Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 e% n8 U! M, L0 V: {% k1 Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
3 K! ~. A3 o# @* K: y9 D/ C4 t The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 W/ N. A3 C" S0 g+ w he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( g- E: B1 p3 B9 ^3 W7 A- o, w lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: w3 F' q$ a" W8 _you pay me only $5.

! P) R3 X& j& `! W; @ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( L! ]  s/ P2 k0 V/ k2 X will pay you $500.
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; m+ H$ \/ B) f9 E: ^ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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& `/ y; x$ r, Q: Q- {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# v, ]% A1 F" ?2 O; Ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

0 H% t( h0 b! o% H0 M9 z$ kThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ [/ A. e' d  _5 l: i+ \references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' n8 m4 w. V$ J: q3 fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( K$ y# s4 y5 Z( Q4 a* _back to sleep.
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: H3 C; X- q6 [The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 f9 g9 V7 e; k8 v/ g2 ^and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

# }* i# V! A: z/ G1 q3 D1 g% G- g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) Z; e. O& l. B) t6 o>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! V0 ?% g0 a6 ?>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) M9 G2 I" T" X4 a9 c>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( V; D6 [: W5 Y- r! y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

* ]% V# ^* ?, n% v& P>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 V% ~7 S9 a# G0 W6 g8 `3 m! D" I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; E3 s. L0 Y, P>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: G' r6 G! b# M1 G: b) v% jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" s: G8 {0 b# i- k3 d& rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& g: R9 N* L. l7 i& @the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  g0 f& G7 b( s3 R- e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 U4 b4 s5 I2 h+ v9 @真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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4 K. Z3 ?; x" D/ D( o  I! Z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ [2 m9 k2 F0 j  r# ~别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 U7 Y9 `7 H, V1 `你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 q6 K0 y+ C/ ^+ [, F; j4 D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 W" \$ V* S6 Q' c3 ], R真博学，偶像啊。

+ y) w) i) c, i% l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 y6 u3 Z+ K% Q; O7 J; M她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
1 q1 G: t7 c9 j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 Y8 ^! ^& B8 C6 s9 z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢