Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( u1 m) h) }- b+ Q- H, d' W8 wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ `) H) @( n( ^$ \ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

/ y* ]7 j- g" t. T: D" H This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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  n% }. a! }* I! u. M$ NHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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# c1 a! r, E- nThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: ~% p9 @+ `; e% f) D/ j) Ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! b+ I) R+ y6 Y9 `! Zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- Q6 W* I( H3 w+ Khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& ~7 r/ W, m4 N: j, i. g6 Kback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: K4 N( P- O' }1 L3 u>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) `; t8 [6 N) O>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 m. w, v5 x. H) D8 Q  _. y# X# o! N>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 }0 `) y; ~3 k3 t. v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: a, f% P; `: g. W>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 i1 N+ L! c* r( B: M( c) }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* K6 c+ h- L$ Y7 N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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7 q, Q9 ]/ i- q2 P# x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 Y8 T. c5 A: T1 |2 O3 o6 Z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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. {9 x2 G2 ~. q! y别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" b8 h0 m8 u9 n0 }- n+ m多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

7 o# g: M! n1 o, B- h大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 K5 S) v$ W  D2 i大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* `, {. n; J" d* c她是大学教瘦？
# [, x1 ?0 B# q5 m5 v大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 f2 i( S5 T" _' w( {' K7 }5 D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢