Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) u0 }- n4 L0 p% vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 W, l& X6 I! @& ?9 P5 @, Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' u" x; S0 }8 W! V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" [, o2 k1 ]3 n+ w lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% X  D" F' M8 B8 K+ {you pay me only $5.

8 u$ L9 g& d1 I7 M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, r9 G* E, g5 x. w% `( \ will pay you $500.

" Y: p! _/ d6 e$ _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* S( O, }6 d' [# A0 S% s, Rthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ ~/ O6 P; D5 ?+ {4 Y" vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
: s9 K- }1 Q. N9 f5 P2 Slawyer.
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3 ~0 X9 C4 ^3 L9 QNow, it's the newfie's turn.

; Z2 W# z  r8 N7 p- Q- u3 K% i0 rHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: G- E- N* L, d/ P& Jthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ M8 [% _; r5 a) E% ?: _+ w+ Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* N! D( L7 ?/ k" }1 e' L4 rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& u. t3 P. Q) tback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 L: f) h! m% Q+ ewakes the newfie up and asks,

7 C+ s  ^& I* G; M! S, o'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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) p8 _; _" Z+ k" P4 m, |! vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
( \1 m, X- Q( |& v2 N, ~and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

4 v/ f" N4 }1 D, `" `Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; T6 m' r5 Z6 n" v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 H7 X/ u/ F6 A/ m1 v5 f>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% f4 q+ u1 y) Y8 l6 s4 F! g>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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( R" i; w2 [) `' P; i; [. W9 [: N>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- S3 t8 C1 y! p. E& r. {" C8 b, p>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

- k+ Y' X5 x; l; w$ k( V$ ]>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- [0 P, T7 j* w" h- z6 `>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- Q$ g: [: d4 b; i) W/ D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; K% o" X  ]9 ?, @6 E, A5 F>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( R5 L6 o6 H* `: j# U8 t! b/ @% ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 Z4 k7 I4 c+ \* U$ U6 Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

; j7 j9 @! F& y  B5 W4 Z- z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 E* V7 ^- ^+ u/ K, B* [+ u8 B/ V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 P' |! d8 p  {) C% ]0 a, Q' {加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- H% Y/ _3 G7 b, F
; L: u4 T3 N3 D; v  @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ f& ^4 P4 E. O, x3 H“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 X' ^" ^$ _& r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ \" e8 o( O# K; M2 s. @5 |真聪明，偶像啊

: D1 e2 `6 M& w& e/ w$ o全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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% O* r# C8 x: x7 Q/ P1 j全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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& ^, d0 C# E6 }真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



5 q; g$ j/ S+ y, b& I别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 ~3 N8 h! Y6 o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
' Y( w6 L: S# i! s+ M; ~% ?# ^1 p她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- ?1 s: Z. e$ S- F, K: y4 L) O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 K& o! d) h, m. Z/ \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* u( O0 T' o# M" r! s; H* P2 R, P哈哈，你们在这开小会呢