Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 g( e6 M9 R1 X8 ~% E6 Z2 j; s% Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 v" D; L" t0 b0 m  r he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ P; @3 b; {5 `0 g& H$ A; \8 Rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 j7 Z, b3 v% P! h7 j; iyou pay me only $5.
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2 |; _7 s5 r8 V You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

1 b- Y8 {+ T1 j/ c1 y2 u- G This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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. e- U: F6 `) g6 c8 G0 q2 tThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
5 s+ k' K. c. E) z, M5 c  g4 v8 Othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

; t3 s' f% m3 Z5 V$ |+ {& x4 oHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* u' K  U( s* I6 S* ]4 D' sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' h) ^, n# S" f7 Zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 {/ {- s% W" F0 H: @2 uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. r2 [. R( O; ?7 ^back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. v! E1 Z( x$ Y& d# ~comes down with four?'

# {; e) v0 i2 {The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
* Y2 {' A8 p: r1 r$ g4 D& mand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

! c' E$ m* v0 v( p7 k8 m8 c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
6 B3 T& w" x5 n>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' H5 q: O" C# `6 A8 l5 N5 t/ w* F>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

1 J* z! V+ E" Z* R: i6 y8 y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) T5 n! N' x- R& W>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. _& H9 g2 I0 \. w5 v" J$ pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; g. ~  C8 Z- E2 f3 y" `0 v1 i& Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 t' y) n4 P9 G  d$ h. _  N( n# ~the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" D0 w; @. h  f0 P好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 s- o- |6 l9 r1 z( x' z2 l6 J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  E' G2 s# B6 Q& V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) E* w. e# A% D' e真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

' d) k6 _( I) ~& t' J8 @- M# w9 x真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

4 @4 Q" u/ P0 K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

1 v- b& u. D. D' Y4 U% I! M! |. ?# M真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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% M+ X: s3 `! Z# c别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  P6 b% U' d2 n5 S9 T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# H/ q: K( _0 `0 P" m真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# r+ X: u  n3 d1 |  Y. L7 a# x大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% @; Y- e! I6 O5 V6 f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" {* A) d% G& ?! K4 J" m哈哈，你们在这开小会呢