Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, k8 I0 t( R  u, F( Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 q5 S# d& W$ Q; `$ U+ s- B1 \& \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
: I9 K& a4 Y9 K7 s8 G# i% q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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+ _+ [% d* S1 @6 C0 M+ { You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

1 Y) @! w2 f# E7 d6 S" \ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

/ J9 Y& t. Q$ p  K9 l) u. XThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: `, j0 n! N  Z2 R+ {the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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3 Q+ V( `9 Q. L( LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
$ j" Q" H: H5 E: p9 clawyer.

: m% b! [2 `; ]9 {0 c3 ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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# Y7 X6 l1 h; N( z& V! c  N2 e; lThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( D$ U0 U/ @2 x8 Greferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 M% t: g$ F  mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! l0 }, d, v0 j/ R+ o. n3 }7 q5 f; bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

7 j5 [# q: U- n, W; R" |'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 ^) j- z! V1 H. Z8 |' w6 }>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  U) \$ O$ ^) C7 D& a+ N* O>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 g1 O3 D  U$ T$ N) C  [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 D4 I, G0 u4 }) h>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# E  z# N$ M  ~. v4 d7 M>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* |9 l1 X+ U- X0 l. f>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- i8 n2 i' E" r. G, hA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 ]: P/ g% X# R' {  o0 Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% _2 p, b* V0 |6 y. E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- e( |, l$ M; P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# y& W9 v6 ]) R1 O+ \“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' e$ f+ J) g6 E/ a! q* u真聪明，偶像啊

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! F1 J. k2 [1 ~" _" f全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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, k8 h7 {/ X- o# L+ g) K0 V全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

" P& D6 S9 F. Y& Q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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& d- E/ R0 C% W: \! U$ ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# j2 @" E7 G5 T; P) `0 B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% t$ o9 O6 y0 }  e多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 ?( ?8 g$ ]7 I0 D; L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; H& L8 L/ Z3 o* }/ p; a$ ^她是大学教瘦？
1 ?0 T" y) x9 w* S- G/ T/ P8 A' O大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ q3 n. L" l$ g# G/ @说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 g2 T* F- n( t: c# `9 H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 \7 y$ @7 O6 a8 J. V0 W哈哈，你们在这开小会呢