Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: t* u. y! I0 b( z4 Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. [& l' {# }3 Z" D. r4 s) @3 T, x he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ u: _+ f1 X, M( Rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. e( y& b3 E+ r) S" q" _- @you pay me only $5.
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, Z' z6 n/ B8 l* ?$ x0 U. v You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 ^8 W8 E+ n0 e, G) |, g; h will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

( o/ M# {2 W) n+ U2 `% L  TThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* v; L6 v6 Q# Z& ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

% {4 J7 ^$ ?8 g" F2 GThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( T& N" Q2 X0 v  ^: q/ Zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 T# K6 l5 ^  L6 ?3 i* [8 x2 |7 K  gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: m  P3 c, U. }$ `3 C/ l0 S3 zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

7 b" X: n8 \& y, m- r! iThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

! P3 a( J6 h. j) ]8 _) RThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, z, p4 S, U, S' V4 _1 `, g: Band goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

9 _9 }" O& A1 _9 z# DLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

1 r# O+ E# W4 N) i  a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 a( q$ i) I4 X8 f: z7 T>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 B: S8 G4 A0 ]. K>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

" y# {. l. i$ T9 P" s" l>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 I: ~) @' t( T. Z: S>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- ~( v: k$ w: ?3 z$ X4 m; P>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ \6 s6 [2 n0 |5 Y0 k1 j; C" p>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 |  D/ D+ A! s; i>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) k0 O) [; P; q! W$ EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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$ a4 }$ s2 O* l4 I) m% e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- a6 H5 y% ^9 V0 W7 {4 A7 f! g; X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) p" U( t% h: n% C5 Z8 Z7 y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 k* _3 F; }* Z* Z8 m% M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  C- a) z- X( X3 ?5 T, z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

1 W' W) s$ O5 n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


& ]! B- u/ E! e9 y
! ^& x, a2 p9 i: t0 h/ z别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ T- G. _- j% a你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

- m& a4 h5 E. o# j: O7 [) P大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' F; x  K$ o( M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢