Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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  d4 h  G0 y; Q; r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  n1 ~! s9 R3 t* `) d+ S9 \) q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# i/ r8 K  ^* F' C4 o- lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

" Q8 y) n$ {# d8 |; L3 e0 M) Y! M' ` This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ a; M6 W# q& N; s, g( @. @the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

9 Q+ s( @) _8 f# u0 LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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* m) b* y6 L- ^  U% [5 h# B, t% yNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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: f6 {# k( z; lHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ x: H1 G0 m( B# ithree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ H, U" R0 u2 H% b* z: B) A% B. j: ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; W8 M( p0 ~0 A4 a) E: ]. ]the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, X# Y7 @. l0 m7 F7 xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% ?1 `# o! |! v1 w& t& A2 s' {  ?/ n/ Mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 K$ Y( J- `% K1 o' u1 }# Hwakes the newfie up and asks,
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, z  U' o7 Y4 n$ P: K  ~) M( f'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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6 I* s5 g- C2 B: d2 OThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 e4 Q. [1 {1 z9 z8 j- P# A>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 F: A! y) G5 E2 J0 }* V>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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( v, `: a6 }% s9 A6 K4 [3 K: I>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
9 X$ \8 c5 q1 E, H4 Q/ v: n1 Y7 `>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 K. s1 f, n% \$ e2 Q5 g>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; z' ^, r; T  Y' Y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; L8 Y/ |/ c& b* I+ O“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- g0 J6 L7 i9 n0 f) D0 ?8 d" a好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! `! g! M6 [3 q1 R) k真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: G, S1 V, K0 w! y$ @% ]! y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) k2 F! N5 n3 ]* J好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- I7 [6 @: m6 q) Z% K! d  e" v/ L9 i9 M真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

: J$ `. j9 c6 x7 l0 e7 k7 y' K真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

% L, r! K) E/ X4 ]. \! B/ n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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+ C! k* j8 o! H+ k" m! u' A8 [别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

, j" s; z/ K3 [; \3 t( |4 [3 n# a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 _6 l( Q" ?. Z& x6 o9 b她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 h1 X* G. e. k' L说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, h, S; B, p% n# Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢