Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# D: k3 K$ q! C! o- x$ sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 V2 _- _! }( T" [1 fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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5 y$ O1 J$ ^" h( R The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 W5 E$ ?* n3 ~* n he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 V) e. d: D! W7 m3 |, C lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 Y) w4 J' j6 F3 @1 O; U7 w" @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* }$ f' T6 L* n' p7 B: B5 v) j7 i* Sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

8 w  \/ [$ t3 o  A( wThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- {1 x# ]% D8 f8 ?) U5 w5 \pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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  \) P4 H' u( R+ Z! S# o0 ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 C! \& Q' `  O& Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 }% m, ^6 w, v6 ~# lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 e& G+ l/ y- kback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

% U% P/ m  O4 j0 r2 Y9 v* \: v5 z3 d'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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7 e" E* e6 o% v/ D8 W& S' z0 _; \The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

* R+ m- D$ a- z! [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- Z2 ]7 {' O9 u  }6 \/ o& ?  {>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 N4 Q* ~: c0 Y6 L# o>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ r1 O, {, N) v3 c( d6 S; R>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) c8 n. e0 D5 h4 |>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 k0 i2 @, M  e7 `6 q! `  n>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! U6 ?" v7 O! C9 N4 L4 [0 V>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 H. h) w$ i- }% J3 x8 o0 C" LA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 ^  A- f/ r+ o: Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' U; |! o3 d' w+ Z0 }) c1 j; A- mthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% [: Y% B6 H5 t4 O/ M' M- t4 B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 h; d* @" I: t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- k1 U( U0 Y: }, x! J% ?( I$ _) a好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" |4 c" O0 R6 d真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# Q$ ^- g1 }; g; |% p( E: D真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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9 l0 v: w( H1 \4 D/ O, A1 I全盘接受一下。

) F6 b% o, N5 M% @: a( j5 J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

; G. X/ ~+ l5 r4 `3 }3 c4 N真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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' R  d1 c4 V+ g) O4 x别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 w# I/ n; s) `5 G; s# M0 X( H3 m你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

$ g# y% l0 ?+ ?1 ?  m, m3 {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

8 l/ Q! ~6 z* s' ]# S9 Q! Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
1 N$ [1 L, d0 g% a$ c* n/ V她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( r) H" s* L8 m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, U- o- F! N" I3 \说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! D$ [! N7 C" j7 m: E哈哈，你们在这开小会呢