Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 }9 f' I( n! t! k0 Z/ @! |0 @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  J# Z5 Y6 ?4 `+ l7 a( rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! X. P; M: ^" \6 H/ D( ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
$ q1 _: z" V. i. ~9 T$ o The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 @0 G5 Q3 ~4 w$ a" e/ |& @) t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* I7 |6 W- ]( ?* D0 G6 K  Oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; ^% ~3 g1 {$ [& `you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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$ o3 V; W% F% q6 t This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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: p) ~* A# Q8 m/ _# G4 SThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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. z. I: e% N% ~6 m% ]% t4 UNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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) c# Q) g- }( {1 \He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  i2 W8 w0 `, i( _  s6 mthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; ]$ B, {! z* F6 d, creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! X2 ^" R4 R3 H% J  o2 |, ~! N8 mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 K7 }6 G, Q( J( N" q8 ?3 e9 V8 Lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) ]9 x- a6 C! W$ A4 p9 _hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) s, ]" v* U* ?wakes the newfie up and asks,
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  g: ^# n# y) f2 V2 F1 n! ['Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

& f. f) F: [, ]- ~1 oLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

; [% j4 w' b  Y2 b) q3 X% x. u. x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
6 Y1 r, s. o. B- z8 d& P) q* _$ H>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% ?7 O& f- _# o7 x# U) S2 `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 y8 `9 W& P3 [; q& J>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 ]3 m0 p: |, T1 ]" C>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 U( e' ]2 C) f$ P9 S0 D>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ e  T/ T( X9 k$ t6 N>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
# g4 g$ p& i, _) ?$ v8 J- I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ |, ^1 [. D7 e7 V% \加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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' O" t4 @- o( {8 `9 n6 \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ Y; j' d& ~! Z1 O# v9 D; j真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

6 p+ ~. o& ]  _2 m2 V真聪明，偶像啊

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* W6 r: M; `- O( e' b. x全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

2 \" l+ x/ O  E* Z/ t7 L- }9 o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 x2 U, o0 G- ]- j# O- x加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* @1 b3 z3 V/ `* N/ g% c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- l8 a3 C" e- e/ j' q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢