Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" L, [9 R3 I& j7 x2 M; F+ K  L9 {2 Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 x. O1 X7 Z: y! R he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: g" P0 Q( C: {$ Ayou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ q6 H& Y6 |: E6 a  _. D will pay you $500.
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1 d+ z  g! h+ x: X" Y/ N* n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; A. C3 e( H' Q6 A6 Fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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8 x& v, u; M2 ~The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 K) B7 U% b3 j$ e; m7 I( w: J/ ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
% P6 m) p6 Y3 i3 othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ q( G3 W/ ^) q5 t) ?wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' k$ k2 U$ c& L2 f$ L: `. [comes down with four?'

6 q; T; V) a2 x' C9 X& S4 EThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 O1 S* k5 n, tand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 R! R+ i6 o* k& E1 G4 {, W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' _; t- E; E% J8 i- X, N; P& S7 c>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) g+ `' e, S+ Y8 o9 \, L4 s>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ a7 u  \! N$ m3 P2 W2 [; J>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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4 Y4 p' c9 w$ w7 p0 `% d! o' k>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 I' `& S8 J" v) f; I  Y0 E>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) h& F  T$ J9 z' Y& [/ _& a+ T>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) W! m% p& j) n- Z6 F5 T: d7 A1 O7 O>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 B/ H3 f* I/ k" S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
# H, F: ?3 `( k- K8 r% h' i5 V. \A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" \/ j% g2 c( z3 w$ S0 Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

: O# k: ^2 w1 m& _( e/ T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 P1 q) s$ v1 A0 D! @, |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) E; }& P5 b3 a. M4 D+ u. z真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



9 R5 Y9 K& u/ R- G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! ~* s- p9 J( j8 P! z# D- }$ r“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ z) G3 ]9 Q. L$ f( K* a  ~& g好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


+ l6 F! y3 |5 ?' x; w: q$ P  h8 z# w5 d全盘接受一下。

1 o& B# M* {9 m& c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

7 T; J4 s1 v* a& |别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, H6 N: {" T# X7 r真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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4 I: `3 {1 S; I- M- S( _4 C4 I+ {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" z. u; S# f) q她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' ^& v9 A, z: b/ W/ d紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% ?! I7 G% {7 p9 s) V  [( c3 m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 z" z, O% A# a' g3 J哈哈，你们在这开小会呢