Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. ]( z8 ?9 Y( \8 `5 @" ^8 d9 X' R2 F* hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 V" o5 l! Y7 ^/ D* W" Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; h" h* s$ `2 K/ gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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$ E5 J5 k5 y  A9 e The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 p; D2 S0 ~0 {: t* `3 T; d he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" |' Q0 \! K% y8 mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' i) C$ p0 K  E4 y+ myou pay me only $5.
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5 T, V. D# w3 g% H/ a. c% H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  u8 J* Y' A) {* o/ {: r will pay you $500.
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1 t* S4 x6 ~/ b/ S This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 b* k# N" G' w  lthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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. M1 f# T. `3 l; v/ sThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

+ D) o% @7 G) g+ {  C, FThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( ], Q' q4 c. @6 c8 z2 N5 f- A. L! {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
# h' w- P2 N. E7 S. Zlawyer.
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- \; \7 H6 x+ p! n: I5 y! cNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

2 k8 j, C  k) k1 h' yThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# l5 a9 r; b$ k% f" t; z' uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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: E1 ]$ D+ i, z0 g'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 h6 S6 P! E- o>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

  m5 `' ^+ B8 h7 N' v/ I  v8 i1 j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) W9 X, C! f* |& n& q. T5 f>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  D% I1 v9 Y4 D5 b' l) T>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

" t  I" S" L! z" E8 @7 q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! [  i' {6 I/ g! z) q5 Lthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. r' M6 ?2 @4 @1 ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 a4 U7 Y4 c- Y8 e# j& S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 L8 C4 A; N* U( U3 d: W& \真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

+ [$ C) O/ x& ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

- ^  V+ |: R3 c. M- a7 t3 f8 h别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 J7 R) G! V' Z3 h' C+ ^" P你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# r7 {& ~* S. m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* L6 h0 E/ N7 S( R真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

3 F% J2 c' Z+ l( Z/ t大学教授哦，能不剥削？

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6 ~2 ^6 d& V' M; N% D& c. J大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! }& j+ ~* f5 P* ]3 Y+ x) T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* E% t( k& n9 X8 d% Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢