Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
4 k: T3 U( O/ j# E The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- t5 r, L4 M( rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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8 D! O: _8 S  X1 N1 [2 _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 W- D$ P& x( G6 I$ bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

4 w2 ?5 c* @5 b. iHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

% g. H0 h, F5 x! \' TThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' ?7 D' N2 }6 }8 f, ~6 Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' O, z; b# P9 F1 U7 f' m3 G# J5 jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 z) p2 A" n  L* e& J$ k* Yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
: J9 F8 {7 e& vback to sleep.
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7 R9 `; z' P. J# [- n( M4 [2 HThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* G  z+ W1 O/ O3 E# p1 hwakes the newfie up and asks,

3 |. z& {! f. S'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- ]6 G/ x/ ~" V; Z+ r* ?comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, \% ~/ z& o9 }+ M0 Cand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

" e6 X. V8 Q4 P$ D! v" e' ~+ U- ?Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- }% G) Q. k% H$ G>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 B/ g* e3 F( G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ k5 ^, P: ~% E6 E- t; b>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

) c3 E! P- F1 d1 y) d# y( w  j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" F! p; B8 q' j) v) n  H>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% d$ U  R, X( b. U9 P>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

' F' E' Z# V5 a; `! |1 M>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 ]% i6 a  A$ t  h>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' v) Z/ U2 R& }  R# ?>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* r! v! Z+ Y* ]; g9 `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 l& o8 _" o- hthe newfie would l ...

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" K* e  e3 v+ ~; x9 r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 ?: N* i, y8 s9 k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 }7 l; Z2 E8 J/ O+ V& _% b真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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9 E# M5 |! @- I; d8 F0 ?3 b# c好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) n7 V. {! u5 k2 d8 l1 E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! _0 A  O6 @# P/ p; D! F8 p好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 z4 m7 U5 {9 L4 ?0 _真聪明，偶像啊

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$ O$ V: V) {9 Z- [) i* W# R3 h. r全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

( j8 d. ], K8 F1 g! Q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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8 `! n  Y! [4 t- B别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 ~* }0 A+ {1 e9 c0 d真博学，偶像啊。

. B8 }( z* J- t. `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
8 I4 [0 g- y- u6 Q# F; X$ n& g% x- S大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ o. w4 R6 @2 j# O0 s& \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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