Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 u; f  H/ q& @/ i" \the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* m; Z: g" d" u; x4 y/ S he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

3 q7 L- X9 z0 p7 i You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" I  x; P: V: p6 {, R! g+ U/ i) {the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

9 V5 n" {/ F% ^/ b$ dThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
6 F' c, d" k" k% T, A4 R$ o; O* D4 ?
' T& Y: a9 s% Q  ?  R: _Now, it's the newfie's turn.

/ q. y% w$ q: H) f! n0 N( x  b3 XHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# K' q6 |' T1 g  l, c: n6 z+ l" Mthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 `( h- D- h: l1 [1 ]references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 L& G$ q6 |8 L; F; c5 |( Bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. s: D; }0 W  w0 E8 e) T' C* vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& `; u. V& T9 A. e2 k5 Oback to sleep.
: `; S/ E2 Q: r& i
' s3 N/ u: F% U0 w5 D3 ?The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

9 @: `3 S4 }+ i/ }- g'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
2 G8 d, a5 `0 a1 m; V* ~! B
The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
: I2 `0 F8 m" l3 |and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
& \5 h9 D) G1 v4 m5 O2 d7 A" k
3 t- T( t* C4 x' X) }" Z9 }$ `" R$ YLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 t% s% u' y- M8 M' o: z  O>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 A' Q1 @9 M: D  R2 c>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% ?3 w" Z. n; {) m1 A& J>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
. ^9 l1 J5 j, x" r- U
. l% O9 p- }7 E# f. ?! w. G, a>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. h8 c$ J' z; L* w/ q% C  z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
' a& J) Y* T8 s. y# |# W+ B  Z
>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* O! g! s6 g# m: @3 ~>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) m) c# ^' a7 K>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

rstu491

金山毒霸下载免费金山毒霸wps办公软件杀毒软件金山毒霸下载~!！!~!!~

老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( Z7 H- h) X0 VA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: y) q0 t& b- sthe newfie would l ...

; u7 N  e$ }, W1 Q
1 l0 V7 a  t5 _, ^
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) v2 P. V1 L% U  M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
7 l& H" F( Q$ c# Z$ `; a$ d& Q

4 o& R7 E6 t1 w% Y8 _& L2 N
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& x0 n, E7 D& i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

8 \. j' V! o2 [1 S$ |5 L) u/ p5 Z  ^; v
, s2 m4 X3 z+ U& b全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
# D2 w) u. `/ L) }/ @

全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

1 P5 K! n" t, H* z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

' \6 @9 e1 j0 R3 Q/ \4 e
8 j, f2 t' ?% g
0 o$ i4 ]2 P* Y0 v: O6 G别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
! ?6 Y# j( f3 y9 `  M

4 C9 a" O: {: _9 e+ I+ B: p  f' p
别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
" }, c; [/ h  N0 I7 k
& ^" k! U$ z9 g$ B) N  g真博学，偶像啊。

$ o; c$ O" i4 W" Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
! w/ ]% R& P3 U% ]$ R
大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
( A) K0 [) Y2 |7 J4 B她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. }; q7 }. p( U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢