Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 n& i. k( [- R) ~* T6 T( Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" s6 j" @4 F( b# l3 z9 l3 athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# C0 q6 R' y# ]( E2 x/ V3 Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 o/ a# V& e9 @, E9 d- ~! |  _ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  K; h. C" v. Y! i; Z7 v" |% dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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' q1 k( s2 l. N  A3 I+ L You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

0 P1 p+ z3 `7 q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

9 y! \* }/ k5 a2 `1 m; GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. Y- N2 b6 A& x# r7 `the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

) P$ Y' J4 d- D; QThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
. u9 p8 j' d9 Mlawyer.

" C4 w0 W7 q( y( y" INow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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* K$ G5 K0 {, ^( T1 s5 }The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( E$ @" D6 r7 |/ a6 }% s! @! Jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* Q+ ^/ `' v# V) q3 ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 @4 L7 Q" r' U2 Z% r0 r% Shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# J1 E! M# z$ U' R& cback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

8 \5 z% v5 _  }! O' P8 W'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
% W9 z% {1 K. \" {% Scomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
# S( F+ F, J$ }* K$ @7 E/ P/ Eand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, Q8 b2 N  D! m: r) z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 Z% I  R, \9 _& e+ A3 s  q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% l* U; P- R3 L>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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" W4 v: r8 U! H, z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 y  y- r1 T2 j7 G>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 q2 O. F$ M- _- {2 z% n>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

: q: G. o8 B( F9 k. _>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( `6 l2 D$ H6 t7 f1 o! P, o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, C( W# D  w4 X: G>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% z  y' b0 S3 U3 Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 y1 {+ G- T: `$ Ethe newfie would l ...

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: S1 {; V$ O. s2 K  ^$ _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 Z! f8 }  F) a9 p& Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; `) d. y# C# [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 {+ W8 \+ @8 t3 W3 M1 P( T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; S6 t6 l% i3 ]2 M) I0 M真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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' I5 K) M$ K. i$ F0 X6 a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% a( f8 [& P3 h9 N: X" @) S  {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 M4 c6 l; U8 }4 H5 Y1 S8 s真聪明，偶像啊

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9 r* A% c; a  v' _8 x% {全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 s/ r1 D- S( f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

3 R8 r& X- b% F" s; Q9 X6 X8 g你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ F& `& _' y' ?! L0 ^- Y* x加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

% l& R, o( P+ h% q. x4 ?) _  F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

- w- \  h6 d# f! V" N) I5 p+ D3 l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* L5 f% h2 v, p5 ^  m% V/ {4 ^3 `0 q她是大学教瘦？
- N% [0 R9 h) B/ P大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: @' t$ l& N+ t0 P说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢