Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( e, I5 J* r3 P. ?5 }# E& Y( Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 _$ o- F1 j/ Y7 t- f. Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if" s" j. V1 E) G7 l: y
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so, G, X$ q" j) U/ Z! Y
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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0 Q* A: k5 z$ P( d# kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,2 }9 |5 C9 R  C+ Y0 K" h1 H
you pay me only $5. + X$ x* m* j  s  k2 u6 C  u
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I; k3 M5 z: N& c1 q, B7 U
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's8 {; u0 _$ X( A! M& u8 G5 f6 y
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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# J: o! _+ S9 L7 E. ?7 OThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# B- A! m9 V2 P0 L8 vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the8 k: A9 S; i% R0 N3 T2 _* @+ }
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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- u, y% o% I5 d. |  jHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with1 `1 a3 J/ Z# t$ M/ G3 M; @( E
three legs, and comes down with four?' " g! b8 |# a/ Q: `/ Q* t# u' j
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all/ Y3 \* T- c: \* {. m/ c$ `$ X
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and* N, I7 N3 L; y9 J# q! C& Q5 i2 ]
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 d, H+ @8 ^$ U, Z% n9 J7 pwakes the newfie up and asks, 7 a2 q; ~& ]! r$ C6 u: s
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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9 r( I6 @2 e5 F# a: i1 W9 K- |The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $56 n  F  ~7 V  g
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ w& U( I3 e1 |5 L# X3 R; xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! L( S% q7 N$ Y* [4 L! llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ' Z& v r$ N7 a
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ! m/ L4 b" F2 h$ q( m5 B) t3 n# z
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# y6 W1 v! c7 ^: c9 v9 P* k, f, @“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( F A) d8 Q: k6 U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ) r' L' j0 y: o

\) G+ O/ Y, w$ n1 P1 _& L真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 + K- P; h/ j& |$ J8 B. e8 j0 ]
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: Z. \' I L$ |- {' X4 o全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 + t h1 L v6 ~: }, b/ o# F

8 ~1 f# n4 k$ g; Y1 U$ k& m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ; M9 i8 `1 M9 c. M

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5 u6 S7 Z- i6 q# z2 k! Q; N别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: I# T: t, p( Y2 E. l6 ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! B2 h8 ?2 R3 Y9 y) h: o/ L

9 |" P' @! H/ L* { I真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& U$ M$ t7 Z/ `1 K- a( [$ c* v) T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! x0 a8 p \$ o# |/ l
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) r0 i, z/ h4 w5 P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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