Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; `# u/ h& P6 d- e2 r3 F+ S" cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; \+ q4 |2 e1 J0 ^, g( i) Gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( h: W- g( ?$ j7 ~* x7 O# @0 S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 Z7 Y. P. u, B4 ?9 cyou pay me only $5.

8 q$ {/ b+ P: C$ O You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

. R9 I( E9 J& I# O. [; q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

& s9 N3 a2 G7 p3 [' s3 Q1 _: xThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# [' x+ {; e$ i: ~the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

# V' K: e( n4 s: M5 ^/ }! qThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
1 j  {4 [( o; V; I0 Llawyer.
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3 x) Z6 ?, Y. ~, o! ANow, it's the newfie's turn.
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) T% s+ F" N) Z1 p" U+ ~8 Z) HHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* u- X- f* y4 s0 d; }7 L& O# X# h; ]3 gthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ ?: d* M2 G# h8 p( M# d, Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! [$ X$ U6 F" \of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 j/ S* \. B7 fback to sleep.

) I+ C! }! o$ L! O! H/ WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- y  T! ]; C9 u# L) xwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
$ Z9 ^: p4 V5 C* N% D$ b4 aand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

$ X) N4 j2 m8 D6 p; d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) W, |4 ?& c3 ^5 q; Z5 z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ k1 Y+ E( W$ e- p>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 x8 k/ a9 x9 k9 T3 |+ }& s>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 C/ a5 c8 x' U>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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7 G) f4 ?( A, @5 {>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 q8 F# l  v5 d) p& ]>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! G+ _$ A6 B3 C5 e; K4 K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( k3 n- X. [: ]- F! J. g( X' e>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( h% i# }- I7 u& \4 X+ j2 z! ?+ bA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ }# C8 }7 l: Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 ?- b! b& N  [" t. \/ Y; M4 I0 uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ f7 u8 ]% l4 D4 x8 Dthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 R+ {$ ~0 m7 k8 w' N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. t, b8 V3 |9 V2 m+ K8 Q6 @加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' Y6 b( R! Z9 g* X$ p: r真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 d% f' K) n9 i. ?8 z! b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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8 c1 W0 M# D: L  }4 [1 Z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ v- L& s* ]9 }4 G! _4 n全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) h$ f/ f7 Q% Q& \加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 H0 Y3 T! P8 u2 Q2 Y& Y# V多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( w3 t! }# q' B( z$ u7 H  {真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 t" C% i+ S  B1 t# F: S- }9 s; j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  g6 H. m: ?2 U; p% U, w! ?她是大学教瘦？
; U4 ~( a* x- S& j大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 v9 [% \) c: M$ a8 o2 x! U3 k说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. J' l# Y' z" h8 R# y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢