Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 c/ Y# K6 Y: K' S1 r# N8 l! N  lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ l# U- K! ~1 B  {. j lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- p, l- s' C# I8 W3 sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 w' l% f; r6 M+ Kyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* U/ a5 t* u8 E will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 s% x7 @+ ]4 M! U: _- }/ tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 w- r' P& C! v) z# @3 f% |The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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2 P9 k2 N5 m# P3 JThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 m( S0 ~: F2 \+ }) }" G1 L7 \/ e  Tlawyer.
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2 o7 g4 ]8 y( V0 N; E$ k% zNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 Z% h5 Z# X3 I" `* d8 j& Bhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

( C6 Q% s2 O' T1 g- CThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 D" H: T- X6 d- @5 O* n; ~" L. j# Kwakes the newfie up and asks,
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5 f% j! H, c, g4 {+ x9 M; [4 {'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 Z+ o4 \8 R: {2 Bcomes down with four?'

/ l2 G% ?/ r/ G) A/ qThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, u' I' X1 T" z5 |" e  y" M( Dand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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# i) L8 I* V1 C. o- Q( p. zLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

0 D, f4 G: ?6 Z2 o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- M( L8 D- m7 }* |>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 t$ Z% {3 B6 c) Y1 J/ |>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 s8 Z9 j: Z1 |% g>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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( y" d' G3 l- J$ F/ {1 f>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& ~* }$ U9 z: C5 E" z2 |  a+ h>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 {2 A9 ?, H* {6 S$ B) V8 b  p1 y' _>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( A2 Q1 z" g, Y7 g>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ `  y. F# G6 ]( g: X$ p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 o8 K: P9 A. W>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' {: E# U, I' A4 V# T6 \- HA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% f+ Q% j; S0 z0 ?0 ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& W, j9 ]' x: }; X, u- fthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 C) W) f8 }7 f( G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ r/ Q$ F5 r+ i* M4 s9 s. T真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- b1 U" o$ z/ p* Q% y0 t6 J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( T2 k' e3 l! ]9 f, B9 o. f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 v4 u5 X; `" A7 F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" a+ @$ Z+ q# h  L真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

. O; |8 n$ {, o- N- ^/ k8 |( u全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* g) u0 k; O# J4 N. `全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

& Z1 [0 y% q, E5 ?  a你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ M7 o; w% c. h% B  }" n加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ L" C: O, x! v$ I多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! h) B/ H/ L5 B. {, z真博学，偶像啊。

, A" ^, s8 u4 L0 u  }3 W7 V4 n7 J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

# Y3 q9 r4 }* S5 t+ _. I她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 l6 y8 N9 ?; {( I& _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# \+ _7 u0 W% |6 `+ x: @哈哈，你们在这开小会呢