Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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. ?* ]5 T# j7 Q) L% o' Z# e& m You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

8 |; v8 [# S6 E& ]/ K, B This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

- A2 d, F6 e" _5 \  [The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

1 h( d& @, i& h/ m# @7 a/ WNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ @- c+ B, x& z7 hthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 \. ?2 k8 _+ Q8 l+ Y1 D  }1 I  |hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 h4 r- x! D: X2 `wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' u6 ?3 h: i: n- }  ?comes down with four?'
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6 [$ @  |* a6 k! R2 pThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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9 w: B. A- I8 Q8 D6 wLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ l% O5 }! R: h# ~>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

8 D; B+ X! J: a& \; a>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' e9 ~' ?, C. Y8 R' P$ q9 l* b>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 q, x% n( [! a0 n. B>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

* T1 P, i4 C( Z+ c  l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) t- d! t" Z( |, ~. j' Z( L; \" M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 b1 _- g) t& I& ~) \. V: \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 S* A3 ?7 G6 eA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) ~: d% m, o& r0 Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) x# n1 n, I2 [1 i5 y5 R: }the newfie would l ...

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  F5 h) G6 c; P  e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 e& @; V* Y5 h0 z+ d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 t, T2 J2 x0 w  M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 I" d+ I( K8 a, D真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 ]/ y  I- a+ _0 C1 R2 s* g真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

, Z' R' y% p% _2 `4 {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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/ o7 o, B' w/ y1 J3 g# {' b真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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0 |' @* g- V* i别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 a! w$ k( x5 q你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 ~1 G2 s" e4 h8 C. q. E$ R) p/ C$ U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; r6 k( {: O8 ~) r+ [- _! b" q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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" x! S; x( {0 y3 V( |% T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

- L. G/ |6 X  \) F" D她是大学教瘦？
# n/ a- C( n6 b6 V7 B大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 M3 H- Y0 Q( Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. l% o6 z' A: }紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢