Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 @9 J) L6 I, ]8 _* C9 clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ P+ ]: u) y) h% ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
, q$ ?/ b( e* Z) r% w' _% P* n The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) S" G) E2 d4 @& v2 N) }3 o he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% Y( c4 M. s# q5 [& l4 r lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% G. b* K/ z+ ^' J1 m& d0 ^2 syou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 `! }, |. C# ]the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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  Q* h- U" D) RThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- t" u6 z1 Q: M# Z% H$ ^+ CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 z) @) P- s5 f5 i* hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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0 }- ~: u+ ]: j$ ?8 c! C: CHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* F  ]- Z. k4 C7 l. @three legs, and comes down with four?'

* C# L8 e2 ~8 M3 h  [& w1 m2 AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ c" h# f4 C9 n! ^hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( [' ~/ I2 `; Z" {) x- c9 [. xback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
: m; E3 i- @* B' K$ v- _* @comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, ?6 J2 T4 T! \% s4 @" B! u>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 X  }' y& G4 _: y' J# d4 \) z: {>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. b" S' S5 P# ^4 e6 z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 K: f% A2 ^/ B0 _>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# `# i4 l8 V5 ?9 [& I>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 ?2 ]2 p0 U6 Q2 O" r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# N2 M, @, j" e* {& \1 D>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: n5 @8 W3 F" C9 y+ CA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 \4 a" u/ M, k8 m; W3 |+ Xthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: p% O3 Y8 m! s/ j4 e. e: S“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( C7 z8 g: v# O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 Z+ D2 D( Q# U* N0 ?) }. [- N真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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2 d$ }* b  s1 _' d' T+ [- D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 L4 H4 k. F% E7 a: ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! e! p9 r5 h% u0 o真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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) F. W& R# D% ?- l) c! q& x真聪明，偶像啊

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4 O1 D2 k. x& B7 E8 x1 @全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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; p2 _$ [. z: P( B  t全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

+ w; S  C  N) Z. V9 G真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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1 b  M) D! R" C- O. t3 L5 |别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

! K7 u4 q4 V3 \你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 H" R$ h# E. ^" v6 N0 ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ \- D" B! p) y! `. ]( ?: q5 T多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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" N' K- Q7 q" a5 F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

0 R& }0 L6 M8 X4 t, S她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# e1 q+ z: k# Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢