Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 ^. w1 k5 Y' N, v7 F6 ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 o# i8 ^0 a/ D+ D5 Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ k1 y3 t1 y9 N% P& t, Z) ], } he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 X, A+ b7 g- {3 N, F0 c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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5 I0 B( m0 [5 U" d- u& LThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 a/ w4 `- h9 ?" gthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) x$ ^3 L3 d, g4 }: bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

" C$ P5 J; r  h& ?; L, NNow, it's the newfie's turn.

# ?/ j% A% {9 Q4 z) ~( XHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 F9 Q4 C: z: u! ~* dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  T' m( X/ H$ r6 x: Lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 G! J9 Y% M" W! F; v+ `; J4 T) Jback to sleep.

5 [% l9 D/ y, Y" T! M8 B1 n2 lThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ o% S+ e% A5 E7 W" V- K! Fwakes the newfie up and asks,

8 Z9 x* B" M0 K! `3 s. x& u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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' K! K* k; s8 D8 l3 MThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
( ]0 \  s0 @# h; ?8 H2 E$ mand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. A) t% U  {& [/ a3 j/ c& f>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

% Y/ S; a8 j& z: |>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( X8 a1 r  b7 U+ k: G# w8 j, a# WA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! J0 i+ S; V% [9 v) }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. \# O- t" _1 Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- J% F9 j3 {7 @真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: L7 N* x8 E) }8 ?8 L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& Q$ ]3 n; q, n3 P7 X真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, o4 I: d! d% E% b真聪明，偶像啊

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: q2 U2 }/ d$ B8 C! E全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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0 C7 v9 N/ d7 Z全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( Q) w) H% I$ {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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9 R$ n: ^' s2 T6 E# v6 i别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 `5 K3 T$ q- S( [你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: C$ K5 @0 x: I# B' H1 c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

" L5 G3 |, R! s4 @% l( V0 Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
* L" B; \; U; w2 x9 ^3 J大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) k5 Q( Q+ h8 b7 i" @2 G说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 j% |* T2 C& c- x( n1 J5 T8 S$ ?紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) m7 D) l5 _) H2 Z0 [1 f哈哈，你们在这开小会呢