Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 u4 W3 y& q, r/ o* |- C6 J" l2 Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
# H* ?, M  d, G. l( [  w2 D The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# P4 e: X- u  ? he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 b5 a& M* |, w0 Oyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 q$ ]# N7 q  h! P, R5 N will pay you $500.
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5 x2 a' Y. {4 I. h; j This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. B0 p1 D# k' o7 X# `9 h; vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

4 a# l% k7 x* a; v  {Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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4 h/ g' r9 ?/ v% m, L0 _" zThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 q+ P: d0 h. g3 Q: ]' Z" lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! d- @$ [+ \- z: G. [2 L% Lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 Y! Z( e2 O' I( h# X) f- lback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
! Q8 ^1 j3 u' {6 _+ M/ Qand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

( @$ H/ e) F' g7 e$ }: ~! A) ^Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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' \0 w; |1 X, l1 J( O/ r$ t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, V' `6 P" S) u>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 b* H6 l, C7 P4 Y. @>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: }0 K3 }6 B6 e6 E. E7 p" n  P>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# }2 I8 E% t, f1 R8 r>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& G+ u" l# o7 l" x. G>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 s! n% r( O+ g8 h" I# w>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# W. r8 I' L. q) F>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  j4 f+ `' f' j8 C4 }3 z$ |>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

/ q$ {# I  x0 f* g6 M% I, H7 p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( C  d  B, D0 ^4 j5 |) e: rA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ u7 [+ t0 Q+ c1 a1 Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ n/ v" t4 x/ l# x6 k5 T% F; ?the newfie would l ...

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( ]$ k0 M4 r% B9 ?% l' L9 v% T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" P/ L6 O. ^  u  W6 h9 Q. j- i; l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" _$ I7 _* O6 E: G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" a0 P) T/ T% {好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( ^" s6 s1 H( M! n真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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1 }8 R: Z' R- @( \+ T+ O+ y* W全盘接受一下。

+ S1 H; A# q4 j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

$ y* N6 `/ u6 n+ H/ R( z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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! y# ^1 _/ T: X' ^& x别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

+ R! x. a# c" V: v- J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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1 t) _7 _9 @1 w8 ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
0 O, D4 {4 K6 Y) y) G她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 {# ~8 F9 q" ^. B2 Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& c5 }$ w7 J+ Z) H& f说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 G' f2 K& R2 L, O( n7 G9 l紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢