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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; F  R$ \  _* R: J$ p- O/ othe newfie would like to play a fun game. 9 j6 b# ]  W; V8 A) e9 P" J
  
; c4 p% _9 v4 S8 \ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so4 C! M* F3 W' M/ M/ e
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The$ u- I+ ]: o6 h; Z* ]& q- d
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I! N* Y( `/ O3 m& H% ]) o
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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8 b2 Q& J9 w: [9 i$ r0 \ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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" ^5 }8 |* w7 D- tThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his" X' G$ g1 _! r( O1 B
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the( A- `8 K2 D6 B5 t; R
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with, J8 \9 z; w- y& r* o; z
three legs, and comes down with four?' ) F- J" d( u: Y' \
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour$ R" c8 f- m# d9 H* s" H$ U
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and1 ?' v% U0 M) r3 y1 X1 W- I
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right* f! P5 _' l- `) [9 }) z: E
back to sleep.
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6 ~# G6 R/ B* ]7 v  ^2 pThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He8 }" E- q% \7 N& u- I; S: l  I
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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2 A: w  \6 C: L" Q% i'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $54 |: _( ^7 E0 o1 u( b/ C3 h
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!- B0 K3 G/ {% l; _0 ?& d
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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* {. L3 F3 O4 R* a# p- w. d>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 2 |2 z6 o' c! `. k
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 9 p& Q1 ]7 H) }' i& |% p3 d  R% O: W8 L( ]6 _
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 u$ }- ^- M  m. a( J2 h( z! O! N>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 z8 N. V7 k, G- r" S. U>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a - z" O. n4 P( k5 b  N) }* T4 v
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 6 i1 q) N: }, [: i! ?: z
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 T" o0 j7 A' I& C# k>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three) t- |+ U! H4 Z6 a# m1 V

! D9 p- Z+ S7 W5 Y* J: D>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's - \) j4 p2 T( t- k# x
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 2 Q' O* M9 i- {2 B
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 W" \- e( \6 j& k1 m. l) b% |>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ M/ A5 d( _* V  X+ }% ?: pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 q6 G' I7 n, a2 N& j1 ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* i& g1 a  \$ bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; X2 G7 g: K. {. r: L' v' }the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 $ W+ U# v/ C/ `2 I, l, }7 X
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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( z  x1 Q: i0 m3 R5 `1 g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:4 ^( A* K3 h! T4 E: q* ]
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
2 o* \7 Q1 e& h; x3 r' U好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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7 b# b2 ^2 ?% g# r/ S$ E( \2 Z全盘接受一下。

6 @& {% t' ^, n# m; |' l真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 8 K5 E# w4 K; x# Z+ u$ N
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

, Y( ^3 @7 p2 q! X; W你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 5 b0 u8 d  r7 M8 j2 o+ @4 F2 j
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ v1 P* t2 T( F- ~* a5 j' ?6 M多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' \: W) H- V( j7 j( j- a9 C$ S大学教授哦,能不剥削?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * U/ O, ^+ o* l# }9 J9 m
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- b6 }4 C+ v) b: N& n* h. _' A* C紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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3 T% C2 D$ F% D" q4 |8 ], l哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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