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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! w7 Y! ~# ?9 Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ B6 O1 O9 k" L7 J' E) c, ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if7 u! s; A$ M  p8 l' h
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 6 _( d" o- ]! h$ n# Z
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so2 ]) R& d2 L& w' W- ^: k
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! }& Z. g3 @& q" L: ~, j. K lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& |  E+ L2 I; F. D: vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,5 O# `7 _' F1 ?  Y; F' V  f( r
you pay me only $5. : z# @+ f4 n6 [3 Q. D6 u

8 L% p# c$ G/ U. ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I3 Y' y4 E' I# K  t$ \! |& r$ H
will pay you $500. ; i9 A/ a9 w5 D: g: P

" A, x+ f/ o3 ~9 x& ? This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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& b: f6 ?$ [4 EThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his2 T" v! k! a/ `* y
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the3 V- \! _2 U  ^. \/ |8 o+ I& y0 f/ A* W
lawyer.
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3 ^, B5 O4 W3 g; M6 O* f. K; sNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with5 T% Q, c$ D( |
three legs, and comes down with four?' 4 M" h$ T$ {7 M- x7 `2 V# @
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour, u5 q9 u# ^; n7 \
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep.
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/ e! b( P( K$ w/ \6 UThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( }7 U* q0 j8 [6 E2 z! y4 @wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and& H9 W7 R, x- H% C3 `: F- W
comes down with four?' $ C$ A  G. ^- z" b2 ]

- o; Y8 E; I+ N% fThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!% D, ?% ^8 ?* E3 J: j

  f# ?6 t5 z, A1 W) e; y1 I4 GLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the& p, }5 ]0 D+ y! {& R/ M

! S5 m3 m1 |& H; u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) q7 k+ c. {& p; }9 B) r* n) X4 C>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( y3 b# p3 Y# m! c) u6 q' M>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
, }# b7 M# {( B) Q! ]4 [  z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, , Q6 j) H- @( C$ v( L" N
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct' h5 F# R& F8 |- u3 y  ~
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research # d( s8 E( |% |6 Z8 C9 d# @
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a * A$ }: O0 A+ j3 x3 @
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more % ^; m* N- z" Q" r4 [7 Q- S% p0 g
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( G7 w4 o3 j8 K! F) }>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's . Z! J9 N# z" N6 h- e" r# v
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 8 p2 U: ^3 C$ ]; \1 g3 u: x/ r% N
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% F' i! M9 O' Z/ C: o+ E2 q! ]9 r* \>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 9 e- ~9 b1 C. T& Q# }1 c1 r# ?8 Q
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. J2 q( i/ b7 m  `6 p) ]) F5 i6 nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb- N& C  `* ]5 A# e( g1 w
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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# S! I1 ^6 ?' H2 T: c& ?3 G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
! P- y' ~/ f) ?4 d+ u“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,# |: y( O8 p# Y6 }# z! p
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ H% c+ Z7 I2 z' J8 ^& O" B加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ) E) f1 ^5 F) [8 f# F# v

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
7 I! b! \8 R: J, d; }8 K; H“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
$ Z# I# f! g- N好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 `, j" {% ]* v6 P! U- m, s
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真聪明,偶像啊
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# q1 Q. a( i( @8 p  c全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 / k8 `- f9 O( ^  w
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全盘接受一下。

- q9 E* Q. r! A9 f" ]+ h0 _1 M真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ! Z0 S4 e0 q4 g8 |; H9 A; f# J
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, e4 {' I* {0 k/ ~7 Z% C) n2 a: p别把我往坏路上领啊。

- u* |1 t2 A7 a* U) h/ s你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 : v3 i1 k1 }" T& E
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( l9 R" O+ p" [: h5 o4 b多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ) R, `1 ~: Z4 s
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 7 ?- P# `# O( n0 b! [. [/ s7 T+ y
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
! v5 B' r9 X! V9 |* u- \& N大学教胖还差不多
& s: B1 |0 P+ _8 K她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 " t, I" Z# U+ T
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 G8 H. C1 K# x4 h8 ?- U说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 0 W/ V& m6 o, t7 C$ H
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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9 k8 U" n# _- b% Z6 T哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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