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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, @8 D! b3 D" a- n. |the newfie would like to play a fun game. 0 p' f1 e' |: C& `& p% L% O) s
  
, O/ S2 O: G1 w4 E4 _ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so7 u) w) ]) k9 J" M7 S: V8 ]: ^
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. g  U% i4 w7 S& w/ o* | lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I$ I# x; |' a( A1 |- `; M" z0 i: Y
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' @. T) l# n$ V* uyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I' M( i7 r! x2 ^7 I0 ^) v7 f, [
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep% u! n7 Z1 T: C$ p; ?. R
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. / i. N$ D4 I$ P; d
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's! ?! q- _6 G8 z2 j0 v' S
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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5 x$ |% m/ s2 o- E% O/ oThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 B/ n7 U9 h4 O% tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with5 o# K4 P# I5 A! @- o0 z
three legs, and comes down with four?' + C8 d+ z5 _1 ]
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all/ k0 k$ ~2 Q) ]. E0 N' J
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all. B: r5 O! g7 K# Q
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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- h- A% |7 u0 shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# M9 B+ a2 F8 r: pback to sleep.
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2 \$ x3 d7 G2 W3 b, @; B/ X: pThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He( w. g/ E$ L/ i5 ]% I: q% p2 `$ ~" M/ Y
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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' r5 ?% G& Q2 S7 J3 y5 D'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and/ d, n& c6 {# Y" J1 I' j
comes down with four?'
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and goes back to sleep." G9 h  O3 h) j& V

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!! `! [3 S: _9 ?- L% `3 r

, k- ?1 Y+ z, s8 sLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the5 k' l3 d, `/ q- M2 g' W- j5 Y
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, _2 b) |' \. [>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason , j' j4 K) S/ U* K8 h4 ]
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" H5 D8 E5 s0 g, s, `>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ( \7 c5 K/ l$ Y; R1 G+ e
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 C& W9 o- D0 [6 I- N>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: M- X, G4 g1 G7 s* t' r- V9 e>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three; X; ?; Z" c+ A- u( ?
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; s, q( o' B1 J7 o& c>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ' F3 B  ^$ z% L, r) C
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ Y1 `1 y3 Q* L. K! w>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 & |8 H' d5 V) n: W3 {9 S7 A  [
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 {7 X! h- o" zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb) O; a6 b( E; h3 E7 p/ N; b7 N" Z
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if. J$ M5 w# t' _( a5 g8 I/ D
the newfie would l ...
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) K+ b- G" E( `, o2 [9 U; K; v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:% ?; g, A2 }) N! _( x8 M* y$ Y8 V
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
4 R1 L" }. S2 A8 S9 q! Y好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * {0 w8 C* k5 L2 i
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- G+ E& {) d6 [% `真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ' _8 t: }/ ?6 W0 d( t5 J
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ i8 m: V: D/ S
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
4 t2 d. l$ Z- _7 {好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 + I, K! h! k8 {) P" s& t* g9 ?3 a
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 m  u4 T( x7 @. q, h: s& [
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ( S! ]  k" |6 _; ^9 }

' W* X; @) J" n; J/ M5 M* {真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 7 v  E- }. n6 p# e8 i
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 u0 V0 S# }( N! Y$ e
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / o1 C2 O% L8 L6 f/ W

" l, U$ M9 l) b$ q5 ?+ |( U真博学,偶像啊。

1 G, |7 t" q; ~9 T  T# ]; ^  K大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 6 w6 @. ^) J2 s

$ [/ [8 ^- o, L7 P- `# v9 f大学教授哦,能不剥削?

2 ?: ?0 Y/ y+ D6 S她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . i/ T3 J$ M0 T$ s4 j/ Z
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ {7 D% K, {' z5 N* N8 j说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" X0 I4 @+ @) i3 Y: j- z& F紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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