Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 y  j7 w) x3 Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
8 r: U* j# P/ V. p will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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6 y& W  q$ v$ {+ U7 D- ~The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* S" |* Z8 l1 }% `5 G+ _pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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' g+ X# p7 a) @% QNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 g+ M+ ^1 y9 othree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* H& q( H$ i8 @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; \  E5 A7 F) z3 u: Wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- J0 i: P% C0 nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! E' ?& v& q" X& j% K) uwakes the newfie up and asks,
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  f; R& x. v& u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 \6 ?  i# g6 G7 \: K+ gcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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8 k) W3 ^$ C6 A$ S7 E: B: YLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

* B  S& z  j) K, _: B; B6 \2 t* A- `* K3 d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# p% ~, c( h1 A) y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- d( I4 l  o6 ?& V- ?* s" Q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

8 i( h) u# Y* J& g5 @0 {5 c>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! N! w- M. @8 V& p3 k/ e>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. u- h; W& ~, e: v; V4 O>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 R  b' ~" r: Q2 I0 B* u; y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ Z- W1 I; l( x7 Q& [: z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 g6 b" I/ n/ ^' |9 f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; a. E2 _0 Q1 I1 m>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- z% k0 P3 @2 B+ a" |+ n/ e% r3 athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 k9 Z. e* B! L# h) ^" c$ l$ Pthe newfie would l ...

) M' f3 d9 a6 l6 j( v8 R9 I3 \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 G( r0 {$ }% `- v: J- |3 J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& F6 X8 s" `7 N) `8 Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 |( O$ I; Y% h% a- ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% m: W$ _" \: w. M; l! T: G真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


2 D' O) C5 U0 E
4 ~8 W) P, i+ O7 h1 j5 E- Y- Y; s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 ~8 r* f1 j, N7 g+ L( Q" A- b5 @好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% v  P. t/ _, w+ i; _. G$ m  W真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* _- l+ n/ b! G" d0 c- Y) s真聪明，偶像啊

3 a: R7 j9 q5 {3 y; Y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

* Y+ w/ |1 ]7 n$ g- S+ K5 w6 O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

( \/ u; f  S) |" m4 E  k真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



0 I0 s7 s* L* ^7 h' [( v. K别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 ?$ s1 ?; a! b! C真博学，偶像啊。

& E6 o8 ?5 l# P大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 x% U3 U0 \0 u3 ]她是大学教瘦？
' g; _  ^' o; Y* a3 k大学教胖还差不多
+ K+ u& A5 p% o0 b; ]" Q她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 K0 N! ?, ~/ `* `' L$ e2 S. E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 t# @. X6 t" j. Y- V* F/ L说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 }( h4 D' j# O1 ?2 s5 p3 n5 N* A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& k. G: o( T+ I3 [" }哈哈，你们在这开小会呢