Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 p3 R8 g% a% Y! Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" u  C9 b: h/ A4 i0 s2 I$ tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 m/ K4 Q3 B7 H( F) ]you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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# o, D- s: `% {+ A* s+ t This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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+ b+ F6 b0 O  {The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 E- {) D2 N  v6 I4 Kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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  `+ P4 \" n1 N# V, [- ^. dNow, it's the newfie's turn.

9 D6 T! X+ w$ T# OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 m* R$ P7 M" I0 O# b8 Nthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) S/ w( G* Z2 {! A/ ]5 R, X6 Yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" p$ K" a% I% L8 Wof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
" B7 x# m8 a' ~5 c$ ]hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 N: C+ F" b$ F$ b* ]back to sleep.

2 W0 @, m: D. a# P. l& ZThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

, e! X! l4 E8 a. ?'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

" B, f# |0 S1 M6 VThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 u) n; N( h) h5 E! Z; `  s( D>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# d8 o- z( l- b% a>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
" ~. d4 D1 l, R! u5 o& H: c# W, h>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 A9 f: f! ?3 o( c3 g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. c- e& N0 N, Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( F" m+ a; q, U- g. ]. T6 o+ \the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ s& s1 V+ Q3 ^$ t6 Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 [- h7 g/ D4 Y* r: D: B% \加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 A; T7 P% I% ?5 N: e! ^真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 H% }* N2 c  @* G8 N. n( V9 M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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/ g, T+ ]4 T/ ^4 O/ _  u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

/ R# \7 c! z7 d. N# m; S- o别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

7 L' Q1 P, j6 {$ W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* n2 p. L( @  ?7 }8 |; t2 g$ u  p她是大学教瘦？
) o! y9 _+ ?8 j0 b$ h) x' F大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 u- m4 n) v) K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) h$ O" n7 F0 F3 I+ p哈哈，你们在这开小会呢