Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* g) V  E3 ]& Y' q- t' z. P5 w
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb& G8 f. y+ [, k
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if  ]8 k# D4 w5 V9 u6 x; [9 `
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ' H, N/ D$ I! V

6 N; H0 w- D2 v6 N( b" L The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so$ _( x: m  T7 M8 }
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The) Y" |/ u8 V  F) n3 }- u6 b8 E
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) X5 f2 r4 g% [ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) L/ X+ `( e: N  n3 t% m% Myou pay me only $5. ) s& J. P2 {7 i+ W
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I9 H4 H8 n0 v" G* [
will pay you $500. % M# ~8 H0 e3 E* @0 J/ r
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep. D( O! |7 k  f# n) ^2 n
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. - }+ R. D8 h' z/ e

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's1 e. d( I$ ]2 b# y! ]4 t2 B: b5 |) \
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his4 S8 Z- i3 C' a! s, G. j" r
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the  z/ F, @/ U' }! U3 N, L
lawyer.
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+ ?: P) F# T% p/ P2 ?Now, it's the newfie's turn.7 |6 w0 S4 T( b, O
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with; d1 t+ D3 f* O1 D( `8 N7 s
three legs, and comes down with four?' ! }, }  g& J  J2 z

* z) H0 u" {$ ~3 IThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 J0 ?$ T; O+ s! C/ g7 {" |references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all: J' Q* l9 A, K' F: i  ~
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  S! X! f: j- p& lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and9 c8 S, p5 [: J$ s4 N* H; M5 Y3 ]
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right0 J7 R1 j0 o5 ]9 h8 b$ ~# ]
back to sleep.
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! M! A. g* p" b- d1 qThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He  c4 p) I" s* M& G- K
wakes the newfie up and asks, 7 R% h3 v0 I+ S- B1 m7 J2 L

3 c% c, n1 d- E0 P9 z  p3 A% ]0 H'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and) D, [' N  n. p" y4 ]
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5/ D7 y: Z( V4 n; l
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ( Z; C; ^* I* j0 h5 { e
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 A2 H0 J, ^: _& o7 x: [1 j8 [! C& plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb M- K8 ~' x- b+ m6 U% g: E
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* \6 a7 ~( g. D' Hthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * w6 I3 S! z( w
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. g% m9 P, L8 g: A$ F% J2 {5 a/ T# z5 q5 P
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( K2 k9 o# k5 X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& P$ |0 F5 n/ I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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- [6 O; r/ K, U全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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' m5 h$ H7 A" N3 S! a真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 2 r2 q( i- ~2 c/ S, O# N4 a

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 \: o1 K ~0 q4 ]8 I6 \0 L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 , H8 b7 _$ N3 G
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 , ?# P& X2 P+ l) [: K4 o" ]$ D
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * L0 o0 M$ p$ s, z
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 H/ P; `. j) H7 e [+ B) v
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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