Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# B4 |: M( h4 v  C0 n2 y8 Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: l- v% E' ~8 L! Ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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* x7 e; M; P0 r1 B) {* \ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 ?/ e6 n; z' ^& H" \% L1 S7 c7 ] he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* g! @6 m  s- p9 O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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$ W$ V1 |6 [  sThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) X* q: n$ T. Othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# t5 \: ?. V" ?6 ]! fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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3 Q. w% i0 X4 r- M9 B3 v" ~- P" INow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' j  ]! V* m3 m: F0 w& f. _1 hreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  X# Z- [- D3 J8 Q1 p9 Q2 ?the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; `+ J) p; G" p1 E, v$ M2 {' phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( K" S, w# d2 Xback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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; u0 d; r5 `% t: W5 w& W+ T( G& N/ N- ]'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ \) h2 k6 I! O# I  V8 bcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
# s5 t  l7 }7 {0 fand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

0 k- `4 }8 C2 _0 QLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: t- o/ B3 w: o, |5 s* ^9 v>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 T& S7 e7 D* c" K9 b>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 _+ ^" \, O* `$ ~>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' j2 s) m& q9 k! [" h8 n>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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) x6 f9 G+ f& B9 E6 t4 s1 l# K>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ m3 v- U' i  e. w8 j: M+ O7 j>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! N/ D7 J! r" w( G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! a  d: V3 e- w" j: A2 a>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# |# X1 h7 m7 a; |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 i8 h( O, ~# t+ `好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; x( o' S" `- o% B, X* B* e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 T# {' e, A6 l3 I真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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' M% e$ u3 O3 K. e( y* V全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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6 P1 i: }9 s% P( x) [全盘接受一下。

2 B( u% m. ~! P8 K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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; X* @% l% b6 N3 N) A* U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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7 k7 |% U+ `' R: p* H1 ^5 V别把我往坏路上领啊。

  Q! s& q) Q  _. s2 f0 f7 m你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; n4 G( j2 t, s6 e# g( U/ s% X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

- i9 @$ K2 U  C0 p真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& B4 M. i5 X% ]0 {( [* m/ X5 k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
' b9 ], X, [' K6 D9 o! \她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 W! {! j) V, Z) F1 m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ T9 K, L& }& z* S( m/ Q说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢