Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% `, `5 i( g6 b% y( qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 k, Z  d( \5 bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 `. D& e' U0 S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! ^2 j! `7 B, q  Nyou pay me only $5.

, f3 T- y% W- s" S' c+ e You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  L- F. g6 R6 q3 g, m4 n will pay you $500.

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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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. j8 @9 o) w; C; |; hNow, it's the newfie's turn.

) A9 b7 r$ L1 uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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4 I7 Q; r+ ]' @8 n- r7 PThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' V4 q% F) P! w0 S* Breferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, Z! [) D, _. U% Athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- e6 M" U1 T: v/ z) {) iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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# t( ^* S( v! y+ O' f# q5 f4 tThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
0 H4 A4 {1 V& @5 ncomes down with four?'

& c6 x' T# I- q& PThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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, h, H" p1 D; [8 O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. ?" ^6 T4 d$ p>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) q. K$ Z( |+ _6 Q, V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! ~8 o$ B. F; ~) [$ J>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# \0 v0 m! w; m" X8 dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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8 I' L8 X" y  l5 w% t6 z# v; J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. U) z! _% l: A+ o2 K“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ p$ G, S: }; _% I" m$ N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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( F+ {) u* h( d, K( S* B& Y) x8 B6 _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: h5 A% _, r2 l' Q' r7 B' |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. l8 w: X9 a0 n, H0 Q' d# j5 U真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 }7 g, I1 X/ ^2 D- o! b/ I+ b  ]# m真聪明，偶像啊

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8 y7 z" N6 `7 H$ q全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


9 R# p# Q4 g9 c全盘接受一下。

# a) A) n3 o5 o2 @) l9 i真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

% n: c% q2 s/ g8 D. R! n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

  M/ _& v4 R8 e别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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/ X& w  H, s, }2 y2 @- N别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 O0 c5 C1 R- h- B9 g, }; C" s加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

% r" s4 l* W* l3 Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

6 P$ Y" D0 k( L4 h! ]! M4 ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
/ a7 C3 L9 b/ X* b4 l2 _0 @她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( L" N9 ^' M; U& l8 R. m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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