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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ H+ Y+ ~% j7 C  i) I, ^% elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: z$ u/ |% O" c& s+ [4 s/ @" I8 y. ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 v: _& r) l2 d" F$ ^+ R0 R9 s/ |the newfie would like to play a fun game. . H3 F/ }: P# v1 H* G3 _3 e/ _1 x* \
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ A: b; Y; B7 ^7 H1 S he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 N# v9 K( O" ] lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I- D5 G- E5 C& f6 `. z
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: _) l+ _' B4 y/ R1 _7 ~2 `( \6 dyou pay me only $5. , c. x  ]. k: o; s+ Q2 e/ m
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I2 @2 g" U. V/ [0 k7 e: J9 W
will pay you $500.
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! e! D' b$ F! t+ T1 y0 e$ X This catches the newfie's attention and to keep& Z8 M, D( A! Z- q1 l& z
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 4 ^! }, N2 i: v: t/ G( J
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's. |, _# ]% E( ]0 Q) i( g
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 1 [2 w( W* Y  s+ @, P+ v- v

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pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the& z9 o0 u' I9 q: z" }
lawyer.
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' Y) \& @1 N) XNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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1 W3 b' H6 [3 _5 _) O- I8 [5 ^He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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7 W  N6 {2 e% R1 [1 u( m5 F% m, wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour% }  \9 ], [" d* ~
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and  W! m& f: Y$ Q
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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8 y' \4 g7 _4 [8 u/ PThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He# e( n$ b2 p" e# P5 v/ E
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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% b) Z. g" I5 L* C$ f'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and( I; y9 q9 h* d' j  ]! I+ N% l6 T
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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; y$ g. I5 E5 J- RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the7 B. ~: o4 h$ ~2 R( P7 y5 i6 |

8 H# B8 m4 ~0 y4 s7 J$ G  S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ; U. Z5 }4 X, c# [7 ]/ a9 x
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason   q- W* F# }! b- ?9 k, W
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" L8 S) ]: \1 i) Y/ @% F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, - z) y" r% K  ?0 b
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct* }7 [1 O( B; M0 K# ^
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& J- O2 ^8 }  z; e5 @. v>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# ]$ d& |3 x* P# w& g8 [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more , [) _. q; w  i% {; }: U( N
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 T7 z9 g  X2 M0 V>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 9 t- u6 W& r8 O7 _. `
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the # |/ O1 y; D2 @/ J( ^
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; M% G0 ^8 j+ Z. \: f>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:( _, c8 O$ L0 Q& s
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
4 S& |. K6 f( }好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . x4 Y4 H- G% U! R* }7 F) T
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 T, h/ [4 A$ B2 S, g+ E真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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& p. f6 t/ u+ C) Q0 b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
& S7 d! {' o+ a7 a“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,+ f) `6 O. b( C: f
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

* t- u" B6 g( f真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 7 g: q8 [( e4 [* h. m
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 _. D8 K8 H. _# j  d  w) \' v

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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  C( X3 O* a7 S: I3 R9 f别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 G" o! y' B' G9 P% s0 F5 O
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. u6 K+ ~7 f! v多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

$ B; c* N4 Z. }, u1 n( Q, k4 P9 {) m大学教授哦,能不剥削?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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7 c( f" G6 _7 z5 r6 D大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?( P& i& C" h  E: [5 f
大学教胖还差不多
# a' N0 I# |) z& Z她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 M. y7 L4 I! ~8 N紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  H; O( j0 [5 N: ]! f说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& q# Y3 j1 k$ d紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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# E3 y/ u2 H0 ?哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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