Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  q6 b2 L( Z7 d# ]% {long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 {- S  ]0 A3 e1 p" lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: n% |8 M0 {6 m1 q/ @, f$ Cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; O( _" j  t2 Q' E" Q7 Q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 Y1 g1 [1 j+ w4 B# O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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8 j+ P4 L9 H0 ^# b$ f( o2 H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 {" t1 D( e1 ^ will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% N; {4 r, b: \: \! q( Tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 A7 k4 y6 D( F5 KThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- R& @4 h/ @$ Q7 Q( o1 N& s  ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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8 O  k$ m, E" YThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 g+ a  b) G7 ~3 t0 i) Z$ ?4 Qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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: w6 E/ U/ N) K9 WNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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$ i- P& s  s' cHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 P2 M! C+ B+ Q: ]three legs, and comes down with four?'
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3 c( k+ n' R& f, V$ f7 jThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! }8 i# O' S9 z& creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 V' w/ Z5 u% a8 |! [  Zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( W2 Y: y8 ?$ k0 G% S; d1 Pback to sleep.
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/ l! n) |* x  `$ q9 x8 X$ M! `4 gThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* C4 C; }$ \6 _$ c, M5 Vwakes the newfie up and asks,

2 c$ X2 ~6 T# N, x- ~'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
0 i5 ~& a7 y& D$ J& ]) n0 Hand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

4 I+ F4 `! j% Y  f" ], G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ X$ d6 \5 F+ j5 C6 v. x>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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  a5 e. H$ K1 n- A# y' |>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  ~4 _( m8 ?( W5 r* @: E0 c$ J0 H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# [1 y+ [, C; a, n>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; ^! ?9 z' [0 R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) Z2 z- U0 {/ P& V# O- u, G  bA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 \/ x2 v. i( C2 J( a+ Z4 Xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 ]! m9 T9 `) N0 ^) p& `! B" Hthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" r9 Q* X+ S. U7 I4 B“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- B' W. V8 e0 Z- X+ Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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( n( O5 B2 E% B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! O& @3 |& L6 e+ y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 e+ s% P& x- Z- a0 L0 O) g真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% j. Q& ?  D5 V) G) U& w6 @真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


: {  Y9 u( \) J1 o3 R1 J# l% k* G全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

$ B1 z$ d; M, ?/ o别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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& o& K- Q4 o$ c& U* x别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ J- z* }' J; {多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. o' S* e' e8 U  a' v真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

, @" g$ C9 k( ?  n0 n0 I, o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ H/ I* M4 c3 H) b5 x! v; V! L她是大学教瘦？
6 V* P; K* j/ A, q+ R6 i大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 L6 r+ e/ C9 Y/ u! r3 e+ ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% A5 M! Y( |% U" {- G说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢