Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' I6 n/ q. O; r& [* Bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 X0 r( p9 q# K% P: c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 j1 P; d3 L7 T; M9 s1 sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

9 w+ g. `* [* t2 ]" N4 h You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 ~1 s' u, [: R6 ^$ E/ _$ J will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! z8 y: y& D, U& Othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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- _2 g+ ^8 L+ G* q3 O+ b5 jThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

; \( e9 Y9 n/ b* U5 h$ S1 K$ ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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2 v  N6 q. T7 L3 N) D* ]) eThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& T, V1 l9 _3 d: {& w; Dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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9 `) B" \; Q. UThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ v2 O0 V. @- vwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

* r7 K$ H  v+ e' b3 [, K$ Q  }Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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* T1 M% ]0 g; @. i+ H# e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ j5 B) |4 Z. [: y7 {" k>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ \3 f( A8 f+ Q: A; v! a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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5 X! W6 [+ {7 }1 e4 r( e4 Y% p" P& C>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 B! L( r6 ?/ r0 F% |>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ I/ {' a% f1 \/ F& |1 j>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! J& v2 G1 `2 y7 W>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 ?9 m! i- Z' w' p* v. z2 KA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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1 I) o6 j+ A3 z5 }5 t# o9 W; `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 c; r% V4 [' {* k6 `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. e. e- c1 b0 a6 v“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! y; W+ r4 _2 J- [真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ z2 y. c; Z- W, ^" a! o真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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2 z8 b8 p9 c! k4 [/ _全盘接受一下。

6 |( {3 T( `  U5 s6 c5 R3 }: u+ P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

/ m& |0 z* e1 P0 ]7 O别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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2 T6 v# Q+ H5 T9 F: P) t别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( r) J$ C0 V8 Z. U: ~: S- Y9 N多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

" W' E6 x/ f. \2 B/ y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
9 X2 j% k$ y* \大学教胖还差不多
  s% E" p: G+ ^+ z, S她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" e, l0 U6 N; x8 N$ `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢