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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  m- S7 O" p! \  J. ~the newfie would like to play a fun game. 0 r. C) ]* X+ q! \5 o+ M
  
3 N4 c) o! s% ?& L3 j0 j: {' V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 Z# S* z- n$ U0 m/ C he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 C& d- w% b( k( ~2 |5 t lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I- ?+ s( O8 g2 ~- G1 k
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,2 P: Q2 s7 k; R
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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6 @+ r" g: J% {4 t, M* t8 p5 ~ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep% y/ d1 T- K1 A5 J: Z8 s
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ; ^6 B2 n/ u  f' p5 a$ J  {

$ r- l' z! b0 m0 h/ @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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$ c2 h3 E) Q/ L- @The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his) v7 G9 k0 A" v6 b, I! N# N
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.  R, h. r' e( v9 j& [

8 Z. P3 ~; G8 N) D# cHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all2 B9 }5 A9 p" I/ w6 ~
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all4 h& V3 s+ C6 O  V& s) j1 O
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour1 h7 i- B; {& I! n0 n/ ^  N: ]. O
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and! K# V; v6 {/ Z# R; X5 R" z
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right! m; }9 Z9 i8 J" _. U' d' P
back to sleep. ; s5 f' J/ u' w. W$ b
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and5 g- H. X. T/ x& e
comes down with four?'
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, Z7 Y7 y; V! R6 f1 u# uThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the( j1 H6 s. [; o1 P- D+ ]

: ]* }  l* D' i. |) Q6 V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 7 ?8 R( ~- |' l/ A( n
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 s7 m( P* k% S1 F4 v>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 6 g! P9 _9 G- s& e* k- ~/ W
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" I7 m4 V( J7 z6 [6 c1 y* Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct" L/ Q5 l- }# z: U

3 C( b# ~: U; J0 W; d( j0 C8 M! J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* x, \* u; D- W>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- p. b" [6 L9 P* R>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% ?8 k2 y0 @7 j2 `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 8 i* O# J! a% C) o* J
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three& }- i% o, Z  \# b% |/ k7 V" |, g

# U3 @7 Y7 m1 r9 O, m8 T>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 0 s2 w4 W8 i- |* ]# `0 l# ]6 h& l
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 h/ \- I! h: @; }$ Z6 M: e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ' L, W+ L* u% n0 G
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! z: O% K# D9 T( ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, ^8 k- k) _) f( r1 q" q: _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ }2 Z- d. l* ?: x, s1 ?the newfie would l ...
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( S' ^* k3 C3 z  v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:1 I2 Z6 p2 n2 h$ m, p. ^6 w
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
! D3 _9 Y3 _/ _" F7 q9 f  `" O好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . B0 ~" D3 j; [
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 8 S3 f+ j, `$ C, o2 R

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- D& q% M6 C5 o" K: e! A5 e
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
4 v( I. s, t2 q2 K. V好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

3 b  S' v8 U" ~# s$ P真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 " d) C7 }8 O! k0 W

+ {* s( N! S3 H" x6 k真聪明,偶像啊
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1 J. k8 d7 v: Z( C全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 0 S  B' x3 U$ ]; [  Z4 C
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2 T% n4 k( x1 Q全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 - _! ]7 J9 B1 |- r% w. G, i

: x* T5 w9 u5 u真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 " r- W& B  e* w1 {& b" |, U
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, }5 W# L" f) d  \' [加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- F$ H; q& c* F$ n多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; f6 p8 w, ^/ L  w, B大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 9 x6 {0 `! g& G* d& _

& _, P  M& C  k* W: j  S9 D; e大学教授哦,能不剥削?

% w8 c' y) s5 G& F' ?她是大学教瘦?9 J$ e2 N# I1 ~6 A1 s4 R+ g
大学教胖还差不多 3 e+ A* l+ H& P
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! O3 q% N( [4 I/ q/ R/ Z
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 x3 D( ^+ n0 a说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 ]& g4 q9 Y$ F# ?紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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