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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if$ g/ v" I2 t5 ~& z& s" S# [' g3 Y
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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* o1 x/ I! n! c) `3 x) T* {# T The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so# z! u& Y! e* [- O% r7 B% L
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The& }2 z% Y% n& H& x& ~- D- n% Z! c. i
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 a) O% l' C1 \( A5 P8 y+ ?ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,# u7 p1 U. E8 ?6 O. @
you pay me only $5. 2 o- D# S$ I1 P$ R6 f

2 m0 A2 ]1 d! z) i  @+ O4 r# _7 @5 w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I2 j' q3 Z) Z8 w' u; J
will pay you $500. - p: \0 `) W3 m7 H* Z* A6 m
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep9 K3 \9 a$ R/ A4 R6 q# L
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's1 P' s# @& `- T3 h, r1 r# j
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ( {% P3 A/ G; Q2 @2 E' C
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his$ j9 I, w8 q7 q& }2 [7 Q% w" r
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.+ O. }6 O% m  j: C8 o2 S
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with" H: ]5 q' [, n! H/ ^& x
three legs, and comes down with four?' 0 ]" s. m# n6 i7 G* ~4 l1 _- G+ O6 P

" E7 Y: D) z* H) JThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all9 X: H5 q& L- W- e
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all" Y8 W) }4 {" f: E2 R
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right8 b9 K) q  L- Z2 g4 d% G
back to sleep. & {9 H! |* V$ n( I1 Y- ^; J8 ~
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!1 Q( M3 X% l3 D/ l: K) ^' b
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the3 z/ ~7 ]: n  o2 U" Y
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two $ M/ q  Y( n& R
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 D  r4 u2 x1 q! u5 y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the " R( d* g: `+ S3 [5 A. a6 U6 L
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ e3 q& w  a4 u( Z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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* u6 o* R0 G* j7 Q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 7 g9 \2 J4 ]" X3 T$ q# m7 a8 s
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a # d2 J* U8 z  T9 F) S7 ^
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 L& ?+ y8 T' Y& R# H! o>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, # \4 z4 q9 ~' k3 E  W9 k! P$ p
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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$ [7 I/ M( n% p+ d3 w& p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 1 a/ z  E7 V# ^$ N4 l" i
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
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>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
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long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb/ y! t# |5 o" F, l. J8 N: Z+ N0 Z
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
1 G9 t9 c6 V* L2 w! ?6 s" @“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,$ C' K+ s; u. ]* W
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 5 T) r9 b& H9 [/ X& k
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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* n5 r+ x8 u6 B3 w9 k% B+ P/ a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- @, Z, F" [$ f  c/ m: B% ~
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,) H) M' j9 D, m; V5 }. x9 x
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 P) N8 n- g) q8 G  Y2 d# d: u1 a

8 V0 ]1 ]8 l1 R真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 - L) B+ f$ i6 w. s/ |) ^1 m

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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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  P/ K* C" T, \3 ?4 J+ b真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 7 s+ y- w( ?; S! p1 o9 @

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 L- X; c6 W# i/ J- Q' w' Z& t( P, m加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ C5 s5 r- d/ z# Y. B% e; p多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 : \( B) O7 {. x2 v% M

7 a& Y: G* C$ Q# \8 U! ]6 X* u大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 S3 E- M% F! ~4 L
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& o9 Q. l. m. @8 [8 C说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表   ?4 m& |2 L- e$ j+ |; v; T
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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