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long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb7 L' {& e2 k# u e" t3 ]6 ?
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
a9 c) _3 U) H, s; wthe newfie would like to play a fun game. & H0 Z$ |+ w; q! ~, R! u) c6 u g0 n
* s8 W* B; z: A$ S The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so: B }' Y' f. B
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The. ~) [. C) V1 p4 _2 R5 w
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 J. d# ^+ D4 a- ^ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: {# A6 n" |" ^you pay me only $5. # `. l& @% v+ c1 r: N) Y
$ x; x* d: [ f+ A7 e You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
8 f2 H) S0 T! x: c; R will pay you $500. 3 R0 i0 g4 q. ^7 {/ j
$ n9 I& G% |: }2 [# a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep% B( b: h/ Q/ s( a( |
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ( @- g! }; [4 A% ?- F
, t9 [, z+ {& i) ZThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! ? g5 l( x4 v: ?the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 2 W+ z4 B @9 C5 o- [" G7 z
+ X) f- E8 C3 M! ^( oThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% N! z$ d6 f$ d2 W! p! ` s8 ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 U% H* x+ j5 o4 V/ Z* z. qlawyer. , g) N7 R* C1 n) }0 H
8 d, h3 f/ s! k- zNow, it's the newfie's turn., Y8 Q3 v/ S% t( M; y5 R
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with# p6 I# R2 I) b
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all9 T1 p* x3 W1 Z6 Y
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
?, F9 A+ k2 _2 t2 \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour( V0 {8 P( E4 ?5 S# E- e
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 ]% d& |6 f* o7 T% y5 }hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 i( H: A- W3 \3 |0 cback to sleep. 7 X3 r! y- g. K# w7 Z! v
1 m% `1 i6 ^& J H' OThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ ]$ I. [" U% b( f2 N8 e" ^0 D% ywakes the newfie up and asks,
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/ O% Q8 M" j5 ~# L- a'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and% B" ^6 @9 s& \0 M
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5# J! F5 K- q) L( a
and goes back to sleep.- A/ {6 p2 d7 I, ^# C
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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58
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