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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a' I% Z; k1 e% |. Q2 u/ |
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb6 j/ Y8 e" Q- `+ I) T1 ?
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( u1 m) h) }- b+ Q- H, d' W8 wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* i5 T6 N( n9 a9 B he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The1 J. }# e7 s/ k8 i5 {) I
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ `) H) @( n( ^$ \ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,  F. k/ w7 l# C, r
you pay me only $5. ' _6 Z6 P+ B& o% h
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I- t$ t3 u3 Z( [( N
will pay you $500. 4 F: }* }' ^" H

/ y* ]7 j- g" t. T: D" H This catches the newfie's attention and to keep5 ~3 Y* p8 t- |# R, |$ n
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his' [9 F$ o' [% Q4 C, K
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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  n% }. a! }* I! u. M$ NHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with& B: H0 w, D( z: a, U$ ]3 F
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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# c1 a! r, E- nThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: ~% p9 @+ `; e% f) D/ j) Ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- Q6 W* I( H3 w+ Khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& ~7 r/ W, m4 N: j, i. g6 Kback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, ~% V6 d' T- U' F) N9 l: gwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and. i% h8 _( V$ X- s& D6 U
comes down with four?' " ?" ^4 D9 s- [. f1 a$ n5 g7 `% _$ y
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5; l3 U2 T2 T& V+ E
and goes back to sleep.2 }" U5 e, B0 J  R

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!" i% ~1 b, P* k
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: K4 N( P- O' }1 L3 u>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 5 ?* A$ w+ f9 s3 E; k6 P/ i
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
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>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research " l9 x' z' |9 `% g( V; }, K* m
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 6 ?% h$ z! t; `* W
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 }0 `) y; ~3 k3 t. v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: a, f% P; `: g. W>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 2 d2 g1 p4 n' B
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 s! f' z, R# l7 x% b. B- X
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb$ {& U) T2 u5 C
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if; w5 p; {  H) g
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
5 i1 N+ L! c* r( B: M( c) }“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,5 s- F  A7 k# z
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* K6 c+ h- L$ Y7 N加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 4 b& p- n3 D" P' q3 K
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7 q, Q9 ]/ i- q2 P# x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:0 U, t( {2 G: o" `+ R6 R0 [9 ]
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,4 z5 n% p1 a5 U% x1 B$ a. T
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

0 Y8 T. c5 A: T1 |2 O3 o6 Z真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 8 `- g, L; ]& I( ]

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 , G4 W5 S2 M5 F6 e* N
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 2 r& [' y+ Z3 s# H" n5 y
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. {9 x2 G2 ~. q! y别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ; U! V  s6 E9 ]/ u6 q* q' b2 B- ]1 Y
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" b8 h0 m8 u9 n0 }- n+ m多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

7 o# g: M! n1 o, B- h大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 K5 S) v$ W  D2 i大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 A/ n) q0 x2 R/ F0 d
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 f2 i( S5 T" _' w( {' K7 }5 D紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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