Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
6 _' H) k( x  d The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# o3 l5 x2 J  ?' ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 L* W1 b- q: A6 ^2 Y$ s4 K: T lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 c* l& Y) m- m4 p7 }0 @" i& @ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" ^/ ]' t& D- K7 m will pay you $500.
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$ t# F0 V; i# O6 T9 ]' B2 M  V# M5 Z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 d9 o5 j; x. C/ T, o  C! l, Nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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$ j0 N3 A! A$ K% b. \6 EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

$ I1 E  C9 J" u0 c2 I4 n% FHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) z. ?8 s: S) D, S: ]5 {2 B, W1 Uthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ K. w9 f5 A0 h( l( R( cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, j) T$ S% W! r7 jback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; e2 ?4 e% b3 M! cwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* g6 ]  ~; |0 c- ~6 b1 D+ g$ Rcomes down with four?'

& V, N1 u2 R: N( HThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

2 }! J2 g+ b  ^  vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 ?0 N: \9 A& D! x3 X! K>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( F, E( j4 a: L& l- T>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 h1 R: H4 ]* L4 k: W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 {3 ]+ T& Z0 D>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: g, A; x! T7 ^* p$ N3 P>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 i1 ^* I2 D1 F; f3 U/ s) B4 W% S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' R- f! ]/ p3 g. A! I" K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ ^9 w5 m6 I7 C9 jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 t# U' ?, p  k4 i, ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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  _1 z1 Y  o1 l) Z) N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ M" n1 U. B" J+ |0 C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, W1 }" w$ t0 r# r: ~; E# R% s2 \6 x* M. v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 F' c  G4 ?. |: l. `  b7 U! v# o5 F加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# Y9 a4 K# w2 k0 H) Y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; C& q2 \9 K9 s$ h; v0 S9 s真聪明，偶像啊

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/ G1 m: d5 N6 _! i1 H& @全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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9 }$ D% f0 Q/ t; o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 a0 a  I6 V* g别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& {0 U( |+ [3 `/ d) f* J4 |真博学，偶像啊。

2 o# [: D3 L" u+ g* \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

% g  n" ~9 T* m+ s2 _# j: ^: |大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
9 d9 z( i# k# h9 @大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! E/ X& R" n, f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢