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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 x6 s, T. c3 S: Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 p& u: B5 M4 h$ J$ K6 \& Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if' J# ?. i1 N3 \- n1 s' B
the newfie would like to play a fun game. + t: o, G7 ~+ r3 _* l
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 c! C4 E5 X& s$ ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& d6 T0 Y$ {4 X! \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I8 }6 }& P2 W6 @3 y' b# m# z( O
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: a4 y' ?2 K& x6 Pyou pay me only $5. 0 l; J9 L; L5 f4 J0 `
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I4 t& i+ ]4 {1 ^* u, A! ~* Q
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep  ^* o& O0 H7 S  J4 h" L' H
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 0 s4 N) a8 c2 C% s& U
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's0 G. Q' r  x1 {* \6 i7 U+ H
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' / d  G; t& K* e

2 E8 i: K8 d& U* G7 LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) B- {0 i0 v& I0 @pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the; N5 a+ h0 d& k9 f: p" x6 S( }7 \
lawyer. ) e5 j/ M, x; j/ [  d3 D6 \
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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# o7 J: C1 Z! \3 [5 dHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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, g" I2 h* g* O; A" s4 wThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all0 |7 }0 [* s, I  P# L: y
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 k" B% }8 v. `% M: |the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour8 v! L2 t% [8 Y( c: T
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ K2 r* i& H, D- t; o+ S( s* dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right2 Q0 V- P5 X, S9 x0 p/ T
back to sleep. " x% g+ r6 h9 n# z
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 ^4 W, L/ t6 y( w, [wakes the newfie up and asks,
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; s; n/ ]; b( ^" v'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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" j  W# g/ y8 y4 N" a) M# `2 SThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!" X4 f4 X: H" o! r, X. p+ a& l

4 O4 A$ A2 T3 `- q# sLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the+ W+ V! i& k5 Z1 z$ {- L- [* J
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. @% q6 f+ T8 r4 u: ?>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 N% b5 D3 ?4 J( Z, F6 @>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the - p* y8 x' c* p2 {) X0 M
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# w% U* Y! ~: c+ S>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct9 a9 z9 X6 ]2 D7 h8 m4 c5 ]
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research * N/ [5 \: S3 g
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 6 c) o' o2 v( P% x0 [$ _1 N
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) Q7 J- Z) f& ]' Y' \* f>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, : h3 y% k7 d8 j/ w: E9 W0 k5 T
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three$ V; X, f* q- v2 J

& R$ e# Q4 a5 O>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 x+ T. a7 f- ?' S: O6 J$ e- y; M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 2 ~, F$ ^+ v1 u9 u4 K
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% b0 I* B; {5 ^# L# p( l/ K>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 % M/ o0 ~: X7 i) v
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if7 V. D( t% p  y2 c: ]& x4 E
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
1 T. Q! p' p, R. r8 ~; q5 I“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
# A' ~0 S3 ~, {* V9 [. O) C8 E好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ h- h# R; ^* @5 Q3 f( M2 T; v加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% V! c( F1 v( V真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 & U1 v4 t7 U* h! t
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+ D4 |  F0 k5 |, R" z1 l0 X  n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:% Z; c6 G+ s  e" e8 c& L
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
. d! P6 r+ j, a2 h好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

2 ^1 u# [8 ?& ~4 U真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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3 J* [/ H; z$ |# I' U全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 6 u4 Z* w/ f4 m; C' f4 m
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 0 O2 Y3 N+ P/ h' t1 X' w  _
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) A7 n0 i1 l1 C9 i- t! R: y' H别把我往坏路上领啊。

: o6 P) m; V5 J2 j7 o& F你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 L& D0 q, Q% x4 L' k1 K5 Q- f. ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ' P2 L) Z" X' j, \6 i  C9 a; o
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真博学,偶像啊。

5 B3 f. D, \. @6 u& N大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦?
% I) C, X0 `- N5 Z+ v9 N% ~大学教胖还差不多
, k$ ^/ M( ^- B2 T她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是 )
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 - x+ e  c/ m9 N) Z$ f0 k2 L
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' E6 i6 C9 t% n; b紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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* T& X& c4 M- Y2 ]) q( W0 H, b' y1 l哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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