Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
9 D. B9 b7 v- B5 W. E1 Y0 a The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 r" l2 o* ^% ?/ d he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, M# O9 z! |; }6 O) Gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, L2 y/ M# F' fyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ d1 u# H/ w; Y/ a8 B will pay you $500.
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& Z+ X% \$ i! {# e9 t/ t! U This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
5 H' P" ?7 c7 G6 d& Lthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

7 y; v) O7 f' D6 N; C( C  tThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 [$ E/ \! o! l: l4 V# `pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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, B9 u& Z9 X: H) a! y0 q& i+ X' V- B  G: iHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ g+ A7 v1 s- z8 W6 }three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. y9 Q% |! {. k6 o" L, Kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

: U% [% c$ J1 ?: dThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

; P9 u& |. S" \4 X. H& XThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
9 I* |. a& p7 D+ a; gand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 _0 I$ p& j- Z9 `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
9 k) E* L0 u; B; w- F& A>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  X& g/ L5 {! a  ?/ Y% ]>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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1 L9 p& Z; U& O3 m& n, M>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; Q" q$ a; C! q7 \% tA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* ~( e/ [) e6 G4 e3 N3 y+ Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: u' g( P0 D8 P3 y7 bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 b' H8 l7 d" O3 ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' o; b3 R1 N5 @1 T: e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# S4 j; ^$ `& l( A( G2 ]$ E真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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7 ?6 A" t! x9 g+ A) B9 N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: ?. L! O# h* T. ^! ]  l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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& j# ]( S' e7 E全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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5 L/ l) H6 h; @) Q/ y% q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

7 g/ e, e5 ^- f: y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' x. m' M% p/ o- `2 }* ?( Y% G. l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 d# X% {3 H8 U# I* y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 B* k# a( _$ a4 M真博学，偶像啊。

) F. |0 x" ?# V, }0 _5 H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

0 r6 I9 Z- Q1 a0 b7 i/ T她是大学教瘦？
+ ^1 e' J- D/ h# h0 Q7 u: Z1 T大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ D0 I3 F# C6 v) r说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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: U: Q+ ~- X! O- X7 U% Z: m哈哈，你们在这开小会呢