Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# Y. |; Z* [  @, k he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( D5 G4 p0 w  g1 ~. D9 x! ] lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" @! A) O% x1 B0 w* i% ]/ L. oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ [) q% M- E. D1 o9 A9 jyou pay me only $5.
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0 o7 K! o& r1 o4 ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, \8 g' N$ Y( X; m will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

7 R) h1 Z% l# w) cThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 I( e; H" p2 E9 S1 Q1 Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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- o1 z7 }+ X4 @" SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% P' Y2 ]1 u6 \* K& a: F3 greferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' _/ c' s% E4 zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ b" X, `5 ^0 w; E# [; A4 Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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- ~0 F; h" L) U8 h1 T>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% e, ^& t4 |$ a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 p$ f3 y/ c; N: F4 v& w# C4 l" i>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# e1 p# E& e8 N! E& ^+ k/ w>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 H, W1 S% S1 p* Q2 h# ]2 z0 c>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ I0 Z4 l- \* a- T6 d. a>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 C  c; }# z' y! {# R0 SA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 n' U* d2 R4 }# }7 T/ xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, U" {8 V( m; W, M8 n/ @6 \the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" z" T$ x, g# K! F8 \1 S9 }" u- Z$ X9 k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) l) E' j0 e3 X( `2 i) A$ w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ H; q8 L2 B# `; F9 _真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



. D- r6 _1 Q- Y1 s: t9 v4 v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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. p; O, q* y4 p# A全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


4 U# C- }4 w" c8 Y) y% L5 \全盘接受一下。

8 P5 z7 X0 m# T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

: i' `- Q* P8 W/ t9 V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 a) A  I! F2 w6 Q7 s1 M' {加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

* ]$ w- C  B$ M5 t6 j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
" O7 O# i* @; l. z' C1 z9 U她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: u1 e9 U0 o) w% z7 ]- `& \) j说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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