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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if. B  |8 d4 A. u7 k& m
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 4 I0 v6 }0 ]3 L/ f
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so6 C& h0 g; q7 ]
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. M8 c4 b3 g5 f+ X( E lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, X2 B" ~" _" Yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; i' r6 ~% P8 a2 h/ `; P. x$ ~6 Ryou pay me only $5. % W' s5 x- G1 o: [+ j

$ ^) N* O, l2 d2 J+ y; |. W You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 {7 y5 o6 C1 ]; A* ]4 J- [* W* v) H will pay you $500.
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, s; v! Z$ ~7 T; H6 e This catches the newfie's attention and to keep! R9 ]1 h  ]; S6 y
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's2 _: Q  ]; k- A- Y7 K! l8 R
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ( |7 a' G# T& T. j
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 `/ u1 s: z7 epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the, L  ~" u1 ?  G: N5 ]
lawyer. ( {. t+ H8 Y9 X' g+ ^/ v( D% O
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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8 F0 }. ~( S+ Z" P: e! k/ C+ PHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) j* l: @$ S" h0 n" P0 B$ Hthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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: F: L/ R; D7 h) j2 n0 x4 iThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all- g% Y: u" o0 ~( g) w6 I* B) p
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all; ?! ]4 e; Y# E9 ~
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour- {% l% A0 ?" H+ J, _
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and# Z) k; v, O0 Z
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He1 m4 N8 |2 g% `1 r. s$ p6 H. C+ e
wakes the newfie up and asks, # H3 L  w, W5 [# C) G( r* y

' I8 |) |" f5 n; ]( A4 Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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1 s3 c2 n. V5 w+ PThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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. `' A3 P, x7 d* y: r: O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( U7 ~1 |6 m7 m) N4 Z, x>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ; ]. R7 s# D( \( u! d5 ~/ m
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ V* `  u* F1 }6 d' ]% L5 S" O>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, + K' B4 O% k' S! }  C, c4 g/ `2 A
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct- s9 {1 R, r5 M% o% X4 y

$ P& e+ m2 l7 _: D! r>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ) e( V" G" k0 ]/ O9 H- E
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 ~/ R$ M& l  }/ V>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more * \0 o1 l( t- K: n, G
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 5 B0 w, }6 P4 e% R/ N, j
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's - S$ e' u+ t1 Q
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the . |6 G( m) @, c( ]; W7 X: D
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 6 v% W1 K0 e6 r! A7 J+ L
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 2 u- X" {$ z% d$ B! E& r, q) K
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 [; J& a. y+ H5 j1 d1 t' Q0 w5 M* f
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ k( L% r. J, ^' Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if, N2 N* x& M! ^  [$ Y
the newfie would l ...
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( t7 l- d" {# }+ @; `+ Y' ^9 I好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
1 u4 _0 I$ D3 O% E! C. q“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,% P9 X" D5 G4 b, D$ C3 D
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 8 X8 o. r# L6 D. n
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
# j) C/ X1 e$ I4 T) ~* J. Q“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
* H& s  F2 X) D4 z好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 & F$ J5 U: K3 e

( }5 f6 }% N9 \真聪明,偶像啊

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+ p/ h( G- o& I& _+ K! y+ l! t全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

, f7 C1 X* _! x: |0 S1 Z真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 % Q( a4 |% `* H& k+ u1 {
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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: o. C1 M; A- N9 J1 _0 l4 o  b* a别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 $ @1 ?6 j% C: |0 m
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& @: L2 @0 C) C; e别把我往坏路上领啊。

- O" E+ ^- k* T* k你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   K5 M! _/ h# `3 R/ x: ]: }" E$ e
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 H4 G, T$ Y4 s4 k3 _. n( K: H# h! a大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 " N) ]5 Z3 l& @4 V6 Y0 n
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

& I0 k( U! c4 X2 K她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 M3 Z$ Y: A- s# J0 W6 ?$ M1 m( T紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 p& [. ~7 F7 ~3 k" G' r
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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