Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; F/ A' q$ q; B1 J9 v( M* _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 F% h2 V* f3 F. Q0 L  tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' B5 B# c+ V3 q4 i8 q; T9 ~: d4 F The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 b. S4 ?5 ?, P* E3 k. y4 R he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ n4 m$ `; u+ g) u$ v! s lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, L$ w' x5 Q) v+ [. E) n9 [+ j9 Zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ B, Z+ ]% D  z' m: Hyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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. s; q8 r1 V. W% H0 s, e# J This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 m9 V  A2 t, t6 Lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
' L) G- u. q" |# ~) Ulawyer.

- m  g$ w/ F- x5 D* {Now, it's the newfie's turn.

3 K2 n& `# Z; s$ A$ uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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& u# h( a6 ]. l3 J7 h1 f5 A* hThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ P# d& B/ @# q, qwakes the newfie up and asks,
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4 h6 M; i+ D  D" O- L'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

6 v" F( t7 Z+ rLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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2 X0 Q6 A% K4 o$ H/ f9 v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 ~* x" K' ]3 k0 F3 N>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
4 c$ R/ B0 w3 I% D$ R8 v>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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/ A6 [. F* Y+ J. p" @2 e>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) j- y* Z. ?  }; Q. U>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% S3 V, V+ _- e" p) x  ^  t9 i$ q4 I>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( z* T4 Y6 w6 G- Q6 U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 ?$ x3 ]/ U# L6 ~$ B* V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% X4 |, C5 ]8 b+ Z# V( h  Q$ dA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' p+ M) S" T1 R% `5 h1 n1 D, H: elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 s2 A' ]* W: _" dthe newfie would l ...

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9 `, O4 `7 p( E+ a" H9 @: a) U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) D7 r5 ?0 g! C9 i2 n" c1 n4 q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 I# x5 x- u" X; W# n  B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' K6 L  {, f+ E. _1 W: k% x. D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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( p6 K) D" X* j3 W; ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ u$ {. v8 l' X% j9 C- G/ `/ ]! W真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 ~7 w: F5 O' y6 ~5 i4 B* x! K真聪明，偶像啊

3 t, z' u: [8 O* F& i& }全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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2 m; n3 D. w4 M& L  C: I全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

6 h' a$ n1 g9 O5 L& [别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ _$ |4 b# h; B1 I. g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: V0 S9 [# f2 e# q( N真博学，偶像啊。

7 @; \8 S; {7 Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
: I* [0 {* v4 |3 C8 L- D% y; d' n大学教胖还差不多
/ C  d  T2 l- ~, v( A6 {/ q* t, o她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) a4 f, i! J7 E4 k: A5 O, x. L* E. p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# b# j, M$ S0 \! U9 d说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢