Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 R6 D) g- j, W' |7 F4 Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 U* O# z" C4 x% ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ F- ~6 Y" t1 v# B1 U% t- v he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% N8 R5 e: C# x( ` lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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  V4 n& [1 X* U5 |/ X8 Y* } This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 J& c8 W! I, g4 B% ?, wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

1 o6 F1 |; o" ^/ u+ N0 I) m) I9 o2 G. SThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' ^# e: _- y/ D) y9 Sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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3 H4 C' v. V8 E' s" E  ^The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

$ @! n; T- m; hNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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2 C9 H% @2 n6 v% rHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 T  C1 |; `" c: e8 K7 nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! K1 ?5 O. M+ _* c/ ]1 Bback to sleep.

2 |" o8 m. f* c, j/ Z) G3 r% Y; rThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ ?% I# s/ g# a2 P1 \. n: \4 Qwakes the newfie up and asks,

$ q; r& h5 ~) I$ K5 v2 S( N: `'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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3 e8 `4 ?/ Z1 v4 D; V9 XThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

9 p2 E# ^5 g+ W/ i! J" [Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, M# P5 n$ `2 B  k  t. V2 n>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" y+ T0 B, F6 q4 s>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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$ u% m! e$ W$ A0 |7 v>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  y: f7 v& m' e, X$ D>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" |. A! W9 j( U$ S3 ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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$ h  ]6 a! R$ e' I$ ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% K3 G! Z) g$ ~8 g. [+ M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ C+ c$ @( e1 I7 B, J真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

, t+ t& {8 |, a1 _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



" B" r- l- O8 b别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 D7 u9 G: s5 N0 L: H你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ t- |$ s5 ~6 {: Q6 A9 Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 K7 {0 ]  I$ o, u6 e# R真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. y. G3 H& W. b: ~8 P& y5 n她是大学教瘦？
2 Y5 _0 K' o) y" x5 U大学教胖还差不多
+ h( q2 y7 {1 f/ ^5 r9 L4 R她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# q# G/ L( N; o2 c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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