Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- T2 g" `/ ^; w$ Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! r) R* }# ~3 v3 L* J3 H$ rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* C. L5 F) A4 D3 {9 @5 b; E5 f$ k3 fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
$ T" E; a4 X4 R3 N% A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 a1 j; y! E3 R& w0 J# d he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  o7 h4 s* Y  Y$ t' Gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

. ~$ {' k) t! m8 v3 l! v. ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 Y& `5 r7 e0 G6 m& F will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ N1 l3 c: ~& w# K- u2 g; o* b5 p- g  Othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

- ]4 _* y5 o7 T, r0 E8 Y2 @+ GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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# n# e! L; q2 |1 kThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ b+ G3 w- l* p6 q1 ]0 `pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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# a9 L! Q+ j: s" w: aNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# Q9 j% ?" ?6 m  W7 Wthree legs, and comes down with four?'

4 L  U! M( _' _/ L2 m% c' {0 hThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 S% z8 V$ X! W+ F7 m8 ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ k& y. |2 ^: M1 O$ gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 t8 a  W- G, s* ^# W2 e5 @& sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: M9 b" `3 y& Phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! u: I7 q# a0 v  v0 R- Cback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 s5 f3 _1 u3 _, W! f7 |+ _comes down with four?'
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. D4 Y3 B0 D, G% \  FThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
# S% e9 Y2 b; j" qand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

5 M! `  T' y' ?) q! p2 b( a4 SLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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- c6 |; }3 W3 G( U6 ~5 W/ M2 n& |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' d4 E$ I& l$ h$ \+ [>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. H- t; m) m7 _1 h! i' q8 r  n>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# K$ S  f- h5 e' c$ p: \1 v>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 g$ Z; Q' Z( o- Y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) q0 i+ o& W; V>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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) r2 v9 L" \: B/ o3 G( l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( E3 |: Q5 b/ d1 U>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! l! K1 H* S" `% [; L4 z3 X( [2 [$ {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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' }/ G8 K9 g( m% {& P, o" {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, o  i1 h+ o% [& l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ b7 b, a; _, f2 d  X; m) v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ y2 ?5 ?# ?! P6 @“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" N/ d# h, R  y* Z. A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

: B2 |& r/ f* q" w真聪明，偶像啊

0 Q2 Z5 l4 G. J! C- ?全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


/ U/ l3 }8 Q1 ~1 v& h/ W7 K# q- \全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 J0 u" h' h) J) F! g2 b7 p3 U别把我往坏路上领啊。

; ?8 K' @% Z+ f你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

/ C5 ?; {0 C$ z7 q( \! Y& f4 u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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  Y3 y( ]: x& H8 k1 s0 V- X" F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
% B7 z7 x0 L0 A) K' T4 L大学教胖还差不多
" }9 H! c4 t% n她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" O/ i% x6 n- ?3 k* l" y% O' c7 t! z1 Z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* h* L3 O6 F/ \$ q  K, I8 @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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$ \. _  l4 a# d' N; G% G" {  \- \哈哈，你们在这开小会呢