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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ S0 ?) o8 q7 n. j7 s/ clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 j! A2 t' _: Q4 lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- u. z2 t' x8 F- x1 ^3 Zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- N- B- z: N$ I  L% @ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 {- y2 z' P& d" x& n' t- P lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 B# v, s5 ]9 k# }& n3 Y' |: cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,3 `% `' w7 a* }6 ?# d$ Y/ O. T
you pay me only $5. : i' l' f5 L/ I) }0 C3 o5 C/ A

, i3 u1 z* U( x  c6 l& Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  [' _3 Z& m# G" y will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* j" q# `. t' C5 ?6 fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 1 H: l8 R+ a/ J$ H7 _

3 ^: U+ ]" u+ }0 h8 C. dThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's" N9 A7 W/ H  p( s$ Y3 X
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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7 V) C% ]- ^1 R: ~  _# K7 F' KThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 A9 `: N1 X; |. p& X3 V3 b6 ^( I" Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 x4 B$ [8 C3 u( `- \  olawyer. 8 ^# W8 O9 I: }( N+ B( v" G

8 K8 [: T3 r# b& |# j- o. g& p, tNow, it's the newfie's turn.% F9 }. D- N: P: i! Z; ?$ _: Y

6 _8 c& N2 g8 A5 [He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with8 p9 s) H% x- f' W
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 f9 K2 o8 W7 ?; P/ @: jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( T& h5 e# B& m9 ?the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 t8 a$ [! x1 e1 w! x7 gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 v! g6 W: R% ?+ S2 V6 `/ uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right3 r: E: V! Y4 E0 C5 E4 F; y
back to sleep. : {& h' A/ o9 p+ g# p2 R/ E

9 Z7 m( I, I: @- [5 V  [7 pThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He! @# B& p0 H) P: a$ C6 W0 _1 f
wakes the newfie up and asks, + `$ H7 E8 ^2 ^3 E. X1 g+ ^

2 ^" q* T  J0 o+ C  d! b'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and$ r: @, i( a( [  G
comes down with four?' + S3 Y, D% k; }3 r- A; Y! j

! D* U' H' U' T. TThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 ?/ B- T- E, t$ n  Y( u: tand goes back to sleep.$ [( L' G$ v4 i

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!  \5 y2 Y+ \. `! s$ [9 n1 Y! h7 c
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the- O2 m9 k. M% f; t# k' S' z

8 ?; a& P- t9 U! l6 I/ ]' J9 G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
! A: C, c. J* a. e$ B( d) W6 y  \% D>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  S7 I) ]: L( A8 T' f- i>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 9 o) S" S% M; U: O
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! D4 y6 m$ I" m>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* O% f" ]+ J* J>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ' P& D9 @  t( X: g+ i, Y
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. I( O; i/ k! v0 K, E% `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 7 a: d  @  t, b% D1 `" v/ @
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* ~0 S& d5 q, t" V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 3 {8 @/ _* A) {
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ! O! Z& y+ ~/ X
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ K8 ]9 M/ ^% x1 o9 IA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 t/ M: v4 D7 S, S) X5 klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. W0 ?( x5 E( P& v- Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: J: _' a# z/ ]/ @8 f- F1 Nthe newfie would l ...
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5 t2 H3 k$ ^' y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
! q" S9 M4 T+ ?2 D( ]2 G“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
8 b; A! A3 a: k8 ]好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . q% T* r. u  l3 \7 o& ~
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 ]* Q  O/ N8 f' f% q- R真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 # P7 u% S: @/ a6 Q/ r- a7 y
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" T" g4 C# m* U2 s% T+ `& Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
2 L; {+ I# U, A+ f! k0 @. q5 G“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
9 Z7 _# n2 i7 e' p% ]- M" S好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

" x, n$ X) H# i" ^% z3 f真聪明,偶像啊
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 8 }! u2 s0 d+ o

: V) e$ o) D3 S2 [' m# D7 U* y& v真聪明,偶像啊
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6 Q% G' n. [: D; {5 _1 @全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

; b# P: ?& u) X+ p+ b6 j真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ) ~, W& v4 x" V3 D. x7 J0 K

0 u2 {  g, a/ C/ y; p( z1 ^3 i: R真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

' J- P( r3 U3 r; P, H( _你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 / Q& a2 n, `* c3 s+ }
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% u. B' F, ^8 C4 v5 E/ ~! M8 h9 Q多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 9 I0 m/ e# t. U; i( w' s# w* P' O0 y% ]

# T9 W# q1 r0 W3 h7 [" T& w. f真博学,偶像啊。

3 u; x& T0 s' k+ z2 b5 r大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?/ K0 w. ~: e  N) D* O' u! K
大学教胖还差不多
3 ^6 h+ P/ b. [8 i- \! o, d/ r她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ( H5 m( R: O1 f* w3 f. e
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' A; Z0 S* n: e说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + @. h: K1 B. j+ r6 W9 v8 Q# N1 O6 l
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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. a  j. R, c$ C. V0 N哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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