Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 x7 R7 \( D" Y# }+ W' W( X) A. Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% z0 U( k% S6 r% uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' G: W3 Z3 \& k$ I7 B* K lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! U4 P$ R2 z* s2 k# v8 ]% q# A  xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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6 [- f  g& ^& d2 W This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

$ m% @4 ?2 c1 J3 Q+ c9 q4 B0 \# a7 iThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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1 @9 Y8 i: [7 Y7 ?. _4 S3 XThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: N: s, s6 a) d8 \% Ewakes the newfie up and asks,
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9 l- J7 }8 A* T'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& P2 N4 I% f7 ?) b, G$ F9 Ccomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 x) {* n) q5 U0 l& }( B>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- a7 c2 B! J7 h/ v3 r& c>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

/ X" D8 }& ~+ P3 M% W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) B) v: H8 P1 Q5 z9 E; \! v>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 d; a8 n5 L/ r5 y& }9 y. q" N7 y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" c' O+ Q8 k2 p  y/ Q' ~>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( l4 ~% G( H7 u- T* l, ^, I7 z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: D4 t& }) l: \# N1 g  R; J. oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, e5 p# ^. Q# x9 q. R% F3 h. @the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; K7 r2 q1 U* o; A# _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 W1 h. S- w% T- m3 {加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  r" V0 J, k7 f1 ?: [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! K% ~2 A5 ~! e: E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) f9 C4 |# ^3 i! Z# S# B真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

+ B9 D0 U3 w6 E! z0 T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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: O0 Z6 U) a, j+ \别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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; A/ r+ d% D4 ~1 }' \2 Y- P& E, @+ y别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 O% E' ^) r4 `6 K: z6 x3 j* Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ x7 Z" o6 _, Z' @& l( Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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+ w( \: a9 c4 W" u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
; @) h/ x- i9 J' |* Z7 \她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ |1 ^1 ]8 }) I哈哈，你们在这开小会呢