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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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4 p( R) b7 {; nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 l/ m* B. w2 K+ T( D, d7 ]3 d# Dthe newfie would like to play a fun game. # u4 \/ K" u3 O0 u9 q8 z
  
, O( A( o' \: o/ K, M/ ^( h% O% V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( g3 h! g" F9 O& p) } he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; p; K/ L+ C/ V6 N: f. t5 D0 b lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 p8 u. Z1 {2 U, F( Yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,+ A4 _" j( N+ Q3 t
you pay me only $5.
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6 x/ \0 l1 l9 |0 g4 X* L; b( O% m You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 L* K  S0 Q9 \7 O6 s9 I will pay you $500. 6 o' s- V* n2 ]# K' U6 L! m
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's3 p* s4 W, {8 M/ _# {1 A
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- t# c+ E4 ^5 @" l& EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ [/ k, x% p9 v( t& h7 x- R& Fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 C, V" R# S) e: X0 x( klawyer.
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4 L& G- M, d9 P, qNow, it's the newfie's turn.$ U0 h& c- `% N: v+ h7 s5 M4 b% L

* y. s/ w! }0 ^" j4 `' X5 sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with3 I2 o0 x* |7 M7 y0 i
three legs, and comes down with four?' , n# t8 h$ ?) k; n
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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$ w1 H/ w) j% Y9 j0 \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour9 O  S3 ?, d7 y/ z7 w0 ]" G5 f9 V
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; [" P9 ?6 L6 D7 x! ~hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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) k7 [0 x6 D- J* J7 R( _6 G+ d# v'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and+ f3 G( m1 {8 [6 v
comes down with four?'
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5 i# T  Y' B% P. R, o! t4 V- ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!  J8 f9 l0 l. `$ s* q2 ?
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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% B# {3 H! S! b2 S4 K/ s+ g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& Y( r; a  ^  j4 z; M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ X% A$ c" g5 ]3 S  O8 ]>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 7 w) i2 R% E# M
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 6 O& D6 H$ z7 I( H7 {# d% k- c
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research - @+ K7 |% u+ A, ^$ M1 u) `
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ' t9 }# ]8 x9 a0 i: v( _
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 3 T& X% U2 l7 j* p, F$ Q/ E8 B# c, T
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 V# a) y0 P- c>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three# f6 `# _9 E8 ^( |( X. B
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  c5 X  V' }# [+ w>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ( I/ E3 m' Q5 g4 @% b
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 4 @* Q2 {, Z( {
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 0 W* W0 n. A6 z5 Q8 m
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:2 Q) {" {5 L- H* b# {& O
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,# ?0 I- w5 W+ ^$ e1 `' F+ F; }$ z, F0 s
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 G( J& x. l9 J7 e  r加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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7 g, w/ R$ s/ c9 A$ W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:) o: h6 s: n1 x8 _' J8 P/ [
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
# _- w& J. g& x+ G" i好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 t" `' C) l( j6 H

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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 ^' j5 @& H, |# i6 K( ^- X  s别把我往坏路上领啊。

! @! C. [) `% w) `你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   W4 A2 G1 v* U. P# Y
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?* g6 N+ y( |# S  Z. S
大学教胖还差不多 # z& q- g  t# X. g
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ ~4 a5 f( ^6 s1 d" R' J紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& W8 |1 h+ o1 I说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; u: l- F( h: H% F
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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