Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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1 q  `$ v" K- `! G% x; B+ P  f The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. Q' r) l8 u. o  X  W- { lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 y3 N" I% e5 @- M# ]2 Hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

4 g- V# T- \* H) T# t. R1 jThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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, j  ~- e  ?6 PHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: s: K( Z! ]8 h; Z* Kthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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4 E, X5 P- J# q1 [0 s5 b# P2 ]The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 t# I  r/ p# y* A$ C0 m; m: G# D: treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 }7 e( f5 C9 @) r0 h  rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 B6 y1 {- ?1 e) v+ o2 ~8 Bwakes the newfie up and asks,

: h$ V$ @. l3 Y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
% Z: E* _* T& h. e( V+ L( z$ ucomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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# s4 [; W; ~2 B  FLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

! z1 M8 {6 w& B/ `3 r* g0 v6 M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- M! B6 |; J! y6 L; Y* A# S>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) k6 P* w9 ~2 m5 e' P- }6 p>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ G4 {; W4 C, U% x1 P>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# [" k* O1 W4 Z0 V4 o>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' A8 \! ?9 |* e- p% l9 J. U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& c5 A- U8 x# q, E" T6 m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, ^' |  p0 H: K! z, kA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, u- }" v* X+ [3 |4 a" Vthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 g9 p5 A- J& {$ L; ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

6 q+ p; W5 B7 ]) D真聪明，偶像啊

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* r, N; x2 W5 F. w) d全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

2 K# E5 O6 w/ j% w) F' Z+ V- L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

3 U7 B' [% {, R; d别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 R" R- a& z5 @你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# \) T2 w+ x+ k! ^$ B- I' U真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ W% t- ]% x; n( A: k; Y她是大学教瘦？
0 ?4 Q* {4 ]* v% W% n# q大学教胖还差不多
  n; a  Y( I4 S8 P她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! U7 p/ h" I/ y5 a% o- b说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢