Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! x/ T8 r" ?2 F3 {6 _4 ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
% m  K# `7 X6 @. k7 v- [8 d The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 o5 ]6 O' e# c+ f: j3 p& g: |ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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( {+ L4 z' ~) SThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# _) @8 g( g8 ^) U3 y! lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
* b1 x/ O9 P% I/ I$ Z& s! `lawyer.

+ A8 x4 p. T6 m7 k+ Q+ k0 x; LNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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' P( |5 Y, m3 bHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- X& ^3 E0 d8 f. I( I4 oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# [/ A. |, P2 s4 S) Gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 ]* y5 D) ~4 @3 x1 Dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. M. t7 I; Y) Khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! o. [9 i' c2 y' C0 q2 \wakes the newfie up and asks,
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4 h/ x& @' A) P'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( v. Q& s! g: x: _9 t7 Ncomes down with four?'
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2 @( ~- P/ }$ {The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

( X2 n/ [  H' f( e9 g4 HLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ p0 Z+ `% g8 x! g: h5 ^9 ~& L>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ u% e9 S; M6 _1 i0 Y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- J' ?. Z% x* ]0 \>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  s# a0 a1 q) p( {+ h* {>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 B: K1 X2 s* L, D+ z$ V>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! f2 |0 ^1 M; y! }) U>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* k- X0 w% C, G4 L. y1 B# e# }/ Y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ Q" x: \, P$ d7 v, y! i5 v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 Y: w# G5 M1 Z- j9 D7 v>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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% O, T# H; g6 D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 e  A* j5 \* \" A; F3 E7 {好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% p; }+ B8 L$ @$ o; ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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9 O! E; |& ^3 u6 \- e$ I3 d全盘接受一下。

5 o& R7 ?' q/ U3 t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

& X: n5 t5 g( e* a真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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$ |* v/ X9 ?" [2 S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ v- f* `, j- h) v% v9 w别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  q* d: Y$ s# b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ @- O% P2 a6 h& f5 B% L多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& E& U9 N* h! _大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; H$ u1 {) Y- k. U: Y3 y她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
2 |; d+ U0 F. d/ n她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ C( g; E/ N1 E8 R. m! w# `7 j说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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. Q, R+ G# D- E0 X6 |% F2 y5 j( h( k哈哈，你们在这开小会呢