Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ P; Z/ S$ a7 l* mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% E1 ^0 v8 j1 E# _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 }9 \6 m6 w4 ?$ k' E* N- K7 G. Task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' W! S0 h! h+ w" |/ q7 ^you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ h3 S, o& c6 I, ~" D3 v will pay you $500.
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- ?; Z4 E1 I9 Y, e+ u3 \ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 D' H" `. c4 r. X9 C+ \; Bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; P5 E* ^8 K+ J% K( dThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 D9 l$ z1 i2 v7 jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

* K5 \! u6 |5 \7 x* Q% S7 V0 kThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* ~3 @3 T' @$ c  r5 e) {4 s( Z8 Upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ X( N$ F. w! S) x4 ylawyer.

3 M+ D5 o- `7 p" ]Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

8 X  w7 B6 V2 \! AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 v9 S: z( L6 u* F. a3 Nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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7 U/ N# h1 n: @  h2 ?+ y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* b. L' W9 Y( Z( y2 M- Bcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

1 \* p* j3 m' Y  x' hLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- T8 O# N- _  t- q9 Z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 M( p6 a# A. e2 s' x>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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  N# J. U% m* B$ O1 P; o>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# s+ t3 I# h8 q: C1 H9 U/ O" w- c>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% Q8 e8 f% W# W) s2 j>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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7 `3 A8 j( S: |- P6 x>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: r8 w, K! K- ^>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 o; N5 P# y/ O8 Q  u. w- B- u, z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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8 r/ N: H* g# V5 n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& a" Q: V, }9 d. @3 P9 R, ]8 o2 F  O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! Z6 E) [+ u) ]+ I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



8 T% M6 }& f7 n% S% X( N! W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 a0 l$ u% ?! c$ F+ b/ c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  Z! g' I3 B* F, m9 h- _真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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2 ^( g2 e% s% [2 D9 ~! _全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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: v) q* z' T2 m4 v7 J全盘接受一下。

- J$ r2 \4 u- ~) Q+ m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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! l; U# T4 S) h$ S- O' c/ y! `6 t: X别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 P. p7 L* x* x5 |+ {/ Q真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# ?: O9 L% C# H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% }/ j+ ?$ C/ p3 u说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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4 v0 [1 _% d( @+ x. |哈哈，你们在这开小会呢