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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 i8 A- b+ q7 }  h6 ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( E  l0 r7 m8 w" t$ j+ b$ gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 s1 x# A+ J. H3 Q  x, G$ ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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9 R. k( q$ ?- f9 v. y2 g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so. i' @1 d6 H' e6 H/ ?. y; X1 M
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The0 N6 H1 m/ |; y% y; J
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I% i- i' }" A% E7 c" |
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,9 s% t& l2 T1 Q: _( G+ k( _
you pay me only $5. 7 K9 f* i2 Z) \) P8 ?+ |

2 G, s" r6 T+ c- e4 h) A" T' N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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7 Y& y7 k: m) J6 Y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 t6 L4 w# S: U4 \4 |0 ?! othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's, {# g2 U6 l6 T) |1 E
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 9 {, `- f' A4 H

& i. Q8 i3 S; {5 z* D$ [The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 U( G% S4 b7 [. a3 i9 Lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
' W3 k9 V$ N2 ~+ ~6 q6 Hlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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4 f; K1 U: b! `* u5 s) R/ HHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( Z  Q: O3 T0 ]0 R! t. Lthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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$ ~; H# z7 Q! e0 q9 f5 ]the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( ]9 x0 ~9 H$ Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: h3 V  i/ z. V4 g; s8 chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' z9 E3 R* }  Q: t. xback to sleep. : f, A  U7 W1 U8 R% ^
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: Y; L* j8 l+ lwakes the newfie up and asks,
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/ T1 z' @- I0 z: E'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and# ^+ i8 y5 L3 \2 m: @* \
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5# E( I( w+ ^# `. o
and goes back to sleep.; a- ~! q+ f' Z* P) O
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!5 e  j4 O- Z% j. q# F
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two   Y. d5 ?1 f% j0 `1 p0 z
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; F7 Y  i) H" [; q( E! Q4 k" s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 L! B# Q2 y8 ]( b- v) R& O, ^9 U>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ) Y. H) L0 Y$ }6 E) o' p
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct; }7 h+ T/ O3 l4 v# T4 T+ }
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( n9 F! i3 [  Q* A0 z" q- \6 X. Q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 y; a1 p0 d) `& a0 t6 _! R>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more   W; B& B3 Z9 H  c
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 ^' H4 v, X; R>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three  s! h4 h0 W! U- Y6 p2 I

+ C) e0 R4 t; |2 ^5 F9 v>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's   `5 E7 N" t$ m( {7 a
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 1 }4 U- E% D) y  t) o  K2 ?6 {: s
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! |7 `! P: V: U2 o7 I$ C1 U) c>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ o% Y7 s+ ]3 R( \4 mA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& \, J) g7 I9 hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% \& O6 l; _/ O" V$ y5 M& rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! I3 A- x9 y! o9 b( d" |8 dthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
9 x& O- _# M2 M- _“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,! Y' t' k8 e+ v% D/ T, i1 U* K
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   e$ k. j/ P1 x' n
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, T; t' c  Q+ T4 k真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:1 ?: _, q& w/ q0 y9 {3 [
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,- x3 y6 ]' j! D# Y1 Q# o/ r& d* I
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

* |+ ]; W0 {5 w; _) D1 t9 @$ i. A5 g真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 8 E. Q$ h8 l: \
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全盘接受一下。

9 M5 z+ X/ w  r4 a) m8 g真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, o. n0 j, m( V真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 , |: M' y- l& o! y" K# m# y, m
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?+ a  ?" R* ~6 Z
大学教胖还差不多 - z4 S6 n! Q. x5 e, h, v' k: N
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . @' G. {5 Z& G/ v" |7 p6 S
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 $ _7 ?( q# K1 h! X2 K, R) q
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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/ ]$ r" Q6 ?1 M+ _哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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