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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if+ U! P$ i) n5 f
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I. u/ R0 p! n. U9 e7 V
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: g" P0 Q( C: {$ Ayou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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1 d+ z  g! h+ x: X" Y/ N* n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's: P0 H0 @& H) b9 S$ ?, v
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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8 x& v, u; M2 ~The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 K) B7 U% b3 j$ e; m7 I( w: J/ ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with$ v+ c8 P- @3 b) J6 e
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all4 _$ z- n/ X) N3 b2 x4 @2 q
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and- ]1 Z  p% `$ y6 T- z4 P( J
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right" \2 c% ]* ~' P/ N% c
back to sleep. # O; B8 L  q& o: }1 _
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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6 q; T; V) a2 x' C9 X& S4 EThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the; ]$ X5 g7 b1 k# F, w

9 R! R+ i6 o* k& E1 G4 {, W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' _; t- E; E% J8 i- X, N; P& S7 c>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason : t: O" @3 T0 o% u' O" H
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) g+ `' e, S+ Y8 o9 \, L4 s>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ a7 u  \! N$ m3 P2 W2 [; J>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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4 Y4 p' c9 w$ w7 p0 `% d! o' k>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 I' `& S8 J" v) f; I  Y0 E>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a " \9 ^' h$ y. o" v
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 5 A: L+ ?0 j+ f/ Y/ E
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) h& F  T$ J9 z' Y& [/ _& a+ T>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) W! m% p& j) n- Z6 F5 T: d7 A1 O7 O>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 8 g% M& }. Q* m7 B$ A* p
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 B/ H3 f* I/ k" S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
# H, F: ?3 `( k- K8 r% h' i5 V. \A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" \/ j% g2 c( z3 w$ S0 Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb2 u- m  x4 k) K2 R
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 I9 K- R/ k, ]
the newfie would l ...
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: O# k: ^2 w1 m& _( e/ T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
2 P1 q) s$ v1 A0 D! @, |“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,1 R7 l6 q. `2 y- C2 @; p2 H
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , Y( {$ s) y" g
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) E; }& P5 b3 a. M4 D+ u. z真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 6 n8 n2 A+ x& v4 O' R9 ?* S
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9 R5 Y9 K& u/ R- G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
! ~* s- p9 J( j8 P! z# D- }$ r“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
+ z) G3 ]9 Q. L$ f( K* a  ~& g好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # `' q& ]7 j# A2 A: g; P
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 $ ~& J$ P3 Z8 }. @9 b
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+ l6 F! y3 |5 ?' x; w: q$ P  h8 z# w5 d全盘接受一下。

1 o& B# M* {9 m& c真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 8 ~3 `! R, m& K! |
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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7 T; J4 s1 v* a& |别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * i- P6 w( Q6 ^
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 ~5 S9 k+ m  J$ B3 z. ?' h

, H6 N: {" T# X7 r真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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4 I: `3 {1 S; I- M- S( _4 C4 I+ {大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 # M+ ?$ L4 G- P( ~, y  a. J
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是 )
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' ^& v9 A, z: b/ W/ d紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% ?! I7 G% {7 p9 s) V  [( c3 m紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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8 z" z, O% A# a' g3 J哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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