Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 r5 @8 c  B: X/ g0 E0 Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" J  c/ u: H/ _the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 S) _3 G- w2 R he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ p: ?9 {  X. Y$ ]+ z, w$ s: Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 v9 \# h& i/ L( p5 ^: M/ t) Oyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

- n: X. H/ @9 S# B- g This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ X& Q& n. ~. i  Fthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 W5 f8 g- b- O0 H+ Upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 T$ j* J! o9 g" ?' |/ Vlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 i) [8 V( n& [5 m6 v9 othree legs, and comes down with four?'

2 w9 k" @: ]/ }  s$ TThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ _! S7 B. L* R) P. areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 t2 m9 {- |- \! @0 s; Y, u7 Gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 N$ N# G; F! X4 A. _7 E0 T& X# f& [hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, C( N, U3 I' T! N$ O1 z& t; [' fback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, e! m+ @  n# swakes the newfie up and asks,
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. r. Q- H8 c6 U8 `% `'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ Z" x7 l+ r" x- @# s, b4 ?( J>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

8 J8 k3 t3 P/ K% k' Y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 ^  x3 Z/ E2 Z7 S- }>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 ?& @) P- z4 I9 l5 xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 {! O: \6 M  n* k# W$ ^the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) W- K* B3 `5 ~' c. P: N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 G0 m  `& }* w( t, X+ t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 c" p- N0 G" w' T9 I9 F$ ?$ U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! a2 G* S% ?  O/ }2 r1 b好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 U$ ]$ i5 P2 C' F8 r1 a真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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9 ^9 Q; Q1 d. Z. n全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

) I& R9 i6 c8 v  C  m! l. l真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 y9 R" o& E$ M9 Q/ C. W6 B/ }别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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( o; J9 T3 _# g5 j别把我往坏路上领啊。

. l, U* t' P7 R/ t. `你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: s" @+ J2 J: ~1 a6 e3 p: {加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

+ q; j0 `8 ?5 X$ S9 ^大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 U& Y, S8 Y) x* e) h7 |9 _* ~说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢