Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- {( g( M& L" k/ v- J+ ]3 Xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( |: L, h1 @* E The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

3 z% Z& p  N8 u) U0 N3 S. f3 [ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ i  C0 Z  M: nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

# M3 ]1 l. _0 ?The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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1 ?- l% e& D- w8 _6 c# T. `The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ A3 w5 j* L) L. V( G6 n2 E  lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ S+ T  d( _6 ~& \8 E% Hlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* v9 I6 P1 f: ~$ m+ D1 U  d+ Ethree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# Q+ o. Q: Q; N$ w8 Yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; i9 Q3 d5 ?' ]the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, W2 \, p: M" d& K4 U8 f# Pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% D5 {, C6 I+ kback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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0 f/ q! e+ z9 q6 M$ M8 B3 s'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

, F/ v1 }" p0 l7 f6 EThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 k- J  Y, c( F" U+ H, R* W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& k* b( F# J! N( K>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 Y0 N, C6 ^& ?4 C, N: s2 D5 q9 u2 x3 E>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 x  t/ o2 v2 z9 W9 ~% t>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; Q/ M  L; S: c; J4 U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) }4 S; I- J! E) T  ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' N5 J1 j* [$ R6 Slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 ?% x6 m2 k+ y  Y$ g' a' Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 l! x1 G) S/ C4 i) c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) G# i! o* |% t% L% G. ]真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% }# ]2 }/ R! l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! C( t5 V+ o7 t! b真聪明，偶像啊

" I# n- o8 V' \$ O3 Q* h全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

; _" P8 b( }& ^6 A3 w+ j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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9 \; N5 N  P9 x% w8 M" @& G  n0 }别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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. p2 l0 l4 t+ T$ S别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 S, u* L3 A- y+ a) ^4 `. a% E真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
" K8 V5 ]3 z5 Y/ g大学教胖还差不多
& B1 i' r) i$ D) @她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 Z/ k+ n' a7 x8 n. i" L1 Y, Z5 L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- T: B- e. n  u7 d8 y说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  f7 s2 h5 f% |- P' i' L! O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢