Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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6 X1 `( `/ w$ ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' c+ T1 P0 F6 \3 I- A- X( Xthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
% f# M& r4 S# Y' z& z' o The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' \) S$ s6 {" L8 V he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 Z% u9 Q+ q" R7 n, I8 K& Y; oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, j; N/ _* A/ r5 ?2 Syou pay me only $5.
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9 {; c2 b2 Y; K( {& U5 v" p; w+ p' M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ m9 E7 E) o/ F+ `3 z will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ V0 x% o+ p4 A9 r8 F# j% ~) dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ @8 A# G# `4 s$ Q4 M! U# Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, o8 _% ^1 q$ ]5 Othree legs, and comes down with four?'

1 |* q1 e4 u+ x- V1 UThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, R! F9 q1 I9 F; N4 Q+ tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 X, e9 e2 w" C# |/ E$ S$ Ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 A& _3 N5 G* L: s  e4 L6 Z: }" ^back to sleep.
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( ]8 l- ~# {) \; f( a* b. u$ ^The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ B$ f" S0 x! Y5 L) F* k  x) H2 @' Ewakes the newfie up and asks,
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. }8 N) E* i4 _! G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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4 X% G2 W' A9 V) vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  F) v- ?$ Q: |$ s8 r5 U6 m>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 }: W4 A  y! Q4 j' X>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) N- w% T$ G# o: H: {) D>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. A9 v  ^9 W7 W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 s+ ^" H; D8 B8 W2 `1 V" P' C>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) B& M6 _( Y! u+ J/ B0 N>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 O. Q" q. u$ I& M% N5 U( {>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

& p0 Y# V/ v+ A% v>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# ?9 h+ I  W# `' O2 t2 V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: I1 G9 r$ g* Y5 plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 n5 N9 v5 M& e/ d9 C3 qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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/ G* L( D* E% @$ M$ T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" h$ w9 C6 A1 |. @真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

: e3 h" [" E" m全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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, L6 S6 b# @% T# w) F全盘接受一下。

. d: ?6 f( ]; D1 l" l  ^7 k真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

: r) O6 A1 f$ {! O+ f别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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, d4 G# w, K: t6 V, g5 I' p: Y别把我往坏路上领啊。

% x9 l, m: |' P& L+ B( H你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 r' v( M6 F1 U+ C6 e多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 X2 f6 w4 C3 ]$ v+ A/ Q2 n& ?真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
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她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 I; c& h+ M2 \5 _  x# s哈哈，你们在这开小会呢