Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# B3 l; X& U) @) t- c: Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- l2 @* ]* Y0 Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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& s# G! r3 P* a$ g# Y) Q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( ~8 q" P: d- `# [ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 l6 E. F; [2 F lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- V) ^& q% |  e# T" p! R$ e. `ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 ~' s! y3 _9 w9 c2 dyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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: ~% h( u3 {& w3 y* P This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' `3 [- m7 V, Y9 h" jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' `- l7 I# Q8 ^& cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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7 W3 W4 O. x% KThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
" ~" h) k8 E+ M9 v8 K0 Tlawyer.
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8 A1 h$ m7 K6 w0 @# z9 \2 D; N# v2 uNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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! U4 R8 j% m4 V. t% PThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* X0 z7 S  Z* ~, U6 j/ q- Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

/ `) I8 f0 _* w0 Z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" ~* B$ g) r! A& G& Q4 Scomes down with four?'
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. O- A' i7 H; a& M) O3 `" ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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1 b  y0 d$ @) LLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  N, [; o5 s7 Q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

9 g! L* \1 i8 D  E' j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# t& T$ N% w. b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  i! Y* s1 l3 e8 _5 dA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! n; S" ~4 H5 @; Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" K* I, m1 |0 L; q- N' K6 \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 Q1 g' ^2 m5 Q/ E& S) Rthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 i' l/ t( u5 I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 w" a) C5 o0 x" T* C, w- O$ u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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2 ?3 ]3 w! \* ~) h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  R. b2 \& M* S' X4 b. U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& e3 L$ L1 K* C# n7 H; r真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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: T6 [' j1 I+ B+ n/ g5 I% x7 v" u3 P全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 D  E" Z- z; i+ W7 J  u" [别把我往坏路上领啊。

# _0 G1 ~4 W. y. b9 L' f& d你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( U' S5 `5 Y' I+ A: X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( `1 P5 G7 ^* A多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: _. S$ L6 F4 ]# w: e2 Y5 `真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) P9 ~. s2 D- K5 m& ~9 V) \4 s$ B% U说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢