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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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6 X1 `( `/ w$ ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' c+ T1 P0 F6 \3 I- A- X( Xthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 3 S8 z- [1 s& }+ z
  
% f# M& r4 S# Y' z& z' o The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' \) S$ s6 {" L8 V he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The3 s/ [) s, \) g9 v5 `. B- `' h  o
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 Z% u9 Q+ q" R7 n, I8 K& Y; oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, j; N/ _* A/ r5 ?2 Syou pay me only $5.
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9 {; c2 b2 Y; K( {& U5 v" p; w+ p' M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's4 M& a4 e- i3 o1 c) u
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 9 U0 j# ^  B( m1 R9 o
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ @8 A# G# `4 s$ Q4 M! U# Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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1 |* q1 e4 u+ x- V1 UThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all2 S. M: e6 x+ C# e
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, R! F9 q1 I9 F; N4 Q+ tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour" Z" P0 D" V1 J2 B5 Q
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 X, e9 e2 w" C# |/ E$ S$ Ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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( ]8 l- ~# {) \; f( a* b. u$ ^The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ B$ f" S0 x! Y5 L) F* k  x) H2 @' Ewakes the newfie up and asks,
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. }8 N) E* i4 _! G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and1 D( [2 P7 f8 X/ ], c1 }
comes down with four?'
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4 X% G2 W' A9 V) vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5$ E( z. @$ _5 D5 n( n9 y
and goes back to sleep.+ Z% Y2 T; S( g0 }

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  F) v- ?$ Q: |$ s8 r5 U6 m>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 }: W4 A  y! Q4 j' X>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) N- w% T$ G# o: H: {) D>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 1 v9 C' W/ t/ A* I" z0 B
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. A9 v  ^9 W7 W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research : x- [% W9 w( r& `1 m# x
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 s+ ^" H; D8 B8 W2 `1 V" P' C>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) B& M6 _( Y! u+ J/ B0 N>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 O. Q" q. u$ I& M% N5 U( {>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three- r0 o1 x$ d5 m

& p0 Y# V/ v+ A% v>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# ?9 h+ I  W# `' O2 t2 V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 4 D% M2 W6 d3 H! n
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand : X# w1 g# O2 y7 C! |9 `, P
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 . W- X# b4 F+ y8 p" q$ |/ N# L
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: I1 G9 r$ g* Y5 plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 n5 N9 v5 M& e/ d9 C3 qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if& W  X8 V; @7 p7 i: G% n
the newfie would l ...

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/ G* L( D* E% @$ M$ T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:' G7 g! U' u! c$ `! O  v! M
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“," [4 g7 G, Z& L2 A: G; b7 P
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " v. `& I& {5 X+ ^6 A1 ?$ v6 S" B
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:2 D( q" h" s# y* C; C5 v
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,5 ^- b. X' r5 h/ l, [/ }$ y# V
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

" h$ w9 C6 A1 |. @真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / p0 u7 P9 M' W8 {& _: B
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真聪明,偶像啊
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: e3 h" [" E" m全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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, L6 S6 b# @% T# w) F全盘接受一下。

. d: ?6 f( ]; D1 l" l  ^7 k真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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: r) O6 A1 f$ {! O+ f别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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, d4 G# w, K: t6 V, g5 I' p: Y别把我往坏路上领啊。

% x9 l, m: |' P& L+ B( H你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * i) t9 c, E. I) R1 N5 n
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 r' v( M6 F1 U+ C6 e多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 X2 f6 w4 C3 ]$ v+ A/ Q2 n& ?真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ) v1 U. }' g& j* }6 i, b  r
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . L/ U( ~$ O* {6 F0 u& b
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 0 f$ E2 N, e: o- T; h7 {' h& M2 m
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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8 I; c& h+ M2 \5 _  x# s哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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