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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 |5 _; H' P6 o; F  g/ Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb- _8 H) Z( \2 U8 f5 ^8 j: q$ A
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! m- `0 t3 w9 |0 t5 l- mthe newfie would like to play a fun game. ( V3 r  b! w1 l# f
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 T& S6 S# w3 m: I! k) O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. J8 I% C3 [% k lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) }7 l3 ]- N& `8 a3 Iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,  n+ k$ t& m0 Z) G
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I1 o/ z+ F) a% f' Q6 N; n' M; r
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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1 c# C' ]1 G3 U9 C2 H2 g( h- uThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
% ~* o: k4 b0 m2 c+ t0 h' w  hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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; N% b( f2 r/ n$ EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his* S0 [' N- W) \3 [' }1 [4 B
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ A% O; y4 z" h: ulawyer. * W) F2 Y3 p/ w# D! T) ^) M0 z

& Z0 m( ?3 Y# J1 I+ c5 h' {Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with4 D' x3 s- [6 P6 N
three legs, and comes down with four?' ( |/ Q2 _* N8 M  a1 q
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" j) Q8 Z5 R& I$ Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* [; P) r& W3 [/ O/ xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour6 Q1 v. U. {! ~: H
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; S  j* M! ]/ Thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
7 h" Z# V* R+ iback to sleep. 4 m2 Y: E7 n1 X' H( ]- ~& k2 q

6 ~( J% O) i  P" L8 v9 b. I% yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 p: U  \& i% T) xwakes the newfie up and asks,
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7 S, @; P9 Y& |0 j4 l- z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
: G# q3 b0 q7 T+ X2 N. O) wcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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. J) l3 J% j3 Q/ ]1 ~/ I: u4 LLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the6 i# C* v* [. g. v
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 7 I* e  V* L, M; r
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, d# [" Y( Y. y) C, h>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the & V; L. ], k; b- x  `
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- {6 [$ ~+ C3 ^6 W>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct, P2 c# X4 Y6 D, B, s

' V! F' n$ Z7 L>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! ^! V- _; O7 N3 E- ~, g2 {>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 4 X& _3 ~4 [* Q' s8 O
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ |, A6 ^6 M- L+ P9 Q' S/ U' r+ p>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ! M* {' @3 n# F2 w
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three, V& F! Q6 z' [; w4 J7 f  x8 s# n$ N
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ Q1 F* }1 ?& l; x  D/ a! g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ( Y4 ]% i8 W( L
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand % Q9 ~- }2 D3 A8 y9 E% G
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" O9 Y  C! I* \5 F# R1 Z7 y( U, u9 kA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a) e2 X0 @4 v" P; x. o% b
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb+ D2 ]- J7 s: ]" `- O5 a
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ g! Q) ?) d; ]* m4 Fthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
# x& N% Z: Y% l, g" R$ b“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
' |( n% C5 {7 w9 p好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( Y& C% V6 [5 m加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: m/ |, S' `9 X- c7 \+ T) U* o真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 5 _% J6 [; g! ^' Z* F

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:4 o* V( g' O1 l. x6 I, C! k
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
: ]3 X6 M  ~) g2 m. Z; U: W好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

7 \1 F# M7 a) U* M1 q- [" t8 R) l" _真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 ]+ }/ b# c9 l$ Z真聪明,偶像啊
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; Q$ h9 Q7 h5 q  u全盘接受一下。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 . O! {/ ~0 j" W/ {! }& p8 u
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4 L6 r0 w7 M! b  @" l全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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7 Z3 d1 P& P4 ^. v别把我往坏路上领啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . o; n+ U. T; }  V& u4 j2 M
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% h3 R# m0 n3 l0 Y  W3 y多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ! E9 G- Z. n2 y4 O7 J& k
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

0 ^) i4 o0 i: G! R, b+ \) u她是大学教瘦?: t5 n8 W0 {9 s3 O8 J
大学教胖还差不多 ( \' d; R# s' l8 I
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 % z+ A2 P3 l: s: W
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 @& F9 T9 B+ c) p9 m& n- b. Z说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 b, i1 b8 j0 Z% J) j9 I8 d
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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