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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 `# r3 @5 X+ R  N& {" q
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb. K/ g: }5 Y6 i4 F1 r
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 e( \3 [% e) K, l- L1 ~, n9 r& F
the newfie would like to play a fun game. : i+ x  F9 v2 A4 f/ s) o
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 T- s3 c* x4 [/ b5 W he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 i! f* ~* z9 G/ c2 N$ Q6 j lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I4 g' h, {- Y; r( ]2 a
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,0 `( [% S+ L- T$ a/ ]# E! ]- `
you pay me only $5. 7 E( B5 o. J3 K0 U3 s3 b% z* |
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I. g0 o( Q/ m4 ?; t
will pay you $500. 6 y( \7 f& T; a+ E1 w

8 w& _. u! o/ a* q, U7 G This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* L2 m% [6 h4 y- _the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* t5 A, G9 P7 l& p* {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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0 h( @7 V7 ~+ t- |  v6 _# @Now, it's the newfie's turn." z& d0 ^' z# N  V  T1 G% M, a9 a

, s2 A8 N& ]9 {4 N% Y% N7 R# gHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with3 I* m# Y) ^# _+ ~  Q
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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2 f# F4 _+ x3 \8 x. pThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all" U3 _! m  _- X+ J' g, F
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all( G# _7 _. i3 R# o( F) F
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 Y, O. ^& r6 N5 w' Xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# q/ I) e5 K$ N/ thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* c1 w$ ?1 |  r: m7 M# Uback to sleep.
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. Q9 p7 x9 ~) @  S1 }The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ C1 z, L5 w6 r" Rwakes the newfie up and asks, 0 [; M( S" w% ]" x. Q8 |* `: h$ v

2 w" q, G6 F! h  X) y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and% V% A2 p0 u7 k( s" \0 l: b
comes down with four?'
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- x& J  M! d& A# C, qThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5! M4 g; ~1 D! R3 i' W* \
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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; B4 u3 G( T4 J. F0 I9 I4 QLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ) Z/ W( y3 M0 _) g- M' o% n- u/ T. W
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason : ]7 E) ?/ \5 J) X, T$ U$ v
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' w" n& E+ G) ~7 J8 j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 7 t2 [) W8 n. a1 v: r+ D: e
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 E: `" W( c4 T# L2 L- `/ c>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a & u, d$ V; n/ d
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( q! c' l" F: r: g9 ]% e8 k- u2 @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, # \' [& c7 A  y9 B# W
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ( h3 O) i+ G3 i( H% D" K
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: o' v. u$ \' [7 |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 9 D# D: O$ _1 C* |
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% {3 m) ~1 ?) \  u! g3 l
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 A8 S& h( O) u% t! Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ d( b2 f5 P  R. N/ Pthe newfie would l ...

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& I1 L( z* ~+ q; k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:1 p7 N/ T) I" S9 [+ t
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, `; @9 ~; Z9 Q4 N% g( C9 {好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % J4 s6 F, O2 B( m- v( U
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 |4 r5 c  J9 z真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
/ Z' d. {; ^# M( M6 E2 B) C, h, J  _- c“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
2 C. C# b9 K8 G3 H好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

: [( B& i  s* _真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 : S) h8 R( N; F
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 5 S/ U( y  c& E$ B) Y/ g. U! Y

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8 L: t) J1 \( a! m4 c) ^0 I全盘接受一下。

  T" t' r: n' ^  q# L8 v真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 5 h% ]8 F4 y) g" m

# \7 ?3 s9 Y* y7 M5 Q真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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4 m3 y4 e% E( G0 y& H别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 W. X' w: |" y# W* }4 I加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; Z1 ?6 r3 ]" _多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 9 `; v5 r9 t6 J6 r# I8 `
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真博学,偶像啊。

& y& t2 R" X$ u大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
9 x- X( v) Y2 l2 v7 h' l大学教胖还差不多 & j  \  M2 O: S. X7 q* \
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; _8 s' T5 J; {( K( w4 @紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ h* Z+ G) L* Q' T! ]4 D1 [说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 d& m7 h6 J; y& `$ w; O6 l9 m紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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