Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* j; d! a$ i; K- U( q5 O% @
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, S8 C! P* W4 p) l0 E
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 }  _- V$ [& e
the newfie would like to play a fun game. & |4 b& N; O, H0 g2 ~) r

6 G( v6 M. p- C5 R The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so; Q0 z9 S& x" H0 d/ V" V
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The  ~6 T, i2 I$ g
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 B9 J( u2 c9 G: `ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, M% k$ G' S) ~# {! Q" Q+ z. gyou pay me only $5. . D0 F! h* e6 L3 r
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep# x: _' G! i& U: d; W6 D0 o" w
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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) T9 }) F9 S5 _7 K7 L0 EThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's/ V& O: Z1 l$ L! M
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his& @- U) C1 k. a2 U2 d. G0 ~
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the% c6 a/ J% z  o+ Z9 [! ?
lawyer. , `2 ]# F$ e. s0 M) F9 e4 ]& a

8 Z9 F5 F7 P: r  l; l6 z, y- d+ RNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with+ n1 ^* H6 {- f' F2 g0 B3 w3 f# C
three legs, and comes down with four?' ) t3 ?; Z- r; O  R0 A

& A3 E# |' {' v& a/ ~6 s" |The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
& V, k: ^+ @3 l3 O* `$ freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all+ W! ~0 p" y/ u% ~2 x2 L9 ^
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour7 u* \8 T4 R3 _1 w  I# ]8 w
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and/ @1 O; Z) e' l+ k: p/ x
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  W7 j, I# M0 o1 W* u# V2 Zback to sleep. & E7 y3 w- o: A5 g' O1 `: B

$ X7 v7 f  |8 N: f2 a) V6 L8 EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He" Q$ ~* q& _$ l0 ~
wakes the newfie up and asks, 5 a2 Z7 E1 P; K! r

  o* O7 g6 h; f'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and5 F! B6 q' a- K3 X( b) p+ K: S
comes down with four?' 9 ~0 j1 }5 p3 x  M) c, ]6 G% n

7 J3 F2 O! Y! `8 ~) {; d5 uThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $56 i' M3 [8 W& ~; q! e
and goes back to sleep./ Y6 g/ {& Q% S  w5 Z" ?& p: N, E' Q
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 ~6 l1 k7 i$ f- CA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ |9 M' U- i& W: ^; llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb& D& S# ?7 ^- p4 H/ k( M; L
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if" Y' z$ g0 ~- a8 H9 w# S( J' Q
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 K- Z$ b- b8 V; z7 b: D
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
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好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 |* }/ ^, i3 \7 ?
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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`3 j, P# A! _! ]8 l6 O全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ @0 A. {: S) x; N真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 6 U' T" | z+ f4 F* B
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 / q% b; P% m. q4 `2 b: X }1 z- L. g: L
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: O( v+ A& ^+ X- t( L u4 t紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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