Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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3 V! U- z# I7 `6 ]5 o% m/ { The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. {9 k4 A8 q9 \7 x he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; m5 |7 P9 b( \0 p' Eyou pay me only $5.
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6 q! D5 V! V9 ~ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; a' E0 w' o: U; ?0 K will pay you $500.
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3 m/ g5 W) d! W3 x( \3 q$ k This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 k: _( W/ E5 W* q" l/ Zpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ R& n. `" B% L/ Z) Ythree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% P! S& L7 h+ }+ q4 T- Tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
" {' q& Z3 ^7 ?. P5 G4 B" Iback to sleep.
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6 y- i( j! q3 N& EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

; q# w- w1 l$ G/ m) G" \'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( C. n  n3 J6 W5 [. c% ycomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

! q# P: x) m9 a2 D9 @/ ]1 S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
" P1 r! I! _/ I7 W. x! A/ e( ]9 I>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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6 S* d- m8 Y1 `+ q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( y8 ^7 K, u3 ~3 n0 LA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 A8 f. i! D/ Z" ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. k8 f* M- q& p3 Ethe newfie would l ...

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# z) B" c/ e# D* V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 }+ x; C- [8 ~8 S% T6 h( z+ \& {: s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  C8 U( @: `  E! x$ u6 I4 Z) M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 W6 k  P9 j1 ?3 t8 }* a好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

, x5 B1 b8 C' {* \5 n+ q4 I真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) Y/ R4 T# e: D3 x- s$ W- N: K- C别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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( n% r' D" _9 X别把我往坏路上领啊。

! R! y$ |# M. k. a. z你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 t5 z2 J' U# `4 F加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, ~$ @! {1 N5 s1 @多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

' t) c# ^3 L: ~0 j: R真博学，偶像啊。

$ H% U0 P1 z; R8 H; i大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
8 v$ M1 q- r8 g/ p& {- T大学教胖还差不多
0 {2 ?, ?8 c2 L' A8 e& M# m$ V她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; Z/ o; p+ P0 F6 I# _+ V) U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 c$ o: u+ C/ a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢