Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# q  O, {  j2 x' b7 Z, I5 q& [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ b, _! q* u1 ?5 m" Rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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3 N2 k! \% \# t+ ]& S1 r% {: h The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; U# i* F0 K0 ^/ ~6 d. _ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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4 g# i  C8 |, f  H+ @0 X0 E1 w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

1 S% z0 J* j) x This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
% p9 F( g, g- J. N. b: uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

- I1 _6 M" U  u4 I) TThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

* {. {' m) l  j+ Q+ e8 CHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; I& b& h8 @. _, c$ C1 W& E+ ?of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* L1 \, b; p4 [+ M& L4 N; ~4 gback to sleep.

5 k; k+ s( t* p& Y( Z& XThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 b/ f: ?) E# p. y) U8 M! Vwakes the newfie up and asks,
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; \5 g2 Z7 }3 M% s8 a% [: |' L'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

6 N+ ]/ p7 X0 t# f' N  P/ RThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 h' K( U/ }& W: i; L* wand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 H+ W# d7 P# l7 p8 H! v2 ~9 s* _2 d7 M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 `. z# L9 ^/ h# h% m6 L>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  ]8 M% G4 B. R>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! f( [+ q& e3 N6 Z. s8 X/ B$ i. C>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

& c8 w8 i9 q" y0 ^* O% |6 e; ]. m>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* u7 ~; u0 c. z8 C2 U* r- r$ B0 bA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* d& `. z& h9 T. e6 @7 [the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 g+ O' N/ y4 m% y1 a' a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 H, V. Z7 U4 k8 G8 T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( _  M1 `: ?/ z% a1 v4 B% T真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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+ A6 v6 W4 w7 `) v/ T$ |6 C6 L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' G$ t4 Q! E2 ^$ }/ e: w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 B! R+ |5 j4 w5 m真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

  S% x. }/ ~/ G: e; x真聪明，偶像啊

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: q4 P) z! L/ o" v- {全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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. o( V* X( i, c, v- \5 g全盘接受一下。

0 o+ s. q0 E1 G7 W: X# V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



- k* T4 t* K( o: f! ]9 P) J5 x别把我往坏路上领啊。

; n! d+ h# c8 x& ~' w你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( m3 r$ |! p9 n6 J/ d0 v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- ]% @- h+ }& C7 r% ^, C多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& x3 A2 p$ k$ ?6 H, m真博学，偶像啊。

& F' r' D( I" L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

7 m/ ~4 B# ^$ J3 d' j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ S* n9 u7 l. k  U4 n她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
( {0 t# @% `. p' R9 o她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 v, u' s, x: q5 v8 @6 }. P0 [说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. @7 ^/ V. x+ U4 v紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢