Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( k7 Y1 k9 H7 b3 Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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3 {: L: P& W( l The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: U4 C: O9 {  J! |  b5 _ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 p' |0 O; D, J# B: y1 B/ Z( G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ r1 j6 ^6 h. l8 e: [' rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

* E/ ]* m/ _2 F+ X# y: T1 f' [ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, }; _6 M9 [: i7 x: C4 G( n% U6 r will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 w- G7 Z5 u7 D3 a+ Qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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' j) Q/ E$ v: f/ \1 T- E0 mThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( C8 B5 W" _) xthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

1 S6 ^5 Q/ j6 P2 b2 O$ A2 INow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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0 x9 v" A& T% T( MThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; [* V/ e' `! |/ L7 [  ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* K! a! |7 M: r8 l0 Rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

5 F: i  P. a  k. [( \9 L* b- ZThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

6 A$ s6 h: G6 x+ W1 Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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; e+ _1 i0 R/ ^# B3 KThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

7 p% z4 t, o8 u. F' m6 ^' JLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

% o" ^: m# L. E6 j/ _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 V# {  v, T7 P8 [2 o. y  _>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% i& z" K, y, m2 I>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: G5 B+ P( P& b3 J( Q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

, E- T. I+ X6 ^( n>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ V0 q. r! m+ q% ]! |>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" D* t) {. h, y! B4 d% c' }  `) I$ oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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- X9 O$ g* h* M# v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) F7 F7 L. m$ G% j- l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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8 Y1 c6 w2 \6 _: r3 \
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* ]7 z* g  r  E, P1 P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 [' g( X( G3 d, r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# |+ d( F/ G/ c  ?' I1 u. L- s1 g真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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- U% A9 v7 [, x' d4 i! E8 W' R9 j全盘接受一下。

9 B; b7 \  K; F+ ]& H* _7 U1 L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 `4 G/ y/ d2 w4 ^5 I( t8 I6 [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- B% _' f; \7 g: I! O+ g) w多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

0 x9 A' O; i" m" \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ e6 o7 M& y5 E8 T5 U- ^: w她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 ^' g9 @/ J- D5 u说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) }* w' v/ S! \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢