Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 F5 X. s8 t6 M he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' d% @8 G1 S& a! F' q  u1 W/ K7 A' ~ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 }& C9 O; K+ |: |- j will pay you $500.

9 i. c7 M. v! }8 ?& Y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

5 z3 O7 O# C5 |) m6 FThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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+ ?7 B6 x6 `1 Q* }) `' rThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' K/ D0 I; d' B/ v" Y' [of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* [! Y. M& ]6 a* R6 x5 a! ^hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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# n- z7 u( j- C0 c9 T>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
2 w0 G+ n* W- x4 E>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& ~- Q2 U. @( Y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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2 O* V+ [) O% s1 H/ N, n>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  p4 k9 ^+ u( X: @- w! p% ~* m" ^>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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9 `& f" Q# U4 A. k>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% _8 u# S) ~1 P* Y# c' v8 T# g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; @$ g5 U5 o/ y& t% d. m>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, ^/ y# }& P4 W# rA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& f) ~% r1 y4 |that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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* d9 M5 [& X  A# A1 j6 o* h% w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( T, @7 g/ Y: {: k6 ^7 \/ _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- E6 O0 n% P, c! m* M6 ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 f: Q* f) e6 b  \3 j9 y6 x0 I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 `) L7 V+ y- Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 Q6 ?; C; j- Z0 v& E你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. m3 E, A: D1 E) b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 F0 V6 ^0 _& ^2 z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 [+ h( h- _5 g0 o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
* p0 k4 s) J+ Y% A0 U大学教胖还差不多
! x4 m; l8 a1 \( ]& X+ T她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: ?3 Y& K! ?3 A5 I3 t" H' e说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; U- i4 _0 K; D/ U( Q0 p8 _. v4 A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢