Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' h0 e( k+ P9 [. ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 l5 ~) t3 D/ Dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
# Y6 `. H8 J6 E% R: G& W: a2 A  j) B The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ `0 b, n: j! \. P9 c he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 g0 s# L, Z4 P% [1 |/ E; J lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 q- U; \6 J1 B' dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; {+ p& k  L$ \& Qyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

6 _+ W* X6 I# a: Y# s% [+ PThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

9 x& K& Q, C, p2 d0 {% ~) Z) F# dThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% c& B& ]% Y8 T0 L2 ]0 tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

( |% i( g2 G4 [& vHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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2 j0 c$ x: l3 a5 s5 c9 k- m5 AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  b! C9 e( P; u& s5 U0 nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& D% Q2 B7 F0 P$ n: a/ a( qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
; f- ?0 r: t* }back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( c$ a6 S5 i  r- ~" K4 U% Owakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 @; N0 g' J1 r, q. Sand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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* f0 B5 P8 u. S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 z/ Y5 [8 E$ g* S- x+ P>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. @# }$ I$ v9 g: P2 r- `( u>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- z" V! t* Z+ z4 I: s# l$ k>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 h  f3 ?% z. [, p, l0 g/ C>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- K# r. t) X) \' o; _  \>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, {5 l8 j7 Q2 Y- S) x' U; P7 z: t* _>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 h! D7 E/ T: h, lA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ p" `5 H; z2 g. E) ]( f8 olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 E" d2 ^  ^' F& Z0 @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- g) r# p- I! `/ Hthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 ]& o' c. j2 S$ W7 ]) L, H0 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 {  f1 B. x2 Z7 X3 T! h( \好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 ]! g% w0 q' w% X% d$ c, ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 @: F' E3 i# S, [: I! E5 F: r& W真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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( N) `' T6 Z+ g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; l0 ^" K$ N3 X! z9 P( Q5 ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# T7 _2 R  p- X9 ^, N! x% O( b好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& o/ k$ ~+ _" a4 R; _8 Q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


$ U) G8 \0 q& m8 g8 g7 q7 Z全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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/ S& ^4 r  T7 C, H0 l+ O, ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

: s$ Y( |3 v0 o7 u& p你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 n) f1 v1 C% x6 I9 _8 ^真博学，偶像啊。

  ?' e5 |% q% @: u2 y2 d6 \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* G6 e5 J6 O0 w, h! u6 C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  x* _9 i6 F7 L  u+ Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, E$ w3 j3 B* b7 r# x) r哈哈，你们在这开小会呢