Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! i4 i9 ^. M! z9 \. Q- Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 x7 o- ?6 b# V6 lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
# l( Q8 `3 U3 _! p; S The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 y; `% ^% y* w3 S& J  w9 w he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; O9 L6 l1 b8 D; h$ J2 Tyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& Z! G5 ~. u( U9 h5 { will pay you $500.
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& v- V. V7 n, C7 b$ w) a% y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- }& A' h* f- I1 Othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& d1 [$ r$ Z+ [: A  Y, uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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1 e/ O- P7 s8 Q8 A/ |/ p- a3 @The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* _7 K7 T) O4 N4 {) mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
( T5 w0 r9 Y/ h% B* tlawyer.
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. I6 c& K1 g, {' f4 G2 L$ zNow, it's the newfie's turn.

# V2 a( l) Y; D( ^8 IHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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$ f  \9 n* u* _# Z4 B3 W' R8 f/ |The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ d' O' E2 v# [6 [0 m. w; i; Qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 [) B$ H/ J. D2 x( Y; Vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 w, r, x, Y# S" m5 E5 Qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

! |3 r' e+ p0 \The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( M; A+ L  [! g4 u' Ocomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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* z0 H. J3 ]" _. e6 V2 t1 t, z2 MLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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9 T: I# Q/ R0 Y% x: c1 G9 q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( X( Y" f( M. A: b* }2 q>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 A# E/ K9 [& [9 V9 K* q  V>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
2 U/ X# J# e& j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ _& X9 L; X4 C4 t1 `" C>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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: u+ s9 v( R5 a1 h. F6 `* l) b>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 x4 {$ s' d$ Y1 d8 k3 c' L) a>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 j5 L3 W; x0 V/ b- C/ }8 S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
- N; \! `4 @) W: k5 W9 C>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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" g% d3 [# l: m; c7 l8 v>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& A2 r$ e1 l, K8 d* f>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; B4 X- C1 V6 I5 h, D! A+ FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' h$ U7 k, F* mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ N/ w: X: Z1 N0 e/ @2 Z  V0 ythe newfie would l ...

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1 C' a1 w) f# U9 x1 D. y( L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: I6 Z. `% g: b3 ^好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 G. g& w5 [) P$ s' J8 p- J; N: h加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, u& q/ }1 n8 k8 f1 A真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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& F) w9 h& B6 H0 }# s+ F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 ]) x( I$ d5 ^# p) K4 F) }8 ^2 w真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

2 K& J7 P; M. ?& d+ j7 H/ D5 B1 r7 t真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

7 s. W( m& i9 Z+ C真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 D1 |4 Q1 K+ Y2 N, @: l别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

; Y$ }. U8 i# G* x你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  {9 G* i& W5 s4 o0 E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, V6 {: Z" }& b$ G( O8 h! H$ S/ h6 F# R多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 \; i7 C) ~: J: l" m大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

$ W* H* j; Y" x大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) S. Y: J1 n/ Y) Q0 h9 E她是大学教瘦？
) x, z! q! \* O' U9 w) e大学教胖还差不多
; ~$ {8 ~0 K2 F0 z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢