Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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2 x# d! E9 E+ p2 M9 V  G& jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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  J  Q. L  k3 B. q! \9 ^% P The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, W# C6 E/ D' {: W! mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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! j* Y. B  z, n7 r: f/ J You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- s! x0 i3 G4 M# B: P. i9 p8 ] will pay you $500.
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( i5 U# j/ Z' I. l, x- [3 g$ T3 O This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ w) d: b4 Z7 H) |( q( Bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( K4 n4 k6 r: u0 ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

5 s# M8 Z0 R. H7 Y4 Z, ZThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% z5 f! k" g1 r9 J7 q9 Z8 Opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
  u' y! Y. d3 n% v3 y; E' L3 blawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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$ W4 @3 W% T( A: D" Z* yHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 F8 I2 k5 K2 ]5 ~5 N# |$ a. `three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- @; [' }- Y- p3 H7 Oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) q. ~* |, d/ [" C" `hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

) M* x: e6 ?8 P( RThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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( `; E$ ]4 M4 u. w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& u7 K1 W  V+ W/ b$ Y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ M  `7 Q7 E. r9 ]0 i>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" \& M' b4 r" ^& @>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

; y# |* B# Q3 j) O>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ d. z8 f/ l0 R>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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) d5 F2 I. E* K2 E* }>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% `& _4 E  D5 P" Q>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( F6 c! a4 D6 f- NA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  N* ?1 [8 K" [# i" [1 Lthe newfie would l ...

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& G/ z) N- b6 J+ f7 @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, e. @6 u+ k: S$ z$ A6 R+ A好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



5 c! o+ }2 N. u6 i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 y* L, r' ^, {* O4 v; d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

: G6 p% y; F+ Y" \2 Z4 s6 i( o真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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  D2 h# v1 P' C* S: t# G全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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5 }- p5 H6 _' D$ U6 ]  A别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 a4 x% y# J2 Y' R- D. w" D; V多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
# u# M5 Y# `) P/ N大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 `$ Y* |9 W# b" d说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ [0 T7 {8 j! y2 |紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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/ ^3 {) v- s- V0 g/ A& `4 D哈哈，你们在这开小会呢