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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 W+ r! F. u+ `4 l  ~4 M1 Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% v2 w8 U) z1 [. S7 r% {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ a- n. u; i) v) Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game. ! [4 G  q+ \( K6 v/ d: [) a. K8 ~
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so. e7 T( G, i. D1 B' A
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The6 o5 {$ m; ^) H1 g$ Q
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: d" T* T( U8 D1 iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% `0 ~) [0 B" y1 N: Y4 Wyou pay me only $5. & m" t6 f& q0 E& @( ]- H

1 E& a( J4 t7 {" E* q' s/ M0 l- M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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8 \7 ~* g3 G/ q5 L" z  X This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' - x% \- R* `9 x& l
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his+ x. M* N& S2 _- g/ Z( l4 `
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.$ i- ~' n  A* X, Q4 E# U% v
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with, @  d5 m$ h! Y( c# v
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all. G! d2 Q+ h: K) L+ g! S
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour0 b) k$ T* I5 C0 `; P
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and. o* K  W" }, Z6 m* B
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He. l, p/ A4 b# z8 `. Q. D
wakes the newfie up and asks, # n# @  e2 b/ c8 m. {2 n
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and& o0 y/ [, V1 o5 [* L) S
comes down with four?'   \% |5 T1 a0 v  r" M
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $50 e! a+ H0 e! u4 J7 z
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the: j& a) P% b, t/ ?! O2 n' i' J1 [# G
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two / z9 I/ P: p8 Y) v* Q
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason " X7 r( ^5 f+ G" M- Z( e
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 5 e" F# c% T0 k; [. B
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ! l8 B$ w' D- ~$ B
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct1 [! m" a, ~1 v3 N) [
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- k5 C  a$ \. A6 m>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* Y4 {% }8 G# H  X* M- H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 x: l6 d5 z3 F" Q9 t>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, " p4 S! g7 u8 J/ k
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three2 P* Y2 h' h' u& r; A1 u
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's / h, b9 e8 Z9 k3 N
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ R8 Y. ^( M! P0 x4 b& c& k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand , o5 W) c+ o8 h8 t, z2 s: _
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 X# {. e: \: I' k( PA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* B" y- o2 c- v8 Q, Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
, W4 K! Y0 C/ D; G“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,: g3 y/ O) D- m1 e: H! _, ~
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* ]; M% `( R( c; K! k加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! r* l) \5 {" s& A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
% X: F) ]  y  y! U. \: c' I) N' E“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,* s9 V5 ], V7 H
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 7 a# ]/ s" D) R( Z& C
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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* y* Z+ e1 l7 s5 M' y2 t真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 2 E8 p% O4 u0 T8 B

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - t& i, ~; y5 @! M
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( \& V: D: p* c2 R2 ]. n- ^多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 - K" {. K% n0 b* V# Z7 D, E
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真博学,偶像啊。

" G6 G! n( j6 n! v: {大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教胖还差不多
9 N) d' n' ~6 R她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . ^* W! S$ ~$ V( n9 N% K
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! n7 w2 t) A, W' h
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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& w& _0 p+ P; T哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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