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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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* [7 l9 b3 c, J$ B) L& pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if8 |6 Z3 C$ A! I. P8 U! i
the newfie would like to play a fun game. * h) B+ p$ B4 E
  
% {1 b" t& @# D: k( h( L9 p, Q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so( p4 M: V" a4 I: a# b5 X
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 Y, M. R: Z& Y0 H3 W7 M5 ~& H lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I$ t/ t( w- D. N6 c9 n& Z
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,& \; P' M7 f: P. [5 O3 h
you pay me only $5. & Q6 i- X7 C+ k. T6 H3 }+ y9 I# C' N
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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, S' v( e4 W3 L  s This catches the newfie's attention and to keep& _; K$ e" d# M2 H. M( ~
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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/ D. [  P1 Z8 y8 `  a# T; P$ kThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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- o" U  U, o6 X( hThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 m$ N" K% O# o( bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the6 z6 h& c) L1 s5 g4 I" R6 y
lawyer. 3 ^1 g0 `; a5 O' V+ K

4 {( c$ }; f( JNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 q8 n9 Q2 j( x" Q; `% M, s' fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right3 d2 ~/ ^, S5 f  O$ Q" P
back to sleep.
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  d6 |+ ]: {" ]. C# b+ H, JThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He2 n3 |/ M& p; B6 K8 q5 e
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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5 G& J& D( B- c+ zThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5# a& e. B  ~0 f5 t( B7 b' S4 Z
and goes back to sleep.( H8 S; H8 |' P% d
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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& S$ m+ d4 \" l4 X. {- v/ `1 v, bLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: y4 r) T) A' o% C! H; \  `>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ T( W7 N/ m. D* L4 p  ?( J>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ {( O7 f, @! R>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 0 \( B7 o9 `$ C( x- r: u
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct% a1 H' b9 v, d7 I7 d4 @' Q; q
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
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>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 K1 \, W) u, J9 p>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, * K5 p6 V8 o" l% d! V9 d) ^
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' z# ?. p5 s( |+ x+ b; }" A>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ' D# U- D- B+ y  H  k: C$ Q
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. b7 g, E7 c& n9 U5 v: Z! \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 3 j' P$ a* r( f/ G* d( N2 O/ k7 G! e
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 " D$ g8 Y3 G: ]- a9 f1 m3 \
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a  w8 `* B8 [9 z) ~$ e& V# _, j
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb  K9 V1 C  t: `* N2 u' y) W
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
  @3 |( Q7 p/ x% Z2 ~; z& D! I“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,- u$ q& X7 B. ^) M
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 8 [3 X& @; `5 H4 L2 s
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. l# A" W1 T1 F1 Z6 e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:6 S/ [( N. {. c; p# W9 F
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,0 O/ w1 h6 b/ A& g# [: C1 Z. H
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ ?( }7 W+ O+ F, Z, ]% v% Q+ `真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 7 [& s- R. X2 N! u
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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% M7 }; s$ T$ o% l6 p2 \/ @3 F2 ^真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 + ~5 O) U# i! q" S- N! c
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ( v  R: O! ?1 X3 u2 v4 @; s! `' F
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 ?: m5 ]  C0 ?( i2 ]多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 8 R* n& \, `9 a# g- k& V* l
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真博学,偶像啊。

+ V; M) F+ I# S: {大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* r# n3 j. H0 H; l大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?  ?3 k: f+ o% I
大学教胖还差不多 & L4 O$ h$ x* y4 U6 a8 T9 z! b
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ v  Y  ?3 g* T' {6 g3 j紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 / V# G" f8 b' Z, O' d( \/ U5 x1 o( i1 C
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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