Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 O" {& U) H7 r/ Z% B2 ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; ]. v5 K" \% p5 \  W: uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
: @. V; |  H  B; z0 G. p+ W5 Q' K( l The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# u  H; t& Y2 j) @9 j: Z  v; h% n he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( V% X# o# P. l" @) u5 a lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 L  C: @. x9 P9 L" p) N; yyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

/ \% I( l) ?& D4 p) _  q6 c  WThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
! T/ R6 c! q7 a4 P' J$ n+ ilawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

- t+ |9 V* p/ i' [0 yThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' U+ i- F7 C/ zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 b1 I9 A4 F- U% S0 ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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/ V) z, W2 ~0 WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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  P" t' x9 O4 E: J* M'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 _& Z9 q- r" o* G" f' ]>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, s9 F9 p5 b! H4 H0 ~" K>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 I* U( K' [7 ^! T6 ~7 M; r>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

: [% r$ y  O: _" ?! E' [; Q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. k/ e$ S5 t0 }>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 S4 Q2 k' ]5 H( {6 W>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# l# l! G* R7 y+ G>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 x) b* t8 S# ^! x# [3 bA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, g: G  k( ^% g5 f6 d3 _  w. Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' t5 e! k/ b) e! d9 h5 p7 Fthe newfie would l ...

! j. b) v9 z4 Y2 s* s- ?# h5 h
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( e/ T# K1 s4 X' q- h1 T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 T* S* k* [& D, \7 H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' w4 J0 r0 F0 d/ Y, X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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$ ~3 w% W: b1 R4 Z! K, D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 W1 w( ?. f+ u0 T. z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 F2 u% T1 ?0 Q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( }8 [6 E# H5 l5 X5 V真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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- _- s* D) G, r& C' I2 E别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


& S9 Y: V$ J& D
: Y+ w" [% l! \" D# f! t别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 A  P% Y# C# s9 q1 u9 W你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: F$ E: o6 s* y$ H/ u  k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ Z+ Y  ]8 ^: r2 e! W多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

8 W0 e" d3 M% X9 o! q; S- r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

9 r6 Y4 b$ Q) I/ K5 e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) g7 Y" q" z7 V" x5 z8 g, Z她是大学教瘦？
0 @# u5 _7 g# O# p7 T; c( M& m3 ^5 a大学教胖还差不多
, n# V! _) N% I- N' }+ v: w2 S  y) R她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ b  F6 f# s& @# _5 F说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢