Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 W9 P- {/ T9 m& U3 @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, c& v; J; c# ^! j8 G- D4 Z( Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% P/ {' u- H+ T4 C! Aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. b1 N& y4 C) `0 gyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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) ?; l7 G6 Y8 _  U5 ]3 PThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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6 ?0 {; I, e+ c( G  PThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 |/ W+ N3 x2 _4 [pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

* m" N; i* @7 @. C  d* ZHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

# f) ]( \$ f% c! M/ vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  J8 d/ j* C' o% E% \/ Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 }. _; o. C1 d  d* f* Sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# F' k& A% b$ B( [0 [hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
; W" \- t  n& y0 {6 \back to sleep.
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- s+ Q. Z( n: l4 [" E9 B8 F8 v! C3 {The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

9 ?8 C% A9 J, a: n* _The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
& c- `# d1 B; o' F0 W# band goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

3 b# ~" l8 D, D5 H* \4 ~! S1 g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 }5 G$ @* d; t% C& `% e4 s>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) ~) o- N" y1 _4 N$ N>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; ?: _* X5 q3 q6 T* x. [6 n1 e  F>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 f) c, Z; c6 u: N9 X& n>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( f4 n: o* x; \+ K  K' T' s>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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( O& _, y# p6 C3 `0 D& ^>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ c# b- n. b) {/ \  r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
7 h0 y  E  M9 J) V: M. `>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, l- l4 `# T0 V, D+ DA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ z6 m: c- ]% z7 E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 {! L* P; o7 T6 J/ m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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& D# Q8 o( _' V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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' i$ p3 h2 K/ ?8 F  \1 I) X( l- e8 p别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 g7 \0 `1 k1 G加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 D/ m. y0 \, `' M& M) f多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ C1 _' g) S7 {+ d6 K$ l6 v+ r真博学，偶像啊。

6 M  Y# ?5 O$ |' M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

  @) J* U! w: c' K. v/ R4 N/ a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

: ~) ^5 m5 ]7 x) U" J: J她是大学教瘦？
, N! X7 x2 O8 t大学教胖还差不多
& H& P6 }/ b/ ^- ?3 a她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* ?9 @! i- c( ]9 ]3 p' Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. B$ S* S* z8 d" E9 C# P+ v说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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+ D3 D/ u  K4 @9 l2 X, m# U哈哈，你们在这开小会呢