Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
. c+ l3 s# d/ A% W) E! B0 u5 L The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 `& j  m1 v2 l9 L. `/ M" W lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: `( j2 @' b7 u% o+ E( Yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ k6 W0 ^! H" n: Fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 Y+ w9 f6 {3 [; ?& _, mthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& a3 k( E7 {4 x9 }5 f6 V) Npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 _' T6 F% J* k7 \( b9 X2 elawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 l0 i. x0 Q5 c3 S3 e2 ithree legs, and comes down with four?'
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7 T( k) C. P: i, \/ Y# L/ CThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 K( N  W9 ^  z) @' V7 z0 Oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
/ g* c# t3 t9 N! m! N$ mback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 ]2 R6 f' V! k. p! D& e0 S$ l' gwakes the newfie up and asks,
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: P2 ]" [4 w. r* X" G8 b3 Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

$ T/ T# t8 J+ z/ V8 lThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  `; A1 c7 q+ O! }+ ~7 u>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! O0 G* m. n* n* Y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& R$ m) e& m! S4 M% O0 S  t. h* g- T>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 S) S' C' J6 ~- s>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, S7 R5 g. |& ]9 k1 G- Z0 `>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 T! U7 G9 E8 p$ L. E' Q$ Q' H9 S>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 J$ O4 g" ~) u* d. ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ m0 ~5 ^$ ?$ I, s& d% g8 v: x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 W! X; _; r$ \* c( NA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! M+ l- G+ j+ z+ T: e! X) M3 F/ [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

. E; m' a9 ~  X# Y" s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! v' @* V9 _+ {6 q$ [/ K. e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



2 X9 h! c) S; t# j. q2 ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 i) R, p. r2 ]: F( f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

# n+ L) J# W) g5 R真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 D- m8 i+ X& W# a6 ~" d2 j真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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3 X3 s* q% ]! S1 ?7 ?, }; K全盘接受一下。

3 B7 U& I( N& H+ ?& a真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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% o" b" k$ f# \别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ H2 ^2 w) L2 W你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ p- q. c" \! }/ k* X) F: U9 ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! u/ r' L% d: E$ f" g6 N多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

0 i/ B! N% R3 |0 p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

, {5 r) [+ g& E. c: D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' z, T% ~2 z7 ~4 d紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 t" O/ E2 Y/ k6 z' G+ s$ X9 E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢