Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a# L, U4 q/ C" E2 }& F
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( g$ `( C& B' ^" }8 D  M  ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so8 S& _8 f5 k" _" d
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The3 ?) W2 A. T* ]6 A
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I  L8 f8 O7 b0 e3 w
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,/ B! d% A7 L2 |7 D$ S9 i
you pay me only $5.
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& g; ]: v9 }5 w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's- l) B+ J2 h( j" I! v( S" \. I
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'   t/ x& @$ L# J1 f& Q1 u
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 {% T7 W: T6 L& l! M3 Ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with0 u, A" w) [# t
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour' J) r$ ^/ {; G: D; R6 O
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and6 w" ^; V# L0 A
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He3 l; L  Q' V% Z! X' N: i
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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: r5 w* ^( {6 r% l& @9 c0 C4 t! J'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and7 J3 m) A2 L8 a( B
comes down with four?' $ ^! O, P; s5 n1 I9 W: ~' K+ z
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 D- l# z! \. V0 X; O, L3 iA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ b$ Y9 z% l: D& L x3 x; P! G( t
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& \( _9 `& K% n8 h' Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
n: M5 G8 v% b* D b. Kthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 N! Q% a- V7 S0 a+ }% U
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! }- z- @1 I& ?. V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：+ E+ A2 k* r: {( {& F" {
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 V; y S' j0 m2 U' W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( j. ]0 C$ R1 Y, l) d- E* D6 O真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 1 T; i3 \7 w: \" R- @& s; z
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 6 a' p4 n6 S6 K* p! O$ c) c) s8 L$ ^
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 $ D1 z5 u8 S# i
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7 G( r- T, J" s! d别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 E! B0 y1 F; q: v" O加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 ^8 ^0 O; M( o; I+ N
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 `8 D4 }$ J7 |1 b+ `8 K
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 q6 I e4 {9 e0 O9 \( P: X紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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