Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* t% m  Q3 |! y+ C& y# ^( A: y- H" |0 {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 `* T3 k6 t3 i. ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" d9 l( Q( @$ R- m he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 g+ |$ [. F+ \% l* ~ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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* H; F& @; s! s" L6 h$ ?The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( w8 s: r% S/ E, l( m$ m8 x$ R! P* Bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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5 r0 [/ j( V) b# {# ZThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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3 b! v" b! B0 C2 n3 l+ sNow, it's the newfie's turn.

$ h, i6 |# c1 u, u3 w" X2 B7 z9 fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 I8 Y( S0 L1 u! V8 h# k. B  M# \: Hthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ [1 y- Y% b" h( o9 tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' ^! Y$ U: K" Y; R2 [% gback to sleep.

2 G/ p( l4 e) M1 O4 B. G) F# yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

$ J/ \; a+ S% w+ J: j'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ n- Z5 u& j' ]! Wcomes down with four?'
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0 B% E7 ^9 y$ O# }4 T- YThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

3 A0 L0 l* ^1 U$ F8 g5 ?1 Z( `3 u% BLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ j5 v* S- N  g>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 a0 ]( O. k5 J>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: M7 `8 V0 z. a7 C' v' y>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ L3 x% l% n$ ^  Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( K2 R2 K( K8 |# K9 y( ]- q& m& U>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
9 z/ Z6 I( o/ z1 J% }>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# X! y: }4 X0 U5 o* _) ?& Z9 c>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
- e; {" U5 b; F- V* z) B  Z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 a8 n' T& |9 K; H>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 }# t/ P9 `3 V$ j0 l( jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) N% k( {4 x4 ]* K: n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) ~  X5 w# g+ w, l3 }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 t- p1 O1 E3 p6 p) \加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 D3 p+ u0 G7 i真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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$ }( ~) Q' M- F. w3 V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

2 F/ s6 U, V& b7 c: |真聪明，偶像啊

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& \. ~+ @, J. N. v1 h" i+ G3 q全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


( g- N9 n, @; ]+ x+ m. h全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

% W: c% z/ n$ D, Z- r  E7 }别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

. z' q; z) A' j7 {; z4 ~, }3 a你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 C8 K  G5 z5 O' a) `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# Z' o9 d# x& A# Q- Y% `9 M# [真博学，偶像啊。

! t% U7 p( f7 @* t  T6 H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ h, g* r# l% b) Q她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ ~6 x9 T4 `, k' Q5 @7 p, f, M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) C% o7 d6 x& Y- C% H/ r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  c1 }& x& ?$ O( Y: Q) h1 `哈哈，你们在这开小会呢