Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- g" T/ c4 m  S! n5 } he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& j) p4 @: v/ z) V6 S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) z3 J! c  H, k$ D' X3 H5 F' @ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
! @, ~4 G# e& Y, k8 y will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: E* [$ m' @8 z3 b$ [pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ \9 V. I4 p9 [, h% h; B( e1 |three legs, and comes down with four?'

" |8 L7 {  X* L+ N+ Z" q/ OThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 r! ^9 F( T1 ~. G5 v+ sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, ]+ n4 w& d) L) L+ w8 u8 w" |2 g, Kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 i+ B, r: }" \: @0 a0 u" O. q0 Nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" W7 P8 R4 @( {( |, ~2 lwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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- A- x5 X1 l6 |& O% K" B8 c& \) f0 s- }% dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- b, h* k7 `5 D7 ~; w# |$ r8 O. D! c>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 ?8 v& V8 w0 @- L>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 E: u% j3 j6 H! x' t7 ~' l>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% F3 B6 R& Q6 O" @/ X6 k/ {>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 b# E* L( O. T>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 K( Q' V0 H3 ?! g: ~7 Q1 Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 y5 v( {3 h0 N( n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 F% @1 W- u) [4 k0 V7 ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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, e$ b. B8 g/ g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 v# h9 g; X8 v6 |: D" y) ^+ _, y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

$ e9 c' l+ U4 z6 U8 }
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

( c* f& p( S( Z你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; y  Q+ l7 v8 p5 O7 C" Q, b多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 |) C) O( ?2 {  I2 }真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

# ?& T7 o, R5 [大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
  t8 D3 H, C& X她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 v. ]+ n, t% F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢