Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 ?# m! ]# X( Z, W( e$ |that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
: C# }% {) P. K( S The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! g* m* _, c" c/ [/ H he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 Q2 Y0 q& M* Y9 b  ] lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# A4 z' E0 f, s, ~ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 f' s8 M& P2 j$ b+ Eyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 q5 Q  R+ o9 |, z$ n0 w" M9 p% t; W' Nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

0 O- O' K" E/ `  k* _5 ~) pThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% s4 j! h6 N$ vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 r( ?3 I0 |% olawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

+ B  P# _4 J) w6 ]2 o# q9 sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 @) m; g5 X, F2 Athree legs, and comes down with four?'

5 M, N4 D" i, }; s- B* h/ P; TThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& q4 T3 o, G" I9 \  w) u3 j7 S0 z" {8 v, Xback to sleep.
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* Y% f/ O4 T/ H" O  J$ hThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

3 P/ ]/ O3 P4 s. c'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
; J; T# s9 n+ y. f) y1 S* nand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# R3 v7 _7 D6 k0 m$ G+ F>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) J8 r. a. j% K/ h) j/ N>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! c8 o7 E7 F* Q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* r' @+ L- u& f$ ]7 a4 xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ A3 P% r# [! d: V" |that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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  L' ~9 M5 e5 D  b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" I( `! c2 C/ A1 e3 \% |- o" t' p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! R3 l0 _9 s* [1 f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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7 m. A) P! D3 G* i* [" b* W7 s( `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% {: C$ B- l: ]1 t真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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5 v4 @9 |: u8 T6 f全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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# z0 S5 Z, E) H+ t全盘接受一下。

  n" k7 T  S; `# j4 Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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. T% W* y) q& E" x' X( ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( w- U+ Y% F5 d7 x' S( f  Z( D8 O4 h加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

' `7 r, K! r- c1 {+ ?* _) K6 ^大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
9 c& p; o+ Z+ l% p' ?大学教胖还差不多
/ Q. |9 Q$ n! b; e她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ G7 K5 M6 h" {5 s说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢