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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( t6 n9 ?. c! x, {: g5 s6 ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 }: [2 a( m, M& Z. c3 n' qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- a1 G9 p3 ~" K, Q2 U
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 6 J& U0 x  d- ~. d: X$ ~
  
$ @( O0 d6 \9 M! |( f The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: n1 b) h1 L# L he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 [0 w/ H* H* d lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I3 e  C  i) ^. Q& w
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,/ A  `. ~  ?6 }" r
you pay me only $5. 9 g. W4 F7 r" @% c

; S1 w9 e* d) F; y$ D# i  M5 D5 o8 | You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& f) n- }+ \) _4 V0 L# O will pay you $500. . a0 E3 m  g. z5 p7 z! ^0 ^) \

8 ~, a) |8 e' Q; S( j1 p! M+ \& y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep, A& _& _9 b+ I  V1 i  P' ~8 V! M- o
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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# {/ ]/ r* T& Y' ~( o9 Z  nThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 b* F8 n0 G1 M+ Q' Tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' % B8 s& ~) c* N6 H

8 k3 T) f! R( _: d' q! zThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; k# x9 I$ o+ u+ [pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
. Y" d0 G) E6 X; ilawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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% E/ K# L; J2 MHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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6 |. o- o4 T1 l5 r& T- k. ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all0 v& ^: ^4 m- \! r5 R4 k
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all0 m) ?9 B3 \4 S, h0 m4 ~
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# B$ i0 E) i: U- m2 Q4 U4 n) l" i& Sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* b' n6 o+ N) A2 F% \hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 [  p; T5 i0 \* o8 j+ Gback to sleep.
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. D4 M$ ~% R6 AThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He3 I2 n0 e+ e* X
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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; Q2 _1 b. r% \2 Y9 X( p'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and/ H5 n2 G, W: _0 I" P
comes down with four?' / g/ T+ f* H  J1 F' b, H( ~6 x

5 a9 p2 E9 U. y3 I  P0 m  @The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the5 M6 G. g! D! _1 q$ R3 a
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ' U- p! D4 B* W
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* t; O5 V, b' k) U& D- h: z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ' S" I& z/ _( ]  z: d( X; ]
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 A0 R; P5 V; S1 x" Z8 ~>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct& I. E' z9 X# W1 ?+ r8 A" p

# G! ?  t6 w' l>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research + Q7 `% p; C. V( G1 h8 |- o0 [# P
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, C) _' v% h+ M9 w: b>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 7 t) O  \4 h+ n, `8 |9 d
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 7 i. P7 \# y) ~2 f  y  h- F
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 6 ]* m4 V( g& Y% Z: e" ]8 k- M
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ W  F6 N1 R# h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, M5 I1 m( w) r2 r5 H, D/ j" l. ?>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 W/ F; a6 S; V( ^# |% ]A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: {2 ?. I# E4 |- d
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  b$ v2 m" x. hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 |8 J& F" ~8 m1 k9 ]
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:8 K% ]8 v; `9 w. `
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
8 U" r% r& h/ ]3 m. {; s好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 - ?- V# m4 @* P; a% c! I
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
2 G, ~6 v/ f6 [7 x“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
- L+ L/ F9 B0 w好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

: g# c0 Q6 w0 U" `; Y真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # Y' W, P7 x/ \9 e
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真聪明,偶像啊

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9 u8 Z. j% [0 F) y& k( t全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表   k* \) N# M+ X9 j. M  E
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ! K" ^3 j: N5 m! c! Q! X6 G' @* C2 o

% B9 c/ P2 J/ m真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 ]9 \$ o/ S! w别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 4 k. x5 ^  Z( O& h( S/ v3 f
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ' k4 j% P( a  }6 @

, S" ~* {; ^" n2 Q# p3 _/ E$ \8 R' x真博学,偶像啊。

/ d9 t8 t/ j6 k3 s1 P- W大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 & c) f: l5 A, |) ^+ m/ ]5 ^4 ~

  N; P" o& n1 r! ]大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 + f/ }7 H5 ~7 O( v; v3 P
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( R( N9 |& c+ l2 j9 p* v# X紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- a; g; v2 v1 K& g说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; N$ F- _% L" U4 k; {% Q. d6 ~2 I
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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