Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a/ \5 _4 t/ W. E% U- |+ B5 W
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb8 j! N% `! I1 _; m& J3 c4 o4 l  X
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  f9 k0 n( u  \/ E, N: Othe newfie would like to play a fun game. 4 F4 h8 ]: |# T5 W
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 t( l# K+ L0 n7 m, I$ W3 Kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,; `% I/ w' F5 a- K
you pay me only $5.   A  W' n) @# |" j1 f

% g) `3 {" h0 v3 _/ ? You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I* A% c4 ?: n! C/ b5 C- u6 v" a1 G6 \4 Y
will pay you $500. , R7 G6 x1 \# H% ]' |2 l3 w2 U" |
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep' d! k/ q, f( b# F' O
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.   w4 B  s- }" m% _" O% R1 [" G% u! k
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's# h/ r% W# I; j
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his; n& c- G, |7 H% r
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the8 `( n, F4 W% y7 ~
lawyer.
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0 V" d+ F  p: S* i* b: ?4 ZNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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, E6 s& H. l4 s5 m% f4 Y6 h, oHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with& g2 g# z3 P; |! B% ]
three legs, and comes down with four?' + a5 ~7 [' q* x! K
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour/ m& f3 Q  ~, ?) J
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# e1 T. c. H4 h) p; g$ rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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$ x! ^* l3 S2 A% h' `$ TThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and( }6 c. ^! U1 u6 O; j! x' p
comes down with four?' 9 L2 {" o4 B; Q/ K4 }1 ^, S) N

1 U2 x) z5 ]9 O$ A4 \8 F$ rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
' w6 g. e2 i3 z6 S% Fand goes back to sleep.! [: w* [3 r+ u* k# _9 _
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 7 k, q+ f, m5 b: ]* R
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: D, G' s \0 Q$ I; E( D
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 @0 v6 }1 O* }7 u4 Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( I+ _9 _, K: W# d0 B; Sthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * L3 C+ P. J+ O' @) ?
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：; M& P6 r& Y$ T, I7 x; w5 {+ z& T
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，' L8 P& r, @% V( Z0 {
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; Y# p3 _5 _8 `# m" _" Q. K2 t

5 z' N3 z5 {+ r1 p4 J% W" F真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ' n' S# A4 l! k$ i5 u
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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: q' k2 ?' I- X) v( Q& x; H真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( s$ V5 A7 S% { T" F0 o; Q$ B, y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 ^7 q1 K8 G- s
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 * E; f9 y( }5 \" d
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ L% N M" x2 ~6 E D o8 X紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 \% {, I- `# C8 o
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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