Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: s/ E# Y' h2 ^2 O  P: {) {
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb9 R: I8 N1 n4 v  Y/ f
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if% |) z; u3 q" N' e. R0 ~) O
the newfie would like to play a fun game. , M" J6 j7 q1 }: D4 s% F
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! L' l! k9 E. R he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The+ \. s" l9 v8 E$ y! p) m9 P0 h. \! ?5 j
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' K$ [) V4 z8 ?1 L) Oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,- N4 s$ v4 ], q7 X3 z
you pay me only $5. 4 _; G% s4 N- ]2 ?! i

5 n) w+ J1 ~. @0 U2 z2 n6 b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. h3 w0 g( p) C6 P/ C will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep6 e. O' y& U; c2 U1 R, o
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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' S" ?  q: h; \& w& |/ I3 R% qThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's$ J' H% }0 R' G7 h& @
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ( }% t7 I8 {$ j

' G! v* c$ B6 y# S2 I3 OThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 O! N1 p" b* N3 ^% Jpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the8 C0 |) \, a3 @' `: z7 v. }
lawyer. ' G: d/ h, B5 T; X: h, W' ^
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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3 V0 l5 @  ?3 JHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with* i8 m  r. }, U4 `
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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$ ^/ U2 T; u  xThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ o) R4 \& E& G' a1 Greferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# A1 S8 h( a3 `! m  }the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour; G3 `9 O; F- }  k% f3 h
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and2 F; k1 d1 L1 o' B$ v
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right) ^$ d* y' O9 A5 m2 r, x# v$ V5 T
back to sleep. + X8 X, G: l; ?' O" y! W
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He. v! z" [" @7 u% t
wakes the newfie up and asks, ( ?+ h0 l' I. e/ q
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and/ ]" j. P$ y4 f
comes down with four?'
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8 Q9 f( ]; o. y- Z. K7 O( W- HThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. W; J0 _9 f+ W/ p: f) R5 _5 T% EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' Y: T- P1 y" v* Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ R5 [8 v$ k. R0 xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 T* b2 ^( G. Q- ithe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. x: r* i( R% C7 T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 % t5 I5 H0 F; f7 l% G3 D
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ H3 H$ x0 o' Z0 q z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* j4 r# @- j2 g3 W" H" Z d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; n# e9 @1 d- G6 j

% y- H9 A( t9 s# Z! U2 N K真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 # Q6 P1 V$ O8 ^' H

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/ E6 E9 d7 X7 |$ Z: W- R3 k" q全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 - G; q% m# \9 w
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 3 K. G n% d4 J5 o$ k

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: G. |- z' ~) {3 S别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; h3 e+ }- G" ^1 I8 F加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; j* D! i3 p+ z% Q+ u) p S

$ X3 p9 I$ i; v. {真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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8 j* F* m7 [9 z4 u4 L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 s/ v1 O: i3 }# O7 F+ y
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 9 c. e1 u8 O2 n' ]& |( p
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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