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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a$ d, m6 J7 o# M  c! D
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb. @/ K' i4 d" @3 r2 W3 y  M
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if( ~7 ]- y& S6 \! I0 Z
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 6 T0 ^4 T0 ~/ n+ T+ c/ W6 l
  
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. s2 h3 n, R: [  E he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The5 H) {4 p9 f5 ?7 X+ s9 s/ y
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 e0 L4 Z. H  Pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,' i; c& g5 O  g* Y
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.) r% P, g: B; n# Z
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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7 J/ ?! H& y! Y: m; |1 oThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour+ _1 R! i* v: ]3 t" H; l
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep. * a) o  @2 D" h3 H+ C& `- L6 J, s
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5$ t2 _# T# z& |/ x1 a7 ~0 O
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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7 N7 @& {+ N& j  f& G5 wLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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# i7 j. c3 Y. y5 ?3 V7 E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) @9 S* H  i7 G2 J& Z1 Z8 ?>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& @! q9 p( n, d% c>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  _' d/ i  V0 S8 q0 T>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ v- X" @* S+ U6 J& L>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct: a  O3 U8 J3 b: X) R: v

3 g. E3 H7 ?& [% P>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' P: H1 U( m, t  J6 P>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 3 h. J( _" Y/ _2 K1 ~; |  e! [
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& J" U2 b2 E8 p- G, K! w$ f! K>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, - ]/ j) G3 V# ]+ \
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three' x& Z: ~: J' z  X
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 4 p5 W" @, o! ]7 t. I- `
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 z( V, p+ `  g  [, q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 B  h4 e5 h5 A0 c>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表   {; t5 ^0 v3 y* [3 O
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if  s" h' m  _* L
the newfie would l ...

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, M# |8 Y4 T9 S好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:; ~0 i8 ]: ^/ h' T& a
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
& s% \) j$ z6 [) e好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- d4 ^1 A( e* C加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- Q& B8 R  E  c2 s9 w
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, a+ M( S$ d! U5 M' Y6 Z& j好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 & ?/ c0 o- R% c3 l$ S3 ~
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, P  e: Y5 V) u' O1 P全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表   ^/ \9 a5 m# v9 I. ^. T

3 U4 g% e0 c" i3 d! r真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) s: F0 C& n1 q2 @* q. @+ n+ D加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 6 l  }& c" ~9 o  E
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

8 [* w6 C* q5 I她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ N* C% E8 B  J- |1 \紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 % n- E: f  i/ z( u% M9 z
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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