Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ F9 M% I  a/ J" u2 O8 hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 \. x, S) Q. X0 H% g4 Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
* W- U- s  t+ i6 L. _/ f% C# D The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# L: D+ {/ S7 Z5 z3 ?* C8 q' r  y* ~ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 v/ R% K$ D; D' p- Task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' E" [9 |; j9 P# _3 V+ u( E; r will pay you $500.

" ^4 L$ T, Q# O7 y/ B This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 u; ^/ P% R" U8 ]9 s" `The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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7 J+ N, O  i1 I6 N5 OThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 I' P8 v; J2 j/ ?pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 a$ {9 F4 O. ]- y. X6 [8 Rlawyer.
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. Q  c% z" z. K# u2 n% t9 rNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% u6 e7 D% ~3 z5 }0 Mthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 m+ m* j& o7 P) g& {3 a4 {references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) O( Z. W# y( f4 J" Oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 U: ?% ]9 W" b* F3 Jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( T3 C- {9 G( @4 h2 v& |6 K0 G: hback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 j" v- U9 h9 V* ?wakes the newfie up and asks,
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% `1 \7 d. f, D; v' _  p4 {'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

4 |/ g: I# E* e' lThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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7 I+ u" u9 K3 F5 q, tLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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4 ]; l: d3 V' K; Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 S! ^6 P+ R: F1 m; @/ B4 {) g0 u>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 ~6 a# l2 S- U* o>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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: a) \: H3 k/ _* G$ Y8 N& g, C+ p. x>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( C" A- c  U4 j1 I- Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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8 E% B" u% p) z" n+ z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* O' r0 e' q( J- }8 J& d! a! [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: F0 M1 j: H5 ^( W/ w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* e' H; H( z  _$ ]真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 a& n) a2 U# y1 ~. V, K+ D6 `6 I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 b! y, v4 ^1 [! `# f. a4 t( X- R9 a真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 n& [6 c* @! Y: j3 \9 f真聪明，偶像啊

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7 B# X4 ]% A& k  Y6 p0 d- O7 y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ A' V$ {2 C7 t全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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8 S* _* T+ A5 _! ]; e& T. x真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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/ x  h: \8 G6 Q/ |8 I! Q2 x; y别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- R3 P2 I: U$ |4 x5 v你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 k7 s7 z/ w8 I  T9 J9 a多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢