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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 }9 f' I( n! t! k0 Z/ @! |0 @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  J# Z5 Y6 ?4 `+ l7 a( rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! X. P; M: ^" \6 H/ D( ythe newfie would like to play a fun game. + J2 l# O7 T# k1 |' G% ?- A
  
$ q1 _: z" V. i. ~9 T$ o The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 @0 G5 Q3 ~4 w$ a" e/ |& @) t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The+ {- u2 h9 z4 c5 m  K4 k3 S
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* I7 |6 W- ]( ?* D0 G6 K  Oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; ^% ~3 g1 {$ [& `you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I/ A, y7 j& y( h2 ~! n/ T
will pay you $500.
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$ o3 V; W% F% q6 t This catches the newfie's attention and to keep4 Y& m( j/ `8 @" e! ^
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's% Y7 T; [5 f2 r1 I: P4 d
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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: p) ~* A# Q8 m/ _# G4 SThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his" U9 z& ~: x2 V8 n: ?
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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. z. I: e% N% ~6 m% ]% t4 UNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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) c# Q) g- }( {1 \He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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! X2 ^" R4 R3 H% J  o2 |, ~! N8 mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 K7 }6 G, Q( J( N" q8 ?3 e9 V8 Lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) ]9 x- a6 C! W$ A4 p9 _hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right8 i9 E: G, R% o6 |1 p5 x; U! Y
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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  g: ^# n# y) f2 V2 F1 n! ['Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and, A! l# u0 I5 p: h& R
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5* Y. {' E$ c* d" c- _
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!& i, e! h. k9 T& o* C

& f. f) F: [, ]- ~1 oLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the' v9 u) \: a0 H% a

; [% j4 w' b  Y2 b) q3 X% x. u. x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
6 Y1 r, s. o. B- z8 d& P) q* _$ H>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% ?7 O& f- _# o7 x# U) S2 `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the * `( \& i! K2 M
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 7 u2 }3 L' i. V1 H/ ^& ?
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 y8 `9 W& P3 [; q& J>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 ]3 m0 p: |, T1 ]" C>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ; `4 q4 W. P4 U
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 U( e' ]2 C) f$ P9 S0 D>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ e  T/ T( X9 k$ t6 N>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
# g4 g$ p& i, _) ?$ v8 J- I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 5 k+ [, D- E7 b2 s# d3 j
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ! W6 u7 Y) M1 f# e+ j3 C
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 U6 L1 C# t2 @% h4 \+ X! y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* t5 t& p0 {+ [' ~& {: `4 L4 U; t/ R
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if7 W& m6 B( A& n, [
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- _8 J/ P0 {  @$ v
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,& b7 G% I3 m# v0 _  I1 {  X
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 0 [, V6 x% l* |% b4 n3 j
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' O" t4 @- o( {8 `9 n6 \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:# ~" c$ M" m: C
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,% ?2 Y+ E% `' X* ~3 S% b
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

+ Y; j' d& ~! Z1 O# v9 D; j真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 _7 z  R4 [" H  s: }

6 p+ ~. o& ]  _2 m2 V真聪明,偶像啊

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* W6 r: M; `- O( e' b. x全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ! w& n, N8 E( `

2 \" l+ x/ O  E* Z/ t7 L- }9 o真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 5 D) H; M, z6 L
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 x2 U, o0 G- ]- j# O- x加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* @1 b3 z3 V/ `* N/ g% c大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?5 a3 X& h* b3 _& U0 }# f! E7 X
大学教胖还差不多 9 J4 `9 \. u9 A& o
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 0 I1 R' L; |: G9 f
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- l8 a3 C" e- e/ j' q紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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