Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 h9 m  A* I/ `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) K( e4 @2 C, Z0 A3 n5 Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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, N' w! C. _% m The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* I& Q$ n2 @, a- @( A. q3 k he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 e2 b  I; ?7 j3 P* f% { lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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$ n5 t- `! J, n$ e; v; F This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 u; Q& ^, h/ ?/ t4 ?2 wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

" D9 \% a+ W. s* e8 SThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! Y( g3 E2 p7 g" A$ }pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

, x5 ^: j( J/ i+ sNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 y% X" V/ V4 j  B% C. ]' Lthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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* R& ~1 f4 K4 g! h7 @The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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. k' O1 ?0 I' e- ~$ F* V$ {" dThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 n& x9 d2 I" d/ w>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 |4 b2 v. F2 B1 s>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# o4 [% Z9 n& U>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: f# g# E9 ]  ?6 E/ A; y% u' L7 |7 R>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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5 S; H- ]/ Y+ l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
# l  _5 S/ q4 n8 x8 T>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
# m( d/ h7 q9 k. f- O0 K( @1 ?8 @A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 N: H! o- d  x0 f% R+ u) Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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, t" n/ X3 R7 B" m. o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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2 o7 O' f, A7 C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 {/ U5 [" x/ ], {好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  [+ i) N+ O  |2 i6 H. [真聪明，偶像啊

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9 V0 e8 J! f2 x" ?$ c) A$ x% @  Y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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" G7 w: R( B6 J& t9 w3 a全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 h0 h3 v7 s* e6 t) O  m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 ]& [9 E5 K* {+ n真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" ~/ v2 ^  O1 j+ _( L/ ?- u她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
0 G: l. ]1 E" B& `$ _/ Y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# j; j+ F3 T$ z( T+ W) E5 K1 a- Z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" k/ o5 q# [! ^$ N紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢