Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a- H1 ?# _, U: h+ ^- C
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' J: f: t& N2 x6 ]3 Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if# J+ T# ?. |& B7 V
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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% B3 y& f  `( ~3 J$ T The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so" p# F0 t& l4 L8 g, M* ]* `
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& F& ~% ?  B' ]2 G- j9 x% @+ | lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I" f6 d1 Z- m& P+ x& o: ^
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 @2 z" `6 t0 k& q. N" S+ |; N: ~9 myou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I) [& ^" W2 h: p* y
will pay you $500.
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  k; D$ Z2 |4 E3 I4 Q) S This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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( \" B5 K/ u9 D/ e6 v3 Z# AThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's  I; k3 I1 \  h% Y
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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4 G' Y  I1 x+ Z! o' o* l, XThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 U9 S- ~. _3 K, Y2 Ppocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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& w$ M6 [# q0 \% o0 Y" SNow, it's the newfie's turn.- [) o' D# B: P2 ^; _9 i/ h
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with6 u. |/ b6 q0 T* l" x# g, I  Q
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, d2 d# b  z1 y* a& V6 q' K1 iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and6 A9 I* ^# b3 _
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right) j: R. j+ ~- A+ @0 j& c
back to sleep. 9 u  c- y9 Z$ @/ L, A
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He( x, [) {3 U4 C1 Z; n) X# W4 @
wakes the newfie up and asks, , F) q& p* K- I3 @4 x
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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/ R6 a* }$ `0 v1 U) YThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 6 _% H. h3 N z9 P7 E
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a/ H( F- K$ W0 e/ L/ e( L4 K6 F
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb% W, o4 c2 c7 ^' ?% z+ W+ E. j/ t
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if" u! l4 U5 v8 \0 T- u
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& p9 H# e& ]) W5 [% P8 V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：% Z/ i+ i$ p x* h- Q. w) O% `# p
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
Q$ c- F0 K- y$ u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; v, P( e) j- q" G

$ E# j; j/ k' d" ?. w( D) Q0 q" {, r真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 * c* B, o) Q/ f) y' D2 P/ [5 N/ l
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% K# R2 i6 l& \ {" U% f! W- _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( _* m, q- H! @% A4 f+ I; C真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 - \% v8 t& L! ^1 h1 e! Y
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + J9 H4 J6 w# A$ D' V. l
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * D6 N E+ ?- N% C% R* I
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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