Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 Q: x  U# V! {- Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 M3 W: s) E7 \7 Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: K2 p  @; E5 A4 A, R+ S1 Ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
4 x0 n( V1 H+ e8 x+ e) `# P7 | The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' v! I, h+ l' `2 c  V- g lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, L$ K, S# r7 N$ _1 r! D* I- S- Gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, }  ^9 \% W9 W0 r4 G9 Y4 ^4 Gyou pay me only $5.

2 B1 W/ }% y- U7 y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

( ]8 q" n% l% z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% ]% \; p' W) i" G: Lthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ Y! u% y* x) |- m4 h- ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! b( z3 O# \; B$ {! ]4 f/ qthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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; b$ L! V! ~6 l: LThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# h  r& \# _1 K% B5 y- ?of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! \; X7 `+ ~# B  K* t0 Yback to sleep.
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2 v0 `+ \  Q/ s7 XThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ z5 {: z* k3 k+ ywakes the newfie up and asks,

7 L4 U) o8 f# g' V6 a& s% V+ L'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* z, }9 g/ r4 Dcomes down with four?'

, j1 Z7 \: C- c+ `6 U" D3 m- P# e4 ]The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
) I8 @- N0 N2 M! x0 N! gand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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! A! b0 V2 K* f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ d! V, J" i/ @2 Z5 W; Z& X>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 [7 x8 B0 Y6 u4 r>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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- I, z& R4 x6 p>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" N  Q. Y6 J6 d8 G, R- z& V9 u6 ~>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% o5 J9 S0 s! j% O>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 H3 |. v( Y& n>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

! x$ \7 b3 \/ S. }! \>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ E. A& r  h/ w>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ t' m' x0 k- u  z2 v9 flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: k4 G. ~" C3 Y2 W" Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 A9 I! z* L" [9 U, F7 L$ rthe newfie would l ...

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' n5 h. p2 m  g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 i( ^% f$ n0 n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 ]) e$ p" L: e# p8 A' [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 T; `3 v/ E. e! ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 `! y% ~. m  Z1 h# t真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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2 w  D$ f; H$ f. |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 C" I$ X0 {/ O! V& c6 b% V真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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9 T( i3 }1 D% F9 s# a真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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- p1 q( ?5 F6 W6 b5 d# Z# a别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



* B/ A& j% p. n别把我往坏路上领啊。

, k9 |4 T3 D6 c9 [你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! f2 W+ d! h0 y; [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 G; h7 B! I# z$ C真博学，偶像啊。

; A3 s$ k! [; M* w1 `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
+ @5 T) R  W3 ]; P# s4 I' T2 Q  J大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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; V: x& j- P7 K* g% x1 Z: p1 K哈哈，你们在这开小会呢