Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( G6 r8 A4 M' w; N0 T, G4 Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' e# E0 {% s. N4 Z0 ]3 j+ Hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* \7 m* {4 ?! ]4 G will pay you $500.

/ `8 d, g" ?2 R* U4 U( w9 c This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 l$ U! R  c3 n7 J: @) m  `the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

- |# F) f# d, V  m% _( [7 |The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

* ~, S( z' b, y- g& O% v1 a/ b, NThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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0 Q6 p% ]3 Z; BHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

- j) S" S, `' T' X' @- E: CThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' u* E! n; E) @" S8 I& Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; Q9 i# w! e3 ^; |, uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# s% f* J; V' N2 F  Cback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

" P: Q8 F/ a$ V; c! q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 l2 D& h# l9 {* Pcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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2 Y5 ^& c. c+ i7 F$ m0 zLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) ^8 k" ^9 ]3 h& s5 P8 J# l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 }: K  V7 m* R' M& A>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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; z% W( [/ I- n6 \5 h. M>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 g9 F7 A% H4 ^' j) C. o( v" I/ e>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
7 a: n0 c6 J& H1 j>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 f4 Q, K" K( ]8 k>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 M1 ?5 D+ }; u9 U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. z* m$ c% ]% ~, ]3 U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: Q. k. d& a- X+ T# R; d>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" D  z* @6 K+ x( N& ?1 y0 Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: I# q! M. a2 L2 i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 z* c: O6 Q. \/ E; f5 i6 e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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1 S4 n- x+ X! V2 `* a* q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  p2 c% ]- Q6 J5 U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 C& [, @6 j6 C全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

3 g0 p; H2 M3 E' ?: P& @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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3 H" S! i) k8 X; }; ]/ r( P; r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* R; A/ V$ q7 l% \+ J; L% h" ]  z/ o多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 S; l- g& |5 Z" E* f& }( q真博学，偶像啊。

$ `& l7 M, j/ j# n0 l4 R$ \1 K大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
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她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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