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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a. T* ~$ H% N* B2 ?3 `0 X! Y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" I7 x' P* v7 g( _# vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 H; z1 U) B* V( d he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The9 i6 T2 X+ ]" e+ F( f% V; M
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I  ^2 o5 q- l2 b) @9 b
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,8 z4 B2 x3 D7 }% G* O+ W9 K# P# o' {
you pay me only $5. 4 S, ?+ O- s, I' F
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep& \* M2 i3 Z% v# Z# Z
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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! n) L- P. E: m* E0 y0 SThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 W$ k! H! ^- E6 H# a: I9 Kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the5 \/ u" C3 d( u, q2 M
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with; X0 u8 ~! }. S; b; ?) L
three legs, and comes down with four?' ; j2 `$ f; _0 t9 h' O, a

' t( w2 D+ T1 ~$ D# X3 w$ o! t9 P1 @The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 y% R+ g" F4 M) Ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; ?* w% f. c: ?& x3 h2 R# H4 L5 othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; e0 a4 v1 r  [of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 g5 j3 U. t1 m2 bhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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( F5 g5 O3 S4 ]/ wThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 A1 ?, m# Y" Gwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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" N9 f5 o; U. R7 `2 O$ iLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the/ }2 q) ~, G2 ^# a. m
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- N2 B  e& b2 o" Y" V0 O: }$ x6 {- W>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason " ^- B( o: Y" m& ]2 C
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ( o; P4 l% [/ j8 n
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,   c9 N0 g2 J* m3 g
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 R4 D7 V- z3 y% @>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 7 j/ t2 R3 G) g
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 7 b! A! l% g- y7 t2 T3 @% h
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, & O7 p7 a1 Z: M( `: [' m
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 L5 s  D" A5 k* g6 `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 n# s! c+ ^% ^* y& ^( g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! \. @3 `* |" W; m, x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 s/ u: |. K5 q5 FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, q& E8 T1 [1 [# S/ flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* b9 g+ {# ~/ O+ P/ C
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if) u1 Q, r: B+ ?, y8 ?
the newfie would l ...
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- W9 m! p# o' V) G3 [1 Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- x( s  h! q2 s8 c5 O1 \& a4 f
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,2 ^0 B+ f, s6 ]* J
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 : @; _3 F) a2 g5 e; I% W) `

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:* f$ P9 Z0 v' y; b
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
- L! W) F1 o6 v# ?好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

% S( V6 j5 A, @3 J真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 @) @- N  s# E0 k
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真聪明,偶像啊
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4 K+ Q; G2 Z$ k6 Y. x全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 % L+ K4 |  w0 E; U# |% I" U& c
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$ l9 X& t# }4 C1 O. r! t全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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5 C1 j0 a7 R3 ^4 j真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ' t( \) i3 K3 b/ ?4 b& _2 P

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

, |2 @/ X- H  J7 g( V你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " {: y6 G: D) B; F
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 y. d+ |: F1 `' U大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 \* b$ l7 d/ {' F. v6 ~( y大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?7 \8 P( U* L; s8 A8 G# t
大学教胖还差不多 ' ]) X& r" j* ~
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, W% `5 [6 m4 D& c3 z# L+ x紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% ~! ^+ @( [) u4 q说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 3 v0 _4 s: S1 G8 E  e1 w$ F
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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8 z4 T0 U+ U( S2 H7 m) y* X1 s0 T哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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