Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& h' ~, O1 j! _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' C' c6 ~( J2 A& G! `  |2 Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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* X: ~& D4 t! O7 C* W+ T The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: \0 v& L! h- e" O6 [# q. ]$ xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  @, Q# _. M9 ?) N( ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ z" x5 {4 e. n9 A6 e! j9 Lthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; y0 B" a0 M+ h+ S8 G1 N1 x+ ?$ Hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 ^0 f! Y! i9 L& L+ Ulawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

. Z1 C1 A, r$ |( v% zHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 k0 v" O  U  Ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 S) P: Q" h3 ]! uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
! O$ a9 Y/ r( ccomes down with four?'

0 X( K0 {. h. V  ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 |: F# U# F( `3 R>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 x6 _7 i8 m2 Y+ _( U! U>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) x* s( k2 o) T+ G9 J>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

0 j( T2 ^0 K, e" j" B4 K% L>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- B6 q: S5 {" |4 ]" h>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 n: Y  x! K, r( @>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: M1 p& }7 M5 u- X& R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& \- g, q2 \+ }& e1 ?3 N>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! h+ s4 R" ^0 u9 V1 Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 u9 n7 x- E# gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ ^" p# _6 u- Ythe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ D  w/ ^- G* r- f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- X5 O; B0 j$ M8 F% u* y% B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) q) T) J6 u2 S* q5 N& ?% s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# x% A8 E( R# @0 Y+ |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

, B3 n: j4 `' `9 ?: D, j全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 S- T& d) y4 Q5 \; ~; y; c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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( |$ P' B/ ~& Q# H+ O3 d5 [; r别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& t; D+ M7 }  v! n6 V) N9 `: x多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( ~) K5 Z& O( d8 [她是大学教瘦？
6 }6 |; ]5 c4 s2 N/ g# y* b大学教胖还差不多
0 r. M7 h8 |" U5 q8 e2 Q: f  }她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 j3 ^. P. r" T/ n' u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 W' ~5 O" ^7 q) j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) Z0 Z; ]! H9 Q5 V哈哈，你们在这开小会呢