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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 q6 t0 [  P1 ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb; c! I7 {! D' m
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# G+ C5 C2 G( z8 \; t* f# G- M# N* ithe newfie would like to play a fun game. " z& A% ~, c2 u! C) a
  
9 A- Y! F9 l6 k- E7 s% W$ Q. s8 O4 ~ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so: m9 m& K) N% s% u
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The2 `# M2 G* j" ^
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; ]7 O0 @* d* L: C, M2 yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer," \. \0 h+ J! a: X1 \& n. N
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I: c8 l8 H: k0 U- R7 c5 L
will pay you $500. : N/ L7 T3 A& D' h/ M0 C# m* c

4 M3 `6 R" f: X: |/ L This catches the newfie's attention and to keep' R$ n& u3 J4 z. R# l
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 E3 m# I0 K1 A1 X+ G% JThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's& z: s2 ~  J" b
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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8 J+ P; h% P: |: UThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* V/ d- s1 Q6 ~7 |, V" ]- Wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the& Z$ {4 M8 x- m  `/ ?
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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0 q2 T( t$ r: K+ v! YHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 V# G7 }% M/ Z" Z9 kthree legs, and comes down with four?' 7 @+ E# O% ?2 r
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% Y( C* \' p: b7 W" dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all5 `2 J  l9 T( K- \
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. R8 O9 a" B, |of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 k0 }( F; L5 T, Rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% w' s. F1 f; k1 I( ^8 Oback to sleep.
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# k* F/ F8 \  R3 \1 pThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He2 E; _' s! q; O2 S- c& m9 h
wakes the newfie up and asks, 5 [7 O8 ~( U7 x  M1 v* Y' b+ }
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and6 P  F& m' Q: k
comes down with four?' 8 X% `% Q* x2 e" b* w7 W
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!7 V1 J/ |8 t0 ~) i6 J$ E

( z, c& G7 c% f0 N" u7 eLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the7 a: e$ ^2 @* y& x) p( K3 u
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. p$ o8 o& {% \& j3 R0 C>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ X  w  m( b" ~! `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 b( @; g  F3 p1 H4 |" u- E9 V% a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ `6 h& F% o0 K: i' Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct0 B9 W. N6 |- ~7 i# P- S" J

& n$ n( _* \. U7 d/ ^>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. G) O: Y! B% c, Z- X, @>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 U5 S0 c6 i% A: `6 y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' v9 i' k; ~/ i" O( M8 ^>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 y1 T. `# }+ ?; ]>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three6 \1 K! }" |; g' T+ a

1 a5 \! ^# W, j0 X4 T9 ~>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 3 K: ]8 U/ J1 ^2 ~- r# |, m
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 J# w/ S% Y9 s8 d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 4 A: ]% y7 R5 t, i/ J+ H; [, g
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: @/ D, B) a' N8 _9 Z4 wA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a# f+ F0 X( j/ K8 S- d: O
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb% G. X+ h+ D+ I- E$ c) W
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, P+ x5 y5 e& _* ythe newfie would l ...

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) L; w( i, C) i- H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
: f' y) g8 Y1 m5 I" J8 j“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,# G+ z3 `' v* u' D! U( j9 B- n3 f
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 x1 d% A  o) ?, {加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 6 y0 d' v0 T) s3 ^( G9 {

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' e' `, G5 f! a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- V9 R/ J. }9 n% T8 i/ u! R
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,: `9 `, V6 Y1 }! D2 Q- W7 |
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

: w2 L- S) E; H" ~真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 v! Z; @2 ^! ?4 S& L6 Z
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 + g' @+ ~. l3 F* c- Z2 z
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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. A# x3 s+ k4 m" d别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 4 }4 M( W% T1 w' L

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- x) F: }3 n! s8 C别把我往坏路上领啊。

: `2 r2 S9 z% ^8 [* @3 H* x# K* g你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 v$ `8 V1 Q" Z# T/ l" v/ |" n加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& y+ l- E, h5 z2 _3 |8 C多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 X0 m1 r7 X" Z7 d8 @5 [" k

% h1 e! e9 Y5 ^: s, j真博学,偶像啊。

8 X  a) f" ~( k2 N大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 $ A, _. A, s+ g: ~

. H) I, B7 j9 K; {大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
7 M3 ]- m% V9 `; y0 R9 z' y# \大学教胖还差不多
3 d5 w3 q+ i3 D* V# p她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ' b$ J4 k4 r' U' H" T: ^- f# q% A
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) Y" N" G- h  h3 h说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" Q! f/ ^; M; M3 [4 R( S紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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