Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ T9 ^0 ~! I- r4 n  Z3 b* Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, C  X: r  I# q7 zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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; X- W& M9 b( P2 k You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 N, p& C% Z+ Q, C" ^% e$ d will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
" e# r& i; N  b- V# B) Y3 _the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, J# ~; [) |) g1 ?4 H; Dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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# j, f1 x6 }1 M6 s! y: V0 R, HThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( m: C  r8 ]& Y0 z) {3 Pthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 A& G, I' n2 z' y5 u# j& p% H4 e/ Z  sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 ]8 e# L0 T1 J0 M: V2 `* W  @of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; U/ J; Y# G. zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

( n8 m) a3 z! c4 RThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  P3 U! b% u2 m8 Q3 C( @1 I$ V# R. ]comes down with four?'

8 U; U3 S. a; ^- L* Z+ BThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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3 \% ^5 s# Y. y: N+ o: r) L/ mLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

# N9 B* O1 I) ^. L" z6 u9 {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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0 V. j# U8 S* ]' z) j4 ~( k>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  B* ~  V2 O. C1 G; O, f' |>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! B( p4 [1 i+ Q: @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& Z6 q9 A- @% F' _- \$ O$ y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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# ^" h7 T# m, v- f>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* H- Z( v& o; d1 f. y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; B0 r" @3 Q# N6 ~, h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! k# a- z# Z6 Q$ Z; j3 b1 oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ b$ y5 ]: f" d' W! Cthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! {  ~! g5 R4 O5 B9 s* X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' {+ j. J* V* K& S! u/ T4 h好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 t7 t* L- G, f# h- w4 x2 Q$ V5 N6 y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



# t9 E; |! C% I9 K: R/ M6 _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ V1 K) n  ]# R$ o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 g; A& i7 s: I' @/ X( @$ R1 _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

2 g  j: ]" m$ n+ A真聪明，偶像啊

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6 k6 V* C7 E! l, d5 }7 W( N全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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! t2 H* I0 q  I7 Z& f; k真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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* g. D% ~. ]1 u1 o! D( p别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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: L- |( ~8 G9 O& v! Q1 w别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; [, i! {9 k. P' D8 z/ |5 S加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' N, [5 Z( O; k& J8 V4 t% q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 e" d+ B  r: c9 `7 J: U真博学，偶像啊。

+ ~" }* p$ |) [% i" H( Z, r6 X* D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ \9 b( W7 T( o% x+ G/ C$ v6 e) R大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% a" |) ~  k4 P她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
4 Q! {6 `' B- F! e她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  C1 b) e5 u9 c说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# Y- S- ]! ~2 ]% r( o1 [" _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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2 R2 ~" x4 x) h1 G哈哈，你们在这开小会呢