Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! G0 u$ q- W) M. ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 o, n( ^! f# A, V% @. j$ G3 D1 B+ sthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ [( V/ U6 \0 H. A lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 ^1 f( a) ?6 V* z5 ]2 Pyou pay me only $5.

5 F1 `6 T8 F; j0 }: Z2 J. e You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 U: `8 o2 E% l, @  x8 C6 {the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; a9 }0 B9 h- m- K) [9 |+ U, sThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& z: F! T4 k2 e3 ^' ^8 IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

( q7 [, W& S" Z! N! o* P1 kNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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* L) {, L9 K" {8 t$ DHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# ~, N  M$ K6 _7 ?# lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 F1 Y3 U9 L. Q! z3 P, Ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 g# r9 Y: @7 \& p0 d" thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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& s: r) _9 g  Z9 r+ _$ O2 ]2 gThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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9 f7 H, k5 f& e" a'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 ^% w& a3 J) A# icomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
8 `1 x; A# ?: W4 W) F% _. x$ ?* Aand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 J3 S( F% C6 E" a: u* {>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 ^4 }, `! u" O9 u>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% I! x1 h1 _, t7 M& i' O2 A>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: D% O. P( Q# |5 |>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

9 `$ g! k6 ?0 V>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( I; \2 }/ z8 b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! u) s+ ]; ^5 z3 J( o. g, [long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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/ X* g1 F5 a1 H* V1 f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( ~" r" G9 ?" n8 K7 c4 p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 \2 n& y6 Z& j- v! p好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! R; m$ B/ l. r8 [: X. s( R" B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% ~# }, M4 K- M8 V  g8 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) T6 q1 Z4 B- i  F真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 W  X& Z8 S7 N8 W& u真聪明，偶像啊

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/ ]' e; Z. f3 T3 o) u" P全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

: L2 q6 u) ~+ i/ L- `& u+ p$ m( z- p
! g* I! Y! Q) x$ K. B" h全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. b4 i6 E$ A/ T* |7 @加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  @$ o$ N  B8 h, Y" g; X真博学，偶像啊。

; l& w- Z& \" ]% i8 H1 ?0 N大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
# _9 J" c5 c% g( U她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ q, R) x. \# Q; v% S; }紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 g# D# M2 ?$ O* q1 u4 v  D0 y  \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢