Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# D9 g! ^( W+ f; Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 t5 v: b) Q9 ?" S  B8 M, u) ~3 bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
; _/ {& a4 z/ E% F6 e+ b he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% ]+ m% Q( ]$ R' {4 y9 C- b; @ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. S' B9 m: r1 O4 s2 ]$ Lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' c; o7 t2 |2 ryou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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( }' S, |% m4 c0 IThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
5 h/ t3 G$ Y# m5 B. nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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; e0 R# v+ L( m, AThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& J& Y5 `. F, D: y( ^0 L5 Dthree legs, and comes down with four?'

" z5 b% x! @" ^$ N( OThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' Y' E/ d: a9 x4 t. h- v  ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

/ O1 _+ \1 d, z6 ^8 f) L' ZThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 j+ ]9 E! i' u( i3 h6 J; Wwakes the newfie up and asks,
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! h( ~0 ]" g+ g'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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, w. x. [9 ]. _: s$ ^* gThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 o! _3 g- L  rand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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, }/ m! W* T+ a$ x  @( K+ {0 ]Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ Z3 x1 [8 H- @' H>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" g9 e; E1 v4 q: m0 [0 B+ n, J>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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% _- y2 X: x# D, y% {2 I- M9 Q) _>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 T, D# h0 \+ U$ A* P- j( E9 U: p>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% o$ I' I6 N/ _: ~5 X. \2 j>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- O* Y; r" m' I# j% q! m>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" L" d) p+ g* `8 _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 o2 l* N5 w' M7 E5 s8 f>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 Z# n; T! y) ]: c, V: UA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 O! p7 k* L0 j8 i% m, J# H, llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# |& Q! G6 y! j4 V. o$ zthe newfie would l ...

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3 `8 u$ z# [1 _; x8 j* l/ s' Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( ^1 z% K7 G$ `* G3 o$ h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 M5 q. Z2 x/ z8 s8 L' K8 c) H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 P! u' v! G  C6 s: _. `真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 n& Q0 O7 f. A“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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* i/ V5 H3 q0 H全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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9 X/ g$ i, {8 E- f# Y全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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- ]. i7 E$ t, ^6 j* I真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) Z; W% o( {3 `; F, _, \& H别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 E2 c6 c) D5 f, H- N' S你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

% f, W/ B4 v6 I, E6 F+ A大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
4 j0 H/ `  M; W% ]. R# v4 V; C" u她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 _8 a* U# R2 ~; Q说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: j" K' p% `2 ~8 G# }5 }紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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, Y* J' C. D9 D- Z) y6 o哈哈，你们在这开小会呢