Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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+ Q; H5 l% i5 f9 y5 Q" J$ Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ s& C6 ?4 a  o6 pthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' Q8 W0 Z, Z% d4 i# o* H: _* r lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 \' z6 |) ?# l8 T; A& Dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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: u0 v0 m5 u/ C: _( C) ` You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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$ t5 s$ m$ j; ~4 L4 lThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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6 P) `; O( E& s0 w! BHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

5 E3 _7 M: N) A* p" c8 j8 I6 ^The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; f0 N. |) x# r5 Y& q8 Iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 c9 D( p# _( ?! ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 E7 E- [7 S) D/ G' }% Nwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' }1 y9 g3 `7 r2 }' `>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 \3 B. t% B$ |>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 _/ q$ }/ |6 O5 T>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 p& _+ w8 \, X9 G+ A>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 x9 V' r0 j. P$ s* v' e5 R8 {>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 P- D" f/ O, Y( J0 S$ p6 O>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 W4 d9 L% a* y% W3 d& }0 l) T$ r>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 }& r. {+ @5 @; O* r5 s- X! E& Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 X/ J" Y/ a+ p" u6 zthe newfie would l ...

! C1 E4 M6 n4 K" Z- [' u0 H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 ?. G6 w8 `! R3 S) _/ A好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 Y5 M- l* e# G3 q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ [  w0 D1 }+ F真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 e& S, n% g: X2 s0 c% ]; N* R# S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

& S9 C* Z8 x- z- d别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& _& P2 S9 U  R# w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 o% I; X+ b' c9 O多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 B0 M. b7 g8 b; u7 o* R8 a真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

* z1 |8 a/ F4 ]- o. z- [大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 t3 a) s. S* c0 e! [* B* ~8 T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢