Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# n$ r# d+ v+ ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: {" f$ n- D, ~4 y1 Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 x( k  x; W0 n( ] The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ @4 Z: _0 m# z1 Q" h lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 B' Z$ t* R; J7 ^- S( F& ~$ }ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ @9 }* {3 ]& G2 ^1 B% L will pay you $500.

5 r2 B  u: i$ ?, N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 B) C. U! w1 B! X/ U1 t& m3 Cthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

- c4 C" P1 P5 w1 f: M4 IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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4 e8 l/ r6 u4 \: V4 J) h: z3 k; YNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  J+ j; L" k) S3 \8 U& h- i: Ythree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- l2 i9 a2 q% Q! Ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) ?) t2 A2 i/ W" H3 uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 B/ `8 u7 D/ whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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+ r  N- @( w" ]* I9 z5 UThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

0 c: a) H! R- s/ N% L+ v0 K( Q2 YThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 ?- x1 d1 o: c4 g8 z1 Q4 Q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ v3 n6 B% P  {>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ K0 G3 D# V& c+ j, W) E4 U>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 @& s6 V$ Z1 G9 R( p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& A' M0 T9 C; f- F% x4 b7 P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 m8 j+ N; d- [' p! c% K, WA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; x  `6 p# ?1 j! p% a8 H( x真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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; X: T2 P0 R" c- s+ Z4 C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 ~, _7 b6 H# K9 X* X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 [. d9 n% f' i3 i- T+ `% j全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 F0 r, J- h) L5 O6 r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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  w5 y: w: u" E( S9 h* L$ g6 u别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



+ }4 o! ~. c5 ^; T2 x别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

* G: `) K) ]2 h5 I( N0 G: W3 \% p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

1 S! V& _9 Y' E9 _' t大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
& X) X9 F$ L+ i+ f2 ]7 J大学教胖还差不多
& |1 U  _  Z2 o( u! I6 I她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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2 [: ]. L; H) ]& I# H哈哈，你们在这开小会呢