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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! b7 ^0 e2 [+ @7 m' `8 Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 n- b& t4 B0 W4 G8 Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if; v) Z8 K8 i( b! I7 O
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 4 T4 b! b9 ]/ C0 s: }
  
8 x* s  G/ v2 z( y* p The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& q8 }: s, E2 I  t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The% V) ~# Q( ^2 _  ~4 h0 a
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 M, D1 ]/ W0 Q8 P3 j5 Q* a% Task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 U/ ^  W2 I7 O0 Jyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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9 R) [5 c) e  P( t6 L% O, N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep: T. ]- k3 l7 |# L) M! I% Y* B
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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- h6 H0 u( K1 L7 K/ Q  LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his2 z4 Z3 j7 ^3 J) |, z+ N
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the. R0 ]! q8 k; P! H% d/ A3 M
lawyer.
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, n- }; J6 c. t6 U6 PNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with) ]4 I* e/ }4 r$ k* U% m- J* C
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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/ P, K; S1 Q2 U9 N' `7 |) Gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour3 b, m$ C0 u! B: Z: k/ J& k8 Z
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: U: ?2 N- i& ]! h& G9 c3 p  Ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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. p1 l7 H( L! f. q/ U+ `The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& W7 ]# w7 C3 v- d. V) O' {& v  Kwakes the newfie up and asks, ( j- S, g) [8 G6 x9 l

5 v7 U5 S( l) G$ }'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# s9 `2 v8 D( i# Tcomes down with four?'
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' j" z# I: [7 ?3 h2 b4 QThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5+ J: l6 Q/ x& y" J/ x# P6 V
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!) R2 d. F9 J$ q' S
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the4 q2 f3 O6 z" g* h1 [* M8 \

* N0 Y* L4 c6 p: [1 p/ b>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ; P* I2 U6 {3 j0 `
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. z8 f+ u( Z  ~) X: O>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the $ {; z4 a. i( T* x& e. E2 k: Y
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 4 s# ^, \1 H% @
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct% a8 w0 d3 E' k

, j2 D* M- L% K( N0 _3 V* ]>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research * e4 [7 t3 L9 }: S" n- o
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a . e% h2 W+ h4 L$ z2 c  U# Q
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 5 u- n' ~# ?& y: o: g
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: `* f, P  Y2 [; y$ `/ [3 ^, c>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' A7 [4 x1 P, R, E: ?: d>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the - d) Y$ s1 n: B
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# Q* M3 H2 M7 W" `7 k2 Q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; q* k- V2 f+ i! V/ \- o" EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* d, c. U' F5 V4 t/ M
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  i! C+ C/ w/ Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ J- z* A4 J4 ?+ I+ zthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:) V: a- U, Z$ }% p  }/ y7 C, ?2 F
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
& Y& \& u. ~4 _* k8 H$ M0 f& o5 y, g好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! t& K3 m) o2 Z0 Q8 W加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# \/ l; v- m: O7 F& i; E& x真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
0 g, W9 Q1 N& ~1 ^8 e! i好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

; M6 B6 z9 e$ M真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( X7 M! v( _8 j. s
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真聪明,偶像啊

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7 ]! L) r0 I8 G% ?全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 " |8 t, a+ _# R: t7 b; c  F

  ]" i, M# z/ `3 Q8 F& x- W) f& z真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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& T0 {* y1 K, {, ~  \你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 8 O( T, f6 X2 u. V2 T: ]% O. Q1 \
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 u( ~9 R) v# P' t) _( z  B多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 " S7 s& R2 w2 y- D( V! ^

6 E8 T7 g/ o9 U) b7 p! Z+ t大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! E( Y+ Y' U& D! A7 s# L8 [紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 H" y2 Q+ a! u9 y- p: x4 j* f1 U说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. @, Y8 g' y8 C6 H9 j: a8 q紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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