Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 N# E- w; ^/ h4 A  J/ glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( s. [+ V. t+ ^- O* Z( N) f8 J/ q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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6 |. H2 T5 U. v4 T7 l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
! K/ {3 b& o0 Y. G will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
5 i" W. }4 {5 S: K) _# Y/ I4 nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  D2 R5 o: Z; j( T' n9 Nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. C  l' Q+ l! e9 g8 B0 Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 U  s  V# P6 _- Zlawyer.

( |: b6 R. J2 r, [$ q; aNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  a2 B0 R, R0 Y4 w4 l! P! Vthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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2 ^* ^( i/ ?" Y  |6 ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ `. n0 }4 O, F/ C- nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ V, ^6 g! o; ~( q( @: |the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! O0 t! K' D/ Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 b# I+ B. h5 ^4 m) n& qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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- X/ j: M1 s+ Q0 a. U7 JThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ p; g! t3 W  s; a5 Icomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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" R4 s* `# R2 f$ ]# }Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* c3 L, Z$ `0 O9 t( z! x' P& |>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 `- }1 O$ j& {>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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  S8 H4 H! F, D% j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 b- T! P. }. l) d9 W* i# O>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 {; V5 [: c5 w  z# x>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# b  _% @; k( g1 b6 e/ x1 ?3 p& I>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

" k, E/ M% M3 n# j+ O( y/ h3 V( N>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; n9 _6 Z7 \" |/ V, _! [! f5 ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ x5 I9 H8 |1 N! R2 ?% x9 Lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 j$ g# C9 L1 }, F3 ~& g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) A9 N$ V1 p* i8 T9 E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% A. W5 `- J) k' `, I! I  J3 b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& ?0 U% l# v- c! Y7 f; g好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 q, Y/ `/ _6 t9 ]9 ~$ ]" k真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) H" Y+ ^/ Z1 ~, s+ v4 u6 r真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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7 G& O, ~3 V1 w( W8 t全盘接受一下。

+ X2 r; R2 ], Y9 i9 Y* U+ j& \! K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

% l, k/ y% N% @你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, [9 y, Y5 p2 [2 q5 ~5 x( g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

" c& Q, f# u7 W" V) o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ |4 t0 ^0 E" `7 m  }$ B: i说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 q/ w6 H# V2 A* J& z3 U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢