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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% }* y8 o; s7 L* `- u
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. ^& \& p+ E( [4 v( j: Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 J0 G4 ~2 N: N4 h( Tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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8 K) D% k; A- |3 i$ ^$ \! ~: _ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 j: o& F5 c4 O$ I  b% w5 l: G* c he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The( y- |6 x6 f, K  Q4 v2 _
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I6 ?+ l6 o$ I! k& v6 S( m9 g
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I0 o* z. @# N' h# Z
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep) R# F5 t) Y" O$ }+ T$ t
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 5 G6 d5 p: U( j6 @  x+ n7 t

% _* @7 Q2 |. v) T7 OThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's+ V3 N: C, v! ]' A6 W! a' e
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' , e8 m9 H4 Y+ R) T& u, z9 n( ~, U! R
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) C, ^6 ?( A3 s/ E6 y; {+ N( R% m- ppocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the  a4 J0 M" ?0 \' G
lawyer. 5 g0 _0 S3 q' D1 G1 P) w
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.1 F8 e6 l, O) a

( |2 N- v0 L8 a5 HHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with3 z/ r6 K( \' P
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all5 H  g/ e0 |1 j+ t' @
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all$ z) K- H7 G! `
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 H) a4 @6 w* ~9 D2 q% w5 F7 y8 tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and' }7 w( Y1 r, U
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& @3 N9 H- N- |: y) Iback to sleep. 2 X3 \7 B5 P' @2 l0 h1 j
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He# }( K: S2 R% [+ V  a: _
wakes the newfie up and asks, 0 {, S. A- @2 y, x4 w9 `$ A

7 S6 k0 U3 v; B" Y5 O7 `* }'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ V; b" P1 J( K5 Ycomes down with four?' ' S9 [1 U/ G9 \/ F' e+ t0 B1 c

9 b- B6 G& b, B, h  D9 B8 yThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5' U% |; Y* @2 b0 `+ g" R. O
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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1 [. L. I/ I2 R! e3 S1 ~& vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ i# J' R" A: F" p2 l: ]>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& M; f6 r) w3 K- L3 x>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the & }3 x7 `: I4 \2 K' q6 t. s; o7 A
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 4 L) Z/ n0 H; D/ P" N
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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$ r; ^( x+ _2 n& t! O- G>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research % U4 V& Y/ K1 s
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ! [" k+ K+ G5 N# H7 l
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more # @4 c9 O& {+ U9 g0 L0 R- G
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) e9 d  S. s: Y, j5 p2 m1 j3 V>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ( C; \7 l8 i/ `) x+ G) w+ t
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" S8 {) X) b1 d" b" r5 z6 u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand % x) x( H& K. y
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 . S# V3 }5 u( {- ?" Z; Y
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  X6 O8 c: t# vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- W0 v8 u' J$ kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if/ E; l* a6 _8 m! |  W( a% f6 m$ X( R
the newfie would l ...

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3 i9 V; c" c$ k, p! }% \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
0 c; {$ E/ ?, V3 m“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, z# |' Y- c7 [, Y* n好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 |1 q4 ?/ a, W5 B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
  ~4 K1 l; l/ Q; D“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,% N0 e+ d1 i9 G! {' Z" E. B: e
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

0 H) b4 d: f& [1 c& H真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . Y; d. c2 D% j8 j( d9 L
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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- Q/ @0 q" l/ S5 i+ w. o% t全盘接受一下。

. s% a. J* n) ?真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表   ^+ q  u: y" z8 i4 z
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' T8 Y6 y# Q) p加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 w0 |0 ~, b" j# N. _真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 + T* e; @" h7 g

: _3 K5 a( M- _. F( v* d. W大学教授哦,能不剥削?

# _9 l4 L7 ^. U  F/ P& h她是大学教瘦?' ^  b- R" z* k  G
大学教胖还差不多 , K9 q/ n  a. K( h4 s+ E
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ' @# s  m$ u( n! D: v+ `
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! K9 D- R% s0 J紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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% c! U* ^8 ?# E( w1 K哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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