Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& I# q4 k' l/ S; v' m8 f, Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" Y& W6 n! t! ]! u9 J1 Ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: L8 r, m+ I( H/ o. b6 l' S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ R/ B+ H3 t6 |; sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; I: ^2 J2 ?, ]5 z3 jyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

# _* ?4 C# ^7 |( |% S& |! g. s* H9 i This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' F+ y& N/ V; V! b' F! W5 fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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' c1 ?0 J7 l* p' l$ m9 d* G' rThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% U: D3 ]" z; ]pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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! |5 N0 L5 O+ n4 i, J4 ^5 wNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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3 S& {- C' R# m2 X  l8 {8 w5 s: }He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 \& a' F, H9 S4 l; j$ Mthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 Y; s7 k/ X. y; _- X/ E5 ?8 a0 Cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' V. d* \3 {8 A2 r0 N* m7 U  Qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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' h3 x9 U/ a+ Q7 R: P: ]The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ q) {& k: ^3 l6 C3 r' dwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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) L9 f  T" m3 s* HThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" W+ ?1 q, |1 l$ s# n5 H9 M>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 u6 L$ v$ R% N. S4 `>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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$ {9 a# v3 ?' H0 y; e4 U% E>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  N8 B+ v" l- ?6 u" `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" y- s* O, V9 s$ V! V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ ]% t' C$ K: ?( ]2 {- R# [, W>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' r5 T' n' V7 A* e0 W$ {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 U( m- c% Z% U% d9 B' l  S  |* @好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' v# g) p3 }6 o" ^& K+ Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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0 [( b/ j% k# F9 S8 t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: g% ^! a+ c; [- C7 r% y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) c2 b5 j9 a, }; T; k9 H5 u真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 g7 C- d% f; C- G) ]% _真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

0 B5 W6 c) R& `4 Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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3 y, h) b; j7 q7 F0 r别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 ?% a5 b( R) W+ F9 }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 E% m( j" P0 T0 t; X0 K( f多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

+ P0 g+ q, y% C* G真博学，偶像啊。

/ z$ j  \1 L; Y& s; {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

( j4 s; s! ]& J' c+ r" L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 \& ]* w! R: U, C  p. h她是大学教瘦？
$ q; Z; O% H5 R  K大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ ~' E, Y* T/ f! A, n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: D* `: v5 D: J$ o2 [+ r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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