Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, ~2 z4 [, ?$ j) F' athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( i0 [( z+ j; l; o9 {& h lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ A0 L8 o8 b; |7 g% A( jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 [* n  e# `' Nyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* X- S1 E3 V/ L: O# k8 x4 R+ y/ ] will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
4 k7 }0 _" F% a! Mthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

: z5 X1 o+ v) K; BThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 C5 _( @3 T' V4 Y2 ~4 Kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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' o& N) c. z* I5 D, |Now, it's the newfie's turn.

, ]5 e. x; k4 D6 ^% JHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ G4 d. r6 d" k# B# freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* ]' m1 ^9 d% I# g5 u' Bhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

% q8 ^8 M6 t* I% a) P7 yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ g! C1 ^& G' c$ |. ?wakes the newfie up and asks,
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( h; ]( ~9 v8 L; k'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* b; a' N: u$ v& |5 G. l. n4 f' E  ^% Mcomes down with four?'
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& Y& r! ?2 |7 U& J3 x/ qThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ ^# }2 \' d) ^2 s. A+ _0 [# n4 Aand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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$ p% ~% a' C! r- i  \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 u+ {) y9 |  a9 ^* N9 V>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
4 E' w! O4 H  ^( X4 `% Z; y+ |>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' V9 D! q$ h( l>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

% `5 l* H* Q, d>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" B+ {# Q' Q2 |$ N1 o- V, e" w>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 c' [0 V1 d' J>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ J% x: g& t0 B0 E* H1 S! c( [>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! U1 v- Y. k0 C- Y+ e: d2 [% p>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' x2 b0 \& K1 Q8 ^0 O; z" `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. p! E$ d, a3 X/ M$ \>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! i. \% l: v2 e  ]- y2 f0 q, {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 K( M5 W' |# i& i7 lthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 c# J- Y. y& s* y0 H3 Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' s1 x, u" F8 D- e& J/ X( ]4 t% B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) {' W+ ~- [5 S$ L1 K/ B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

1 \6 T, l& m' Q& E) B. Z+ j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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6 O  F3 a6 p+ {  _) O3 X! [8 m5 [8 R  r别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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8 Y% \2 P+ c6 y别把我往坏路上领啊。

& t6 ]# g, y* S3 }% ^8 @3 F你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 h( x  a# q; ]4 Y! l- s, u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 P6 |- t  m- F4 ^6 d多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

/ ^8 S3 C5 r1 S! T; ?大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# [. X1 M" t" C7 g7 H; b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( U5 R9 Z, O  d0 M( F  N; ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! o/ @# n% o" G; u说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 L4 s1 ]8 C2 w6 W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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7 P; r! F7 m* r9 g) I- |  O$ p哈哈，你们在这开小会呢