Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# V) X  u" ~; F5 bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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+ K  B4 @$ T$ j- u The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: C; y$ W, p# k; v0 t lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' j% b/ F1 Q2 f) `you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

! w& Q% Z% q7 _) T0 ~  ] This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) e8 R  }6 x  F- m& athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

/ \; b8 O: i% V; ~$ RThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 E& f+ }  e( t2 x: |7 }9 n7 v9 R/ {the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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. S4 T" p% X; F+ ]# k* DThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

! l/ A9 @9 g) w( IHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) ~% J" s9 Z$ y8 N7 v8 Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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# u+ z2 G- ^- N# r- @* u* dThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 m( N, o% r& \! u8 Twakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

4 p; ?. v; \- e  `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 M; z6 r# ?, L" e( U: b>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& [- g( J# s$ y* s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 O% L* U! z! p7 S. t( Y. X+ ^* F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

# `3 }, `# E! f. B" [; B>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 H* m+ p/ L$ }* n8 V# e+ P0 g( @>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( x& w8 E9 r* Z6 g& M3 k>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! Z! _; z; W4 ]0 v>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; p  N6 H* ?* S+ a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

3 |3 C& S% Q& X, U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ j0 G! S, l3 p# s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 R- l4 Q: q( q! B; T6 f; k2 O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& l- a1 h" I8 d" X真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% N& `$ V; h6 E( Z9 ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ Z3 w# o8 s% k# Q) m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

: i) D! Y' Q5 ^- `7 ^2 I3 g7 P* ?真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, i& w8 \/ ^7 N: a; B" m1 j真聪明，偶像啊

, q5 `" q. G6 O' W6 L5 j: x全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

# Z, |& b( n6 @% c9 C  u) c9 T# N& e) D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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" v7 @' }: Q% m* P( K! }3 b别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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# U/ A) l+ ]; J! z/ R7 Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 F( I6 q- V2 ~1 N/ s% |  |你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- `# O0 d2 N* b- P多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

$ Z0 y& K3 h- Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 I& @+ H, k& n2 J+ V她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) I  c1 P" W! C/ H4 z3 c# j. a说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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9 N; }. o1 i7 r$ i# r, d6 c0 ^+ V哈哈，你们在这开小会呢