Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. P' r8 i2 B; g% L+ b  l& D$ V! Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  I+ t0 Y' U3 O  z, M; Y' b3 }the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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. C  I+ Z$ ?! v0 Z6 D3 ^9 s The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" u2 Q& U" a5 F. u3 k: E8 u6 I he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" s5 \8 y8 A3 p5 y- X; C lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ c: n0 B& p9 s% M1 J! Z9 ryou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; b) a% @* ]: E' p/ V1 z! A will pay you $500.

& E2 }6 u$ M8 |  H1 G This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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$ m6 ~3 r' r% m" dThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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7 Q- o+ Z9 i& S8 ~The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' t4 J1 U4 h" b1 p" v  l# u$ upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

* L7 c( ]1 Q" _" C$ X1 WNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' Y- V' V3 `0 I: hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

# i& g' _. x" L4 [' {6 X% _The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

6 b. C$ J7 @( V6 P( a'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. n2 J' j; O  o" [0 G3 I4 i' C) Icomes down with four?'
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( E$ o" j$ b- F" xThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
5 j/ Y+ w+ q* S' S7 D) s4 c8 wand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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' s8 u9 `8 Z+ Q7 |1 T* t% NLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

8 U3 S1 w, I7 M2 E. {# V% E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) r2 Y. w! o5 [6 Y" v1 Z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; P- T: ]$ c5 m+ r) ?>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( r% A  W8 H0 |- n% K, T" |: b>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) Q8 s0 C: J! t* O% G1 K>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- v7 ]7 ^/ l7 y+ E( Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 g7 y  r. a2 j! e5 D8 X; Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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! \+ {/ p6 c, }: j# T3 h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. }1 O5 {; o! i0 H  t8 i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 G% C; H2 e6 S( h% ~9 A! l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ @9 L( m! _5 J, }" C真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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6 X& l! g$ `& p6 B' E( w: _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 E2 d+ f3 }& Y  m* K, h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 K, P+ A0 A- |/ X3 C2 k. L- o真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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' ^) U) X+ P- ^* J  e" C! R全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

  ^" \% V& h! {4 d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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+ v) D4 {  O8 V5 P6 v别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 B' t5 a) l- n8 }& w" d+ c" Z! ?你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 @* r' r5 i2 @& o, i; q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

3 e9 l" }; r0 `2 D5 `+ c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
" v" C& [5 {$ j" Y大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 h6 {9 F  O& N说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ {) [' r, U# m. c* q# y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢