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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so- ]1 J% N) j0 ?9 m( r" E( p
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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- f7 t; ^7 s1 z. f4 Uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,# j. x0 p+ M4 i: V& Z
you pay me only $5.
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$ d2 Y9 }) q( z, Z; E1 u You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I, \$ J1 p& M0 S' C: p* m
will pay you $500. 4 d4 m( Q6 _) |8 E1 d6 G* z
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep/ B. |- T5 p+ \9 D( O
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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* |3 t" f+ G' |/ OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with) L: V2 w1 z7 t
three legs, and comes down with four?' 3 V# W% r2 H& x' d
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all8 r8 K6 R# C5 Y4 Z# H) Q7 D7 H
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and- o6 N/ X: z  ?) E- {1 |
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the+ H2 U- \2 c/ X- @9 l, Q
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two + n2 d( l  F1 R3 j- V$ I. L4 ]
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ; ?3 @. Z7 @! s+ ~& `7 S9 ^/ w" i
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 5 ]! ]& W( \1 Y2 K5 c
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 H2 L0 b/ j; N, [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. S- j5 j2 @/ O/ r, _% \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 v% _- z3 ~" P+ D>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ) L  C( R1 K' C
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 ^+ u8 y1 ]9 w* A" z5 w$ Z4 J& t>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 h+ t; g# ^+ H- q0 K>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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8 _; E. d5 _2 I>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's , e# B9 y4 q0 Y; H
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 2 n. R2 j" N( f  d2 ]$ v9 p& W0 t
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 4 F3 e8 e* y1 o  a2 V
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 `2 ?4 |) q1 V; F5 i+ EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would l ...
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) U) f$ f/ i" N5 t, N1 l好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- x. n5 W+ n% `* T6 S$ m3 j
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,6 w/ c/ ]& ~& E8 u5 W: w
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 # z& H7 k3 P: a6 }4 V' U
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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* w& `4 {# K1 T$ E; b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:' {7 U, V0 u; V9 V/ n! r
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,$ A" w9 I: c) w* f
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

0 E4 m/ [- f' L真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 # P: L/ F: S! `4 L* j6 U. G

! N, u( f1 x; I5 n/ X. H真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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3 X. q0 ^/ |' o" u1 K2 r( S5 r别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

: _7 c! g' {$ s. s, g' a/ Q, C: w你已经在路上了
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% R& w2 V% I4 y/ ~% e3 H9 Z  ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

+ C$ m% A* u) W! ]* v大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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8 D& ]; L6 N! x& M. A' e% u大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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; O6 O' Y, B; J/ A$ G0 g+ E& Q$ Q她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 C) R2 e. a! t  q9 N9 y) ~
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 O" `2 H% H; D% g紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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