Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& u$ x8 }% b$ ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ P, \2 g9 s3 A$ C- U" B! {* jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# G8 W* E3 ], T% A5 [ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ _' U! n/ c3 W: j$ u, Hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 @, ~: `) O; K' e' R, C2 T; X5 w will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 T7 ~2 E% n+ f, s  OThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 I# b" \5 t* ^) vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 O9 p% X( p, M! N4 dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ \8 f& l  R" ~0 x2 xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ d; V8 B2 g$ f* r: P1 [  }the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 {: r# c5 T0 [& l. Q: }; hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
" W+ Y) \7 S, Dback to sleep.
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0 k/ b/ M! M+ X; D1 \The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; C" |) X% Z) F8 t, i& U" Wwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 X0 C  _" D! gcomes down with four?'

6 r* w2 G/ {- \The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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5 w$ {, B3 M7 J+ g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& |8 `2 j0 x( E3 f$ ?6 R' m>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 x/ U: D( t$ }>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% l7 [+ h1 r5 `5 W>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! b0 s$ ]4 z+ y2 c>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; A0 ]5 e$ z- Q  s' v>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

2 ^6 d! a" }$ g  z>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 O, |5 P$ A) R- w>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  g9 n1 i- ?6 h5 t4 d) C. E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 y7 x& k/ y" o$ ~/ L$ `, e>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' Y# V3 q; a! H4 Z5 B! hA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 V6 M% n5 v$ Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 ?5 z$ }: }8 [; t3 K: @/ ]the newfie would l ...

. R: E5 Y# }" v8 ]* @  F7 D! u3 u+ D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- i: h8 m- @: d- K( ^1 R, s, o加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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; O# P# z. R- N4 t6 Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 i0 N9 J( @6 c3 U! C7 O0 c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% w, [0 O, }; f) X) ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 T; O! T- i/ \$ w, l& z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

4 t+ ~0 E, b; i' [  {# d7 H" o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

* F3 K  m3 c3 Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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: \7 ~# _7 g, r8 u$ {1 w别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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/ `; u; _" Z" ^1 d$ z别把我往坏路上领啊。

0 N$ E8 U0 h- P& o8 [你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 y$ L% j; ?0 v( v她是大学教瘦？
6 S& G/ d' `  t. \5 D3 {大学教胖还差不多
+ d. W3 [0 N3 G: _0 M# H: X她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢