Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 a7 b2 H: i; s( ], R9 v  hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. e0 p2 S9 S6 T% a! Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
" O% y5 n* z% C9 f. b The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

! K+ e& l' ~% }8 w, ^ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' n) ^& I; K0 b8 q; D+ N, G will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

$ A4 G) s- d* aThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 ^% b0 K) F9 A- l# O& |lawyer.

( v: u0 Z- T9 M3 [Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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# D- y: _. F* G% WHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" z, _& J" [8 E5 {8 Sthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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/ N; [( v9 O9 `. @! [The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. m, ]: j9 t+ L. y% zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ _  j% `- S( [( n  j! v: {: H* x5 ^of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, k$ V: Y, g; D$ G3 A6 _2 u! Z- N  Mback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 y' J. H  T. J9 n( ewakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

6 T/ ~8 l2 |; d5 l6 d' e' S6 Q! @+ ]3 pThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
5 e0 r/ E* Q) E8 K; \6 K. Aand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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  x" b- v( I  i# J. B5 mLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# F* }0 u3 k6 P% H>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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" }) k0 M7 ^/ }! X: s, `  ^' Q( i" {>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: I" n) ^, u8 T6 b* d: j( t>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 `3 I/ c# g9 Y% n7 g>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  P( Y" u- ~  a4 X>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 D, Q- f. r# u& p" D' O" z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ i! |$ k+ W: l  r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, c" T8 L; z. ^; X>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 q5 }8 X6 R$ p$ g/ gA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 L% H9 p7 D8 |  V9 R9 k' sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; I) s4 c+ x5 i; E4 K# q6 ~the newfie would l ...

0 g+ k+ K/ L/ p# @" [$ Z' M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 v# b! {& L- W* X. j  @: K“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% _0 N) R) X6 s% |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& ]( w" a0 C$ U1 w. B真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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5 \- n/ f: i3 I. N' C7 F9 |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 A" C/ t- ?& |% S! }真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 D+ ]  N3 _/ _- Z别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 [+ S; K& Y5 C! o  d& k你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ M+ I; s, }0 p4 L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

- J: p8 ]( T: m" E大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 N; Y" S) C! Y" `  T: A+ \她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
( C& M+ n* i6 A0 }% i她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% v" d# O: A6 B8 E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' P; S7 p6 q- u说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& d8 r4 Z0 z9 k. x* L哈哈，你们在这开小会呢