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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so" C+ ]5 |! a2 B- [% Y$ z
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- R( Q8 W: ?. N lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ N3 c& I' a- Y$ U8 D7 Sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 i1 f9 F4 q" n& m- m& @you pay me only $5. ) L3 d/ Y  x$ m7 a4 L5 G/ @( {$ k
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I/ Y, d. V" i. _" w+ L! h
will pay you $500. ( J0 [" p1 t( a  u( p1 G# r  @$ ]/ ?# ~

/ T# Y" U1 P4 T% f' ` This catches the newfie's attention and to keep+ d5 R8 @" \. u( b5 G' x! f6 U  ^
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's! L$ z0 g1 p1 }; Q+ l
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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" K9 F) C- l! B$ M' w  BThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his/ Y6 L" }3 n" ?8 J0 k+ i" J
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the5 w# _& q5 d2 l- W
lawyer. 0 p7 ~, i, n4 }* }: W( |$ `

9 l" I5 C+ a1 U( Q% INow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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$ O" `. {: P8 Z; KThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all, s9 X9 Q' b1 d, Z5 u: g
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all- L+ B' t; p/ |: e
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour2 b& {) v+ h# G  r8 W, M
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and/ e2 y- X  `' g+ L- _
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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, [( A6 Y! Y" q: t9 sThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He# ^* D$ n0 {" R9 ]( s  s& H
wakes the newfie up and asks, 9 S3 x/ b! r# k9 @" B& q

% o# ]2 l- d1 n# {; n0 A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& j  R" y* ^( ]comes down with four?' 8 Z$ `- s% R* l# n( w

2 k0 _* c$ Z; V4 mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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大型搬家
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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4 W- M( ?9 W; v, Z! b$ OLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; ~0 O% `. Z9 v3 R6 T>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ) v- d& c! T% ?' C, A
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 M$ K" u2 ~0 L# s) d$ _>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# |+ I( D& |: k; r0 n& {/ n: z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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4 l/ v  s6 j% @>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 ^: D$ I1 Z: N! E- j3 \) Z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ R8 Y$ h' W# m' _; s# J& S9 K/ E>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) a4 u0 i. K2 M8 C6 v& P2 _  A>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 u& G( _. i9 g% i>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 2 x* b# l( b4 X8 p& I0 o
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 7 o# y. U4 F+ z! z
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ) Y* _, o2 ~/ D9 F. `
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if& M% c6 e$ @0 T* h3 k3 s8 }9 ^
the newfie would l ...

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' R# F3 ]5 d4 n' r+ I( s/ I8 T- h5 m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
; s/ S' {# {  n# _$ K% B“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
# Y! N- u( q2 d. Z; a好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 / Y/ w6 G6 x, C; l9 c0 b
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ }6 N( v0 F! X' D: c* v
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
% i) ^. @! V) G4 _- j好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

7 ?1 Z  Z# V; |真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表   }- U' ~, Q5 }

( M# m. i# X0 f9 P7 s真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 7 Y' J7 E# x* M& D" ~% r5 h

3 x5 D* f5 j. L! ?真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 3 s2 y. S3 M& ?, S* E* m

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

# m6 b# j) M  A) x你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 K: ~. g" n5 p加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
, I+ J4 F- {! K0 Z( q+ s5 C7 |4 \大学教胖还差不多
- W; N% h, R8 X她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 U# _1 o) ^4 ?/ Z0 T紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& f3 \8 t* \- b5 X: a2 _说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 / ^& T, |! S* Y' T. X
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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; q3 y" {/ I  A3 ]7 g% w* Z6 o哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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