Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' l( F, ]' ?( F5 Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' N: I: S, M9 t' z4 dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
# d$ u* Y$ J  z The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' I( k. r8 C6 [# A1 bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

, k1 w& |- `! M( n) m- iThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) Z2 c- @+ H9 G4 Upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
7 j" X9 _8 \" v, }( P3 `  E5 plawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 g3 L8 q, Y, t5 `2 F3 fthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. ~$ G3 t# f0 j, I3 f$ gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* A! T, C! ~+ ~' U  f1 W1 uback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

5 ^" d5 X2 J  r# \9 a( f- o: T'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' O$ {  J/ p; m5 e% E; b, K' [comes down with four?'
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8 t4 |/ z, v6 ~. ZThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

0 \' y) `1 f& ?6 F6 PLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 b' U/ G" H8 N$ L; Z/ a$ E>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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0 w  ]9 l/ Y6 h) C>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 k* Q$ \" x( ~' T$ V$ G>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 `2 h" @5 w6 A( ?>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

7 }1 |& t# S! c$ V>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 H: h7 O. }4 Y5 T4 d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 }% n  o) k5 v8 [$ Z) x- d>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% {: ^2 Y& s- L1 ]* HA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 M; X8 @- q7 k& s$ Plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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& x  v. X$ Z6 g1 ]& r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. Q/ d( @* u0 Z' l' {- E3 J好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; r' F. F7 q: ^! ~5 e1 M+ P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& v1 \0 W- i+ _3 I' G: A8 s6 \) k真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 F4 H6 x( ]- r+ }+ G; Q! J好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% }' q- _' W/ a9 m2 F* j' n真聪明，偶像啊

, t6 N& ~' H: }0 G) a4 E全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

# u5 D% [$ r! Q6 y' Y$ `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

" F. w$ P# u7 p/ P; n: F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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9 O" J5 H* N( W2 r" P6 H- ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, _1 g( y2 x5 x2 s( Y4 \, W9 G真博学，偶像啊。

& C  y# {$ a# F5 z. q" l( m大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! s2 E  j) Z* ]2 I/ K3 A4 D7 _大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* `) r, R4 k& i4 ]( u; d她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 b5 K% z. F4 f& N% x( z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 m2 u8 k" d8 |紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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6 J' z; T* J+ Q' |  g0 b: v" P# i哈哈，你们在这开小会呢