Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- L/ a! [* r* {$ E' } lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# n9 F3 u" z5 k9 K( b4 _' b( L8 lyou pay me only $5.
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9 @; k( k3 N% \5 |( Y/ w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" l+ j& V: y5 ~4 I0 h will pay you $500.

5 L2 o! L) y# r7 Y& {; k* M- x+ C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, O7 }3 |* r# M" K( J0 ~the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 L' w$ I: m- Z: R  z. Vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

# ^& ]3 z' |( y0 H9 Q/ }3 ]The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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. A& P  P0 V) T- aNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 H  N3 V+ F0 H+ |  h3 P1 f6 w/ tthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. {5 s2 g! e' f  A. S7 \6 {references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* d: |+ H' v  M/ o1 c5 ^! L7 r6 {6 Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# f; t1 c) E# B3 ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 B( E0 p  L. o7 N$ qback to sleep.
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8 D; h6 j9 l; s6 W$ T8 {The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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) _' B* _  L0 ~: O  c* {$ AThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
0 j1 i* w* u- c8 x7 u1 Mand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

& F% V$ K9 |* {0 d% j. uLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) J' x! [2 S" D3 H; f2 g( w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
! u+ s$ }1 ~1 E; T2 Z9 [# @>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* t+ u) Q4 V' v# m>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 O9 x! E) @8 j$ H2 M& o* G>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% i; r: F* ~' m) Z" l8 a' Z: ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: x; f. `& [2 |( ^>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. a5 a4 t) O6 I9 @, w$ ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* B7 C! U# X% E. t( t: K- ethe newfie would l ...

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0 y; w# n2 L: p- N1 b7 n) `# u* z% R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' C$ x3 ?% Y( u7 O* i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% s1 Z3 U' {9 t1 M真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

& U, D# B. ?3 n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

6 {: [1 _! ]: c7 v0 a# P$ W真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  t$ Q# {  c7 }0 t; k: e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ h7 I( C& I) Q/ F! d真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
7 j! R  Z; M9 O% D: a: Z大学教胖还差不多
3 o3 Z$ i8 c% E" Y& f她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 M/ h; p9 ~7 ~紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢