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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 F0 u( e/ p, N$ ]% B7 S7 S6 a. ]: G
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb  v% v; A( }9 J! l( u" a5 ^0 R
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: u0 s( O  A% cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so! c' q/ h! ?7 W6 C* X' e/ G( J
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 ~* d2 e$ A1 V/ k/ M lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I0 E  u4 s. n- O6 t& s. l
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,) p  `% S! M% q) f) P& J  K
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 U, i+ N* c9 P4 Fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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6 A  i+ t- Y) VThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's7 {9 Q- L3 q6 D) D" ]& E1 y9 x/ L
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ! m: P* C  j! ]! V0 e7 e
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his* S6 Q+ J6 ]# f+ H% B
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with3 B0 c- I0 G, p
three legs, and comes down with four?' + m( M( e. H7 O3 o, [* M9 F& o
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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- P: c! N7 \$ R. |The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and9 m8 {0 O" e% L. b, p1 J( N
comes down with four?' : y6 y, |5 v6 y
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the% U% F# r% R) B9 N' b
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 7 p1 z4 Q2 C2 g
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 y1 |2 ?3 a' M' g: b>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the . J, @3 O0 g' \
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( ?  A* E, y% B. Y# L/ Z7 g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct9 m" g3 V; g/ M: F" l9 A
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research & q2 C! b# l& k4 o4 d5 p
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, / I8 I  d8 b  y
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ) z% U. v: V, x9 U, b
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; s: E0 }8 K8 _2 F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 " R! S& L7 {* P. S* L
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' \) p7 j2 g# z' h- Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 }  v5 m$ @0 G& Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& Y. i% ^0 |6 s) Q- Z% kthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
1 D4 O. f$ M* _& w( [* J“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
4 o' `9 w+ E0 o/ l好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 , [, ~" m  ~( L- N3 f

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:0 F, D+ M: A6 x
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
7 l2 Q( [8 e7 p, t# z好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

4 a) w  A& v6 b* R4 M( E" t; _0 c真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 L1 h* N" A7 K真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 - A, N) \& S+ O6 Y0 Z2 M

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ( x' P& d5 ]+ C& K3 t
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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7 _3 C+ R/ ~) |5 l- C别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 3 O+ w0 ]- B' l% ~8 d, C
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 F4 v( d  P8 E9 w& a, O2 I
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # L# k& S& x% l: y( Y# s
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真博学,偶像啊。

+ g# A8 r8 C! N) {# V$ B大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ! E  a8 e/ M4 d/ C
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

6 n; F. A- i$ c$ P0 }* m( N/ f她是大学教瘦?5 J' Y! Q9 W. ^* x. C9 t9 ^
大学教胖还差不多 $ D7 ]6 r( C4 e) _+ t
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 C* x! h) b1 `8 b9 T9 Z/ j
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! ?2 X+ i3 x- G5 N# n- \( \
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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