Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 v3 u; R- ^/ x" v' d
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb8 A9 \: {, F2 h6 J; p7 J
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& Z5 U, p" j% E' C8 Z+ cthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 7 X. o0 ?% {: T% r0 g% T
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so% U+ b$ \: y; b: ]
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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you pay me only $5. 7 n5 N3 V( ]2 }, Y0 v' E
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I6 h6 h, R, t% D4 V) W2 e0 L. |
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep2 N5 o7 N! n, u" x
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. * X/ m8 @( L. T# X
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his: B; {/ N* e$ k
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the" K$ Q' }2 g6 o2 _4 Q& y; h
lawyer. 8 [) S% ~- @8 M$ E5 |- G1 j
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with4 h+ ^/ |/ a) O, e1 y$ g6 `. Q
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all* h7 A2 z& R8 Q: w" y+ C
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- T. x" O* p. r$ Rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; g0 n. D, _" I2 `9 Vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and9 N9 @: k  \, }8 C7 }) r
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right' h: M& m( S, o- }- ^- R$ |, A/ T
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and2 S5 J% o+ g" A( R
comes down with four?' + w" @. S+ P: g$ U4 w) C

3 y1 {- h' ]! L% e5 X4 H6 Y& o( MThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5; ~5 x* h3 f  @  E3 f
and goes back to sleep.6 c# d# B, V/ `! Q( _$ O' G2 ]3 p+ ~
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 s/ A# V4 e% Z/ Gthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! A& o6 R3 l" Z: n! k5 e) m5 Y$ y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：$ C( F* \( ~/ T {, j
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 Q3 H# ^/ }! {: n: n6 F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 7 g- X% g7 S1 N3 P

" h, y* n- N7 Z# f* V" o真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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( C9 S) l/ r+ u全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 + B* ]4 i# E Y% W9 H% V
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ V4 S6 M/ {) N* L- z# M8 O别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 U& a+ o' K& y3 w
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 H2 q3 W" y* c# n' r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : v" b+ n( ]1 _9 {
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& ?/ M% f& ~; v) w9 j1 F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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