Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 q6 t0 [  P1 ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# G+ C5 C2 G( z8 \; t* f# G- M# N* ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
9 A- Y! F9 l6 k- E7 s% W$ Q. s8 O4 ~ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; ]7 O0 @* d* L: C, M2 yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

4 M3 `6 R" f: X: |/ L This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 E3 m# I0 K1 A1 X+ G% JThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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8 J+ P; h% P: |: UThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* V/ d- s1 Q6 ~7 |, V" ]- Wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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0 q2 T( t$ r: K+ v! YHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 V# G7 }% M/ Z" Z9 kthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% Y( C* \' p: b7 W" dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. R8 O9 a" B, |of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 k0 }( F; L5 T, Rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% w' s. F1 f; k1 I( ^8 Oback to sleep.
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# k* F/ F8 \  R3 \1 pThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

( z, c& G7 c% f0 N" u7 eLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. p$ o8 o& {% \& j3 R0 C>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ X  w  m( b" ~! `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 b( @; g  F3 p1 H4 |" u- E9 V% a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ `6 h& F% o0 K: i' Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

& n$ n( _* \. U7 d/ ^>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. G) O: Y! B% c, Z- X, @>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 U5 S0 c6 i% A: `6 y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' v9 i' k; ~/ i" O( M8 ^>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 y1 T. `# }+ ?; ]>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

1 a5 \! ^# W, j0 X4 T9 ~>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 J# w/ S% Y9 s8 d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: @/ D, B) a' N8 _9 Z4 wA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, P+ x5 y5 e& _* ythe newfie would l ...

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) L; w( i, C) i- H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: f' y) g8 Y1 m5 I" J8 j“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 x1 d% A  o) ?, {加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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' e' `, G5 f! a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

: w2 L- S) E; H" ~真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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. A# x3 s+ k4 m" d别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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- x) F: }3 n! s8 C别把我往坏路上领啊。

: `2 r2 S9 z% ^8 [* @3 H* x# K* g你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 v$ `8 V1 Q" Z# T/ l" v/ |" n加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& y+ l- E, h5 z2 _3 |8 C多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% h1 e! e9 Y5 ^: s, j真博学，偶像啊。

8 X  a) f" ~( k2 N大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

. H) I, B7 j9 K; {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
7 M3 ]- m% V9 `; y0 R9 z' y# \大学教胖还差不多
3 d5 w3 q+ i3 D* V# p她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) Y" N" G- h  h3 h说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" Q! f/ ^; M; M3 [4 R( S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢