Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a, N" S" p1 G+ G  y2 \
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 K2 S( Y) d- y4 `2 Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if+ Z5 |( q( f2 J
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I4 o* Q5 U9 Z% G$ o0 e, F$ t
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,) d, m" K; E8 D7 ]; j. j8 j' S
you pay me only $5.
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% i  W* D/ t1 ^6 g/ I; l5 r You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I5 f4 q# ~+ c* S3 O/ p3 k, l9 @$ W
will pay you $500.
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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.   I# E7 T$ ?: _+ o' x4 b2 z9 o
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 P- a. y; A1 b: U5 Vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.& P8 L# _, q4 w1 H( Q: G

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three legs, and comes down with four?' : x9 u3 F( z' o) n1 A( U

: `- f- z8 C+ G7 X, @# rThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% l) w& G# U( G; Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all% z7 G. c+ m; E# F- e
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour! u/ Y2 T' ^/ y/ _( R* U) G! W
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and0 L5 f0 ]1 a) H' l) n2 j
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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! [8 r" V8 l7 u4 X& t" NThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ i$ b8 a. v* d4 k/ z3 uwakes the newfie up and asks,
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6 `5 ^& _$ h3 m( W; U'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and* L9 d0 g: h2 T3 g, W- i
comes down with four?' * ?& }  I# z' \8 a3 ?9 q
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ p( I) ]: U9 g; L# xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a- Z, R, h+ X; ^8 N& u; e
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, M* `5 M' z/ }. Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if p1 Z5 p+ O, ~3 B( b- P% d
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 l$ ?: j4 u4 C. A7 n$ _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 s/ R. {( ]# H5 l5 a0 v“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( [7 k! o/ {: a. T6 S! c# v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ' t! Y1 G2 c+ N; R- E- r' V5 x$ {. A

* N3 _) k {, N$ r7 P真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 % ]7 O8 Z3 j. {
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" L8 O1 @5 s8 W2 l4 C- @9 I4 J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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( ?4 Q! n# S+ Z- }: C8 ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 ]) n; P# N$ q$ m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 $ u4 h+ p2 z: t: G. C3 O& C- v5 C
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . \+ F! S! s( P. ~
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; h# ^* T6 X/ F9 n, ~1 O! l; K' `
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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