Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, h4 Y0 F/ T. P+ t6 {8 `; L( `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 d' K, w/ C/ F2 ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* l1 c" b8 Q0 Rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
0 F# k2 _+ J8 |, k The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  J# ~/ L9 ~8 f he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 d8 {) Z! |% Kyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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* P3 D- [: g+ g$ V# t4 e- S3 J+ _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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7 J8 J2 I% c% }0 a9 O6 o" ^Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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6 ^+ V  x" v9 x0 ^+ |$ W; kHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ ]& d! t8 _- q" V0 I& k2 Z2 z9 Awakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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5 m" @! T* e# w1 E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ L2 `! F# L9 M; A& ]7 Z' ?) |>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

  ?) z7 a: X9 Y0 N, @' ]0 ]>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: f6 @* l1 r1 Y4 O; `>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. x! t0 t- K5 _# X$ _: J>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) V. \% ^( G! A! P9 o+ Q. R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 q" x; \  ]4 T1 S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 U0 k! b( o. H3 }; IA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 T6 ^& h, z  Y  Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& D/ X2 C7 E4 _0 i; B; s) k" g' s; D- ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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5 ]* q$ |* y" i2 F. h" {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  B+ a! z/ u: \, G% f/ W7 J' l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 e- Y9 C% v0 ^  A3 u6 B: d2 {1 j加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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$ B7 j2 {. t9 C真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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6 M6 I. P( Y( P4 C% m5 t* L! f5 ^2 F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

$ j3 {& O+ |' E  w0 f, _" p. c别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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4 q4 K$ {" [1 [( H5 N$ h2 a  ~别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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4 A, n* l6 m7 C4 I) Q% y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ s3 H3 o" a* Q' C7 q她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
# j" T9 ~( F! A% c9 x7 t. Q- l她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  A; i. f* v! l: C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 [7 W2 p$ l% [1 y' o- r4 G2 `1 v说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢