Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( P6 [2 [, c' m; h1 t, Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# M7 z5 @# ^! N; t. b( z- w" hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! `$ v1 r, _) y8 q# Cyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 J1 r9 a% m$ l- C$ T. v( \. v7 X will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, h9 o3 u2 E5 `- c4 K5 zthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
% g  r' n5 Z/ Z1 {( r0 h- K9 }the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
7 m' ^6 |! M" ~/ x# Wlawyer.

1 Q/ v  l0 U" c+ N" I4 jNow, it's the newfie's turn.

& l) M& X5 u% A& C( h" B5 L7 w' G% CHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) W: a( P. w6 t* wthree legs, and comes down with four?'

1 t: z0 t3 F9 u3 z% p  nThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' B8 t5 Y% R  I  hback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ U7 m* Z, m' T4 c9 A  P9 Ncomes down with four?'

3 S7 J" }7 u0 R' xThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ ?7 C: G+ z9 w  n) K( Cand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

8 W* c# g# f" zLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

6 y! ~5 j1 ~9 H5 t" C, G; r/ E6 O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 G4 a- g( V/ {( B$ C>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ H+ ~) i: J( [% F>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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+ n2 B6 i1 ~. r* ]>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, z3 M- c- E( ]! }>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 [3 f' c: V' p* k3 t8 e1 o. |long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" m: L% B% V$ L7 D* Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. D- Y  `5 M' s, ~. Nthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ V! J9 s$ \& w, V1 {9 H- ?: ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# c; H8 ]9 a/ }* X5 ]: O+ N$ W真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


" |: X3 z: @/ H- o! `
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% p; `- ]! W! k6 k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 M6 r" c. r' v) K真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

2 Q' m8 l7 O- d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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+ B! V! _1 k) [别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
; W% d% u; p" Z1 i1 [1 g: D大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" s- l+ A) P) a  e! Y( F2 t6 h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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+ i0 g* z7 x8 f) i2 {! H哈哈，你们在这开小会呢