Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 D& ~6 S# m3 y8 Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( T9 W+ E3 n* [# @, h/ i* E! y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 f+ R& ?, Y- i' u he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 @$ q) O3 y, n" o+ @2 G0 d4 eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; {  m% i  f7 W. Q5 _you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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3 e- |0 w. t0 }9 v% m7 EThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  \, M" A1 o3 h' e1 Ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# e  b% s. p8 \$ o+ P5 Vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
: S' a, |1 f8 z& V2 C" G& Tlawyer.
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. S% Y. Q2 }/ L% z3 CNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( u- C8 L9 Q5 ~% G0 }: Wthree legs, and comes down with four?'

9 e7 g5 R. Z8 v3 n  X7 a* e" ~4 v4 RThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! A6 Z8 t. D. k/ K* n% m6 b8 m+ M& ~1 ~/ ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

( g8 I7 q, t) ]7 _1 JThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

$ p: x( ^/ n7 }2 U- l* W" {' w'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

+ y3 u* d# q$ gThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
4 P' f7 |; a& R( g, Gand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# [4 \. v7 \) F9 d$ C/ z; z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 w1 O5 r+ v& ~8 \>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  _; ^% L2 E/ B7 z7 `% J% T7 z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 ^, q6 V1 l7 Z9 X2 n>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* |) n! d1 }+ |& L) d>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* Q3 |+ k8 [5 J$ b) ~$ Z3 x8 \) r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
+ w+ {3 ^. ~# _! u$ C/ b% M* ~# N>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# w1 Z' G0 o4 M0 t, t1 hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 e  G! m+ n; V9 g: z: `( l" Athe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 I/ P# Z& @" l, {7 F& j3 E" z2 q  N7 Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) B5 q' E# I/ j: r真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 t7 E% b3 ]; n, i4 h) F0 j6 J" a好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 G9 g: F' c" K真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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' H, i8 N/ D) u1 g( Q, M6 a全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- E9 d# \0 S8 w; v! Y6 o你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 }& o- ^0 g# O( k2 _多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 {1 k$ k# w3 W真博学，偶像啊。

7 o5 V6 C, f0 Q' K8 A2 u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
0 @; {* Z) y# t' [8 O大学教胖还差不多
' m9 ]5 C7 }' h+ Z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢