Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 r9 {. M$ R& f% `9 n3 j+ hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- h& `0 ~7 P8 C. Q, X( jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! n1 }1 A& p, R$ L he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, |, O) ]) ~" X  d5 a& w lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& U, q/ [, L- g& |0 q' c) d* bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; f8 T$ q: [* w3 f6 v# I/ O: p/ ? will pay you $500.

, E7 A) U; y$ I8 c* ?# q7 \" } This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 N, J: {9 v* n. d4 t# r% ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

! Z- H6 _) f/ F# V" o2 D! f7 e. j6 ~' _The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

8 @0 M: ?" j& ]! e- l( h4 Y$ oNow, it's the newfie's turn.

- N" c3 j/ u5 `/ n4 m% W9 l+ e$ xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 m+ \; W* o  n7 e4 Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* {! S/ f  g8 O9 ]5 [) Z" Rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# q, A4 v, E+ g1 e; ^hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

- x, q$ r5 t$ S% f. K'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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5 |9 O) {3 I: }0 AThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
; v# G" Q0 U3 c& @; tand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

* o  @+ u. s/ P" E' ULawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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" e" G* a( H/ r" Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 P1 i) z1 p  @; q4 w% c& w3 U>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ |" `& |- @1 R9 ?, ^5 [) R>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& B$ N2 Z2 B: P0 c. f- g% U>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ t1 p' ?; J- E0 A5 ]* Z7 T3 B# n>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ K' c/ x7 _) V- w>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: \+ `5 m' C- l- A5 v- F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 m- _# ^7 w6 D) u' A>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 g7 y' {$ Q' }: Z, H% `A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 ~0 [, g% R& p8 W; g# K真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



; {3 r5 q0 J5 @, ?9 W+ O) m% {3 N# }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 B- O9 d9 M- x“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 G2 B' F4 z0 y* n' D* d5 t; r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ x3 w. U' r( z' q0 ]! D真聪明，偶像啊

& }+ _5 t# k6 ~# M* h5 p) Z9 ]全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* C; |5 i/ P6 |- E* s: b' C& Q全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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6 x$ c$ F( J$ n+ M别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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% S/ [' `4 m( y% q2 b( j0 x别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* l6 s/ L- f/ D. Q9 c1 c2 G, M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ J& A) e2 o+ t& a- Z2 }$ J+ B多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

" `' t- e4 ]! \' H1 U大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
4 e  Y( W" }  l" s; a( l大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ _! U  S9 f; D* y& U# m: Q) g6 B紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: p' u/ Q) ]$ G  e7 o* J# R. o哈哈，你们在这开小会呢