Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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6 L/ z0 S8 h/ o The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
; r" z$ p/ y8 v/ L he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: B: `/ @2 }' B4 Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ z$ o2 ]' @2 H' K' eyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 v) U* f0 y& x will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 [1 t! a# p) gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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; a4 T. x' }& {5 v4 |4 d- j5 ~9 hThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" \" w) m: Y- dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 T% W% G" e* K# y6 ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. M6 n1 q4 \7 U  }4 Q' dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
) W/ W# D0 g& l. ]& T! Cback to sleep.
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3 X4 c/ r/ m( s" E9 g$ o( |+ O3 t/ WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; P' `# _' I+ ^; h" }1 x) w8 |1 |wakes the newfie up and asks,

" R! L# w, p# N: {& V' d, B'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
9 W* e% I5 T7 L7 [+ N$ }& Xcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

- f  r/ w6 P& ]) O! n5 o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
! _4 T& Z) {: y5 X, v( w. U>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ S$ R( w2 v0 j- k4 l+ I; w! Y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- f' o4 y- Z# s; C) r/ q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% {" I7 O5 |4 _) z. N$ e  k2 t>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

% i" `5 y! _2 s0 l* R>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' `! D: z! r% n' q) l/ B, L5 Y* d9 E1 O>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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/ F3 s+ y3 T/ |>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- H7 P! E0 Y' U9 b! B. W& G( n) `>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 T: f, T, l3 h$ x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( K2 Z' v1 J( K' u1 i% n6 U9 P>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 v+ @' \( n' L8 }/ z+ \, F& a8 z6 _A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( _5 d7 L$ C' ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# g: O- `$ E7 }7 {the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; [1 _2 a) F9 j9 N; U- v6 K“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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) Z# F/ U  H7 p" c+ u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 [. }" I7 Z  R“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 g6 P* F* q" L! z5 o6 N$ s好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. t  z% U, {7 n& Z. q6 S5 R% z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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0 g8 h/ R/ n0 t1 J- S全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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9 F5 s. I- ?. J8 ?. a7 e# W别把我往坏路上领啊。

! ~$ @( N; T; X+ O: Z! Z6 p, \你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ V+ P' ]8 E) f- e+ C- H4 U多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

- M0 |8 N2 T5 Y( ~  e& a+ Q6 c( M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
, P( T6 n% v& z1 N- m大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 `9 o: {* T4 i8 }( w/ m说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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; q: L1 s4 h( g哈哈，你们在这开小会呢