Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ y2 [8 d- v; g+ k8 p( Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  m- S7 O" p! \  J. ~the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
3 N4 c) o! s% ?& L3 j0 j: {' V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 Z# S* z- n$ U0 m/ C he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 C& d- w% b( k( ~2 |5 t lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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6 @+ r" g: J% {4 t, M* t8 p5 ~ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

$ r- l' z! b0 m0 h/ @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 q$ P+ U. n- f/ ?+ @# qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

$ c2 h3 E) Q/ L- @The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
( u* w7 l! S3 v. V2 O8 t* elawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

8 Z. P3 ~; G8 N) D# cHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) |  w0 l6 J  |4 U7 \" R8 x, {9 {4 Ythree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 K, ]" N' z5 W! i' k# _wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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, Z7 Y7 y; V! R6 f1 u# uThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 a% G7 G8 J( W8 ^6 |0 W, |and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

: ]* }  l* D' i. |) Q6 V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 s7 m( P* k% S1 F4 v>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" I7 m4 V( J7 z6 [6 c1 y* Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

3 C( b# ~: U; J0 W; d( j0 C8 M! J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* x, \* u; D- W>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- p. b" [6 L9 P* R>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% ?8 k2 y0 @7 j2 `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

# U3 @7 Y7 m1 r9 O, m8 T>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 h/ \- I! h: @; }$ Z6 M: e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 {0 Q' }$ m; ^>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! z: O% K# D9 T( ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, ^8 k- k) _) f( r1 q" q: _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ }2 Z- d. l* ?: x, s1 ?the newfie would l ...

( S' ^* k3 C3 z  v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! D3 _9 Y3 _/ _" F7 q9 f  `" O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 v( I. s, t2 q2 K. V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 b  S' v8 U" ~# s$ P真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

+ {* s( N! S3 H" x6 k真聪明，偶像啊

1 J. k8 d7 v: Z( C全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


2 T% n4 k( x1 Q全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

: x* T5 w9 u5 u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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& u9 g. M6 Y7 `) e; V/ [别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, }5 W# L" f) d  \' [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- F$ H; q& c* F$ n多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! l: b) U: E8 M( b4 U. a: H真博学，偶像啊。

; f6 p8 w, ^/ L  w, B大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

& _, P  M& C  k* W: j  S9 D; e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% w8 c' y) s5 G& F' ?她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 x3 D( ^+ n0 a说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 ]& g4 q9 Y$ F# ?紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢