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_) U. z/ q3 M8 Z: d- ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 f; z6 T1 p: Q$ |$ S: I8 a( F: M% ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 t$ Q! _& T$ ^0 l7 S gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 Q( e/ L/ v3 M( A) ` he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- X I Y4 U" ^% _- |7 O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) n, p6 t! G* ]7 k+ i% H- Task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,7 s0 G7 g4 [' V( \1 }. j
you pay me only $5. ' Y# _/ l& }7 E' X8 k, i
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ `4 c- \( w6 ]- ?6 @ will pay you $500. . V# q9 R- y" `- J3 _
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep+ J" o7 b$ a- C. o
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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? w6 f1 }6 U' BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's1 ^9 d: I9 ]3 S! ^9 O: u* H
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 6 j1 q& {% r8 p2 m7 E
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his% e r h) Z* s* g5 v8 _# L: G4 r
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( Z: _; |# M" zthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all5 a( {/ J* W0 _$ k
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all* T1 @2 B1 a, o
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour5 \6 n. ?: y8 K0 ]# r7 M
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and6 \0 t* E9 ?% Y2 Y4 X
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ ^/ ?, m, v* yback to sleep. / O- T4 |* B+ g
- U8 {" k X# ]$ k3 X' }1 V& e* GThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; d7 Y4 u, C1 r, W) I' f3 `" Iwakes the newfie up and asks, 9 g8 C4 g7 }* _" e" S
7 Y1 D, g; T& |7 z' ['Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' x, P6 `% @$ L' ?! v4 l2 p3 ^comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41
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