Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% s3 f) Q* s6 r& W- W; f  j" Fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
* C4 n: }8 y# c The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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; q2 {: B+ b; p" O5 j- v This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 x( E7 L2 b0 O8 C/ ~8 f+ G! u( Xthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

- U+ N+ n, B% O  ~: [The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 m, C" ]9 q& H- Y9 X$ {the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

, D5 c+ d5 ^7 ]) a8 S3 F# K. tThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* u( Q; E2 H% rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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6 K6 `3 x) _6 d1 q8 {Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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' _- }7 D# X# T+ J4 D' eHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  }0 y! w, @. N* U  Mthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 I  }- `( l; G9 X* M6 r+ ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ L; S; o5 ~, A/ \: Gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% z! N# Z0 d( U# r+ X; q# Ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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1 N( z/ ?* E1 x" W/ {5 X" ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
8 i5 N1 V$ |7 kand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

* X5 N5 b2 {1 E2 O1 T$ b: t, j6 gLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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! X! D& T. G! [) K; I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  ~  a' x! w9 T5 l! U  H+ l>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* `" k  }9 m0 o3 Z; f6 G% V+ M  p>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 h$ N* B5 w& C+ }>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: r5 u) f9 f# _, }4 c* N& Z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- I. G. E- o3 J# k>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ f  _$ u; i$ Z0 `+ B' \>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 M* N7 I, u% l/ x5 X4 U+ ]% R) wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( l' f1 u, |" r) S4 W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



0 Z/ X7 M2 t5 o) l2 H& \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ ^2 T/ m7 j! l$ J4 N6 L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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, Z' F8 u, D3 j8 b7 K. @& ?. q" n全盘接受一下。

1 N( e2 C5 a3 A2 E  x4 c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. Q, \; X, `) l; }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' O8 k; ^' s, @, ]3 ]9 I多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 A8 C) ]7 c/ k* t( ], S+ @7 k真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

. J# L( F2 U& D5 l( z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
8 l0 j7 P) _# T2 x她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: l2 U! W* C! P" b$ g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 Z/ t) c. `7 B  N0 `0 f说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# _# o4 t0 G: ?& c; Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢