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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a8 M6 S" W; u7 r2 g# h6 \( }5 S
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb" w) x2 M0 D5 F& {3 d8 S
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if( W$ y: m4 Z, _7 [4 ?5 [
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 E# F+ n7 o% s) h# e9 t4 V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
; H* U; z' |  m2 Q  @7 j; ^6 e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The! F. e- _3 n3 x5 ^3 x0 C# c9 U$ r
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I- p2 c; D1 W" U4 G# C2 J
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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, f4 c  O" I) x+ ~+ P1 C5 e You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I' b; C4 ^  y, ~: }: L3 I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep) ]. A  ^/ p8 d" T7 j
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 L% l9 Z; O. m) W8 {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 y+ u: c& O& I; F( vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& h8 p* o) }+ j+ p0 zThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ s6 q" {  g( l5 c' b" Y/ Fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the; b0 q6 Z* \: y: q$ \" y% X( l
lawyer. + I' n$ K" r/ N8 x( M. v& S# p

  [- ~8 h- Y+ gNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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) }+ C7 [1 Z# n' w" q$ aHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with7 ~* C9 T$ `3 N
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& B5 |6 P$ I& Vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and2 p' I, a& Z8 I+ b% j% z
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right) {0 d0 ]7 c& y5 [) ?: [. k
back to sleep. 1 p# H3 B" |) h" C

0 s  c# |) S! IThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ P: w) ]7 n7 a. C) k- awakes the newfie up and asks, : @: C# m( d( h- ?7 }5 w0 `

7 ~7 }8 a8 p7 V8 [$ C1 Z; V'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and; a  k3 d0 ~# I) R. k& Q
comes down with four?' 0 q& W# y: k0 j4 n* Q
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!8 b( P9 Z( i6 `8 e9 y! \. m

0 Y& S6 ~) g0 w1 X; L6 o0 fLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 3 W, e( @: P& d% V$ O
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! v# N* h& `1 o! X0 B>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  h. |6 [" C  e# T$ J) j( ~& `  j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, " [( U$ R! V" R
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct- Q+ J7 h0 K& h- p2 n9 `4 A

; O- {  Q+ h( w' y% N& ^>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 [2 l( A9 ^; I" C2 }5 O' t>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 G+ p' v  r4 h>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
" {2 c) D+ v. E8 @4 N>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 t3 b" Y! X' e* Y! W) `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 1 P0 ^) z( K7 J3 e' ^' ~4 x# {
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the - i! p. {1 f2 E- m( R1 P
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand % V- d9 O% y, n3 x+ Q1 `
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 `& O  R( }! b* h3 h  D% y* zA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 y6 b% |1 |  K# p& Glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 ^, s# n- m: vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if1 S. H( I0 ?7 j! q/ O
the newfie would l ...

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. X# v3 y# z$ P9 z  X: R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
5 J4 X/ {: M( _: r8 s9 ^  v“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
6 p/ J# k3 m4 a" @& F好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' _! |7 K# ^5 Z8 i" k加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* n& {" D# S+ r; i. B8 P4 @真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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7 h2 m# l; W- D! n  k* G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
# |: \) {7 I+ ?& r' z0 _. j5 ^“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
) }# o! ~( G+ I好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

: x/ _2 R5 _% e# E; @  `% n0 k3 g真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ( w9 S/ P/ S7 ?: g  n
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ' W$ A) ?! i) u4 Z( k4 v

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, r. u5 o* L, ~3 e加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# ^+ C  R+ K! d; ?% ^$ V多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ h" {2 n0 q/ S大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
, C/ w& F9 h+ ?; g大学教胖还差不多 0 V; |2 k. P/ d# I. u
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- @9 N3 R. {+ p紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + ^5 T3 l# h; ?- q5 U4 u5 i
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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# f7 F9 J5 Q& z: G哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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