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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- ^$ ~$ v1 ?5 ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 v* d; m& P; Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 q2 r$ N$ Z) O5 S& O/ F
the newfie would like to play a fun game. % q9 Y* D" V, d
  
8 E# b6 x6 S6 ~% Y" u The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 @! C9 I/ @( {! _$ N he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 x. |: ^  U6 o4 G, R/ i# O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% u6 Q9 Y# G$ i( b4 X" gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,/ C) h: h: G' |2 ~- P7 ?2 z3 e* w
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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% x1 ^5 J4 S% o  n: Q* c6 e5 R( s9 o This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
" z6 Q- m  O' @3 `5 o9 x& ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. $ O' t- y( W; D8 r% r" y4 |2 v- g
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's: A3 n4 U" C" [: i
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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, r1 \8 \7 y6 L( c/ [3 NThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his, ], ~- _( ^' X% e
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the8 p: I( h) ]; J2 a6 H
lawyer.
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5 g8 f6 x, D) L/ i$ d* a0 {4 sNow, it's the newfie's turn.+ O9 r+ R) L  [9 C
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all$ W: _6 n. H; f2 S" P: B
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all. X/ s1 W& E4 H/ l' t' ]
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour1 x- F1 [0 y7 Q# F3 g3 {
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and/ u' G; B' a1 G
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right, V8 ~  n  n( ]' h9 [# L" Q
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He# E/ O; t) S4 R8 |
wakes the newfie up and asks, ' g/ {& T8 w+ @# u' b

8 I1 o) a6 c. x'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# S' l6 c% W9 E. H. hcomes down with four?' & J7 N0 E6 r; `: q
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5' c* w, {" @& Z" ?
and goes back to sleep.; N+ t. G- Q- B- X" C; S% ?: C

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!# ]1 d- z- m1 D

9 {, V2 ~: @+ T  {1 R- WLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the- W% {- C9 n  [% p

; _& g6 h0 x# T( a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two " a$ Q* `( F8 u' f7 v7 {6 f- O
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 l4 Y8 B$ W# \>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the * f+ t, a/ G1 T7 f
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ L, h! i5 X9 y2 ?  |5 K$ m>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct7 |! R9 n$ e6 F) u# s" x

* M& o! O) p; H( S: ^/ d! Z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 P% c% m( K! A# [% |$ D/ g* |>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- W) L3 B6 Z3 Q  e>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ( d) l& D7 k4 J. i6 T8 L1 B5 }
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ J1 V# v9 R# W4 l# S>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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. [- c8 _# K+ Z" W4 J2 \>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ r' q8 B: x1 |) K>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ( x& `1 g/ C. u( T; y! \
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand , q1 w+ u" V+ y( t; @& F  i
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 & ]& f3 K; X; V/ b, i7 i; y) M
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 K9 ^- A% Y/ g; \% K% k# Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...
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! \6 J* m% B7 F$ k; }( X8 C) R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:1 z4 A. h3 t8 P% W' H+ L# _
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
* H2 \4 t; o. n4 O9 }* U- y好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   b0 L6 O3 S/ c8 h
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 T3 k6 u/ `, Q, K9 |真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:# d- W% J2 I6 G0 x' V
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
0 ]1 \; ]* P' {! ~# s8 Q" H好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

  a) b: a% q+ D: p& T4 b* n, H7 ^* j真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

9 g# E5 B2 Y4 q' V& T真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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* W1 ~/ A- B  }: ]别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* {: t+ v5 F4 P  u3 M2 {加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 Q) E' k' g/ h( v6 h! u8 Z* z多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * i. G) l/ I5 g& |

) k) H4 Z" R. Z! J真博学,偶像啊。

: g5 u, d# I( e  b- L大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ! p: `: f$ h2 ]% I9 _% [" ?
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?. |9 S3 T8 N; ~/ U& I7 ?8 R
大学教胖还差不多
% }. _# m7 h1 v1 e. p. d$ Y! d她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 3 s' X! P* x" t) k
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 [( }9 U9 r/ ^5 z+ @  M紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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7 C. J! a9 o  w7 |& V# `  U哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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