Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 }" s& r( M' d4 I3 K8 L; r- blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( w% ^' {% ~% V. \* Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  K5 z) f9 C8 P% m$ }( Xthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
0 ~* L5 \# _3 p, q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ }+ d5 ~7 ^3 s6 @* f lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 l& c( J* V& `7 l0 m% Jyou pay me only $5.

7 S+ z+ J: M; ~" J* n3 ` You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
0 t9 k7 H  Y5 G% _1 \0 b1 R will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

4 R# X8 B9 m# Q, A5 a7 RThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) v6 o, m# P& F5 b: `the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 h- b0 O2 k$ U+ [/ `# v. |pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

. b+ S# e# E6 u( `' r, g5 qNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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6 y  [# k0 a; X6 u8 I' zThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 d; D& z0 P6 e9 b* g/ ~- }2 Othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- l& o9 C6 {. c. n2 m6 z, hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ }: W+ T: @/ ~/ e6 hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& ]5 L: l: j2 tback to sleep.

- F2 w: n& Q- j- Z$ k& x1 rThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 z2 x# q: G6 i* l1 ^3 J* kwakes the newfie up and asks,
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, L$ [, C' v8 {% R+ ~0 T/ T% L, \'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

0 y, u1 O9 z0 d+ ]6 iThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
4 L' c, I* k. P5 W# E9 D: ]and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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# _$ q9 j1 J; P' m5 O, c: G  X9 P# b* v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( a7 E7 F/ X4 q: j. u: r4 T% E- A>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( a0 }2 A* g. I0 M; @! O>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& D6 }2 d% T8 f! [3 N4 f# d>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 H  d9 Y! l7 n2 D1 W, Y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; p# S6 W* T/ e7 R* I2 R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ Y7 h4 r9 J4 {- G>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; p  K4 _+ `7 ?: o% {long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 C+ l6 |, k% Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( ^* v: v8 E) ]0 hthe newfie would l ...

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. {( n. ?$ ?( i: \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 ~: v  S3 C8 [9 ~' b* |+ U1 r/ C好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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$ N; K% U& E, J3 E  n  t5 e
$ C. d/ v/ ^" d, V/ R+ X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ F4 r' l8 ~  X  Q1 w; Z( [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 V2 R9 \' i6 y0 d9 F/ b+ Y$ F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- t( Y4 }4 _0 f% h/ D& G真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 l/ a- M0 [) ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ V. Q- ~% f/ [! _) A加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" V+ |, s/ T. ~5 E' S真博学，偶像啊。

* e9 j( Q, v3 a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

- D+ U  ]8 z) i4 [' [2 _大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
9 Z) t' p( d: }! [5 k( i大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" @' J5 n$ M' X+ [/ A/ T1 F( H% n说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢