Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" s; p6 v/ Q5 r8 R lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' M/ I% m6 l* f8 P' x6 dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: J, c# a3 Z/ U" l8 W& Byou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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$ E3 X+ d! Q0 Z$ S, U$ m' SThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# A6 w- [: Y+ l+ Dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

6 r6 L6 j5 J. OThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
# y( L+ Z- }7 S' klawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

/ }4 N" N/ d4 d) v  tThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 `7 D5 G5 |4 [/ ?% Ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 _( }5 H3 |7 `2 s2 b8 S$ shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& n, H3 ^( E4 x* [1 f, d  L, g0 g5 jback to sleep.

: i6 x9 g$ }: }) sThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) G4 z5 i" ?6 m( P/ j2 Lwakes the newfie up and asks,
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* k5 Y4 K8 {5 K5 S1 x! Z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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# p) ]8 W" H( N4 L8 \3 y# S5 ^The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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# N" v2 ^1 a8 S7 N- P" hLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ n) m0 @- H9 Z! `, e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ V3 D+ j: u- H+ p5 A$ G3 s) F>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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; f( q- G$ j+ M6 b# W! j/ q* T>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 l. {4 j. d1 [  X  b! n>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 C, ]- o! L' v  t( I! P% E& ]>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; F  Y2 e+ m7 U" O, ~>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* F! z# G6 l# f& ^: olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( n7 ^/ n4 |2 b) ]9 U5 c" f: f4 l) ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: w  d, R' ~' Y9 o4 tthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  f1 P6 f  s  L. T) ]: x“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 M: ?5 S, r& Y% A加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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& E( u; s& V% O" w; T) ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! u, {1 }) U) {真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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; u7 }6 {& [1 ^全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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% Q: K% D1 @% H( K' ]% @0 t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 H7 V# |4 P/ H/ Q8 H) Y别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, b% p# L4 m8 J) P% |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 {7 W' M" r8 H% |2 H2 i多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

( y, k* |" [' ~2 Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

0 {; g5 I1 j2 ?9 n大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& x# V+ V: h8 g( H& x, [- F% z$ T她是大学教瘦？
0 D' N2 v" C% Q7 N- G大学教胖还差不多
  V, F* g3 x1 x' K) h她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ G4 ]9 W% M$ B- S! R0 n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 O" A' ~" j1 H9 J9 o/ W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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/ N* G, V1 N- y. ]哈哈，你们在这开小会呢