Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) K3 Z7 ~& y% i. K. W( n* F, q7 Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ }2 U) O3 n, U3 t* V* }7 xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ F6 T2 C2 l) h( n0 N' i lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

0 Q9 ^" R- x, a8 D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 L! C) C6 S! Y; p" r' N will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

. _9 y( [) V, y' c7 h& `4 GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, q1 D! ~/ G5 a# Pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; s" [5 N" N* }pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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- q0 G3 {3 O! k+ z5 sNow, it's the newfie's turn.

$ b( B+ e: `5 O% }. Y* R$ d) t0 tHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 X% v' f; A7 ~- dthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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# w) ?1 C0 b; m- h- t) sThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: e5 f+ h/ G: y2 n- M3 A: g/ H* ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  |( v9 f& q% K4 uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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8 I8 |2 q! _$ K7 x5 r, e0 s/ ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
  m5 S8 N0 ?3 g+ iand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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; Q' S0 `: V& b# P3 g3 X9 F9 W$ A$ NLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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2 }7 q* X3 v$ h  ]" ^3 S3 @$ T>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* H' \/ s" f7 T' f* T) N  p! B- l0 B>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 M2 x. Z7 J" t# j  o>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ O5 ^" z  d* e  e9 ?$ B>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% N6 X; P& t! V8 V, X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( x$ M8 b- Z( S  h7 a: {5 E>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 H- o/ A/ d' b4 [* w4 X! }3 U( Dthe newfie would l ...

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5 l2 @4 Y; m; B4 r0 T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) P/ N8 `+ q( @“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 C. |) H0 V' y  F. Z- O5 m  R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" r5 |& B- [2 ~% x# ^" H3 K好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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9 n$ H! q5 Q; O( u% z5 N0 Y# h全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

$ A* H& v: ^, [& u; }: k真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

- [7 k8 k# f/ v3 u9 _$ e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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0 e1 c5 {" R$ }: ?* U: H3 E别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 x, F+ e# M$ m你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; Z. Z$ e2 t5 V  D/ J0 V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

5 O3 n) P7 A3 x5 n3 ^& G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
; k( j- N: y( `0 Z3 L& X. H- ]8 N大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% c) s4 L6 F4 Y+ w/ ?( H0 G, ^紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ u, D8 d% S/ v; F: }8 Q  J! L, r' Z/ I/ T说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢