Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. P. e  X  M: Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 u3 b' e9 v+ j) D' p7 |2 e! k. [the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
! h! Y' K6 N' P# ~  ~+ J The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

- h1 k: p$ w* C- A' n/ G5 l. s You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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+ x9 E- B7 Z; w9 ~6 TThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 f4 P6 [+ h( H6 M8 R7 W: o0 N4 O+ \pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
0 |& V/ C" h9 G: Q# J1 d$ O7 ~) plawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  B. c- c& p; O; q9 X7 g- Nthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 l/ ]3 C. r# Sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ a6 |- n1 W$ G$ y' h  a& Sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

/ C2 M# @( [6 b) h6 Z# Z5 vThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' F) q8 p* d7 P. N( c4 {>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% g9 |# T* A" i5 p" ^& ^/ D9 d" m>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! o3 W7 f$ \- h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

6 a9 z+ C0 G: ?; I0 d  j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: U0 T" w  b. _; e* L>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, I5 E% V. m" `& r/ m" M( W>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

3 z% z: E2 F5 x>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; S$ V3 z# _- Z! H9 o4 \>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ b3 t, ^' {6 T6 _+ j% X$ R" pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 ]! X" m# t4 Z1 I0 `  u: Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: \$ I- j6 p+ N6 w  X* W' [9 Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

8 ?3 h/ A/ O* L0 M: f4 J8 v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 x& m* I, M. Z! d* g+ n2 }4 j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: y7 f* u5 R' P  t7 I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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, \2 A. K6 @& I4 _' D* D  d% I好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 `" N3 W, _1 z: x; V" l3 o( n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 s( ~1 V, F$ B1 Y真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


3 y% g! o! l1 [; D7 W3 l# x全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

/ ]2 y) r% g1 V2 v7 \0 D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) S* q) U9 K! F3 X, ]5 c9 o别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


$ b, b, i+ M8 j- {9 x3 u/ L% |6 t& ?
: j% ^# S0 h5 Z$ b) L别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 l) J3 N; j( R你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ @; Z8 ?, K& O! l* `8 w& v0 e多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

2 `  R7 p6 x% E4 k  V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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0 E' i; _* @# K& W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
1 w# z* R- P, e" n大学教胖还差不多
  X# y/ p3 z; |/ w她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 Z$ q3 Z5 x' T/ N+ Z% Q3 \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢