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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a- w* ^0 ^$ Q$ y2 s8 I. m
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) Z9 n- z+ n8 g) I) Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, _) G- t0 ^7 ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 @! m+ K4 M8 P0 L$ F he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The- Q+ E! ]; o9 m. Y: M- j
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I' H7 G7 a" f. H9 z" J" Q# t
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# b* h; G; ~3 P* F$ Gyou pay me only $5.
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7 @8 c7 d9 @  s9 h$ C: I You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I. y" [+ M' x7 `) w
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( _7 ^4 Q, a+ P8 Y1 H+ Jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.   v. b! }) d, S0 Q

3 C  ~2 p# Y$ K! S& \/ Y& k* vThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 W- z3 ?, I/ wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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$ o1 q& u' g1 vThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& b; B2 v! J+ @3 ^4 \" C( Y$ hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the) u5 c$ K/ T! |4 F( w
lawyer. 3 E+ A% W& D% Y$ s
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.: O3 u4 k: e, l5 O. V" U

; s. X5 a& @" \( ^He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with% [% S$ L* Z7 \1 x7 i! v5 b
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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+ ]- W9 B6 ?' CThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. a9 w- j/ p- I  ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) U- K" ^0 K: N1 C) Ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour4 o6 J% M0 J- I. i, N6 N
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and8 [) R- x: s1 u: \& h6 E* b# y
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* R* W, [& c+ Gback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 C3 T) L$ r) l  n* \wakes the newfie up and asks,
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: H. n2 X/ y3 S'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and2 L' k: t% A5 A- u4 b. m  {
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $52 r0 t. g& v& j5 L- t* g% z$ i% ?
and goes back to sleep.1 l" O& U' a5 A3 J% Q/ E7 n
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!' x: r8 c: q8 I; m8 ?  A' k
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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2 x! z; e) p2 C4 a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  n: v- V2 `- K( ]! d& y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 L; p" |1 g# y+ R, t& |3 m>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 2 a* r7 o; J# D& M( ~! _7 s
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& T- R+ N  H4 p* @; y5 O. M! y- W>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct* R- d1 S; s& ~- n0 T
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research % M* B+ l: T3 o: f3 A5 w6 P$ f2 O/ o
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 4 G0 Y; `4 X5 z" j) q6 |2 d
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more : B0 o; O+ r6 ^/ a% C
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! p, x2 z' h( i( g1 J. q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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$ X- v0 P4 F5 ]4 I>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  g; W* E( j9 T! A4 ~- V4 ~>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' |3 G, H1 B3 j9 {2 x7 F5 k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. ^9 O( i& A  R& Y) Q9 z% m>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 4 U4 v8 r# `1 J% _
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 m8 g# L( P) f; v0 w
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 ?0 p# `; R6 |( @. Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# H2 c9 K; i! _- n0 cthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
3 v3 q( w( f/ D4 \4 B, A1 U“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,1 P! _5 O& {: n( W/ H
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ' ~/ {2 J/ s6 Z3 z  _
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 * t0 v$ w4 w% j+ ]
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:2 S9 t- O9 ^4 g: o+ J( S0 o
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,2 f0 Z- `# h1 P; r- ~$ x
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

# @9 ?) {, Z! m) k. w真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # d" P2 {/ d( E( h# \- a) a9 A

: ~9 g7 }9 G- r! h+ A真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 8 d5 u- r& C0 K9 ?; O0 i0 q- M$ i8 b

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% Z7 _. D! Z, b* O4 z全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 7 y6 H: b, {7 X+ l. n' I

6 O+ W) J$ y$ m真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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) L8 x2 n# P2 n0 C  i别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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# o+ `+ F! {2 U" |/ s别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 x% O  C. y3 [# N& o: ~# b; K你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " U* Q# V. i; [6 W
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

8 C3 g; f8 p& d! T" m$ O大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 % G/ s$ a* J; U
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

% ?2 v( l7 S8 c3 b% K( c# e/ O她是大学教瘦?
9 t; ?' `' N1 l$ Y* ~大学教胖还差不多 3 W. E8 E) p4 M- z* V
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% P8 m* a) D$ Z9 p9 r  p紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' Z: ~( W5 x3 z9 x6 g/ |/ h) w紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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2 P9 B3 U& \. z9 d+ k% j7 @/ Z* h哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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