Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% h/ L2 u/ ~' p( W1 J! i/ w& Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 b9 n/ q& X  V2 N/ T' dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 U1 K) C: m; C9 Y$ V lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: p* o. n& s7 g1 T( Oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

! G- ^7 g1 U& X You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; o3 r: B( J8 H* x' w! I' s  _2 kThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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! o7 m! ^6 c, D9 iThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

- X0 f6 O$ s6 ~- S" |The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: r4 \/ I1 c5 {, x  q1 _* g/ d: bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; U9 Q4 y9 A) G$ [* khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, Q3 n, w) X. F' h( \$ M  Oback to sleep.
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/ d) p3 g7 a- gThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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6 E( N6 q/ `8 X0 N7 g! ~- R'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

, ?( g: {7 n, Z) ^8 i  n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ S( E; Y' b, S( o4 Q6 w  _>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

+ u+ U+ \# q) `0 ~) @6 y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: s- w; |& {3 z1 B% y3 v>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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) D! T4 `& I" R1 P) g0 _5 T>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
7 {. T# W( V7 ^6 x: n5 }) t: N>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% H2 _% d' f( I# W& v1 R0 H. Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% {' ]! G; i/ {1 {) }& Dthe newfie would l ...

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) y" K- Q+ [" E3 Z2 I/ c好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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8 Q# a" u& o, S" V$ t- X. c1 Y3 g& M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" A0 K4 M, E) y* h真聪明，偶像啊

+ P  D2 G. ^* _" U全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ k7 j' g8 L  `# k& G全盘接受一下。

& d, V' x7 @* s真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ P- [$ s# X8 V+ {. G; _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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& F3 x8 P% H- I! F5 r别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% z3 O9 E0 o- H% j0 c5 g  e* ?, g* l8 c别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 C. K/ S; f9 d你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 J5 v$ S& E4 w- _; E多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( x/ X3 \4 a. A( n: Z1 i1 Y8 [真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
- q" ?7 c* x& g* E9 r+ p大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 M! n* R9 @: j7 D1 i% L说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& d& s; ^: `  M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢