Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 f7 x3 U: |/ N1 ~the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
) \5 z- J0 q' @  z The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; C  e$ p- z* o8 |+ |" I$ m lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 {$ }; A- S3 {* Cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
4 e8 j0 n% N% x# C; E3 u; F3 J6 L) Wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

2 {$ N/ Z; _% |+ r2 b- }The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

+ C1 A6 c* l* }# A& O+ l& L5 eHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 {  J* Q; [7 A5 R0 G! P; ^- Nthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  W+ [( _& w  X! L& L) ?$ ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! s( b2 T9 p/ K2 H  c: Xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& e# g/ J9 U' h3 G! Tback to sleep.
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  x% b: d+ o4 b0 KThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; k8 f- F" f. D/ Z" Wwakes the newfie up and asks,
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8 V; m. s$ ]! l# S7 {' B'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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. n' m! l" l% iThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) |- l9 W: n7 o. M) N. s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' l6 \. N; S- c5 M% p9 D>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' V( F& |- @# z# }( F* b4 Y# `>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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7 B, U' T8 U+ L8 ^& I>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% R3 f9 [+ A' L7 @>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

  O9 q+ e' y" C& U7 T% G' s9 r( d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ Y8 B* |, _, f* N! x& o>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* S( \/ F5 ~$ N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ Y+ U) L* W: P>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% L# [; A' J: O8 O. `7 q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. o- R6 x2 n7 F* G! \: Y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



- N" S2 A1 m) M; w& y& @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

  m3 L2 b9 [2 z9 I真聪明，偶像啊

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1 M$ n; d, f# z: \全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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1 b9 A$ ]" q2 Y+ V" Q全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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- w) f! K2 @7 @别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ [/ Q/ g0 G1 z6 W. B( b; W, u你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& o# j2 Z0 @9 {7 ~4 C多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- ]2 S5 ^4 N8 `, T真博学，偶像啊。

, A: b' F1 R2 D3 z' a4 C" U( i大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 l2 u" @; |- n8 M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

# N! w. F( L* j1 ]: N( p6 O5 }她是大学教瘦？
* L( N2 @% K, [7 r/ f  ]! O- \0 S大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 a0 V% W# ]6 [  }6 M: ]" P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% _+ K+ }" F5 {& _# N4 Z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# Q8 i6 ]; s; Q7 l哈哈，你们在这开小会呢