Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  W( Q' ^" T$ [9 b& ]1 e; k- y9 wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& L" e( d7 w2 e9 X6 nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
& R3 J; i# E5 M, S  T The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# N2 C. S/ V$ |* x! M, d$ \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: M* N  `4 P) z2 G0 Z" ~8 Fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% N  Z7 C1 @9 mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& O" E: C" u( K* W5 ?1 ~The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 t" N& P. h1 ^( g5 Dlawyer.

! }3 }8 A  y  c* I4 DNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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, ]+ d; l/ W6 I- AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ n* s1 \' E: W) w8 v! T( f% X0 cthree legs, and comes down with four?'

% M# n% |( s) Q: u- \1 {$ OThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 {: X# v, s9 w( N5 r3 ]the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) y: o  n4 P+ Z3 V2 Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( R' T" X9 H/ M; dback to sleep.
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* k6 s8 ?+ c- C! C, V- pThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

% P  ?5 v$ H! |' s; m: \  z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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+ M; g( r; R( G' fThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ a4 c& s" ~7 H$ E# n>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

, S$ o7 T9 A- p' H( }2 ^8 C5 J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 O) h+ g  Z* `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 f- S' w" l' ^>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) {$ }0 I) Y# v& }2 F' \>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ |: e" f+ a$ Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- V9 U8 P& ~5 y4 Q* X: Z7 b: @' g, i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" T7 o) z& n. m- c真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 v/ ]2 o* h; X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ H6 D2 I7 ]3 f# p. H' h9 |( _真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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. t4 E* g7 w( R! H" d9 }全盘接受一下。

' D1 p. z# t* j/ z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

) C0 n1 Q" k4 q# j0 H真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

$ U! l* q! C6 E) ]& H别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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) ~) e" j% F; C$ I# t' A; g! h别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 o; I  P/ k, O5 E! K* d你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 L/ B" m5 f9 c* z  I, c9 K, V7 I多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

# K3 Y+ H; K1 h" v( O" N$ ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  [- A. v/ Q8 m/ ^; Q她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! c/ `5 L( x: V; e  L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢