Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 o0 ?$ I+ H+ c+ o2 Plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% y; O' O9 K4 rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( R! I) x" b. J  O) |0 hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 }+ L5 U' h3 s- f: cyou pay me only $5.
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/ [7 l* _/ H/ z1 o' n6 }" Z; O You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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, B5 e' `. M! W8 K This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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! ?6 C$ {5 `. i  i4 h  pThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

3 j, Y7 X1 X  d% RThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

% c3 a. v& t% x1 zNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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& ]" c; g) k3 m/ ZHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; ~" X3 z) z! S/ xthree legs, and comes down with four?'

1 q( w: d( ~# _4 F  vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 X# l; `) Q. ~% Sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 ~3 ~5 g* U& T( \  _$ p6 k4 J" wof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 x3 b2 I6 G- f: M/ Uwakes the newfie up and asks,

/ X5 d5 n2 j& m* `'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

& B! d/ G: y9 f5 }" O# e) sThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 H  i8 e; P% {, X% c; ~>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

/ I" d' F6 S2 `9 ?+ I, G0 e; R( y0 z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) ~; ]2 R7 M" v' R>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 L' G& z7 ?  [0 }0 C6 O. \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ Z6 b: b" f/ D; X' wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- J9 A9 n5 ^& R* A0 ]$ ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

, A# Y  v4 V' Z6 ?6 V5 t. m" z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; ^% n6 D) s! D$ X8 E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 a/ \4 r: W) C* X: ]7 J% k好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' e" I( u  C' |真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

: Y) W" S* i. b, p) U真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! R, k: z% g/ [9 J; n# r真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* |0 ]" K/ s# z- O1 f8 ]0 J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

0 k% @7 ~6 r' J. {6 r+ I她是大学教瘦？
: E6 V# ]) `* z大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( o$ C) u) W; Z& _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 [; F! n$ u* T说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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