Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* X& d3 x" ?" m5 e! I) hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ Q+ |0 d" k8 {7 j* S# p% c+ Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& F$ ^  Y7 ^- f' s4 U; Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
0 Q) ~- a' b; O. o9 d The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
; y, P; B5 c" o0 Q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

: I! `' w) r( A1 P8 F' _8 U3 ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
) z$ ?# r" \# r$ T8 D# i3 ]% z3 H will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

* o1 {7 z. X' CThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 z' v/ ^* Z( I. l, Rthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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1 v" o6 A9 t4 c3 |/ HThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
; g4 ~; E( a& E. Q  d+ Ylawyer.

# @* {* U9 R- @2 ]Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# ^( X/ q: b- U9 W4 T+ l5 b0 cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 G* ]  z2 Q  c/ r) u; t* ?hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

( U- @* Z7 N5 S) k" [- T  {- qThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 X, C, P: G- }% F3 e& W8 E>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 P; M  H- s! w, F>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 P; m1 z6 C2 ~8 [>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 O. G  D" v5 w2 Z9 ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( |4 _/ Q  G6 B5 ?% gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 l) c( A+ g+ f/ w  G& Vthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 @9 u  G. B- S- s' f% c5 [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& T3 |% t3 l( L5 w: G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* K. b6 Q$ x+ T7 v; C5 ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 P4 W" C6 ~# u# R% r6 d“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& j" p+ r8 @5 U9 E$ T. \0 b% v1 A好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 Q; ~7 w5 N. E8 _" J0 e真聪明，偶像啊

! g" \# t0 v- M+ j* G; n' w  i全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

6 I) u6 v; o# g( r6 O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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8 _0 f' @+ b( C/ y- L别把我往坏路上领啊。

7 R: i* k* x0 G3 s1 q9 S. c你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# B2 j/ j% `- A$ z7 m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

, X+ `/ F% T% t: c* y2 z& _# B大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
& i  {9 y: J1 U# k  I大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& W# C3 A1 ]6 }  m) {1 Q$ {( a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 C0 |1 S" u: _/ b. L- P$ T1 s+ Y说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 F* f. j, F6 t紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢