Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( G1 r: R7 D, k9 R) l) klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 i8 L* ?3 v- d6 Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 ~# h1 @9 `( Q4 E; _1 ~the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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7 C! N+ L- Y/ J# a: V5 \& C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

4 b2 P/ {0 u/ _0 {" \  ]: L2 ?He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& l) ?* C1 ?, O; Tthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# a: ?( `' p7 creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' u( f' G0 k' x( ?1 ]of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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2 r4 N  U/ G9 K4 |# xThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% Q0 s7 _0 B: ?3 I# kwakes the newfie up and asks,

( R2 z3 p7 v5 E  x9 z- W1 T: y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

, y+ ?. f: U, C7 Z: IThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
# V- \; b4 k7 k5 s; c- Rand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 s( g# x" ?. k3 W, T: F. [>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 k% U/ C2 G" @9 n) E, j3 I>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

% `; p# ?, T# w( _' @>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
9 b8 x. S7 f/ z2 g! b: v# n) p>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( V- ]& O0 V* [( t& J# @>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' c6 B: t: l$ i, ^>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  v3 l8 K3 p9 L5 \& B' }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 j1 k2 o2 b; b) O>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* r9 v3 z5 u  Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 C: Q! K, E- ithe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( k. S& G" }% \- p. A9 x“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ q; e/ Z( v1 T) S& G: f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' W) W- V1 [6 G0 j1 w8 E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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$ L- A! M8 C! h; h: h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* ^+ A5 A5 f3 Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& p: M2 v8 C6 d' w/ ]; K( Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" N' |& V  H/ Y2 a' y- w% |真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

% c+ [+ l2 e0 N* @0 G0 w' z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

6 M: Q( ^$ R- b* g# b- t" d别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) Q' {  b: W4 B5 t' W% K+ _) I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 x0 Z; y$ m& g4 U. ~3 Y真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' \9 e; X5 C: f/ X0 ?' q$ j她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 m( t' L) K0 f% Q$ t她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* E2 k4 S3 U' F2 H3 [. g; i说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢