Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; S2 z* r+ t/ E4 Y; `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 q  r% P  V$ S; r" g. n  m3 x, o" vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
' d. |8 x3 x9 v/ L! |: |% i1 N The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 {8 N, i4 v' ?; c7 M7 m/ [ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( H7 [6 ]6 I! a' o& h- o: L* p lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 \# {+ e0 G' n# n5 Lyou pay me only $5.
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0 h# g1 C& u- O" P You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

4 n2 a7 r8 e2 `9 d: m+ A3 P8 z1 ` This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, f; Z; o* o7 w1 A3 ?2 hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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" Q5 w7 R' _9 T% D3 c  Y) @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& d4 \8 N/ y; G2 C% N# yThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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8 Y& N: V9 J  p! T: F; {5 `8 WThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& P0 e) V8 C5 V- hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 m  Q. ]$ f1 {9 j/ m" V4 ~back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

3 u# W* a3 N" {& ?) V( ~) `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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) A$ `, r5 ]$ z6 \Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

% k. v% E. o5 u! O5 w3 ~>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 `  `: h* M7 q( v; D2 U% h>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

) w7 L! @. Y7 Q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  [) l& U  D- O3 @3 V' I  Q: Q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' C/ _6 U. f" t  Q>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 M* V" h: D: v1 I$ ?& Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 S8 U& o5 Q2 D! I; q6 y3 m* Pthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 N1 e, w( B+ p7 _1 `% [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 o9 k+ l4 l  _) r% j加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' f9 r5 S! G$ Y" p% o真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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. R% d/ m9 i$ r: _) i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 W, z6 }( R( g/ z2 K好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 y; O+ ]- }9 C* Y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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6 T! I. ]" V/ R, i2 F全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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/ Z8 p) |( Q2 t& S" A1 A% u0 q$ c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 s9 U! \! p6 V$ @# v4 l你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 J6 B6 e6 @$ @& X3 `" w5 l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

0 C) s6 V3 r- D5 p. e! ^7 z6 C6 M她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" r1 U' f8 i0 @; ^+ I% D" ~紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ w5 d; A0 ?4 |. ^3 K: f5 ?紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢