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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 k& \7 [) I9 }% z
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb6 @) e/ D0 t+ t1 N+ _' D/ }6 v
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- e: P1 p- y! ~" A
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ( L& m  j0 y/ g2 G- h
  
3 o2 z0 l3 Y6 D& R) P% `# d The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! \6 @3 q4 M5 s he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 n0 ?  X3 j: ^" i+ q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I9 _. D* Q  l/ t" |* u2 [2 Y1 b
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,! ]! k* M, \4 p& c$ K$ b
you pay me only $5. & \. C4 L2 j7 w  _0 G" [
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 G3 P( d- N1 j) d. L3 f: [the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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+ u3 B" c8 o( E) k+ VThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's8 H% [6 ^* @+ x: l# q/ I
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' & d' ?# V' C; }0 ^
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his6 h1 s- n! @/ O& a- D
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the9 e# \! X* X/ `0 z0 x% P1 B
lawyer. 4 d6 @/ \, s1 P) W
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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. F2 d, m7 U8 W3 YThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all* e4 N7 e' J- A' f( v. Z0 ~; X! R1 ~
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all& Q3 g2 _- k$ j0 Z6 t
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour/ m1 b& |. Z; R6 X# F7 D
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. n- ]- Q7 i' M7 G5 ]/ h: Hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right9 `3 k$ C, [5 ~% W) E
back to sleep.
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5 R7 a: T2 m# E/ g# l% g( oThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He! q7 z  L# g1 o
wakes the newfie up and asks, # e2 o3 n% Z* z

% r# P* h; U; W6 K- q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* H' a, @# ]* ?0 a4 ucomes down with four?' , C# m$ \9 W+ q) J2 A4 o( c! l" u3 f

9 U) G1 G) A0 vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5# t9 @! F" o& b$ c( t# Y3 E
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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2 B) B3 t2 L% ~- x) a: BLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 ~7 _; A6 X- O! H  v+ g: T2 l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 u+ ^# c$ c: I6 S. L>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- d0 R" T# @% q* s% S+ K" X>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- k2 o  \' h) K7 b3 t, a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 o0 o' j% S9 y( y4 @% V>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ) w1 d2 m. J: y. z
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a % I+ p  t+ o7 x4 m2 g5 b
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more # O. X7 a# }9 ~6 u
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, $ c1 e, C3 b; K2 s% M% t
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three* u/ [# Y& s  a4 X- O* Z7 e

. r4 f8 k  F( L8 v  v' C>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' X' x$ g! ~! S0 Q# Q+ C1 {0 V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 W4 H* \8 H: B) ?" ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 2 L: D" B7 `' ]8 ?: J
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  a. T7 g; [( F1 LA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 c- ~5 s( @" _. \/ w  Z" wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb. a% B" Z2 Z( T' Q, |/ p
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 x9 c# X$ H4 L' S4 hthe newfie would l ...

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) G" v: |) w0 c- m3 o+ r1 c, }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
; Y5 H5 j/ O. b& h" h+ V' I8 |“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,% N/ R1 C+ F- _9 V+ C& L
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  q$ L, H2 B* O; |( d9 ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# J; I' _, k9 M( c) z真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 2 \  L* I; I# |# o. q
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:1 s; X" D$ R( y, @: X0 t: X
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
$ F( q+ z+ s& E; e好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

1 ]6 t/ B8 f0 p: r2 d/ D真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 + q. ~$ l' b% F2 B: A& B( v1 Z

! l: i6 b& x: ^真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 9 X( A6 J# }6 D7 N

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6 d$ A7 u: d$ w' c3 r) u全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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) p% @% Q3 k1 z0 |& V" a别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 H' o3 F/ W9 R  ~& ?你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 4 d% L5 Q# o8 a6 x  g0 c& [* t
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: F: [1 {' y( ~, p  D1 C7 s. ^多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 : e6 P( [; F- g& [

! b2 T: k0 R- Z, \% U6 p真博学,偶像啊。

' i8 T' {* ]( E大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 U, b) k  W8 Z' W. w8 n大学教授哦,能不剥削?

( J3 ?8 C& y& G! d+ H1 k她是大学教瘦?
5 w' ^1 ]4 g( e8 ^7 n大学教胖还差不多 - o# C3 B$ c, x: n" ^' _; Z' b
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : |6 W5 J% e+ q, m) i$ t
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 r! C, Z. y5 g- p% w7 W4 i说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 " B* P5 ]. h! ~& K$ m8 V
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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