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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 ]6 m7 H& {: klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb$ {2 E# W& G# C3 |7 L
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, v% T2 `, ^0 M9 `the newfie would like to play a fun game. 5 Q$ L/ ~! f% u& g! K- j( V
  
$ i% T& P) L  ~3 B8 c  C The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 G6 i; A& [# l he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# \' O" r8 l8 l% L& @  z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I* q, M9 n9 \# }8 d$ E! f/ V
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,' Z5 ~7 @5 L3 Q: M6 S' M
you pay me only $5.
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9 Z; a* z* M) {6 f+ N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, \7 V2 l% w5 l will pay you $500.
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. K3 }4 ]! e6 o0 }! Q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  Q/ r) B2 H' h3 u1 {the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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$ T% P% x( N0 P! w( ZThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his$ Q: `7 L' a3 J6 D. M
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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& Y3 T9 o2 t5 Z- `3 W+ kNow, it's the newfie's turn.; _! o3 e7 \# i! e

# {; d8 Q" d- n/ s! T' |8 nHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- x, \4 t. N. d0 Gthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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; `5 W( m' q- B* J) M8 bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all8 y0 x) [% S2 ?  N
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all* A% s. j( @0 a
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour) V) S, J- h# w& y+ R- g
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep. % H8 l+ `- Q* f  A3 U* b
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He& u6 r0 r4 `+ `" @9 S) T/ |
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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/ C. m& \6 q2 R'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and( G0 u5 W# a" y6 j4 g
comes down with four?' ; J3 U& {# @& |. @* E) k: _7 [

3 O. I2 U& C" ]* n8 l; CThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5$ @9 a5 ~3 v* c8 {  |
and goes back to sleep.& D; i6 q! W0 w9 q( A
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!; w4 @. X0 x2 o2 \4 \
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the3 ]7 D; U+ s1 I
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two " i; o' W8 x  H2 U! }* s9 C
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 4 l9 }  j6 f. J7 C' u7 _6 V- z
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 v+ T$ h  D# i>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, * a$ y4 H+ f; Q% D( l7 ?* V1 Q
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 \; [  `5 m& g( P5 [4 w2 d>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research - T1 R7 P% A* ], O
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 8 H2 A' M* y2 g- C0 Q9 S' }* I
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 Z* G! E9 H/ `' d+ r1 h>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 q2 b% ?" @; B6 M" {4 F>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's * c* h8 i2 [' ]1 W. r0 l
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
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>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 % m- d+ v* s  F1 T7 t6 j$ H( W4 \
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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3 K. N7 |& q* H( D, c. u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
- S" i  c1 x7 Z8 z. p! V“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
  T1 @) o. b8 F1 e: w好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ! M5 r3 [/ Z/ @# j
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
% _7 }3 X1 t7 W6 n“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,, G6 ~' G( u9 G
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

( E2 x+ U) S- p7 r, l  Y- {# C真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! P/ ]( T  b7 J- o5 ?; v3 b8 [8 m

1 i% r0 S0 Z* S2 n* I) d真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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" c& J' K& U2 e1 Y  z5 `5 n全盘接受一下。

7 g0 M# v. Z) B- R! V  V' V真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ) g; {/ J7 O" v7 {

4 F$ q0 h% i* u  `6 x真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 5 z2 A. n1 i: I6 ]( i
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . j$ c9 L8 x0 `. W1 d  t. I$ ]
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

  k; R8 \, S# X大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?" f6 H1 W$ O9 O1 o0 H3 P) P
大学教胖还差不多
- C7 H/ ^% t1 p* Q+ X她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 # e9 O# }& Q7 E4 e! N
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, [: g6 I& ]- l0 `0 }1 \( T紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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. D% ?5 J4 m! w3 ~0 u哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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