Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 h! w1 Y# N: Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! U( G7 v2 w- y6 q" Q: {5 x% Uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ M6 \, D! ]2 S- K The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 E5 f2 w- ^" F4 G. k" o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ e- Q  _. s" Yyou pay me only $5.
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, _) w7 S6 M& O6 }3 ]1 l9 @ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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+ o3 y: a: |  ^5 m+ S This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) k' V% A: f  l; z4 Qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

9 }1 J. K& G# H# f$ nThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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  t) [2 `2 n0 S+ h- g! iNow, it's the newfie's turn.

+ P+ \! B/ W% `9 }He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 H7 o7 D5 k3 L" p  [8 Lthree legs, and comes down with four?'

4 \/ W& h2 |( Q" ^7 BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 I9 T  d$ Y9 b% C4 o2 k. ]0 lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 f% _/ S3 R+ m6 f* ~7 Rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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) B) B/ t& V; Q+ u9 P9 `The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
$ U7 |8 m( k4 y+ ?* [
- L; P' u( M% H4 i'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& p- e' d, V0 V3 K  m, r1 V1 O/ bcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; N9 s. k5 ~" C: e( l8 c7 d4 H>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 g2 ]. F/ |) z' D>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

- ]9 b4 D. t' v1 s$ F; ]+ K4 T>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, c7 X4 U, Y9 c( V" Z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- T+ M0 t+ p0 D* S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& ]6 d* T7 t# h5 @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ B; B- s4 G/ Z6 s$ @>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 b8 L, i2 ~8 O' z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# h' V- \5 ~% D/ i>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ P& ~5 b; X" D$ t  C4 Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# x+ l3 N* x' Q0 ?% X6 j) m- Cthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# U  i3 h. O/ i8 A! ^% ?, z' R“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& W( c7 A/ U. ?1 A" t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: ~$ ~% }6 f+ @+ r真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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- ^- g6 o3 E; N4 u8 X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! m4 O, U# E! k2 e4 Q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" O6 R: I" r" Q; r  M% a真聪明，偶像啊

; ^8 w6 C, M3 v1 ~全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


' u5 v% H- _, _' m: H0 d全盘接受一下。

( k, I1 J4 `, B3 E/ D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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  Y0 a/ M7 P' ^3 [8 a: \# b真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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! l* |) p/ L: o9 j1 p9 k* w! j别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 P  y- f3 j" k5 j  {) y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- w0 |$ w3 \0 ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( o  _' m4 s8 W! \多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

# f. z" ^9 T2 `+ h大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

" b8 Z5 @8 M4 l2 g& p" D, Y+ g  A大学教授哦，能不剥削？

# v# F: O+ E% T; ]$ F! h2 F6 I& F. j她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 w* S5 t* @$ }$ E- L- K0 Y1 y2 e说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" Z/ K$ w  _. u5 r* p0 t% y% V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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$ {% @9 p, T9 f哈哈，你们在这开小会呢