Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 Z9 w+ w# `3 M  c8 P2 h* ?$ Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  U& B. m2 f3 P& u( {: E5 I1 Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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- {3 J; O+ n. P: o The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- m3 P6 D2 W' u8 R lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

- m/ a! D! B, g4 N) x( t- q3 Z: R% v You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 E  @7 F* Q" A' h, vthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

9 J  a8 }0 I& R* g5 k, rThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' x& l$ t2 S3 epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- |! k2 X5 |* L! u9 {0 [3 P5 _+ U1 Jthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

: E1 k+ L' `9 h: B3 o1 `5 zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" L5 I. D+ s6 E5 ^; nwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- ?4 S. a" [+ H8 M8 |comes down with four?'
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, X; @/ a2 A; J  ~1 Z: B& h6 ^8 JThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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4 {* R% Q7 Y9 q' TLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. r8 d" Y: F! g! T>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( r" \# t/ [+ n) s0 \3 P( S3 G>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 _; N1 R' t8 W" i1 w>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" \: G1 S6 f, h1 z; O+ j6 I>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# N" o  x& H; f! r: R# |0 `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% {  ^" J* t" ^" B>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

8 }6 A$ u  m; `" s' t$ V>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 |, `) M5 J+ z# n" b7 C>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
# m$ a0 X( Y: F- r; GA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* m- I1 h; Q: K1 |: W# e* {3 ~, m* olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! E4 W- L# C9 P. @6 \& lthe newfie would l ...

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& _- |; F) e( I" S2 o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ T! Z+ m6 A2 @- r/ d! C: s好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ G" @( q+ B; e9 J7 W* V真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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  x" `! L8 n* |8 p全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

# N" B3 |( x. e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: l+ w3 X1 h2 c) i, f* t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 f7 I. ?! o- @! \; Q3 |/ q& O多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( H& q0 j: u3 Q! |/ Y真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

  ~+ Q, N: @( d9 q! B大学教授哦，能不剥削？

/ y9 h. i" K5 O  r# Y" s, ]她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) X! X+ g0 l( ?9 P5 n' o紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 K" }# V! `0 B& l: h' O8 H说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ p7 ?/ o6 q; P5 u2 n( F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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9 \' a6 h& g; s" i' w* l哈哈，你们在这开小会呢