Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' W8 }3 ~- z+ Y* r+ xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, L2 I# Y' E0 I; T$ L2 Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& L+ T; m; t. ?/ a: b. l( a/ E4 pthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# \  @5 z$ y, q* t) Z, |5 d2 o he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 N% _7 ?) \: x lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 J0 A2 v; @6 X9 P( ^/ j* `ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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0 l. I" n& t- D* k* \& n You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 z; @  C. V( y: F  r7 } will pay you $500.

/ c8 }+ z% h( o) v; C6 J* A7 k This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ h# w: ]& O  T$ X; s+ ?) c0 Y( @the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

: ]' T8 H) W8 S( F7 p5 [The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ ^4 b! h% ]+ ]) G% g% l6 |pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 W% |. H2 j2 H/ B2 H9 p6 F/ |lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! Z& h* X8 }5 `+ O( ithree legs, and comes down with four?'

, w9 b' B  l! ]$ a$ _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 P* O: N& F' Qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( t, w- B* q* t+ U7 s$ I6 d' A/ Hback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 x6 W2 w  l5 {* f* z% H% f* mwakes the newfie up and asks,
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/ x% `: p3 s! n5 z- G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 ~" [- D  d/ y; \" O, D>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ W. ^0 g, ^) h>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- ^. {7 o" {6 }0 {, J>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& X! V3 L- a: j( S" e1 p' v>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: y% Z' l/ H4 }( Z7 A. i>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- x+ u# {5 ^/ w. f& x>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 y. q8 |6 b  A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: g3 U1 A$ Y* I2 d; a+ [+ Q0 _>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" ~8 I3 \) M8 Y" J( U% p$ mA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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+ o$ x) _2 f  c% o" j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( [/ z, B" g3 _) s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, N, g, J6 d$ M1 V+ O$ `1 P好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 _2 ?" U$ H" n3 \/ s0 u; l真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" d/ F& M7 Q4 P4 X% v& {% l真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% V" O" M& s/ X. n; R( F真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

8 T- v  n* X; a: o- G0 J3 @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

5 r/ H5 `+ c+ e* P( j5 v% m/ E8 }8 y1 y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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0 L4 H& o- J$ w7 Y( v1 }别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 Q7 X/ _8 H6 I) a) D( U  u你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 A& x" @4 }0 C' a/ H# g多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

$ k. @% q# T- I* k1 ~8 `/ |' R/ {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

, P% h# b  }9 ~9 I她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
' n) i: k0 b4 F: s. A她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% U* [/ s0 q- G2 w+ }  `0 H说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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