Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" z0 \1 ]; q1 R$ a7 Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 e7 |. v8 b7 o! `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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! K) M6 Y4 Y5 j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) ~! S+ ?0 ?" J0 B9 z# j! I he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

4 g* \( Z: X; s' T  ? You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
) f: Z! Q  a2 q8 u( G; s, L will pay you $500.
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/ W3 |% |! B9 H# l This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* H- d  x3 `5 G- t; F# Sthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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; S( y' N( }1 @- ]! b) x2 uThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
; T9 B- b% Q+ E8 `- {, m9 Mlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 A0 u, e4 j5 W1 `/ p+ V9 q0 `three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  H$ n% p) c6 K4 J8 T* E7 X' Zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 {/ r/ s/ H: }# _( H& {+ r$ xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) J  j& J0 q( I1 _0 I3 ~& zwakes the newfie up and asks,
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2 T+ `2 ?- r; O: z$ g+ _. s'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 j) L. Q  ], A7 n  Gand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

) @( ~# @* w& k; g2 v" |1 GLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

. u& M* t, N5 \8 {2 x7 F$ A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" L* ^: _' F5 U; {>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 c' n, u5 Q4 p  J- O! R>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 Q) U9 [6 J9 k/ G) h. E>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# q1 k4 x) L; f! i4 E7 K( l>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 T' d% F8 x! s+ Q4 |>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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$ J* C- E% f  l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ v5 T* o, G4 P6 o5 g  c  ]>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
- t9 `4 h: D3 l' q/ {>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 @* V" |, h' S# r) a) |8 c: TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ c. e# `0 W4 c- _- b) j. Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 N  P; H6 o- b0 gthe newfie would l ...

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% C! y" [; g" d0 G- ~; r2 D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' d9 {- Z  j, x5 A1 u( g- G3 G6 n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" J$ S; P  A' S+ b- H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% l3 [6 f6 z0 \; K" F真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 b& J( A9 [, O4 @' N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) W- q' f( ?! P  a$ C/ J7 \$ Y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 ?) s) V6 L! m真聪明，偶像啊

, f4 W- `# w8 V) V全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


' y0 Z# ?% S$ W9 w全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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1 }* C+ B% ~; f, y6 r/ i' h( X3 O% ~别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 i* R9 z& j7 D. m) Q你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 {/ \4 P9 w2 y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* U1 Q; A+ H  V6 S! P* m5 n& j; S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" J9 k4 V$ O4 [" |! `她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
- B1 m! f! c4 S( R9 l她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢