Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- t0 h- [5 z# H8 v: Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* y, r$ H0 T) N) K. L  S" |the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ h" F- |9 s* W& P( B/ r4 v The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 n, m- C8 H0 k he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 K- }) r0 \. v lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ j: n0 T1 s( b( {3 x& Jyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ }8 U' I% n: l$ D4 L, T% X, V% d& ?9 I6 z will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( Y+ P/ ^2 l# E, Vthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 s" I( Q& E4 T( i8 Y8 JThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 f6 Y0 ~$ B3 T3 ~: x% v* vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 C7 W0 S# O- Npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 X( B8 N/ r- ?+ K& Glawyer.

$ h/ e* ]. o7 h' X& DNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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) P" g% t8 t. Y) H% w1 IHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* U1 G& p) J8 b2 L9 Uthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 k. X& p" @  k0 d" F8 e* k. Yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
7 I  e# V# [6 f* U5 h0 uback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

: j5 c* o2 D0 a) I) B5 J'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

: j- \% s5 @$ Z/ C7 _8 x6 R" vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

. R2 @0 ~- G. b/ q. @1 sLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. O+ l  s! {7 J' W>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- E  Z0 r4 I$ t8 c7 i  U! D- U, f>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( ~) T: |( r' ~6 X8 ?0 {>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
9 P& w. T+ l& H: I>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  c: u- n. L1 m* x! p. s' P>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# G( l  O  o/ V5 p- Z* f>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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/ p  U8 X9 e# i9 p" D4 [5 y& r>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! {* P* k  |, o* v: z3 `7 U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& N' y+ T1 V7 A! A>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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6 O9 M0 `* T  m" {* i+ o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 g0 z" N9 @3 ?1 i. b: y+ V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" Z2 v9 f( {, l) l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 I1 y/ i6 m4 O- N7 m* `真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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: \7 U/ `0 M, g0 v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ O1 E: ^0 s( t9 B( q' w5 s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ R& t) L1 U; M( @3 f1 l9 f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

# t$ v3 E5 u3 ]3 O2 V全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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# R* z! ]  F* @2 b: s0 F别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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  ?7 \# ]; I7 x, B7 v别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 ~) R. Z' e8 g$ B9 Q$ G你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) d) Z. j3 N% t- S2 W% i加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 z6 y, H9 t2 A4 U. s多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

7 J6 Z" f. l! X8 D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. c# O9 P! z7 N. k+ U$ L( T  A3 B4 X她是大学教瘦？
. Y$ M8 Y+ T- B4 C大学教胖还差不多
" [- I' K" y3 n7 {  P; T4 d她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 U2 k  y" N6 n4 q2 M& @" [+ P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢