Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! E3 m' t) N0 ?' U" D" ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& e6 p) J. k; b he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ `' v! M# T. \ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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0 |1 E! Z3 y1 X7 MNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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, j. {  y2 o- T0 aHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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8 \6 f! y6 r- ?3 V6 Z% mThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 O% |! |/ l7 \  i+ ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 k; }2 W$ [6 [! L6 xwakes the newfie up and asks,

  b9 j( W, ?, o% ?( H+ m) Q2 W'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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9 {/ D, ~, v4 I8 VThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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! y" l$ D; z- p, E4 F/ s& ZLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 ?4 w- Z  m5 [>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 S! e0 \- ~' s# q" e& e4 ^; F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

) J& A. _8 |/ L4 p4 d9 A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 o  Z. I( N- f9 `6 v>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- D& f" I9 a  s- \! v  l& @>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

, l8 a! v. s; m5 l5 w>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: }! i( ^' e' O, E: n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
+ ^% S9 h5 s- p" o6 y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 ~6 @9 O( V& Xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 i: {1 Z; `) ^: ?0 n* ~, m0 E8 `the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# e: W# u, |' h2 t8 ^& x7 ^$ m, L4 K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: v" @8 {- H2 Z- z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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( h: t/ b/ x9 G- p' S6 H. S, K全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

- a9 A2 v- \' Y3 R9 i真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) u3 c9 P8 W" z" C+ c" l她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ C0 `# h( h3 a" i说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; u# _% |4 P+ w, f7 }) e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢