Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 Z0 b: g/ l/ z7 d( |9 Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 ~. A- S0 s5 {the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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  v3 U' U9 p( }! a6 _3 y9 w1 N5 G The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" @8 m" A, S9 c4 c# C4 h6 O# \ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 c% T7 G! d9 h1 @, O0 R0 {  jyou pay me only $5.

/ J$ B9 t  K7 ?2 P; M, y: t, P7 U You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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. ~/ B' L* F4 m2 i( y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& R1 {6 I3 Z* b6 M1 D+ Q  Gthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

  B/ Q4 @2 p1 @; ^The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

" w* J! ^3 }& b+ ?0 ENow, it's the newfie's turn.
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( O2 H( m! a! tHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. v! w& X' ^$ \references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ o4 Y; v, \4 [' N+ S* othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 l' y4 x- p5 Y2 fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
/ N+ n- _) e' f% Eback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 f& T$ s& [# X+ V$ n' G& x3 nwakes the newfie up and asks,

! B& l5 I& \9 _'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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; l& R0 ~1 V4 n$ DLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( F- g: h0 ^: l2 S- j9 x>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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/ i! J! P1 Q- _>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 d; w9 d7 M8 T( g/ }: o( p( H+ U( f>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 e  k% t* r6 t$ q) x>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 a2 f4 B" l" a- a! G>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

# E* [( V0 P5 d5 ^( p. C$ T! Z>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 D: n# d. S4 k; b! y8 N, q. n7 a2 p8 h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ i* m$ o  D  c/ p! _0 QA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ ~- b( G7 `4 R+ I( s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ l. I; G7 t/ m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( W. X8 p& n+ k# k0 ?9 X+ }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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# G3 X- L  F6 o/ X) K1 R8 ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 U; `$ ~. r' G# |: G7 o" v/ e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 `7 ?4 k. \) l, U* S真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

! ^; o. @# }9 {0 V全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

4 `3 ~8 R1 A; {+ q( m1 J6 q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, y, F6 F' \2 z6 @) v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 n. l( B" R0 Y: f多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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$ o( T$ }. Y/ \3 r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

, V: U1 Z" N; c她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢