y9 j0 \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; [" P9 ?6 L6 D7 x! ~hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
) P5 T. h" J$ A$ \; R+ \( Yback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ b  s$ Q) ?8 nwakes the newfie up and asks,

) k7 [0 x6 D- J* J7 R( _6 G+ d# v'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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5 i# T  Y' B% P. R, o! t4 V- ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
% ]- p) n8 Q& gand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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% B# {3 H! S! b2 S4 K/ s+ g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& Y( r; a  ^  j4 z; M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ X% A$ c" g5 ]3 S  O8 ]>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 V# a) y0 P- c>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  c5 X  V' }# [+ w>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- J9 Y  A3 b3 ]# Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 N: M; j# [, a0 N; n6 c% [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 G( J& x. l9 J7 e  r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) N- ]7 l1 e7 c7 p+ U( S1 c: g真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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7 g, w/ R$ s/ c9 A$ W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# _- w& J. g& x+ G" i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 ^' j5 @& H, |# i6 K( ^- X  s别把我往坏路上领啊。

! @! C. [) `% w) `你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ ~4 a5 f( ^6 s1 d" R' J紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& W8 |1 h+ o1 I说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢