Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# u2 }' ]: D$ A0 ^; c( l, @1 athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, b9 Q9 N* x/ y4 X5 t7 bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
' z+ Z8 Y5 }2 | The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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" m4 D, `* M9 V$ |/ ` You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 P! K/ k: u' {2 o$ ^ will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- `6 a# o5 {6 \; G4 u2 d4 M7 Ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: \2 _% e5 i- kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

$ S2 A; _7 c% w& uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ V6 k8 [9 O( L8 lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 G+ q& l+ ^% g/ b: @$ J# P. Zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 i. H' o7 [( g  J  z- nback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( k" k- M/ G+ D( G* D" wwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

! E1 Z  a! @1 b, s4 RThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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( b8 m5 d4 q7 E  g/ f5 R  L1 w5 @) Z% _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 t& U4 J; t  y+ B>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 F8 ], J$ Z& [! Q. p>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, Z3 ^$ a; I3 k4 B. M1 j  ]) w6 `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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. B' w, t* Q0 Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 ~# D2 e3 w. O$ [( b& m>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( i) t5 o! {- @4 h% W) C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) ~# x/ ?- t) R9 T  N- mA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ D' S3 i; s1 w- zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' O4 z7 N) {8 r/ X8 p9 xthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 E- K+ }; g+ m) x$ ]" i4 Q: N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. @( `7 X4 w; j% A. @真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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& s+ z$ ?3 g$ K7 U6 Y' {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) ^. ~+ {. ?: [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ G" \8 f1 m1 q! `. @真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, }  Q4 D9 t4 E, @0 ^% C+ l真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 g1 v/ D7 y) E2 X4 E- F你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) ?& f+ a/ s& W. D- b- j多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

5 ^' y& ~3 i6 c  }8 ]! S  Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
& N7 t) J6 p; s7 \1 U# t大学教胖还差不多
8 a9 a2 B& C  \( g7 z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ K) o0 g( E2 D1 }' r. D* [2 a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢