Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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8 S) S. [& m6 T4 L3 u" ?" B8 x$ d+ { The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 w4 w: S' l* z9 ^ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

1 n; i" s+ B8 J0 D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; E1 y& j% W- c+ L: V3 X will pay you $500.
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. T' q+ W4 l# ? This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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& E8 F$ w6 Z1 Q6 C9 _3 F% CNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

. i: J9 A; V/ `0 a" \! d/ GThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 A: n4 R! h+ R3 B6 A) A# mwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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: X% V( r8 o6 b3 aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
$ S8 E+ g6 ]0 M) Mand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 u4 ]4 E6 R9 i( h>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. d) x: j  V$ [3 i% u* L' [. D>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 X6 \$ Y7 Y+ t>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 f0 ?5 Q+ r' K" K/ w* g" T' R) G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

: w$ N) a$ u- U6 Y, ^>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. f$ l' h" [  s3 j$ u* J2 z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& i  |' _6 K% Y% E5 d+ Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 c# G  |" Z6 j, Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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- ~& ]. b2 B3 U  `4 m8 W2 w2 u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* l3 I2 W. {) s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 S3 o2 u, B4 ]/ F' |' Y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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" o) S  m4 e7 K: x* D0 x+ y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 a+ x$ q7 s9 b; y& }3 O真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

$ M) P  n: w# Z3 C: }; B别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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5 Q' y$ K+ L/ Y. S- A+ U8 f别把我往坏路上领啊。

' C; @' s9 I% s& u你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. m0 ^* ]) r# J1 K" Q, L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 o/ N  x. f4 @, o; B. s真博学，偶像啊。

* {7 [- M; p5 ^9 T6 C  i, j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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( H3 b4 W& H  J% i7 B/ h' }大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' q! }+ F; ^6 X" i她是大学教瘦？
1 g8 T9 s8 I& X0 _' t大学教胖还差不多
  A7 h5 T2 X% _0 Y5 t她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# E4 n- j, E) ^6 P/ q1 |: L6 M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' n; L# C& A$ g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢