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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 P7 K1 P( p- E" P0 S8 T. C. V
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( |: L, h1 @* E The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so8 J  e; k5 p3 Z( @; L, `# y- f) A7 u5 c
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The, G' D" B; {6 |$ T
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I" g* u- C3 _. V8 h' J& I6 U7 }
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,7 e! [. \) d: O6 e' t7 r
you pay me only $5. 9 Z5 x, e' X. S: k" o/ K% u
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I0 ?! e$ [5 C) h4 f3 s
will pay you $500. 1 z; c7 \% F9 [: D; S

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# M3 ]1 l. _0 ?The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's8 q, X3 z3 }/ C  ^& i
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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1 ?- l% e& D- w8 _6 c# T. `The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ A3 w5 j* L) L. V( G6 n2 E  lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# Q+ o. Q: Q; N$ w8 Yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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, W2 \, p: M" d& K4 U8 f# Pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and0 j- F& _* ^  a" R; K
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He: }6 K5 i/ @( H  J& h) B
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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0 f/ q! e+ z9 q6 M$ M8 B3 s'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and2 U8 T# h& W/ C9 p& Z7 @
comes down with four?' $ w; `/ p4 z. ]3 V

, F/ v1 }" p0 l7 f6 EThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5% ?/ b* x' B: ?' v
and goes back to sleep.  O; M- {$ h, a7 n+ Q" j# ~
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two # \& r- g6 E. q
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 k- J  Y, c( F" U+ H, R* W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 7 Q: I$ U( P5 {, ]" [* f
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, + ~+ l$ R3 r8 P5 f( D6 ?
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct) Z) e: g6 ?" y' o
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& k* b( F# J! N( K>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a $ H; X/ E2 A" b9 x/ D. L& N
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 Y0 N, C6 ^& ?4 C, N: s2 D5 q9 u2 x3 E>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 x  t/ o2 v2 z9 W9 ~% t>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; Q/ M  L; S: c; J4 U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) }4 S; I- J! E) T  ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 3 U- A+ Q4 U  T' J  f  C2 V; r9 W6 W4 S
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 8 O3 N; \5 E5 q& {* e
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' N5 J1 j* [$ R6 Slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 ?% x6 m2 k+ y  Y$ g' a' Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if2 r; f" L9 V! W+ R8 H
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:6 A3 u" b9 y9 s) m2 o
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,' a# g0 T  n) Q7 M
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 l! x1 G) S/ C4 i) c加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) G# i! o* |% t% L% G. ]真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 + d" h6 w& K4 M$ N
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" I# n- o8 V' \$ O3 Q* h全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ! z8 h' e  g0 x8 A* S) ^+ R

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全盘接受一下。

; _" P8 b( }& ^6 A3 w+ j真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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9 \; N5 N  P9 x% w8 M" @& G  n0 }别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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. p2 l0 l4 t+ T$ S别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * D+ d. g5 _0 ]$ F* ~% B3 k3 I, ?
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 S, u* L3 A- y+ a) ^4 `. a% E真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
" K8 V5 ]3 z5 Y/ g大学教胖还差不多
& B1 i' r) i$ D) @她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 Z/ k+ n' a7 x8 n. i" L1 Y, Z5 L紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- T: B- e. n  u7 d8 y说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  f7 s2 h5 f% |- P' i' L! O紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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