Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 V; j' x+ Y* y& olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 x8 @1 A: Y, W6 sthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

% V' ~6 |% x. `( w6 w+ g) S+ i* IThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: u! q8 L# `' [5 @0 kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ i# F, l  p/ `% [  }4 v1 rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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9 G! i3 n1 ?0 G) _1 R1 C4 R! QNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ F5 X- P# k8 ?" A2 Ythree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 J7 z, E" `. H0 iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) ]/ Y& I% W7 z4 c8 ^5 dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& t7 v2 ^; E7 D7 \back to sleep.
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  o. ]/ p3 f4 R+ Y. c: wThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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, e) t; Z" a- Q- C6 Z' k% G% u2 A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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1 W. ~6 R3 [' KThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

/ q, V* j( ?! O3 [7 nLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

( U) W3 S+ w' i0 j# t1 _! ^1 X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

- `0 p0 z6 S& n  m>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 r* g+ |- q$ m: }; [long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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% {8 F6 Y$ U. A8 D& ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" v0 l7 u( f. o% @* f6 ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( V. m4 Z+ G8 m/ [% K$ |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 I' p1 k+ ^9 J5 P6 N3 ]7 b真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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" C! S  ?8 z; u0 _# `% O9 ^0 K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ M3 J; [& [( P( _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

: r. O% R: Q; R# o; W真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

3 x# x0 O4 ]# n; e/ \# q) N1 A全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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, ]3 P9 S' Z2 r8 B# \8 r全盘接受一下。

& e- q7 S% S9 v" u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

" S2 s7 K; w3 I5 A. v你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 r! ~7 ]6 e# t$ u! W% A$ ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 @: f6 Q; s+ ?; a4 ]! t& W真博学，偶像啊。

( f+ y, k1 R+ A& C5 [6 B5 f大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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) q& l- c7 V% b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
& s, c1 H: D: G1 q8 g4 r' d+ u她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 O$ j& i( u+ }( ^7 `1 P' {* |紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 c+ ]/ [3 B, r# {4 X" F* O/ m说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢