Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 E# z7 B' d) S# Othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 J3 D# x! [7 u  a% t1 c The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. U- |, w9 h* P; C% T he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 ]0 T& \0 s" \# H- ~1 M- Xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  G9 H/ S/ T* ?, T! Hyou pay me only $5.

/ _% x7 _' J, @7 b' P5 ]% H- ~ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 U1 j0 S$ P" o" nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

9 F# K) R% o1 W, d! V% B3 H5 fThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  }4 T9 K4 z9 w' t8 Cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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* d$ I' y( h% F2 a' K- iNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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2 ?9 D/ t; t' I" \. c3 qHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

9 p! [: z( Q) }( MThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' i5 b8 v. [: Y& f! Fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 g  \  n3 H" G! U6 ?hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' E: X9 K6 `" ?; Z" d! G/ p5 @back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 o1 W1 G3 |- I& W4 E" o9 Hwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# J8 W" P8 ?3 b% w" E3 Z! O3 Q! zcomes down with four?'

" T, @" Z3 M5 Y( BThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
0 G" Q1 u( X5 F3 D, tand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

6 |# q0 l! w" w2 L, l3 \5 k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 e% P, k! K$ a) Y7 g; A9 I>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 m  v( p  X; N>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
9 n) p' Q6 p( J- s>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

; a" r) c- K3 L8 ~5 P, i+ e>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" }4 ~7 k0 J: {& w- r>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ F/ z! N+ k6 g& HA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 W2 G3 y2 _* S" x* I4 ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* \6 T- F4 y& P) `the newfie would l ...

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6 K" Z& ~3 i& N4 @% S2 }5 c好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# R1 Z, |1 J0 S2 I! y" }: l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: }$ N& D! O% z* Q" ^7 w4 c真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 P' X% k/ [1 s' r( ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

  y4 I# K' }- {0 [4 V全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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* ^1 L) x- z' k6 S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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7 c& g- {: w" h别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) R$ l) Q8 T& h( ~- I# m多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ X1 X4 v( C, @4 d- d* Y  b真博学，偶像啊。

  D. A4 P$ ~5 R4 w8 n7 h大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
2 R8 Q: t% Y8 q" w% `  y7 v大学教胖还差不多
- m' a! r3 R; V, Q6 l2 g6 D她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 |* @3 E0 }! q* R2 T* ?! n  {说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* P9 _2 n% Q" p9 q( _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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