Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 l7 v) L- m, j/ ]% S# ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 X4 E. l+ J3 H) V7 c( Zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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, o7 u0 N7 o* J& N7 ~8 u$ x1 v The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  \  w4 D1 o! o0 T- m9 aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 ?; e! Q" t- q* }+ S- [& R' E1 qyou pay me only $5.
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" W# I: A5 M! I: q1 P1 V8 s  `: w- g9 H% C You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

2 R, Y5 ~) }4 [4 U$ D( hThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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3 a; A: F' w7 X2 B! p6 W8 ^The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; E8 a- v/ e- c2 H' [pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
/ y; M* v: r( M. T0 G  V# Alawyer.

7 j6 b. ?- q8 lNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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2 _  Z! a% q- HHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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3 |* W/ [& V. h/ g7 `The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' w1 r5 n- L' D' Ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ |* K$ G  [5 m& ?. ^, N: ?the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' O$ [# h; M5 \* q) G/ T- \, k, khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

9 |/ j7 K3 b9 B+ ?The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 A" |1 w& t$ Swakes the newfie up and asks,

* ?& g' G% q  w8 `1 h'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

3 b6 U: R8 ^, I# @Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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- ]! d( ^1 f9 S" e, q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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: @  `- `; V8 K/ S4 P>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 [; x' ^3 @" h5 F* c>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ F: c$ v: f$ Y) z/ S>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" W* Q. H( \6 |/ ]/ }. |7 L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. b8 z! N: y( w) f' F>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 R9 t2 ]- p8 n' N' `* Z9 }2 G$ A; L# K6 lA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 ~! a$ t' X; x7 T% I, R2 L1 vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  N' d; r% ]- N# hthe newfie would l ...

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) O% a: h: X& Y2 Z5 D% L7 s. [0 z" Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- H6 x3 Z: b* V, C& T$ w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 P. {% k+ E4 [9 K: h, Q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- X  A$ T+ c% k. Q  ^( E真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 t$ I' U& L/ @3 }/ g1 }6 {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ e6 B& N' m9 V) C# G3 h4 x& K好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

# U0 v" [$ b, v/ ?' q% T真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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  U3 g, X' p/ }5 y全盘接受一下。

0 ?4 o: y) f: L) ~6 t1 G" L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 T) N$ Z# c* C' e4 R! n7 D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" Z# b) D4 O& V. O. B( L2 Z真博学，偶像啊。

+ `! |! e$ s4 [  n1 b; |9 x* a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

. v, H; d3 z( C/ U* d8 y3 F$ a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 m* Q( T* \! S- E: ]她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
/ ?' E1 j1 r/ N) o! ~' W, _* N( n; @  r她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ ?; k) W+ c$ N+ U: e, y- S8 O4 P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% A6 M$ H' H, y* b, G8 t2 r, _: e+ |说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# y3 ?2 J+ I& _4 r5 o4 j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢