Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 ^: _( @$ E. R" J3 g2 k  \3 F" Clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" L; _% g. r( X! `: m' uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
  U( d; R7 |# \7 c, h4 o$ y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% A/ @- _' O, B+ E/ x$ O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 g) ]' R! ^- r lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# p( U$ i. x3 a8 E/ m  D/ N7 Sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

* i* c4 `' J0 S8 b! K' y: F5 {( s This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' k' d2 v2 ~1 N; f0 athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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1 h; y" I! G% yThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
" E# U( K4 K' T8 U# v) T, ylawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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% `4 p0 E, u5 ~He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 H2 P2 M. s& R! F, bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% y( E2 a# I9 P# v/ D5 t$ hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

$ I* r  d$ z6 D1 F, M9 {- xThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
: [9 Y+ R: Q6 a/ g6 gand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

) |; J2 A; S3 F- K0 k2 K5 p$ zLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 p" F5 p9 M- u& J: e, }" k>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 {% O5 i/ N0 j: S4 k+ o>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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% z9 I0 h6 v! ]>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, [1 I: ^/ o. \5 ?& i! l>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 e5 B2 q1 x  h; M) ?9 j( Y4 v>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( Q8 D2 ]% s9 D- X" W/ {+ p/ }>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% }. G# R% K: R. s$ G) m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, z; }3 f$ L, n  }* ]: K0 E# J>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 \; Q0 B% }" {* I' e7 a; {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( t- e* f0 v0 flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 p* L, j; }& ^9 k+ z1 hthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# M* B* G6 x( \! n6 U) b: D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 O( C0 O% _- B  R加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% c# V! g4 ~2 ~3 z7 s: V真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

# H7 o$ O+ I  s* Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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" |3 [" ]( M: _别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ o( w; J$ D" `7 H8 O9 R; f" b你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 T. X7 [/ A. s' w# Q; Q真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

: t! ~9 c- b1 k3 W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 w) ~! b% y, O( f+ i1 G4 Q; g她是大学教瘦？
7 V3 I' N, J9 Z6 R大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ m& U; C4 u  a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢