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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 U. V1 Y1 Z" W& m2 e8 c4 v% W
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb; w+ w7 j% H9 _
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  `8 t6 w' l9 g% M- k) qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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" p3 ^9 K' }; ? The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) _# g+ \( g9 W( H* [ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The! E" Y& O4 k! h! J7 o
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 O2 ?- P$ J& o; |, M& x" f7 _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- @7 R& O# J/ j6 ]" @; Byou pay me only $5. ) @8 I5 H  J; \" q( o

) p8 ~+ H8 d' j3 e! B* C% ^ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I8 y8 n- T: @" {
will pay you $500. 9 l( I6 W. _; Z7 }$ @; ~* {- |

+ m8 h5 u% Y/ e  {, r/ U4 R" h0 Z# V1 n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep! p( c* V, i/ [% y
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. / y& x' Q0 u! b  Q% c8 m$ w6 \
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's, \7 h: i) s! O2 ]0 A& p
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 5 o+ l( b& A; w' L  l. F4 E
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ J/ D$ I! u" F8 Npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 p$ q$ A, Q7 {( Qlawyer. * f. [8 v' v, ?& L" G: e2 l5 J+ n

+ m0 V' M; V+ y# MNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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5 ~# ^8 G6 f5 V* ]3 k: Y4 oHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: d1 f, I9 e# T% Y+ sthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all5 X4 L3 C* z% n+ D' P
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  M8 k, Q  {$ }: S; p: y; Bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% N  _, j; U% v) J' ]' f8 ^of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and# n0 n4 n- _' F" Q6 o6 r
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
: ?+ a" D" K! |7 Lback to sleep. + J: H, `8 n$ @- E& N' [

' a+ l0 ~# H( k# _" z% A  SThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 r5 G3 W! u, d% \2 |wakes the newfie up and asks, ( L: [! j7 j, G4 C

" T/ x: l' B/ S" O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 v7 ~5 K. M( Q$ O9 h' Dcomes down with four?' 3 f/ A& K4 e. {/ U$ d; s( F

: m, U) E5 a8 M. yThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!& k, Z/ l: z# l6 C2 N

' W7 P3 _) [# [Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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2 R7 ^5 Q1 ^( I+ R$ v& G8 Y, n0 ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 ?. u' U$ `) L$ q>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 N5 _7 X; ?4 a" s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the + M: ]" P8 L, U$ V+ c/ g
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, & d& e* E5 d9 \" i8 d2 p6 o
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct$ J2 E3 i- `) `
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research . w( J0 f( O( Z& y
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 F" A. k: G6 B  l& ?+ [( q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ h! D1 R) q1 D8 k>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 F# d6 |% |& ]; m>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's - ?: s: O8 s: r  d8 b. a
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 b+ }  z$ C, `9 Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand % F) H, X- f; v7 k
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 - b( ~( h; b  e& U: L2 G# m* j
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 ~- H0 }' _$ T, \  k  Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# d  ]) X5 t$ H4 `that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* v* v0 I& |. x8 N0 E$ vthe newfie would l ...
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) r* v7 P9 r: p; a- W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:6 m! T' h. E1 X+ M0 C
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,, _% ]  k* o* J6 T: r0 {
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " _# i5 ?' T, H) }
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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$ ^5 F5 l/ Z) h5 ]; e# G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
7 R* w$ z6 S- Z4 V8 X9 I“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,5 H; b# f' X8 |4 ]; }
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ a* L  N( M" s8 c真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ d' A% }) V$ V" s1 W* E全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 3 `% I( J7 D, U9 k+ ~3 h

, W- {4 G" c( n( c3 q* }/ ]: u真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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0 @" F7 r6 S. z别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ( @, W6 A* d+ Y3 j" L2 Z& ?) g
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' n0 t/ p, U7 s& Q别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 O$ q, H! U* A  ]! q加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" L+ f% O. f9 U# Z' e3 M! W  b多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 , k/ {$ j: o( o. J

. C5 `! y" Q7 M) B真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ( K0 T" a9 q6 ~3 H6 H4 N- P

0 t& b/ H0 N2 C大学教授哦,能不剥削?

! m2 g$ k/ h; M* d她是大学教瘦?
1 M) _3 z% k. [大学教胖还差不多 4 t1 Y3 B* \/ _9 q% @* B6 v, ~
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是 )
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ) Y, d3 j, T. w* I  X, G$ ?
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! t; A5 a, G9 X' j1 z
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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9 B4 K4 O$ w8 x6 V; o! C哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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