Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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6 I6 W+ @' K, Q$ L The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" R5 D0 U" |- k/ w he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 ~; }5 g0 E) q# V/ H# F- i lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# m6 N# z2 _; F+ @3 g3 pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; z3 I8 y  e6 h$ Vyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

1 m5 t# \& `: D  r- HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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: a' }) Q7 I7 ?* r3 dNow, it's the newfie's turn.

7 J* D; K4 ^9 S! o" L; |0 W7 f' ZHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  _1 g: T! x4 J; m! g6 z0 |# [3 Cthree legs, and comes down with four?'

( r3 J0 A0 r# Z! x' ^# ?9 ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) a- n! H, A  L1 _the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 z6 `, n: O' U9 ]hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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7 N- W* M) U% {The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

9 {9 P! [# j- V7 t( Y- b4 Q7 p'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 Y& B- p6 e. O% {+ Lcomes down with four?'

! U7 o1 ?" g* ^/ q; H" ?/ JThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) O% M/ l0 l- ~! K; l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! D+ A7 b7 M. v( l0 x. l1 O) \>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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) g& h1 o0 X# i8 `+ n9 H+ a5 y! H# |>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ o5 P: F! d1 P8 r>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* |/ k. g" Y, H8 U>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' I4 t8 O5 S; m: ]) f, e/ Z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* Q# A% m$ D- r( C/ q# ~  N>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 k# b# v; l3 a8 G1 X9 g1 g3 K0 _>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, p' k& r2 k0 M  e. fA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 ~# a7 M* S1 z/ I9 s# j8 B1 zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  n" f% _' ^' ]" B: }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: i5 T$ ]( j: H# U3 s& Mthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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7 @! e4 y! @; ?4 W; n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& w. S+ M. {1 }真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

- O& Z. D: w9 p+ y( _真聪明，偶像啊

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) O& m8 E& g# ]# J全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

1 e: W4 Z2 a9 J+ l+ h! c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

* y/ F0 m; S5 ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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1 ]- o6 G% Q# B! q# j别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 K: L3 f9 Y+ x% K多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

9 w$ F) v7 p- u9 E大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

. o/ X  b6 E* A8 _大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, }; N3 m$ m- t8 X% o紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 j2 d) @- W) A2 p: d* S0 y8 C; s哈哈，你们在这开小会呢