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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' W8 }3 ~- z+ Y* r+ xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, L2 I# Y' E0 I; T$ L2 Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& L+ T; m; t. ?/ a: b. l( a/ E4 pthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# \  @5 z$ y, q* t) Z, |5 d2 o he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 N% _7 ?) \: x lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 J0 A2 v; @6 X9 P( ^/ j* `ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,8 Y  r" t+ J& T' D
you pay me only $5.
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0 l. I" n& t- D* k* \& n You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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/ c8 }+ z% h( o) v; C6 J* A7 k This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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: ]' T8 H) W8 S( F7 p5 [The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's3 w# [# W6 A/ E* I
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 7 o4 I4 x: G+ z0 T( e
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ ^4 b! h% ]+ ]) G% g% l6 |pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 W% |. H2 j2 H/ B2 H9 p6 F/ |lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.3 b3 H4 T. r. I* k( e
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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, w9 b' B  l! ]$ a$ _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all0 c8 S  n; x1 \, n3 b5 s2 g
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all2 S& i; o9 r/ S+ o
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 P* O: N& F' Qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and* q9 _8 \3 _! l) R8 \# c
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 x6 W2 w  l5 {* f* z% H% f* mwakes the newfie up and asks,
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/ x% `: p3 s! n5 z- G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and: I) @8 W. _6 Y
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!+ S: i) h1 G+ R' `
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the; x+ c9 d7 n* Z
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ' c3 ~+ V$ m# m1 S% d5 e
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 ~" [- D  d/ y; \" O, D>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ W. ^0 g, ^) h>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- ^. {7 o" {6 }0 {, J>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research # h8 h8 g- |7 ~$ z
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& X! V3 L- a: j( S" e1 p' v>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: y% Z' l/ H4 }( Z7 A. i>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, - A! o3 l+ S: Q" @& n4 Y
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three0 E0 G8 t7 ]+ n
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- x+ u# {5 ^/ w. f& x>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 y. q8 |6 b  A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: g3 U1 A$ Y* I2 d; a+ [+ Q0 _>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" ~8 I3 \) M8 Y" J( U% p$ mA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a& @# j8 R% V9 d. C0 C
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, ~1 t# B  B5 M- N8 L- e
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if8 K/ [* K2 m- m* u& `5 v1 a# }
the newfie would l ...

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+ o$ x) _2 f  c% o" j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
( [/ z, B" g3 _) s“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, N, g, J6 d$ M1 V+ O$ `1 P好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * w9 G6 U9 ~$ n
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 _2 ?" U$ H" n3 \/ s0 u; l真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:5 o( j% j/ S+ k" C$ v% |/ S3 B
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,0 b: I! x' }/ ?* k1 w6 w. V
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

" d/ F& M7 Q4 P4 X% v& {% l真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% V" O" M& s/ X. n; R( F真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

8 T- v  n* X; a: o- G0 J3 @真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 5 Z4 H3 L" O6 D7 F

5 r/ H5 `+ c+ e* P( j5 v% m/ E8 }8 y1 y真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ( F. x+ O+ t( M1 G$ G

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0 L4 H& o- J$ w7 Y( v1 }别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 Q7 X/ _8 H6 I) a) D( U  u你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 s" o3 I  S6 ]. r7 ~
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 A& x" @4 }0 C' a/ H# g多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

$ k. @% q# T- I* k1 ~8 `/ |' R/ {大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

, P% h# b  }9 ~9 I她是大学教瘦?. ]% [) S) U/ E6 E+ X' d
大学教胖还差不多
' n) i: k0 b4 F: s. A她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 C! _& g6 r( C
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% U* [/ s0 q- G2 w+ }  `0 H说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 a9 f# F7 u8 }& n" b# C$ w9 D
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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! u" A! F! S# @% @哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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