Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 p' S8 M' n! ?( C" H/ Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 R8 }% g8 v) ?% a! Cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 g2 }  m2 i! C( ~$ j he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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2 b# p8 h3 p0 K, u6 {; F$ s This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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9 Y* j6 z5 L# R7 b* f2 ZThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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' ~8 G2 [2 o. H1 U% @) t: v' uThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 [9 z+ n9 r' o" Nlawyer.

! P3 d* l4 }' P1 D/ [( {' eNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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  F$ Y; N4 k# R8 r/ WHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' t- C3 X; g# kthree legs, and comes down with four?'

- u  h$ u% H9 V+ m1 }/ I7 `" }* wThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  Y7 i; l6 t( S# f( |9 y- ]# y' t/ @hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 z1 s! N& U' l7 [1 V9 m4 W2 ?comes down with four?'

6 R/ l: h6 B- `9 a8 g; o0 b0 CThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) |, C* Z2 D6 u* G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& l- B" R/ F4 @! Q5 r( @7 @>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 B3 v6 N3 a$ ~# ?. R" t>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% C  z5 I2 ?4 w2 F" L  c2 Y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# o3 @% S  r% a% n1 e>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 p. d8 ~% i$ }# c/ E$ S0 `>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& n2 Q# I! \: J( ~' Z8 D$ {>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 g0 R7 A( b& ~0 q( w2 e8 I( X, ~>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: R3 S1 D/ k' I3 M/ C; G9 t>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% S. a, H" B9 L" s1 \A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 _5 M# z- @- V" Jthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' p6 _$ j) P1 b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 o% g7 @# m4 X1 x1 Y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# J8 ~1 R  L+ ~8 V5 H2 o  F" m真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! j# q* f% ]( r7 T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 E& p1 {* R8 A! K& @* O1 N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

2 ]" U5 p+ v$ _3 Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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& N' B2 b# B. ?7 }真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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0 |# t- g, d6 l6 O; b; x# t别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* g  B- `" b) L0 U2 {1 c真博学，偶像啊。

6 X6 t3 g- L: F' X1 E6 ]4 H+ @大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦？
9 L8 H( E! p2 y: S( P" z- \; K大学教胖还差不多
2 p. N3 ]) Y0 v1 Q. @* o她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢