Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ [- G, o/ s; h" e5 ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- |1 h+ T; i1 s7 A3 [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 a: o6 [% L8 i! b5 H+ W3 L9 W$ W1 z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, Y  @( F. d" K$ e: f, _ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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% A# ]5 i. ?4 |) |) [) _4 r7 x' KThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ b, Q2 F9 }4 S2 j5 }5 Athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

8 w4 V0 m5 j4 a, K6 y) e$ J- cThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ _( y" [% G, p4 rlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 [7 x' C- d' o$ n& b- W  I% ~He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 [* d0 o0 w  \; r1 X/ Zthree legs, and comes down with four?'

2 I6 E! j% m0 X( L( mThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: R2 F$ \( Y- h' p# q3 f$ e1 cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 }* ?/ F$ b1 ?+ D! Ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 H3 c8 l- b# D' R  yback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ M8 A+ M: l. T, ?. K8 ^wakes the newfie up and asks,

) D4 v  W+ s' R& u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, _# e# {7 [0 \: b( Land goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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* w. q) K- o8 O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- J! l, D0 u: B0 }' K" b; ~>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& a. ^, V6 @( j  y) E, L: H; N>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" w$ @% O7 C6 A  t- s& F' [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 u% u, q1 M* t# R% S>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 m8 q6 }- p4 I' ~, |( l* _( Q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

/ b" Y+ r% o6 {6 y8 L9 F4 `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" T3 E/ ~$ e6 X: P7 t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( n2 r3 u; }) S3 O3 Q7 K>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 [9 U" s* ~  x* E6 g' Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) x' v! `. D) z" U2 E6 s5 Xthe newfie would l ...

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/ `9 o0 H. G8 \( j% D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# O% o9 D" k' \% c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. C* b, m( p0 b/ c1 g8 e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ A: \" ?' V/ _& i  T真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 y& B9 G8 S' B# T) F“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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. t; g: z+ r( |, S" X- [全盘接受一下。

5 a& e3 D( a" B5 n! C1 R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

" S! C$ u3 ?  _  {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



, U8 n* L+ Z1 i7 S' |7 L别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ M1 Y# H) |* _) @4 H8 L4 d多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* X# a6 N8 N2 c0 w( h& @她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% q1 `, y. ?$ `7 b6 @说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& r9 h  p- ~- f2 x哈哈，你们在这开小会呢