Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% F! O4 e+ E. {7 q
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. ! N0 V" m  i/ C- M' S9 ~3 ~8 R; B

  q- \' E& J1 v" a% u2 H The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so. B! n6 ?0 y8 L" |+ D# m
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The) T/ f! [7 c! R, n
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 i  q3 ~7 a& d  G; E7 ?ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,8 j4 ?6 c& ]8 d
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep' _3 `$ s; F: M1 R8 _
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's* S. f6 r/ t8 J1 |) U
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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: g+ M- g7 S/ p6 X  R" M+ DThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his; j! L" h9 [3 Y) s* [" \7 a( j5 _; @3 |1 @
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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$ Z& H! Y7 l! b! VThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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% j% m; _! u9 P& M! g, w! ?. nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour3 F4 C, q  X& b# z
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and$ I- L/ A' V* L- v8 u! i
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right/ Q5 D. h( ~) M4 p9 c
back to sleep.
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; ?/ P. I' R+ `7 s" e0 YThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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0 ?, p$ M6 P6 T'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and# ?1 {% |1 d- t! b7 ?2 o0 A
comes down with four?'
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0 s/ ^& A( `2 c' PThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5  y% ?7 W( q' b
and goes back to sleep.+ G# a7 h+ D# x7 l

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* V% s1 b; j9 f) JA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ y& S H* g. R. ?2 {3 h
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ I0 H9 w2 }8 g6 \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 T+ j* C. w, Ythe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：  q1 P( H- B7 n
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，& q- u6 ^6 B% j3 z6 o, \9 w8 ?
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 , n" z$ Z, c; L* l% J; B2 t/ K
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* {; x, D }0 N8 ~8 f6 A全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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! T0 U) s4 ~" b+ g$ `- r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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' w: W, t, c' u) b& h别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 / _8 D+ Y& _9 E
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 5 v) v. g2 G7 I9 f' z" o) N
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! v) Q- U* x: @5 y: p
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 3 F+ u" i- M6 }4 v% s! c* j2 J
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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