Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 L, e  y# [; [8 V* g/ W( Y- mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" z' Z0 y: n3 P; a9 [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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$ M1 p* t/ L$ E' `% k# l The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# S$ a7 ^2 {0 r( {8 Q+ q7 C lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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9 M" ~! i& N3 j3 \8 Q9 G+ {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ Y4 j) n5 T8 n' ^/ i# }the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

6 m$ g( C+ N# C9 X/ BThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

5 ^6 n' e& u, m& vHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; `# m) s& C& Q4 G2 f; nthree legs, and comes down with four?'

7 y* {6 p8 C) j! y- b: ^$ JThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  q9 D; I- T/ H: h  q0 g. _of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# F8 ]) J5 m. P4 N/ Mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

/ o+ y6 d1 y4 A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
; v. s2 P& b+ z  _) L" k) Xcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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0 G  w& H- d1 m) E0 A3 |. kLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# P) w4 l3 Z" I% h>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 J* J/ d# ?3 g& B8 e>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! u6 `( ]% n" D/ O>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' R/ [. d% \* E6 j>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& J! {3 Z" l( K>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' E4 e; h7 x; e. ~- A, t6 m; ^5 S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: _/ i) F' i8 T( x* Z/ {( mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) P7 v& ~) R$ p7 z( D7 `; G7 wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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0 M, n1 B. k' }1 r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& U; E! M. n4 c7 W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 Q5 n0 k- z+ I  w4 T; Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ @* h, f0 L, m+ W5 `) _, ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" Z* t4 k% N+ v+ I0 \0 V: q0 p好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# t0 i' i3 L- S' u( _+ b" o真聪明，偶像啊

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; t1 M: a8 v& i5 T6 }; x- Z" E3 ?全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

1 B) J3 _1 @: W真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

6 M* F1 W1 z- [真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" j7 t+ e0 e. L, X8 \7 H多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

/ n/ q) _+ m3 R$ N大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 O9 I! _* s/ D- x她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" L* G+ ]$ w/ Z* Y! y# [. U% W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( M- A' S2 {" @8 P哈哈，你们在这开小会呢