Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% G0 h) }8 f+ m1 {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" Y1 `( J# y8 ~2 G2 V1 O4 t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! v# {+ [/ D$ Z3 m- g' dyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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# U; v9 s% J% D" T& w! ZThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 b3 A5 O6 ^1 @  E# C9 y- l! ]the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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3 _: w2 H* f. V4 g; PThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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+ u# _6 Q( m' c# i% Z( INow, it's the newfie's turn.
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$ B* s; K3 y+ CHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" y0 z/ m6 L! N2 N% A" R' vthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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8 `& b5 e9 f! D' \: z% M' }% X  jThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
5 G7 A. C8 t3 K1 uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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) N/ V( A5 {& R7 d1 S1 Y+ mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 ~- R% E* ^4 Y. M$ uwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

3 B8 C0 ?1 X. Z3 ^8 ~7 V. rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
: x/ [2 @9 N2 K5 d( K0 Cand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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& G% I+ |* c& P  dLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, D4 P. E/ z; ~% y* ]>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- Z3 M5 C. w+ ~' B# z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 f  A" x( u, U3 _( E- p2 y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( q  |5 `$ b1 |>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& _: j- r5 @$ z7 M$ i* c>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 y. C2 v- p- h* U" Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 Q; _. z9 C, ~7 j# U0 q! _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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) G/ L3 ?! \* Q9 j& c% Q0 K4 |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ W1 W0 y2 Q" e. f1 a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 y  Z* Z, r3 J0 |# Y5 L真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 x% Q/ @/ p( U4 G" i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ A) }7 s# |! }  ~1 T真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

6 `) b. o. E# v# g) M0 E: u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

, w$ w$ G+ s% K. q3 @4 g你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( m2 B2 \  r0 R; Z7 {: {9 m3 S! P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  ]2 h# {: N) E- J7 ~* W( S真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

: n/ R. {1 M4 z- b" P2 [- V; {/ b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
" `: b2 O5 c: J8 z' t她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, M& x) B& D# B  \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 z6 ?: L  \- j, \+ D说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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& W$ E, k, r4 b; k+ \, a. p/ C: m哈哈，你们在这开小会呢