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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a. N& F( V4 }, P+ Q6 n* h2 n3 U
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb; A2 `- G& H" d9 Z# l+ ~
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if! |0 T! r* m( ?3 b+ |- [5 L6 `
the newfie would like to play a fun game. $ x" A$ C) [( O' K
  
3 y, ]( t3 m5 C+ H The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' P. g) c4 O% s6 ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" T& a, L8 L$ u9 o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I2 C! `# O! ^9 n' u
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,: A5 Y+ q- W7 q# d: o5 z9 Q! i
you pay me only $5. ( @) S" K9 i0 l8 j' r  v

; x, X8 ?7 b2 l( @; C+ R5 ]9 N& q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; I9 i* p3 z9 U* Q4 ]; D will pay you $500.
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6 t" _' f; n9 c% ]; f# H This catches the newfie's attention and to keep" \2 P" D% S2 g. d
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. $ ]+ s& k+ E6 f/ w/ n

+ ~( `/ v" y( F0 LThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's8 @( e2 I" F* z/ P. g! N3 }( r
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 2 d0 D3 {( t5 l" g) H3 e1 w

7 d& i; b" P! gThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his1 s5 ]+ J) ]' l8 A/ t8 P, w% v2 h  T
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the) k4 g* H3 ^# A
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.' Z7 Q; `" u6 _0 b8 L: |

* S1 G5 V8 ^) O) ]; s# ^6 }' f5 AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with8 M" k" H0 d3 P% q* a
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour# L/ D! s+ f0 y, d$ t1 T& I+ f9 |
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. \6 d/ c4 I" Y2 v9 p, Lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, C# |) E$ D% yback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He( J' E& u& _+ Z$ ^
wakes the newfie up and asks, 1 W7 N8 s" Z2 T3 _+ [( E
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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. p% m) H: B$ s5 ]' ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ ~* S& B# A% ]/ E4 ^$ iand goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!$ }5 Y6 M9 J! \  d( K1 g' Q, U

* d& R0 q; H  G) _Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the* O0 C4 f; x; s/ v: M
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ( U! A2 Y) v- s' W/ n
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# J$ b( I% v  z' O# K. i5 T$ T# l>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! ]# j) M7 ?1 v6 [( j7 r>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 9 ]% l/ [, Q, E% p# M1 E# [" U
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct9 r+ E. R$ ~# G4 M( b8 t

4 m  m6 W  z2 M# s6 r>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 9 r' `# v9 O. v% O
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a   K  R1 Z  A3 B8 o
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more # e/ q. l/ P  T7 i# F7 Q
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( d  I' y5 x& @9 G4 b4 A>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three/ k" l5 {, m: ]8 A+ g
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 ?6 R( r2 a$ }1 f9 b/ Y7 M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 m7 d- l9 y3 _" |3 ?9 Z) T/ O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. t9 _! c3 Y9 ]3 S* p8 k' g  K>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. Y% c- b+ Y# L/ V3 K( [8 S6 oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a' _1 r$ v  O1 R7 T9 q6 \" B# l
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- k9 Q$ e+ D7 M% f% X+ Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& F2 _2 }: H" `. t, k5 C! Othe newfie would l ...

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! T. e7 y. t- O! @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:9 P* y- e( ]- @+ i9 Q/ V) o
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
4 s/ l: G: a% N* W好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  `% O: W1 D5 n# R% [加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) L# f1 p( O2 W( t/ E0 D1 `, X) Y真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 4 b* @% R$ z2 b# M9 e
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% B) G0 F; }5 G! X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
/ P# N9 Y* u: _" |5 y7 t“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,2 L5 u. ]/ c8 ~/ S
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

9 t4 i4 c' b+ T; [; m/ q真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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7 k1 _7 I" w3 r# b, N全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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( t# m9 h& B9 S/ f0 Z& K3 `8 l) b: t全盘接受一下。

9 r2 H8 q6 B; Z) u7 t: U真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 0 T* j: j$ @1 p  O# h$ S7 G* v$ A) W& H
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 h! c. r: O, T3 O& C- x你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: h& T0 h1 i5 i加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% x, W) m0 Q8 r4 ?! R5 ?多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

) t  v) G3 a5 x, Y大学教授哦,能不剥削?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 7 r6 M0 M( r8 S: a- `/ ?  n
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?  T* @. H+ D8 k+ C( U/ _
大学教胖还差不多 % @, S: ]) g1 Q+ o4 o( H+ P
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 z+ A: V' ^( `4 D8 @4 R
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 y  g9 j) v6 ]; t说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, q$ P6 }- O4 F/ L. o紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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