Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ C( R0 }/ h+ w, y: ~1 Bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ g- Y2 R+ ~' I) v% u( x4 E lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

, f3 s3 i6 q/ I' x You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 D9 g5 `! S: V8 S3 fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 @& V: i3 j; b  i5 k# fThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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) x5 P2 r" l: Y! q' G# \" a; m8 XHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* ~' w( P7 H3 Y0 X) ^- F& {: Fthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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' A% A1 I0 ]+ D9 m- c3 V$ dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 V" S4 H3 j( ?the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 \: A6 U/ E  R% Q: ]4 i  V9 Pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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0 S8 Y$ a7 j1 M) s# JThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 J# L9 V4 F6 _$ y( J% X. {0 T% kwakes the newfie up and asks,

. |' M% ?) }! q1 v- E. n2 m  L# M'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
% M$ X$ w9 s  {  ncomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" D; Z; s8 ?! a" B>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. n- j$ G- H; q% ]+ R3 B>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ x6 K2 l$ Q8 W8 l>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" V3 L/ U* C) I% f>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

8 e% ]! E: l& A! Y1 P>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  `7 u) Z6 Y" ^+ Z4 B>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% p7 z; B; U& ^7 QA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; u7 f5 t- d' m6 v+ a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* s( O! z! x/ o! X$ a: Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- n1 C! w# g  g# L' K/ x加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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3 z" a- A# I+ y2 E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 [2 g6 i# Z  E3 ~别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 Y4 W) }7 Q6 y2 S2 g0 w' D你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

8 @8 p* h- I3 T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

. j8 ]+ k9 i2 H) A) v. n# F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ r$ |: y: q" _她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, V3 R3 h/ X3 M) W: ^3 |! z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; r# i2 H9 d1 J9 V! a说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% w8 Y2 L# f% C: u( [  @3 k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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