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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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- l2 @* ]* Y0 Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if. E# v1 l& h5 e# S; {+ V
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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& s# G! r3 P* a$ g# Y) Q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( ~8 q" P: d- `# [ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 l6 E. F; [2 F lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- V) ^& q% |  e# T" p! R$ e. `ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 ~' s! y3 _9 w9 c2 dyou pay me only $5. + l* T. q( ~) i/ k/ }+ Q
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I2 S. _5 k/ }0 m
will pay you $500.
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: ~% h( u3 {& w3 y* P This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' `- l7 I# Q8 ^& cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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7 W3 W4 O. x% KThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his, T8 ^" [5 i. W
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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8 A1 h$ m7 K6 w0 @# z9 \2 D; N# v2 uNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with7 u' ^0 {* v: q- D$ p
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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! U4 R8 j% m4 V. t% PThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all6 t! e& m  i' X0 l6 F1 @
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all3 J- x' |' P! P; {. K+ c- A
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right# F0 D: t! F% o. T: Q
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He( w* _1 \. z$ `
wakes the newfie up and asks, " H* {; `, I3 p% r0 j! ^

/ `) I8 f0 _* w0 Z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" ~* B$ g) r! A& G& Q4 Scomes down with four?'
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. O- A' i7 H; a& M) O3 `" ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5+ z  Q) [: q9 {- H# H- B9 f
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the0 ~4 v0 Z& [0 v, [
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 8 I1 ]4 c: r! P2 M6 E' e, x
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ( [7 y6 O* g" `9 P- l; p* U
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  N, [; o5 s7 Q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,   N$ t: H2 B0 Q' [
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct1 r. [3 f) F5 \

9 g! L* \1 i8 D  E' j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research . x: Z9 v+ A0 {- S8 _
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ; W* M( O2 ?( P! `
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more - t) C* ?/ N' P/ i! ^/ e( t9 a1 z; h
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, % C6 W) l: z  P" Z, |# b: b
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# t& T$ N% w. b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ' R$ Y. l; j& M5 T5 \! Y
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand : S0 ?6 a6 _7 l% r5 z
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  i! Y* s1 l3 e8 _5 dA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! n; S" ~4 H5 @; Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" K* I, m1 |0 L; q- N' K6 \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 Q1 g' ^2 m5 Q/ E& S) Rthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
4 i' l/ t( u5 I“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,/ X) W* ~. m7 k, K9 k: H' l
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 w" a) C5 o0 x" T* C, w- O$ u加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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2 ?3 ]3 w! \* ~) h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
  R. b2 \& M* S' X4 b. U“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,2 n+ l: s0 }; D2 |# J2 ^
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 & p8 x6 ^5 g% o9 f

& e3 L$ L1 K* C# n7 H; r真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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: T6 [' j1 I+ B+ n/ g5 I% x7 v" u3 P全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 9 {6 @8 _5 R0 O; _
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 D  E" Z- z; i+ W7 J  u" [别把我往坏路上领啊。

# _0 G1 ~4 W. y. b9 L' f& d你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( U' S5 `5 Y' I+ A: X加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( `1 P5 G7 ^* A多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?$ _* ~. @5 a6 X
大学教胖还差不多 # g9 `4 e! o4 |% k7 V
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 w, X" q* M+ j* A; x6 t+ k! a1 Z: {
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) P9 ~. s2 D- K5 m& ~9 V) \4 s$ B% U说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & A- F* L" v2 ^
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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