Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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2 |, \/ s8 R' G( s/ g3 X2 l/ [4 Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. k- d/ F" u/ p- [/ c2 gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- @5 H1 b+ q2 r2 C8 v. S$ _7 { he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 M3 N- [  l5 y4 b0 Q5 n' b; Gyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 [" M0 u& V7 j4 e( C7 ~the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! I8 m3 |$ r$ R9 P( p& ithe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

+ `6 a& f9 A& I9 `8 X1 uThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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' c: D6 c" R* P- R2 `He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% m% k2 g. V0 Z) c; Treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 H; e# c. ~: J% `of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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7 f- ~9 m4 m% Q$ g7 i* t* `6 V0 O0 R0 iThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 o; K0 D6 u4 `$ c, v- band goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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% q; P7 [' i9 [/ [Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" [, \& k7 e7 \% ?) J" m9 Z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& A; b0 V- F1 |' S; B>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

/ Y: ~2 e4 B! V>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 J! }2 a+ M6 e/ H1 `>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ P3 \' L, ]: o0 s>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& Q' F( x4 m0 [! f>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% V, m5 K7 X4 y$ _7 B- c9 ]& a>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
. ?/ F( q- B+ U0 a' a3 M, u>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 x* _2 _: U$ Y* O>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( i" P% t2 E, ~- `( o  GA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 `: z  W4 U0 U" ?: T/ elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ m- L$ o  T- s. c8 p真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- ^! m: @) t1 ~* Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ b$ O7 ^) E. T, ~真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


# F2 W# j# I& M- |3 T全盘接受一下。

9 z( p- P5 z4 A6 K) ]6 m/ {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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/ p/ H( s1 I' I. F' W5 ?5 u! j4 H别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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" a# v0 c" j. V7 m别把我往坏路上领啊。

' j$ ?0 z/ z7 Z你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& z1 f( s% I% M" R( F. Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
$ G$ V" {7 k+ L5 M/ s( u9 m  h
真博学，偶像啊。

; h( G3 H: ~2 i2 C9 j1 O大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
( `6 ?* r) r2 u$ f, F6 d
2 Y; ^5 @& D# V- f2 Y7 E. {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* r4 K* K9 T# }8 b- |* u" y她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
) Y0 q9 c* B& n. p' B她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# H7 S( u3 s4 k0 l紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 R( O! S3 ~; _0 O' z2 i8 w说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢