Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. J, {: a" A9 a4 {& r: D) ]4 ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ B& Y8 X5 O: g- L4 A0 O8 X7 Wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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. C" B  v* C& L. v' p$ I# t The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 s9 o" y+ M& T8 p( t6 S1 E he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* p! L9 n$ I" A" G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- d7 n" h# F2 l! E- P* q, {you pay me only $5.

0 H3 M, o: O% U" u3 T* S& e You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
3 m$ Z# m; \" ^3 y will pay you $500.

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- a/ @6 i% P# X9 _the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 l2 F" B( y# L/ F2 @2 c0 c. ]the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

" V/ {) `8 Z2 e5 F4 M3 \The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ G- h( b( Y3 |: r: spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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* m: D8 u; ~9 P* ZHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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& I) N; X9 N) M/ oThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 J" D$ o6 j# z3 \- L4 ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) @2 v) o7 b: }/ C; I/ Athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) x5 V3 Z3 m& v$ Y- _. Yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) ]- u3 Y3 Y, V3 lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
/ p% i- L5 y& [8 Cback to sleep.

% W/ P, R8 d* _8 k0 \4 j5 }The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; f1 s: g( a1 {) ^9 \wakes the newfie up and asks,
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- `7 r7 C0 |/ N# ^'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' a' T5 j8 }' M5 Jcomes down with four?'
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4 O. F/ V$ Q" k# `) r) aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# Y# i' F  h* f# n  ~9 z! \>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 e- n/ Q) Y$ v; z: V& d>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ z) T) D: T- n6 Q( D/ ?>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ Z5 {* @+ c5 h/ ^# H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! r' L0 b% w# F9 [) b- A真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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# B; \0 {) I4 X8 u  N/ u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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5 H. |- R3 [: z' ^! u" G全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

6 B9 s3 i( {: r# `3 ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. }6 J4 n! d. h" l' ~1 U真博学，偶像啊。

1 @2 U1 {% J9 m$ y1 `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
8 A' ?0 c- |& N/ |3 R大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 {: J/ y% @5 L: D- g9 e" W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢