Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 {6 ^/ U3 o2 U# Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ J9 P3 s) C! f+ M- x he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' e' o4 W4 Z1 ]/ R. @% O8 r" ~you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& U' r; p" c% d& Uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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4 i, U  l# g7 [4 |! x6 OThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 h$ F7 c' X9 o$ i+ @: i" P; X& xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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6 c9 \: R- V8 h; ]. t" G7 i/ gNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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# \' K& k3 I" @- Y! `He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 g* k) M5 u% e1 O$ Z2 K1 \& C) ?three legs, and comes down with four?'

. i* C0 W$ `4 v6 M0 jThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. y# B: g3 g0 n; J, \0 lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# o: B$ ?6 Z) U( O: }' i$ b1 Wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 X5 D4 O5 ~0 a1 A; P; f) cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 H0 q' W6 J8 T: Y+ T+ c; t/ phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 T/ p# N6 G7 ]$ {8 k, @* [) o5 f3 z! aback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

- H2 v" |9 w" m) ]4 ]+ F'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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# A% z# p& D- B5 e3 y6 {5 ^* vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

' `0 m5 O+ w5 Q( [( }Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

& T% ^" ?+ v% m  X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 F8 P5 t# i+ _4 `9 S: C/ Y& k>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 r: x0 V. }% x: L# C6 p>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 \$ Z8 p+ |. ]5 c+ }- e>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ J4 Q. u2 w+ m  Y; c+ c>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ J. O. \( I6 D- H0 i8 W>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, c& y7 y6 ]* T  [: @/ b% ]5 T7 P>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 L% r" C/ I* E! s( v. D>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* J" Y/ b8 J+ dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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* i. W" o- M/ q9 k, E5 [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  X; }3 H# _. y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( B7 t# y* _) Z& m1 M0 t# K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 X0 k1 ]3 y) w* a5 Y1 v& V! }8 [真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' ?9 @: W  b: ?6 [5 K, e$ L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 e/ ^9 m. W& |3 A* S4 I真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& O# Y! w+ M: r. o) I0 z6 g! S- N* D真聪明，偶像啊

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4 ~; t; z3 U' t% Q7 {全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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0 b( d2 d0 y5 S全盘接受一下。

& _5 b4 V: G* Y  ?, g( w) W真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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* e, r+ D0 Q5 _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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/ B3 c% J# \  Y; b( e" [别把我往坏路上领啊。

% s( Y4 L$ [3 a你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

; M7 }8 s7 G* G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 \* I" w, A# A: N' Z* a她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& W+ Z: L) u2 N1 y2 K2 n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; w* S# ^0 Y+ F) h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢