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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 S% A) T8 @. ?" ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 f) `6 Z8 |/ B+ B1 {" B3 ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- {: y5 f- g2 W$ R$ X
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I" l6 i  m+ S* }$ |
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer," A. X# a0 l: ?# s, h
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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& c; w' K) ?; }" ]! z. R* l; _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep. X% o$ D% N4 A1 X
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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# J# q: m6 M% S* v$ vThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's- s/ T; A  n- A
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! o! C8 P( Q0 _& o% fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn./ z5 k7 X9 Z3 A, S; X6 w
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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" ~* T# U7 a* ?6 BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all$ B% s8 \0 G' I) R: H& a4 z
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all$ H; v& y" Y1 M. ~2 u
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right! M7 W. P: b8 J1 v( X& U
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 f& r7 J) V# k# zwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the' I" i" y; Y4 D+ D* Z8 r

" Y8 L7 x, E/ O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 5 l% t2 b+ ~$ v* `# y4 ]3 X
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 T0 _9 B# |7 \$ S0 c9 V5 ~" C' A>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 X4 ~# W: B1 p& P" X>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ q7 \0 Y$ g2 ?9 U>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct# y/ w. u7 m* q+ @' r5 {2 }4 t! O

6 ?; }) h8 Z7 c) C" J7 v4 h& ~* D>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) [, b- T% m4 K8 ?  `>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 d4 v, s, M. \6 g1 h  M# A>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more - U9 q- S# W3 R; x1 D
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, & Y$ _) I* c4 A- {
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three0 s- h; E8 n, E/ \. w
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 2 x; k' f2 }/ W4 }
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
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>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  q1 p' n5 ?: g8 m4 e! a9 N$ w* `" zA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ j+ I) a# l9 d1 X
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, v0 R7 [& q% a: H# E+ S9 z
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ U% O2 d1 j% l* D  L1 c$ ^the newfie would l ...

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5 Q: j- J! X$ Q& l& G0 u8 t. ^+ T: d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
5 h' _  J% I9 @% a" _2 [" a“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
1 b5 W) L$ G5 z; K好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, C- N5 P$ r7 M加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ `1 d8 _4 c* Z7 F* |7 M; K真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 0 H" w+ ]5 y' T

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:, u' t  Z' d& C1 S& t  m2 d, H' C
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,1 g4 R+ ~) v0 b3 n
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

1 `* i0 o* A; D: G1 S& [" h真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 b) m1 O2 L) e  G4 l5 K# L" G
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真聪明,偶像啊
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8 |! l, Q1 o4 \: R全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 $ W5 q' w/ X  w4 S8 Q/ W
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7 n5 `% g5 m- Z1 k2 ]/ E4 s全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 # i" P5 y: R) z2 N! \& h
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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. @4 d6 c4 h1 R4 R0 q" T" l别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 - J  \2 N( K' A

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  n, O6 [8 S7 x! l别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 Z( L8 ~) M8 E, G% `- X6 `8 r4 [2 k加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 c5 f3 Y/ X# u! h" m1 {  X
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真博学,偶像啊。

4 N1 ?) o5 H4 x# x9 R3 ^* t' _$ b大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教胖还差不多 6 t; T* P+ E  D. C
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 b- _  D9 R7 ]! P
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 j3 C5 M% C$ e6 X& p
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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' t5 b& V3 W1 Z$ v( z+ q哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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