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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I$ H+ b4 B! Y7 r
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% y3 g6 r: ?6 X% ]you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I7 a% e9 [2 `1 l% k
will pay you $500.
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2 d9 H0 Y# G' n6 F& k+ H This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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/ L8 t0 g7 @3 B/ `7 `The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's( Q& Y/ u" J' |4 y" J
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' - _  q4 N3 s  e1 W
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his' G! c1 K% l7 b/ f! D
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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/ U% S, I8 \3 s$ J! l" NNow, it's the newfie's turn." k; q4 I' Y5 e( O3 t5 a$ Z
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with! a9 ~2 i6 u. d  s& t# J. @
three legs, and comes down with four?' % `# d3 P. U9 G; W0 G

; U8 m% ~* O: CThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all2 [, k  E+ z4 c1 Y. n' P& l: c- f
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all2 {( f% k8 P1 }" y$ E1 Q' o6 M
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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back to sleep.
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2 d$ R! @, n% ?: I! f8 W0 DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He5 W' T" A$ K+ @5 p) m" e$ c
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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comes down with four?'
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5 }$ p8 H; P! @) y/ bThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5' N7 l* v' w, i* }  y& c
and goes back to sleep.( H! j& S  ~  V. @6 ?4 T
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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- u. a# w; x4 A: }7 i+ b) D* ^7 V3 PLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ) T4 D3 G( a8 F
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 Y/ K5 b% O- B>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 Z- U9 `3 g9 X! V>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, / ^) V( n/ y: b; a
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct7 S0 f9 O! J, t" Z0 }) T3 L

7 \) q: k+ M* l) ~6 l. L>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research   |) c" `9 n. V, @9 V5 Q7 e4 s
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 7 Q* t. h# H' |' M
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three! S# A6 X5 r  S
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's * m& w; u7 Z" W
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' J, d& x5 r3 Y) L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 4 o1 j2 D7 Q2 W4 i; r/ f/ N: r
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 8 m% K) k- b4 f3 w: w, w: r# ~
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a$ I, L( M4 K( o# L! J: r& I
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. u, R: Z) }; uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 _5 I! {" e; p0 q9 ?0 y; y' }1 Athe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
# B! K1 p7 j8 W0 d, i“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,. O" m# X# V% ]
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . l3 E; X( u3 @: G. L
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 $ F9 t' Z$ g8 J* Y) n! w

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:" F4 x9 r( g9 v
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
0 w3 E8 n  T+ F5 W1 @) J, B0 s好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

8 c/ K* p: ]6 @+ z1 v  j真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 w1 s0 E8 F$ l

" F; D" g) w9 v真聪明,偶像啊
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# {! V+ ~% j/ A* b; \全盘接受一下。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

, u! x2 C& t: D( Q! v真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 `/ s& v9 I: G0 Z! R4 v别把我往坏路上领啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% b7 {( I- m5 V$ f' e. {别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 1 Y/ M% ~% }$ y1 ~
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- o3 c5 n/ g* K! t2 x多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! n6 P$ ?' x, ^* z7 _大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, X' }* Z7 X  c9 E" V# V$ f紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ Z/ Q4 u! w8 t8 {紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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