Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ j: Q3 D" q" F+ Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ v9 n5 @  C  |5 Q5 g+ H# Fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
) b0 b) _8 V. U+ U The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; Q9 ?# ?) X* {7 t5 ~8 @. h6 Kyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

& U+ L" C$ ~3 i# F3 _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

1 _" q4 z3 q4 O0 _9 T- XThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

" }+ O( c7 y: NHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ A- c6 A2 |; r4 e9 uthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% z. O; z9 N6 O# ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, [4 Y% }4 @2 L! p/ U9 p4 ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 o) B, }# ]4 ~$ lback to sleep.

1 g* k# B- K4 ]) [! vThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 S, n  d( Y5 i5 G1 S/ Ewakes the newfie up and asks,

+ p# X  ?8 t7 Y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- J# ]! |. x/ \, j4 ?: ycomes down with four?'

/ s* f: S6 g8 j/ B, A8 ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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" M, H( h) U1 S+ n- f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( Y6 W1 w* @, G7 [>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( I: U8 g: j5 V7 `0 K  W( R( e0 i>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 A6 u5 q  K! |! ~>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* m1 y! i- N: D3 o; Z4 U5 j>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ r( r* X( w& s+ j! m9 @: D2 X>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 A/ j. K0 Q, g# X; b8 E: kA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# p/ N/ \1 k8 g$ kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 @8 y# p" z, T9 ~0 X/ g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



5 R7 s" r) W& I6 u& _. `* {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ x7 H  y- O$ h, q& q5 S真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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. e: f/ _+ g9 H7 Z全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

# i3 C5 F; E7 [" l& h: ^你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

" _- y) `% e- l/ F. c2 k# H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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0 c. t; l4 t% c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
+ X5 U( |! t" g# \  @她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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