Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ C: D, M) P' f- ^ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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( @9 p9 k9 ^& \  }" Q; u You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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/ Y* Y+ [% Z1 z& x. t$ s9 P This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( d% W. ~8 v0 e$ xthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

" Y! i3 r+ W3 a7 _8 S) |' tThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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2 z6 E- n3 n9 o. ?  CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 H- v2 F' A' v! l; t% epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- e% l" v" b% V  K& J8 Cthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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! F2 E$ x9 d8 sThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 s; R( J3 X. i( b% v; T% Q. S0 dwakes the newfie up and asks,
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# G: O& s2 a( \'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

* n% e# X( t- n+ E$ Z: M; |Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  z3 m: g* B! R% J>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 [% A. o# `' Q# b; F) n>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" T- Y: R  A$ m! r9 t7 A>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
2 B  |& J2 ]" f& e6 L- _>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

) d$ q  G! d: L6 U, ~: L$ _5 b>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
- R) n) \* C1 y) P/ Y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) a" I+ t! }- `  ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. |( l" y' t+ ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 `, `, g9 M7 p# o, ~, a, d2 P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- W7 K# H6 Y3 P9 X/ p2 ]7 }9 g3 d, d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 W' r8 {# S5 L1 X* m真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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5 f; I9 M2 i$ {* N. k. v3 t4 W1 G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' v) ^6 V! c* }9 s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


' J0 E$ y% N6 [& x) u* g: ]全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) m- X3 c5 z' N2 x) _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% h3 B; R$ l, ?+ V( U6 S% D0 }8 ?多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

' X; L- N' r  F3 l0 j; N/ f' a: ^大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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4 x+ ~' k! D; z, `2 g# u" `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" {$ R3 f9 U! `4 H& s她是大学教瘦？
) K0 O: t+ ?* O5 A& J# j大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& h& D5 r4 N* g8 E: s9 H8 N" s紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 M" e9 p8 W1 u* u* Z2 `哈哈，你们在这开小会呢