Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& Z& h6 u+ c  |7 G7 X% Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 E7 ^0 K. D' ^2 ^+ l) uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! H  I& [; P) V lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 r! `( l" y8 _1 B- y( B; Cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ G6 y! F/ D$ uyou pay me only $5.
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% j- v9 e  q7 l. b  X. z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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; v: a, F5 j9 b. {& e; f, c This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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2 u' X) P& B  o/ G, W; M9 }% n) fThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 W* @" ^+ @- n9 i; C& k! D# S. g1 rthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

6 M' c% ]5 c  u' N  s8 V  x( IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 w- I( R0 L  |( l+ r/ j& ]lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

# G/ K7 o0 n- OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

! [( d% f3 T& i5 j7 I3 vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& [# p: `2 g6 h' e: x4 H" Phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* `3 A5 h" h$ s9 Sback to sleep.
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, @2 i! s7 x, e6 T$ rThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& L. F- F" x( U/ ~! g7 Z6 p6 zwakes the newfie up and asks,

' W/ e+ c0 t, |; X2 ]'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 u8 [* O3 {  C0 f7 F0 E$ Jcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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9 a- u) [! u# R* \5 R- ULawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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8 a  p: X8 y, H  k' _, Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( G3 [9 v; r9 P* ^5 T1 F$ G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. s/ r5 M0 l# x  I" i- j  R' B>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) e9 |7 W) I# r# M2 b/ Q1 g>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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* z* M! ~; ]/ q5 m& i2 G& z; ?>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, W* I& |7 F1 z/ W>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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. F0 c* _, u, _7 |4 T7 f& K3 G) V>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* S. j6 o! {) w>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& D( m: Q, _/ o8 Z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 i& n; T) ^; [+ nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* r0 @+ v' @+ A& D9 Xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& j- ^) d! w3 }% z- J/ ]the newfie would l ...

* B) e# S& d  i; r% x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) v& e. B' m7 d, u' p) H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ p& _+ }8 V! z+ [+ k% L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* T+ S* N9 D# T. x1 A1 |真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

3 s7 m. o: x/ B) R% j5 A你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ F- l* x5 p$ x# \8 m; X% V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 r0 @6 p! O9 u多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% C1 W, x! Y, U* d1 p她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ D6 X- {6 [9 b+ Y2 \6 g  X6 c5 Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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$ @$ o1 r' a, Q4 [) B) F哈哈，你们在这开小会呢