Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 R+ f- k0 i8 M. zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
6 G# q& o! j0 g0 g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 ?4 G& ^  |7 A6 E he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 o8 n; j5 i# K1 u  y, _$ w% Bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

# G4 b, g; _. M5 P You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
6 W5 w) M0 {; K% H will pay you $500.
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: @- S9 A4 K  y; @& a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% H6 [/ }" ^: ]' @; ]9 I3 Wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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% |. |9 f0 m0 R" M2 rThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

/ V- D0 X0 \# p  T+ ]Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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6 O! S$ r6 f) Z& _He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 B3 U5 \4 `7 [the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 |8 h# O/ p2 `5 g8 T, G( Ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

; J* f. |+ o- F$ aThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# X- l) V" w3 y4 Z! }% Icomes down with four?'
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0 O+ s: v! [- E6 g; I7 oThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

- U: h6 A: i* c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 S( n/ m* y8 t>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* G$ ~5 U1 G: t6 U7 u; h>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ Y4 o5 [1 D( ~>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

/ |& p$ x1 b. }2 g8 E0 O>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 y& J, J8 N) }. }3 q1 p. `7 T# x>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  d$ y; D! g, {# {: _8 j>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 U) @0 m  U: w>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 Y# ?$ w3 F: C) K$ M: R2 ?1 ~>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ }1 i% @0 V! c8 B# Q; m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& P+ j! }) I( i6 `+ U& Y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 v' V: F* w" [* A% t' Xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 w  M$ ?1 Q, R; R5 ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 o3 R; O  P# c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 j' O: Y: Q6 F* i/ E9 N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 P1 }) d( Q* G1 S% L* y0 I真聪明，偶像啊

3 J# C, y! b3 G全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

6 A- z$ C( F5 [% h) V, v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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8 |% f+ C) D$ u3 R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 n& E4 V# G) f! B3 T别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 U( @' s8 q: U) m8 C' F多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

- t8 ?. ~* `$ l+ z4 G; k真博学，偶像啊。

- C* {0 F& x: p' Y7 g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

0 a( u2 x0 l0 f0 Y! B大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ j) {6 a$ s& t! d1 l2 D她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; }+ @9 X. g- P9 Z% J5 H+ E说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& E) u$ r' ?# _' p9 f; C( X7 `哈哈，你们在这开小会呢