Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ {( \+ M* @, @, P; S. Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
$ v* e0 f# f3 T) `4 y9 G1 D  d2 C6 g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! G/ G7 ~5 D$ {; G1 a; f5 V: U4 `+ o, g he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: y  Y; j$ \/ s' {5 L lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ c- d0 \9 ~8 a% h5 _3 [4 Jyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 \( T' R7 a* B) m, c# T  E will pay you $500.
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1 y0 T/ S; X1 ]% V6 d This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

, ^% n5 i: ~# [: q4 BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 O6 f; c6 G2 d7 g; z/ F: Ithe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

/ R$ s& ?. [5 A) K; hNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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$ B( ]- C% j6 @6 }' s7 t- y! f  `He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# ?5 X$ B' i, w7 c+ Z2 sthree legs, and comes down with four?'

4 e& D- d, s# P' V/ O" W: VThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( ^5 q! P& Y/ l+ S6 M3 I1 J  @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 d( m( d2 _! F3 t& @8 J9 Ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ ~, r' `7 d: d6 aback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ j+ \6 h% ]( q$ A% Q. g+ m& C) e5 Gwakes the newfie up and asks,

8 n- J2 v/ t0 b/ Q1 M'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' N3 j- j2 E2 w7 Z+ ^2 Lcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

7 `- d. Y. K. \) C% J0 c2 Y1 M8 zLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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2 `% ]% k1 m, t8 h6 Z5 G, O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# M% `1 h" M7 W$ Z- L>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 m3 {: m" K4 h* `) G7 o>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& t8 }% s2 W5 W) J) d( V, `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* N' }* m  K2 e" v; ?  n" ?/ l>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' _2 T' O8 g9 j* `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 L8 f9 t6 G$ i2 [) e, c, q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ ]9 m+ e* N) S2 p; i% B4 M. K: fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" E( x% q7 F2 _% l2 k" p; ]the newfie would l ...

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( ^/ w3 A& n* C5 `# e  d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 `9 T3 f6 }( A$ o& ^  f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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5 |) n9 Y) U3 I$ M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 ?, A5 w! H  P4 A2 u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

8 d- `4 \& ]8 a& H真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

6 t* k! y& e5 C2 s- \. {- L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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" [* t0 G4 E" d  F' S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( O4 O) n) `6 r6 A1 K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
' d' [6 I  i5 ^0 Z4 K大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, u2 [8 k  u) J紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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! r: H! f- S3 r- b, V哈哈，你们在这开小会呢