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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if& B' O0 A7 ^. ?
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 0 v  y) g) ?* Y
  
, p! O, T; L% u( A$ o The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so1 Q/ G9 h* E' G' P8 A: m- K+ a
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 d5 e" C- e; u9 U1 l lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I' O, T) l* r, e# ]/ f2 ~  v
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I" x& w5 M! ]# k3 K0 w3 J
will pay you $500.
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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. + J* j7 @/ l3 g; _) N

* c: H, r' i# L$ b0 cThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's. e" G( l" C' v( w/ A( p, M
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' $ [& b) E  r) k% D1 Y: G" x: W6 T
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) L7 V& S# ?  o* Y- f, ~6 v: y' Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all% D7 E2 P, j+ ]6 w$ Z6 `
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all+ k, u9 P! x5 M! N, ~5 V4 S' B
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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5 m/ T0 A* `( `* B0 Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right) D0 S2 r" U" D8 u( ]/ u$ ]1 ]
back to sleep. , `$ U" ^; u0 B" L- q! t
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He2 c1 y, [# G" m6 u5 S
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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9 U1 ~* E  x6 F* r8 o9 N'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and/ b* p! T+ z* N) x& x( I, N1 f1 t( ]3 W7 G
comes down with four?' 6 }! y: @9 D% _; t; b+ b
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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0 K) J) W  c* v  B1 ELawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the( F( s0 I$ h, o
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 5 a3 F: |) ~1 m
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 B+ X, ~8 I7 B>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ \; O$ ^, _9 c: w" e9 H% j8 y  I>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" _0 o, y; f& u1 L, x>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct3 a1 F# B4 d% N4 J# V* A
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 4 D$ N5 ]% O$ C/ y5 [
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" g6 `3 j* E! n; ?>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# u* T* T) M2 y& v/ y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, " C% e# M8 a; X3 s& y7 c
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three  G) N5 Z+ s' N4 I7 N
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ i# _9 [6 W3 H. |3 p% b& B" F>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* @' f$ F) P. R1 z+ Z& g$ u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 7 }8 d3 }) f1 r6 g, C7 D5 l
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 x5 ~+ t8 f7 b3 L; A, }A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a' p8 A1 E6 a. p5 y9 a& m
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 [( E0 z3 b. L& Q# _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 {) y# z; N! ]  c0 Nthe newfie would l ...

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8 @: l6 {# N# k" D0 u1 f, H/ X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- F2 c* R  g: @, q2 n9 l) k
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,' \7 Z. c$ y' e
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( @( u3 v  q# @4 m# a& b, \- a加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: I1 z! J, m5 u$ [2 F真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 $ ~" ~6 W) [1 u: ?* e. o) d
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
& V6 b. ~: F& }- l, X“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
9 a5 e0 }; \1 q" R  X好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# r+ r4 r) j( |( z; f$ r# a真聪明,偶像啊
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& s/ {: ^- u! \1 a( n! x7 q全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 / G  e3 Q4 G" h- x5 ]: y8 v
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全盘接受一下。

- }$ ]* }8 E" y: y2 P* ]; J真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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+ y- b4 z# M4 g# [- F7 O1 L别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. t$ Z' X& I( s加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

" }2 I* b7 J. L8 ^( R+ D大学教授哦,能不剥削?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( j, ]% g$ o% h紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 I, E1 i, h2 H$ i6 h说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 - a4 H+ w' B$ E  Z2 g! I
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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) e$ o- }3 d8 {% R哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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