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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a' m" e2 P+ B: \3 I. L
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb- L, Q3 d# P, W$ W, f4 w
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ y7 ~, J. E1 [# u$ T- B$ fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so* j3 e& |% _: y  m+ \% @! R) T$ ?
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 \* b. I; T) u" D+ n lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I  ^- Z7 o& x: S, d; b. e' o" Z5 {
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 M0 d' I4 Q+ k5 P, Tyou pay me only $5. 3 m1 v+ C6 t8 c# D7 I! |& W. |% ]

6 n8 I. o- i0 X- [ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ ~6 f4 |& ~+ @: ^0 C) H; Q4 K will pay you $500.
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  |( l! F  |' W7 v6 V# x This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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7 f! p2 E. I" O  D9 @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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9 F4 I: ]/ ?3 b6 mThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his; B% e1 @" K9 t
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the0 {8 k2 Y* B, _7 C
lawyer.
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1 f! h& ]% J" l. K7 q/ f$ CNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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5 e, w8 o& N% X6 zHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with! N8 j, Q1 k# ^3 H8 H! D. ?# t; R
three legs, and comes down with four?' + X& v/ X# ^" d2 O3 t

4 p* A+ h- l8 _+ l5 gThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all, m+ D! Y) u: @, l" P" ~
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all. ?; }, Q, {7 u3 i1 i
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour! G2 B: r9 u$ I3 z5 l% W
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% a" _- [) M+ A; J9 V/ J  hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right' |6 F7 N9 |) }% |1 M- B
back to sleep. 2 W- d+ ]3 X; X: b0 d
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He- e* n$ R! ~) v  o/ W
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!8 L/ h$ S) r+ ]) c" c. t6 g6 g' @
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the& v0 Y+ O# D* ^) J

4 k' q5 `  _" Z/ ~, l7 B/ u* H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 9 l3 D# ?) g5 [5 Q
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason " v: V. l0 H4 s9 g/ h" ?4 f
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ( T5 p# w& Q, n" z$ p6 M) J
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, & m* [" J/ x, N/ e. s& {4 y
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct$ ~7 }6 m- q7 V8 b' |' P
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research . Y/ \: B( y: n; J! Y
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a / s* L- d3 H% [. R+ z, J9 d' I" s* x6 k
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ' s6 n+ M3 {1 W$ W$ Z" \1 N. V/ F) n
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ( b: Z5 M, Z) f' |* o- G5 R
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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2 ]7 e& Q2 P' x7 s4 |3 I>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's * Y7 c- E" i: P
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the : y8 _$ q' |- j, M* X3 _
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 4 q) l/ A8 u) d
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表   V/ u! C7 C% Q' ?7 V3 `
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 K3 @" `9 X8 ^. n! W; o
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 p. j4 d' L7 H- c9 d" othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# A3 n# P; M5 X) j& }1 `; i' fthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:& h/ c2 H- O; X9 q& X5 y$ w, y
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,! I) r, `5 H% i
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 E( V( Z( X: O3 Q  [6 x9 X
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" B5 ^' H* _) v& z真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:( G3 D$ }8 {# O7 |# F
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,; Y* s- n& k. t/ j
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / @2 O  F+ \7 y2 G
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 c; @% f3 G, H8 G# P8 p8 H

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全盘接受一下。

  L) s- C2 f) ?真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 2 v1 |* [: d7 P
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 S: }( ~3 o- {  R" w+ ~你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 i( [( Y" k4 k, P& L- q加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# a' J& `# h% ]) c0 x3 q) w多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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) _, j1 Q4 c( Z3 Z- ^) d% P大学教授哦,能不剥削?

* G! |5 \9 m( o, e她是大学教瘦?" u8 W! k: x# G" s  |; J' D
大学教胖还差不多 : e7 p4 S6 \! w; l' C/ D# ]
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 3 ^! \7 N/ M& I5 ~. K: D  s
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" T5 n* @% T$ P- V2 D紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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