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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a6 p# M& [/ ?: [8 K8 }( L% G
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb# J3 u! z! r7 o1 a+ q+ b# L1 O
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if8 M& ~# M1 [: B* [
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( G6 r8 A4 M' w; N0 T, G4 Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The0 ]* |' l. Z1 g- k% ?5 u: _$ ]
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' e# E0 {% s. N4 Z0 ]3 j+ Hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,7 Q2 N4 ]" K: }, x8 _/ @# C4 x0 W
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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/ `8 d, g" ?2 R* U4 U( w9 c This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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- |# F) f# d, V  m% _( [7 |The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's% J* |0 w( W, B, ^
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ) O1 c3 f- h# k3 K; }

* ~, S( z' b, y- g& O% v1 a/ b, NThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his  o3 o* ~8 r8 W+ d
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the% B$ u4 ^# D! u* x& ?" M* g. `: q
lawyer. 3 S, H: B9 _+ i7 v/ ^; ~  Z2 H
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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0 Q6 p% ]3 Z; BHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with3 |( Z% {) D! ?! w8 ^& Z2 e; A8 H
three legs, and comes down with four?' % T! _# ?! M- A) t" h3 b

- j) S" S, `' T' X' @- E: CThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' u* E! n; E) @" S8 I& Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all2 `# A2 [$ ~; J) _  D
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour: x0 `  u3 @2 M) B8 T% C
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; Q9 i# w! e3 ^; |, uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# s% f* J; V' N2 F  Cback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He* _1 C* R6 o9 B. n) B
wakes the newfie up and asks, / R8 O) E: x0 l: ]

" P: Q8 F/ a$ V; c! q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 l2 D& h# l9 {* Pcomes down with four?' ! I* T7 y1 z2 ^+ ]  x; k
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5+ ^5 x4 @9 k% u6 \
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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2 Y5 ^& c. c+ i7 F$ m0 zLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason + S0 V4 |$ J, K& e' H/ n/ o
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 3 W) V( e7 ?! [2 y4 k
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 }: K  V7 m* R' M& A>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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; z% W( [/ I- n6 \5 h. M>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 g9 F7 A% H4 ^' j) C. o( v" I/ e>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 6 P- S+ u  d9 q9 E$ [
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
7 a: n0 c6 J& H1 j>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 f4 Q, K" K( ]8 k>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 M1 ?5 D+ }; u9 U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. z* m$ c% ]% ~, ]3 U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 " A3 ~! u1 H2 a4 ^: w
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 q/ K$ K* V8 M/ O
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" D  z* @6 K+ x( N& ?1 y0 Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 B) n2 g6 q5 b# y9 `0 ]2 b
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
: I# q! M. a2 L2 i“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
4 z* c: O6 Q. \/ E; f5 i6 e好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ' b: s. R0 h' G' A) W0 _
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 7 Q- b( x7 {  J. n$ U
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1 S4 n- x+ X! V2 `* a* q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:( `) s) G5 O( E/ h4 R
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
  p2 c% ]- Q6 J5 U好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, I, X  f8 F1 F1 T) l真聪明,偶像啊
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5 C& [, @6 j6 C全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

3 g0 p; H2 M3 E' ?: P& @真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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3 H" S! i) k8 X; }; ]/ r( P; r真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 g5 s$ e/ j! Z3 x  h/ F- n5 t2 W; `
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* R; A/ V$ q7 l% \+ J; L% h" ]  z/ o多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 S; l- g& |5 Z" E* f& }( q真博学,偶像啊。

$ `& l7 M, j/ j# n0 l4 R$ \1 K大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 X4 B3 P- N0 d  J" G
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 % s% r+ E) K* C1 f5 w4 b9 e
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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7 B; v* w2 _( y) D' b哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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