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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 G( w) [. t1 o* b# x2 u% _
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 {- w& N, t% O$ q6 gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 ~5 i+ H8 B9 s' \" A; k- K
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so8 g+ R, @6 z) l9 ^0 M! ?1 v4 {9 }- G
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The' O  ?& a9 Z6 P0 p3 s
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  V/ W, Q# z% _/ [0 \" n7 L. Gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,# J* @8 z% ]( ]
you pay me only $5. : u# O+ z: u1 s1 b" Z$ W
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep/ [' h3 H/ j, D
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.   `3 @5 p! H2 e: ~7 _1 b: k
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's# {( Q) A- x+ a7 ]1 `7 j5 n
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'   T+ s$ ^* @. k! Y1 j* Y
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his) _# a" J1 S7 G/ l( d
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 {* O0 T# h/ F  O% q- E6 Slawyer.
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* s1 r& ]- y" E9 t: ^0 bNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with2 c9 o1 {% C) q9 Q1 ~4 N
three legs, and comes down with four?' 8 `! T+ v  ~( V/ @; K! e. g

; |* w; l4 `9 @. L7 h5 PThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 b, g  \" t& q" c( s  B4 {& oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all9 O. S2 ]# ]' m5 ?1 i
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour! r2 J7 \/ }- B, X" ^$ B
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and0 O* P6 M# g5 H5 T- m
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right/ U& R. U* O' k/ P' s
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and% {. g0 B8 F3 a9 ^, }
comes down with four?' 8 d/ n% c( Y+ N- L4 ?+ j

  z2 G4 `3 T: w$ k. ~6 cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!2 P' z$ H' r$ H5 {$ |

4 |5 S1 Q- ?+ y( Z; v/ nLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the- V) F# z" A$ x4 U1 h
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two $ D1 q- C5 L* [- J: N  a
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason / t6 X7 @7 Q& V' W1 l- d
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ' w4 X8 z7 S* `# j. Y
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 9 r: B; C) s% z" N0 z2 J
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct( ?# z+ G$ ^$ p0 m0 i9 X- H1 @6 ]/ [
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ; ?9 }; }; D  p6 x) U
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. {4 f) u) {  K% G" I; j>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ' c9 w  F: k2 }! l" A  w; e
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 ^) A; `: k9 {3 J2 C( V>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three8 ~( R: M  r1 ?: G& k' \* E
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* p3 F, d% K! C/ l# u>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 S7 K% ]  t( i- k- ~& H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand + ]) V5 c" y. ^3 B) g- e2 m, T2 @
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! i, J. z/ v4 B% |/ k! TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a! t4 t7 g, O- I. k! ~) j6 w! K  `
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 j: x, T* d% U8 s( ?) W" |: Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if( I# M% @- T' \3 v1 |
the newfie would l ...
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: T" I! f* e' [+ g9 ~' h. ?8 }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:7 h1 U) e1 m3 N* y# Q: G% F
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
- O4 u- I) E+ I2 _' ]* v/ n4 \3 e好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ; l0 m  D/ {; T  K
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" x: u8 o5 N  y: n' y真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 / Y) w+ r0 K0 o* P3 L
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' o& o) H9 f8 B, L- V1 c好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ A3 u* y. R% t6 q! L; i$ o
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
+ M( ]7 h  V0 v+ i好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

# T5 i- E: T* A' n* b9 E9 ]! N真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 $ b. H7 `& v3 o. _1 ]7 M6 L

% S$ K1 f* I, Z+ M真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

- @  f! o; w( t1 |真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 7 W/ u6 e) H2 Z$ q
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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! ]9 {% b* f2 q! v: d* r' T; X: B# _# U0 A; p别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 , |! p4 l. T- Z

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 \% ^4 s% x% U# x+ ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& s: a% y) {: v多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 w# y8 K* Z1 [9 h% u
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表   g) I0 B# F1 k5 A/ N
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 0 S& P6 x& I7 z" P% b4 f
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) X$ x% @+ ^, n$ Q; ]3 H说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * o% o  h! |* Y8 ?/ _/ ~4 `; K) r
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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" r! a) f2 F6 @哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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