Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& r) e  m2 t  x6 m* J% \: c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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1 s7 s; Q, s( Z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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, _3 i( j6 F2 [( _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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2 X. U' m4 T6 S6 O6 J' x6 q* }9 d# PNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 T! B  W* L4 `2 u4 _, c* ?9 {' {three legs, and comes down with four?'
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4 u8 s( @6 T' iThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* V6 b7 @% _8 U9 F. F6 e! V) Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep.
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' a- Q  f, @6 l2 F0 w6 J9 o% O7 X) MThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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& _. Q1 w3 P7 sThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; I2 t. l- N0 N; \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 R* S8 I9 {4 ^: u>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 J/ y/ H( l' p& L( Z2 g>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 {$ {9 s0 h0 K5 E, \>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

& r& C' \- h. b- M% @# ~+ Q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 Q; q" W" T0 F9 q3 t6 plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 Y: g' q6 D1 nthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# i, B+ r& }, [4 o# H; v: U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* z- z4 G- E( ?; `! X6 L" B, ^好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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' o2 d) l! A8 W1 W, }) B$ Y! B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 b! C2 h! }1 K& a' y$ Y# @“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 P$ ^3 l/ C. B* @9 `. k1 P+ t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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. m; h& ]" X* a+ F. I别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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8 w- \. T0 ~5 M; W& e! x5 I: O别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 n, i" v$ N8 h6 {0 c5 |% G你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% f( i" K& ^( {; d+ b: d- _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 m, X( F. t$ h2 M2 I$ u3 ~真博学，偶像啊。

! K$ E$ ~7 o: V' H! }6 d5 z2 @大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

3 \* K6 i) h2 T6 `. E大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( e* \5 Z6 E& h* W8 L她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 y" f/ B( c& O' X2 u她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
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( f9 Y1 A$ C& Y, G# ^5 Y8 P哈哈，你们在这开小会呢