Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ S0 ?) o8 q7 n. j7 s/ clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 j! A2 t' _: Q4 lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- u. z2 t' x8 F- x1 ^3 Zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- N- B- z: N$ I  L% @ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 {- y2 z' P& d" x& n' t- P lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 B# v, s5 ]9 k# }& n3 Y' |: cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

, i3 u1 z* U( x  c6 l& Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  [' _3 Z& m# G" y will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* j" q# `. t' C5 ?6 fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

3 ^: U+ ]" u+ }0 h8 C. dThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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7 V) C% ]- ^1 R: ~  _# K7 F' KThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 A9 `: N1 X; |. p& X3 V3 b6 ^( I" Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 x4 B$ [8 C3 u( `- \  olawyer.

8 K8 [: T3 r# b& |# j- o. g& p, tNow, it's the newfie's turn.

6 _8 c& N2 g8 A5 [He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 f9 K2 o8 W7 ?; P/ @: jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( T& h5 e# B& m9 ?the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 t8 a$ [! x1 e1 w! x7 gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 v! g6 W: R% ?+ S2 V6 `/ uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

9 Z7 m( I, I: @- [5 V  [7 pThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

2 ^" q* T  J0 o+ C  d! b'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

! D* U' H' U' T. TThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 ?/ B- T- E, t$ n  Y( u: tand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

8 ?; a& P- t9 U! l6 I/ ]' J9 G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
! A: C, c. J* a. e$ B( d) W6 y  \% D>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  S7 I) ]: L( A8 T' f- i>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! D4 y6 m$ I" m>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* O% f" ]+ J* J>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. I( O; i/ k! v0 K, E% `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* ~0 S& d5 q, t" V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ K8 ]9 M/ ^% x1 o9 IA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 t/ M: v4 D7 S, S) X5 klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. W0 ?( x5 E( P& v- Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: J: _' a# z/ ]/ @8 f- F1 Nthe newfie would l ...

5 t2 H3 k$ ^' y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! q" S9 M4 T+ ?2 D( ]2 G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 b; A! A3 a: k8 ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 ]* Q  O/ N8 f' f% q- R真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



" T" g4 C# m* U2 s% T+ `& Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 L; {+ I# U, A+ f! k0 @. q5 G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 Z7 _# n2 i7 e' p% ]- M" S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" x, n$ X) H# i" ^% z3 f真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

: V) e$ o) D3 S2 [' m# D7 U* y& v真聪明，偶像啊

6 Q% G' n. [: D; {5 _1 @全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

; b# P: ?& u) X+ p+ b6 j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

0 u2 {  g, a/ C/ y; p( z1 ^3 i: R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

' J- P( r3 U3 r; P, H( _你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% u. B' F, ^8 C4 v5 E/ ~! M8 h9 Q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# T9 W# q1 r0 W3 h7 [" T& w. f真博学，偶像啊。

3 u; x& T0 s' k+ z2 b5 r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
3 ^6 h+ P/ b. [8 i- \! o, d/ r她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' A; Z0 S* n: e说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. a  j. R, c$ C. V0 N哈哈，你们在这开小会呢