Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 z( b6 ]/ S, [7 G. h
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb& w- @* A2 z/ ~* Z( ?
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# q' X" N# U: t# l" L9 mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. C6 q# W. H! q6 { he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 F! K) \* X8 i- R lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I! t# l3 V/ b+ Q& n" p$ L! V2 a
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I* H2 m# O/ x& E3 P- ]* {
will pay you $500.   W$ U) `( _3 D/ t! I

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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 7 V4 }3 P, A8 a7 f9 u% b

' H+ e! X% H* c4 PThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his5 m# U7 z& t* ~2 N- t
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the% e) t% U; X! j
lawyer.
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! A5 Q  l, A; H0 K' X3 E  hNow, it's the newfie's turn.2 l1 C: X& w0 r4 g+ Z  q
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with5 S* w7 p( g( }/ Q3 b+ v6 e
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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/ B1 I0 a$ p) P+ Q; g4 m. Q3 ?The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all5 T) y) \* }% V: I' ]* C
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 C3 N% n" G4 ]8 N( S5 T' g/ B4 N1 Vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour2 q" L, @" M5 w: H
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 S9 C) s3 m7 M, }4 S$ rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and" z2 `1 U9 u! p1 [( Q% J
comes down with four?' 3 _/ B: N) w' d: ~' o
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. \+ x M- s# iA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; x3 J3 r$ m3 b1 mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* h3 A" W: q. A" G- d$ \6 R0 Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if! z7 ?) s6 ^) Y. Z. ~* w
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 I" F0 z' }: U: Q1 W加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 m B( S9 g9 \4 n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. ]1 Q( X/ O: S0 G2 n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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$ U* Z, c8 M1 f( u+ N8 {7 H, p" x全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 [: K! r7 j2 C8 i8 `, L" ^

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 & X& F2 n" W$ w; r
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
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说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 \5 e* ?3 K, }
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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