Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 [& t8 N" h* b& k7 zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; q2 F  x2 `9 N2 |) C will pay you $500.
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6 G  E0 q2 S7 U1 L8 \8 p7 j' \ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; w0 G8 }, [' \2 q; vthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 R' O2 b; E/ C8 Sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

: j( [0 \) s5 L4 @" YThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

1 g) z0 ?- U4 K' s+ m+ D6 aNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

) V( ]+ v7 B0 M! E9 f, b$ a# `The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; |0 e( u6 e( Zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 I# ~2 m( C) Z, A. Ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* r. S9 U5 g9 @' c* L- ]wakes the newfie up and asks,

& ^  [8 M$ a/ z: Q& g'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# C& i' H; q  k7 n1 l3 h# f2 p, lcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 I$ L- W, C7 L* G6 s/ gand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

: l7 ?3 i) x2 c+ e7 ZLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* n) I8 O! z' G, g$ I# z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 ^2 w" Z. _) x>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

; j' B! @8 ^* q  i% k) a2 _1 M>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" t  _/ Q' ~* p$ o1 L( P>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# i; q6 B& M1 X3 F, L- Y' n5 N>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 F0 [3 e5 t4 D5 W% a; X>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
# P- q* c0 p7 m: p; ]$ E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ B2 r( K+ ^0 L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- V9 V) g/ q2 y1 P# W. I  D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" k/ M; p2 D# j6 \# C: O真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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4 N' i/ @$ v) |: v. p: [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 U2 l2 f" E+ ?% {/ D! ^0 k0 A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

2 Y! ]# R! T4 G+ B# i! d! ?1 d* p全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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+ T  M$ _6 g. h" L& M全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

3 _- d! @# h  d1 V1 H8 }真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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% w! x& A$ M) _5 `8 V& d6 s! Y$ L别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) |' [& p! `  y* C9 Z6 Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  o3 s" g& V, t" u多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 A+ k. a# i8 w) s9 D: Z& [她是大学教瘦？
. N8 l' \8 o: S大学教胖还差不多
3 r7 a- C9 ~1 F她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 S5 Q8 h) n3 X" D+ u9 d7 ^7 w# E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 R, r* ?2 P0 P& a# G3 K* F8 H% J说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& g, q8 B# `; |紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢