Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ t( J2 L$ u, i6 }' D5 Cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 D# [: g0 u+ }( l0 {5 K# H he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 I1 E  Z' T# ]# l lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 _% ]' N7 b# {( U' a/ V! Qyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

# [' {% D  K9 U. v% N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ X, o* n4 R( L! tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

6 A; X! W( J* f& }The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 p2 D0 U- D6 B3 R7 Fthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  O$ H0 ?' Y9 g) `4 qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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8 S+ h: f0 W& u, @' ^  ANow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 i- Q3 ~$ {3 a0 o% _- I" }+ xthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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1 j% V# S# d8 r. f8 u5 y% l6 DThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: B3 @9 i9 k* Q9 K5 G, D* L! J2 t% cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& S& o+ P6 O3 S0 K4 [1 tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) h2 S4 o" k* I" P. g+ chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
/ M! Z& D7 q' r- J) iback to sleep.

& C! I% |  u: S$ k" ?0 o1 v( ]The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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" ]5 h" f/ P2 _  c: v'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

; q1 C* v2 q- B2 U1 P& B* f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ J. c- ]+ S% Q0 o* X$ g5 ]>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

( `4 Y; M5 q6 _" Z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# R4 w) B& k# A( I' V# K1 W, k; u: L" t>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 g+ V2 Y' @$ D>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 H& R. V  e( M7 M8 ]6 ]1 a6 C>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: G' k6 G; E) F: `" Q. p9 E/ T>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 m$ Z! n7 n% c2 V8 D/ p>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 S3 r6 f: J8 p% L! @>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ x+ @$ D. t, s; H& u& i6 ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* e, Z% M: N1 V! S  K) ?0 X4 zthe newfie would l ...

2 u0 h2 b3 Y: ~* @6 K; h) F- ?

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 L9 q5 `2 v; u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 Y. k  c* l" x+ T+ Z* N! y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 O2 s1 x) F  W  h2 i真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 b0 W  b. M6 i' m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 G+ o4 C: G( F: I5 G* g好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

! C, A( w5 G- W" i" E( j. {: @全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

5 c, @7 Q- h% ~+ h4 o6 p; @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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3 y6 v+ F) M8 @' m4 g& U别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

9 }' R( w& F  o! O6 L, ?大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 ?5 n' P% F' V: M% @; z她是大学教瘦？
! H0 \: w: U. K' H, f" ~. _1 ^大学教胖还差不多
6 R: P; P) ^. B9 H* g1 }她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ P; w' u/ Q2 K; D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! e! F8 M2 L2 D! H7 p说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& V* w# T# h- T% I9 k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ h1 [, y% e; C8 ^6 _9 A! S5 U* C4 ^1 y) ?
哈哈，你们在这开小会呢