Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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$ V  B! O5 Y5 l5 B$ @' @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* N* Z7 J0 d8 N8 p' B. d3 {5 |the newfie would like to play a fun game. # ~+ ]9 C% ^6 S

2 r5 U  R" n! F" @% R) ^) E The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so) `) t1 J  K0 \' e# ~
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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- n4 Z2 L" U7 z7 C3 zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,% r$ E, }2 d0 I5 X. g
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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9 M: K$ r8 n7 E- UThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his6 A# y* b& d1 H* A
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the% g. x" ~7 D( w1 w) s+ o9 M
lawyer.
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5 z& Q: u* f- \- \Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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; Z/ O% q& D0 r  L" i  R/ fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with. x# ~2 f2 D1 g, B  p% @% K. H  H
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all  L2 w4 e% ^" m) m! f
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all$ d+ n. _: [# f; r) V2 v
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour' d9 w& {- i( V3 G) g3 Y, F
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and: v3 K* n* _+ a  M* r
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right6 V5 s, P$ \0 B2 }, M6 j) |1 q
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 Q9 @3 w% L6 o7 z0 kwakes the newfie up and asks, + [/ z2 p+ u& {0 i( W8 O( i, O
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5; X; {+ A$ V$ L6 S
and goes back to sleep.! {  C4 B- c% v0 _4 J4 Y

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 . b2 `2 G; h+ e4 m& v/ G
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a; a: t( J$ }5 \! ^
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% F5 T) r0 Z6 f$ Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' v# N: n5 d$ kthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 i/ n1 k1 o1 s" T2 R5 o( Z6 Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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/ B: I" {" O: C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：) D$ C9 n7 [# `0 W9 w
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，! B2 R6 h1 {, C
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 [4 L2 s( X4 q/ d9 S全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 & G% Z8 N, _3 `6 ^: x

! W% v8 r! i6 \5 s% q8 g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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M& [4 Y" ^! s' l( F) Z别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ]' }* M; i% N6 a+ O
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ) Y4 ^6 K. M. V; @

' H+ Q0 e) W: j2 Y8 A$ I真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 " ]6 C; B" v) r2 K% O
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & v: l: q0 N% A' J; N! j5 s0 h
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; q3 P7 c# a- g9 e6 {
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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