Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. o9 s3 {: k. h: i5 Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 J  U8 V- m. X& u1 }$ b; C! X# ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
$ s  v9 a6 d/ T; t) [ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) k! Y3 }2 k/ q4 gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

7 Q4 W7 c: ~" _8 {  P7 ^; j You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( I/ `7 e0 C% l" J will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' W# `! S* K1 s* P" i0 j. Zthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, ]3 A# s& A! A7 k( v. pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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# I3 B: {- D/ t9 qThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  v4 k  Q4 ^4 opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 X3 Y& J7 f/ p6 L6 A0 Mlawyer.

, k4 A5 A1 n7 C5 z  \5 h: ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.

6 A" c+ y, q2 j  l% x7 h$ D; @/ WHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  _4 L" M3 o1 x; Xthree legs, and comes down with four?'

. I. m" {! C6 L' e% ~: {! RThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! \! \9 M6 f& H4 k* C, c6 C. s- Zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% t6 J3 m& Q( n  M9 G# iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# R8 P* F" D3 `/ C2 e  L& S: dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 h  N6 P' I  P+ F4 N! h: rwakes the newfie up and asks,

. ~" R( Y4 m5 B  L'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

0 Q% O, l9 {/ o3 K# xThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) w2 g8 T/ J& [) d& _8 F/ y, P9 L: n>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 z. T8 T( n1 V  O>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

) ^8 y  ?5 _& S! f" P6 N>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 K6 m" U8 G1 z' l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! X) h" |) @  R! |>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* t  i# Z$ k) ?0 r( ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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* {# b, W) \; n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& T  [9 d" q( Z0 t5 U' C( t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( C; P3 {+ g/ H: I$ U8 P好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 Q' u! f, c. i0 X( M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; o6 P2 u* f5 x- }! H7 V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

1 F. c( Y4 Q. Q; d* L" g; }真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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: p5 |+ Z3 z# t+ c全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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( W- [5 ]. J0 \* J/ ~. O全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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# _7 g: b! C- k" x0 h. I真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

7 Z! u, ~2 p9 A$ I* F5 U; J  h% d别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 r1 X& k) ]' z. }1 `# _  a( q$ I  ^6 ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: V- B. O) r! H- ^- e& g多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

5 X8 h) O6 Z3 I/ D真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

. z, ]& S% ^5 w* f大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) G4 S+ `) |5 W( q! [她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
; Y2 [$ O) \$ V- c+ S2 u2 W她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. I! y1 B5 I2 ~紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢