Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 s+ S% _$ f' e/ V1 e. ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" A( B6 `/ C) M8 ?  S/ f4 S  bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
$ Y5 b3 B. _: J$ g" r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 @) ?% y5 m: r$ U! L he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 ^: e, _8 s8 E, t' ?4 K lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" C7 e! ]% n1 kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 c  ^4 ]: `5 D- i1 s7 ]you pay me only $5.

+ R3 ^9 i. l8 T4 T; Q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
0 D) ^7 _7 z1 U  _ will pay you $500.
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8 V4 b6 q, ^- x$ K+ E) U This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- o( B6 S' z% u* q( hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

/ @. P& V  M/ x: p' \) i' }The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

: |) |$ e; z; L  }& \The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

! o5 g" a) G% f3 \5 P( KHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 I: m0 t- n  }# R2 Fthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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% b7 i  _6 f/ S& p9 Z; aThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) z9 }- E+ u: ^! Jthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 b0 ]0 v5 P$ D) f" {3 @wakes the newfie up and asks,
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& m) R! L; v5 i'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

1 s0 R) y: c! `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 J% c% r, K  @: |; A# `$ b1 iand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* ]. H3 `# ~  r( Z; A) x8 a>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) n* d1 B+ e& f/ t/ F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 G9 ?; G+ a3 c9 |+ s2 U6 J>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 k, c& s+ v. `$ V; ^>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 n2 g# {5 b4 `3 b0 f0 b>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
# P  ]) N/ D( H" U* JA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  |8 b8 v$ A; K0 k4 P; ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 r$ L' J# G# V2 T3 a: e1 Rthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& H: t# A$ u, H, \& k好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" Q% l  R) c0 S+ D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

+ T. z' h- _/ m: E  l6 s0 l$ r& M真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 Y; _3 u% ^5 _% n3 R, G  n别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* w% I* i1 D  g6 W! U' j( \真博学，偶像啊。

7 M% z+ A1 C$ Y9 O+ r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ }9 p6 D/ k, O* H( [) a她是大学教瘦？
& r- X' {+ ?' }3 `1 X, H* `! w大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) K; `. m: }1 j, n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* o3 m$ a. p3 ?2 n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢