Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 _8 k' g6 }7 R- I, r: W" flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( V7 {1 [  b& {. ^! X- e7 \. z3 Vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 Z% Y5 }) `( p  h# [ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  P% p* p7 J% L5 F1 A& T" pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, F; s8 G  U- |4 \8 f+ ]7 l2 oyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* v4 m7 T8 G) [ will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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. s/ d6 |4 ^6 D3 I. Y$ sThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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+ w! C6 `- R- |, L( I  [& U% \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
& _! Y! c  u8 J; Lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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3 j- O( Y# }3 l. ?, aThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
  t- |. {3 ^6 B* N4 fwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

% D4 w: w* K" }! BThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
5 u: C: k0 L% _4 o' K" Qand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

, n* ^3 W- G5 x+ ~>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. [) b/ |! i# u- R1 u. [& V) X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  Q( n9 @% I1 i5 ?) R# h>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- `/ x+ Y+ d& s! {: `. ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ R9 v% R/ f( }7 o  S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% a7 B$ n9 i  @& L9 a8 C>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ o8 W7 H2 Z% ]>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 X5 L& s) \6 M+ M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 n2 R  n! V- {. \# g3 klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  `& c( ?, v/ n# ^7 K2 @+ Tthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 ]7 S+ _9 [# W% K. k好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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6 L6 p1 }; s; s: @, z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 o4 X  X& _9 t5 V! J' Q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 g- L4 M1 R* P好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

; V% z' F4 F7 {( c- H) B1 b真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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# A4 T. f' [% u( F! O1 W1 G& V别把我往坏路上领啊。

# n/ t8 J* w# L# b你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 E7 g3 B( e5 e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 J3 z" a4 L; J5 |: M/ E  {真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 l8 C% }& f$ M9 r. r2 A2 u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# I, Q8 I2 s8 x9 H说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, D9 W/ C' A" ^# K  Q9 _哈哈，你们在这开小会呢