Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: A& R- K- |! ~6 Q* X) W# tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 N* r, [+ k% ?8 M he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! F& o4 C) v- [3 d! F: x$ X lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 q( U. H& {6 d( L/ H& Hyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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* B( A6 H: V4 D  f. W, T This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

4 O6 w7 _' H1 y: L. n7 ^The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 H7 Z) Z$ P: ]  e9 h  ithe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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' X: X8 ]7 V& R  o! ]/ xThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' }  f# U9 q2 k8 Lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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% N- Z3 b2 q7 L' FNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

4 E& }- P/ \0 y2 ^9 [The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# K( y( Z' i( l; B9 B8 ]references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- m0 Q% r: L7 ^7 g8 @1 L7 Xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
: R7 n% z$ e3 ?  h- _- R( l* Fback to sleep.
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0 i! S+ w) `: u2 _. j% k" eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 @/ s) K3 |+ Y: ?wakes the newfie up and asks,
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, @' t; P0 A% l& @'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 z- L/ q' Q7 ^9 L>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! g5 p2 h) ]$ \: s* K  F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 o2 U5 ~( B. A3 d9 g>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

  s  ^+ B# P" ?! l1 F3 }" W" \" P>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% @% C7 l$ C) e0 t3 ^. p>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& x9 ?$ C5 v" l8 c$ IA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. Y; {! c3 N  Z/ \* c. |long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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' K7 h3 ]$ ?( l; s0 j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, W0 F6 j2 @1 b; C# \2 J& f% f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  r7 \* ~) a5 ~) H$ j; c) e) V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' r, v# l) L( r7 S2 J真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& j" ~1 K: }. y% |8 L( S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 u* E( @, W  U- Z" e7 @真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. }% A, S0 G- ]5 o8 e2 d7 l2 W" U真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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; P0 S3 o5 @# p) ?1 U$ N4 N别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% ], v6 }( \5 W( x& {* R真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

8 l. r% X+ H4 b0 H! c  ~# ^大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& R; b* {2 ]* m- S她是大学教瘦？
$ n7 Z7 H/ k: E: P8 i0 ^# f" B大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; J* n- J: B2 N+ e  O  K( m7 ^5 S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( I- J5 [: @* {. Q' h9 Z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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' O& G# E9 {& t5 n; _哈哈，你们在这开小会呢