Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; u( K' P1 R4 K1 g  wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( i* Y+ i7 F, p% J1 Nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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. C+ m" ~- f& T8 ^' a The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- c5 k5 }% D5 T( @$ _ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

  U. ~4 ~) q! ]2 `4 @ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

% B7 \  ?, @& h! q6 j This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

# a' w) a8 P& \The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 Z1 a! F* s/ Z/ l8 G3 @the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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' I* n& G, Y& S* S2 e0 G, vHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 E, p4 v8 i8 Tthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

9 Y! {* P5 ]6 @0 [2 |1 _The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) a% r/ U% A/ Iwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
& K3 n3 M+ F5 R8 Nand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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% l& l& l) L" o$ t# {  SLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ }# T: \* B  E' V  q. F>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 [+ i; ^% L+ [/ G+ Q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 T. f- }  Y- W: k9 P. h>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 Y. Y* p1 b, y1 Z: O8 U>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 z: z7 S; N4 S9 T1 y9 [>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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" i) q$ \& S% {( E8 s* e/ I. e& c>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 w% K& F# X" v>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& Z# ?! }% n# R5 J7 n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
+ p, @! Y4 H' m+ X9 E>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 H& B$ F! L& H1 i. b0 y! Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

) f" L9 Y$ A1 z8 X) E( }7 q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 I: K! P0 `# S  s; \9 Z- [' e1 ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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" v7 I+ O$ L! `% Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% p0 o6 x2 y/ z- C( \+ t* S7 y真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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, V: a  J; }" q% L# u! q! u! Y全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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+ l8 f$ K! X1 N3 [* |别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, o5 V9 K' O) J# Y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" p6 `6 P9 @6 C; Z* ?  S真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# x8 ?2 r$ F! T9 G, C0 q0 _# ?1 H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 o& w- j* D9 O! Z她是大学教瘦？
8 K4 \4 S; B( p+ b" B大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 N3 L; D& \* E" Y$ T2 i+ g- J说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 [$ f2 q% X& X: q2 }. A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢