Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# m3 `+ A. q  v9 u2 F  f he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 B! Y7 d& z9 m8 x3 a lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 X' |1 H( n' z: dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 x- v3 b1 D! C+ p# |you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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9 f" I8 @$ p/ N2 C# b  I  [ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 I5 X7 K/ U0 l9 @3 Ethe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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8 n; U6 N. W5 C0 IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! T( ~. C! K" {; x7 Xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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% q- w7 z  F7 ]  z& {2 @He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; P( z8 D9 g2 U2 a) Tthree legs, and comes down with four?'

4 B( B/ S- U+ TThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 r* |$ n' Z+ L6 |* K" x0 H2 hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 f% _8 r# X7 bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) q8 T/ X$ P! B* qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
/ Q6 u* s; S) F1 z8 m3 W# Tback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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$ D2 @( x; A$ @0 C6 h; A6 l' h) i>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 p1 O3 f7 Y8 C- v9 s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
- ?5 l- @& ]0 Y" q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ N6 N! N$ m& |% Y- y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 N" _. d$ e9 Z: ~A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; B: P, Y1 C3 @  llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: d; `0 `+ \, a0 m, y; v1 ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* {% h5 j* y0 [* l8 T  V- v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) Q. b# k, M- O# x& e5 t; k真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

5 x# {' x( d9 f2 D# F真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

# X4 r; I6 `5 Q0 D: n: P, R. @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

( u. o. ~; E, |$ d) e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

- S5 f' t  a, x5 @8 [大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) E- @, J+ O: v说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢