Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 w  G' a/ V9 H8 bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
( }. T9 |/ D, G' h, D4 I The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# V) O( F7 B& }. m9 \ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' Q; K7 E( s$ y1 f% P1 I lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: l4 w" ?4 L' {9 wyou pay me only $5.
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' T7 A8 @5 a% W8 L; s& G0 D  y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ w, Q5 i9 ^! R+ S6 ^( M5 Y  C will pay you $500.

7 t% f2 v0 o7 P8 S0 h) F This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; t1 g& C. E; `% xthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  ]/ j2 N4 e5 A, ]the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

+ k5 B3 o) N2 _! p7 zThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

, a( {1 @  r& r9 w% i5 O& `Now, it's the newfie's turn.

2 m& b( }! e- n' B0 ?He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& C4 m+ N0 Y; o- }7 @3 Gthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 d, \9 k4 H* o0 ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
" a. `5 m! |; m% ?. i2 e9 Nback to sleep.
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& _: ~4 y  u6 P% l6 e$ ZThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

+ F# K$ m9 V$ K; kThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. |, |' y! Y" S7 l6 {9 |: K>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, P. s" F# ]( w4 w! j& s6 S9 K>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 \. K/ x3 S  j1 P3 [9 q# v! d>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# Z3 O  f6 k' @! Z# w>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 b9 G# ~9 H7 \! }9 d9 j5 p0 R>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- ?$ l! v0 I" J1 [>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" c- l' J9 \& B3 R>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# y7 R* G( Z5 x  ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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6 B. O2 I. k5 d1 c7 O: ]% g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' }& H. M# \1 h' b& m“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ }; Z! A0 i/ Q0 X7 I' u% f( A" D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 U  U* S6 c2 G0 k真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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; m8 a+ b/ B  c( k全盘接受一下。

- u& @8 ?5 g! [  J0 ~* C! B" L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

% ]3 m2 E1 \$ \% @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



. K; F+ M3 {: U% q6 q别把我往坏路上领啊。

, U$ U, d/ J9 }你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! n/ {  u3 K0 I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

5 ^. n+ s* C& t+ I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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1 i8 `* u4 U7 R3 Z9 M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
9 ~, ^, F0 M7 g6 A; m5 o) x她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) v5 f: w# x* R) L说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 ^: X! W3 W8 A, i7 |; r5 ?紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 u& r' i! B: I  r: m哈哈，你们在这开小会呢