Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: ]* n. p2 g' n; K
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb/ {& p9 M, D/ O' [6 O
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if, o! }7 ~# Z9 R% c( j4 E$ |
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so- V+ P0 J6 V# K, K
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* F) S. e+ o; v1 s1 D- x5 Y lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ y6 F- [1 U9 D3 O5 R  vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 q9 c: ?! \/ I6 u8 kyou pay me only $5. 3 R  i: }. h1 |. V: }- {; \; u

, E; u/ Q4 l( ^$ C/ r8 [4 v# X You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
# J; J( A) r; z will pay you $500. ) L8 v4 a9 H, c9 u; S& I

. N! n1 V' m. s( I This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
" S5 P3 w: N" m$ ~! b+ Cthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 y1 [9 W, B+ Y% L) ]The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 J* g# l$ h% Q3 Othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' " k3 u: ?* K$ \6 z- P( l
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 y4 ~) ?3 M! ?) mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the- V; t! i* h. v3 i3 \! g
lawyer.
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2 C9 i3 N1 G% ^" pNow, it's the newfie's turn.. l* Y+ z$ w* c6 s# O
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with9 ~7 R! c  Y# p# y" Z2 h" V1 i  D
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" `6 r! {! z& B' b: j2 F+ eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 h6 B: r- j: ]hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right- \- n2 P5 H% G, m% j
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: Z+ I9 o1 z% l, V" f9 X% `; [wakes the newfie up and asks, 6 B( x. r+ ]# H% r3 G* a2 r# ]

* C1 q+ D( S) r' J3 C- x, m, {'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and2 D9 k5 x0 p3 r# ]; V2 i2 m5 Q
comes down with four?' 9 @# u! d/ H. ^  J) ?
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 / x `/ e) Q' c- F( A2 l! e8 v
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
a8 ~7 F- U7 x! o0 glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb$ f j U$ p7 t
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 C* D# J0 b$ p: k2 j7 k3 c7 uthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ B/ _& y0 L2 H( v4 ~8 Y3 L8 Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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$ H- ~* A4 o$ z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* ]* J- y% C% t' V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，* ~# g- H0 x5 @
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 v. M, N& E7 }, s# N. z% x/ [6 h
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* e/ I; A" `, ^% Y$ O1 H全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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2 `1 y7 w2 J, ~+ o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 1 Y7 M; q8 Q1 f+ u
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0 W+ e' w! L* o5 S: O4 Y1 n别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 O+ r, [5 c; V, k) D
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / {/ r- L. Y0 \. W

# ]3 Z) v2 l6 \9 i' R真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ( m1 ^' ^3 ~: z2 J2 Q. e

& ]- ^" r- q$ o) t+ d. |7 ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 9 \8 ]- U% d6 g8 A
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# f: W* L" l( M& _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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