Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 g& X4 e4 Z" ^$ Q: |6 J" ]: Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 O# X0 Y8 J8 ?2 z7 a2 W5 othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ J4 I  S+ P( [% \0 c' @ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' z+ v& P* c; i5 _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 b+ d% H4 \8 z1 f; j6 nyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

3 r; k- d$ A1 g7 P. u9 ~$ lThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) B( b  L  n/ dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
/ }5 W0 F' u( `2 ?8 L8 E( Flawyer.
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3 A  K9 ?, G1 |! F7 YNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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% t! ^# U8 Y5 w/ MHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. t* O- i( t6 i+ a. W8 d) f$ Hthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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7 z! E8 B) u0 b: oThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: W& G! l, m) I- t. Vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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$ h- c5 B" u: p% r$ ^0 f* `Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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8 P+ z- ?0 z% j( X6 }8 k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 |  g4 T# E8 e8 U" n, {) _>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 T! n8 B7 l: |2 i>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

+ ^+ R$ U& J; p% ^$ h' `$ I$ M& J. W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# ?4 ]) g' B0 l) Q1 V; P>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# s0 K6 D& k0 E>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% [* A' M( ?3 C4 {0 UA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! G9 F) K! K# O4 n- N$ F. c+ O$ sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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) X1 B! X: Z2 i8 S3 q$ w2 c! S; e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! {1 o9 q' X: R$ |4 s; M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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8 ^0 m* e( O  t. G" p5 k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) ~# E, X7 z! d% O* ?1 N4 u: X4 x真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

; t. L6 H& b! i( E真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 C3 t- D2 q: V9 ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



+ F  m3 }( [# c# h6 X* n) l# @$ p别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

  P) H; t5 r6 H5 C2 x大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

/ c5 o( A% M! z( T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

: A: o& M# y* Z! t她是大学教瘦？
  a1 c5 k. e/ P; ^大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ g6 }) u1 ~0 r! Z. j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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