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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* U# X" D+ R, D( T
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb  G& ~8 ?- j' F) c1 U8 q& m, H3 @
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 h/ I. o0 R# C0 k0 ^
the newfie would like to play a fun game. : \1 m; p% I$ E( T8 }7 U  A6 W! O
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so# a! e0 G) f$ l+ t
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The6 u% O9 t. b2 n. n$ J6 d6 E
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 p. |, b# @: `  V( hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,- e6 S8 H* D# M# v
you pay me only $5. ; _. d$ B: Z) x
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I. G' X9 D& q" E
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep" j+ @2 ^1 B# i* G
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's( K3 w5 W- s4 `9 F) ^
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 9 W1 ]9 [" E) a! x1 W. M

% [6 {: M% [5 V, s( C) KThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his# F* |! U& p5 o7 k4 }4 |
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.- g& P; o& r; l5 i/ f5 h/ L2 q

  X% G8 b' R- X3 J5 z9 `9 G+ `/ A7 AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 T2 s  w% W9 x- ]4 p, x2 O" Sthree legs, and comes down with four?' + Z6 H  m1 m) ^
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* J: u* O; {2 e" vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ L& ^' B0 K% O! C) G7 lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour* _4 y$ X, ]- x, w5 e6 O& Q
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and0 g$ p: O  |3 g" f. r" t
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ b1 Z( E  J5 A+ I4 Awakes the newfie up and asks, 0 n6 \4 I2 F. }

7 H2 O# f- {; r& y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and5 W2 U6 I& ~2 x' H1 [# T1 ~! z7 ~
comes down with four?' 9 W# X9 ?$ {2 n* J: K6 }8 B( x
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' D8 c9 F5 D" Q) Y- d>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 V9 P: l3 I0 m1 A( H8 w1 q/ y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the + z" `- l' @& R" R1 z
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; o) R  p; n! [/ u% g8 c# l>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct/ ]& x7 r1 N; L
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 5 r/ i( R; S9 w: g7 R- a
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 U$ A# W) T7 ^' t" Y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- \6 a& b# G: R9 h9 ~( [>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  a. r9 E+ m2 l* g3 f  b. C( k8 c>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three& }! M- r+ |3 j3 _/ W

/ F. v3 r5 |$ A>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 8 ~- G( ^6 z3 J9 Q" V2 m
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ `; k" O7 M. I% z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, A3 V% Z; u9 |>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 y, ^/ K2 Y5 sA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 d  h1 h0 p6 w! P1 b$ Z+ S- ^3 Y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 l9 S2 i" P) ?: Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if. `( p# n# Z  {# Q7 |2 z
the newfie would l ...

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- M+ I; c3 ^. O. M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:* ?; z: W# K1 w9 z* s+ H) `/ V
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,1 Q8 f: E' [% P5 Q
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ' C3 N! Q3 b( @5 x, B+ \
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. X& Z- _8 v1 w# K/ j真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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  A$ Y$ c$ n& |" x3 @% C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ J2 G7 W6 L. o) S" M+ S) u: Z
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,. H, m3 H" `3 [( Y/ D* B
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

3 {4 ^4 @3 D3 ^2 J3 S# E) X真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 % O0 _8 c6 u; T' H# d( q
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 7 Z- P1 Z* I: B$ ~
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ) R9 d1 d- z. z" @' z6 \
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 ?$ i5 J* d" V$ h9 C你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' N* C2 Q: r! |. M加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 M& X3 d3 N9 n/ `& k8 b+ r多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 l4 f& y( m6 P& _/ K$ t

- C3 X' C8 j2 @' s+ Z真博学,偶像啊。

- y  O; w1 p0 R4 H* D' @大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 0 x  ^4 u/ ~9 a2 X
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

5 Q* b8 l2 r3 \她是大学教瘦?
9 l8 r+ I/ u; S' G大学教胖还差不多 $ W0 o$ K* s' I* O2 {
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ( V; l7 v1 r2 A7 w  S0 ?' ~
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" ~7 r5 X, R8 i  r7 a说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 G  b- L- M* B1 r( j* ~+ H) ?
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) T8 T7 Z; k, g8 L5 v$ P1 R1 D, c7 e. H哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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