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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if7 ^  ?/ ~% r8 k
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so& F9 |: \1 M" L# s8 D
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The( C* t' K5 t  N* L! I
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# v3 F2 e* N" Z; M& V" zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. z' Y2 j+ ~* W8 @you pay me only $5.
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! u# q6 k1 a* v: n; [ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I2 U- y' C- \( p* m0 h' Q
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: ]. b; C! M1 }- ?pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the6 M; K/ z6 \' y4 W4 m
lawyer.
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6 {8 O& C+ _  p7 J, {& ]( BNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with% ?, Z2 l  E" T. Q! i! [& D
three legs, and comes down with four?'   u0 U+ k) J3 [6 O

9 U2 R  Q' `" BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all9 }5 g! i6 k9 W& ?; i
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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$ ^7 e& {% M5 j5 O9 x$ B" D& o2 ~  IThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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5 ~) t0 m1 B6 [/ k6 u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5+ K5 |, e" n/ H9 y5 s; l( x1 K
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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$ x, J4 R) z5 iLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the! F& Y' J1 C& Q( _; `* V! G
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 8 w  N8 Z1 [' M0 [* p7 _( F
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& D5 D+ q! D; r7 i6 a6 I" i>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the . x! m% b0 k( M0 `
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 f( [6 F( T( h' y8 p% _. _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct; K( y, }* A+ F& v

( N+ a$ C/ Q4 ~2 s) b1 H: m$ U>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! ?, b( u* g9 ~% [9 x7 _>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 8 ~: [. J" N' B1 q9 j
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more : |" @9 Y( K9 j6 {% k
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, # Z& l/ ]9 ?: i/ g% h( j4 ]5 N/ ^
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" y1 A: \3 ]6 p$ X7 `. X4 L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* u6 W: r8 l  [% }6 X2 c" b>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand , [3 e) D9 @( y3 u/ V0 x, e# M4 H2 r
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 3 Z, f; o  n( ?" o* I9 J
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a( F6 W5 z" U7 k3 C
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# V9 G9 g$ ^1 j* Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 M6 p% X4 ]8 V. r3 F8 ?the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:; \( b0 x" z' o4 z1 Q; K4 X
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
! J- ^: F2 s& K9 u! o. S8 V好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 i- O" B4 I. t8 Z2 ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. P5 Y, b2 p6 T/ Z7 ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
7 Q6 S$ V' R9 n/ _  F3 o* e  a0 }, s“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
3 v* s+ q: f. [3 e* l) D( |' J2 q1 [好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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( l5 `5 `' o, s* n! j& ^3 o6 I全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 2 T! e! A2 t. {5 ~1 g5 i, N0 ?4 `
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全盘接受一下。

. k6 d$ `% i% F* o# R5 V3 \; o4 h真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 7 R; {" Z9 W) Y0 P. |) k

! M/ \# @2 D; k* `* f% r7 Y: Q1 t- ^真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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# [) N2 J. u/ K" K别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 $ S7 h; c, w; m" i
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 t7 _  @/ Y& Q4 [) r
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ c8 p7 u# {3 ]# W. [; `# Q多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 N$ B0 u" d* D/ A/ Z9 X

$ j  X6 P4 R, }! s* j4 b4 k5 S4 V真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 7 _# M4 P" w0 k& v1 I
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?" y9 e0 _' v: f, ~- }
大学教胖还差不多
  D0 n4 v$ P, E. G" c4 A* R她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 s: V0 q* M5 C! [, Q, _紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 9 X# h- L+ j9 _4 l; ~* m
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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