Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( C- k/ T( O5 `5 g0 \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ S: p. Q8 p& Z6 Q  v  ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* l, v9 s( L8 |1 W! g: wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( A. x5 _# P- N; F" Y5 B7 l) a6 _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, i7 ^" E) T" B- Z+ _2 W& T. G' u0 Eyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ W" }4 Z/ f6 a0 rthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

8 t$ u+ ~. {: \4 S* ^4 `: p: `! U2 MThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, J3 t! ^+ l/ ?# ]% P8 ~0 xthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

/ I* m2 q5 l4 L% HThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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/ N" S" k4 y% {; ]* j1 t; a) f& G$ i8 VNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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3 r& q' f; e" }9 `. G" EHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. r; j5 N7 n5 f, i9 \8 w8 ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

( `' M8 @" ^6 F. _+ P3 Y9 VThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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, }, v0 h0 i9 c3 p'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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3 v6 j- R- {4 e: dLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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/ ~" @8 j) z& R! _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  ]* O  ?% Z. g2 Z. ~3 e" f>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 {( G& z4 \+ o# ~>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( ~* E: y: X, [$ x; w7 ]>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

6 m' T) x" v$ `! t>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 {. j# m" G) v  C. q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; x  t! ~- a3 P( J4 Y+ \>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& q5 x* P1 v4 ~. B; t>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# H% h# I+ O1 s; c$ l4 R3 G>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 L5 `& Y# z) L" E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ P6 |* a6 D+ \  c+ O4 llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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# ?! V5 I3 [. ~# W+ `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; m2 \: |6 W$ [! b# F“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 w/ W7 f; }; \9 K' g好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( D  B$ O# k# ^% N( O3 u1 V" Z7 G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( j3 h6 e- w  x/ A% R/ v9 \8 m真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# N0 Y4 g6 h7 P) x- ^- ]( x; h) v5 s  L" O真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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! e+ d+ [) Y. F  [4 E" m( i$ i- M全盘接受一下。

6 y! L6 R& }' C  x真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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* f8 d- d+ ?( s2 M* @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

( ^! b/ K$ O8 U+ v2 N% y/ Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! q# ]# b9 n7 ~9 q2 H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 v" [6 E( d3 ^8 W  s多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

: O- @/ C7 t& W- d' P# H9 d4 e8 B大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

$ x. t+ i3 U7 ~( g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* D, j% A0 ~( n她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 Q# Y& S( ]  d. v0 D( m' D8 A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# \. j( i- N0 M" d, y说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢