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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a6 d8 `7 @) B% g3 Z
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* B9 d  S) x+ p8 `' U/ nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 l" P' L  ?! nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 F# b) l& }, m he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The4 }: q0 H( P) Y2 P
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I, C% `3 Q, M' L5 o$ {1 b
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ D+ b1 t- p/ M, hyou pay me only $5. ! O. J* @1 f$ K1 Z1 B
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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! P) D" Z8 }6 o  g2 |$ M This catches the newfie's attention and to keep  J( q+ d* ~! @) Z" O! r
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ; J8 s. W/ R$ a7 o% [- @

8 f" M  q! ?7 U8 V( V3 rThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's+ J+ @" E; M6 M8 L7 k
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 9 e& P, @  J; e/ ~( I5 j0 X5 r

( k& r8 T, G) ~& i4 D( b& OThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 U3 w" E/ T+ `: {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the  ]# b( h" M# q8 J
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with7 H# W& ]9 q5 b: X, e% i+ W
three legs, and comes down with four?' % A0 l0 G1 y- [& K" v

9 e* t1 w+ q" N( ?) _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all5 `/ P7 O) U1 s; A; E, u
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all6 {  t/ S  k/ F- e$ O3 H6 K* J
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: V, u/ D+ x* eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' q! e8 {5 |7 U/ E* ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. ?9 ^$ ^5 _9 \% z5 Aback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' P8 p; u$ Z' A% ^' J- Twakes the newfie up and asks, * j$ e( d! @) r

4 v7 H4 ~& V' C! x0 |4 K) g) p'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
% D4 b# {7 m, V" w9 m" Acomes down with four?'
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. r& H' s9 f) A0 AThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5; ?& C" X' M1 }
and goes back to sleep.( o- h" P3 N* O) t/ h

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!  R( M  C2 p4 }7 [
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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" n7 v& w2 @4 ]1 D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 3 D2 @3 b9 u  G; ^& `
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason   l; t( X+ J# w. k/ w; [) V7 M' Q
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- ~4 Z- P6 D# M  ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, # K2 T: B" |% j- K9 t
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct) a0 Q4 C& J/ m8 T$ [8 p' }! q/ w
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 8 H. r3 n) L: z
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( [- I' H; N* q: c>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 6 x% b* j' I: e, o
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, # h" p: _% F4 @
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three5 k  q! v: g: V/ R
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ }% U- G6 `' Q2 }+ b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 2 @% X& n) A  r) ?4 c" T
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# a( c6 ^) P3 S5 E>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # N7 q$ R" }; u. G' A
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: v3 i0 a6 @3 [2 L" K
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
& a4 k' H/ W3 n4 ^1 d. r“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
. O/ f8 X( ~- ?, {+ l好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 u  v3 c( `( z; z" {2 D8 l/ b加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" D0 n' c& p! [/ E# a8 ~- n3 |( L1 M真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:5 q7 O0 f7 H9 |3 h
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,: d: S" C1 O3 i' w3 Q8 R& h$ z% q3 d
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

/ u6 u5 b( K. `% Q6 X4 d* _真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ' @7 i' {, Z7 P$ C
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真聪明,偶像啊

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$ v5 B+ ]7 C  j6 L& Z6 a, r4 ^" w全盘接受一下。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

# D/ ~$ x9 l% z4 ~真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 9 P- m3 ]6 i' h7 N2 d( c. g; H  c3 Q

- W8 [2 y8 V. o9 @" @' }真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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( P9 k9 b6 d/ k: p" p8 l* L, |' t3 y别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " J  @9 I, G. E! ^. C
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 o% Z& p- L$ l( A8 G! L" Q* w多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

& G! \$ }8 Z; ~2 Z! a大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* W) v* R! F2 E; H3 `大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 % Y& T; G- [3 A- p/ @
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 `6 v2 ~% s7 }+ {" f' n紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 L7 D% E' V. T说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + D- z% M) Q) ]" i0 b% _+ K/ x
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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