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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 r- }( V+ F. w+ a$ O# ?
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb# N% D5 M$ {) y% ~
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if8 ]! t0 B! V  m$ p
the newfie would like to play a fun game. - c$ b) R: Z' v" u2 ?
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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) z3 J! c  H, k$ D' X3 H5 F' @ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,/ Q7 S5 r! ?# @5 s: e" T+ e
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep0 `6 `2 u* l5 k: ^' J8 F  j
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's) f3 A8 R8 `1 @$ t9 A2 Y( X
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 3 o  B  C- m* u8 ?- _
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer. 6 v6 Q% B  g* d- [& V
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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" |8 L7 {  X* L+ N+ Z" q/ OThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all; d" R9 f; I  z- X& }! E" q  E1 b$ Q. R. l
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 r! ^9 F( T1 ~. G5 v+ sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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3 i+ B, r: }" \: @0 a0 u" O. q0 Nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right- D/ S7 P# B3 C; F
back to sleep. + G! ~1 Y0 n7 N( z
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!. k4 Z% A8 x0 s7 C1 z
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the) F- k/ x3 b2 x0 |! _
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ( r1 c/ G: L7 S- f2 |, m8 F- M
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- b, h* k7 `5 D7 ~; w# |$ r8 O. D! c>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the - Z5 t3 a& `: P
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 3 Z  J0 y0 }$ e9 T1 \7 g# T! ?
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 6 B) e" n$ l6 O
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 ?8 v& V8 w0 @- L>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more % ?, f& p. k  @9 v% e% F/ Z5 @
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 E: u% j3 j6 H! x' t7 ~' l>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% F3 B6 R& Q6 O" @/ X6 k/ {>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 b# E* L( O. T>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand : {, @& s# U" M4 m, ^1 u3 P" |
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 " M2 F( E8 E; C. r; E
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a; u9 M4 ~5 L) F
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
8 y5 v( {3 h0 N( n“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
3 F% @1 W- u) [4 k0 V7 ]好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 \! l& R, I# O# q% j- m! f; i
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 , I5 U. M$ L/ [( M1 ^' {" f! W

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, e$ b. B8 g/ g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
0 v# h9 g; X8 v6 |: D" y) ^+ _, y“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,! V; S5 x8 p* d; x! F% y; a9 J
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 % c% ?% L& D- V' T5 ^( e9 W4 [
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 9 i5 a5 M0 p- ~# B# v) h+ Z* Y( {9 c

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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

( c* f& p( S( Z你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ' i( a( I* T6 b' l( A8 H0 ~% o
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; y  Q+ l7 v8 p5 O7 C" Q, b多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 - ?$ h' S: n8 Y) t0 z! M

# ?& T7 o, R5 [大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?9 B/ i6 U6 K" @; [1 W
大学教胖还差不多
  t8 D3 H, C& X她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 v. ]+ n, t% F紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 [# z6 f+ x( S* v. v$ Q+ p
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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