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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 s1 `: R6 o, F' R* L2 C' j7 _
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; D( N, V$ p. X& Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# T, [' M; ^# g% B: V, Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so1 H$ i6 U" T$ I: J% N6 q; ~' u
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The/ \7 K+ `8 z, b3 l* _/ N/ d
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I' a3 H. J0 m3 f- C6 O
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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, v5 w, @$ D0 y* h1 P/ o! r# o You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
0 ], }9 C  Y% _& j will pay you $500. 5 [& f( t3 z& I7 F
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 \0 E# N. U8 s9 O  [' Fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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9 |1 b6 J8 S7 T: cThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! @( _) r1 I  ?* Q* t8 Jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ) s4 f0 {; c* \% B
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 C1 U( S; D/ q1 upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the3 [5 U% S# u: r
lawyer. & f* D9 D$ K6 ^% O  z1 N: {' Z7 R
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with0 ~! ^! f: _7 i4 X  e! m9 d
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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" L" g: I7 @$ QThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all) @; C( ?  \3 V  w/ w" P( J$ Z% Q
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all9 \" }; G1 Q9 V  B+ `
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 r, {9 @7 _  |: s7 D3 H9 Fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and* H! L! L2 ?% P3 @+ Q, R7 \
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right% w0 Q; }( z! w% [% v8 {" o
back to sleep. 2 `) f% X1 \6 s( s

( X% X$ B# F6 XThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He6 T* p' x  H+ E; u
wakes the newfie up and asks, 2 w( p5 @2 X2 s2 N

" N7 o$ W5 Z& s' s# K'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and( D* I4 d1 {8 L1 }, G
comes down with four?'
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- C$ @  ]- j" G0 dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5) B' |% ~* C; i$ H% z- L# N
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!8 C& o! ^. q! B& L: Y# q8 {+ B
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two # V+ N- F3 }, v2 D
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; C, ]0 j! ^& g>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. w# m% J+ _) [5 D5 k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ h8 M: L) V. v* B, _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct2 H4 M% S& B1 a* I; i

: a2 Y  k8 V7 k>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 3 A6 n* X8 C# Z+ M1 f
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 F# F6 v: M3 e5 p. S  m3 d>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ) l( J) u- ]0 b( l5 ~: n
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 s' A( v* J* S/ ~6 f( B9 u5 @$ J>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' R: M0 J/ D3 q+ c>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ H& A  g% W3 z9 e1 G>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& ^% z" {7 u$ g3 u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, ~) t9 e' {) F" d>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) p! V. s. u) J4 |: Q( O+ p- H' e1 _A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 V( Q- O- u9 p
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb3 M6 ?9 e9 t( {( i
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) T& D. R* l" S. s, I3 ithe newfie would l ...

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4 J0 `7 H. M+ j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:7 i" d" m; i* ]! n) y
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,% `6 T) |" Z  Z' }5 Q
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 h1 G* A) R$ i- |. c加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 R7 x9 D+ \: ]8 Y6 a9 y. C; P) D真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ' o6 f+ x/ [9 |& w5 m+ {5 c
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:. A! R4 P6 q( [2 h4 e
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,: o9 h* e* r* y3 n% \- D6 q
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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' x# m5 E" I( U# ]* F# }全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表   i. L/ Q( L9 y9 F, ~% r! i) D

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全盘接受一下。

% m/ w0 }8 l! q; V8 E& n8 c0 H真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 - D4 p1 ~% ?  g4 u" F( X

" m/ t# u( Q" w真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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- G& L( V& L! g3 C别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ B) b5 }! J1 u' F. b* S别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 H( O3 L( g  f3 F你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % ~+ e9 n* E. t2 I. c. Z- e2 Q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

, R- {7 [) u& p, A& V# ?5 g她是大学教瘦?/ s" f6 P; c- T/ G# o# @; c* s& _% T' z
大学教胖还差不多   F$ p' R- G2 ]( F0 o
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 [* G+ d/ i& k  p
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ ?7 h3 ?* S) G# ~! g, n! j说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% ~& J9 g0 w! _2 i% v+ x5 L紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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