Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: P+ W  |- W, l1 ?9 V7 R3 Z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 j  w; g3 d& w4 J- q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

8 H7 E% J$ V- { You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

% c' I- L" s! b" BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

& T% w9 j% g; E0 T' v% v* p! s& VHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
0 K# j3 o: A6 j, O* W" v6 Hthree legs, and comes down with four?'

$ Q) Z5 K9 }9 U+ Z) T" v$ Z. ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' `2 V4 x# j& v2 Q9 q2 sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 @4 K; m2 A& q& \; M2 e. E9 u  chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

4 N% {. W. A6 T" M% G' O  EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 _1 o3 G0 @1 N9 r% bwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
; }2 R5 O. O! e0 `. K% bcomes down with four?'

+ }$ R, X  o; fThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
' }% x4 A8 o- dand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

  M2 N6 ?2 K( |% x( y( E8 ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 C( _4 T* S7 N0 ?/ G" X>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 m( Y* B( `5 y( U9 B  @1 Y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 |8 E4 N' w/ p7 D3 ~+ w+ ]& k>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 C! o; o* |  n! U1 w7 m* u>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' w" \8 H# [5 s& s! G6 J* \>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( @1 r3 u  H/ R8 l- G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% g1 W7 R- q: K6 D$ [>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 {" y/ p( C% \, a6 L' E7 GA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& d6 |, R$ d, E: C3 w2 j$ Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 Z2 _5 @  v" m3 nthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 o, A0 ?9 \8 M' e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ ^2 ~( j. F* D* ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 u; f4 U, [* h2 Z, D5 M& ^( S: R“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 T1 y: x$ o4 [) a1 w2 o好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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) J8 @& t8 J+ v2 L: ?全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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$ A4 \$ E1 l- z* u+ \全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 c' p$ m$ D# X  B: `. d; F别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 J# ]0 F3 k9 p( g, ~+ q别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- a2 I. g* e2 f多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* M8 a5 k9 c( A- }# z! K* ^) l真博学，偶像啊。

2 V4 G) V" V; ?: X  Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' y% \1 b. b  i$ a1 o+ _, S! a/ Z她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
  ?# q; l) N/ v1 O3 V. J她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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. ?2 C7 Q- z5 _+ z& A哈哈，你们在这开小会呢