Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% G' j5 j. w% o; r; along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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: H# G4 }" e0 f! g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 g+ _6 A& S1 X0 F9 s1 l0 q/ d. D6 d7 | lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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8 u7 n/ N$ M) V You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; ~. w; l1 H, N* i  r5 d will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) s( I& H- W: ~2 e/ [& F2 Jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

2 c5 M" C+ \+ F- k7 @! T0 FThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 H, X, T8 K/ \lawyer.

" |# C# R  j7 i+ ?1 o% \, M  X+ _Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 `) r$ s; f3 }+ e! Lthree legs, and comes down with four?'

1 o' s% N. Y  DThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! g- n" Y" p  M7 O  E5 t  hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 |! K. q, Q, }" R3 _: Pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! W( x) n/ E) m6 ?' Wback to sleep.
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* n. w7 v& e3 \1 f. @2 QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! O" U7 X3 k& C. _( P" hwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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: \5 F" s: H' I: eLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

  b/ y- }1 h" H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
6 E1 i6 P1 n6 M0 P6 i8 F" |2 h; a' Z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 m- X6 e3 m0 c6 k7 ]5 U>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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6 U* @& @$ R3 z) `" a>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) v. k7 V/ S! q6 v8 C. Q/ N( v3 \  \" K>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

8 K6 B: S% M# d0 S>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 Z& k' A5 u+ Y. i- Z7 f& u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ B+ D/ E4 f0 q! U8 O' V>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& k1 y! R8 P% wA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 S, I0 B+ }$ U' L5 l1 i* Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% B9 ~0 K9 L3 g, wthe newfie would l ...

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% [& Q; `% m- G; W
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ J+ k; Q% b! q- i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ \, T! Z3 `9 c0 ?' L5 P好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% Z) Q3 }7 b) }4 t: l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( V" Q9 I5 k1 H  {真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 m4 h" @0 V: a) f" X8 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ B2 r$ I# s, i2 ^好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

' F+ v5 Z/ Y2 B, o+ k7 F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 y2 t# _0 F0 m别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


' ?* y- g& Z7 l1 K8 N) a2 C
; J9 ?6 }) f) q别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 o  Q& b( @% w$ W4 X/ p/ X# P/ d你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 y+ O" V  e+ u, |) h1 S7 G真博学，偶像啊。

  p5 H' ~' q; `9 h/ `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
. O5 g" n/ Z) o! h" E, ~大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 ?8 l2 X1 ^9 B1 u# u( A说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% b4 a, T" r4 q. O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 H/ l; l0 J" ^9 i( E哈哈，你们在这开小会呢