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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, P) K; j' ~, l4 m2 r( P$ C3 G8 sthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 8 [4 ?- @) u, K" w- W0 b5 \3 K/ d
  
3 R+ s  L' W7 X( N+ t The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so" i7 ~. v, A( y* m
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The$ x6 Q+ r/ \/ n/ d7 Y: e
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I& J# e7 V" L9 e* D. |
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,. L& b$ F9 s/ `! C+ ~/ t
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I5 ~8 l6 b+ [1 A4 F2 @
will pay you $500. 2 Q$ X9 J3 {) m/ Z6 J: y1 }; I

$ ]9 v4 i% r, p. V This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's7 o- {& g! a7 H. h
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his  Y! P/ q! n3 M3 A8 F8 p
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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" X& _9 v# i0 W, C* d' A" a8 [Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 ]3 {: j. J8 a- J& EHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with( K; e* j9 R! Q3 u3 o5 m2 ^/ K
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all6 K. b7 G* c+ O3 a
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all' r5 I  ]+ p7 [7 K5 b, S; N" B% M
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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7 t% l. m) i! {$ w) _The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $57 P5 T! ]/ C. L+ ~1 Y& ^
and goes back to sleep.# B% K! J! `7 g! k  s% }

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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$ ]  H* I, Q$ p& N& E( G$ oLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the5 d& w* P6 H4 ^8 E

9 [2 K0 k% V2 e* a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# v" ]  m" L* b" [' e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason , I, D" S0 @: t5 x, e; o1 O
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
2 _9 ^+ O4 o, I* }>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, , Z6 Z6 t$ W- A) q. \# O
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct( O! l+ N4 s4 N9 Q
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 3 @% r& Y# b- K
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 8 `# T7 ?2 d, \$ Q5 S
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# B' U( T" X" D0 k7 {  @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 2 E& Q% @! Y- c, X9 A$ V
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three2 k( M0 E9 |& ?* e) ?
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 F* @  U% m5 h/ `>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
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>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  _# q' K0 z' ]3 M* S6 SA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a/ e! N! y- c" r3 j7 A; u5 C3 D
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb# ^" ?) r7 Z* C  R: P6 ]( B+ o9 {
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 4 S3 W% t! y" o
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: K* ~+ v) _" k
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,1 a6 G7 m* P' w3 @. g) q* ^/ U" [, [
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

  U$ m. Y3 Y+ r0 K2 Q真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / K+ `( _( P- B
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真聪明,偶像啊
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0 w" y$ c0 W1 s% ?, h+ W) Y全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 u- e. B) N" ^+ ^真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 , K. d. Y' Q+ \

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" z' b- M! L0 }2 ]  U& [加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! f. Z  A, U0 v% b1 {
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

, k, V% L/ j7 f2 J/ b. Z& Z她是大学教瘦?
! P% v6 f& r# l, u大学教胖还差不多
  s7 x# J! D: u; X- u: W她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, Z. f3 A5 R9 q! \" p$ ]( n紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ G/ D. g3 N8 Q; l& b# H2 O说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ( q' U% N+ R: }) Z; L
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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