Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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, x! V2 Q( D3 e8 _( p0 Rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" @' {* g  a( w8 r) y! o- G he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 l+ D$ c7 f* r6 _/ F: E) p lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 J7 |& H5 V) C; i4 gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

# C( \7 O8 R, D% G3 ]  y- PThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

2 w' B5 W* i8 ?5 ~+ G% `2 P* I9 V- |The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ H& f9 o+ z9 f- u6 |hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 m. t" Q# C: m1 W% o5 d/ g1 Owakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" u( {2 T8 M3 I>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. a% K' |, c" C+ h6 s5 c8 A8 j/ r>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

2 ?/ f+ T$ V2 l- @0 j$ u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 A$ U- G: R) ]0 t& X1 x>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; n) S5 l) ]+ y( ?. F7 P8 J>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# x/ b; x: X% |& H& S" j>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; Q4 s+ M0 E' s% W) A>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( k4 p) s- Q; t# B& P9 H* j* t3 i) mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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0 x; ~2 C2 M6 @  O: T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# G. r" t/ K0 R- T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 s( {  f: X9 H真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

+ \0 d$ C& f  A" \9 s全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


5 X/ A7 J* J# }0 ]/ L+ X全盘接受一下。

3 e' ?& c+ ]$ ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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6 g& a* O/ ^( o. O别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 h6 C2 v7 }0 J" V$ p  L你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& h* v* E; }; h: p" W加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 }9 Y; [. S" ^& S多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% Y) [2 t  r/ l5 x真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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6 g7 ^: ^) }/ f1 k* G. g6 ?哈哈，你们在这开小会呢