Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 C, _7 I2 E1 B/ L! f9 Y3 {* Y! Z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) U% K7 B8 q  N- V2 ? lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 Q; l8 m4 u& T5 i) b6 k/ c/ a0 rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
# w8 b" M$ G" r) F" |! o, n will pay you $500.
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7 T* T( Q; s6 K6 ?# t" G This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

" {# W/ ]. e+ j% f, M' i( S. l+ Z9 x& jThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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  T6 Q. S% W* y" |5 @# h8 a1 xThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 [' b, l5 w  x- v$ m" l! vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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7 y3 x% q% ]0 s/ ENow, it's the newfie's turn.

# B/ s" A5 a; p3 K' V" E! Y, VHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 I, K- e$ ~6 vthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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$ O+ U) Y( r+ v, ^$ [The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# G/ {: Y! g1 |4 Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 E3 r7 ]- h) o: H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, g: `$ p3 j; F% Z7 O! }>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' y& c! W5 h3 w# R; L>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 f2 E9 Q# b' x; u8 d1 U>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; `, f( A6 [: [0 _' }>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% ~: Q9 W, L8 Q  c6 M>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( Z: [. H, ]3 @6 ?# s7 ~>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  [- p; A% l7 Y; r) I2 a' C>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 Q" Y( N2 Z) v' n$ F! S- ZA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, x3 A5 [" r1 ~6 w9 R9 K. Qthe newfie would l ...

2 t# s& ]; L$ _; j% ]8 A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 E5 J! l) z  ^8 \% B! q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 `: ]& F6 o' U0 [/ o2 w( a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* @* G  y. i6 d; a+ `2 E, z. j/ P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

- l1 Q* i* U# h9 g+ ?: A真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' x' Y* ^# ~/ C多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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1 k) O$ @6 E/ \: L$ ?9 f大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
9 a: }9 l3 ^8 l. W0 p" G; U+ F大学教胖还差不多
! x4 A+ J% m: ]% ]" @- j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" M2 ~, q, u( u2 @7 R7 T, c说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 [% q3 E2 m9 l6 ^! d6 k8 j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢