Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 y% B( G- B- `" Q6 zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  M; `5 o/ c6 c. nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% ?: V& V3 R+ v2 k* J3 M# sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

$ _9 T' T* E0 }* N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' d8 v2 {7 t! R: s7 A will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# C( O& Z7 T+ A5 x1 K3 Qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' z3 _& j- C; m, W& |- b. mthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
( v: }2 Z, `: Z* Mlawyer.
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! G, D- w  t5 rNow, it's the newfie's turn.

! d! d7 X5 j# B2 ]0 _; W  MHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 p0 {- a& k; |$ X3 [references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ Z- |6 I' c5 ~the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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7 L5 j1 d' }* w. D2 [The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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! a! `9 @; O, c; e6 [The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ q) {- {# T( L: o0 k' E! Dand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

, G- V" T4 }/ q* P% zLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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+ ], h! k8 l, E+ g4 W6 N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 V3 H, Q3 j& J7 `, R>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

; B" v& L2 Q" A0 J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 w% ]$ v! v7 ^8 x>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) X# `! q8 @2 o) r! q# m>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 \7 B5 Q+ a4 ?! y. v! K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 [7 d/ a( Y1 u, E9 u' \A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ m5 A2 @/ ^9 Z/ {% T" g2 D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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5 \3 V; }$ ]( N  H' a: P! @. I好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 t8 ?9 X  ~  h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

, i9 Y3 [% s5 ]真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

/ I! ^" e* p1 O+ n3 ?! H! P  @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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, J/ _. ?8 F& `& F# }别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 z6 ?. T7 M0 Z* m. p真博学，偶像啊。

3 [' @6 g/ d3 P& ?* S7 f1 g4 b* T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

/ o4 j8 V! B& u  F6 c( b) l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
0 D1 a4 G* p- y  u6 r7 h; y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢