Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( U! b& @7 t; F2 @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% G6 f- p% h  K& J1 G0 Xthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; S3 q  a0 M9 U/ r1 j. y/ ` The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. I' O& `% H8 I- s he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 q  J4 f. ^2 ?9 B3 d- ^you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ ^% w6 A: v6 {  Dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 @: g4 q" p8 e- u# L& vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
( G: G8 C/ G) u. Olawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 E6 y' M- r# L& D5 I( L3 \& z. G* |three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; X7 j: k$ Q0 d' ]/ Dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 b9 q; l5 T7 I3 O; o* o$ Athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 H2 S+ w$ @; ?6 dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 w! Y! y0 [( I6 C& ewakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- U! S, ~9 B8 d* icomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, N# K% X3 X& F- P>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! Z  N8 I# K: v6 g>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 p$ u4 N" K( |7 }& N>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# z+ j2 \5 x, x9 N2 F, P>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: M& K4 o) V2 X3 n>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 A  _4 B  L9 o6 ~( T/ t6 \5 h& Y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! n, F' z4 J# T+ Y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ U; w4 x% o* h2 K/ U1 H5 z- E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- `* V2 m; g2 [+ P& b# N$ T' [' IA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- `3 h7 K$ l) P( uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 E5 n1 h/ D/ d) Z# J) Mthe newfie would l ...

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; n! T# f6 ~- b9 a2 R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! C$ [% v5 Q: [# z( @4 Q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 e; X. _8 u5 c% k+ ^好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% v$ T& Q: a1 B2 v( i加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ k$ \$ t; g5 G4 X. F& f( M真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  [& N, M, ~% [! a5 b4 y" d真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 S1 V* r+ o' ?- {; ~$ {! T, X真聪明，偶像啊

* R  O" l5 [& j$ T( {全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

! u# `, M% a. n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

/ ^, U+ W. k5 Q  [; c! Q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

7 e; \" L8 H* Z- N1 ~% S# P# x4 C4 U: t你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% F0 R: ^4 T  \1 [真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
( X1 [$ j/ \5 B7 i2 }' ?' T她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! ?0 X5 h' g# k2 N& c. x说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, {" Y! s+ c! p1 F# k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢