Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; D( N, V$ p. X& Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# T, [' M; ^# g% B: V, Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 D& I: M* o  G9 g( P9 nyou pay me only $5.

, v5 w, @$ D0 y* h1 P/ o! r# o You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
0 ], }9 C  Y% _& j will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 \0 E# N. U8 s9 O  [' Fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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9 |1 b6 J8 S7 T: cThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! @( _) r1 I  ?* Q* t8 Jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 C1 U( S; D/ q1 upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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" L" g: I7 @$ QThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 r, {9 @7 _  |: s7 D3 H9 Fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

( X% X$ B# F6 XThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

" N7 o$ W5 Z& s' s# K'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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- C$ @  ]- j" G0 dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; C, ]0 j! ^& g>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. w# m% J+ _) [5 D5 k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ h8 M: L) V. v* B, _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

: a2 Y  k8 V7 k>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 F# F6 v: M3 e5 p. S  m3 d>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 s' A( v* J* S/ ~6 f( B9 u5 @$ J>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' R: M0 J/ D3 q+ c>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ H& A  g% W3 z9 e1 G>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& ^% z" {7 u$ g3 u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, ~) t9 e' {) F" d>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) p! V. s. u) J4 |: Q( O+ p- H' e1 _A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) T& D. R* l" S. s, I3 ithe newfie would l ...

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4 J0 `7 H. M+ j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 h1 G* A) R$ i- |. c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

' x# m5 E" I( U# ]* F# }全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

% m/ w0 }8 l! q; V8 E& n8 c0 H真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

" m/ t# u( Q" w真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

- G& L( V& L! g3 C别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ B) b5 }! J1 u' F. b* S别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 H( O3 L( g  f3 F你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

, R- {7 [) u& p, A& V# ?5 g她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ ?7 h3 ?* S) G# ~! g, n! j说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% ~& J9 g0 w! _2 i% v+ x5 L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢