Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( m7 b9 ^- I5 g$ C) lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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& u4 l+ L3 j  R* }2 ~% j( w The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 O5 j* Z# \. q; g- M lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ x+ K7 f5 Y9 G: H6 Dyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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; C! [1 J- `2 v2 S& S' C$ O This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

. Y% X4 _, y8 ~5 v" P4 Z$ TThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 V; d, ]! i( P) O, t5 Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
/ A# t8 ?/ @+ K  ylawyer.

, f- Q0 z, R( L$ U1 J0 w; W. |Now, it's the newfie's turn.

3 G( B3 |, _4 L) EHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

$ _' B/ a' W% SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  U+ X! B. ]; O+ a; kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: L6 Q$ O1 s' x% ?of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! m$ ^# F$ G' H  P$ kback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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3 G. n# f. j3 O" t1 b9 t" u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

/ f2 A4 s0 d: D! R" d/ V6 U- {, {2 ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
- [+ g- W- T8 Wand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 l, z1 c; ^) U2 o>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 z: Z/ ]* h% X* b) k>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: G! k8 `: [: b* e, Z3 Y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ X: d" p$ s$ B) Q# }% U>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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5 e- D% ~2 F, m4 X, g# O4 Q$ @1 ]>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) M/ N" d5 g/ q3 j: d+ ^' }! J>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 ?# t9 i) `3 n6 I% X5 S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& P) A1 n  l* D0 y/ E) c% x5 t7 K% ^>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 i' ~( ?: d* @- ~: j: U+ X: C+ c2 sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' `  t4 f! G9 {/ {2 j) N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& @8 d8 N% _  U* z2 \- v( R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; h% _: T' c9 [1 M3 I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) i( m7 D" [! m! |# U0 R: p真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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+ t( P2 D/ K+ j( a7 E: O5 X9 r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, ]! \, P; r  v5 j7 w2 v8 T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 ~- ]8 C& s4 H$ I3 u, E3 Q5 d真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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5 q& L" N. y- z7 D0 b全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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9 p- ]' r& t  \/ t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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" F; a* d! Q( w7 n  T: F( [别把我往坏路上领啊。

3 n7 c7 l# w$ A8 o你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ H; v) R' d: W9 g* }$ C7 F0 O大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
2 B2 W+ j# ~; R" x+ ^2 X& z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" g4 ^; o( R/ U说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢