Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' Y  h8 a% B; _$ ], X- tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, c! k4 F' Q1 P' ?. K3 z9 A/ ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 K5 C' h0 q& ]: k: J he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 F/ @% f+ e) u" A1 D lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" Y' a& y* D6 k& N% d. S; n& Y- hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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" ]# T0 u: T0 V) m You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

0 y+ D) k& s( J7 ]" Z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 k. W9 }8 E( w- ?6 Ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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/ O$ o6 Q+ h1 z/ `# VThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! k: q" O  p( l6 j2 Zpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
' ^6 T7 H2 d# x* T  llawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

/ \$ h& ?- y  U  {& JHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

: ]6 x# V- r' WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" g$ N1 h' i: a; j! r. f. Ywakes the newfie up and asks,

% F7 e9 C: k' r4 D; @'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 w$ S# o8 q; J! a# Icomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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4 c% ~; [! w1 c0 h- c7 [/ t8 DLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

# Q: i# Z& K- s# m0 ^. t# C* L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" b& a* B, _1 p, {: V" V>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 t5 t. T3 B2 U8 ~! B) E>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  F+ O0 w. l: H6 c9 J2 y0 f8 X. L3 X>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; \% ^  s. q7 M: [  ^6 _>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# S! ~7 B% C8 D$ r$ H5 p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

2 p% O/ t" h7 \: U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 c  Z/ x, g" N+ M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# Y. ~- r' q9 z% q$ S" m>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( T$ d! v0 h! W. H  RA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 `/ R$ N% X$ [long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& C. N4 [( g" |# w7 [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# U" R5 x& E/ T( Qthe newfie would l ...

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$ Q1 }4 @6 j$ J* C2 `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 V; D5 _; t1 U  _* i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' O! g0 c. u; N5 E: J3 x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) y5 k# N! z/ O# T" b  {  C& r8 C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



7 b9 M2 e& H+ U- N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ `5 F3 b# s' p, ], U真聪明，偶像啊

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7 I6 ]' M% _1 P" T- K0 X全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( ~, B" C% z. G; ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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' J2 O0 e& f% S  `3 V0 a) A5 v别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ g5 V( {/ D3 N你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: T/ c9 n1 R: X2 G3 W加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 l: m- g# o# q3 D" l' }0 M+ U真博学，偶像啊。

( Z. z; J8 M6 S) l, y% a, ?6 r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ m9 C# d) ?$ c  z: a8 T6 X她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! d. S+ }" u* I& z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* D- _4 ]8 W5 ]3 j2 C说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  E$ ~7 p2 W: E  e  d6 ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢