Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 a* y# g0 V5 k; y* a% Q4 Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 u2 w7 u4 P' Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) Q& [1 _+ }) W, Z! M9 q- t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: H, i  z) R' @8 M# N+ n- n lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

- u. b+ v; i( ~0 _, y$ T This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' Q! S, F9 k* N! sthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

$ \5 m0 t# G/ `/ Z' ?$ e; Z6 |The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

% p1 N" m; X: T- J- F+ w& zNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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- b! |: T; Y7 T0 }7 zHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 @0 t" N. c1 P3 M3 v; F/ B1 y" b- Ithree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ q# s6 K. \/ c, @4 b; Sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, h, F5 ~0 Y: N( {. r% Eback to sleep.
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8 A5 `& i4 B+ _* _$ {1 a$ @The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 x% P7 w: p' W5 s& Swakes the newfie up and asks,
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5 f  k# e9 }7 X'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ ?8 g/ a+ C8 Z, M+ p' E, zcomes down with four?'

$ M* @# J6 T, s  TThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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) X5 s, K: [( u% C" U7 i: {+ t+ Z9 tLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ m8 ]& W3 {, x" d" `, g>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 r8 |+ h9 W' Q# S: E>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. F( o' f: s5 T. q8 q4 U3 Y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ M& `+ d: J, \( u+ Y) |  X) E>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' E; W! C# z: i) c2 y4 ~>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

2 ?( p, V% b, }) K! |) Y; f/ j3 u>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
7 N1 ?+ z$ H* y: C: o) \>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( Z, L6 B3 M) M* IA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 Y3 J5 G3 ?% ?8 dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& z/ a+ x: M& U" j真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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. [7 T4 N* o' L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 z; c% i' P$ a  ?" h- f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- p( T, K, n! h3 W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

' H& t* b. m$ }2 s, C真聪明，偶像啊

; c2 C/ j$ b& I/ Y- g! W全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


( L. e- I3 J! e7 y2 @全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

$ E; |$ m2 |" \$ N别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

* A- O7 g5 x6 z; E' G+ E( T你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 D. W: Q1 v9 j  \& W多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 M% x2 O/ d7 t真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
) O% h; l7 f) w/ `大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 ^; x" C9 o3 p7 E, E1 k5 a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- v* C0 i1 x6 h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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