Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 b; l0 i8 U" Q+ d1 V$ Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- W$ J7 G% o5 I+ j/ l- I, Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* x# f$ O6 U6 u, y" @" a* j. nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
3 S' E9 j& ^3 L: o. X# _" }% G5 i5 r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; K* F, P, l; X2 Vyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

1 f7 E! V$ r2 ~; q# M! l: @) Z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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& N; [- t$ k! x* T8 `The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- ~$ a2 ^( I# L; a" nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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/ \6 o( c- T: e; X- t. ?. N# GThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' p  E" D9 P" Q# u6 q+ T# xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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" _2 H  T& j$ ?6 mHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 X8 v3 k) D9 l3 V% H7 W8 hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' V* W! {3 q, B, Jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ t2 O" J: D1 r* z! F6 Yback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ C4 _' L0 \# x3 cand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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! s1 X" e+ e  E7 x0 [4 a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# a# o3 R! s4 s: S5 \/ r: t>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& R0 D0 M, r4 e* p! N>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( O7 N5 ?! S- a# ]2 O8 u* B+ ^>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 S2 P/ J! ]' Z3 \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% b* ~5 a, h9 f>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 e! V/ I' a& [9 r- v>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( U& M& E; \) e; b% }4 b2 k  k>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' S) N, g  i2 ?- M9 G, l: M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) c' U* r% |  u2 nthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 C3 f$ a# U' w8 q" v9 T% Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ B: |0 o) s5 l$ }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 N  m2 k, p9 _9 x- M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 [7 M. g5 X1 a* D5 `! W* m真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! R4 J5 I0 g! j( G7 M+ Y% E# D9 t5 p' {! p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, t1 y- }" `1 ?5 z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% g7 N. }8 i1 |, ^0 q3 K) f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 I1 H: \6 W! u) f! l真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

6 q! p" x' e+ w3 D, h* r0 T) V全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


: |  k, H4 R6 t4 ^3 v全盘接受一下。

. J5 y" E6 X/ F7 w9 o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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# p* i+ n4 C: R别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 T+ @: P+ n5 T5 B你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% F! i' g9 U, ~  m/ o真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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( m' q0 k  b/ o# p! r6 \5 M' K大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 }8 V% B& T) b1 d8 x说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, J4 d: }" Y1 {: |# @哈哈，你们在这开小会呢