Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: M7 B: p7 j2 d, s& O& ~# ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' G/ E* ~; D' w' O* M he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 t- Y2 k0 o: `! w1 L! G% Iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

7 I; `# z( n  T( O) H, P$ { You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. J3 O" {( ?5 X! ]* E will pay you $500.

  f( [: G6 t' q1 ` This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 m9 i( o* s8 d/ E$ I. uThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. ^3 w* R4 s; V# p8 m* h. {the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 e  k# L: m" h4 Y$ S6 q7 i/ B# _pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

$ Z8 e3 ?& K) k. _+ E# tHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
& ]! ~, v9 E6 ]- ]references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  @5 n) r' T8 _, Gback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 [4 h1 M+ Y) r3 Z0 z: P5 ~wakes the newfie up and asks,
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4 y! \' A. b. l, n5 Y' Z4 ]'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
+ [& M) C; S" `- |# ]/ o- t; p# @comes down with four?'

& U0 z9 o. G, f1 ^* w& ?* _The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
4 K) N% h2 Q2 _, R3 \" v% T! Vand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' I2 P% q  w+ @3 v7 C- n/ {+ k>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

  U, j$ a' j, K+ o  O+ q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ v& g. z5 V: H7 \& N5 f7 Y4 L! a>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# y* a: O9 d1 G6 w* g>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 M7 B- Q. v: O* Q  y* R, \+ ?* K>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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  j3 Z! R3 B' D" Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; `. e) C( H, \+ i/ Z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( L' [" P) ~3 f, J& d) E0 W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 @; K+ n2 Y& J4 d% K>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: v) s8 U& S  q6 H! I4 n& ]2 oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 a/ ^! C1 \/ d$ e6 S/ ~& Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 ], d6 H5 o. b9 P2 Q" |the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) K, u2 w: [" [6 i* o. V, G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ {$ v2 `$ r! s加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 D7 b& i0 U5 m* T" S“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* X4 [2 K, g! e) r: v9 ?& v5 V/ m真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 w4 O5 P7 N' R7 p0 V: i6 y真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 @( V* M& Z( u/ d3 H全盘接受一下。

7 i! g! F/ M5 R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ ~+ B1 i# n% b+ H5 _: y! \1 c你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 A( R5 T- L! j加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

6 N: Y$ P+ }8 ~: ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 i, K; |7 c1 m% _* r她是大学教瘦？
4 z9 w, s6 B  `! g大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# ~, i# l, X7 g8 g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 L3 }  z; F2 y1 A! g9 R% Q, ?; C, D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) _, n; L0 r: v0 t. o) o哈哈，你们在这开小会呢