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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 Q4 E( A% ^% T& h: g& Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb! D) J4 q' s( R9 o
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if" `% N+ Y" _* `' V6 g
the newfie would like to play a fun game. / M' [( e( e" x( b3 Y9 a+ h. H. X
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so$ o( }7 n6 D1 [0 `; V
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ H/ O" J2 t9 x: W; ]! j. m! _you pay me only $5. 4 u2 j; b5 r, ^
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I: C7 t" c  b  _/ z' P3 E
will pay you $500.
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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ) g( K" i7 A# a% u  s" P3 d1 T# g
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's) `8 C/ j" m1 |: P& U7 m9 \% r4 Z$ P
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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5 @8 L3 X5 }% t. RThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his: }, v. c- I' b& M2 @0 l0 m: Z
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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8 s& `- M2 C9 fNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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0 C2 u$ p# C' B! }8 ]' BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all1 G, |. K/ N1 [# f) F" G
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; ~, T$ i! X5 T$ C& k2 r3 n  _the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ R9 l% X4 G- W  _4 t, w5 bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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2 B; W6 N' D8 h) b( m4 _back to sleep.
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/ x& }. f( s/ g0 A/ w. W- WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 r; ]# _! Q* F; {7 vwakes the newfie up and asks,   o" `, w/ f9 f3 I& Q/ h

: J5 g+ C" H" H: U'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and- H3 J' n/ V) x8 }: J
comes down with four?' 8 F% C) |& b8 P2 N% b9 ^

8 t) H0 P3 D! C, J$ Z( XThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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$ y; W/ |  \! ?/ l  H) B) S+ VLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the0 ^7 D+ X, W6 A6 K0 r

" N; [! F4 o% V( o! q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two . [. {  r" g: W' }# v
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 8 Z2 u) b8 g3 s! q  \, T
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
, x8 P  T; `, y! Z0 Z* s" W" Y/ l" ]>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 ~5 W+ i4 o& r' ^: h. i$ n>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct- X  i$ J& ]# G

' d" E: n* y( K& S0 A4 t% L>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 3 i: B" Z7 S  L" e+ m; u
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
: J* W2 Y7 N) _4 A& [: ]% B>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more - O% y( I, \* D2 N
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ' T% V( S9 w3 V8 o; [- J$ ~
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 6 X  I2 ~: R- m
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the + ~# p+ `8 V5 s7 @/ ~  }
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 A, p. `8 m! x4 ]' `8 x% \>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' P1 W& [7 k) T; k; U3 I" [$ k& x* \# qA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a  o* I% n9 @& o$ D7 R
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ X5 ]& k2 g$ {' Q) \6 Q' h
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
8 I: J2 X; _" J+ S- u. }- `好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 # i7 [& a( Y8 O$ X
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 e# m% g- F+ d0 p6 ]$ H7 k! a真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 5 r' D5 [" j  f, ?) ]
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
- }& C, L5 I. |" Y# v( a“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
. A; b1 N0 n0 w( F' J- Y好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

9 c6 o% p# y3 N- d# |真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 - n! ]. }( o4 V
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真聪明,偶像啊
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2 P9 I  D0 m. b- R- G全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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2 u" U" ?3 B6 f1 [& x  j全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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% J8 n+ v) k" n: L+ A别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ) L6 l- b. K" f' g1 N7 ?0 N

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 `% k$ p) K3 L* O" [加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 ; T3 _4 C4 `3 E! ]
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 s! m+ \4 C8 u0 c2 I
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 A1 r! G# x' ]# T& @
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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