Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( a, ^, P# M8 F5 S6 dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# `" O1 \/ H1 t$ jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& l4 g$ H0 `' o$ U+ l& R he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) s& C) {3 t, z% R& e4 o4 e2 Q% l! f! U- N lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# z7 j8 h1 A% p# B9 m1 D. h5 uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 {2 \' }  h( V! \6 hyou pay me only $5.
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, k. |+ ~# M/ ~: @) w( h% P You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 \1 r  i. o) e6 ~ will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% I# F" b0 Z( ~  \0 `the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 Q3 x) M/ Z" h0 k2 [: ]the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

# v" S: ]1 k4 z- F, d) w* hThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
7 d, H4 X/ K1 ^+ vlawyer.
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; g/ X3 j; W, g* eNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 _; V' g$ X4 x2 uthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ H8 a8 n8 f! u) l2 Xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% k- z& {: y8 _8 K1 Hback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ m0 Z% A, J% q  f! Fwakes the newfie up and asks,
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7 f* d: L8 q1 o5 e  y1 G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

; M  L4 ?4 ^+ R+ c! _# uThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
9 Z" v9 @; c, ~& z1 @5 \! nand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 [" b% E5 P: ^/ M: i9 a1 F>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( n4 g) y% A' X: `! [1 c( G4 b>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

7 M, B# t. A9 M>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ e+ H/ @9 i$ L2 a0 n+ H>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' ]1 w  |. ~9 \- a3 O- Y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 F7 v2 A& M5 ~5 Y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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# \- a6 v' l0 o5 _  V>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! C7 B+ c& ]. }) [1 r2 `, Y( ^7 }0 c! E9 M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 U* I/ e$ V- F>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ |2 Z& p1 v  p+ |7 ^* J+ ]6 n0 B; Mthe newfie would l ...

; ]3 _$ g' c0 {# R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. ]/ n% o9 r" r* q; W  B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 F( d3 k1 P# z' q! ]2 L( z真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 h, b# y0 T6 k* N. I. p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

: g# t6 ~" I  o% m真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 K0 a! |2 ~# b! x9 O  n8 J) y1 [真聪明，偶像啊

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( Y# U+ R/ n, Z% w; c# F2 A1 w' Y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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4 T- l" d. @2 n+ d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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! I. a) K5 |* Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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9 \8 L; m& y. n8 E3 C别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

- e8 j* B) R. [% e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

6 F. [/ v  d+ L8 p: F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ _; L3 a6 G; i. t紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 A! U. N  E4 }说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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, y) |/ U! u% u2 @0 M哈哈，你们在这开小会呢