Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" m' G( Z9 _( G2 r0 f" F! z& F% Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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$ P: j: g" t  J3 y% o  d The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# U9 G3 K7 u5 |: K2 ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# ?( u, E+ ]) d0 b- c  T' fyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* |; h, k+ K. u will pay you $500.
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8 _7 L5 E  C% @ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 m1 H/ P4 e( G, V9 Zthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

! B2 {+ o' [5 X8 M  j& lThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& ?* Q7 g) Q4 ^+ n; w0 p8 P1 S0 KThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 e# z, A7 z7 O2 w" Apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- w$ {2 W: _/ }0 P4 B, i( c. B+ ]three legs, and comes down with four?'
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4 _: {, w# ]* Z- z5 ~1 cThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* w9 l1 C9 |* L- a4 N& ^% Freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# n$ R. a+ ^. h/ N  Hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ J# u# {- R$ Y  Ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

  z' \2 j5 E! v'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 ]) d1 y, F% ?6 }4 O6 W; w! C* @comes down with four?'

3 b6 Q9 e4 I0 m9 ]: ^- n" dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- m, O. X8 p/ t>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: b0 \2 j5 u9 a>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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- n% k3 H7 _0 B1 @2 w1 |( f9 h>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' K* T% q' Q, l( |7 y) j# j" Q  K>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 u% L4 X0 A+ a3 }5 z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% E2 H6 R: t5 q3 X>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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" Y- h* k7 _) B2 B$ s5 b! S>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) M( ~- g9 z- j( P>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% I( N( q7 Y- _$ a, o; S" s  m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; |1 |# {9 Q5 ]! l- x$ |- t8 S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* A, D% _  i% E2 Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( ?' j6 s$ q7 v* n, b. \真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 S+ |$ u4 v2 V& ^" d1 G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 I& Q( s, a0 ]  \. F; t+ I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

" ~- L" f3 C' V5 C  g你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" ~" R$ ]( r' \# j" P多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% H, |; S; M& N/ K4 {% T她是大学教瘦？
' m) W" I6 }$ O9 S4 q大学教胖还差不多
% h7 j% f- v, r/ u* }) d& j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ i7 y: A- _6 W- ?* V/ U  E说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
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% Z/ X( O7 ~3 p, G5 p, _哈哈，你们在这开小会呢