Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 ]9 B# e' H. Q! k# t& rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. M8 c4 b3 g5 f+ X( E lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, X2 B" ~" _" Yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; i' r6 ~% P8 a2 h/ `; P. x$ ~6 Ryou pay me only $5.

$ ^) N* O, l2 d2 J+ y; |. W You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 {7 y5 o6 C1 ]; A* ]4 J- [* W* v) H will pay you $500.
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, s; v! Z$ ~7 T; H6 e This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 `/ u1 s: z7 epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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8 F0 }. ~( S+ Z" P: e! k/ C+ PHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) j* l: @$ S" h0 n" P0 B$ Hthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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: F: L/ R; D7 h) j2 n0 x4 iThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ x4 i- y  Y* l- J! `% ]: H8 _1 a; eback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

' I8 |) |" f5 n; ]( A4 Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( x" V0 k/ G1 \% ?4 Y$ Y# E& ]comes down with four?'

1 s3 c2 n. V5 w+ PThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 B) D' a0 Z  j' d. e- C! R& jand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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. `' A3 P, x7 d* y: r: O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( U7 ~1 |6 m7 m) N4 Z, x>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ V* `  u* F1 }6 d' ]% L5 S" O>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

$ P& e+ m2 l7 _: D! r>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 ~/ R$ M& l  }/ V>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ k( L% r. J, ^' Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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( t7 l- d" {# }+ @; `+ Y' ^9 I好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 u4 _0 I$ D3 O% E! C. q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# j) C/ X1 e$ I4 T) ~* J. Q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* H& s  F2 X) D4 z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( }5 f6 }% N9 \真聪明，偶像啊

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+ p/ h( G- o& I& _+ K! y+ l! t全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

, f7 C1 X* _! x: |0 S1 Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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: o. C1 M; A- N9 J1 _0 l4 o  b* a别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



& @: L2 @0 C) C; e别把我往坏路上领啊。

- O" E+ ^- k* T* k你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
% V2 [# A3 }0 H- C! L  g
2 E! J' Z' \8 ^# p% Z1 K: {真博学，偶像啊。

1 H4 G, T$ Y4 s4 k3 _. n( K: H# h! a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& I0 k( U! c4 X2 K她是大学教瘦？
" O) O. T1 k+ c! s5 N大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 M3 Z$ Y: A- s# J0 W6 ?$ M1 m( T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢