Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 l6 e/ S7 k- g' \8 bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

* w: ]7 l( I8 ~) H8 R You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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, l$ X7 p8 v7 Y: zThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 A+ m* m! @& {# c( {' {references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! |+ M, A# z0 C- V+ Q5 Tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 o  u8 Y: `% Z$ i& J) Vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
; \* W% U/ K0 J) y) ]back to sleep.
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# o. x. P. m8 [, ?0 |2 r0 T3 b7 JThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! ~- F: {  L7 D% C. `8 m' Rwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
, E3 `* t$ f7 g2 H5 z' c* ncomes down with four?'
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& u2 F6 c' y4 t5 n5 L7 nThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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0 N; R1 h- S- o" B>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 X1 I# Z+ p5 }/ H8 l0 s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ l# x# s9 ~' ^7 y/ {/ q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, c8 s0 }6 N, t% Y1 ^>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) \  F* R% }& i# O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 `9 H2 |: Y5 R) KA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ J4 A0 f. \/ S" R$ p( y( Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: d1 r  t6 p* A6 L4 Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; m. U) G0 s+ d  w  C9 Sthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 k! D0 n8 |/ ^( v+ @7 V* \“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 S! e  D3 }$ W/ b6 D4 Y8 _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 @8 H$ D( f& Q3 n7 a! X# i; d真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, |& H0 W/ A$ G0 Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- [4 y3 H. l! C0 O2 G9 d0 P好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

8 r' o5 K/ y3 {. H. V; u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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0 W) R& V1 q# L+ K别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 o  r6 g5 q4 m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

6 U/ I$ j1 j, B大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

, i( ]- ~" U% s8 j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  G  |) s9 \" [, y! M她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  i  P1 r& q+ y5 Z7 a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢