Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 s5 W& T% O2 y8 |- ~' c$ {the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
7 ?% e4 s& r9 `  h7 u0 ^: t The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 f! b; s; F; d+ E- c4 s# o he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. q, F$ S1 q' H/ p& u2 [ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" `* |3 T1 ?8 L4 task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

) j. |* U& A  K4 q% J+ [2 y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  U3 Y6 i3 Z) P. |2 I( h8 b will pay you $500.
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: Y1 K) a+ k0 L1 O) Y( m0 ? This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
4 n+ f' J. j" H% }6 Kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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0 r* o) ~( w8 C' c" J# qThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
) I( O) B/ d; Xlawyer.

8 i3 m3 C: \3 o# w# Q) v$ f2 WNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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' r' k  V1 n, f# V$ PHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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( v$ M4 Q5 F7 C; z. ~7 zThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 t7 b5 ~6 L8 \6 w* Z- t6 sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 P! h' y6 u1 c- ^+ r. @. F7 wwakes the newfie up and asks,
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. q; C: A, r0 ?  e+ k'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' \! K, f$ \. r$ N1 E$ u1 q- j$ [comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

+ b! E+ q0 S% x, n" k, x8 v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& o$ ~* ^% R  Y' @6 x) J>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. d( u* [  Y. E! n>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ S- G5 T$ c/ m. B>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) }7 u6 h1 _$ w1 I0 \2 d: R>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  A9 S) v, v0 ?- k; U7 o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 F% R4 {! U3 H0 I9 M' p0 Q( \>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" n. [5 D% P- N- Y6 OA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 u- c  I5 j3 T- [$ g; ~4 jthe newfie would l ...

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4 {8 U  W8 D- a  D* U& m4 Z( {+ i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: \" G/ t0 t0 w" G9 f8 R6 u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ q/ C* N8 g7 ~) u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 v/ x5 e9 D) y( V2 ^- E9 q6 R- E真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ ?. g: o9 C# @; E1 Y7 j0 R% G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

; I8 k* t0 T  f9 I9 {全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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4 V8 u4 c5 L8 a* c% N2 {全盘接受一下。

/ w- V9 d9 e6 g- G; O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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2 f% U; \, w% l+ @1 D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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% V5 J6 p, ~# X别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

' P" T  V5 @0 m7 K0 S真博学，偶像啊。

& U3 h6 i: Y6 I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
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眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢