Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* K1 U7 y2 b" s: J; r. Y- Uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( D- L% U/ G* K9 j! @8 D% t" Iyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
! i( B( q1 r+ ?- O4 i# b2 c will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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( A7 ?0 ?4 l# ^" G9 G7 F# \  i/ hThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! N4 m+ h9 h6 v9 m; A  }pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

" n. K3 m2 U+ j% S% s2 P: xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& `5 Z' a/ \3 h3 m) p8 X, xthree legs, and comes down with four?'

* w& U& j  N& YThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 \1 b; O' P8 ?. vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, ?/ P0 f7 _( z3 r. Pthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" f! O" k5 m' B( `. xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
) S6 R: p7 v% d0 @back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' W% k) n/ d3 @( I8 k7 u& T; e' J: qwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& J* ]2 v1 p5 D7 V; X9 mcomes down with four?'

( l4 J* {: E$ H* M' u8 H8 mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

4 r" ^( j, p" m" _" ELawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

- \2 G' }( c5 V2 q$ F2 q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ \3 R  ^8 k" [( B, H9 J>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& `3 K8 W% w) k; x>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

# L. U$ E  {0 I7 ?; n) ^>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ j: K$ R7 _; ~# P7 X>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& F" o9 ?3 P. m- n* R& w8 U. z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 o' E  H6 g8 x; \( y" xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! t% u& y- m/ k) ^) x+ S5 x0 ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( m. K. o$ U5 {0 b5 s5 b3 sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) l9 ^2 v# m5 F5 t5 c" P1 _the newfie would l ...

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& k: @/ t6 ~6 z( c" d. F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 [* g" x) w3 t* p& H& {真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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0 E  P) X* |% P$ W全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

; P5 }$ C) S6 O* H$ C! R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 c' F, C$ [" p+ x" l真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 G% h, i+ h8 W4 p$ L别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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, M9 \' V0 J- r* k) W( B& T" H别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ _- D6 A6 ^$ ~多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

/ N/ N9 f- n; w! @7 E+ z# p* f0 V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% `7 }. l. E9 f  z& z她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- p+ X, \7 W9 g# ?3 R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢