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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 W; _9 J7 U) V! L
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb8 o9 e6 ~; U: w8 h( Y" `/ S! i/ q+ p
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! F7 J. k# Y4 R. mthe newfie would like to play a fun game. ! n* d. N; W* y$ M3 U% t
  
  @$ g+ T( k# I) I The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 V7 c' Z% U5 K, z4 E' C he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The2 |' ]2 j! z' l
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 i. F2 y+ u; J( D# |ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) E& _: [$ I3 R6 t' myou pay me only $5.
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$ {/ ?. F( M2 }( B3 J+ x+ t( ? You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I5 r7 |. o  ~& o& y# H, k( F
will pay you $500.
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( M* {6 a% ]6 z4 I& X# e This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ i6 q8 T2 C. n7 L3 S1 \/ gthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 m$ i& g7 E$ I3 ^the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'   `! q6 [2 o( s7 q
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; c; ~' \& [7 V: T4 ~$ I" s3 @pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the! C8 Q, V" P1 ?: O2 F' o8 o7 Q" V
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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! H- ~9 k+ T6 e' VHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 E0 W& B' c" E, H3 ?+ W! d& q/ x! vthree legs, and comes down with four?' % T2 i+ i( `& _- }7 S" l

) D, L+ S% u! MThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all- I- m6 b$ Y9 R2 a' K  D1 o" J, r
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( N- z$ v  C8 athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour6 s& z. c2 v/ F( r4 z
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and9 e5 b. x/ M$ _( {
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 q# @, ?5 `: E, r) e; z1 h: jback to sleep. 1 A- l6 `% a1 o2 `* n( u; R0 X

. e5 H, Q( @4 ?& k2 mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He) P; X1 D9 W, Z2 x6 k
wakes the newfie up and asks, # r# S; O2 b) D, R$ U& m
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and. B. g/ \8 {/ c1 |5 l4 Q: D
comes down with four?'
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4 X9 e6 v& d7 KThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $57 q" _2 L* A+ w
and goes back to sleep.4 c. ^2 O" a1 Y* K) q  W
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!' e) H! ~& M6 W1 t: @) m$ }
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the; i- z4 p2 e# R

; W$ R8 e; v& A2 o3 `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 1 M0 U3 n5 h; Q( ~2 d, \* b
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason $ l  Q7 r8 l: ~" C- K9 r
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" m* i2 y- a  S. c2 ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ u/ n+ Q) a) ~: p+ h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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" I' u: R/ h+ t! x>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research # s% |- z* O. S
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 0 E6 b: l# c5 |9 T
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more : {' A% w- u: ~/ }) X- {) R. N
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ u( t/ ?, X7 i8 \$ J% ^" Q7 S0 D, s5 r>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three/ A8 h0 p9 D. {5 t" H1 D9 c1 L

" v3 w" m3 D( V+ Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ E% N6 @. a3 n9 x* w>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! r  S* V6 W& T: m3 O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand / X8 T$ {/ t. j  y
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ' ~2 L9 y3 S, n2 g
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 j9 R! A0 S# }; q- v
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, s) O; s2 n- H3 M' \8 @
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 |4 h* f( S+ d: Pthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:# {( {. I8 u; ]/ Z
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,9 K! E+ E) p% ?7 L$ @# m
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 & g5 ]/ P/ N2 C4 s) t
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ I+ b4 [4 E& R8 ^5 A+ T
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,% M( f7 u/ d+ t9 k
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  y# \6 K0 A3 a2 Z真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ B3 G$ z- o$ X8 h. j/ \* |全盘接受一下。

! w7 d0 V4 `8 E& T0 c, X真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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* O( ]$ V  I  t1 Y* w  C! K9 ]( {别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 1 S6 a" k5 T( `

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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " }- p4 R( H3 B! S% F$ E
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 1 N- ?1 {& k% {/ K
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真博学,偶像啊。

4 }& A) [- Q1 [4 B# e! ~/ ^: z/ v大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 i2 c: U% q2 B! P# S) g' U大学教授哦,能不剥削?

& r' k# o. C7 Y+ f  G7 u# v她是大学教瘦?
* i/ a. B& f2 p大学教胖还差不多
! T% d# s' D( R* E9 Z* U3 A+ E8 L她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. g, a+ p; |3 k* Y紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ h9 \9 `( c6 g1 b* }1 `紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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