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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 ^: _( @$ E. R" J3 g2 k  \3 F" Clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" L; _% g. r( X! `: m' uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if; Z3 m/ R- A% K: W0 i% W
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ' [. X- S5 U) C. L
  
  U( d; R7 |# \7 c, h4 o$ y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% A/ @- _' O, B+ E/ x$ O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 g) ]' R! ^- r lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# p( U$ i. x3 a8 E/ m  D/ N7 Sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,# d: {" D% u; ~% A+ q$ N5 I! {
you pay me only $5. $ M3 t( ?6 K' J$ H3 ]% C, h0 y, g
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I  Y8 h. ?. L8 a  [! E8 m! e
will pay you $500.   m: \& u5 M0 W

* i* c4 `' J0 S8 b! K' y: F5 {( s This catches the newfie's attention and to keep/ \7 v) E2 Z: ^# D
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' k' d2 v2 ~1 N; f0 athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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1 h; y" I! G% yThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his, q$ t# L' C" T
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
" E# U( K4 K' T8 U# v) T, ylawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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% `4 p0 E, u5 ~He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with- m+ p9 e! p7 D/ k3 S2 S4 C& m
three legs, and comes down with four?' ( N2 Q3 ?! v; b5 W  U' D
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all+ v+ ~4 C" f* A$ Y0 U: V% U+ \
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 H2 P2 M. s& R! F, bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% y( E2 a# I9 P# v/ D5 t$ hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and+ g& l" P1 O& {! x/ _
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right, W# [, K& B6 {$ ]
back to sleep.   N0 H# S3 D0 ~; R+ W( F
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He0 }% @- t9 G) G  r
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and) d/ F# X) k2 l) l& l' ]
comes down with four?' - Y& L( m6 Q: j: C

$ I* r  d$ z6 D1 F, M9 {- xThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!. ?' a+ q, P1 G

) |; J2 A; S3 F- K0 k2 K5 p$ zLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the( x: v. n' H. }. c( H- G
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 p" F5 p9 M- u& J: e, }" k>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason # ^/ G( d8 B3 j% p* [/ y: g% }
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the % O) g* y9 s) S  ^8 I2 F7 F
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 {% O5 i/ N0 j: S4 k+ o>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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% z9 I0 h6 v! ]>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research - D6 v3 i/ ^( ]
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, [1 I: ^/ o. \5 ?& i! l>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 e5 B2 q1 x  h; M) ?9 j( Y4 v>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 3 r* h: C: G% N* o' U" D
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three5 S1 F$ L. W# n4 t
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( Q8 D2 ]% s9 D- X" W/ {+ p/ }>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% }. G# R% K: R. s$ G) m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, z; }3 f$ L, n  }* ]: K0 E# J>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 \; Q0 B% }" {* I' e7 a; {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 p* L, j; }& ^9 k+ z1 hthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
# M* B* G6 x( \! n6 U) b: D“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“," C8 Y! F% o& n3 u
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 O( C0 O% _- B  R加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 $ p& J, F& K7 B7 D
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:8 [4 c! Y8 m! F' t' p
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,2 X1 j* b3 q7 y5 `2 B0 g
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

% c# V! g4 ~2 ~3 z7 s: V真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ' t4 H7 {3 @6 o6 S& z% Y& u3 o
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全盘接受一下。

# H7 o$ O+ I  s* Y真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 + D1 {$ u0 B& t; `
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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" |3 [" ]( M: _别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ o( w; J$ D" `7 H8 O9 R; f" b你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 # F; I% r& v% ?# o% e
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 T. X7 [/ A. s' w# Q; Q真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 " e6 S8 n: q; J: j& [* d2 C; h

: t! ~9 c- b1 k3 W大学教授哦,能不剥削?

5 w) ~! b% y, O( f+ i1 G4 Q; g她是大学教瘦?
7 V3 I' N, J9 Z6 R大学教胖还差不多 0 M) @( y! s; w! P9 [
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ( h- ^7 \( o5 X
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ m& U; C4 u  a紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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