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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% ~  ?3 ?  h1 e- U: u. z: k4 s
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb1 W$ i& `7 L- P8 ]
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ f. j6 w; a) I8 w0 n8 T. Pthe newfie would like to play a fun game. " Q3 L& h9 w2 D7 y8 Z( r/ c
  
# Z  H% P6 U% n0 o! H The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 C) k& n4 [# `9 H" Y4 o* K$ V he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( M! l/ H# W8 l3 C lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I7 L4 F& ~3 L; ~/ B% K
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,+ u& H% b7 X! Q. \, A% @( {
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I* w8 ^4 J: B; _9 A% }4 ?
will pay you $500.
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8 K0 c' i, [1 i5 V: e This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ I5 t7 M1 K; k# ?8 x. z$ E. Tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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, u; r2 h! G' f0 e+ o1 rThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's; F8 U; Y0 `6 W9 W& ?) d* g
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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5 K- p$ G& I; L* NThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 }6 _6 H  ?" f: G5 Ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the0 C' h! ]) r/ ^7 K
lawyer.
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6 D; s% l$ T; B9 _% mNow, it's the newfie's turn.& @' H& l! e  e/ o. J5 E+ r
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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3 s7 Z9 L0 U) z) ?) jThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all5 Y" w3 P. W# V0 U
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all) V  X. v1 |1 r3 t1 R% \( O5 }* q. g1 a
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! D* K6 H5 H  ~( @* Z8 Z& z4 c: _of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ s6 S% H4 m2 U2 [1 q# Mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right* S( n; p' u, ?0 p( k) @
back to sleep. / F$ h+ b& I. t# R3 ?6 A7 E7 y

# k  M% l; W: p. L) _$ P& mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& B5 e+ Z: ]7 uwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
+ E; j4 [9 X7 Q1 v  Fcomes down with four?'   I( Q+ y9 X. U1 @- Q: B' x) b$ p
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5/ S& U1 c( w; s3 x( R1 p( t
and goes back to sleep., X# ]( p2 M0 d* V$ i' s2 _+ r

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!! z) n- ~/ e# K, f- U' R8 g# _% s

% x- |* f4 Q, m' KLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the+ s  n8 F& N- C$ ~" H
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 L! _0 ~3 ^* E& [/ N>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( F- U; k& o4 Q4 W# D>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& E3 a# U9 _4 ]% \6 A& n>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  i, ~3 r5 g  @$ L>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct$ G% B) x9 m7 g6 H2 L, M
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" X8 y: x; A- T7 J. P>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; T1 \7 _3 Q4 v7 I( b  x>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 3 t- y4 c) w/ c% o# |& u# _
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 6 K% a  X! F5 l: ?( |
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's * L1 V0 W, ?1 y  Y) R2 D1 ]
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the & e! h9 t/ q3 y3 H: C6 x3 ~
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand / t0 Z0 P: D/ F& G# z3 D
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 X0 Y: t2 K+ @' t9 T2 I  V7 jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 k7 o( Q. r& ]) Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" c$ n5 \# y8 e" k) [' I* z4 t% \: sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if% i. c, B! d- V0 z2 m: Q9 I
the newfie would l ...

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4 s: S; e0 U) a: _4 X8 k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
, P; N: P0 I5 P* x& Z$ K7 B' L+ f“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“," \6 |8 _$ ]2 {& o
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. j; H7 s1 P. J+ D4 T加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. i7 q; f  i$ }真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 , a; h4 t9 R' W( q* `6 O
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
* [( K) J" a5 ~* ^3 o- v/ g“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,4 z+ V& v+ p$ {' R5 Q
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

3 b: c4 N1 ^2 D  S5 D" X/ E$ u真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& j! \7 T; P: ]+ |& r! U; B真聪明,偶像啊

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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 [5 X& I8 \" S, H0 l
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5 x& s1 {1 I0 l  M, j6 e! N全盘接受一下。

0 \- S& c; |& }( o2 v  Q# }9 n真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 : A/ V& J: C3 Y

2 \% r) }/ w' @( X/ m7 a真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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4 m. D$ @9 X# R" U别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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# e8 H) B  z1 d1 c  v别把我往坏路上领啊。

# v6 ]% Z$ c8 [# L& b你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 e/ [. t* g* e/ C加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ L) @& T8 A+ o& Z( t0 r多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦?
& K) h) H5 r2 e, _6 ^- u大学教胖还差不多 : D6 R; |4 ?; ^# V* Q
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : _% L* K% i; H
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 d# [" G" ?3 r/ x5 @: H; a紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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