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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 n5 O* G( y* ~  _
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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  R* [  E5 ~; D  Q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I" b) ]  f+ T9 b0 G$ ^3 J8 i5 l
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,3 z+ T) f- q  l& t4 r
you pay me only $5. % T0 y5 k5 H) S% z$ |

: ?' _6 A5 C7 Z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep4 e5 u- B1 i; K: B9 N- U- u1 Z- E
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 9 N7 @( M$ b' ^' d4 q
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's+ c- U! f8 a& x0 M7 V
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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* x/ V5 k* s; V: e- CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his+ Y. _' w) [/ b# v" ]$ G( i0 Z/ m
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the6 Y: [+ E) e) T# y8 I4 J4 K1 p
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all' Q9 j5 }7 P, \4 \" b6 N4 h
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all0 V7 |; E: ^0 e  A
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He( `* P+ c: S3 z, J* _8 g
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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, w" o' \3 X* [! D6 }$ H' j) \The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason . O% e5 N$ B: c* m7 I  O0 @
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the * \; [* @* B% E
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, O+ m' q( S& [" }' o>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# W$ g8 {6 n! p# R% U( }7 Z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research & _6 W& ^: V) y2 p" V* ~
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a , F3 I/ s& o) e8 I: @: {' }
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 @* M; q* r" a>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' Z+ C& S" |( C* X>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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( ~0 C0 O& P% d2 B6 l/ H& ]+ y/ t>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 J. c3 |/ y, G  J; \: F5 A>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
# k5 s, W2 q* v* i2 O, _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand # b  I" K7 K$ K" |* ~/ X1 b0 }
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 " D0 y. A$ P" o
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 r7 H7 I/ X, M9 B* N! dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb9 [4 y% y, K+ r1 K  h
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 X: O! L7 M* o% \' j& R( U
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
0 [5 K3 Q: V2 {* j“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
/ }9 x* V  @, N' p' U好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % K! T' w- J$ d$ r( e
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( t$ e! r, x8 B+ {6 h真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
% _- V$ m# s  y“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,- j+ u- @2 d- c8 x: r& p
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 T' U2 Z* Y" g* G' ]( t. C  K. \* B
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真聪明,偶像啊

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" ]5 h1 u$ W2 O0 w# O+ N( \! S全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ( z& I+ q  b  f7 I6 F

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全盘接受一下。

, h. ^) e9 C$ _( ]真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 & ]: c' n7 o: w9 R' P
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

/ B7 P( j8 Z! q0 I; J, X大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

% U+ i2 @) e6 w( k" n2 a她是大学教瘦?0 ~' R9 I+ J8 z, l. Z; J9 G5 v3 z
大学教胖还差不多
2 [& y% f: {# u0 C+ p5 `! Q( p她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( d0 O3 t* r( ]: {紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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