Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; n6 m5 ~0 R/ Slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: m6 X3 L- g, H9 W6 z/ fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
5 u8 \5 N, ^! X3 @+ M* Z' d: T! | The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ M* D1 c2 F0 U. m- J" N! k, Y1 U+ Q9 i3 j he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' k- W- Z* a0 ?7 Z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ ~6 D5 X! K% gyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" y0 Z( X0 ?0 r1 b0 Z! e) m" S0 e will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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9 h1 H. S5 {; DThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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5 ~' p: x5 }$ B8 H* q: EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
$ V3 V- y2 Q: `% g& Glawyer.
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. O% @* `6 G. M5 f6 TNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% j: h- |3 u( ?& oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ {7 I' D! a& S6 }' P# ?- fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 @+ F. s/ f+ }3 D: K  R( ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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3 ~  g& Y/ `! ^# Z% S3 m/ k'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) X" S1 J, R4 M! C: m; v2 T& F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- x, Y9 g- @; r6 x: L>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! f- h2 S( S6 V>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
: e" J1 C; _* j+ E: L  \>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 V" D+ G. J5 S>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 E1 P4 O; I* z; P& Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 n3 {( S0 o- o$ m2 [0 F8 HA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 `# U0 ~8 X( n8 Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. v  x: c1 F3 e* `; {the newfie would l ...

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& x0 x- ]4 @; m$ i8 c好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 Z9 B/ N' R$ K- m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& E3 y; e8 ]: J- b7 E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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2 u4 v' ~4 `3 L; }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 I; E& `4 X6 l) H6 a好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

  A6 }5 ^1 i& \1 u3 i真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

! i- X0 {5 e7 y3 G1 C. V# v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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6 j! m6 t+ [# n) @1 _8 m  u别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ j0 R/ P  i5 I" A加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" T1 x+ }- a; S' u5 Y) G1 ^) z* }大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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. |) L* u8 ?/ f8 I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
0 \; {* u; c3 X$ r8 k/ |大学教胖还差不多
7 E& p7 W# o& F& l! J, G她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' m/ v- F# G1 N, C: H4 v: |+ L; [说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢