Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, k3 c6 l* J5 |6 {' athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; W8 _7 L# R, _ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" o5 v8 H3 i- |! e" R he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" z/ e" c  L+ D& C0 y3 \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  s0 D" ~; X  S' X1 y5 y- k' bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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  {* T8 }: B! Z: Q* _  H This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 |! `+ i+ R5 r$ Y6 x  ^1 bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

, e/ z' |' A2 a; X' tNow, it's the newfie's turn.

6 A6 V/ S: n! m' ZHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) i! ~2 D+ j" |( D- E. l0 ^) mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ }/ Q' ~- `- v, c& x4 Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( Y/ P5 C$ a9 Fwakes the newfie up and asks,

0 S5 R* |1 a' D7 J2 S'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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9 ~' f4 A5 q1 E/ Q  C8 uThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

5 [  p* f) u/ n' K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' C4 M7 W( `: R# X. U/ B>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) ]2 R8 }, y+ q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# X1 T9 U1 L) B7 \  H- N6 W>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
9 d! J7 w2 @* W( e2 _2 A) ]>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 n, i! V0 E, n  I% c5 |: v9 p>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

$ P" p9 x5 r) [$ [* ~>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 s; j( P/ M. h/ l. C9 t  N( i/ R>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# C% l& X, D6 q1 P6 h>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 n& v+ O* j/ t$ e) U: ]" h6 ^8 CA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 x/ Y3 J8 k9 k- n$ l, Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 u: y1 T1 b6 t6 W9 e  U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ |( M2 V! o5 {" s% T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 v+ B! Z, P& a3 j) n3 d! z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: k) Q6 Z+ D9 `+ \“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 H) r  G/ F9 C6 E9 ]% G2 Y9 |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( n$ t3 x9 T& r" F7 z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 K+ x' s7 p& {8 r5 V5 j( c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 K, T) g; P- W+ M; i5 Q- r4 ]多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
: W0 v7 R. [' W7 M她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- c- F7 T9 c; [$ i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ q- c6 q6 p0 c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢