Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& d- [: _" x$ I3 K- {: [/ Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 J: W# m: x5 }" I# |that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( @+ a' q- h1 X2 v. }the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
3 M+ V" E: d! s6 |7 P. | will pay you $500.

  e, D& m' Q+ M, E% z- z) s: D This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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  Y4 d# k8 e; r: fThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  x' \7 b7 y# D& i, Mthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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: o. h* T2 k3 |+ m7 W* M8 X  FThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; |  X, ~* ~/ Q/ T' Wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
6 y) W' z+ J1 E. L' u, v$ V. h$ ilawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

+ _/ r0 [; O! F; ~& b- V# C& sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: n/ m$ b& h2 a: ]9 m% Q; x) Rthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: l/ j) _7 \$ x0 ^' preferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. m- e( y- m8 Z# E  m3 k; f* V6 tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 o. ^( `! K/ P& v' @7 whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

! x; Q0 F/ B: A! z. LThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 J' p" m  Q4 rwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. Y! g. q( ^1 G3 K0 H4 Bcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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0 J! X" w5 B, M" ~4 x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: ^9 Z- s3 @% W5 s8 b>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

; b. w) m3 D0 p  g0 J: ]>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 v6 g0 |8 w4 E1 P0 X>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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1 G' n; E( _" n9 y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* l1 t2 j% a; G0 L0 o* K/ I" f; Z1 z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- q( J  ?) |% ]5 x8 ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% W- D/ n3 C" j; v“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- Z* F5 H8 |0 m% q! H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 j1 n) T' L& k& V3 `, w7 H- z- m9 h& u真聪明，偶像啊

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6 Q: z5 {2 p- n5 f( V) A8 L3 ]全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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1 f6 a1 Q2 Y9 ^. [6 A5 u全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
" n/ L5 j6 L! ?) X6 k2 I  p/ P她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. H/ F* `- X. G8 J$ _8 r$ X8 o3 f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 g* f, F, k) J1 q( L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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+ U1 _( w4 i9 G# {1 u4 J# Q2 C( e哈哈，你们在这开小会呢