Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
3 o2 z0 l3 Y6 D& R) P% `# d The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! \6 @3 q4 M5 s he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 n0 ?  X3 j: ^" i+ q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& O6 F+ o, [* w0 j. _ will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 G3 P( d- N1 j) d. L3 f: [the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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+ u3 B" c8 o( E) k+ VThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 l4 s3 k4 @, I. ^three legs, and comes down with four?'

. F2 d, m7 U8 W3 YThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. n- ]- Q7 i' M7 G5 ]/ h: Hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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5 R7 a: T2 m# E/ g# l% g( oThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

% r# P* h; U; W6 K- q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* H' a, @# ]* ?0 a4 ucomes down with four?'

9 U) G1 G) A0 vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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2 B) B3 t2 L% ~- x) a: BLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 ~7 _; A6 X- O! H  v+ g: T2 l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 u+ ^# c$ c: I6 S. L>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- d0 R" T# @% q* s% S+ K" X>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- k2 o  \' h) K7 b3 t, a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 o0 o' j% S9 y( y4 @% V>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

. r4 f8 k  F( L8 v  v' C>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' X' x$ g! ~! S0 Q# Q+ C1 {0 V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 W4 H* \8 H: B) ?" ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  a. T7 g; [( F1 LA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 c- ~5 s( @" _. \/ w  Z" wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 x9 c# X$ H4 L' S4 hthe newfie would l ...

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) G" v: |) w0 c- m3 o+ r1 c, }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; Y5 H5 j/ O. b& h" h+ V' I8 |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  q$ L, H2 B* O; |( d9 ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# J; I' _, k9 M( c) z真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


7 V6 r1 |5 y* q( r( Z3 v
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ F( q+ z+ s& E; e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

1 ]6 t/ B8 f0 p: r2 d/ D真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! l: i6 b& x: ^真聪明，偶像啊

& b: b; c. s0 X( E% t% ?
全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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6 d$ A7 u: d$ w' c3 r) u全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) p% @% Q3 k1 z0 |& V" a别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 H' o3 F/ W9 R  ~& ?你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: F: [1 {' y( ~, p  D1 C7 s. ^多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! b2 T: k0 R- Z, \% U6 p真博学，偶像啊。

' i8 T' {* ]( E大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 U, b) k  W8 Z' W. w8 n大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( J3 ?8 C& y& G! d+ H1 k她是大学教瘦？
5 w' ^1 ]4 g( e8 ^7 n大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 r! C, Z. y5 g- p% w7 W4 i说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢