Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. Q; f/ N# H% r6 h6 q4 rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) _0 g* i3 t* a: `) y' }/ L he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 C7 T. ]8 L+ a5 B* m! }$ O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 @2 ~  y0 f/ D- j2 J6 Y, b. Xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% L& t5 X- f' r/ v* P3 Zyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, z9 v% R( ~! d9 h" X: ~' i- Y1 ]0 T will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. ]8 |# n7 h3 z( u; j4 j3 `+ A. Lthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ f5 h7 J2 W1 Y/ e. \4 ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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2 s& l7 {: h, {; j8 m. z8 kHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, D# A4 S; D5 V$ y8 u8 Mthree legs, and comes down with four?'

+ N* Y5 Y% _2 B5 x4 O9 y/ z$ ^The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. Y8 Q7 t+ C- N. t$ Z1 H. w" `the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 e# H, ~9 g; y3 B' Xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

4 a3 o8 ^+ @( i: ]The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

6 h% Q! J' }" [9 d1 I5 W'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 y% O/ d6 W+ D: ~comes down with four?'

  t' Z" Q: v8 \) V8 |The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
  F: L: q! h: r1 _7 B; U, ~0 N9 x) kand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

* G+ [* ^- F) jLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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! \3 |! H( n" `- i>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# _9 c; @9 L4 M& o2 ^: L>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* [3 s4 S7 ?4 u% `5 w  ?>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" j  N7 W* @: D2 {>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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" e$ x) Q9 G* i8 w5 w' }: D5 b; [>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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  \9 y7 W# y% k- H: L>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 P  f/ S3 r6 V+ U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* e* ]# |  M  k" z6 v) B>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: x3 h# W# A8 v3 ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, S0 a2 `; D9 zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 O" a$ S% B- r  ?the newfie would l ...

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, A7 v8 ~6 V6 R: U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( `* T" F$ X3 j* E7 C真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" D: ]) ]  P2 @; C$ N  u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! l7 X' @- J  [, B) E* q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ q2 a7 o, W; t( y. v真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* i* P! n, ?' d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

$ R2 H# Q) q4 x6 P$ ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 i1 L0 b- y/ {她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
8 K1 n2 V+ {) C0 i1 {她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  |) C3 l" U5 v; x$ x$ S% {- R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; g$ i/ w; p- R+ @% O: Z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 b/ L5 v: A$ F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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