Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 D6 k9 I8 S- Mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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0 h% w; o# @$ y8 Z: b+ O You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
5 D9 A4 B* Q4 ?7 e/ H" s6 o will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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! \7 ]# O' H+ `( l. jNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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5 u, i  w7 n( }0 ?He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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! {/ f5 P; g  ]6 x/ H* R5 |  kThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 [6 C! Q( [, G- M, Tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
" n2 ^6 ]6 E* E8 e& gback to sleep.

/ K# v2 M' i) M2 J0 lThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# ?& z) [1 d- z9 P5 qwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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/ O# w: O" j& r6 {. N) H3 cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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( o( L" P8 Q+ D7 M& d/ p3 G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& c4 O' r# z4 ?8 a1 Z8 p3 `4 k>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% ^* S, X8 h& \0 [. D>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 H0 z1 r8 `5 j, v2 Z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* d' I1 s  j- j>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 c* [! {3 X" e" K' Z! Q- f* x>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 r! f9 @4 C1 j# e8 @. kA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 m7 h; h" i' h6 Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 `' ^. k" P, S% h& `* Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! R; U& C+ u9 C# Kthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- B2 R- [; n: C& ~5 B: a4 q! v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 l+ y/ F/ q, V; n1 r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. \7 Y. O% X0 L" {. r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 k/ P+ D$ f3 H# u, m真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 [3 P7 Z* ~8 `' Z* _真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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1 W2 Y3 t+ P& V+ |全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 c- K( W& J4 J4 C真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

  U0 m0 X! c% ^, n大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 _' t, f- X1 b说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 n/ M' T- L) e% @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢