Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* _( S  N  u3 zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
( s( O* a3 _4 K* X5 D# i The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
; P3 w5 R3 }: G4 x, o3 }% Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) X% p3 a/ c0 J, c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" o7 k' {; w6 o1 Fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ f( @/ [3 r  pyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

- d$ K/ V* R3 _3 a* Z0 ]2 ~. ^" Y# K This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ q8 ?2 b* i. {4 v2 gthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( L+ E4 z4 R% a, {' Fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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" Z& f/ u/ R3 ]8 ?- YNow, it's the newfie's turn.

  {  ^  L: A% OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% c, T! ]2 j$ [$ o8 o2 Y: Vthree legs, and comes down with four?'

+ d% T* P- O" qThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( j9 l0 C! d, q/ B0 Y# V8 Uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( Q" O$ s. h$ o, B( @back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
1 u2 _3 y9 b, m7 ^- J% T  acomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
  A! s4 E- H$ Z" G1 Land goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

8 T" j2 T' S* a! `Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 [8 U& J- }* P* u; n' V! d! |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" z2 `8 j5 P% C/ r) t>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: L0 w0 J9 f' _# @, `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) N$ `6 R, a3 B6 p; i>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ X( i% `$ Y/ i3 G>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" @4 R( z2 s! W% K1 [, Z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  V6 D8 O: X2 Y% ?9 N) ^5 g- J>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, x( c! C6 ?: s, h# j7 s+ Z4 V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* }2 A5 T, |$ t6 J1 p& s>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' W6 M8 x- P4 Z/ F3 ^6 b4 T' e1 GA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' j5 i  ^2 Y! n4 v“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, E( p. f# R3 w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 A9 R' J0 d, U' Y! W/ t真聪明，偶像啊

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+ f7 t- q, o, B全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

9 \7 \/ G  f7 H& C  h
' L" K8 w& ]. Y全盘接受一下。

( e2 k4 g9 `: j! ^+ c% f; n& X% A) b, T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

7 K0 m' \" g5 n; f: \  g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

# a  j6 z* w1 S. a. Z! p别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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) n4 n4 l2 D2 Z: g0 [% `别把我往坏路上领啊。

* a8 {* x, D0 {  T3 n你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 U& Q$ Z1 P- |4 K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ O1 A; \3 ?! p- {) M& W/ s真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 S! S* G/ i( O- @6 `* f7 O" S她是大学教瘦？
% z  p3 o8 N" L. G5 |" w$ V( j4 e大学教胖还差不多
+ _* V2 o' B* [  O; h她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ e9 a. F5 T4 U& @1 g说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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$ A' w- Z% S; w" }哈哈，你们在这开小会呢