Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 L5 {5 l2 d+ K: U! xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ L; a$ s# F9 F( q6 ]: wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. A) T% G, E+ O+ d6 K" e, z$ Jyou pay me only $5.
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6 ?. _, F- M% ?) B8 y' o4 U' d/ n( n You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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/ O% V) h& i' E& V4 j1 V: N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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% j; v/ ]0 @; e& eThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- |" n: U& C# a; Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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- b/ c2 G# q6 y1 ^+ Y8 I5 J, CThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ a! A" Z) T: d, jthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" ?! f/ O5 o& Uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% e# h3 W+ ?6 h' j: z9 @, c$ Twakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 X) s- {7 J) ?! @) R5 ucomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

; Y9 S, [* e& f. vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 Y" r' m' W$ n; e9 @% u- M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) @9 Q( s' O- S- e>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! j  X2 C0 S8 V0 m8 n>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( Z$ K2 {# |8 Q' v% @# Z; ~) Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 s. Q# Q7 y- ^3 [, Z: ^' @. c4 ^>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 O* d- l+ M& A6 J1 m  N! ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; P/ I8 _# z! C真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- R- x, {0 B. y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 z, d+ o$ l0 K- q0 K. H“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

8 T: X; k; y# ?6 {- d$ h真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 ~% u" _. D% W0 b. q真聪明，偶像啊

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; J" N" d8 p: C' n8 |1 n2 P全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, G, [, E* y, F5 v, k% C真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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0 R4 w" @- a- K别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

  D; [% M9 @# a+ X; c4 K1 M0 _你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 Z9 a1 _7 k( O4 O% H- [3 b. A加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 }3 ~$ [' c9 o5 a: ^) G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

! \# k! F. v2 {2 ^- W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& l+ A8 W5 c  e她是大学教瘦？
) u6 o0 m; U( }6 ^" ?' ^大学教胖还差不多
- K7 l$ {2 J' Q" l她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! g8 G  |8 E% ?0 o紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" Z- q) ~+ o* o) D5 d# c5 A说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢