Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ x! H/ h/ ~# r9 d) b! s/ g) O
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb% U) i( g7 K) [8 J2 {8 \  U. b0 g
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if) M8 M$ a$ L/ n8 a) V+ S- P( ?
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I, f8 P: L6 j* d' |% a* W+ c
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 N( l& r2 w+ F0 [7 r) Uyou pay me only $5. $ i! d! \9 }& _9 f1 a: o4 U; c& I

0 G8 w9 B5 H+ E6 B! M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 }, @$ o) s  S2 {: W+ S: i will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  ]0 n; U: ]6 G0 Xthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 e6 u- B" s; V* j, o+ \& z" E3 oThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's1 W7 |5 e/ y0 q/ \+ y+ v  I
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' + L5 ?/ J& ^0 C' \  }: a' `& a
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his: K& D# P7 w8 L# m
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the# |6 @' j. q9 i8 j2 I
lawyer.
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7 y- v- H9 B" D5 H) jNow, it's the newfie's turn.0 \% P5 r9 Q6 U% Z

, z3 u9 M( C6 u( z3 {% m* {& EHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with# G) F2 f% F9 o( G# l
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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% [, _# e. k! oThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour+ N$ u: H5 ~# m/ h+ w! u# Z& W
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and) d6 V2 W) M7 `3 B
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ S5 _& ]+ o" e, ]* f( X: ]& Xwakes the newfie up and asks,
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7 [+ N( m: [" \1 z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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, R3 A+ N# f5 I: E+ H- jThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' U5 i: X( ~; `) K+ jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" l+ _9 C6 u& Q: p# \2 Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb; A1 y6 m; }3 b7 i# c# m0 }
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# s/ @2 k' v( H5 Z9 h3 S; [& X4 Tthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 6 n. M- Q0 {+ P z% K T
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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+ g5 D7 ~+ H C7 G! S5 J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：# q* t5 Q% z4 E' X
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 g; g* y. l7 T7 \' d1 l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! K/ ?- G3 y2 v3 ^真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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2 w7 i% Z# `) h6 r! {: q/ Z7 g全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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6 l" E) ]8 W! Z+ z& t4 X" D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ! U( L: m" Q' ]5 P2 ^4 z9 }

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 1 |/ _3 ^; m8 @! Q/ y; J! t
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 [/ g3 h5 N9 R& G8 n4 z
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 `! I+ w* @! c" g. ^

) V- Z% Z+ C+ D3 Y3 m' F) Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; X' V5 y c7 r0 u
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 , ^' r& ?* x' p9 A- o: r0 t: j
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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