Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" ]; s& N" N3 z6 o! g: z, J& Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ ]! g" p4 o  \9 ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
. @2 F  L$ N! _9 M& ~ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 ^8 V3 n, _( \* ? he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  \( ]4 M  `" B! r) H lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' U+ w. U8 i: Oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* o! [  b) j: q* y; \you pay me only $5.

; t& \: g  Y7 h. C You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, Y3 k' Q) M4 R# R5 K will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
. o% u7 N- p8 A4 Lthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

' S) [$ o7 m7 Q! o5 k! N+ MThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; v! V  ^% k. O1 k5 L1 G3 E7 Xthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

" n6 m7 V# ^- @) }6 v$ QHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 H: [& m: z' v5 |8 @the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 V1 J! U: }: |, V8 q/ u' chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
3 v& Z' R# M; ^4 Hback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, K* D) ?! Q% Q8 s5 ]7 z& H- g) fand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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1 F# g% W4 j# n# G; m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 y. B  E8 D8 b( D& x. X& Q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. H" l0 J- F, f5 P! V8 D>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" i" g% G! F+ K7 B) l8 p>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 p& ^5 a; }( n! O  @>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ G( x5 M9 u; a1 p>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, j& g( K3 I$ p, w/ s( a3 E: ]>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 P! M1 f7 x% h; N; n>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 ]$ D( p( M3 @' O3 I5 z5 R>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, S1 v4 U+ j0 B! W; G0 ~6 ?' EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# E+ O% E8 H1 M/ U1 }+ u7 elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 D: ~8 v5 Z+ d3 ^4 lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, ^$ Q# ]" V3 Nthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ A6 \9 C8 s1 c. a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 @; v+ v# k, l  L! c1 c. Y0 E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 l+ ~6 }/ v; ~' l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 R4 x  n) F2 j真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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, }3 z" }( _1 M- _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 {, T+ v) e* A/ q' p0 j“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ b. l; v% U' ~6 ^8 w: y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. i2 f% }  h* I$ \( L0 j真聪明，偶像啊

+ l% D2 l2 R. E, X; p  G全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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# |$ i, T4 w  G  _/ M  y9 d全盘接受一下。

& p: ~# H# B$ {: F; i8 H. k真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

- P7 z$ r$ n) j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 L5 z5 ^" u  V; t4 f) l( N别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 K8 i, k) s% ?. e2 S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; z/ m% o2 O' b5 x  _她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# R# B) }6 S+ a; o7 Y* P4 F$ s4 y说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 x9 |( z" p* Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢