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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a! a! j; M; a& S$ L& u9 U
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" J7 v- y7 C% T9 |) n7 a8 D9 vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% \2 `5 ~- I- |3 J$ S# ~( T' p+ t6 w5 D( pthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  U. F4 y) ]& b9 n9 U he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 B/ Z6 O7 H4 p6 q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I$ \+ |% M) D5 h+ |8 h" q9 K, Y
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 ]* _# p* K8 Y, myou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I  p! L/ x- A9 d9 f
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& G6 e- {9 G& a. H5 [( z0 Bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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) q8 L* B% @. d# ?Now, it's the newfie's turn.7 O, q  c3 v) l: g1 L, s' O4 k; K
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. B" a- ]' M9 C* P4 n7 rthree legs, and comes down with four?' / D1 a+ ?: O0 i6 D

% Y+ F5 S6 K. J3 }- c8 u( YThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 X7 d4 {0 k% E3 ~# l# h  h" nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all2 S: K, |" G) ^/ {$ o& O' N3 L
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour3 x  I' V3 C0 S5 O$ B  }) S
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and3 {" I5 V: T* W4 H/ A
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
; o% [2 W$ B; x; A5 y2 Q+ Qback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He% X+ D3 E! @$ h7 ?
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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6 v1 k7 y8 t; @4 a. I'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 D/ D$ D# }; \' R: v  {8 {comes down with four?'
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" C/ W& `6 @  O. {. ^# JThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!3 y, [1 {: ^& P" ^. l

+ v! q7 o  P, f1 |1 RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the  W& [3 N) N0 X% m2 L, ]
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
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>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: x4 x! i0 b8 W% n, d>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. H# ?( b  u( v; }" T>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- T# ^* y- Y" X, Z1 i4 g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 1 y) `# P- h8 V) `1 X
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 3 i6 L) R' J0 r3 |, l% r- n3 @
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 w8 \& L, `$ K& s* j6 d$ p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three* v5 j( \) j/ c1 u/ M& P
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 1 I7 T. a9 W  |. n& S6 y' n& v: h% g
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the : ], q! E5 e! E) _# w! C2 ~
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 7 C7 l% e2 p4 D; u3 D: L
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 {( N: {* G" Q. S# p( w/ u
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. i& D7 @: o* R5 nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if8 X. V0 d3 }5 {' @( `: j
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:# ?  h6 Z" s/ a# q9 ?( J: d
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,. R$ a' o" D5 A7 H  z5 }
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; N; p; u$ d8 X加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. Y: ]! p! w1 a  s真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:% u% \6 s! g6 k, O9 r
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,* t% P% B* @" L+ a0 c8 p& A% Y
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( ~  e+ h" X$ G% Z. ^& T( s- J
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真聪明,偶像啊

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. O, ?( R/ m! J0 }. c全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 1 \' y5 y# e( ]) J) k
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全盘接受一下。

* D. e5 g" M- \. W真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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. B0 _! E+ u. g8 P真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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- P4 Z/ T5 v7 B  Y; Y- p. Q8 I别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 , }9 d; y8 |  z9 }  J- F
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6 }8 N1 ~, \3 q- j+ R/ m  \1 T别把我往坏路上领啊。

% ]; Z, P. m! Q+ d9 ~3 e" c% N你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - _' j" K0 i6 I2 b# I4 h
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( I3 e9 ?+ @9 j1 p

/ D/ r0 @0 l+ F  Q6 M7 b* e# Q真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 " c5 z4 Q5 U: Q9 a6 F
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
8 ^' r3 \- \/ d6 @8 ]9 P# x# `1 s大学教胖还差不多
  F0 n# S" v. A# k: }! Q0 I她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : ~1 }  g' L3 g* U% H
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 V, y$ H. n$ I/ e- o/ h紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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