Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 C% ^3 W1 w. l, u6 ~ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 U3 m; R$ C0 ~0 r+ w5 y5 F lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 H9 K0 V' _5 M/ ?1 M& H' pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 y9 c. X+ h6 a% t( s5 e3 ^you pay me only $5.
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, f% M& m" ^" t' ]) X' ? You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; j8 Q4 J, x1 ?- T will pay you $500.

0 ]) t; k7 y% S9 T, L% B7 }% n- ` This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 a# X6 j" B, d. c; L# H) l1 Fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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1 d# r8 X: U. A6 N6 ^' Z5 L/ d* yThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 L2 t0 T4 Y; f5 j! W! Freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) Z  g# J' V" dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! n/ |8 Q9 x6 B5 U, h$ khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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7 h) R% `2 ?; K+ G4 QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 t4 V8 f2 ^* G. lwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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+ J9 \! N3 e4 T4 `, m$ W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, M- d6 o1 z& I: |( e) e>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 O1 D6 \: C  x& ?& a: z/ M>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

( N+ T. c7 L! [& r>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ p3 b0 @% V$ v0 \9 J>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

9 d2 h$ T* O6 O) m2 U0 O>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: W( \. R7 o. L8 ^/ P# m2 E& e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 I- a# k, I% z) W/ {! ^3 g>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ t4 \- o  b/ V! I8 jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ h- {  G- f- Slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: l; @- @+ r  }" F+ z; |that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# |+ P2 m9 j  _9 D1 W4 n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- X; @" a( f* F* ?; e: G真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  Z1 V( m* s! g( u; k- K0 V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' h; i+ I, v$ R4 v6 Q% T2 y! J3 i真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

6 t2 n; u4 h4 E4 _全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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" A, \2 X0 l+ R全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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7 `7 a, @. `+ \; r7 W* ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 {" }" ?- O3 @7 q3 K7 l9 o+ B你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* l7 F5 d5 |6 m8 v; ~$ S5 E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

: i% r8 i' c6 ?1 l" U7 ]0 L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 {  K6 d+ i7 n- A她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
/ O& Y8 h' A" B3 ^' c  k; V她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 {/ H% I8 r6 D! `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ w; ]" V+ k: T- U1 @# r9 j, [说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢