Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 m6 x6 `3 A* w& s: B' w# rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 S+ G6 |5 G: B! p he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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( m! W9 V; M6 j+ {# q  C+ b This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

- e, ~" O2 r6 h4 W! ~+ [' x" j# I6 HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 U, x3 W9 d  Vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

; a5 B8 r4 F/ U; r, t) K0 t' h+ kThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
6 |7 N5 j4 j7 r1 q% Hlawyer.

/ }3 A0 n7 q0 V% m, K) BNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

  N) ]$ q$ S( s. \+ P' k2 N6 F: x5 k& wThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* v( [( {" ?7 |+ A5 Sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 ^( y$ Z% z$ N( s* S/ X. b. thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
/ E. ?! m- z: \0 fback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( R$ z. |' n$ y, Q: b" z) v  i7 Xwakes the newfie up and asks,

  K6 n! Z* j% {" `. o. [+ {'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

5 ]: c+ K9 X5 A( M0 |, `Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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+ m' u# j+ h. R% W# F2 N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

6 Q0 X$ i; Q) G) W( h' }>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# y: b; I* f+ n1 l>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  A% p' ~6 E# j0 o- q8 \0 \>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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: K' n2 M- t( e>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' u: @7 E1 M+ R: x* Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" `7 i/ m+ F6 @/ Z  G( ?( r5 _>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) |# m+ r5 y1 L9 o: Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: H0 y# v, T' [! m9 V7 z7 Wthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 `$ Q5 c" }  H8 x0 t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" M# C4 @- R# Q9 B- y5 ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# G( T4 u: D% l+ s; F7 L真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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$ |, G9 F* |/ ~5 v) f5 |, ?9 V# N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  F1 D" Q# h. H, e2 j: ^2 Q. `% ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' r0 f  [. n3 A: h" y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ h4 K; a, J. c真聪明，偶像啊

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& p+ k" C$ _$ H1 {; R8 L全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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8 |2 }. d6 t* l0 j: p3 {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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+ X- q9 h% o( ~9 P; @  O别把我往坏路上领啊。

: S$ n3 O9 f7 M% X7 }. X你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* S/ _  S- x" r9 B+ y6 O( {多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" z, W5 f/ l+ Q; t9 w真博学，偶像啊。

" A! p' e- l. |0 L( t8 x大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 G- d' O& N: X5 ?$ x9 N/ G她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; Q/ V4 [; Q6 C1 _说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ [- Q3 F$ \7 M8 V6 H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 R+ j# {& B3 N$ I哈哈，你们在这开小会呢