Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 w7 Y! k  Y3 X' L% xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 u  n. ?" h1 ^4 U9 d. ?1 {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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  v: m. \- j  M9 t3 L3 O/ c& G6 W You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, `! `1 s- }9 _0 A* ?' N3 E1 O will pay you $500.
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& r  M2 Y+ k7 ^$ r$ ?: a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( {0 t, x. L1 e: t$ W  Xthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

  s# D$ r2 X/ w! t7 q: z! jThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 p2 l" d4 l5 c1 c0 S5 u0 [3 @the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

" M" a% [& J1 N$ N9 d) kHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ r, G3 c6 e1 x+ x! @9 ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 R# v$ T" F& x* R3 D3 Cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

) F& u# t6 u5 Q+ u1 ~1 pThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" s; l, C" c" o0 `comes down with four?'

, {/ G0 ?3 U* [* ?. r' m1 u( P: L/ dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

* {+ c7 \8 {. v* f+ uLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 }5 o# z# a# n2 o>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* ^( p6 X8 n7 N8 x! V' |' ^' e9 h$ D>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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% j% E* z; Y* h>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ r" v: q9 p. w>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

- i5 _$ l1 p5 V>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; k1 P5 M( h7 M: W; _4 n1 y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: h: V5 }; ~: c/ o% h>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# N, i' p/ G! Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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' {0 }' A3 k4 i/ K3 Q. Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. p2 v3 p1 \8 m% |0 g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ ^5 ^/ Y' d$ s* h7 f+ f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) S( G2 n2 s" f8 z  f/ F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 F! T4 a+ G& U真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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* E" v% \: n3 g6 j全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


6 r: Q! M! ]4 h  C8 C8 w2 E全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ m$ V  A% s6 W# Q5 N1 i# _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 E, ?  q) x' J5 Z7 v- E多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* s+ l: p$ f! k5 \! s* M真博学，偶像啊。

9 W5 G! `) e* \6 S5 {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' ?, Y3 C% J' Q* P/ t她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: Q( v' z2 y/ x) m5 A3 F* f8 F- ~9 K说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ Q# S1 a1 _! K( A# m8 }0 k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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7 n7 T8 d; L$ C. ]# D5 U6 x9 V/ a哈哈，你们在这开小会呢