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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a' W8 a" }% e. C
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb; E4 R4 n. F: _' f
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if1 c1 y1 @, u: o5 G3 P( j6 y1 L0 E
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 5 A! W7 R  m& U% l
  
6 _' H) k( x  d The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# o3 l5 x2 J  ?' ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 L* W1 b- q: A6 ^2 Y$ s4 K: T lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 c* l& Y) m- m4 p7 }0 @" i& @ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,1 F$ B; ]* D( Q3 @  c. G
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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$ t# F0 V; i# O6 T9 ]' B2 M  V# M5 Z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's, Q3 `$ z- Q, R7 {6 i
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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$ j0 N3 A! A$ K% b. \6 EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his. B9 k1 P* K& I1 r
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the, A/ }( ?: z( M  N$ N# \9 T
lawyer. , B* t) @% X/ [& L4 N" P$ G/ N
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.- O( x1 y! g" z3 I

$ I1 E  C9 J" u0 c2 I4 n% FHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) z. ?8 s: S) D, S: ]5 {2 B, W1 Uthree legs, and comes down with four?' 1 \5 z" S6 G5 i6 C! s
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all( v0 v) T) b% w
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ K. w9 f5 A0 h( l( R( cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour; j" S. ~" Y7 T& I- a* U6 w6 F
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and7 `0 R+ n( V& A$ e$ [
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, j) T$ S% W! r7 jback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; e2 ?4 e% b3 M! cwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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& V, N1 u2 R: N( HThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $57 M7 P/ B$ k1 a4 G9 X' t6 I
and goes back to sleep.$ l8 g" H+ `) M& X. x( x  y
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!% V: }9 M5 ?8 K% D* o

2 }! J2 g+ b  ^  vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ; a( m/ K# H0 y, {* d2 l
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 ?0 N: \9 A& D! x3 X! K>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the   k$ n: b( @7 D+ c6 N
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( F, E( j4 a: L& l- T>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 h1 R: H4 ]* L4 k: W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 7 ~3 w7 _+ t3 U  h6 Q
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 {3 ]+ T& Z0 D>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 7 E: @3 w$ _/ g5 ]7 S1 N9 H2 n
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: g, A; x! T7 ^* p$ N3 P>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three& g) V$ e. Y8 N, x' n9 r
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 i1 ^* I2 D1 F; f3 U/ s) B4 W% S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' R- f! ]/ p3 g. A! I" K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ; f% e+ w" q* F# R3 E( w8 e+ E
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 % w7 d5 |$ h# s5 B4 d& g' e' n5 b0 Z
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ ^9 w5 m6 I7 C9 jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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  _1 z1 Y  o1 l) Z) N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
$ M" n1 U. B" J+ |0 C“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, W1 }" w$ t0 r# r: ~; E# R% s2 \6 x* M. v好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 3 v7 }& {, l6 _

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:5 U  Q% S; C! h! J$ ?9 u
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
# Y9 a4 K# w2 k0 H) Y好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 : N7 G  ?7 d" k+ e% }  y% t

; C& q2 \9 K9 s$ h; v0 S9 s真聪明,偶像啊

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/ G1 m: d5 N6 _! i1 H& @全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 1 T4 c8 W. G# z

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9 }$ D% f0 Q/ t; o真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 a0 a  I6 V* g别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 K6 J& J( N! O4 _+ n
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& {0 U( |+ [3 `/ d) f* J4 |真博学,偶像啊。

2 o# [: D3 L" u+ g* \大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 " W# `/ Q" }: n7 x! r, E

% g  n" ~9 T* m+ s2 _# j: ^: |大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
9 d9 z( i# k# h9 @大学教胖还差不多 4 V/ d1 C+ D0 t6 @8 ?
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是 )
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 o1 U' B. O9 U2 C: q" H
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! E/ X& R" n, f紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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