Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" I7 x' P* v7 g( _# vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ e' N9 P+ a  q& J. I! J2 ]+ nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 H; z1 U) B* V( d he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
5 r4 j7 t" m/ {0 r3 n will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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! n) L- P. E: m* E0 y0 SThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& h" j* S6 ?- t. gthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 W$ k! H! ^- E6 H# a: I9 Kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

' t( w2 D+ T1 ~$ D# X3 w$ o! t9 P1 @The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 y% R+ g" F4 M) Ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; ?* w% f. c: ?& x3 h2 R# H4 L5 othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; e0 a4 v1 r  [of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 g5 j3 U. t1 m2 bhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ A4 t8 g1 H: l# K3 v- C) }back to sleep.
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( F5 g5 O3 S4 ]/ wThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 A1 ?, m# Y" Gwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& c) ?: {6 G# v: l, M+ ~comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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" N9 f5 o; U. R7 `2 O$ iLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- N2 B  e& b2 o" Y" V0 O: }$ x6 {- W>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 R4 D7 V- z3 y% @>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 L5 s  D" A5 k* g6 `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 n# s! c+ ^% ^* y& ^( g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! \. @3 `* |" W; m, x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  G8 t; A6 h. z- X) W: A>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 s/ u: |. K5 q5 FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, q& E8 T1 [1 [# S/ flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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- W9 m! p# o' V) G3 [1 Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" y5 l! @  q6 m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- L! W) F1 o6 v# ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% S( V6 j5 A, @3 J真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

4 K+ Q; G2 Z$ k6 Y. x全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


$ l9 X& t# }4 C1 O. r! t全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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5 C1 j0 a7 R3 ^4 j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

, |2 @/ X- H  J7 g( V你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 y. d+ |: F1 `' U大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 \* b$ l7 d/ {' F. v6 ~( y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, W% `5 [6 m4 D& c3 z# L+ x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% ~! ^+ @( [) u4 q说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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8 z4 T0 U+ U( S2 H7 m) y* X1 s0 T哈哈，你们在这开小会呢