Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a8 r  v: g- K4 Y5 e- W9 i8 g
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb1 M4 @5 L. \: e
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 E9 O9 v7 M9 u8 l; gthe newfie would like to play a fun game. - E; \* y' P4 g, f- x/ y; U' Z! i

6 y! U6 \/ l/ J9 k, d' t The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so  C' l1 f, [  N) u* F! @
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* n9 ?, b: {, `% w1 C lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I$ P. R2 n* s6 x2 l& J: M! L
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 U( a7 X( F0 Y) Z/ xyou pay me only $5. ! F6 ]! z  f: K" N! v6 o6 i2 p9 [7 }, A

- @. J6 W( {5 T6 J6 c You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I# P" r4 C4 b, Z
will pay you $500. 7 H, i" x  R7 ^+ L7 B

: Q+ T& W. W7 ? This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, Z8 J4 s  I3 Y# [: j( B6 athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 7 V$ E& a% g! `# x9 J0 q# s

8 w: l; @1 }) x9 q, k/ [The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his5 @0 Q% z4 |+ H* S: W+ Z
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
! Y$ Y# n7 R: N& _lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.- r5 X3 T, }3 L3 n

0 X/ a5 V9 o0 r1 B  oHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with4 n% |2 j% n$ q
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) ?# n2 L/ V9 d7 Aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 ?. w. f7 w8 o6 Q6 a9 q# ?- n# Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( ~! b5 J& D9 E" Y6 y3 x  Fback to sleep.
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& p$ j5 Y: L( q" kThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ s( q, B! l9 V2 gwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and0 \) z) n! r$ L' P: k
comes down with four?'
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7 B# q5 b& h* J5 sThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
  X) A: j; \8 L: {and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # a0 o$ j+ N% b G$ q: {6 g
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a6 F& K2 c* ~2 U3 I! ?; f$ p! ~6 F
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb- O! U* z! ]! l6 J2 V0 L
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if; z0 R0 A7 g) F) A! S% T+ i/ w
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% Q1 }1 }* Z* m. W0 L5 k& A5 X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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" P9 Z( Z5 ~; Z1 F. ?: ?! i2 H5 h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& \; u7 j; I& b+ F' L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，$ j7 ~& v- `5 Y. L
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ! C3 A4 M- |7 x0 J* M, w: T9 }' |

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 F' o2 [! ~8 R2 }真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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: ~3 \; v4 `3 ?$ H% b$ ?& U别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ! _$ Y' D- z2 F& U
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 3 s( ?4 U/ v, W& m6 v2 A' n* ]

. t0 ~4 ~) s; K大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 ]- z/ ~6 j! C6 v; U, |
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & R* Y0 F9 G- B4 u, f
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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