Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" r3 t, h7 u% p: T/ \1 K! Clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 a8 M( V; l) u$ @  ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
( m" L' R7 c% D$ y- k The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, z: E! s! [8 B he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( j- I* G$ t9 W8 a3 ~5 {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 F7 ^% A7 J1 _# U( xyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- Z; A4 ^) A  Z. q4 g5 p4 Q will pay you $500.

, e4 T1 V' r0 H This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' g* @5 d/ j3 R0 r5 z6 |the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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0 w9 d: L8 [# A  f$ j$ X, v  ]The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 S, |% F# v2 Y; `6 lthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

, ]$ L/ c7 v6 z. F% @The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 k1 Y! ]$ Q  m- u3 ?  Y# Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
0 ^4 t  z7 @- [' g. T; \4 b! Slawyer.

2 i9 {0 T4 a" d& rNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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8 R5 t( m, x. _6 hHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# L$ p3 p$ @4 |" h% Z3 lthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; ]; u5 [4 P& j1 Ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 ^& K$ R* B5 y% h5 cwakes the newfie up and asks,

2 v2 D: M9 `$ L# y2 v& T! x'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- a# r# w# C" Z7 Xcomes down with four?'

/ Z: m% u* H: RThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
9 @' o3 ^' }0 W9 O- K! Cand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

! X* R: v+ g4 m- N/ Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. R2 U6 s3 Z4 M# z6 y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

: S2 {+ g+ V1 S) }) [& E" |>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% z) C6 W$ d: D) a>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! K6 D+ K5 T  b& E; J0 B>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& }6 z8 x4 E3 T3 M>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  D, ~8 M, g( [8 g  b, i! ~" d>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& j- p! Q; C9 _- E8 k/ }long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ ^) Z6 ~, \! Lthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; U* _- m: p' v2 S# D# U# Y% [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 @: G  E$ P' T8 u" V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, Z! Z# _+ @" U/ c! f, m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! i! K& w+ t+ X3 |/ I  H! n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  ^9 b* f' z5 P7 e$ a好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. n  K3 e9 Y& ]真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 i$ {1 P( `+ ?) c, A; n真聪明，偶像啊

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8 G( Z; M% ^' R全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

5 n9 w0 G; y" K$ Q9 F+ y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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' {  h6 K8 Y* C5 @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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3 d% V/ s7 P0 P. }别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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/ j4 O: ?/ z+ x别把我往坏路上领啊。

  }7 e% p4 a: K" I你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) a7 B2 w6 }  s) @+ ^% ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 @& }* X+ O& z  A真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

" I' @- J* ?# B5 X8 I( q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* n' N4 j3 \: }! l( M- V; L0 {2 F她是大学教瘦？
$ D3 @+ ^9 k, L5 r0 I, ?大学教胖还差不多
4 m# W+ K! t% }0 z/ d$ b$ }. y8 ?她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 A7 v5 z5 Y) A& f. X) U- i  {说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢