Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 R" h2 G) Q) z5 L5 u  Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* a+ S  J8 {# E) y& x; e1 vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# d: y! K: Q" |9 i+ @* y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ s# E+ Q7 [8 P  f' ?2 A$ ` lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 Q& @& b  j; Syou pay me only $5.
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: v8 d% ]0 Q: A You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, Z  h6 g6 n5 B- ~/ \1 a0 h will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! @, G, l1 z+ A) I: Bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

: ~1 [# Y) g9 M$ Y5 c, ]4 bThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ ~: _! l: \3 X4 M* g7 b* {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 X/ |- R5 x# Y5 E6 ^' r7 J# B: ulawyer.

7 G) S3 q/ Q# {$ xNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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: b  T7 O$ k; s! a; B7 }; U5 D% `He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! X2 ]8 E( v7 T8 P+ Oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 F  B; E: w7 U7 wof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, B$ T/ s; d/ r! n& b* yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
: [( Q9 n, F0 F$ a9 R# lback to sleep.
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/ E1 W4 U2 I/ l3 p. u3 qThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; d. `; d  ~0 k$ {" Q5 Cwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ v4 v' P# l% G2 d/ dcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ l7 z6 H. M2 I  k6 i# F0 Q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. V2 k* r9 K7 E3 _, j>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ G& @9 E& x  a8 e>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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7 m: M2 B7 R7 y( ?  M1 b>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) Q) L& |6 _+ k$ G2 x>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
# o, m: q% B& ?A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& E6 B8 u- [6 Q2 d* m3 o( w$ uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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0 f- P1 ^/ b  D3 h2 e8 d% r, m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 b. e6 C+ s5 R: a9 Q! ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 B1 M5 o% }8 k6 j; A加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: i& C$ E0 w  D# o+ Y  I  O- T真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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1 M0 w: u. X1 p, e; y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 h( \  R9 v- A) {. A& q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ H6 A2 W, a" p) i, M% ~) U  H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 I$ @2 j% F0 |4 M; }+ a% N! o8 Y# }真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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6 h# d$ @; e# j( v7 c/ K3 i全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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' u" G8 m& ^1 D5 Y3 {/ f别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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8 s* D, E3 m* \9 J! ]2 j& u别把我往坏路上领啊。

3 v8 f) q% u, a% Q: M5 V+ z3 A0 V+ {你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) P1 s1 Q, i4 j多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; u" q9 O" p, e  E2 @真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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1 ^, E$ b; U" v5 `' E% H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

/ H: {5 u4 j3 ?# C4 C! F她是大学教瘦？
, K" s! P5 x) _大学教胖还差不多
: D/ `9 L+ E2 i9 _& R0 \她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ G+ n: M2 `6 ^/ j0 U3 l+ t) e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 d  X3 g- n' F* @9 T; t+ M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢