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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a) E7 M7 B1 f  A6 b0 S3 q2 P" N0 q; p
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb+ N# X! W7 x" h; X* W
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if) j& B. Q# w/ L! w5 K
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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0 \/ U: B& G" U The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( \& X+ J- r) b, c1 t) i: F he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 W+ }/ H9 I8 ?) v lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  ^( \$ M8 m  k' dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, X3 O' M# ]. Q& Syou pay me only $5. . N& z+ k0 W- v7 w. I* n  _
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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" _2 E/ }" A/ `$ Z5 D This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' T/ c8 b$ w9 y, N7 O( othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 S# @3 u4 o0 I0 e- j6 X8 JThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- P/ b6 Y2 ]. U9 X9 M0 Uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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6 H2 x$ u- L9 g! R2 qThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his$ f. O  ?1 v# H. p# ^/ [$ \% h* N
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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0 ^- L% m4 F7 ?7 K+ S( mNow, it's the newfie's turn.8 b2 k  v: o! h% p2 a# b

5 G5 [# ^3 a( E: a. GHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' s% a7 e: z2 }/ k1 gthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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; C8 g* n# ~( E6 \8 {$ O; b2 ~4 oThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all/ o' O0 [; Z  f' R6 x6 g- a
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 n6 r5 T+ S+ K9 G3 q; U8 Uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- w; Z6 q% X& b7 F: gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, a* m* X: H7 m2 g# ~hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right0 t2 G1 l! J' Z- G& J4 v; `. M) f
back to sleep.
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" }- @4 o, }3 gThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and8 n' F/ {& \5 y3 Q
comes down with four?' 0 K+ {0 j: G; {. n5 {, B( `

& u7 K% H: B; UThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5, [& z; v9 A& B3 g; g: s
and goes back to sleep.( s& y/ x* s) E' r
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!% h9 C. n2 b1 X0 Y6 J% ~' A  c

! |$ J" D) |, f/ k. WLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the9 r: B$ o: n  \- g. D+ j9 Z

9 E0 X1 ^/ H0 ^$ a+ K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two $ g0 B" b4 n) J& P6 d
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 E4 Z* C+ b8 v+ k+ g* W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 9 ]$ j' m/ ]8 h9 W
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ! L! H' j0 a: h4 V" q% G* B
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct: y# |9 k1 B/ U0 I' t0 X
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research $ I$ P# y% R' ~& [& B5 \7 C" }7 m9 M
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ) m3 u, P) \+ M
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more . E: W: q. n" j
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, % O7 h' O' g6 Z2 H' e
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three) N# W7 Z6 n- T' v, a
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's , X7 o# ~% w, T6 ^5 q
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ! w, b  K& B" c- ]# c2 Y% `
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 4 Y& R: E" V, \! _0 ]
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 K* h, ]$ _/ J: h, AA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a7 R& k1 h# [# u( O6 K, _8 O, q
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  \) _- c* ~+ |) \! {) uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if1 o7 w/ Z5 {# p" h
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
# Q' e0 T4 u, x" l7 c; W) y. I! M“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
) m4 a) |3 l2 z7 E- S- U好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& V9 i- b5 @+ {. Q- q; J1 f2 K9 n加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 / X9 _  T, y+ U( l8 V9 j
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1 M- C/ R# T  A6 y# O" U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
9 y& B  O, j1 {$ z% h“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
. q( r. E: e+ q9 `5 f+ n* Y好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  x, Y* p7 w3 [" R真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 / Z" ~& C* j: ~. F# F6 I, {

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. L  p. V$ r8 T1 b) P3 _6 A全盘接受一下。

9 l; H- g; l0 B+ l) v真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% K4 m. j. d" k# G$ y8 M0 F别把我往坏路上领啊。

( i3 i( L6 q* B3 h2 r你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( r' z& g# K3 y. l4 a# I+ O* R9 h加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 ^. z( y& `1 F. V6 q真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 P: e! G- k1 W& E大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
) ~4 K1 }* ]% {; h, a. H大学教胖还差不多
1 @$ b; {$ f7 R/ h! }, i她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; g6 M$ c' S0 U" P4 O4 Y% I4 ~
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 " T; x* n5 T. T: R8 o9 n) p& v: t
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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