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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 I  U* m% k5 k$ t  }% Nthe newfie would like to play a fun game. / E8 g" n4 x& U  L2 I
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so( @+ W6 M9 b+ d
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 a! s3 P4 }: G9 Z7 l lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I* E% m" [5 k) n0 M+ N
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,0 Z5 q& n& T9 B; r, M& P
you pay me only $5.
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4 ?% P. c+ y/ Q. h You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep9 J2 Z# `" c0 x% `
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's$ i: Y( q- E; w; L/ c' l
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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1 a! Z9 T1 B" d. p# DThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- r6 ~6 v0 I6 J1 D$ ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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" R, |$ v& `/ }9 Q9 B7 dNow, it's the newfie's turn.# M9 z  a  {6 y% V

& A3 i; z5 T$ |' I" t5 b0 U3 [He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with1 i3 Y3 ~6 a4 O4 \3 g
three legs, and comes down with four?' 0 p7 ]# X8 H" A3 L; Z, e

6 d3 t- S' m  X4 f. ]The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 n8 D7 C7 J) p2 n3 P0 qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 w0 q( y$ G% j. ^) T" g0 ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; x- ~: Z% k9 L1 P, K0 ?( kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 ~; x; N" V; d% |; d( n2 b& z9 `" Mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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5 P( e& `. ^8 b" U# _6 V'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!" D1 {5 u* m3 V/ y
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; T: Y" M. J# N; e1 L. B: F8 m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 8 r5 [" D- P, U0 h( |2 d
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. B& V% E; M+ m>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 e' d! d% [9 _9 C7 {7 J>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 5 a  a! w6 c. m8 J
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct8 J- L( j4 t1 y
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
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>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more   e2 O) e5 k" P2 M
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: h; d8 a; n. }, k>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- p% J$ Q* n. o' S( R>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ; D/ M! U7 S- ?9 y3 D& J6 t
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 W! p+ j2 t$ r2 l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. i' [+ S! x/ R8 T$ ~0 p>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 n! Q, s4 S$ ^" s+ TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a& z8 z* T$ h9 ^: ^1 h
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb  d& s; C2 ~7 z: G
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" a: s/ ~# H1 r4 Rthe newfie would l ...
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4 r: Z* V# s, l! \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
, `; t1 }5 Z$ y% l2 d: `0 `“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,* a$ s2 s7 U9 ~' I( D5 H
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ; e7 i$ v6 {; o2 @/ O+ V
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 % ]: N  v* ?" u# n
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
7 ?2 m' m" y* U. M2 U“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
. o4 Y, k0 |% v- A4 r0 _好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 \/ u& u, x+ L- Q

% M8 F8 d/ a% V# V真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

  b% W4 u7 L9 f: O真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 % b& C' ?! D8 W; N# ]6 u9 l
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% ]" S: ?) W- C别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 |8 l& b4 q; S7 H# Y# `( |你已经在路上了
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   U! t+ d1 x* K
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* ]# ]5 R+ @6 n4 ?大学教授哦,能不剥削?

3 U( b& Q& ^4 J她是大学教瘦?1 x; p& s3 z3 G- M" k& m+ M2 T
大学教胖还差不多
' o6 H& C. q! |& U( Y她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 # a3 ]* z. V( z! `4 s
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 u5 N5 {" A, o3 s! B紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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