Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% Y7 r3 s! @4 ]1 \( \# ?9 ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ C' r. j1 I4 f, Lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
; e% O* ?4 n( p9 n2 @( G, { he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 i+ M  H/ J" S$ K+ R# Lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

* |7 y3 \( U/ c1 A* ]* D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; v( Q& n1 g) |4 ^8 q8 othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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" J6 y: m; a& \- Y7 W+ FThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 x. Y! Z! {' W* W8 Tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& _1 v2 b  e: S9 r) |& zpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
) w2 B( G0 j& l' P% Zlawyer.
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/ _3 G8 f' s& \2 A/ ]Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

: n+ J+ a  C+ C7 I1 y1 L) }" L4 BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  K' O! B8 P% ~. e$ areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  z. x' e& f/ Y) |# Q  Ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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2 v9 }- c$ g2 w/ E/ j$ C$ \+ oThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

3 f7 W8 p1 n: }* H: r  J  C9 Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

$ W2 E( T* ~7 @  [7 {& y0 R3 \The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& b& m% V& i0 d>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' ]; d& U  M/ P" x8 Z# I>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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, A' o) S7 B1 e>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% H+ }. y# \0 e! e) H>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# Z# h% g1 Q" `' T( u>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" w- ]2 X* H5 U' G6 b. }7 _>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( l/ [, O( O( O" e! @5 o6 Q>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% y6 h1 |; K8 J6 a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: X( u8 X1 M& RA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) f6 F4 U- D9 h5 J1 S' h1 N, `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* n" t& K; R5 |$ x0 h+ z  Lthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* @5 D$ Q7 n  e$ Z- C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 d) L( O7 A( F- x% c& U9 O8 y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 j3 S9 W+ T. ^5 B# W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  e( `9 c6 J' |真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

8 P0 N0 M+ g+ r6 z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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1 l3 R$ \" X0 q$ X3 i/ ~3 U全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

# ?9 H: M' l% E: i0 A' `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

% K  }; g9 X  U/ Y, p3 A8 m' e别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ a6 A! y7 e; J8 s别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 L& k8 x6 A" o' |: w! Z你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  _: k; _! r. c) ^: }多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 d+ T# l9 h, }真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
+ |; y, U! G6 h: d' V0 J+ G3 a大学教胖还差不多
. j; K$ Z; Z, p! g/ ~2 A$ ^3 h她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 B: H5 y7 a% P* r5 {/ D说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 M8 |# G! s0 A+ V1 m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢