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3 S% A) T8 @. ?" ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 f) `6 Z8 |/ B+ B1 {" B3 ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- {: y5 f- g2 W$ R$ X
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I" l6 i m+ S* }$ |
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer," A. X# a0 l: ?# s, h
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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& c; w' K) ?; }" ]! z. R* l; _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep. X% o$ D% N4 A1 X
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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# J# q: m6 M% S* v$ vThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's- s/ T; A n- A
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! o! C8 P( Q0 _& o% fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn./ z5 k7 X9 Z3 A, S; X6 w
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ ~3 W2 B" T, p% N5 z' Q5 Kthree legs, and comes down with four?' 1 t" k; f L( m+ t
" ~* T# U7 a* ?6 BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all$ B% s8 \0 G' I) R: H& a4 z
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all$ H; v& y" Y1 M. ~2 u
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right! M7 W. P: b8 J1 v( X& U
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 f& r7 J) V# k# zwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41
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