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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a6 I9 N! O) d# m. h9 v# ^
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb% }, v' T, X/ e& g; j, G1 I
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if1 A% V# I* h; s) g8 g+ S' T. W* p
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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: f' p, Y3 \. ^+ L% j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 m0 [; ^  N" ]( W/ I7 M, s he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: j1 p" \& J$ T& Z$ B6 b lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I* `( E' z: o, g* ~2 S
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,2 o- j2 r% e  m9 ?: J8 h
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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% \  j2 E+ \5 M+ L* R& w, H; d/ O This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's- E4 c5 X; h/ N
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his2 A; A' g8 ~' U- l$ |" T; G2 C
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with4 j. O3 n+ P$ {" }( h4 w6 S' F) Q$ O. @
three legs, and comes down with four?' ) i7 n8 j4 s" w! {
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all7 e6 ]" {2 ~! }" Y7 [1 a" M
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( v7 p8 D+ P/ q' ~! T3 C. gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 R3 p* \6 I# |of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 T" C+ `# T7 v6 S/ Xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 {- c5 F3 ?' Z0 r1 Iback to sleep. $ k0 z0 v/ ~6 E. Q9 J% ?

! A/ r8 C& d8 U  Z- k  p4 I+ PThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He( M" @- F6 |( o7 x
wakes the newfie up and asks, " y: v/ y8 m' E( a4 X3 r  P6 d
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  [6 [! N! j9 `5 a- ^, bcomes down with four?' 8 T: B8 ]4 B, G' ?+ z" _

5 [, Y0 k. t  [) {2 wThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 z7 s5 {- j( m' g' Eand goes back to sleep.  A4 G+ J3 E, T9 @$ W! E* d. t& _/ m

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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- `7 h6 U6 o; t8 \2 uLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the" g: ?1 n- d5 I0 q6 n

& k+ s$ f" x+ Z$ Z+ Z' ?5 j1 B>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
! O% G& r$ H) f  o, a( M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason   z' Z( ]' |9 T" L; s
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! S* v- @3 H! i' f0 W' v1 R0 V$ G3 D>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 3 d: n1 r8 ?& O. r9 K4 e, s
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 H: F5 B: X1 Q/ l2 G>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research , w* Q* F5 t, d5 V4 I
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 m, y" V/ }/ S, N>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ n$ I  ^4 L) j& n/ r>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: z; ?( `1 R7 h" G& r; s>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, W" j: S6 ~( k1 L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the # f1 N  Q7 q  v% u% Y8 `& k, i& h
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ D$ \5 ]+ n0 U, t% ^>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 - |! D) _2 Z/ k% z8 g
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 V  Z& t' O* o! g- plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) z: J1 ~; Y) l; i$ X: m0 D$ ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: c, X) |) A, {/ O* T/ D: ?' cthe newfie would l ...

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, ]# g& d: d+ o3 J2 ]- ]0 V  o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
" m: q2 q  i9 {! A, ?8 i& s$ F6 _“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,. y/ g0 J3 B5 v
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ p0 {& Q# {4 n! V2 f1 W加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 $ E$ J0 |, d4 `8 E' G% I- `- b' W

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/ G& C0 K& [! j8 O* ~7 S) L1 C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:; h9 z+ ]4 ~; J; R( X
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
: k( \+ e6 v: V( C% e3 B: W# h好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! D: J) O" E6 c( @8 J
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 2 Q+ R- H+ ^( m8 K. I& I6 F

, T$ N# m8 \  a$ R真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( C- Z' l/ q/ n5 S# l! x( C加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # k4 e& P; J$ e

& v6 ~2 v2 v- ^1 L2 X6 N# f6 N6 e真博学,偶像啊。

0 _- g0 {# B, z4 g* |大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

! a* H' e' a- k1 q: f7 S0 i% ^她是大学教瘦?% B3 r* ~8 A6 x# X7 v0 M
大学教胖还差不多 3 k2 |' @" U3 W. U& n/ O3 d, Z2 A
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 f& h4 y- I1 P
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ d  r) `: a# m9 P0 o9 q紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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