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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a$ f3 b) m# w7 W
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 ~  x; i. e% ^+ ~' P2 _8 c* p8 Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& U& f3 L8 v1 J4 U2 B1 k* cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.   ]: H2 [5 e+ Y2 b$ u2 y
  
, j4 ^9 k& w8 p7 ^1 V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: l3 P2 P; `" I. x* w he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 l* r3 P' \* y. ~7 E lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 x# H: h! |% J# ]ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,0 l/ H" f" N, h' F; e; c9 u
you pay me only $5. - i; R8 a9 k/ a6 n& [% N

9 P% a- M7 O; T! b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I0 O$ Z. D. Z5 b9 w$ t1 H
will pay you $500.
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( W4 o6 Y! {, C+ q7 H* F/ S, F This catches the newfie's attention and to keep4 {5 T' n9 E8 c. y4 E: m
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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# v5 S1 Q, c0 h% yThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's7 E( [: \; A9 H- W5 A
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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1 K8 H, \5 d  dThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 {7 b+ |/ r6 t+ S7 B; Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 @" r, N9 j* z) G% a7 T, Klawyer.
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, |4 L+ x' k& jNow, it's the newfie's turn.6 d) R4 S0 U6 C

7 n( d6 J) `4 P/ K, IHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% g/ ]% Z, a2 [, h% {0 L7 S$ Othree legs, and comes down with four?' ! l, J6 ~: o* r* k& N- Y

  m: e6 R% w$ g% JThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ g: Y2 U7 D6 ]& p5 [4 i1 Sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, f; M0 w; p0 l8 Qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour; Y& s" A* c/ y: ?, `' p1 I* ^+ o
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. N/ u, j9 \' ]/ D7 y( O0 t/ y: thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 `9 \2 `: f3 I. b2 Z4 p4 n# O! fback to sleep. ! K4 a1 f+ z6 F/ N& f2 S# M
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 P0 v  u1 b8 G1 gwakes the newfie up and asks, 2 C* x" D* A; E

+ F% U2 Z& U- i$ m; @'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
) H" K& C5 p, u1 y; g& j# Z9 _comes down with four?' * \. p6 h2 P2 U6 q2 ^, Z9 q
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) T6 C# D4 t4 U  _  l! M5 q% O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
6 d) j! T8 t1 G$ E0 N8 {. h% V  I" a>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 0 S( L1 e" _0 i4 u& A6 R/ R) c
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! T" W& `  _/ Y! I>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research % G( b/ v- j7 H4 p& Q
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 o: J& p& t( F8 X5 {6 R' w1 k7 ]>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 x+ R" ]4 n; ?4 E- w>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ( ?/ A, s% u! C, I
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three; K! B6 Z5 d! R7 {( _

/ Q" ?8 r+ ^( j7 n: t, A>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's / Z# c! d5 v- F7 Y* q: Q1 M2 ?
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the % [) B, D. `6 r1 c
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 d, d* x, x0 h: I% n5 h" U- u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 0 I  n  r7 \! {6 [; w) x
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 T1 D4 o, b, S& s0 M( Q# Ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ P/ [, L) b4 n& Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if# Q1 y) s2 V" _& Y  N1 b4 U8 _2 W, o
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- O8 H+ L/ w- A, e6 _# ]
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,( d: X6 E7 K* E
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 $ u. f! ?4 A- ^1 l0 x
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
  K% y" w, ]8 }1 q6 N" O& B" a, F6 l8 c“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,2 U2 g' q2 o4 o: p3 |  F7 ~4 W
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

* I2 h  k9 k; \5 T+ r1 ]/ ~5 F: ?真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, T% I( G* D0 a7 P真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 , d  X3 z$ U; d$ l
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全盘接受一下。

0 p6 `* M* ]# X真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 0 m. X. b% o9 L9 R& n

7 S0 z$ G$ I# n5 t8 L' f2 c真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 o+ _" C* W' ^& z  ?* E加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 9 r" o7 t  v- L/ l7 L3 l' j% O7 h

4 E8 a! B( [- u, B6 I- }$ M真博学,偶像啊。

' s8 S0 g( ~) {7 L4 l大学教授哦,能不剥削?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 " q! ]7 K5 @4 @" [: B7 I8 [
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

& x& B* W! d* }# _1 T4 P5 l她是大学教瘦?
! j9 ~+ m. _  [8 j5 m大学教胖还差不多
; |3 x* k! O4 ~% I, _) q* P她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 a# d$ A7 P; i- X4 o( W紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 3 H* O3 J& q" I0 ]% A: ?- u
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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5 U* N# W* z) j: P哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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