Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* B9 d  S) x+ p8 `' U/ nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 l" P' L  ?! nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 F# b) l& }, m he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ D+ b1 t- p/ M, hyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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! P) D" Z8 }6 o  g2 |$ M This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

8 f" M  q! ?7 U8 V( V3 rThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

( k& r8 T, G) ~& i4 D( b& OThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 U3 w" E/ T+ `: {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

9 e* t1 w+ q" N( ?) _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: V, u/ D+ x* eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' q! e8 {5 |7 U/ E* ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. ?9 ^$ ^5 _9 \% z5 Aback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' P8 p; u$ Z' A% ^' J- Twakes the newfie up and asks,

4 v7 H4 ~& V' C! x0 |4 K) g) p'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
% D4 b# {7 m, V" w9 m" Acomes down with four?'
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. r& H' s9 f) A0 AThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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" n7 v& w2 @4 ]1 D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- ~4 Z- P6 D# M  ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( [- I' H; N* q: c>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ }% U- G6 `' Q2 }+ b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# a( c6 ^) P3 S5 E>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 g; z& f( [+ U4 H* _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& a4 k' H/ W3 n4 ^1 d. r“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. O/ f8 X( ~- ?, {+ l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 u  v3 c( `( z; z" {2 D8 l/ b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" D0 n' c& p! [/ E# a8 ~- n3 |( L1 M真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ u6 u5 b( K. `% Q6 X4 d* _真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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$ v5 B+ ]7 C  j6 L& Z6 a, r4 ^" w全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

# D/ ~$ x9 l% z4 ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

- W8 [2 y8 V. o9 @" @' }真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

( P9 k9 b6 d/ k: p" p8 l* L, |' t3 y别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 o% Z& p- L$ l( A8 G! L" Q* w多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

& G! \$ }8 Z; ~2 Z! a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* W) v* R! F2 E; H3 `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ ~. ~5 ?3 D  \她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 `6 v2 ~% s7 }+ {" f' n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 L7 D% E' V. T说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢