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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: ^0 S* f6 ]4 M
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* E# n3 A) ]  `# _! u+ C7 P
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if. Z$ \, u; a+ h/ D
the newfie would like to play a fun game. - s" V' R! Z1 Q  J5 r3 i
  
7 ?1 s* b. J2 s. k+ k3 G/ b- E The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so) }- t! z( H" M. {4 e# @2 \+ b4 v
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% |. R1 @4 W% M8 G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I" U4 r7 {5 C+ z1 A
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 O6 U6 b3 b0 Y" H  ~0 Vyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I* `4 E8 @) P9 |, a
will pay you $500. ' ~7 B  Y6 T5 |6 I* ^

. Q4 B1 @0 j) i" k* v This catches the newfie's attention and to keep1 |- i- g+ |/ D* j! C7 A
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. . V! k: Y! v: m7 n6 d  }* [

( C- o5 M7 z8 ~  WThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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$ \( g# \1 R' w, pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, e6 Y' \; R1 C/ u. L8 Spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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& {5 S* _! V/ V+ p8 x/ Q8 v+ r" lThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all3 r$ d1 G' o9 n( t1 P% k1 {
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all7 z" j2 I1 [& H# w. c7 C( w+ A+ E' V
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 L4 y. k5 V- y8 Y8 S/ @of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and! H* P# \4 F: n( W: u
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right% s9 [$ x8 M' }/ {2 }
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 r7 r; L; n3 C' M3 Wwakes the newfie up and asks, " h3 Y! t* K" P3 ?; F$ w

. u2 o8 J* K# E! M" k'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ ]5 N( b% L) N3 w. q$ u# zcomes down with four?'
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6 L% \" V- ?& l& i/ c: @1 M$ T( S8 tThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5" P3 R. _  m2 Q) ], e% o
and goes back to sleep.5 x" s1 u/ O$ O% m3 V
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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  z% d1 g& M6 G% D% ]5 W! \5 L% `Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the# b: P) V: k! r" A. d. K) [

9 V  J4 l6 [: c/ J; a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two / v9 R/ z$ ~0 z2 N# ~
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. `4 t& g) ~( \' z0 R>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- Z) D+ w0 u3 S>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 V; _; ?9 A* h# H- n- u) I! o>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct& Q+ k6 p% D. h+ z, R& C

- f6 G. Z, k; v; F- k, S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research / T9 }! ~; |7 ~2 E$ k* a- ^
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a : a& x* Q0 k& ^) F% o1 a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* @9 U' }9 k7 O>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ q# I# z' B0 j% ?) Y7 c7 ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three2 h# J. e% x5 P7 W8 B

) Z# P" P5 t9 l% _, d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" N" A) @2 ?& ?$ s>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the # B& ?6 R2 b1 ?3 z+ j- ~
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. B- o- [; R* u* w6 g# t- l' D>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 0 \2 v, O: A7 ?6 F* W
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a7 v- M" g* [. ?  ]$ v1 d3 P
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb2 H7 o) V# N9 b* G7 @1 M2 }
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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  `/ J% j; F3 G5 N& ~) V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:  ~; u5 ~. X- J6 j; H6 t
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,1 B+ ]# ?" R, x3 Y( _
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 : x! x# \2 d# h( C/ U
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:8 ~/ W: t, I9 \" r# W5 g7 B/ [
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,+ c/ A5 ^  W/ V/ _0 I/ ^, [+ B
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

. i8 p* ^7 s2 Y' g2 z: _真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! g0 H8 B8 R# U0 w9 f. y
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真聪明,偶像啊

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& T7 Q: P: {! V% y4 L; z' ]) V全盘接受一下。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

: q5 l- [' D) ]1 O/ V4 a( E5 C真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 / V) C* C2 t. h7 E" {

+ d6 K* K  @; j8 J2 _7 C真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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" N5 v/ T# ~& y0 q/ `9 k% ]7 ?别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 $ }9 m* }1 R3 k/ B+ X
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多
8 a, Z$ P0 `( J% \, ~, t" T她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . e( \  R& Q5 ?, J3 u
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. z2 P8 i! P1 J+ r; L6 x) X/ d/ J- t说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  N5 \) d$ K* ]7 c3 F紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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9 k) q  D- r" m: X哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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