Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 X, U5 }. O7 i6 o( v7 ]( clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* [7 l9 b3 c, J$ B) L& pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
% {1 b" t& @# D: k( h( L9 p, Q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 Y, M. R: Z& Y0 H3 W7 M5 ~& H lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- L4 X$ w. i; H, _- w2 B! ?* S will pay you $500.

, S' v( e4 W3 L  s This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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/ D. [  P1 Z8 y8 `  a# T; P$ kThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; ~7 ?2 C) O! }* c: K+ Qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

- o" U  U, o6 X( hThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 m$ N" K% O# o( bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

4 {( c$ }; f( JNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 q8 n9 Q2 j( x" Q; `% M, s' fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" `9 w3 M5 y( ^- d9 |three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 P. i! \- l: K/ `4 Breferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 q- J. n! c. F! eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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  d6 |+ ]: {" ]. C# b+ H, JThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* d' A' n& s9 z6 w# `, ?comes down with four?'
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5 G& J& D( B- c+ zThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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& S$ m+ d4 \" l4 X. {- v/ `1 v, bLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: y4 r) T) A' o% C! H; \  `>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ T( W7 N/ m. D* L4 p  ?( J>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ {( O7 f, @! R>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" a( ~" T6 E9 U! J" t* E! L- M( k>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 K1 \, W) u, J9 p>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' z# ?. p5 s( |+ x+ b; }" A>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. b7 g, E7 c& n9 U5 v: Z! \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 F5 K5 c, B3 w$ t+ Wthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  @3 |( Q7 p/ x% Z2 ~; z& D! I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. l# A" W1 T1 F1 Z6 e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ ?( }7 W+ O+ F, Z, ]% v% Q+ `真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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% M7 }; s$ T$ o% l6 p2 \/ @3 F2 ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 ?: m5 ]  C0 ?( i2 ]多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

+ V; M) F+ I# S: {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* r# n3 j. H0 H; l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ v  Y  ?3 g* T' {6 g3 j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢