Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: u0 s( O  A% cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 ~* d2 e$ A1 V/ k/ M lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 Y1 B6 T. F3 Q7 P. B6 U2 m. U will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 U, i+ N* c9 P4 Fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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6 A  i+ t- Y) VThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ `8 L: I9 x- c) S( kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, R$ p, O) q- t+ |; ?0 Q/ z+ aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 B. G6 [) i+ D, W# J4 j" l+ @+ Nback to sleep.

- P: c! N7 \$ R. |The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; B" a( E& y# M9 }- K9 N. kwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 y1 |2 ?3 a' M' g: b>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( ?  A* E, y% B. Y# L/ Z7 g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 P% R' x" Z  ]0 \$ X4 F4 Y* ~3 ]>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; s: E0 }8 K8 _2 F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: f' Q$ w, w$ W0 Z, _>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' \) p7 j2 g# z' h- Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 }  v5 m$ @0 G& Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 D4 O. f$ M* _& w( [* J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 o' `9 w+ E0 o/ l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ \) m9 C2 v% X$ U. w6 ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 l2 Q( [8 e7 p, t# z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 a) w  A& v6 b* R4 M( E" t; _0 c真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 L1 h* N" A7 K真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

7 _3 C+ R/ ~) |5 l- C别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


  {7 [, f$ p+ y* |# p9 b* r. I; ^) t0 u
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

+ g# A8 r8 C! N) {# V$ B大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 n; F. A- i$ c$ P0 }* m( N/ f她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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