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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a8 |" [2 h' d2 O0 x9 D5 P
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; F2 g& @% `. o! S9 Q5 o! Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if6 W" i: c, w9 w/ F: d
the newfie would like to play a fun game. # l! q* q9 c& h4 u  j6 n4 o" x
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 z) ]( _+ H1 ~5 t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The. }/ c4 E+ p6 p" p
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I: O+ l2 `' M  n
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- k1 u; c; F! Dyou pay me only $5. + Y% d+ S' Z: k# w3 l% M

# d  O3 e0 ?/ m9 E, J+ J/ M% h$ _ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  V) d# T, S5 t/ b# [, M0 b will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep# V( ]! W' G) w4 b) y
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 4 M; R! E6 b5 ?: `' y- y4 @" G
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's* b! X9 v1 j8 K
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his$ X# u/ i; b3 D& v4 w. m/ z& L
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the: N. ^" o, D9 z, ], t3 ^1 K' _
lawyer.
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& E: K" c3 j7 @7 wNow, it's the newfie's turn.( Q( U' B2 g+ h. Q

' H) p9 J7 V) B7 qHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with& o3 V5 }% {& ~5 g# I) q
three legs, and comes down with four?' 6 e* F6 y$ X. k, Y
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. O2 `+ T8 I  G) sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and+ J; Z7 ?1 i) R$ o
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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+ s+ q$ V- W% m1 A2 PThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He# c* D) a; R9 Z' k
wakes the newfie up and asks, & N; b+ W+ I+ m8 r* I

& p1 {0 t$ O: D* s8 {) z' t" E3 ['Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
9 x( T! r. {0 f( X, B- Scomes down with four?'
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3 h4 U- l; U' ^7 ~  u  q$ CThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
9 x: J' z. X. L' }# l& j# pand goes back to sleep.+ Z5 N7 Q2 `+ P! Y! `7 @4 s

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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& h# [3 z3 N6 D) m: u' OLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the! r' p- h2 k2 L8 _1 b4 r9 e# E, ^

. x- y2 p+ m$ ?; C9 F; L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- d5 p7 F; Y9 ]0 W4 G# R2 [8 h>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 0 U3 t2 m! O% _" `5 `
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ; y' R; i5 \& L
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 2 K- J% N# p  x7 Y, Z+ E
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct3 H9 E) _( L  b9 D6 e8 k8 s  w4 S
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research , B- R: c# u. `- O
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* D" o2 B$ w/ M- c( ?* q8 J- N5 j) m>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more " J3 K4 P6 B/ O4 w* j- u7 I
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' t! B2 Q( s- w( P>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three( F9 s4 L; p7 {3 T( O% T
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% I4 r, m& V" T# p: m>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the $ x8 L. W0 e0 x
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 \7 s- B9 L  g% [>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 . @; r+ }$ Z2 ~) B* K# u: u' `  U
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# m  I+ j! _3 `" {, o/ }6 c4 klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) ?/ c% c' Z, J5 B- v0 I9 {/ uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 w6 v! H0 ~4 Y% `3 B: I: _the newfie would l ...
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" c/ ~3 f7 Q( U) Q9 ?/ P/ ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
3 M/ h5 r6 {& p/ d4 u“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,: o3 b: W  v+ S) g# q: g6 J: M6 `
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 i3 L5 n2 D0 J+ Y$ ~" i
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 $ Y  J) O6 p( ?( ^& V0 T
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:; V% E! k4 ~) n
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
; C4 s' a: ]; t; \' C. i8 [! z好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

3 i% A) H. z/ R4 W% D  C真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; ~# {) w( Z, h$ @" b真聪明,偶像啊

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5 K. e8 ]# e4 }+ Y  y全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表   `$ K# i% N& x" l- W! N

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4 d) U" m8 g8 N& I$ N9 H全盘接受一下。

7 S( p/ z9 q. a真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 9 Y5 C' r0 S( R% |' c: Q3 E$ m: a# q
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 4 X! s' ]' r. b4 ~( `0 {8 C: T! z

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

" }9 h& S  ?% X+ Z2 L4 {  Z0 d6 z你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 $ ~% Q# F8 ]4 `4 E- q$ f
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& `- r& \1 S9 X. }/ g多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 {% a6 D# u& \9 I3 Y

+ V% O2 o; ?% k6 v真博学,偶像啊。

+ ?: X+ `# E; D; D大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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% ?$ w3 ?! A# _. Q大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?8 M0 V3 M4 J# x; n" Q* f
大学教胖还差不多 0 k6 [) @# S5 K/ u: f
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( ]4 V$ D: o$ ~, v. ~+ x' u紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 R& x3 f1 D3 }- s1 x紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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