Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# c  _( W5 d: c# A1 i& m% b. Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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" Q; W0 T$ T0 v5 X, O/ @/ D The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 S: S: }. I) l" ]. m% }you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  }, ]2 F. c: F" ^7 n will pay you $500.
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# w8 t3 G6 I) d; W7 X# H/ O This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* n& o, H+ o3 j6 f$ o/ vthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ }  j* M% M2 M7 a7 x$ x) }lawyer.
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. {: W3 f: C3 MNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- F2 h4 c' y5 u. ~4 Kthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# g- F. ^; c+ X4 N, hback to sleep.
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3 I6 L( `: D$ g( eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

- c# ^2 ?* \" V'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 v+ }2 W% c! }1 T( f- ?comes down with four?'

" C0 i6 Q6 ~5 A! {* k% l) {The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 l% F8 n1 a- v0 Uand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

3 l; _+ [. j" `! h5 b0 B1 u2 A- i" Q' f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 c1 v6 ^6 c" Q, w( t2 V- }; y+ ]>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 u3 G! [* L6 W/ e9 x>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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$ u1 x; a9 M2 R. c7 t! l1 K/ G>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  ^% n( @2 j+ `0 V- w! Y- j>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( F% a' O- o, m) R>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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7 Y& d+ s8 V+ |2 y* g>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& ~) c# F9 @. Q- a3 `; u( P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 c# v# O. k3 u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- g6 m3 V) n% W6 bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 K7 J' l* d0 bthe newfie would l ...

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# Q2 p7 Y  l8 D3 L' Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 I4 L1 H; m" T3 H( w) h好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 s4 C3 ^6 l$ V+ D9 B! i- m% x! y+ \加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- M$ h+ R0 g) l) ?) k真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; ]2 ^5 x4 Z0 m“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

& C# F' I2 G8 B+ w+ V0 j  P全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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% Z' n/ i# a) q/ q4 N8 ~' }" E  |全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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. ~: `3 D5 }# N) `别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 z1 a2 G9 m* b1 [, @5 j0 W2 P  H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 X& |2 F- I7 L真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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: B. o8 H; x# f2 C1 [7 G% F( T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
. V' n" u- y3 U4 D3 g7 y4 J她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢