Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 W; _9 J7 U) V! L
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb8 o9 e6 ~; U: w8 h( Y" `/ S! i/ q+ p
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! F7 J. k# Y4 R. mthe newfie would like to play a fun game. ! n* d. N; W* y$ M3 U% t

  @$ g+ T( k# I) I The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 V7 c' Z% U5 K, z4 E' C he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The2 |' ]2 j! z' l
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 i. F2 y+ u; J( D# |ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) E& _: [$ I3 R6 t' myou pay me only $5.
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$ {/ ?. F( M2 }( B3 J+ x+ t( ? You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I5 r7 |. o  ~& o& y# H, k( F
will pay you $500.
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( M* {6 a% ]6 z4 I& X# e This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ i6 q8 T2 C. n7 L3 S1 \/ gthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; c; ~' \& [7 V: T4 ~$ I" s3 @pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the! C8 Q, V" P1 ?: O2 F' o8 o7 Q" V
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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! H- ~9 k+ T6 e' VHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 E0 W& B' c" E, H3 ?+ W! d& q/ x! vthree legs, and comes down with four?' % T2 i+ i( `& _- }7 S" l

) D, L+ S% u! MThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all- I- m6 b$ Y9 R2 a' K  D1 o" J, r
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( N- z$ v  C8 athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour6 s& z. c2 v/ F( r4 z
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and9 e5 b. x/ M$ _( {
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 q# @, ?5 `: E, r) e; z1 h: jback to sleep. 1 A- l6 `% a1 o2 `* n( u; R0 X

. e5 H, Q( @4 ?& k2 mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He) P; X1 D9 W, Z2 x6 k
wakes the newfie up and asks, # r# S; O2 b) D, R$ U& m
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and. B. g/ \8 {/ c1 |5 l4 Q: D
comes down with four?'
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4 X9 e6 v& d7 KThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $57 q" _2 L* A+ w
and goes back to sleep.4 c. ^2 O" a1 Y* K) q  W
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ' ~2 L9 y3 S, n2 g
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 j9 R! A0 S# }; q- v
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, s) O; s2 n- H3 M' \8 @
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 |4 h* f( S+ d: Pthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 & g5 ]/ P/ N2 C4 s) t
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：+ I+ b4 [4 E& R8 ^5 A+ T
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，% M( f7 u/ d+ t9 k
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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y# \6 K0 A3 a2 Z真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ B3 G$ z- o$ X8 h. j/ \* |全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 1 S6 a" k5 T( `

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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " }- p4 R( H3 B! S% F$ E
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 1 N- ?1 {& k% {/ K
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 i2 c: U% q2 B! P# S) g' U大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. g, a+ p; |3 k* Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ h9 \9 `( c6 g1 b* }1 `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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