Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 R$ G5 N# s. H+ O6 D! Clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" H; u" y, V% V* f! n- gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

# U/ U! q$ [9 l2 n9 Z; G You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

7 T7 `* [' G5 b6 n. } This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 E( ^. t7 c% K( D( I, Z, Sthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

1 ?3 w8 W* Z: [7 v( i) Q) UThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 c8 h5 L5 }/ e  S( O# v' _8 vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

4 g( z: v  P5 D5 a# a" JThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 }* |6 m, t1 D: Z& Z4 n/ rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ B7 ~* S5 x; Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 q0 h! o$ b, I; G5 Z1 {back to sleep.
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% a# [6 |" V( \The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ e/ A/ ?7 A' f; w; K>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

0 Y5 W! K$ p7 H% ~! j; c>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 g+ l' b7 V9 ^" s; ~1 \0 U9 ~# Q( L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

& F2 ?- s% Z5 u3 P" }- E>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
. F* r9 q# V+ }0 x* g1 k) G6 d>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" C- b" K% ^" h6 n6 |# h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ B- Z1 ?; V4 \7 j- Y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* L9 X3 d  N( v/ Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 h7 [' P* B. q: m- fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' ]8 m" F0 E1 |( R8 v6 o1 `( ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 R. f/ J5 P5 P/ P真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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8 E# B/ R3 c" M  z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 x: E+ a3 F: L; t7 e9 e- a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 H% Z' {( {6 S9 C4 C真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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0 O0 ~) [0 q. \3 d1 m全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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8 e! F" ]8 L/ J, q: D% v+ n别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ B6 p  g* g" S* H你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ ]8 A6 B3 z3 J/ E6 D$ U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ G* G" A8 j* h  b0 h多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( q1 t: n/ M& X! T% e. q# q1 u  J真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

! S& m. K+ V/ ?" e7 Y7 W6 j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! M0 n- d) p  V! Y0 P她是大学教瘦？
0 n2 \# d8 X, g: N9 |大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 U9 x* {' y0 b" o1 B/ m' ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 D& q: ?. Y9 I& c0 c1 T哈哈，你们在这开小会呢