Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* R+ z9 D3 T, `8 }: N6 Ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I9 g9 r( d/ o9 q5 D& v
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: R7 \5 ]8 L* C9 s8 S$ dyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's7 u" {) [/ \% B1 J( p+ d4 L' C
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 5 h; u. f# y+ c) x7 Z: x

* Z; D* U: n) {$ y: X' z( pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) D% q" `7 L6 z0 B3 D7 npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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. G6 i7 O$ }2 WHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with$ d& _+ K; M1 c9 O! n2 n, t% s
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all9 ~$ r. C! U, ]
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour2 q, d9 u' s# D- J2 N
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and$ G4 W9 C& |2 o1 w: S3 h6 w
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right, ]3 ?+ D: z: C% I- ?
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and5 P% ^2 |1 f1 k1 n: m
comes down with four?' - z, ^2 {  g. e, [' \2 c' T
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $58 T$ e9 j) D; A% f! M
and goes back to sleep.: T4 {6 N5 i/ L) E5 Z) t8 W' D

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

rstu491 · 发表于 2008-11-13 15:32

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 1 G1 f6 o" m: a2 E( H" U% j5 x
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a6 }0 w: f9 A" {) Y4 V9 i
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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+ l6 k$ g& n- t7 a! `the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 8 b' b& }6 I& N' A* a" j& k9 L
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 1 Q0 \; t) h9 ^/ X9 G1 h

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：, _: Y( F  @/ q; m; i
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，2 i! D  F. \) @( g
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ' V+ s9 c, _$ v# m! N

- r$ W" H8 d y真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ' g3 A6 W( I" a2 Y8 i9 c5 U

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 : ^/ X, Z, T1 n+ Z- r5 e3 R
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6 y- y; Z: Z1 Z! [- q& [5 h- O别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 O) J2 m( u7 E' E1 J4 x5 Z {0 `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 7 d9 L. ]$ Z) l# h. s
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 N2 X) d( v% {9 ^ [# c, L' B紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 z3 g) m3 R& _" P% v( R2 }' x
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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