Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' F9 Q& l. R1 mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: K; a6 G+ \8 D* _, w lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* ^4 H- V% @+ g" }6 pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

1 C! H  {* u4 iThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 @7 S5 E: T2 t4 m+ W; _- ?lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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: \( {2 w6 I8 W1 N) I- L: iHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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2 E! t" v& Z5 q7 _" WThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 }; Q3 L1 W  A) c$ y' O, Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ o  Q8 x. h0 R7 i. vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 [. O, d5 O  c* A' D: [hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
7 H! v) U* @0 x, r# M6 rback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

6 G; `1 s5 c2 G6 k'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( ~" C; t+ X" U. ~  D7 {2 a) P>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ q) D9 p) H4 z" T  u! Z( _# w>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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- d& ^# F' V* t5 f: A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! U" s" A) U7 Y" S3 E% A6 P* b>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 b1 W! E; h! t2 h1 {& [>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 c- n9 [9 ^; O/ y. u>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, j* j" s& {7 t- q; u& K>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! e% w+ s7 N* B# |9 k+ Z# v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# M- o2 \4 g0 \3 d/ j- N, F7 y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% c) E" ~: A; r3 }A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 v$ L$ ^, s' z0 l) D8 Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- S' R) W  M3 A! ]6 n& a5 Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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2 i: l; u% w9 w# D5 {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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$ P5 U  |8 {) U* O$ h- K* N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: u0 }) W& D  V: I$ x2 j) g9 A“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% J6 ~- c7 N& t& B$ u真聪明，偶像啊

, [, P) c/ w" l: z1 T; G' Q全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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; `7 Q9 s% h& j: b8 h全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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" R: I. g& O0 r) l( E0 B$ {2 m: x别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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( @" Z1 ~8 o+ N' q别把我往坏路上领啊。

7 j( g+ b5 `# U( e你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" x4 X$ O4 i1 @. c" j真博学，偶像啊。

; x6 J5 C5 O. l3 J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
" g! m% o1 I3 y$ H) f9 E% u( a大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ b: J. Y  l+ z* s- M  R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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