Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ G2 a  J- H$ L3 e! c6 ]9 c' H8 zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 \$ a5 q* U4 u3 ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

( ^0 x7 w/ k$ x You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
0 G" ]' v$ x. N) U7 T1 l5 g; K will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

& m: D& n* D9 }The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

4 O8 l* E0 x" n, T- ], v9 CNow, it's the newfie's turn.

" x1 N: F% J; `( fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; U1 Q  ^' W$ l: dthree legs, and comes down with four?'

" X% {! u& ^3 ^) |The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* V1 u$ S6 J6 r% p; c0 freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ I+ J3 i4 F5 @7 g0 M' cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- ]# J# `3 \2 c$ uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ ^6 f( |- c5 s5 m+ M0 D5 dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
" d% ?# z! T' r- E: x+ Z& D- Aback to sleep.
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9 c8 D1 e: O7 [* iThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 \- l2 h4 B- A+ o+ mwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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# n  s4 v+ J) h& h/ m1 vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

4 k2 k+ }! t$ R" Y/ F" X% O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' @4 l) ]1 s- d" m1 m1 J>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, u! J, \+ P8 }- L>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& f( C5 A) @8 [4 [& M$ A>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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6 I+ G( K- j; v4 w$ O' ]0 I>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% D0 t* Q9 a1 D: w>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% B- m+ p  L- c; n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" Y: K6 \8 r' ~& w: z5 C% gA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 V) n9 K2 E0 u3 d. Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 U) P3 a) B6 y, [! P! ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& w  ]. j2 e$ h3 C$ L( D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' E0 p. K1 E1 H; i/ g0 }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. q3 `' y8 Y: a4 h1 Z真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

/ y" i6 ^8 _$ y8 t7 J0 M! B) v- l" J! W真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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. M6 v  ]  Z4 a$ s3 S别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! r8 v/ h5 V6 ]( o真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 ^( f' v2 a: F% c, |$ ?# i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, h2 C( [4 _$ r6 k说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 _& |' U: w7 g: g- m1 Q哈哈，你们在这开小会呢