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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a) i8 C4 v! ]. ~
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. 8 s& I4 W/ m2 w3 C) z" M
  
- n$ m# J8 V4 g2 u) B+ I9 q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so* a4 v" w+ f* s# Y0 r, h5 [
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, W4 H  o, n1 N0 |! o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I; I! E7 N9 [- r; C$ Z0 m5 p
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ B" N1 C) P1 t6 ]9 d) b" R: J1 Xyou pay me only $5. 5 i2 r  X4 P! T7 p% D% Y7 _  n
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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7 r4 K' k: u5 v7 X2 u) O This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) }9 i. A, s6 I$ ^the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's1 y# E  d! v; C; H! H
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 V1 A7 q' k4 |2 y0 c5 Zpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.. n6 m' K$ M/ f3 {

( \8 O9 @$ B0 i5 z! LHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with& L- |' a# ~2 H  W/ u8 z7 ?- Z
three legs, and comes down with four?' + t7 [9 l- i+ [& J  o  e# z& U

; o, |' g2 U5 [) kThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 G, f+ P5 A/ r* F) g9 w$ rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 w: `: F$ V+ W* R. ~' ~/ Ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" o4 o$ {7 P, Z" ?! [* {+ C& vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and1 ^, }+ u9 d5 P9 y) j4 L6 Z
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# I2 m, f# c% N* |9 ^1 Hback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 o; C! N9 k8 d) v( y6 hwakes the newfie up and asks, 7 w) m. w) @/ H! P+ e( E4 K  w
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and# Q7 l" x+ t& C  y
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5& N  ?! g, Z( A  q# E3 }) R+ a9 w
and goes back to sleep.0 P- p! U: u% ~. i! W

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!" X& }1 u5 f5 L7 d, z5 D
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; j- i1 a+ P. \/ L4 v, \" i2 A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ) k- q: N8 P8 }  v$ Q  f
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 4 S+ e( o  x2 a0 {/ k
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the - {2 n; ~1 [1 ]4 D( o
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 a1 Z+ B% d3 S" q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct: ?- a; z0 t$ ?9 B. Y: {
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research - t  L7 g- n! C2 z  R, t
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 4 r$ S/ f" }6 X5 @) a' ~
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more , M! D# b4 E4 c% @
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, & g9 A7 u" ]4 y( O5 F1 [
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three9 T' i8 d8 u/ h1 w
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 x3 f: d, F4 O>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the / A1 ?* E, O" r
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 O2 _# B& h1 Y7 h! L>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 / q$ w% R* E3 W) \, t
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; u4 R# a- C1 y+ ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb1 I1 {8 @! N+ o* I
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 N0 G" Q+ ]4 l
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
. r9 z' P" A3 X9 _: h2 v1 r+ a“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,: W+ r0 W' S3 R7 X% d$ w6 d
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- v4 x5 T; K( M) e, T2 D, N4 a" u加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 / l3 q+ j( m5 w4 l

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
+ O- ^* z, p. d1 r# }; \* I' X+ R" I“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
+ M1 y( S$ C) J) f好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

$ Y) d7 U5 j5 C; y真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 % J' u% u$ c% V- G3 i

( |0 y" Q# G: k5 i/ q, d4 w7 D真聪明,偶像啊
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. J6 w9 W7 g4 x( D全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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, Q/ K9 q! y7 H% V全盘接受一下。

5 s7 l+ m) R: b! n! j0 H# _真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ o) T8 F8 i/ o* m. E- t真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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/ Y, o- K+ R. e7 G) }. h别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; f: o0 s) ]. ~/ g/ m3 k) D加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* E5 p9 p. c" c: h1 |1 Q多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * ^( Y% e; m- q+ X. B5 C
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真博学,偶像啊。

/ T3 Z/ b$ S, V' v1 Y- q大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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$ r+ G9 \) a" c. E  J/ N, \, |大学教授哦,能不剥削?

4 F9 \7 k" `1 d2 {0 H2 p她是大学教瘦?  s. D" ]  y; |5 d/ ^: y8 A
大学教胖还差不多
8 l' l9 @/ R" l3 R1 x' H她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 n: r: }2 f; B; }% }! M, ]紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 w. ^" R7 _; B: N+ Z- f说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! V7 q7 G* x+ R1 h5 i
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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& ]8 e- U$ z& Z2 A. g. B! x哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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