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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* y3 x4 ]2 G+ c& ^* {
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. A: [) j. s3 ]2 F' Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if. p" s! J8 t" v! `; }; A  ?# L& t
the newfie would like to play a fun game. . h- v$ D3 l2 z2 d
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 g( b, ^8 N8 K* b! m2 u  q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ P$ R. i3 P- K6 B" ~8 c# f5 f* S! T lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I* H4 L0 J* _; G! d+ A1 A
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# ?2 J! ]! r8 `+ F" Z8 i& q' [  Tyou pay me only $5. ! H! v7 E; Q& [' J! p. ^( ~- z

! t. G9 }% D# v  [- C& ?, b# i& w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep( e6 I# K) h3 x8 M5 h
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. " t1 \4 J, W# ?' Z

) D2 w8 H5 o% e. u# ~The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's1 v+ a7 ^4 P; J* b, a+ y  c; Z
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his5 A4 Q, T% R# ~; F1 |( l; v6 T" @
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the; ?0 `  ~: R$ ]% F& i! G+ n0 T! e
lawyer. 3 ]5 p& x4 D4 n/ |0 u1 N8 M: M! d

( X+ a' g$ A! v! t. x% d: wNow, it's the newfie's turn.6 y9 x& U' F! v8 [. _7 @8 E3 u
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with, q' M, a7 Z. V  y
three legs, and comes down with four?' " v3 ]+ }0 q+ y3 `8 B. V, _

! T1 e) x' A* FThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all! m+ Y; A, _4 j5 |0 M3 w8 \
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all6 Y2 q6 S4 E, u
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour; O: J2 `7 c! |/ _, `
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and: p$ A' L( ~% g; N
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right, }* v# y" j$ `4 B. ]! I. `2 ~
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( T; I9 }1 \; x9 B7 V: p% o* Q5 ]wakes the newfie up and asks,
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* A" x8 W  a( d$ _7 Z! }'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and1 Z7 d! D( J" I6 |6 t. k- k7 Y
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $55 h0 H$ e) O6 s7 x( \) O7 m
and goes back to sleep.; r7 X5 [& ^6 Q

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the, K- }) g" _3 e/ g4 _9 n' ~( w1 O

/ S: T2 \, v4 F& ~" w, o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 8 _! `5 N1 u0 I. Z* k
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason + R- ^. a, f- ?2 z, q4 K5 |+ [
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 6 T" ]7 ^8 Z* G9 m( F
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, / P1 Y2 q- e/ C$ d
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ' Z. T$ f& S+ r; c+ [
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# N2 `9 @* {4 V" \>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% |" D' P7 ^  b4 k, a# ^0 X2 ~9 X>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 I5 ~* J! H0 ^4 b/ t>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three) c; T) Z/ X  o5 ^4 g+ r8 K

1 i( l* C1 Y% v" ^% f/ b>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's * z+ \$ P9 n& ^9 L
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 7 P1 F% _, W. N5 C1 e
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand + F+ n4 `+ D2 W+ e6 L
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ) N9 r& y& C. q( A
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a$ u' O( Z, i& x
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb; V2 M& U# e' f. ~4 {
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if) y, H- l( F; w$ V( G. W' f
the newfie would l ...

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9 r- ~* S1 L. T7 T" R; D8 _2 a! }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
, |% Q  r$ t* S0 g/ p“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
8 g+ ]0 P  Q) h7 t( C+ b好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . _0 m' S  Z3 f( q/ r1 A+ k
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
& Q: b4 }# \8 d( O% v0 R! e3 _“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
0 H  S! a2 y& c- }好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

: j* e6 b+ ]+ O; }; H' W4 Y真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( X* n5 A1 |4 B3 {9 q
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ' q- @  p( H( O3 K

! }. C1 f! H2 P0 w6 h" ^* d: n真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 0 q8 @8 e5 a2 ]4 \4 @

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8 s: N  O" c, i6 f$ i6 e2 T( |& ~9 J别把我往坏路上领啊。

. |: ]7 J6 f3 N' ~; @" g你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# M5 L0 {, |' h' f4 K: ?4 G加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( l' s! l6 U1 ]. j" r; {多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 + |( }6 O0 y2 A8 q+ ~- d: |" I4 B; e
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 " F0 \/ F5 y& f% F/ q! I: W- y7 F* J
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
# d  r2 y2 R' w大学教胖还差不多
# B' {1 H" v7 W; Z4 r8 q; p她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 m" X& q. M! M0 D" l/ C& N& X紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 e, P, S/ k2 T- A' H2 c说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 m  Y" D" ?  p4 ^6 C) ]/ X紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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  s  w! r1 y0 w8 \% ^& [8 q7 H哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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