Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( G" ]' Q3 S; i& M! F) ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ ]& P# Y; I/ Fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ L9 [5 I3 b% g6 a The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% A$ I0 y% V5 W$ l0 E/ H  U' gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

  H+ Y9 P, Z/ [/ g8 Y! P& HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" S  c/ b" \9 [1 Zthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 D) ]. C, J4 N6 P2 Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
& |; b4 A% s" |* Blawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 J9 N8 V% ?: ~4 _) @5 @4 o7 Dthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ X* N% M" t# z4 g3 lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 {* E7 g+ n* H* gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 t1 G% x3 N" Z2 ]. I9 o2 k+ B7 _of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# \9 s/ A+ ^) b9 x! |! t! }  Qback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! {2 O0 m7 }) T8 Ywakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 k% w% G% D* y/ ocomes down with four?'

& Q" t6 i2 I. Z& h  BThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
* P$ b" M: o) j, O1 g  mand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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, v. L* o5 \; C. o5 Y5 \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 u& J1 {# K# k, ?& Z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 s; y; V+ w3 f# a! T6 T>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 S' d9 H2 }2 [3 t0 o( Z+ X; [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 a5 d4 b2 v1 D>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- y1 {1 X* s3 o1 z4 A, z4 j. P) M; w6 \>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 q& j; I& F" O& e  L>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) V: x/ \# E% X0 ^; O; p& x: o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ a4 |4 N) D; e3 Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 o& s& d' G3 @the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% H2 G( I1 R* l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, z$ T& ]2 f5 X) P真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ D/ |$ W0 \3 O) }# ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 o2 g( t- ^8 H4 U真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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& R! z1 G+ Z  Q8 |0 O+ e. `全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 i5 D3 |* Z' w% w. L  P! W, N0 S" ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 E6 I- v* l' d+ X5 U* N" p加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% }; q9 p# b* K& x多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" ]3 v- b6 {0 C8 W: w& S真博学，偶像啊。

; E) v5 v4 \; }大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
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她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( c* l6 |+ O/ [2 F. Y0 |) W. v2 T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' m( q; T% K! A. a7 x6 I说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 {  B: R6 g- ?3 N7 u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. s/ @4 b4 W' C; l哈哈，你们在这开小会呢