Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 f( `7 J: ]% X/ t! a( j, X- ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( k  |2 S% G/ l+ X. {+ cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- h9 U% D, O8 V: W) Y9 Dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 x$ d' h: \1 Kthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

" I  t! G  u, g3 i( r( zThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 V7 s" W  b, Z( v& ^0 }7 kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& j+ Z5 A: W6 Z1 ?8 X) Uthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 @$ M" T6 u6 o$ v0 Tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
1 ?; }5 F8 ]: s( pcomes down with four?'

* C/ m/ C, ]- E, qThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
* H" [1 ^1 r1 z; D9 nand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

: N1 D2 c. J, l, C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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* b- X; ^5 u  ?  H+ f- }>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( @0 t5 J9 m" l- T/ H>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 ~6 }+ p0 N! l, `' A* T7 q. C>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, }9 N) t4 u$ c* N& E1 ]; n* @2 H>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ L: N4 l: z2 z% o>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  M* h! z* b, o# Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 y4 o- }/ N8 [/ s5 o, Kthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 M: y, S& D; D6 t% j加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



" K" }/ ~) H, F+ C% m9 n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 @. G5 f9 S. m2 ]7 m7 k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  E3 d3 m$ M8 ^+ L; D  I, \: B; f+ W+ N全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


3 Q( y9 U: \0 {全盘接受一下。

, V  w. F5 V( x0 G+ @2 a. Q9 d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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  G( K/ _/ n/ e  d4 C# ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



' o, R) o. u5 m* x+ U- ^' K别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 M. @( q% O4 I你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. r. @6 S& o5 m6 P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' z+ S& G0 p0 l3 @真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 {. D+ J7 P7 c, |/ T% s7 Z她是大学教瘦？
2 }( y. a; ^* K: `& {大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 H& l5 a- s  Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢