Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 A( D! _0 M  s5 Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 \. f4 B4 R4 I+ \- Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ z7 _$ [2 Q! D  Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 D5 I( C% c& G+ E+ V lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* T# h# ~. j. I; R9 Z will pay you $500.
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" f3 g3 F, t) E This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! @" O; B) P8 l# S3 [the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

- f# m/ S% p# v8 e- O. S! h3 HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; ]; Q: D3 s' t) s: c- ^the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 T( a' x' o& ^* o- @9 V9 ]% y% h% QThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 F0 B: u! o% |6 B2 E5 i7 upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
' @) D: m0 I! `0 ]lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, P3 q7 @# j$ f) m+ C- E, Othree legs, and comes down with four?'

: Y( [, m% z% {" ^The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ _5 ?/ {1 M4 g1 C' Hreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

4 b/ L% i: @1 m* n0 a) T9 y7 ?'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

$ U0 [1 L* J: \4 T0 o9 _, Y" RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: g6 L# E( G  k  m% l>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  ]- t1 @/ w  C7 {+ d2 ^2 o>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ |8 T$ j. B  \* P& P>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, R  |0 ^; v7 U( g. U1 l>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' L& m* {* x3 B! }% Y9 p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ ~! `$ m7 v- i0 u>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% q. A3 w2 }* d- }" I5 k>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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) ^. S, n: W( p  D2 Q+ U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 ?/ U9 f5 F7 y- X+ F“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! {! F! Q& F/ X4 m) u真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 s; O4 V3 O2 N1 l% I" |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& g3 E; X* H+ G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

; Z/ L; ^- m2 x1 c真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 [/ z, l8 H1 |0 o全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


* p9 D, l  g# p1 e9 V& F全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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0 |+ l, ^7 N( Z4 Q( e: H" R别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ W' [( ~6 D8 ?4 F多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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) }9 a0 e& \0 E$ w3 O  v" Y真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 F7 z) v1 n; E她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" @$ p% W7 z6 g' n5 v8 w7 x! M9 _/ Q哈哈，你们在这开小会呢