Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- G3 C0 I* Y: H* l) Y+ Plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 F4 k) N& u$ h1 Z: j9 Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, z( J6 b' Y: y% \0 E/ D: L0 uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

# b0 j4 w5 T; ^# [) S* O! r% W This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 g4 C# ]3 V( s+ _0 G: _3 K# w5 Ppocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
0 I. i! {! ~( ^+ c1 Rlawyer.
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7 K. N1 J8 ?7 v3 F5 w/ j$ KNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 ]1 O1 o6 a+ d. r: ~3 X# ZHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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! x- i1 X+ c- ]. `The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 O2 V3 v5 Z" V1 r5 w: O+ m1 ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 B) O7 Z6 u" v4 a& Othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, j: I5 p" I: {# Mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
7 J, M# C% J, p5 j' m- R4 V, Bback to sleep.

$ B' X1 ]5 B. e+ ~  aThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ O: b/ u5 o+ G0 I  @3 gwakes the newfie up and asks,
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# H) _1 S+ w6 ^9 t. H! u9 W3 j'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
! S7 w1 n1 l- L. L  ]
- b! i, r9 Q. y# {6 HThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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. m8 L7 A5 Y' Z4 s$ K: v5 P( `  Z* `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 k: w2 I/ ]7 F  X: ?! B6 @: M& |! v>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 M& e6 e8 A" u. t! d& \7 R4 _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

, ^4 N9 D% w* a; }8 ^1 X( S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) e7 ^0 G( E- T% d3 A>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 z+ o. S" [2 w>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* U8 W2 o  s; k6 _) P/ Q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ H8 |. l1 G0 v* e* x* |; V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, N2 p* v3 b) W% Q3 T: u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, E8 B: b6 p( C4 b' O" t7 y; O>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) `+ g1 r) G4 A8 s8 Pthe newfie would l ...

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% p0 Y8 z+ u/ @- z8 h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ a/ {- x+ E# C! e) C6 V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; f0 B4 A0 V2 P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 R2 l2 a* i1 G7 q- S5 b* {! C真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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# _/ ?* y* @; U. e3 x4 h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& h+ A+ U' L# Q0 ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. W: \8 M8 [( u真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


6 U) _* ?: y5 d/ f! y全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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) x3 ~8 x3 O! |2 F$ I1 u别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! t- k) _0 ~9 e# g5 x9 f多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

' r) B) U9 Z/ v5 j# X7 E真博学，偶像啊。

$ T0 A9 j- Y5 \7 d2 J7 P- {3 S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

$ o) U9 V* X3 Y6 i9 U0 f7 a" \. ?大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 L  Z$ L" G9 u( K& q* x她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
2 g% p, A) {& Y- D5 i# H她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" w# U$ x  a$ `3 M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 Q% D+ H! ~8 Z. M1 n. F说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 y8 F' ]+ w/ t紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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7 J, q0 ]& S& w& s哈哈，你们在这开小会呢