Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 c: C2 ^2 w7 W+ G( Y' }the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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) _' [7 ^; [$ b! s The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ U7 }4 r# j5 T" V* b2 ^7 E he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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( n8 G) ]9 P# @( b; ]- x% ^ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ I* P" e% N" S! M will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 f* @$ q" u5 e' n3 e) s4 `+ `the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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3 Q5 k" H6 U2 c: UThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 ?: K6 a1 l' Rthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

. U) s. l, q" LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( D+ Z. S# r) Q9 K& g& }( V8 Bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 D2 [6 z8 ?" x  Nlawyer.
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6 H% Z6 u0 z+ U7 z+ R5 pNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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0 c% s' \; Y- Q0 E/ R/ ?: ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# U: ^  Q* _1 Rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. A2 Q) H# m7 p4 J/ L; \hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 g, R0 E( B; v/ Q( Q0 Xback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

6 s' F' D+ e5 k7 s/ cLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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' W- }( ~' `2 {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' x* R& I+ ^* [+ w" A>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- Z. }8 }4 G3 r+ E& p>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  s1 M% z" M# H>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 ?8 n& Z* W! X/ N+ {& v>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; A- m5 L  {: T0 N$ g* ^! J>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; e( T* {. I  f>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( c- R3 r' B2 ]8 g; q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 H* J- A1 u0 U- R0 a; z& dA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 J+ o& k) ?0 vthe newfie would l ...

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7 @5 W, k. Y  [3 \3 R' Z' R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% e3 E8 Z' F$ ~1 n/ E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 d& `8 W+ E* T8 N$ f$ O2 |/ T5 T) q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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0 G; I( A$ |$ {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ f6 n/ Y2 \+ c, H7 d* i: R/ y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 b& T' F- x# N9 }* w: T/ s真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


; `+ u* v0 a& {* q/ p全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- [8 Y0 w0 ^' O3 I多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 L+ X0 ?- I$ M" O8 k; C; h她是大学教瘦？
* y; s2 q, R" W4 e! g5 K大学教胖还差不多
! z' R8 o3 ^: ?她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ B0 x9 p) C: R4 `2 y5 h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# m) F' ?6 o) n说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢