Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 O7 J* ^) u; h' W2 V* _. S( q7 S5 m" z: slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, {' ]+ v1 d3 g2 P( Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 k8 l* W/ W5 b0 _& J6 r he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 q& C$ j; I1 S2 m' mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( M7 D/ J" U1 |5 @5 y* |! q. Fyou pay me only $5.

! L* x1 ^' N( X% G You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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2 G7 c% n3 R5 h7 i- z! J5 l2 _& Y5 f' KThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ g9 ?  E; N  ]2 Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, J1 h+ ?: s* w: L& g" c8 Y& P9 Wthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ _, G* J* ^/ f3 l3 X6 x+ ?# ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' T  s: o$ V0 a" S6 ?+ o) o' ^4 Dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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3 H! Q" Y$ V0 Z3 i. I/ w, HThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! h- _1 Y5 n* a. ]wakes the newfie up and asks,

! A. ~3 V* t5 N$ }3 f6 J'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
) D2 B$ `8 j7 H5 y) Fcomes down with four?'
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' i# @* r) D- S, ?; IThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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2 g: ?3 v4 X; Q; eLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, a1 T- X7 F1 y0 _>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& ?4 X2 t" ]% n* d>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ G) j* b6 x2 g7 l) U>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

0 i3 d4 m) m* S- S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 V! A" S6 h" N8 Y/ P! y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- C7 C' c# a5 O4 N& N2 W' @5 r7 P6 `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 Z% B  c4 }8 e/ u' \! e! O0 i! J>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

9 F) Y) U) |* c& l, U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* t5 N0 b* _1 v; q1 ]3 v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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5 ?0 D& x: U4 A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; X; G1 G2 t  w0 i' Q, J2 q7 x“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! o- _# p4 Y, ]* g: e5 `- _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ o1 ~! o" N# ~. ?0 M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( W' \+ w6 c$ ]2 Q7 q真聪明，偶像啊

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2 C( \5 z' a* C9 J' f: w; v5 t全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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6 c; e" P" l# c别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- M& X0 {. Z0 I+ h/ |# s你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* G+ ~) j" g4 \2 G$ [2 {加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

8 P9 `+ J- M4 f1 K6 e/ P大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& S) I1 f& W  z6 i  r9 K+ I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 r8 p3 R6 e! r) C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) d3 a( G4 s9 h2 p  j. W说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 n1 f+ }& R/ {+ {) X/ e1 `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢