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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 W, l& X6 I! @& ?9 P5 @, Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' u" x; S0 }8 W! V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so1 f2 G6 K" i  _; s  A
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" [, o2 k1 ]3 n+ w lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I: w7 \9 U4 u/ ^
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% X  D" F' M8 B8 K+ {you pay me only $5. ' F/ u2 @2 W9 f. A$ q

8 u$ L9 g& d1 I7 M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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" Y: p! _/ d6 e$ _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his' U9 K( l( z; T7 Y% c0 ^
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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3 ~0 X9 C4 ^3 L9 QNow, it's the newfie's turn.' K: `$ l$ a- N: X4 l2 F

; Z2 W# z  r8 N7 p- Q- u3 K% i0 rHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: G- E- N* L, d/ P& Jthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 L: f) h! m% Q+ ewakes the newfie up and asks, - e1 t% v& C9 y. t/ g9 j( l* y+ b* p

7 C+ s  ^& I* G; M! S, o'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and# d  |7 i8 y) K: a
comes down with four?'
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) p8 _; _" Z+ k" P4 m, |! vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!$ ?- I: Y! H+ C) A

4 v/ f" N4 }1 D, `" `Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; T6 m' r5 Z6 n" v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two - @% l! M/ r! v! o9 i. U) b# K3 Z
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 H7 X/ u/ F6 A/ m1 v5 f>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% f4 q+ u1 y) Y8 l6 s4 F! g>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, $ E% U4 o5 x" {- m8 g& C
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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( R" i; w2 [) `' P; i; [. W9 [: N>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research . [" q+ x# @( I- A3 Y* V
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a , e7 d* {4 G* z
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- S3 t8 C1 y! p. E& r. {" C8 b, p>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 9 W9 L& a. R+ x; I/ I+ I
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three/ U8 m+ g5 y+ ?. \' E( ~

- k+ Y' X5 x; l; w$ k( V$ ]>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- [0 P, T7 j* w" h- z6 `>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- Q$ g: [: d4 b; i) W/ D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; K% o" X  ]9 ?, @6 E, A5 F>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 " r+ W) ^0 a0 `- Z
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( R5 L6 o6 H* `: j# U8 t! b/ @% ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 Z4 k7 I4 c+ \* U$ U6 Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- \' t! N6 x  x+ |6 W9 ^
the newfie would l ...
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; j7 j9 @! F& y  B5 W4 Z- z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
3 E* V7 ^- ^+ u/ K, B* [+ u8 B/ V“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,5 k. J$ {, U/ x' G7 f0 r9 N5 ~
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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; L: u4 T3 N3 D; v  @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
/ f& ^4 P4 E. O, x3 H“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
8 X' ^" ^$ _& r好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ' o$ c( r. j  a% N$ w

/ \" e8 o( O# K; M2 s. @5 |真聪明,偶像啊
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: D1 e2 `6 M& w& e/ w$ o全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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& ^, d0 C# E6 }真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 % ~* @( R; M' d: y  S, G4 I
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5 q; g$ j/ S+ y, b& I别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 5 `/ ~) Z. L2 f# G9 ?6 w
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 ~3 N8 h! Y6 o大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?! s: O. x: ^6 ~% Y& ]7 }
大学教胖还差不多
' Y( w6 L: S# i! s+ M; ~% ?# ^1 p她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- ?1 s: Z. e$ S- F, K: y4 L) O紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 K& o! d) h, m. Z/ \紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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* u( O0 T' o# M" r! s; H* P2 R, P哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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