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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 |6 e) p! S3 R; x9 mthe newfie would like to play a fun game. ) D" r8 z1 g- I8 G) f* T
  
' g. y  z% X# ]; n& P$ X0 C3 b# h% X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& O" z/ O& J% \0 n* d he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The1 a* s1 s) o( {- {$ K
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 P) d5 }- h. \! N; [' o/ w' P7 |! M* Rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,$ ?. T' m" V( `! F; D
you pay me only $5.
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& _6 d5 w4 B9 }& h You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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  M, d8 \8 ?1 C6 C6 O* | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 e4 m& [; j9 ^3 Y4 v8 Y; zthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's3 l4 Y+ z/ Z" L9 `, N) }
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' - H0 h6 t5 p5 }5 s$ x7 e

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pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the4 U! @1 P- M5 I; X/ W
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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) b* \/ w9 ?! p6 t& j8 bHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with) s( m# ~$ I  A* N$ O
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all- U5 j) _" p& A& D) t- c( D
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all% c: J0 V. c; u' [
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 [" K7 O1 L7 m: \of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ g2 @% w6 g- n% b5 ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He/ T7 g0 r, W2 }0 T, |' G' z
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and% y+ r# Z# u. J
comes down with four?' & o5 f1 q, T; x+ J% o
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!( ?4 h. \% V1 a4 G* Q

2 C; m8 S  |. n$ `- ^( OLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the" o! N% [* B' p' p5 S  l! _! e
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 6 s& y/ {: o4 L4 g
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 O( N% z- }# Y( \: R. |1 O6 f& F. |>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 3 |" z, u. P7 T1 N+ X  A2 \+ P" Z
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ d6 H7 P" c0 [1 b>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 5 s5 n; h, r+ Z
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ; b8 Z& F; H/ _; y# q+ @* @1 a1 m  s
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 0 _/ f0 s8 A! A8 ]* N% J
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, : n7 D8 m( E6 F, S2 n
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three4 h% @% Z- V4 B7 Y1 W) f# w

4 L" w% I( L; Y$ s) p5 c>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's # d8 |0 e* J: v, d# K# d
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 1 B7 ]# L( g" h; {' d4 w
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand # J7 y# b0 m6 S# `
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 3 @8 o7 v' H( r# D8 R
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 G7 |  a3 b! A8 Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb" f& K! `3 Z2 a4 P- ^# A2 g
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if2 @% u$ X6 q0 I7 |9 l- a
the newfie would l ...
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4 J$ P& `: i$ `! s9 y5 o- T$ |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:* A& p6 l: D" }3 v) D6 c
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,3 `9 }- n. i* J) E' g, O
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) p8 a# d2 c- ?) |$ S! F加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 : h& z: N5 ?+ [* U- x

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9 n4 n& A9 V: `5 N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
- E9 O' r: E+ K  D“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
% {( D4 ]# ?; h好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

& K- n" @2 M2 @7 B- F: x, u" r5 }: J' D真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 * ^5 |3 p9 E5 U3 F& B

/ t( ^" w0 m) S2 l; [真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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- d. P6 Y0 u% E" h- s3 n) u别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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2 ~, x3 H9 }% L3 c, `3 E别把我往坏路上领啊。

; G5 \/ b$ l- x% |  O你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ' d/ f* t5 }7 U) z8 q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?* c: g' Q  `/ U2 y7 }  \" F' ?, D- e
大学教胖还差不多 4 M6 w  K9 p* B7 Q5 Q
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ' D& d# U/ ~9 `# g$ J+ {
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 }( T0 I1 m3 x/ X紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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, l# j# o: n; |5 u2 g8 ]; ^哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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