Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* s9 r4 b2 n: t4 `that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! W, {2 z9 `& v% K2 I1 Nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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0 X7 x5 D1 V! C5 Q6 m' Y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 R& ]+ ?, G% m7 i5 v2 K2 S  E lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. ~7 c& B/ M! ?1 p' [. p; r% F9 J will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) d7 H3 q2 g3 E- s* L, ]- \" Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

$ q8 a: R! `$ V0 {; NHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& I, {9 P7 m4 Q  b+ j9 rthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  Q6 j4 a# R; f. \! E. z4 Bback to sleep.
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7 Q3 Y; ]2 k. }3 p: t2 o! \The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' l7 n4 J+ f  M, I( X" `1 Zwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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/ G- x7 k+ c# m+ h6 R8 FThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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) g. P/ L$ P( B4 n9 O: lLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 i- f/ @. v$ T- y4 K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- T3 n* N- V/ o' {>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 V- Z4 v/ y; }3 V>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& f, f1 A9 ?8 N5 @. L. g>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 B* ^: y& f4 c+ j1 E- ?: m6 k, s>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 C) Y) z7 q, B7 e) I>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 {& h- D8 s8 x( H% f5 Q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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5 c+ U% B- Z3 w1 W' f' r- w>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, S/ j' A9 G4 y% I- V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  }, J0 y: O) \  w2 E) i8 NA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 x& [# h( {" N8 n) a" v) X/ |that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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/ {' S( a' e/ n9 m. `) [( ~: ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  U: ?0 Z6 X7 \0 |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* `5 D( r$ D# ^/ d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' U; {* ?9 b) c& o. V5 k7 t真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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' G$ o0 k* ?9 F" ]3 o' b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' Z: {0 G7 U' P, z0 D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 g3 l% E5 Q( ^( g. n- u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

, R! a+ m/ o. `+ t: e( s" q3 Q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) `5 m+ z0 }8 a) U真聪明，偶像啊

2 \1 x6 ~; p* `! x6 v! u! |全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


4 |. Y4 W/ ?: A- N( ]全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 J3 ~# t( A3 a; z1 J; F; n- c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# l) X. R' N' B% i真博学，偶像啊。

% z$ ?- n, [& m4 U2 T: @  X3 q: k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ Q! O* p( Q8 D9 l& Q3 q, B她是大学教瘦？
$ S6 y- i9 r. J0 x/ t% |3 o* }大学教胖还差不多
/ b( b+ p( M: B她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ u' R" x' C  b5 k6 ~" f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 |" F3 L) o4 r说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; k' ?+ v7 @# Y3 ?) D- B, {: u2 V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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% ^; A. d& J$ x* J, M- V* w7 I哈哈，你们在这开小会呢