Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& W5 H: ^7 |- Q: H& Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) A, K) j8 l( C2 q8 pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; a3 }3 `, q1 \- J$ P! r: o' Q! Lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' h- p1 j9 a: O. M4 }you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

& v( v0 Y/ @$ e* pThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ c9 Q. w; _" m0 ?3 J7 r2 U/ f# Mthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 D% I% Q5 F' W; j* x( fThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

5 j. G! ~  w. t. g7 O. d) NHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, T2 \" I9 W" d1 X4 Kthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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2 G. Y* G0 U% L% z9 ?The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 N# z4 J. m8 G! M+ p! B4 Vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 B, Y" J& E/ E  Xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

+ o5 T& E& Y% @. X+ Z, {/ @'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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) z7 H% W8 X8 j. [The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

7 `" L; ]6 h- y8 F0 \3 Y/ t7 l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ p9 M0 J4 W$ H7 H>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 W- D' ^& d* F! E0 e>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

0 l1 Z, l% B2 b/ W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 }" v% l. R4 x2 t4 J% |>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 p9 s1 D8 Y( p" b" V% O8 `>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 z, f3 ~& E4 u7 p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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: u; e( y% C+ d2 p% X* Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: Q. p; M( B3 s( n+ g$ w9 y/ H$ Y! k>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) U! c0 s. _" hA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) Y* E6 w+ N* w3 R2 ithe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 V9 v# l* `& L1 E" t真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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8 i+ G: i  Y0 u: i; q# E* \8 {- r7 ^9 d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 A0 ]9 @8 w$ T) u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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2 g5 @$ ~: b( c% x真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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, k8 c0 h1 J) R( m! a9 T/ Y/ R别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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% }; n! {6 y! g1 q4 q- Q0 l别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ K1 Q# N4 u0 M2 g" Z- n你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% t6 F: v. w8 [* e& a1 \/ q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦？
5 T  C+ A6 W. ~7 Q( A5 f0 T大学教胖还差不多
7 ]& x$ @0 t) [她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' ^2 }! D0 e& J5 w& H说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ e& O$ M' d# w2 p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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