Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, P5 t+ K' T' M+ bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ \" j$ ?+ a3 Q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ r8 c7 R* A$ s7 P% f will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 m; p7 }2 D1 V) {4 wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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3 T. l( }+ q: r/ o+ }. aHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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9 K. C+ G, q4 J5 mThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" v- F/ L( S5 T% j4 @3 e0 hreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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$ z  F. A: A( c0 h! zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% U9 w% d# b8 S; X; swakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

* m1 e7 B4 d( w! i- W- D0 |. \Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 K; e6 @/ y2 \) @>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" z( ^5 x# I% [9 V2 O>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' `( x% g% x. a* t( t>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 O4 L( Y/ t  _8 e( U% E& \>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 E7 W  e" [% k& p6 q3 ]+ N>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 `0 z- ]3 v$ z6 J+ S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- x! ~0 u4 x$ v6 c) y. b) c7 o( AA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* C8 _: \' p8 Y+ clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, {8 m$ d+ ?8 g% athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 c8 J1 G) I) w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 B/ u/ }8 E1 y, i* R1 t' K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' q9 c1 ^& h2 o* h8 G4 O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! e' ^( B' M# X" S6 P6 w( v. g真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

: a, ^5 C6 B7 t. q7 p4 a; n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

8 ^' C/ O% f" Z4 V- L( p6 [真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

7 h5 |: d( A3 _4 R, j- @3 ^大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; [# e% x; ~% d% W她是大学教瘦？
" W0 m$ Q2 @9 a) N8 I! K) B大学教胖还差不多
, J9 s7 B! M9 B2 }  }- Z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 ]; K! |6 {7 a" u) D) s* S说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, s) o- N' i3 X0 d' B: w( o1 T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. l1 V% x2 w7 D% N; \哈哈，你们在这开小会呢