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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a1 f8 v7 V% D, H5 C
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ w3 w, X( b1 m2 T! ^ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 P) E# z8 |! |6 U9 B8 g7 x$ @1 [ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 v9 s: z' i  f' o2 G& c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& b- U, d8 K& `9 I, S% qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,& {7 _% ]0 \5 `7 i
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I0 O6 H3 r; b3 j/ _7 l
will pay you $500.
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6 e' N- ]+ w3 U- Y; g This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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7 D$ w5 W1 \/ nThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 a$ j* ~! Y. ^- c3 Cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' * Q( o8 s# @; r. ]! z5 t; i" O( ^6 l

( W6 U& ]' R2 g" I, K4 I$ GThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his3 [1 k. K* j; p; w1 {: h; p6 [
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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7 H' D: [( c9 D& d  mNow, it's the newfie's turn.7 T+ w4 ]/ x- {% c1 {3 w/ B

" v3 u  l- f' UHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all( s& i+ W. y; D
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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+ T+ \4 k$ \, [3 g* B# Y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5! |+ F  G' T, B+ _+ Y, @- `! V
and goes back to sleep.2 c  r. z" a3 K, R* u

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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% b3 L1 x8 f# G7 \8 YLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 0 v/ \" d7 Q' D5 e% H; p1 P
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason . _' S) S- R* J5 b
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
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>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research " g2 M* J2 E- ^7 k- V
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
2 c6 o  Q$ W5 a8 l& N/ `>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 \; r- M% b3 W7 K! X>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 0 Y, M5 r5 k6 C8 h; o2 Q+ e- n
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's & U8 V! f) ]# n7 b: K+ u  i
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 n% [5 w6 _  R7 x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 3 n2 a$ f2 D. g: p& v2 M
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 k  Y+ F0 e+ n" p) s2 P
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb8 w9 m8 o2 Y6 i
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- Z% k+ S, t. g  m1 b0 S( p
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:' F  \2 M5 v' _! U  D$ Y/ T+ a5 e
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" `# z1 f4 F4 X1 ^4 g好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# r+ S7 |% F# Q5 O4 N加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" _0 ^; z6 O1 @真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- W: ?# e) `% v4 P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:  C  U2 m, w+ t: k. E# _6 E
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
5 Y7 q- @0 Z$ A4 C7 G3 N好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

2 C2 B1 {. S: c7 U( ~- l* `真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ' W' k# C( `; |* @+ [- i9 C  W9 P( c+ d
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$ {" f5 n1 d3 n0 C3 O) f" w# E全盘接受一下。

- n: q0 v+ V  Y3 c( j1 K真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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  E2 I  P/ k1 A! M! S别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   ~4 x' ]9 B% j" x6 Z
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 & K) V% }1 U- n1 X% i) B
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

8 d- E9 h( S! k7 t$ a8 w: r她是大学教瘦?4 s% z$ _$ K/ m- Y7 T* q0 p# B) l
大学教胖还差不多   _5 ^' ?" y6 N& u) c* P( ]
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ( R7 R3 K; a7 A/ K& z% `
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* r+ f/ v4 x, w! P+ N# g紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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8 y- _; N+ j1 _% j/ _5 G9 r/ Q9 z哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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