Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ Z5 @& V$ C8 D' Q' U* ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% S3 H  Y& V6 O% _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, |8 D# K/ i6 K' X- s8 ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: T8 d( G9 S8 m- H, P; _! G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 _/ Z; w) d3 Wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

9 a) ~. |$ w: Y; R7 x- I* [3 k You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

5 K, \" k' T, b2 I8 g This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& {# n# d; v6 `8 vthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

  P5 I; y1 \; T% d" o3 JThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

9 [1 J' ^& Q6 t5 jThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- z% {& T3 l1 h* i3 }& Jpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 k$ q* n4 k$ J& m" L" ]lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

+ ?6 e: E7 E, o1 wThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# z* ?- N9 i  i4 i# Qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ b8 A5 S) C+ x0 ~8 G+ h* Vwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

) n) s, ~; ~8 g' h7 k% ~7 P$ KThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: q9 ]7 X4 j8 m$ p  b) ]! U9 m>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ ]8 \- [7 o& `2 I! ?>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 r% z# H$ B9 Y& n>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! v* h  @3 r' n( U- D>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) M/ S. Z9 c& j+ @: M- r$ i>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ E; b6 }' s: T% S* j* T# o0 c( R$ b>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
# [' }1 d1 F" j- Z- |$ [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 x0 ]' `! _( u: O3 T. M>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) [0 A8 _( f8 s8 ^/ e& {; qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ s# ], ]' z$ B- O! C( W; Zthe newfie would l ...

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8 \/ M; W. D" b' g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

% j) z$ e' O8 V; ^0 n& ]真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 e1 k' P/ M8 G. a+ n2 c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 n0 R2 Z( T* I  Q: B别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& ?% J! h) ~7 X) K/ R/ X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

+ G8 A" D2 Y* r+ X& A1 o  z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

- \+ Q5 ?) m% j9 x大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 O2 k+ ^1 W0 c; r* o她是大学教瘦？
- d' l) S( f. [  m% x6 f0 y2 h大学教胖还差不多
& V8 `1 x9 M) D6 S6 B她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 [2 P+ d% u" ]2 i; e+ ]说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢