Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
; `, Y( f; z. @. e" J  s- \ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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+ B# L* l, C6 G2 T9 F$ a You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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' h5 A' f. W7 K7 Z, R* j$ W This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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3 }1 R( i: Y/ p2 x+ B5 hNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% @1 W1 ^4 P" u# a' Dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 @  V6 X- i" p7 I9 dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! A3 Q4 J3 ]. q& k; S3 Qback to sleep.
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& S  s$ v7 O$ _/ jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

" p% x  B6 b+ h: _'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* E1 \! _) Q5 h) O( U! l3 ^# n>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! R, U# a, P1 j2 y. i1 B: b" f>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- A( Z" f% d  }9 @, ]8 J% [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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  k% D( Z6 e5 `>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 d7 s: E  A7 \2 Q9 J5 S0 F( Q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
- m6 J; O% f, E/ j: Q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. Q2 W, U3 O6 H  U- q8 `3 D/ |/ GA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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2 {; w+ l: o$ l1 B$ O7 I/ e0 f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 Y+ y! `( r9 U2 }3 J( O加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 B4 b* b* {" p/ i- V* a真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 ]0 `& f- ~) ?6 _; e! E真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


4 k6 ~4 f  U+ o& t1 w8 f全盘接受一下。

9 p/ S$ J' f  C. A; a7 S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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6 N0 f+ B8 @! n4 S6 N1 |别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 c7 w; ^5 b/ K  `0 S6 Q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

" b3 K/ E! Y7 l0 |% _大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 P/ h, S6 h  q; ?: t( b( j她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
  y6 l9 s2 \0 v/ u3 y( v她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; ~& u8 q; C8 m0 r. y# z7 z7 N说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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