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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 e# ]% A0 t: ?/ w  @. I( d
the newfie would like to play a fun game. / _, |8 ]( K7 y" T. u& [' ]
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 U- @) O- y  N8 U) v, x he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 _7 ~$ \& [( | lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# f3 ~; q& n5 f* zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 F6 f$ d- V2 G. }6 r, C+ myou pay me only $5. 8 w* X6 C0 }+ b$ S  ?2 J- O$ V2 G

' T4 m, G  i2 M" ^* J( [5 p+ }! v You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep* J. H# f2 `, f, T% v" K. {
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. / k' q9 D* u  a! F# v& p. ?
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's7 v# X( E7 p6 y$ K( m
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his. }$ b8 }: I" B! p- i: C5 _% l) I8 B' n
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with3 I; w: j& L9 U. C
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all& M8 {; q2 X) @) S5 c
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all7 r& C3 e/ n4 j0 @4 Z. E& q
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right* _( ?) A' W& P+ e
back to sleep.
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wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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1 U. }* J  c( H6 S& @! |1 eThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 W& f5 d& ~3 a" E9 ]& u! q8 `  e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two / ]" d9 t/ }! Q  b# z# ?
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# y4 X" Y$ V+ {9 O>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 5 x" c: w. }/ d7 e( H$ h
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 2 r$ g# b* e( z+ c- |5 _8 {
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct8 Y3 p- A# l9 y6 R5 z
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 6 R" s/ R- Y8 K- @5 |/ L
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) h8 x( u. N' Y! ~0 y  Q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more + m3 i3 E6 B0 ^! m6 i" Y
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 5 Z. I+ j4 X" z5 e% P/ `
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three% g1 n7 W( X" {" T
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) ?; u$ W, l7 x! N& U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 6 }6 G! F$ |+ }( }
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand " e/ A# [2 f; S: A
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 1 m) p1 p" m* Q- j1 T/ v. {
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) P! l) @, V8 r0 olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ D) @5 J5 S, H: q' Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! V+ g- M+ o6 i: A# Tthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:, z0 \' E4 \$ N& F: I
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,' W0 }5 g1 P: X4 G3 t0 w
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 \) l1 c5 e, O7 t
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

4 H+ S% Q& W7 l% N$ d7 l真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; ~! ?2 M5 n0 S; W) m真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 5 D* ]/ Z6 X& c/ Z1 s

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, o  L! {/ s/ c/ c) C+ }3 H真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ; Y0 w) D  ]4 n1 q. B5 E
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( x6 a! c. R5 |3 b) q  v6 r8 [别把我往坏路上领啊。

0 m0 E+ `. T! S你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. }  Y' e3 s+ \3 I6 ~5 f加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 O9 ^- G7 w5 I/ C) u2 s多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

" X" Q: H+ g5 O% X, X" r大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 8 i  ^9 E# G# V& E

" v* x! b: @, n! k2 L: r) ^# ^大学教授哦,能不剥削?

, h! |4 ~& @5 S, _& M她是大学教瘦?6 G6 V& Y, y6 R) j2 h6 v) @( E
大学教胖还差不多 % h! h7 S, {/ q2 N/ c
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% q. d1 L8 v6 ], h; o紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) p6 ]$ K2 ?+ b说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 W- {5 w, u) O6 w4 b
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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7 ^8 e$ D8 Y  Y* c哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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