Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! s; A! {/ j- w9 ~& ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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5 W/ y# o. u* E The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

- D) `' q* }3 f- X8 ?/ a( `; \& [ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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$ Q2 C! [: i: ?$ v7 J This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 W) b9 x2 _: F: c  Z4 ~$ qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 r* c# s" J: c, o" {5 h8 R  o9 c4 lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 E% u1 H- F1 _4 slawyer.

2 a7 {: _" U& w4 I& [6 l: j* X+ UNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- u+ ^$ g6 U; w" W1 g) tthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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1 z5 i4 q" J& E$ V2 n. b5 NThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: J5 C( P" s( f+ u4 ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, H4 B% A. ]6 X: I( M+ C9 D) G" @' aback to sleep.
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! p2 r2 s4 W7 O/ W  {; OThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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' y+ z; t+ p3 Z; F! l'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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2 c; j  F. }& o, S( M; ILawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; e/ S/ m4 n) B6 [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, L4 [7 z. r! Z$ u>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; Q: b* J3 z% b8 A; V>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% H1 ~& }) Z" Y2 W9 T>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% ]8 A3 ~. `7 D- U  m# a! g# U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ u+ X4 H9 s: z$ O+ mA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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% m0 M) U) n* b0 `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 I  x3 \7 ]4 A' Y; @3 `“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# ~3 j6 C( o5 N# N- g; H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 J/ X& ~: X" e% t( C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& U1 n$ ~8 b% q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

2 @5 F- L: F8 p真聪明，偶像啊

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; j$ }7 j* ^; z7 G, q全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

$ G# A1 X! b( W$ R9 X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

3 I3 ^# C% H) U$ p1 m0 z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% Z' N; |/ _+ Q( G: l  h- N( Y( ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, G) k- i" a. S* g' g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% T; Q& f$ j/ x" p9 j) F真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

4 L# ]8 }1 w7 c( G3 r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' _6 U7 ^6 G- w* e0 b5 C她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" `4 _' u1 Q, V5 G! G  E( F9 G说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 E; q- L: C) l/ p, Z2 v, R& E; w紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢