Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! e9 G# y7 }- p2 r- N; }$ l3 _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! y- Y$ [4 ]2 M' g6 y/ L+ _. T he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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% Y% J* q' P/ f0 I5 J6 v8 B This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

0 m! n  }. S! x% L% yThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

1 E) x' F, t) x6 y7 r: T' HThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 {( x' x' z; L4 W8 d- b* {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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& g2 T7 c9 Y1 y% p1 ]6 \Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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5 x0 Z* u3 v) d& `3 WHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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% n& z$ q( B# C+ ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( m$ {% c9 n) A" I$ uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! N: L9 b- ~$ R" C" @3 Wback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' `9 O! [0 O& E, f- J+ o. [wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 R5 W7 X% _) \* {6 Ucomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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- f; T% [# U) R, o# U0 kLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 A: c$ r4 I* S4 p& B2 U' l1 p: \- f>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 F' G$ L" d5 i# T' T  c) |, y5 M>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 s$ m5 o+ z8 ~% e>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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" s7 `% T2 z% Y( W% G>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* f( O5 Z% q) I! @>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 d+ j; ~; \3 E& P# r8 u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. }) M8 P; G# T8 `A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. B% H: h5 q- N: A8 j! Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 R9 A8 H9 G( @6 @9 Z0 xthe newfie would l ...

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% p. ?7 i0 v$ G, q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- Y4 |' S* c- ?" I- T- t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

& Y/ z6 m6 ~9 E6 [# R全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

8 k) P2 n! w! q+ K) C; q5 n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

1 `& P9 o8 C8 p7 ]. t' a. |  F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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3 e( ]1 r1 |, v0 _# I5 C5 k别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

7 h- d; g6 x2 W  ?* a你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! b* o& G5 q8 V: j( M- b' y9 L% g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 J- e, V9 v  C- W多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. o4 [$ d& W& M6 g5 ]9 ?# [4 X说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  w1 Y) h1 U. y. K8 Y哈哈，你们在这开小会呢