Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 O2 F* \/ S, H0 J( B% z( u$ v he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# g+ l. r7 J& Hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# p) ?$ f5 I* d# Hyou pay me only $5.
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9 b0 M8 o5 Y. y. p" n" k You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* {& W* Q3 G& {- L, w; w' ]' Y will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) M5 a# e& O8 Ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 G2 H- S, C# T/ {! P! CThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 e# p; x  V6 k+ S5 F, ~* L( f% Tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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8 ?( I: b' o7 O, p" ^  iThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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7 \* b7 [2 t( k4 T, s  CNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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( o6 j) R/ M" E& L- R6 p& mHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 A2 }- A# n' J' k" T7 Jthree legs, and comes down with four?'

# i8 M* C+ P! N3 J" s: o# l* PThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; e: m* J: u  {4 Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( i' s9 R& `7 w" bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 d4 U2 R( _6 m+ f- i" Y9 ?. h- Pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 E' a/ r" Y# p+ V( nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

4 R& `) q& G' h1 n- k0 b'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
4 r; w4 ]! x/ O: N4 N5 Q( Dand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 p) t6 [9 t. L* r>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 n( r7 i: f* ^4 V4 [: Z3 H, O, _9 S) H# ]>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

* c0 g! m3 z6 i+ G  s5 ?# ~>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* {# F" E9 [4 P1 P+ H) [4 [# Z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 |1 ~6 e3 s/ e9 i>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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! p- q! U1 v% N) ^7 p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* v+ B* J3 U3 }! O% ]>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  v, s" R7 |( t$ O1 iA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- h1 W* O6 U' r9 e, Uthe newfie would l ...

1 N3 d! Z$ ~* X% `! C, C$ ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% E, ?% d7 m" x“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( W. T( `, Z6 f0 O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 q: d7 o, f6 q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 p# K- ?9 E( {: U' ~, w真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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, N* v" B/ a; c4 b/ F( p/ r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: U. Y; C8 O5 z0 l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' |  k0 ~2 a  n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! L% U! f+ [% q' [3 \( u$ d真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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$ z4 D( b; B% c% e全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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; {2 u. I" V+ o+ Z" X& J/ h' b7 Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 H* e5 o% w7 ^: a# C* Z) _她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# k( r. ~& f$ I哈哈，你们在这开小会呢