Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 p+ ?$ {2 J$ Xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' G3 w" d% n, {/ X! Q. e8 ?7 A+ ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
7 G7 ^; E0 i, n The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( _1 X9 C" w# d8 b, Uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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) O1 h  V/ _; k+ P" r5 v# z$ u& [* P This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

# w/ D( t; H% b* A7 A0 N7 X* jThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  [+ D# B' D) o8 Q9 @8 lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

* }" c# e- m! v4 Y1 X  g& \Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 V0 _9 g1 u0 K& `& {8 Hthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 a5 G% ?  ^0 l6 }2 I. qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ N8 Z6 T& \1 B: i7 y2 P8 ~+ l* Othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& w/ x' m- h9 s5 g$ b) Dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- }) C* m9 A. r% R/ Swakes the newfie up and asks,

% i% l" V; M6 ~# o3 K% F'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 i* `( A% G% kcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ L4 v% D* Z# T>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. K  R0 f8 Y4 w0 l. T; L2 [5 N  Z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

0 r2 D* B7 @" `, |, j( o>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; x( D: {* Y- w, s- h>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  J7 ]& o4 Q9 I8 f8 `>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" Q6 g- F+ E- g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  x' G: F/ ^. ~& ]7 _4 sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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( ~& k/ W! b! y5 }1 B( r% G- g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  [3 Y$ p) r0 ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 ]' E9 G4 R: p4 n; v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



/ h1 X! e* @! h1 G# B; K( Y0 u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: Q6 L, t$ k9 E+ C* m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

+ b: G' O- X, S3 T! {( ~& U真聪明，偶像啊

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9 [1 f" P) c6 {  e全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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' m$ n$ o+ ]% e' r# Z1 R7 d$ \真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

: Y* O9 V/ g, u. j$ o) `你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 Z, B3 ?" V1 Q/ o& e  W多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ ]7 w7 U8 I# I% k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ h! Y; o0 a  {' j. I1 a她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% [0 L5 x/ S) s* z2 a, z- Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 P. f* l" B0 T5 s& f说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* y+ _; |2 u" L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢