Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 w% `1 L$ W% S" g* G' j# D6 Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* k. l7 q. O+ k; z$ i# Z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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0 `8 F& \( Y' L1 e This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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/ O$ w. f& k# f+ P( ^6 ]7 {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ O" Z% i+ V3 O" ~4 qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% ?# F- g1 Q- y( _( xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
( {6 B) E" V( Q* I6 {+ H5 [lawyer.

$ E: y! L( W0 k8 mNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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, n- |$ m3 j7 F, H  D* BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 x; v% o# U, P- Mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! A: ]( E" y, xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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+ K; x. K6 L6 y6 gThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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4 z# |$ w# P$ {% ~'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 D! h, q1 G. ?comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

# ^, d: ^8 f/ Z$ y2 z" u! k3 LLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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* x3 I7 u! l) X% ]! G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 S# u# F8 \' Y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 V3 n' ?" ^! V9 x>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& p: [3 R( S/ I* i4 O/ W>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

" |9 _/ h" Y* T>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' k- Y, j7 T( X$ ~* s3 r" }5 P>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, z1 {' I. R# ]! l/ V+ Y8 V' y" \# R7 U$ tthe newfie would l ...

( e3 }8 K3 u9 G' ?: Y! m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 l: \: j& B$ e: l0 W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& }' G0 t8 ?- }, ^% M! ]- N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

: n4 K( }" _! T3 O真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ R$ t  \8 U: H真聪明，偶像啊

! B3 a! M+ p6 y; i0 s全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( r0 f: L; P  e4 z& c- b: U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

) _3 r# s' G. y0 \9 E- n5 O大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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7 a3 E- r& m7 y. A6 T8 [大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 e! x* X: ^" F, `9 |) H) \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; @8 r2 }  k0 u. a说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 Z, \* Q9 s- D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢