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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if& X( Q4 j) ?* v, o2 M# G
the newfie would like to play a fun game.   F: N& U) C$ h6 }; ^' w" Z* q
  
- Q' d6 _- W7 s  o& }, o The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so/ _) U( U4 s1 m) E9 i
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,4 i% l! o8 {' v7 m) K
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his5 k* g" i8 Y: z; R
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the" l) M2 c% M. a* F: O. D  i0 z
lawyer. , ?* _. r2 _) K( y; e$ z) I
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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! s5 l; O: W7 P: u% EThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right0 M, ]7 s7 _4 O( B% f
back to sleep. ( m! J* R, U6 P9 m, j* C
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He. O+ {/ U; \- N) h
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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: A- H1 s9 S# a. v/ {; h'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and1 T/ D) O% ^4 V/ ~) X$ p
comes down with four?' % u+ M9 W4 ?/ d( s" ~
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; f0 L% B0 F( [9 O4 Y: v) d7 P0 G: P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ a" x: l  R5 o( _2 g) T' x>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, Z1 H  l! m) @+ q& s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. b9 n( ~3 E( u>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 X. s- l1 x5 U  i6 r0 k0 u0 o' {& A>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct! F) m' D4 M6 a7 X, n9 t- J' Z

; z, B* n. ]" E. V6 f( ?>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ; {! c( |( z2 F5 `! l* t
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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% @( [1 Z, |0 g7 c; d' r>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,   j0 e% I+ o$ A' J4 a
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three8 Y8 [: w: i* f4 Y/ d* C+ N- d
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's : f+ l9 w' k3 s" [4 J
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 0 c2 Y: S# U  [
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ; i$ }8 a* U/ P$ f, F' ~: J
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 9 d8 E/ M0 d9 K
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 R, i* ]5 J3 o$ b
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) V) s# S" g; v3 qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! U' T, S" N" G4 U: pthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
$ L" n, w9 J8 U" E- E2 ]“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
+ K, m' B, d3 L. D好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& |$ g$ y/ ^, u* S; A% ~, r# Q1 H加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 `) r6 {, Z8 C& ~" x真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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0 f- c( L1 m7 X, z. e6 X# f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
$ A2 N$ T$ o/ H$ I- R“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
5 Z  X% e" _0 f# e- c+ ?好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

) |6 e0 V: {6 g# M* a5 w( D真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ b, R& A, n5 h% B全盘接受一下。

0 }# N) F+ ^. T真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ) j- C8 L, Q) e0 E
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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6 R  h3 f/ J+ j别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* C! n+ A/ t# y5 v+ |加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  l; _' P/ t: c/ C! f多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 , I8 a) n  j- h8 \0 V2 y" Y2 z
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真博学,偶像啊。

: b9 b- z2 a3 ^; I+ p3 Z7 z大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 % D1 X0 f+ U5 V- G7 o, F2 x
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  V6 i' F6 ]8 a* w5 Q) E3 Y紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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