Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 @$ p4 ~2 J3 p1 glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb0 D: O0 Y, `" o
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ L) M# t' v! Q# o6 Cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 F- {1 |0 G+ N, B8 e; m9 s he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! f6 X# y4 G( ]  w/ H lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I5 ?" x+ P; o9 v' u! j6 F
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,7 V  F# H* O" Q1 Z! _3 y4 `
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's4 W* M* k6 {3 G- z5 Y6 W4 F
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' + V8 c7 S* T0 j2 a
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his: J% x, d: @- w3 d% s
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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/ v+ t$ L* b( ~2 CNow, it's the newfie's turn.2 D2 `* X3 Q% f0 _

9 d" R, Y0 A, Q  `# P0 t5 B, uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with! B- U# [! Y* @9 L/ r" \
three legs, and comes down with four?' 0 }3 Y2 F) {! f
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all: ]/ f0 {, A8 y. N' f
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 T1 L# E/ i) d+ I& H# j* \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 [+ P' {% `, O( Hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: d5 `* y( {7 khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 C" |' r  y3 W" Wback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He! F% T% A' {7 W. U/ h/ Z
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and4 N1 I, Q) ^' |# U6 G
comes down with four?'
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. t, z# Z$ P$ L( I4 d0 [The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
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long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb0 m' @: U) R" |' S* T' @; W Q# g
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 6 u( W% I& L' T% H. c
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 7 Q8 s  [, \: k9 e+ f
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8 {& g$ J2 Z" D& h, r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 G/ T. ^; }% U4 S0 W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 i6 N' W  A5 N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 * `. m/ T% G( j8 g% p6 j! D+ y( F( o n

! K* o0 ]" {6 F) J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 : h( G9 Y1 V# C1 u

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 4 A' w. i# K1 g' Y$ V, m
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 P7 f% j* s3 h, G' W9 ^( R6 v

7 a# D/ T$ ~0 M: D0 f4 U/ f( ?& v8 e( l真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( R- a5 ]/ l3 g$ P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + H$ X5 r" c& L. e5 ^8 b6 r8 ]
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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