Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ H! W* E  m8 S" l5 l  I  J1 \the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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. e1 s! ^* f6 }! m+ \ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" L4 x) |8 {' y' x( a+ a lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 l' ?" u& H: T& A# H: \you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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0 B, @: {4 z+ k8 a& @ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 E" m% H8 o/ |1 K) bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

9 ?4 D3 x/ U1 U; @+ e' C, H( IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) {* N! Q4 E2 Fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

* V6 U3 {0 x' ENow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

; `& J% s% Y- O! s' b/ N' xThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 c; P$ N; ?4 D! Creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 x0 _3 k% x+ u8 {/ X4 _0 \. \/ O9 hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- n" a1 i5 L8 B9 D/ Qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 f4 F$ v; F4 v0 o+ N3 f% ~7 hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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  x7 w3 J1 T- A( ]! P! Q. C/ @! q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

$ d8 k" s( S" b- @+ TThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
) G! m$ I! I) o. ^7 q! U* u  Sand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

2 ]8 ?1 r/ J1 j# b7 s5 a# t9 P4 wLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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' V7 g8 q6 u6 _& {3 U2 O( J$ M. P0 d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; S3 `1 j0 L7 Z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

8 q) T9 L6 t0 x: O8 u& }2 R>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 R! X& Z6 Q- |>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ d) u3 I9 l% ~>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

0 T, h7 D7 m* F% I* K9 q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% F! F% s' T1 @1 H7 clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 U. D" n' G" a: J1 p& m: {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& O. c6 g4 b8 q9 |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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8 @9 K. C6 V: I# p+ S( @( q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, ~6 d( b4 J/ I8 p0 Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 {6 ]6 `0 P. R/ V: K好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. G- H+ a6 I, ?. x! _  a真聪明，偶像啊

( r4 G# v3 s( C6 e9 z  b全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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" B6 m+ }, B: R! Z0 X! T别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) `. u5 N" @" q* |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' Q" j; Y4 }% d0 \. Q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: [0 L% U. M7 U真博学，偶像啊。

' J. ^  T  Q4 q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

- g; p% m" x) k5 _她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
- B6 l: m( t( b: e5 a她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  \: ^- Y+ u- ^; s8 X紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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: s% {' h1 Y+ u" m" v0 ]哈哈，你们在这开小会呢