Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ G2 U1 K* Q/ }: C0 A6 c9 ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 F% m' U& [( ^  w& J5 Y9 l+ U5 bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
$ {# ?: X& @) L The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ Q' P6 P0 X5 ]3 I) E* i8 R he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ h+ U$ i$ G$ H* X8 M5 b, q' M lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 |) A3 ]  }7 w, a8 W+ [4 ]ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 c6 `2 S7 Q$ Q0 D4 [you pay me only $5.

2 ?$ q6 D8 G6 L  `+ | You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

4 v% ^# p+ e" l! h2 z+ [ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

* P/ S4 `  f$ j7 F9 H6 f% MNow, it's the newfie's turn.

) A; _, R3 D1 [8 C( hHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ J- i5 Y' r- zthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- L9 ]% E. f. @/ ?0 E0 Creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 P3 ?! P4 t$ O  mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 m9 U. w- v- z( H- z/ F8 U7 \! Bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* ]1 m# _( G5 L# d$ Ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
) p# |; c! b' ^# C$ b$ @back to sleep.
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9 _9 Y: G: `- L) U7 K& n: uThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. N( c; ]- T# _# A. h. V/ wwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
! Z7 m% H4 b$ C; d4 p# tcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

4 r+ ^; K4 A5 z; vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* m6 }, ^0 K, g1 G9 y6 G6 p>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ Q3 S( `$ ?  E( c# p' v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

7 v0 ]- J* D: {, F>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) v& t/ r: ]  {3 y$ ?>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& \- K: q& o0 [>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* b( g( _4 v' E9 O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* a! `: R: ~& kA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ n; @) K; E: G% E( j. K5 llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- V; `" t, b$ r- O$ Y, a# F! e& e" @the newfie would l ...

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1 I* W( q( a% ^' ?8 O2 \0 L% x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 W; ~1 W6 o2 z" Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 X, a  [) @' [/ L. r; ^9 T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& q$ O5 J) q  x9 l# Z# J$ P9 E真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ N" I: Y8 a2 [4 a9 o9 Z% k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 H4 q! g/ D& s& O) x9 v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 [: h7 w- R' v1 x真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

" h; I# h% o1 a  A9 p: W0 m大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

% ^0 Q" m* f( a) ?, r* ^大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' }  L$ m9 P: G& k6 l1 O0 V; _她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 @0 o( d* l1 I她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ t9 {2 ?8 q' T5 N紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 X1 X- }% o* T* |2 t) _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢