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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 D8 F7 ^' ]  _
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The4 X. J* q' R# h3 B0 J/ V; S# D8 k7 j
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I) A& A! p9 L; d) l5 a1 A. k
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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# w8 t3 G6 I) d; W7 X# H/ O This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's5 _4 S/ }4 _) Z& r; j, Y  @
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his1 ]7 _0 k! R- K- c9 b! h
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all0 z% S4 ?7 |  ~3 T# @9 i# f# w
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all: h" G) X; O0 U. p
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour6 `7 k/ j% M- c' }
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and' c: D1 w' Z) ], J- T9 q% V
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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3 I6 L( `: D$ g( eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He$ T4 z5 h- Q0 |# V* ?7 `* K0 X
wakes the newfie up and asks,   a5 q3 {; g- ?! n5 I

- c# ^2 ?* \" V'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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" C0 i6 Q6 ~5 A! {* k% l) {The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!5 U7 ^6 C$ @1 m6 L
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the, y9 k2 W  ^( ^4 S0 U# T+ k& r

3 l; _+ [. j" `! h5 b0 B1 u2 A- i" Q' f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 c1 v6 ^6 c" Q, w( t2 V- }; y+ ]>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason , x" ~) v# q" f
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
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>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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$ u1 x; a9 M2 R. c7 t! l1 K/ G>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
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>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( F% a' O- o, m) R>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, # Q9 H! K( ^# b
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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7 Y& d+ s8 V+ |2 y* g>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 2 @8 L2 o3 R! m9 [
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ( E% P- e& {3 ^5 p- L
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: D2 ?8 o1 R% I. p, |
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- g6 m3 V) n% W6 bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 K7 J' l* d0 bthe newfie would l ...

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# Q2 p7 Y  l8 D3 L' Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ ~' ~$ n6 s$ h
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
5 I4 L1 H; m" T3 H( w) h好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 s4 C3 ^6 l$ V+ D9 B! i- m% x! y+ \加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 , B8 j* K9 t; v. e0 H3 R- n7 v2 J
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 l0 ]0 t* ?# f) Q1 W8 u
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真聪明,偶像啊
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& C# F' I2 G8 B+ w+ V0 j  P全盘接受一下。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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% Z' n/ i# a) q/ q4 N8 ~' }" E  |全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ' m" m) P" {' N, `8 {: }

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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; W5 ]0 r$ f  z6 s, D7 n0 U

0 X& |2 F- I7 L真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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: B. o8 H; x# f2 C1 [7 G% F( T大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?, j- _% Q* w# a, W" T# |: b  K! H
大学教胖还差不多
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 i- F0 o& J6 W: O. \8 @
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . s! |7 ?+ r' b1 }. I/ X1 y
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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