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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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% S3 H  Y& V6 O% _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, |8 D# K/ i6 K' X- s8 ]the newfie would like to play a fun game. ; H# E/ t& l, C+ n
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so$ D5 K; M" y9 }" i) M) j
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: T8 d( G9 S8 m- H, P; _! G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 _/ Z; w) d3 Wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,- g+ {6 l" R9 {) a
you pay me only $5. * Q7 [" N/ j8 `' i) e

9 a) ~. |$ w: Y; R7 x- I* [3 k You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I6 f0 P" D" f2 F7 d
will pay you $500.   X1 ]' P! B( I! ^# e. Q. P

5 K, \" k' T, b2 I8 g This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& {# n# d; v6 `8 vthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 0 T! q! @# M  r2 v

  P5 I; y1 \; T% d" o3 JThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's! S0 ~! P' Q+ M" I# `& g
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'   N* k% {$ V: D2 k: d

9 [1 J' ^& Q6 t5 jThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- z% {& T3 l1 h* i3 }& Jpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with3 m) {0 [# r1 W
three legs, and comes down with four?' 3 `7 h& D4 z8 W1 e. \$ w5 z7 x

+ ?6 e: E7 E, o1 wThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all, G8 v' W' ]0 ^1 g
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# z* ?- N9 i  i4 i# Qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour; O! |/ p( j  E6 L# l8 b' v
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and9 t0 U/ \6 Q3 i$ d- J
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right9 m2 @. E2 i& z$ s
back to sleep. ( k- [4 m8 H: \  A
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and% k5 O, y( N2 C8 b+ H
comes down with four?' & t. D1 k+ Y( H

) n) s, ~; ~8 g' h7 k% ~7 P$ KThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5, p/ m% s( m) j" d8 }. R/ H
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!6 H" W) R2 R& |5 Q: {; V7 I
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ; i, @3 f  @" }: X$ X2 v
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: q9 ]7 X4 j8 m$ p  b) ]! U9 m>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ ]8 \- [7 o& `2 I! ?>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 r% z# H$ B9 Y& n>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct5 L$ _' Q/ r3 H# F% c% D  y5 }
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! v* h  @3 r' n( U- D>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) M/ S. Z9 c& j+ @: M- r$ i>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ E; b6 }' s: T% S* j* T# o0 c( R$ b>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 4 b' F; e* t7 o+ \' @- h+ A
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 5 @; n, a; V! C" Z( f
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
# [' }1 d1 F" j- Z- |$ [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 + O# [; I5 B  M3 a  @
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 M) b  T" m  u# S. t% |2 F
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) [0 A8 _( f8 s8 ^/ e& {; qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ s# ], ]' z$ B- O! C( W; Zthe newfie would l ...

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8 \/ M; W. D" b' g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:! h6 v4 I) n5 q$ f6 ~
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,- `: P/ H9 J1 t. [" K- m  @
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 Q% Q8 D( }' L, w
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 2 K: W6 E; b" g

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:& R1 E( ?: K9 c! O( a! a  M; v; q
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,8 m: z: Q6 w2 s! ^& n- A6 A9 `3 Z
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 2 {  |# g# x' K( K, k& p8 p

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全盘接受一下。

% j) z$ e' O8 V; ^0 n& ]真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 e1 k' P/ M8 G. a+ n2 c真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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2 n0 R2 Z( T* I  Q: B别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ) _3 o# b. a+ q9 B, g7 X
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& ?% J! h) ~7 X) K/ R/ X加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # }8 x- ?) C( A) o' x
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真博学,偶像啊。

+ G8 A" D2 Y* r+ X& A1 o  z大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 3 l8 c  X6 G* U5 t* J' ]

- \+ Q5 ?) m% j9 x大学教授哦,能不剥削?

3 O2 k+ ^1 W0 c; r* o她是大学教瘦?
- d' l) S( f. [  m% x6 f0 y2 h大学教胖还差不多
& V8 `1 x9 M) D6 S6 B她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 t; s0 k, Z# T; X$ X9 h
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 [2 P+ d% u" ]2 i; e+ ]说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表   ]! s; r5 I. z4 @) l' ?4 q
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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