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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* R1 B( e# v) s3 ^- I( }% N; e- C
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb+ n" r$ X- C: S* {
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 W  W1 \- q# O# r
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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  c1 h- r2 n% H/ v0 g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 z# \3 J& p0 }0 H he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ z( I& f* F) V/ s3 { lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% b- V: d  o, I! b) g( `' V! G8 K8 |ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! D# n: S9 R! z8 `/ uyou pay me only $5. ! N) M+ E. H8 V2 P

6 I* z, N% |. h% C& j9 x# ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
) F; G. Q0 ~. @ will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep' ?0 O% }2 Y1 |8 D
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 9 I% A# c; @3 j8 d* E& A
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' m9 f+ @- p* b) ?the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 1 o# Q2 i( Q( H/ o( m4 Q
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, J  a" \7 p& X" c) T! Bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 {4 q8 O" Q( X8 z5 Wlawyer.
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4 k$ C* p1 a1 n- |6 ^2 O' jNow, it's the newfie's turn.4 a: c0 I. K6 h; E1 l0 S. S

; G  g) {4 g' u( M! C( T$ FHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) |0 Z9 j! G7 v( L& _) Wthree legs, and comes down with four?'   N! H% D) z3 |: P' D

* _6 U  S8 H1 SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 n6 h$ R% z+ e; ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all* P6 S3 y5 Z4 Q
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour* W1 L& p6 n, m- s
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and9 g0 P! i% p" k- _$ @9 ]
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right1 A1 P: h; N$ j3 W* U8 X; t+ O
back to sleep. - w5 R* l3 r% Y9 X1 y9 i! b1 w
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He' B$ g- _& A" |- n. Y/ Z  N/ ^5 g
wakes the newfie up and asks, 6 C1 C$ |6 c  o

& J  W6 n6 B6 o'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and; q* X4 Q- g+ L" j6 ]# N- A5 L
comes down with four?' * f' t  {6 f* X  `* H

/ {8 r8 e9 Z4 ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
% l* U/ [4 @; i" K% kand goes back to sleep.6 @( a% l% j; a! [! r* s7 g1 `  M) y! _
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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+ ], i* T1 m$ R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 F3 d8 t' X( o& W>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 9 ^: I; c2 u8 J  t3 S
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the / \0 b4 D9 T6 o5 Z  T  y
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, / {" p  T2 d$ x
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct, k: @4 ]( v9 F
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 P4 e, X  R, S( B4 ]>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 ~7 B; G: a: J0 j: f1 [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 3 M9 M7 [3 o8 V; x9 g8 V( Z
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 a% ^! P, _: U; a- j! k7 O>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three$ H6 D& v+ o/ N) y

) B* X, f7 {1 \* k2 g- d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 O5 _# q2 h1 V! R: K4 Z  g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the . l5 B* h" D# i% Y! j4 n' ]
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand + P) q) m) m/ |! C. d
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
# n/ I; j7 M2 ^" BA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( E0 @# K7 F" b0 h% `: Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb7 ~: [9 j- L1 d; V1 D
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; q1 ]( `9 h. a& ~3 Tthe newfie would l ...

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! Y) f! c/ f2 @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:& p- ^1 y8 Q* ^( h- j# f7 o
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
% W3 G6 Y; s5 l5 z) i' }好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: b) |% s$ p( I) F加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 , N: E: Y7 }5 _% x+ `+ n! t

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
  Y+ Y% B1 e5 c7 v( }5 }3 C( o& Z“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
/ P8 I* M3 K6 ^, e+ _  j% w好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

" y0 d; U+ j) T% U8 V. _+ A真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 8 L8 ]' x- x, B7 L! z
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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# K+ u3 i7 B( Z$ g, Z全盘接受一下。

, o2 f& n7 z6 p( ~  j* K8 {真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 w8 `9 _9 q1 l5 d0 L" l2 j3 V& Y真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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9 X5 d* L" ^, l/ t3 B3 m' `# A别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 3 F4 Y3 T8 s! W5 K

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3 V% W% F4 Y& B& _5 t" {别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 H4 t4 E6 w  ?% E
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 & X1 f" d3 n! k2 q

& {  b0 h- s, T* |  u2 M真博学,偶像啊。

3 `0 q% O1 ]8 N6 R& V8 k大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 B! f1 y1 W/ L5 @1 H她是大学教瘦?1 g& q. Z- {7 b
大学教胖还差不多 & Y% T  t( Y& D  H  P0 N  B6 G& b
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 H* k2 i- ?& [, v% V, c  E0 g9 L紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( f7 i* W1 s5 B. d说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ) X0 h1 p  F* }% r/ G
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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