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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ ]& P# Y; I/ Fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ L9 [5 I3 b% g6 a The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so. }- K% _- r5 T# K
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The) N& @2 N& a6 y' H
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% A$ I0 y% V5 W$ l0 E/ H  U' gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,. u& {2 E7 A. W( r' i/ b. l
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I9 E( e* O4 t% z+ N2 \+ g
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep, ^# n. a7 Z% {3 ^7 ~0 u
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.   K0 H9 q# ?& s$ U/ Y

  H+ Y9 P, Z/ [/ g8 Y! P& HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 D) ]. C, J4 N6 P2 Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ X* N% M" t# z4 g3 lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 {* E7 g+ n* H* gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 t1 G% x3 N" Z2 ]. I9 o2 k+ B7 _of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and9 e7 w& p, Y& m$ H% r8 r
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# \9 s/ A+ ^) b9 x! |! t! }  Qback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! {2 O0 m7 }) T8 Ywakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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& Q" t6 i2 I. Z& h  BThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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, v. L* o5 \; C. o5 Y5 \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 u& J1 {# K# k, ?& Z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 s; y; V+ w3 f# a! T6 T>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ' a1 k# r' v2 x# e
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 S' d9 H2 }2 [3 t0 o( Z+ X; [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct+ n+ c$ Z+ y7 o$ E7 b1 }) x3 i- S
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 a5 d4 b2 v1 D>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- y1 {1 X* s3 o1 z4 A, z4 j. P) M; w6 \>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 q& j; I& F" O& e  L>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, " H, `% S6 @* e+ S+ N
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three5 l+ `/ t. o6 N! n$ ?" z+ }
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's . k* K) N' D, |8 `) O# q$ M
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
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>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 - G7 E. E  ?# d3 [
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a1 p& U# U1 k" ]% Q7 X
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ a4 |4 N) D; e3 Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 o& s& d' G3 @the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
% H2 G( I1 R* l“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,7 ?8 s: S  R2 z  M7 u; X1 A
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 4 l% {- i+ h, m8 `# x
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, z$ T& ]2 f5 X) P真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ) c8 O0 n- {' h* p( E- w3 a7 S' n7 _

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
$ D/ |$ W0 \3 O) }# ^“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,+ T( p2 d5 p* Z9 R8 T
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

2 o2 g( t- ^8 H4 U真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 : Q4 y; L& X4 @$ r/ `. K" \; h/ k& F
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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2 i5 D3 |* Z' w% w. L  P! W, N0 S" ^别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 7 x2 ?" M1 R  d5 }* Y: a/ f

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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 E6 I- v* l' d+ X5 U* N" p加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% }; q9 p# b* K& x多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" ]3 v- b6 {0 C8 W: w& S真博学,偶像啊。

; E) v5 v4 \; }大学教授哦,能不剥削?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 9 q: E6 B7 ?$ c
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( c* l6 |+ O/ [2 F. Y0 |) W. v2 T紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' m( q; T% K! A. a7 x6 I说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 {  B: R6 g- ?3 N7 u紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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. s/ @4 b4 W' C; l哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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