Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 o9 c! L0 f# ]8 ^* X" slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 N1 s4 ?' g( I+ Q5 |+ B he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 v7 T4 i& q' z$ a: b) q& Nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# W& }7 D9 X0 kyou pay me only $5.
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1 [  a2 k$ F4 y+ a  H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ n# J: v, V5 k/ z$ V6 ~ will pay you $500.
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) o7 I7 v- f$ ]! c) x: [& n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 ?- P7 @. [; w% m- `the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 h9 _, }& p! y: S# OThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& f) n0 Q1 M  e2 Q" Uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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  s3 M/ Y4 t$ _* z: i( YNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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! y3 k6 t$ y' e3 SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; t2 N( v8 R( d& k  Qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" t) U& {2 e. X: G$ @6 q& Kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  ?: K" \7 i( F9 t  N( ?hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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$ i  b% E4 ^- {$ G3 |4 eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

( V' S# X9 O) g'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
7 A) s: k* X: a% I* dand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

: x8 J+ B9 p8 Q) g' k4 k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 ^) u- K5 H! ?! G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 d$ j: d2 j$ P1 x>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

4 |) J" H( R( S5 d, y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& L* n9 X  H8 _7 Z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( F1 r+ ^3 V5 {4 ~" V8 }% c>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 `% {! ^7 s- b" E>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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/ o) @/ r/ e  k" W$ Q* F- [>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. j9 w$ l# {  x! Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 B* p/ Q7 }# s7 F1 E1 \A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

: d' f2 @, Y$ l4 d8 N! e# ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# _% N! a8 B- [& U# A9 ^4 R加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, o3 n1 ]4 e& X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- c( ~1 f5 u, t5 g$ S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! M6 N. R  s, L真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

5 k, P: a6 `# v真聪明，偶像啊

9 y" q6 c. U7 B3 ~6 u全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 M7 V/ _9 n  L* M- ~0 s4 {别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

3 l  C4 R5 C0 @& ?你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

8 r; S: R* ?  m( ?7 f大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 |$ N& }% A6 O+ W* X" }  `& L她是大学教瘦？
4 g6 K1 O# a9 }9 T大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 m. d' f, ~5 y0 R3 }$ ^6 k$ i' U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 M3 D& D& |2 @' F5 H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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" D2 i5 n' Z$ K1 A( E8 _' v哈哈，你们在这开小会呢