Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- ?3 _, [4 X* \  w) r4 Q* Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) ?# {& e7 o$ e, E4 j' Ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# Q, @& p$ A7 T6 I+ p& v he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# Y. S: m8 C4 U& xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: H" F: q. ?. }' Zyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

/ \8 E6 r3 I- W0 u! N) _* K6 c' r1 w This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 d2 a, L, w) }: r  _: uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

7 k: s5 M! ^3 p) V$ r( JHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# X  l# `! e6 S' F: @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. z% j  y; [1 R4 C# T5 lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, a1 J, Y* p7 P$ M) F" H* Bwakes the newfie up and asks,

9 N" F4 g' j' ^0 v1 G" B'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" ]' q6 h+ Y! l5 tcomes down with four?'

4 r' s) t% H, r" ?- [& F+ h- B& JThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

# F% Z, X3 _3 m- C. [9 q" F& lLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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0 n0 {7 ^9 c2 {$ j+ H* |! e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 ]. m# ^7 [; O. g$ R>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% n7 j4 i6 Q' [* X" z% i>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* P0 ]. t! ?, f5 U& y>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& O  D, H: V! v>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 e& N! H4 ]8 n& m>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 B1 i* T3 C1 O6 N5 D( A>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

# m8 c, I0 ^1 z1 ^+ U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& G7 f. Z, I4 H9 m' ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 k* U' \' A7 _% s>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! F! L& u& ~% @* D% J: X$ ?A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 }9 K# [7 S8 G4 I" A; J1 l4 sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

  q8 ~1 ^4 }5 U3 h: O7 A% K
; y  L; [( W. t" [- j! x
) f1 ~1 U5 ]3 U7 @: [* h  ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* D5 H8 l8 y& w! |; w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; d* L9 N( x/ w, d: x+ J/ J* I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! m+ B# }. }: w1 g" i# R5 _& x9 w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



! ^) W, W0 v: m2 s$ N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  `. ?6 B0 a. [3 x7 M) L8 _- n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 n! q. j! R  F) W# h好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 N7 J1 E! j; \% a! j7 V; t真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* a/ h/ l; F; x' s) T" |7 o真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

4 u) m% U9 g8 N' D  M% X
1 U* |0 e) H2 \  H全盘接受一下。

2 C1 |* a1 q7 x# R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

7 V5 r9 c: G( Q8 K. j

5 A; d# m) @% ~8 B别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- \3 f, L0 k9 i5 J  p# {你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( ^- G& t- P( _+ W9 t% x" c- ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& E0 d) G! G4 Q( N, U' P多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 n! ~; [) l9 B1 s4 }( V7 I6 u真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

% A. R" [/ H0 }6 ^# c+ ]" c) u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% T* I' [! X5 J( ^* T! N她是大学教瘦？
( e" F& c! Y- Y大学教胖还差不多
) I. Z8 e' P% m5 N) c6 \9 W5 h4 @她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 J3 Z; U" P  ^- E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 O$ @! ~5 r- P5 Z  S说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& t* E1 J1 E6 z" D, f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢