Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a" b( F3 c9 a+ R  X! ]
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb9 W' ?5 X- t% G/ w, v
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if+ l6 j( V: E; z9 ?. c. Z
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ( q9 h7 x. Y0 M/ K5 ]1 L  h

$ a4 K: T: E% l( \6 [7 k, S The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  X0 T( J" o( c; O7 e+ L, O! D he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  T" D9 j7 e; ?& `) i( Z+ K lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ C% D5 z* f; x% I; eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,4 D. b, Z( V" s
you pay me only $5. 8 k! p2 \' G, y1 @( k+ K7 i

  c* v' e  Z: z' T% m You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ K/ w5 c4 F5 ^& a, \ will pay you $500. 2 q! M) ]% ?2 T; D5 K

5 p. C3 s1 U0 D4 U0 X- _7 R$ T/ L This catches the newfie's attention and to keep# U% z9 T6 u' l! X
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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! `; z1 `7 [8 K1 s# b* VThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 j& R6 e8 l  ~, ~the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' : X9 x' M# @# M; e# R* E: O- O3 Q3 o

9 z& k. L% l7 cThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his" [9 `% O) f1 m; p+ m) y
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 P/ g: n3 Z- Jlawyer.
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* R6 c2 g7 A. u" |/ Q6 ENow, it's the newfie's turn.5 Q2 g& {3 v2 S+ D9 {, o" k

4 L1 Q# h- R% \* `0 x* G& T7 eHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& F9 m! I+ F: t: j) tthree legs, and comes down with four?' ! Q& Z7 m1 a3 z* c/ v- o! v

, J. p/ W; W* `! J. ?7 wThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all: M5 H7 X3 P. ]; C2 }* p1 W
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 H9 y% G6 r5 B( Bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour4 K; C3 X. }+ _' D
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and# m/ c9 b  s/ \2 h$ G, [. i6 O
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right- f$ ?- [4 |- y9 _
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He  h% E4 R! M& h' t7 E7 Y) K2 _
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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- p4 E- c% w$ h1 `3 e5 O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and) ^- S0 d- v% M
comes down with four?' : G/ d0 I/ H* i. k

" Y1 g, k4 f% m- ~$ r8 n1 f* nThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $58 q4 ^% B3 u$ k* }& U
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- O) E6 e- r: X q7 DA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 {# q1 b, e/ |+ b$ P
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 R* L+ c3 G K" s. M' lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if! m5 {4 n; U: w& \' n
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ) [% O; \6 i+ t. C3 [
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ; p( }! J2 Y6 ]$ v% T

9 {$ j1 m9 F- B/ }# B: I6 S% C7 E: w/ v7 v! Y; k

0 r' X9 V9 D. N, v+ Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：1 G+ g* D* h2 B5 K: N. t
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，( M, b z Z. p2 W/ D; p
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 w8 Z; `9 P4 e( t# X+ e# r2 z

# K. _7 @9 t+ Q" Z) ^3 k真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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# \5 M. y5 r& f: }) ` C3 \1 ]5 o全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 . b: f/ L' \. l' u$ ~1 D+ g

9 X3 y2 l6 T3 u. }& ~- D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. Z+ [; x, W: j* T% {4 v% N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 1 h0 j+ h2 Q/ g+ o! |4 M

, u: e1 r7 Z, C) l9 W0 D: W真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ) O! n4 f1 a0 |4 J& y6 \ o

/ G# P6 Q# F. f4 G4 f大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: X# S# k5 Y! s" } \! S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- P% w; X8 Z" i' z$ b& A4 n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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