Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
* C' B* @5 O; d+ _, p0 }% D The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 d+ O0 x$ v5 ^ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 J& a' P& ^8 F( {6 k" Y+ V# Xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 a5 r$ `/ r# \, \% _ will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; g  F; ?+ H+ `6 u( X" apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
. K5 ~: Q' W. Z* c* Q4 J/ Nlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, y- O3 j0 }& Z1 \, jthree legs, and comes down with four?'

0 ]$ n! g$ _0 ^' C# ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 I5 ~0 ]; D, g2 lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 }; U  l; c# Qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- S5 ^+ F% }  d5 O4 o5 l; L; Qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 `( I7 b/ r+ O8 C$ v4 dback to sleep.
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' s5 `  b; Y4 O$ U5 [# k7 M2 ?The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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4 K" O9 c0 }9 g'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' k2 a% Y9 d' ^) p* p2 Hcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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+ A* q! y* G8 y1 W1 pLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

& S0 w5 |3 K' [( t: L  b. u; b) ~>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 j6 ]. e! @7 |8 o>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

3 @5 o+ z1 t3 c4 ~9 N6 v  i>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) ?0 r& c# M- q. S5 I0 Z+ E, w& J7 u>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 |: w# ]( i# ^. B2 r>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

% R! A/ G% `$ W) ]: {>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 g+ O4 I+ k5 h, w+ ]>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ X4 F  t9 l6 b$ x/ s2 O" o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  r- _6 z. |& m. k/ W% c, t1 ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. o3 x9 E0 v# t2 D( F% o+ L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 C9 N+ D! V! [. A9 o+ M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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" z/ [; B2 ~% w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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! r# |: v5 h* M& q全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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# _" O- o% I+ v! K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



! S( S6 x8 g" f4 o) D别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 d3 w/ h$ O. E) @7 Q4 `2 e# y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# }- d3 n( X( E: X真博学，偶像啊。

% _# x! b- z+ p' P: s大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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% z3 l$ \) B9 X) D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
* C2 y2 p, J9 `6 d' D& k她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 [, ?# a% ~7 K9 y  A6 O说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢