Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' ]. R! O+ R0 [4 l4 s+ jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  F, T/ Z9 s; }/ t, @the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# D, V7 f7 ~$ y; O4 a he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- }5 Q2 Y! @: R  s! G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# t2 z7 f5 l8 H! k& M1 v" oyou pay me only $5.

) O, x; |) X2 E6 Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

& k8 Y( _+ Y* X4 Y$ }' hThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

6 H" [# [, i# d8 QThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( N, c1 t, v2 q/ q' fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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( F0 L( ~/ e- h2 c8 aNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& V/ T% n+ y( {6 _8 cthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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: ?3 ?7 A& L/ x; T& W/ GThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 Z6 a/ d5 |8 j) m" s5 tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ z8 B, Q. o' e, c' u* h8 g9 R0 J# F. U. B9 aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ \! z; ~( h) D9 shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

. ^1 z. C8 ~0 u( g& p" v( eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ n5 @8 t2 i* y+ b1 h+ P' _wakes the newfie up and asks,
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( c3 @3 O2 f. t- y1 L4 `* ?6 `'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
! i/ L, _, t% ~# t5 @( land goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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6 H; }8 `2 q3 a" `3 U  f% l0 o- ^' RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! w* x& Z3 p, p& x3 @& n>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 k' W$ I& m4 D$ v' z2 M9 Z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 f; Y9 D; m6 H. m; u7 O4 S>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ c. u% X# Z6 i4 A>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! a7 a! _) y, ^0 f>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) j& \3 V* p; j/ |' j8 R>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

% k( _2 l9 R$ }9 A! h5 F3 G8 w>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ H' {+ S" I( T# d) r- A  l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- ?; j2 g( z' t8 U+ }6 ~0 Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( x' G9 K0 [% s) n+ ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 c+ N5 F& O4 f* T$ T) Gthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& z& o% P0 i3 e& J1 j, ]' C) g! b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  o( F8 R3 M( B: N# x! [5 _! X- ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 z6 u1 r. @& }5 K/ v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* e& ~. Q/ x: [9 Z" c* b真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

2 ^$ ]" ]; z+ I1 j- U8 v# I' z真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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, {" R$ ^) U5 Y: x: ]2 q1 k别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

: g5 e0 P, [: h1 I. I你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

! G) V" X! O, P3 t大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 h' j7 {  F7 {. H1 Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 j" o, ^6 p9 N: Z2 B" {说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢