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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ ^3 ^% q+ _4 f  G& N" I  Athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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2 T* e5 d. U& C1 y" ^! g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 i$ y) z% v# c+ W he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* C. K& Y, M# M: x lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ v' L5 h$ i# N8 d" Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, G: Z$ M+ H6 T" y4 ryou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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' I5 N1 ]9 z$ a: Y2 u0 I( d8 T! PThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 z; N" @4 n' ^5 m6 s+ Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with- O) {  H* Q9 u7 J+ C# P: i
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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: |' W# W  G( W" I( ]7 pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and9 e, x* w$ A0 T% s( N. B. D5 @
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right. K& \+ w+ B# g
back to sleep. $ J/ H4 O. n1 _/ U& V! Y* R8 A

+ ]: m8 f) i6 L  mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and) P3 f5 t1 {( _0 k5 F* A# b7 q
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!0 h% G9 h- z4 z4 j+ r1 W" x

4 g( R% k/ y7 I0 QLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ t, W( Y- Q3 S2 F# M, n! }>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ( |- j( E/ S! g, A- a6 B1 R. b
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ( v# y+ y# V, r
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! }& O  @, n. G) p3 f0 A0 q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 T$ M6 H2 F! a* H. d# i" X>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a & P# c" I7 W, C/ ^" a2 v1 c
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# y1 o8 ^/ X; z2 @1 t2 [* w7 ?  ~3 c>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  Q5 _4 e/ f  i) v8 j. ^* P! A+ C>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ( |* Q: P* x# X/ T% o& B. Y
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the % X' e  w* l4 o; y. F% P
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ g+ a/ Z5 t8 b0 z' c- c>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 & W! A; q; z0 o- y. c0 N! A
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 k, P+ d) A5 ]9 S3 k, F, H/ d7 Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 F  T0 n% f' ^0 N) W& A4 ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 s& j4 c5 p7 p- w, `the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: U6 D9 H4 {+ f: o) T
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
+ y; t/ x4 r5 h6 S2 F3 b3 M  ~5 G好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * ~# k8 N+ \9 _7 J
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
5 O( j  f8 @  `) |. ]* z- s  P/ F“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
. ~" K6 ~2 y1 u% j2 j" T; d! H好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

% F2 m# T4 x7 g& {真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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; B. W1 j' z2 [  y/ G3 X6 c) p# r全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 7 Z7 N3 L5 u2 H$ U, y. ~! J. k+ Z

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1 k* u# a5 z  k+ o+ {全盘接受一下。

8 M; _7 M5 G( }" Y( y真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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! D5 T0 }" j8 t) l' s别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ( D( k3 q" N2 u  v" R) S

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 F) r1 c  R. D! N; T7 I5 f加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ g* O! L6 Y. E+ A% C& f! I2 D* B多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! D+ i# R, ~/ V- j* S+ O
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真博学,偶像啊。

5 k$ _2 v- H0 K& n/ S" [$ L- e大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ) }/ n3 d1 x; F5 u* A! L

: h1 b# {+ _$ Q$ {大学教授哦,能不剥削?

( E5 }1 z5 _8 R* M0 W: {" Q她是大学教瘦?
' I; z: P, T" M- t6 X大学教胖还差不多 % n- p* s& f/ \2 D$ j+ @/ @
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & ]. v9 Z! j0 ^2 p5 ?/ v; E
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( h+ s' v0 w- Z/ U7 j$ V' @说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 n) m/ E, q1 P3 S
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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2 x4 V$ z8 h# F* e6 }哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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