Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" Z" I( p1 b1 |8 X2 Xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- j! D$ r6 _- g8 Hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 q& R: s; c; k' h The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& R& [# C# {5 J( G% I) e' `. [ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: C. X2 f0 ^1 e# }9 o! ?$ zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' k% h# e+ O8 Fyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
: T& n1 A8 V! h will pay you $500.

: C3 i7 `9 N( B9 C' ^8 b7 ]9 c This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

0 A) v+ V5 [4 ^/ V' c4 hThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 S3 n) r& F9 ^3 Cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

. f1 |8 x" B  |0 D+ q5 }. S, S1 LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, Z( E7 z% X5 r5 |! q2 z! k8 Apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 Y/ P: V2 b6 RHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% T0 k6 N6 E5 e6 I( P# I! k: Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 \- y7 w: w6 m1 i, z7 Dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
7 X( r  _( F1 H6 g7 X- A4 iback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

8 S8 x8 \$ [! H9 A1 M) O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. ?2 q# r6 a; f9 V! w: ccomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

+ m. L+ r; _% W/ q( c1 j4 HLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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* W3 G4 ~( `" J/ Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 e# i) Q7 v4 x. m>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 z9 j" `0 Q: t, D>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

" F/ c4 ?4 X  N5 ?& h" k& Y( ~>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 y% D& I) X' V# E. ?5 m# [8 a>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
- L" J5 V" O# m- c! [9 ]* j3 ^& g>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- |% W# _7 g4 J>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- V$ L! C0 d) [>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& ^. s9 H+ @2 T>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) Y/ e/ d% s2 H/ \2 |' F, F“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% H$ R" i. j+ t  t( m, v真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



% H! z* w1 w4 O0 ?; |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 T- E8 C/ ^& q1 ^. h  B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  O# P6 Z8 B, ?, x" H5 [4 i! g+ h真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

  A- e+ u& H+ v7 K6 X全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

( a; ^- V" h0 A. ?+ G真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

6 e6 L- [* M5 `' y% o别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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) \4 ^5 ~9 I; o% Q( k别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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' f% N- R+ X1 G9 G* z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
* v0 U& K2 X5 @) B5 c% d! s* I' W4 E她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) f* L7 r$ w" _4 T6 ~" [  g) x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 _+ G* ~% `2 H# q# ^1 X紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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