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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- b! q2 q$ J4 ]9 v+ c7 }long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: ^( f+ c0 [& P7 gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% d7 N) `1 @8 O- P% r3 Gthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 3 z# s/ W$ d* l; C: m  J
  
: u* e( b6 v6 v The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so& P( Y7 C, e+ K
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: m6 X9 s. |' X2 i0 v2 I. \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I5 h7 i8 M( U- I) J0 v! X
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 t+ `" f! B" S: j* ~: Nyou pay me only $5. ! |+ B5 ^  G9 k9 K

' l2 V* O5 |: ]0 l6 w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I0 P' t3 P/ [( H! u  B" {0 h$ R. e
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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* E% h' E9 I) J8 C. ?The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ u5 [0 n) T4 `. @1 Y" vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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  t9 o# v$ ~& H' r2 [The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 S) H1 L! G: V# r" m+ gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the0 J$ j+ X8 c8 `
lawyer. ) x8 x; |9 T, g; \

) x+ E. M3 v6 X9 WNow, it's the newfie's turn.6 t! H/ Q' Z, x; [& v

9 @  b6 F; E8 s! Y9 CHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all, c* |* u1 S. k1 n) d
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all: N4 m4 l0 m; X" T0 s
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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back to sleep. / r! C3 s3 R+ ^8 j

2 D! c  g' s2 R. H9 gThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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1 W- Y, E1 r, ~! R& `) d. ^9 I$ S'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
, ~0 Q! v! M4 r& @1 T$ Bcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!# j" [  y0 B& g# [4 e+ q. y5 J
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the% P* ~9 P. F! y2 O7 S- r
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ R& n6 R* j# n# g9 g! j>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason , I0 |3 q/ \1 [2 Z1 T7 {
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 x2 i9 x2 @) \2 Q% L$ c4 E>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 r3 |  c8 `( _, N) o+ a>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct& Y% D! A$ @7 n. H+ J
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ) `! A8 _8 E* w
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 0 P9 c- M& u, z; m; N
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more : K2 s& j8 v* q: b  m
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& O% U/ S2 w; R1 l8 M2 \2 J>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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) U+ b) c- Q9 J" h$ V& l+ Q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 x9 A' m7 L4 J4 ^5 X>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the - M2 Y5 t% U2 U* {0 ?
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand + b5 r& C% z0 e& x6 q) \/ ]. h
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ! _. f, X8 f; G7 j1 h" {
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 d  [+ _  t$ t; A' |. A5 v
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' h" M0 d: [! f1 fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  o) q) U) n0 l, G: g+ G3 x3 gthe newfie would l ...
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# F8 {0 v; U# {9 g* C& q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- Q6 f( ^/ {. ^0 K# A2 N% m; s, Y
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
' ?4 y8 q9 Y9 S, R- v好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - j3 R! o3 L. x9 z" R) D+ X% @
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 Q- A! Q9 L: u4 J6 c% l7 L& U! u' T真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 G* z+ @" o$ z+ I: a, ]

4 p+ p; ]; h$ y5 \6 _1 T真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 n  b. F# q. ]4 R5 A9 G+ g) C0 G
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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+ _; E* e1 q7 J9 }4 |真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ H( a# U0 {6 H# @3 M% j5 }7 \别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ I1 g& q) L' K, H! ]2 x( Q7 T你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 ]* x- {! I5 L加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 6 g. g3 L; X5 r( w: p# P* b9 B7 J
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
8 i/ \  ?6 s7 E  m大学教胖还差不多 ( a6 K. c0 a) L2 f9 K. l
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 M. ^7 b, U5 g0 q6 L. N" v
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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