Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
9 R0 h  E- I0 i8 ]- o' `4 S- U& i The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 x9 v. k, z" g" F8 }$ ]6 i8 kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! g- x. h+ W( v% a( P0 Qyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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+ Y: P; a7 m- S, eThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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" U- R- B9 ~! \The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
$ C. C4 o. V0 s& C% q" ]; qlawyer.

% y. Z. Q( \$ INow, it's the newfie's turn.

4 _5 g# _& ?; u8 _. g9 `+ Z3 rHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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0 W( O8 L/ j) Z8 @2 fThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
% b- t& c5 d* I2 U' x2 k, j) pthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* `* w+ Q# U$ `7 l0 N5 X+ G) Khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% E# H( ?' h! ~wakes the newfie up and asks,

4 g0 l% g, Q; g! z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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  H2 G, }* r6 Y" h% q7 s% y+ L  C, jThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; O, T1 `  h% A; M! z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 X8 G* ?" E$ L* k7 N>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: z' }# J1 e/ O. ~6 t>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 Z4 Z- ?  x" q! k  h>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& h: X! m$ O2 ]+ b/ aA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* b2 H4 {  @- b" Z; M, ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 n, n' P1 r0 p7 b" \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: O$ I" b7 `) Lthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 N8 G- p' |% ^" k# m) S加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! _4 u" k2 h$ w7 z真聪明，偶像啊

6 E  }4 }% S9 |: a" t; I全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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; ?: S, F* A7 ]6 _3 F0 i别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 p! m; I6 Q# [: x4 `# t. K真博学，偶像啊。

& c, ]# _4 _4 b8 ^; H9 @& l: L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

9 S4 t: M' n  |2 Q( Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
) N: k' Z  P4 L8 ]" ^+ Q她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& {. p' W9 n, }" y4 i( a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 i" I( Z/ W& m7 |9 F$ @哈哈，你们在这开小会呢