Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 i8 A- b+ q7 }  h6 ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( E  l0 r7 m8 w" t$ j+ b$ gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 s1 x# A+ J. H3 Q  x, G$ ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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9 R. k( q$ ?- f9 v. y2 g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

2 G, s" r6 T+ c- e4 h) A" T' N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" A) v8 i5 e7 V# S will pay you $500.
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7 Y& y7 k: m) J6 Y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 t6 L4 w# S: U4 \4 |0 ?! othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

& i. Q8 i3 S; {5 z* D$ [The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 U( G% S4 b7 [. a3 i9 Lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
' W3 k9 V$ N2 ~+ ~6 q6 Hlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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4 f; K1 U: b! `* u5 s) R/ HHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( Z  Q: O3 T0 ]0 R! t. Lthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" S: T3 P; J, ^. ^; T( Nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ ~; H# z7 Q! e0 q9 f5 ]the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( ]9 x0 ~9 H$ Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: h3 V  i/ z. V4 g; s8 chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' z9 E3 R* }  Q: t. xback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: Y; L* j8 l+ lwakes the newfie up and asks,
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/ T1 z' @- I0 z: E'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; F7 Y  i) H" [; q( E! Q4 k" s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 L! B# Q2 y8 ]( b- v) R& O, ^9 U>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( n9 F! i3 [  Q* A0 z" q- \6 X. Q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 y; a1 p0 d) `& a0 t6 _! R>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 ^' H4 v, X; R>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

+ C) e0 R4 t; |2 ^5 F9 v>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! |7 `! P: V: U2 o7 I$ C1 U) c>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ o% Y7 s+ ]3 R( \4 mA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& \, J) g7 I9 hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% \& O6 l; _/ O" V$ y5 M& rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! I3 A- x9 y! o9 b( d" |8 dthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 x& O- _# M2 M- _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* |+ ]; W0 {5 w; _) D1 t9 @$ i. A5 g真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

9 M5 z+ X/ w  r4 a) m8 g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, o. n0 j, m( V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& q* {( V0 x! X+ s9 C& _% c: f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ ]$ r" Q6 ?1 M+ _哈哈，你们在这开小会呢