Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 p1 o6 X7 i! |& W! H; i he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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5 C6 l  o; H+ A4 g: K; ~% k0 PThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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% K3 u' Z; D# p$ H5 C; fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 B1 A$ q# h, Q' C( lthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' y& [7 Y5 ?# w7 i& |$ Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; _' f& L% I7 Z: J) ^1 ?0 b7 khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

" }/ @( ]% J1 w( @: B7 iThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

1 X5 K$ M( m9 h7 F: Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ Y& ^% k1 T9 O% r( |$ a/ U  w* v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

4 W6 i3 |  _- B5 V0 |>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
: e$ y  X$ _- |& u0 X* {>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& r4 y# t6 d5 }, Z0 M' T' z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. i. p- w6 e0 x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 e8 R; d/ t. V: G$ |>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; T% p# o+ C: s2 o+ IA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 h5 t! o& ~6 m0 Y' ~" s, Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; m7 Z0 G: k" Sthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 \' U9 H* \" I! w4 m3 z# c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( S/ i; e! w3 }真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 Q; @* {0 f6 w- P! X, B“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

$ Y9 C& M  m2 ^4 Q# r$ {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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+ A) j3 o+ _4 W; l2 X' p( ~别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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7 u/ f0 ~( N& E: B" z" g! V别把我往坏路上领啊。

3 }0 u$ l7 V; Y( j' S6 w你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' x4 w+ M! h8 y+ V5 Q5 E5 b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

6 t1 j! a4 R; o8 Y* e9 t大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
+ ]! k, G% q; p2 Q1 \- t大学教胖还差不多
" f+ X! @, ^0 H2 R她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* W& b$ W4 G3 H. f" P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. K+ ], ?! f0 O' y7 B说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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