Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
4 u6 a0 J/ E  X  S# m+ n) [ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 g5 Q- [4 a0 Y8 h- r lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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0 z( {5 ^: t9 E! }/ g- }/ b) H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  {# V4 Y4 c; {the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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. U( v8 i/ t& NThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. P% F% N) g6 W2 bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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3 W8 ?% H% |1 s7 W# JThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

% e; R. i8 t6 eNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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, a5 n6 ?( [8 }3 r$ t$ B& R/ b; pHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* `+ Q* I; ]) K  A, Vthree legs, and comes down with four?'

! ^) P3 M" z0 u+ _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! }6 x6 |* h: s9 {5 Oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- F' M  R  n  Z" C) X/ |hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, o# |& K- H+ e! A$ o5 _- rback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
+ u. ^& U6 `5 G  M( ncomes down with four?'

& L5 @. Q" N1 H; a- ZThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
% @' @4 b1 W  Q9 F7 oand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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& g" t8 M4 ?, y2 x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" R0 k2 ?: J' \- t>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ t; t- }8 q) O>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! D# U- a5 E: z2 J+ }+ m+ p8 U>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 H) o; M6 H! R; y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: z; ?) L0 \  O8 ~7 O6 Q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 H4 c8 D( a7 }! [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, V( P& k4 m5 p8 T9 a>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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+ O  r8 ?, y' Y3 S3 u>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 f) y. C- R3 a# H7 k# v: ?>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 X! n3 T* u- ~" ?: P' b+ O8 b/ K>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, T" @6 \8 Z9 d. b4 e' Fthe newfie would l ...

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! n$ W, W, y! [1 t7 M. T$ m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 y9 Z7 H* l' n. e) v& m, i4 I0 c2 P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- j; H8 j. O# ^( `0 M8 J; ]% y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" M3 b; T) x9 t5 T% M- b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# G. }9 F* b& \4 o5 [真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- D( F) Q* t5 A1 A) I" a4 \
) z8 [  `; _+ B( n% U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* r+ T6 D& K* Z( ^: G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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/ b2 S- r* [5 j/ A. \0 [' ^全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

6 _! q8 g( c( M) D" z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 U7 g, L8 Q: Q; ?别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



4 r6 a& N, F& S别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ w$ H6 K8 |3 y# f4 U你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

9 q. ?( M8 _3 q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ w% z' e9 Z: r9 z" c/ O她是大学教瘦？
! I  U4 c, r( Y/ @) Q  V, B0 V大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 F. K6 s/ f; H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! \7 \- m# H6 v- V$ l7 P0 G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢