Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- ?% F: U. b, Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ b. o+ I! ^; h# M# \; xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ `6 W+ ?4 L* u9 P! |) D7 U9 { lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 I* o/ Y) t3 i) v- Iyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& z* W$ w- J0 D) @the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  d+ k) a( o) @- k8 T1 _6 ?the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* o  x. E8 Y+ @* k% lthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ U" }3 O& F: X! Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ I3 X& ?. c, F5 I  C1 `of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' e4 l# m* x: lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. X" O% f: b* p# [/ iwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

3 d$ n% t; E2 g) O8 MLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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4 X3 W. {1 J% Z1 e( F1 {6 N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) |9 M& d& k& s4 y- ^" {! S>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 f3 |  y8 k8 i' X; G- t>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. U" p6 }* d' k: J3 R>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- M2 l$ a% j3 P3 I>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* }- d  F# `5 Y8 l* U>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% n0 p1 U2 Q- o$ ?+ f9 ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 `- K: N& X/ G% o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 |9 m. ~: x  m0 T>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 O) a8 {" _- O. nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 c" W% K2 C; u% h" ^- `) h' Xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 |% C3 @  ?$ |the newfie would l ...

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" q: R- V' O5 J9 J3 P5 L  u: b0 H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* f6 G% n. p& Q8 U# o  b! ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# V. b- W' a7 ]+ E" S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, l! k8 b; d, g# f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 u2 F% v- c9 o! Y9 w2 |" Q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: \( p! l5 w/ Y. c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) h; m7 R: @  X4 H5 s. f2 Q3 r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; q- d+ L5 g5 I* O; L6 c1 ~真聪明，偶像啊

/ g! |) D0 W# _  @2 g* W) w0 X全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

& X/ T2 h, V6 Y1 n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

3 V  L6 b$ l3 M8 p) Z1 @8 v5 d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 v) k+ D" Q+ G/ F别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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  P- i8 ]. c5 |7 x0 M别把我往坏路上领啊。

: ]+ K$ L. c6 B  i3 C$ K& Q你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 F, c- n  n0 R9 Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  ^! I+ @2 J3 u" V7 E' \+ J. b多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( a8 f& m9 a6 z0 B. H真博学，偶像啊。

" n9 S  v1 b8 Y0 Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

, k: J8 F  ~5 C她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 A3 J' E3 x; g* w$ l紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. B: Q! ?) z4 T说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ W$ N* E9 {8 Z$ t哈哈，你们在这开小会呢