Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: `* |' o! _* G2 o$ J% `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ ]1 {! x- Q$ Z. ?" R8 {9 n. othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" K' ?( Z* x! J% jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: Q: c4 |9 Z. {1 hyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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4 _' j+ v: ?$ |7 G' \/ A3 [ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 {" M3 Q; S, v9 ?4 Sthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

+ H( a& Y" G# E' g1 M7 SThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 B% v$ P4 `# y$ {. w9 Sthree legs, and comes down with four?'

/ X  o+ z% L" m( @( T9 ?  c7 M0 O9 }The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! _+ D; S, c8 K5 W4 L" X. d9 cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 n2 x# H3 t  L) y! J4 J) Y. T5 nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, r6 s8 d' N1 c! \hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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4 @7 t9 u8 G& k: ~'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

$ t. R6 S, o) lLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" X: V3 W3 c' m# }>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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* k, E& Q2 ?# f+ O>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( P6 |, ?) `  T>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& s& K) ^6 E. E6 B3 H1 w>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 Z' z) Q# q/ x( u7 y6 G! U; C2 p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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: t0 p& ]* i2 [) v6 u>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# ^' ^* h# w: d+ G! g! R>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) Y+ F; c- l; t: Q, W4 U. l6 kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 f' Q" d. E8 X7 V/ G: @5 E, R9 Othe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 l" T  @( H3 G% `1 H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) P; H& H) ?6 S; h0 G, T真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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% _7 ~" }; y% W7 `  Q全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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7 C5 c. P% [0 B0 S( x9 i. C全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

5 b+ |- [, Z! L, J  H3 {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

5 o2 D  ~" O  l% D, ]* l9 Z别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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7 V) E4 H0 g5 _7 R: s* d. z别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 s* b; u9 s0 T0 F$ ?" d( I! P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! r' `. x6 F7 J* Z. M真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* o5 M* b$ R# s) R" U她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
' Q% B' i3 n3 _  ^她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 h( g8 }9 `, K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, B; j: v9 y% D; Q+ j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢