Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 T' j5 n% X8 flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; k# e7 [0 A& M8 n! T& T  pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. N: [- g; u' K$ r/ U0 g9 U% j, Othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) p5 b  S7 W  f) @( T3 }. q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) Y! H1 ~4 ~) |, L# R lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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6 K( d2 ?  R, ~% ? You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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8 g" V/ D0 p* ?) z. U This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

/ L4 J6 h1 H- B0 i3 d5 f, WThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

. y- e. [6 t0 o# z8 f  {5 S! W2 sThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; E' `9 W) N3 h, A: C( ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

  o8 e* e7 H, Y/ P! [! p4 fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

9 g7 f' ~) `( I3 L/ FThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. f# [1 f2 b  ~7 p/ d/ p! Hreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* e+ X6 W& F- {$ b& _& xwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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3 S4 i' c8 s8 n" YThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
8 ~* O7 q9 S2 I3 Y" Qand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

+ A& K1 {; ?/ u* O8 B: K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

; d* J2 Z/ W. ]$ r1 v  a  P$ L; r5 A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
: u% a* j' h* L' C$ _/ ?>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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1 \8 R7 O6 _% v3 `. ~>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 V- }" E9 {9 X' j! v. U>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 i) X/ ~% y+ P, A1 d3 q5 rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* ]: Y- d8 X2 K: Z- A' ]/ bthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( f7 v  w; u  d( B0 N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



7 B! S# {4 i9 V4 j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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3 H( [1 [8 Z, n1 b' c: ]$ b1 |' h& v全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

4 @$ v6 {% e% ?5 h9 P5 O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

2 X, _- Y6 u/ y; I) P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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7 c! x; F# ]* ^, O别把我往坏路上领啊。

: p0 s1 X* F8 ^. F; r+ R3 u- }你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: K" N+ H* c4 |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

0 p: ?" L  j1 G  x- e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
/ B4 N4 o+ d8 ?& r9 Y大学教胖还差不多
  P% l3 E1 s4 S8 r2 f7 I9 {- \她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 c) j# p2 m3 W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 W% d6 q0 a4 u$ {& p3 U哈哈，你们在这开小会呢