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' V( Z7 ~) E. |4 }' \, s% Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) A+ @' }5 l, x5 j, G/ `that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 |& Q! H" a: L; ^! T* l _) |7 L, }
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so- ]1 J% N) j0 ?9 m( r" E( p
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 c' B7 \/ w$ P: g, M. ^ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- f7 t; ^7 s1 z. f4 Uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,# j. x0 p+ M4 i: V& Z
you pay me only $5.
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$ d2 Y9 }) q( z, Z; E1 u You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I, \$ J1 p& M0 S' C: p* m
will pay you $500. 4 d4 m( Q6 _) |8 E1 d6 G* z
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep/ B. |- T5 p+ \9 D( O
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- z/ i# t3 \, Y, u4 Hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 `: i/ S' p1 }/ mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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* |3 t" f+ G' |/ OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with) L: V2 w1 z7 t
three legs, and comes down with four?' 3 V# W% r2 H& x' d
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all8 r8 K6 R# C5 Y4 Z# H) Q7 D7 H
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ ~" b& Y; _ h$ l) i( xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour( w0 W' [3 B' l
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and- o6 N/ X: z ?) E- {1 |
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ C% \) @9 y- O' w5 {wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41
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