Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 p0 @4 n2 b+ P, ~8 fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* {1 f" f$ y1 q, f- [- M* _the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 h$ f- ~+ P! p! F# g9 N& z- n The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  J8 v3 z7 ?8 h% M$ [# p he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 Q: q. i9 z  O$ [/ X lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 O1 @' {. X& D0 M/ g6 @, o) P/ }: `ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  r3 c, A; T( M2 v3 e: kyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

3 r8 f4 U7 E; o, BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. m" M: T7 K2 m4 ^# Jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ Q- y( ~! \- D$ e0 p! olawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

/ d2 B, r9 [+ _/ I2 r( hHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 |& o/ ^$ O9 U6 Y  ^' _$ ithree legs, and comes down with four?'
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: ?" S& p0 \% ]- r- k- R, Z6 BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( D% Y; ~% s; ]4 i5 M3 ?3 Jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# _# z6 B+ U& N9 Ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& E6 j$ G3 Z5 w3 ~$ gback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- x9 s. m0 B' k$ p" [% swakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

+ m3 O2 S8 V" F' f  Y/ c( AThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
4 ?+ h; N0 m% Y4 F; gand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

' j! g8 f6 i! I' G4 d9 fLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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, l5 |8 {6 T3 x3 v" r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  \" m7 y6 T  I* z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) u+ o6 S9 I/ e, s; a# N1 X>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 X. |8 R- I+ a# ~$ U& B0 M>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! U+ }/ g6 A) k0 T) [! h# ^>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 ^- D' q; X9 V. e7 _$ t0 J>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; V5 P( E! M( a7 E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, ]; J/ k( g4 t2 E, P1 a) m. _>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 L, L4 ~0 W, y  P; |* f$ k) VA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; V4 z4 }7 {7 N3 Y- ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# s, h" |  f, T  C) G" Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! K1 O9 r1 v, Nthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ J* b/ R0 `5 e1 @" c( c5 F3 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! s5 K5 J: U( i8 I- P/ u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% ?% ~5 z% k, C* w; N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! ^! o9 c0 G6 Z; o% K# e真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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; |* {% [0 ^8 Y9 q0 |8 I" Y  f
- c$ f- S; f2 \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! Z0 C( g2 P7 I. H) Q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

8 Z* B- B! `9 ?- _8 T7 P+ Q全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

) P& z/ X. {( P* ]) v) c8 V0 R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

' S* J- S4 h) }# x真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 {4 j5 k( s( |/ r别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

; |8 s+ ^8 J3 t# x: U1 }你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) r/ E$ Z* u& J% B  s! ?0 d" @% q( P多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  ~; t9 R$ R( E5 V真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

4 `/ ]0 U0 D; W6 q/ D2 ?大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
; D' M1 a) q+ |* b: p  a( y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* C8 f2 ~3 k( k3 d2 l) D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 W, P+ a% t3 x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢