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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a" o, y' x# A$ d, S
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb! c1 I! l7 Z, p) x3 M3 [
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 R5 A4 A2 C% g% g. P1 C
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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1 q  `$ v" K- `! G% x; B+ P  f The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so$ `* s! z' d+ r
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. Q' r) l8 u. o  X  W- { lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 y3 N" I% e5 @- M# ]2 Hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,! M# G( c3 ]2 v9 Y' {( {
you pay me only $5. & v) y  U$ I  _. N7 i  \7 h
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I5 Y1 v; @) d6 }# {$ ]3 j0 E$ }& G: x
will pay you $500. ' k" R9 Z& N( S: z& I4 d- I8 O, a

- M/ ^9 C0 z# ]$ Z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep8 s1 j4 Z0 M6 f7 w: P! L
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. # A. H" J+ Z9 Z- g& l5 y: r  F

4 g- V# T- \* H) T# t. R1 jThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's) w' Y# L+ I: u% V" N
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his! d( ]6 u  G# A% o
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the  h1 A& i# a  L
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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, j  ~- e  ?6 PHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: s: K( Z! ]8 h; Z* Kthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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4 E, X5 P- J# q1 [0 s5 b# P2 ]The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 t# I  r/ p# y* A$ C0 m; m: G# D: treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all% p8 ~, m0 H" \- I  H2 i( N2 P2 S2 i2 U
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 }7 e( f5 C9 @) r0 h  rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and: _8 G& F! ?! a# G
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 B6 y1 {- ?1 e) v+ o2 ~8 Bwakes the newfie up and asks, & ?, ^; q& v" A* ^5 o& F

: h$ V$ @. l3 Y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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# s4 [; W; ~2 B  FLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the7 m9 E: f" L: s" d* t, N) d

! z1 M8 {6 w& B/ `3 r* g0 v6 M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 9 U" {+ D2 W. q$ u8 U
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- M! B6 |; J! y6 L; Y* A# S>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) k6 P* w9 ~2 m5 e' P- }6 p>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, : `" ?% ^8 M2 T
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 0 e8 ^) [* v9 X7 q- A: B0 M5 v
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 8 W/ f9 p4 p& j& }
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ G4 {; W4 C, U% x1 P>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# [" k* O1 W4 Z0 V4 o>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' A8 \! ?9 |* e- p% l9 J. U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& c5 A- U8 x# q, E" T6 m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 3 j1 e& t5 F. v8 f: [
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, ^' |  p0 H: K! z, kA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 q; c' z( H! u  p' {
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb2 h* k8 G" `  g+ ?
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, u- }" v* X+ [3 |4 a" Vthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ t/ \- O1 J6 i! x
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,: ?1 _7 ~6 R5 C* F% q5 w
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 6 O2 q; d, }! u* U: U3 Y
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ q6 |8 [6 V; y1 v
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
9 g9 p5 A- J& {$ L; ~好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 P# D- f5 V9 D7 B; r" e

6 q+ p; W5 B7 ]) D真聪明,偶像啊

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* r, N; x2 W5 F. w) d全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ! C' L9 |$ D. {; ?

2 K# E5 O6 w/ j% w) F' Z+ V- L真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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3 U7 B' [% {, R; d别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 - A9 N3 K4 x% @1 D4 k
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 R" R- a& z5 @你已经在路上了
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 B( P, M/ s6 z4 q0 Z
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# \) T2 w+ x+ k! ^$ B- I' U真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

+ W% t- ]% x; n( A: k; Y她是大学教瘦?
0 ?4 Q* {4 ]* v% W% n# q大学教胖还差不多
  n; a  Y( I4 S8 P她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 $ x. _# V* Y6 n  ~0 z% M( E
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! U7 p/ h" I/ y5 a% o- b说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : ^9 U) V5 l- [' V
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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