Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ S  `( v& m) w* r; \# _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 \0 H5 I* _0 qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% e/ T6 S8 L: M3 v* R lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' f( q/ @6 S' E* U3 ]  K, k; ?you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; Y9 P4 c* s+ Kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
/ j( |: @+ g! r. V+ a: m: g" jlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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3 y/ @# V# @+ s5 MHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" {3 M! ]+ s+ O0 v7 ?three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 M/ R3 M; S- W" Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 N) u" @3 _' Jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ _* G- n. r1 [% Z+ C' H8 I! A4 hback to sleep.
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. c3 [- ?% Y( M  ~# L# m+ MThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

3 p' ?4 u) S* a9 |/ n. t6 w7 H'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: b# n8 s2 Y2 F$ G9 g) U$ @' z' O4 v) @$ w>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% W9 E( k3 I' ~- @( J' @>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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6 H. y  X; f4 T2 i, J7 q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* h3 S0 K! ]" z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 g* R( n. L3 G# E' s7 t5 r$ |5 z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% q. T. X( t. L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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5 x2 q" A0 P( [- q( z>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; o6 U) q. A* @, S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 V6 O- o( {5 m& A% C1 N>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: m& i" ^# g  n: F7 _/ xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- M' e4 t2 Z0 P4 x0 L% ~6 \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) r" \) f, m1 g5 q4 `! Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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$ o, Z0 Y2 w& X* N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! ~  O# y4 r/ D: p7 `; e. `% W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

2 s7 `. ~3 y8 l8 |4 z% ~3 q; }真聪明，偶像啊

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: P2 h* ]8 A: M全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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+ K. p1 s. L. X& P# D全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 x+ O5 g2 P' C; N# A% p真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 ^* E% o5 i, a4 @别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 G; R0 [, g/ }/ N6 o加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

  [* o4 v. m$ `( J6 Z0 t* K大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 o5 e8 U# I3 T. J: c# b  U% ?大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
" ^% O4 B1 w: ^% ]大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! A- V0 Z# E3 q8 B紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢