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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a" `6 v6 F0 E; M$ ~5 m1 T
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; `# u/ h& P6 d- e2 r3 F+ S" cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; \+ q4 |2 e1 J0 ^, g( i) Gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so4 g8 O; |/ B* E0 |9 T
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( h: W- g( ?$ j7 ~* x7 O# @0 S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I6 z& Y; J8 J' ^2 m( i6 K8 _
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 Z7 Y. P. u, B4 ?9 cyou pay me only $5. 0 i/ O: }1 z( B' B- U9 P

8 q$ {/ b+ P: C$ O You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I1 N' O* L2 [" Q8 d! P
will pay you $500. ' [2 H: C: V5 Q

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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 5 ~( L& `8 G4 J: z

& s9 N3 a2 G7 p3 [' s3 Q1 _: xThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# [' x+ {; e$ i: ~the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' " h* n) ~9 o/ `, K

# V' K: e( n4 s: M5 ^/ }! qThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his3 l" r  \& \: X2 M; ~9 z
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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3 x) Z6 ?, Y. ~, o! ANow, it's the newfie's turn.
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) T% s+ F" N) Z1 p" U+ ~8 Z) HHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! [$ X$ U6 F" \of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and1 \. {& K  ~/ w) m- x, K
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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) I+ C! }! o$ L! O! H/ WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and- l' P% |6 I/ `+ z/ T* [
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the' O  [. }: Y$ A1 _

$ X) N4 j2 m8 D6 p; d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ( B9 `  q2 o( R: @1 n& O% ]
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason - B8 f/ V6 w: ~0 X
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 2 d  w7 f8 g& T( J, \" }
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, + N8 L% [" ~0 r
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct" R+ `! g, M1 R0 `+ O
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) W, |4 ?& c3 ^5 q; Z5 z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ k1 Y+ E( W$ e- p>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 x8 k/ a9 x9 k9 T3 |+ }& s>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 C/ a5 c8 x' U>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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7 G) f4 ?( A, @5 {>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 q8 F# l  v5 d) p& ]>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! G+ _$ A6 B3 C5 e; K4 K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( k3 n- X. [: ]- F! J. g( X' e>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( h% i# }- I7 u& \4 X+ j2 z! ?+ bA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ }# C8 }7 l: Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 ?- b! b& N  [" t. \/ Y; M4 I0 uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ f7 u8 ]% l4 D4 x8 Dthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
3 R+ {$ ~0 m7 k8 w' N“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,4 o( y9 T8 y! e( h8 R9 w( q
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. t, b8 V3 |9 V2 m+ K8 Q6 @加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' Y6 b( R! Z9 g* X$ p: r真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 , Q: E; k5 q- I4 w$ s1 x
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
3 d% f' K) n9 i. ?8 z! b“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,! H6 w9 d7 y7 B: \' ]2 j1 r) G
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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8 c1 W0 M# D: L  }4 [1 Z全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ v- L& s* ]9 }4 G! _4 n全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) h$ f/ f7 Q% Q& \加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 H0 Y3 T! P8 u2 Q2 Y& Y# V多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 t" C% i+ S  B1 t# F: S- }9 s; j大学教授哦,能不剥削?

  g6 H. m: ?2 U; p% U, w! ?她是大学教瘦?
; U4 ~( a* x- S& j大学教胖还差不多 5 z' n6 i2 ]& s5 k) _5 l
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : }! f" H* c3 f5 L2 B6 f# P+ a* t
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 v9 [% \) c: M$ a8 o2 x! U3 k说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. J' l# Y' z" h8 R# y紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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