Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 P' ^& y# F1 B( \5 ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
& ]  ^' m! n' ]5 B5 K$ ~ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( l! r/ h& y# z' `" [' }6 J lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 r8 v2 T, p3 o9 i" G# |/ w4 dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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/ w5 j$ V& U: |7 DThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
% v( v( l) e- B1 r% v+ b& @8 c2 ]the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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$ R* @6 B+ D  V; m) T- h; LNow, it's the newfie's turn.

6 \0 a) F% e3 ?2 t, r8 t) x: m! e+ qHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

, T" M3 O  A! A) H6 ^The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' u5 E! a: n5 Vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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$ o3 ^: I  Y/ mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( T  d3 i, @6 y8 q: j1 `wakes the newfie up and asks,
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' c4 y+ H6 ?5 B'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

- V3 _4 e0 V; e/ }+ h) oThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
& r$ C3 j( i- l- Z, R6 land goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( G1 `$ m4 F: ?, o* O0 W0 i>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, G: J5 I- k. k; Q* w! X>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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- D7 |9 T4 ?( u" V9 m$ x2 Z1 K>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, a1 m3 J  i# K$ C) O$ ^' g3 [>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; g4 l% X& ^4 \2 c) T>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' X* ?. R3 N, W7 a* V, X" z3 S1 R& F>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* |/ v3 f/ v$ u2 S" I. F! Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: ?% s3 A% G4 |2 q+ E% r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; l, S& [( [- k' g5 L5 r+ |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( E7 ~+ i3 b7 Z( j3 [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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+ f( B1 N  F& \5 L别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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% ~1 i5 P$ I. Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* d' K0 w* r1 C5 @' u1 ?0 n她是大学教瘦？
4 H  `* z. h5 J4 o! ~大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ E! [8 f$ D1 A* U; e' m说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢