Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if# e: r2 g3 [  n. m8 [- O
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 e/ k: e% ^- R: `( R" g he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! G2 C4 G1 S  `$ w lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I0 @/ z+ K1 ]8 A- S6 q
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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7 H8 p. l. o8 X! H7 O You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I: q! h; P  B+ I: P' \
will pay you $500.
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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 9 ^7 X/ I, n- y& J0 f6 M5 @( q

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pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the) W: \, ?9 B/ S# K
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn., X# e& T. T$ l7 n
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with1 d  P8 G2 R& I/ i/ t
three legs, and comes down with four?' : i$ z. b: p- f$ ]

% _8 [4 R* \: P' t0 O$ y% ^The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all+ r" @6 Y! u( M$ K  i
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' H6 i! T- s; ^# b4 C, ^+ ^the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour8 H% B! ~% u# O1 q* u# P" N
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and/ Z$ K5 r, j4 r
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right# j1 ~/ X0 M0 B6 c
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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3 z9 ~& M8 D( ]' C0 X7 C, WThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 h. [$ [ ~8 o1 S$ ^
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 X) f2 d' y* \) u6 o3 b" Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 X* ?- F2 f) ?7 d6 \/ S
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 . q0 [# k$ v" z- N; G2 ~- D

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, I. L# n" W/ t* h6 x# a& }8 K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：4 H9 [/ R3 c. K2 i
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，; d2 U" P2 g. N7 l/ H# v5 O8 L
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * K& f+ K( [9 d# i# d

1 w7 _( a9 Y, I% q6 J真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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; g9 B/ t: K, R' w4 k/ l' ]真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 h* m2 o/ P! z" C
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. i& t: C* [0 Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . R+ t) Q5 s+ a a) l3 h/ i! r& g8 K
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 # ]9 C3 P( i! z# e. i& m
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 X5 K: Q; r6 l& b0 O
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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