Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 j+ e, I( Z0 c; S/ i2 L- nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& G: _) _6 [6 Y! Q- n8 jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! D  W# v( y! r2 Y  wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% m7 F7 A* ^# u% ?2 e7 k7 h0 f he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 f* U. T: l: ^3 m5 @ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 _( Y; I) {5 T) T will pay you $500.

+ v  [/ U4 q! [  M' M2 R This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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% S' w8 e0 h6 G: r& s0 [The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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6 g; w/ q# F3 e9 c0 wThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: q% b5 r' S9 r0 ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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( p* J8 r, f$ r; ?- @7 j% ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 f( N! Z# G: V" Preferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! @, a. s# F! S& x4 n0 s6 @back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- G' Q4 z3 s0 rwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
! y# {4 u# A; g: q- ^, z+ L2 G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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' F8 ?* f& _* R' R0 t  f( Y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' F0 w" X3 I4 n  `$ n) L4 V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 S$ ?, }: P5 O- O7 `* f>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( a# j/ U0 l. |4 H5 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ h0 ]% J7 i) x( O3 Z. d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# Y2 g7 v9 U5 a' P1 M% W3 S真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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' `4 x. B$ p) }; p0 Z8 F# t" c好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

# f4 h3 O/ u8 W1 N) L, h6 y- t$ J真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 s" ~% B2 T- K真聪明，偶像啊

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3 |. o  H* X1 y$ ], q* C2 r全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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! I6 W; y) a: _全盘接受一下。

: Q1 _0 z2 c: u3 q( m2 y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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, t0 B( G1 [( e, l- a4 W$ ]  i别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ ~; t$ G% x- _+ ?1 S6 u多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

: }* L6 {1 l4 A6 b: _& F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% K. L7 p( X6 M* i0 X$ L) p她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
5 }/ x8 H& s3 r% p3 M$ A她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢