Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 R7 R0 V6 F8 t; h6 |the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
2 e( K0 l$ t3 k& ^+ P' N& [* B+ C The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" W+ N$ S5 {5 v9 k1 h% e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ c3 z! q5 I4 j" S+ q5 u! a5 B lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 ~9 U* w3 \/ I0 Qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# H4 W+ u+ _. p/ H' J6 dyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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6 E4 w0 f8 t1 N  J' o: l This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

* ?/ ?* _) V% qThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' T' \6 f/ m( g2 G1 r* b' Lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* J2 h& f% ?7 Y' A, M1 c2 v4 g+ ^three legs, and comes down with four?'

* K; d( h* L! u4 O+ gThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( ^1 g2 p7 g+ A# ?references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- W/ h0 F% Z. n0 c3 Gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

$ }, E* {- }$ g- f! _3 s'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% g, B5 ~9 n# U9 d1 D7 m/ f>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 k" A. l6 y; ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. v/ f4 x* F1 W  G5 y4 M" d>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ G; ?" {+ X% e: S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ N' R* x/ m# u>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% c, L7 }+ T3 }' G- P4 w5 a2 |8 Y$ h; V>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

8 B5 b, t1 Y- @- ]7 W>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! Y/ k; U5 a# M* }>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 h9 X3 p0 j% ], m+ m/ G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
+ N) T$ _) q7 M! A' e>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 y9 F5 [* R, W# k# f" Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, i9 j4 q1 E7 v9 s; Q, t' Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. d5 {3 w- w: Lthe newfie would l ...

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, k6 W& F% ^# E' z: s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# i4 n: G& i8 B/ k/ ], q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 w( d5 `8 Q1 n+ [* _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 v& @* c. w0 I. }& \4 r4 [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, j3 q% r2 E* [$ P$ M真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 b1 O( k+ y% d7 f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 [* u+ m5 ]. R) H: R" h好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
* g1 y" O, X- z) q7 ?' @( O$ y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 K1 H6 O7 d0 S4 w4 v: z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 H% U) R$ a( h/ \. N说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 T% H3 q. n' u, W- G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 x8 C: M% \% q, a哈哈，你们在这开小会呢