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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a/ \5 _4 t/ W. E% U- |+ B5 W
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb8 j! N% `! I1 _; m& J3 c4 o4 l  X
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  f9 k0 n( u  \/ E, N: Othe newfie would like to play a fun game. 4 F4 h8 ]: |# T5 W
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 t( l# K+ L0 n7 m, I$ W3 Kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,; `% I/ w' F5 a- K
you pay me only $5.   A  W' n) @# |" j1 f

% g) `3 {" h0 v3 _/ ? You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I* A% c4 ?: n! C/ b5 C- u6 v" a1 G6 \4 Y
will pay you $500. , R7 G6 x1 \# H% ]' |2 l3 w2 U" |
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep' d! k/ q, f( b# F' O
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.   w4 B  s- }" m% _" O% R1 [" G% u! k
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's# h/ r% W# I; j
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his; n& c- G, |7 H% r
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the8 `( n, F4 W% y7 ~
lawyer.
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0 V" d+ F  p: S* i* b: ?4 ZNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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, E6 s& H. l4 s5 m% f4 Y6 h, oHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with& g2 g# z3 P; |! B% ]
three legs, and comes down with four?' + a5 ~7 [' q* x! K
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour/ m& f3 Q  ~, ?) J
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# e1 T. c. H4 h) p; g$ rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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$ x! ^* l3 S2 A% h' `$ TThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" s! m# ]* @- R* v( t; Q, }wakes the newfie up and asks, . ~. _9 Y$ w2 N( Q3 ~
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and( }6 c. ^! U1 u6 O; j! x' p
comes down with four?' 9 L2 {" o4 B; Q/ K4 }1 ^, S) N

1 U2 x) z5 ]9 O$ A4 \8 F$ rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!% B: s% s9 q+ W! b4 A+ g0 P- V
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 u% h3 u, p: |3 [>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) B& R+ `2 ?. ?- h. n# M! O4 }* G>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the * Z4 o# f/ w+ l
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) S: b' c/ C+ V2 ~( v' `. J>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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4 z3 v# u# d! g& k/ ^>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research - G  z' r2 W1 |- e
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 6 q. K& s# E& S2 f" L
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three. J; P  q$ S# ]! O/ G

6 X/ N" i% Z3 ~. m7 e; w>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 k4 E! v+ ]1 D& u. d, L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ' a# p% O# U- V. R1 d
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 3 ^0 T: B6 Z0 }7 R  W/ k+ L0 i& W
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 7 k, q+ f, m5 b: ]* R
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: D, G' s  \0 Q$ I; E( D
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 @0 v6 }1 O* }7 u4 Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( I+ _9 _, K: W# d0 B; Sthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:6 z9 w' k5 u  t9 _
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
; S# w1 k7 a! }4 R, p好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * L3 C+ P. J+ O' @) ?
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:; M& P6 r& Y$ T, I7 x; w5 {+ z& T
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,' L8 P& r, @% V( Z0 {
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

/ m( p' u* M7 l4 u7 W% g& E真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; Y# p3 _5 _8 `# m" _" Q. K2 t

5 z' N3 z5 {+ r1 p4 J% W" F真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ' n' S# A4 l! k$ i5 u
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全盘接受一下。

3 D; u: `9 ^9 u4 h真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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5 u& ~: O: T  e$ I5 h别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( s$ V5 A7 S% {  T" F0 o; Q$ B, y加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 ^7 q1 K8 G- s
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真博学,偶像啊。

2 t2 E) j+ ~8 v$ s大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 * E; f9 y( }5 \" d
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

( {7 w7 a# k# }+ S她是大学教瘦?1 C$ b$ o; J) {2 q; I+ M# A
大学教胖还差不多
6 k1 `7 E  l! p3 V" j3 m/ P6 T) O她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ L% N  M" x2 ~6 E  D  o8 X紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 ]/ v3 M$ h( }2 w+ F7 G8 @: Z说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 \% {, I- `# C8 o
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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9 w" Y$ @/ I; j' _+ D$ t7 t4 [5 Q哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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