Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 D/ D- }: f  D
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb$ b/ C$ c! `% \1 [
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if0 f- X" W% c- @
the newfie would like to play a fun game. : [% ?# r* @+ Q! d! R: [0 A

4 a/ N! }" F8 I' A7 j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# p! q- b5 o. [7 b he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The4 o- z( n0 V, X: p9 {3 Y& r
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- M! t+ L5 n0 s+ w3 }ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,; p* C( f0 n: `! `8 l/ O' R
you pay me only $5. 9 G! b- \6 [. T
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his  k7 s! M: R. ]1 F6 Q, ~
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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" u8 x0 k" C* xNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with* s6 ?1 l1 K% x1 f$ J4 X6 A1 T! o
three legs, and comes down with four?' 9 \) t+ Y8 I2 J

) Y, O' p+ Q$ Z5 r6 e0 fThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all  m% x7 `3 D0 E" q7 D) L! Y
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all8 `, |5 K0 w' [: O4 q, X
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour/ P/ q1 k4 H- O: u, A
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and$ J' ^4 K0 S' O
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right# p; z3 q  h' I- F& w7 Z$ P6 E
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He0 c/ [- E2 ]& a
wakes the newfie up and asks, 9 B2 e( ^( }1 a* {1 h4 g. R' P

6 F2 d) Q0 w" Z- a- }/ ?1 e'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
% {6 F" J* K8 T# ^0 ycomes down with four?' - }8 U2 `$ Z8 {: z

( \" a2 h: g) p2 b4 qThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 Y$ W8 R- W, Y. qA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a& H" A$ ~3 S+ U
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* {. E8 `6 W6 L3 O' }
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 }/ ^% T+ i' a3 Y8 c
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % t0 Q) F6 f f# f( U
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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1 a1 ~4 H( S' V7 l好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：8 f9 R! n% f" T9 c0 E
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 [# t) j* [0 L$ M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 o: h+ w3 L7 _. _/ m真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 , g" l0 R' f3 C
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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: R! i/ a( T# C" ~8 J1 H+ {) i别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % o* g5 D8 U" I/ Z$ ?9 S
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 + ?. I2 t: ?7 J3 m& M! _! T7 f
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 9 b4 @, ?& @: [8 K" k
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 X& ?" t4 G: [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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