Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 ~  x; i. e% ^+ ~' P2 _8 c* p8 Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& U& f3 L8 v1 J4 U2 B1 k* cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
, j4 ^9 k& w8 p7 ^1 V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: l3 P2 P; `" I. x* w he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 l* r3 P' \* y. ~7 E lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 x# H: h! |% J# ]ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

9 P% a- M7 O; T! b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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( W4 o6 Y! {, C+ q7 H* F/ S, F This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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# v5 S1 Q, c0 h% yThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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1 K8 H, \5 d  dThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 {7 b+ |/ r6 t+ S7 B; Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 @" r, N9 j* z) G% a7 T, Klawyer.
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, |4 L+ x' k& jNow, it's the newfie's turn.

7 n( d6 J) `4 P/ K, IHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% g/ ]% Z, a2 [, h% {0 L7 S$ Othree legs, and comes down with four?'

  m: e6 R% w$ g% JThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ g: Y2 U7 D6 ]& p5 [4 i1 Sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, f; M0 w; p0 l8 Qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. N/ u, j9 \' ]/ D7 y( O0 t/ y: thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 `9 \2 `: f3 I. b2 Z4 p4 n# O! fback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 P0 v  u1 b8 G1 gwakes the newfie up and asks,

+ F% U2 Z& U- i$ m; @'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
) H" K& C5 p, u1 y; g& j# Z9 _comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) T6 C# D4 t4 U  _  l! M5 q% O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
6 d) j! T8 t1 G$ E0 N8 {. h% V  I" a>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! T" W& `  _/ Y! I>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' o& r' K  _; M! I7 g& ~' S8 s* C>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 o: J& p& t( F8 X5 {6 R' w1 k7 ]>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 x+ R" ]4 n; ?4 E- w>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

/ Q" ?8 r+ ^( j7 n: t, A>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 d, d* x, x0 h: I% n5 h" U- u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 T1 D4 o, b, S& s0 M( Q# Ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ P/ [, L) b4 n& Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  K% y" w, ]8 }1 q6 N" O& B" a, F6 l8 c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* I2 h  k9 k; \5 T+ r1 ]/ ~5 F: ?真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, T% I( G* D0 a7 P真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

0 p6 `* M* ]# X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

7 S0 z$ G$ I# n5 t8 L' f2 c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 o+ _" C* W' ^& z  ?* E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 E8 a! B( [- u, B6 I- }$ M真博学，偶像啊。

' s8 S0 g( ~) {7 L4 l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& x& B* W! d* }# _1 T4 P5 l她是大学教瘦？
! j9 ~+ m. _  [8 j5 m大学教胖还差不多
; |3 x* k! O4 ~% I, _) q* P她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 a# d$ A7 P; i- X4 o( W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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5 U* N# W* z) j: P哈哈，你们在这开小会呢