Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a. H$ `' O, m! n
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 {, S0 a# s* }0 @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if& T4 V4 {' s8 S  k+ M6 u. L& R$ l7 L
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 8 P& _- C7 {; V. s0 ]
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' W2 B* j( q& Y4 t: ]5 I1 I* J8 k he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& V8 p2 P0 b( w' G( p4 H lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I% B$ r+ x) V; n" {5 T" D
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* ]6 C% z6 N4 L$ |0 K5 zyou pay me only $5.
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- j3 `& s0 {- v1 r) b* n9 O8 i You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 k7 D8 @4 [: `1 L will pay you $500. 5 v  M. H# \3 C, D
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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2 q$ A! C+ O% K+ I' u! u5 _+ u8 aThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's# x/ s7 q; C. p  Q
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ) w4 H$ d) F  z- z0 ^3 Z5 y

* b8 F' P3 v- t0 w- w  i/ ], kThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his( Q- T/ ^% z- S) y( z( A2 P
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.& m0 \4 C: S" l

- Y8 n$ d, c+ Y7 I. UHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with0 y' L# N2 i  y0 h8 z1 s2 S
three legs, and comes down with four?' / E9 J% l2 A: ^  N$ g
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour) _" w# y" S7 T4 n
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ \8 Q) d3 I- d3 _hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right: N, ~4 c6 i# p
back to sleep. / v+ J4 ^+ k' Z$ R

( W8 v$ b+ n3 _; ?4 M' f6 }* sThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 c% h; i; e# L* X/ A) Q5 @8 owakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and. T3 K8 c+ t' Q2 t8 ^$ l. j& P
comes down with four?' & i! L) {# q! A. u6 d) w! I

4 _+ A7 H$ }+ Y+ M! sThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5/ N2 c9 H( z1 g$ M6 S7 C9 l
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 0 q+ L$ A& O& W$ E! z8 r- t: O
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a( _, U" }( u# z# x' @' v
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 l( t6 ]) B% i+ D8 }/ {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
H+ D5 v1 ?5 |: s, u% kthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 : o: O5 D: X; |9 g- w/ B( d; a! H
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
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好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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" v- H) c7 h( l2 G- e* s3 m全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 h0 x' }! m' l4 G9 y, {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! E. R" H4 H% Q' i9 V, C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 L& J0 ^- d# x" |6 m& m: f
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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' n% m5 z2 b6 P! c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 F( p/ k8 k+ _& s5 }' i. U5 P
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 X* ?( ^$ s8 q
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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