Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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2 a3 x% z  a" t' r4 F( ]  Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if: u3 {1 `% D' ~
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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" P. O! K8 G; m+ ^% @6 `6 @ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ i- h& M" l% n  ^% Z2 R he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The- K, [9 K) z" u" w. T* n/ d
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 R/ Y! \& \5 H0 B4 Xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,- l/ O  x4 N4 c( _( G- @0 @4 J
you pay me only $5. . e7 N7 K6 j# u: c0 Q

+ k- u* O' b, h. D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I' H, f* j8 ^6 k
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep6 q5 j1 f1 n2 A! t: G$ o
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 3 }3 A3 O  Q' ?2 b/ P8 `

3 F# [5 `9 e* v+ v8 ]4 b) JThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's- G0 N. `8 D/ [  b7 y2 S' e
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his: v/ V( S; L6 N9 B
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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% l4 D, f1 ~; o: r+ I" [' B& e. u+ uNow, it's the newfie's turn.3 P8 L1 G! j  x
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with' |& ]: }5 y3 G) P, d6 a
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all; X1 `8 p* E) G/ ^# f/ w% V
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 c6 f  r* n% A, ~. Kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour0 z7 ]$ ~9 l# r& g& e: j6 Q
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: |& L0 ?. [4 Z' \( Y* a# Phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  ~3 S6 d  R2 Z, B+ |. V8 n3 oback to sleep. 5 k, X3 `; R8 k( J" t& V

9 N8 |! ^( r& }: G- m5 NThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He/ M" ^. t/ d: X8 R
wakes the newfie up and asks,   w1 `2 L" `7 ]1 D1 c

5 a. C7 _, ~% X6 j' l0 |8 _'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& f2 M3 b2 X# ?4 e: F5 P3 S+ w0 b4 Scomes down with four?'
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5 m9 S0 k& v, {3 e6 ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ( m V a# ]3 {4 `2 @2 o# P
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a }" w3 C8 a% D! L# x
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( k: k3 z7 G) J# v9 fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 l( K5 Y* z$ v: t/ ?, m2 v8 b( E( athe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：4 E6 n" Z0 Y0 b/ ~; @
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，; E- D8 _: L* K& m; c: c; g' B
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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! q( v7 H- k9 O% n全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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6 x% O8 ?! ]8 e! V! f* y别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 k% g$ u0 L5 t) Z8 Y3 `! Y. t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / k, g; U- H, M8 t" A7 f% _. O

: L; P5 q2 G+ M# _2 j真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% @" x5 R: {) a* D+ P$ p, r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 E- A# O+ p( C) c
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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