Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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  j3 Z2 b: I4 }! [ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. z8 v# |  b" | he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' \% V. G% i7 a- g lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 q) y- u* ]# task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 ]3 W, u- E6 o# H! ryou pay me only $5.
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3 A/ q4 l1 I) @8 c; x, C You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ W4 ^; A# G* `4 O) V6 b1 f will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

. M( o2 h' P0 _3 y* pHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# {- o  ]$ x5 L9 x5 Cthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 o7 R1 S' H4 K  pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 K/ i6 Q0 S' O6 @. k' p4 I" }5 Lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

; m: J; \) ^7 d) U1 jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ `& \5 _& B- N6 n0 Twakes the newfie up and asks,
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& Q+ _* X0 `1 _4 M, z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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. B$ G4 A% A" A% Y4 \: f0 G6 ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; \/ |  p* A, m  F. S, Q9 P6 k>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# @9 u5 _; S% t" c>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
4 j6 T# ^2 f. _1 V1 W8 D% i# o>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, E% E! N: d* s% [) |  }5 n& k>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

1 e5 w  ^8 B- @2 s& E" |/ w6 O>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: U, V+ \5 N( s  M- u  }( I>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ a0 j- q0 F6 i>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

! s# z- s, f& ~+ D6 B! V& a6 H/ \  J>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ L9 Z, Y% K, m& G  r; O4 t& d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 s5 a3 I: o* R6 O! X  ]>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* L2 t8 g, P5 k% g* l: n0 llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& |2 k' A/ M6 v* r1 X5 Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ z' s7 e! C' S( P+ a6 d% Nthe newfie would l ...

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- F- K2 X: ~, G5 g  S. w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 w" n1 Q/ l' W; ]& Q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 n- [4 j% V. N* _6 H" E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 c+ \! {* g. p* U+ O& M3 {, Z: m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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  ]) V* o3 l$ p; g' I/ _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 S4 ?2 h  @$ n9 j/ i. d“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: r' ^& B  B' s; j& i, D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" s. W1 t+ n' o& I# x4 t) e真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


( ~$ x% @. ^, V. E: Z6 G全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 k6 n6 a3 s; W: N4 ?4 j多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" r: ^% H0 O* K7 l1 f$ W真博学，偶像啊。

5 f3 `: c8 f; R" |6 W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 K- W# `- E8 `7 C3 v% x$ t她是大学教瘦？
  I# o1 I! {! a- J7 k" \# Y大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  \7 O. y0 s( _说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 q2 b! E2 z5 Q9 b哈哈，你们在这开小会呢