Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; k5 x! m) U* S# _, q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 h7 A8 U* B, g2 l+ Y% d lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. M6 D3 C  D/ _( i3 J& byou pay me only $5.
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: ]8 j) M; h  I2 |$ |1 I You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
: h+ w! ~- Q' k5 K% R will pay you $500.
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+ z9 x( y2 T8 o6 Y* v% [! F This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) h/ h8 G4 u- H8 s! i0 ^the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

, @; W- L: z  N; TThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* a+ x: b# A7 ^( Athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

/ @; q/ Q7 {$ c; r  b8 t% _2 ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.

1 H. m, e+ G6 \3 z  ]He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# @$ m+ ?, h" s# p: E7 w: S- \three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 u  G, d! }" y' Athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% D$ O  U3 M' s2 B% l( Qback to sleep.
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2 ]+ K# ~! [( [/ @3 L0 f) x/ N3 ?The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 B1 S2 m' _3 B: F% X>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ U' s2 j$ U. a* _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* W- O& r$ Z) K: N; C3 ?, i; F>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 o+ R8 M* y* j2 Q' J( S>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& \8 I6 b& ?# ]7 [$ `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 J, V% M6 S3 A' t0 nA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! L/ f  _) G& z" V" P& I' y5 b6 Slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! e& ?" v' P5 n. _7 s# y9 k$ Othe newfie would l ...

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  n9 M. `, r( S7 E: t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) L( B% y8 a( b, H“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' g3 W9 o: X0 ~/ }4 B$ f% X" j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 x: G$ p0 U- m& L4 l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( f6 {$ ^1 G7 `/ Y真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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, {; H9 J/ Q+ p  Q# U* @; d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) ?1 k) T; J, N6 d“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  ~+ j6 }' ~# o  u, Z5 o真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: C7 y  K/ [$ f- [$ R( H' K真聪明，偶像啊

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, B( L! ^* j( X1 V/ o& [+ k+ R6 E* z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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% o: L2 k) |6 c. N% d7 U3 Z0 r全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

- f6 m5 @& k+ D: I# H* d& K, A' g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) B! X1 A# G1 p% j6 }/ _$ h2 j( ?* h别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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, l' o6 t5 D! f/ D3 ?; A* A+ v+ y别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 {2 \) i: p% ^* ~- x; b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, A6 F1 d: U0 h多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

! h2 M0 R: Z* L/ w. B/ g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; F* o! G/ n( l紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ e$ Z0 k* @8 t% A说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 C" I6 N7 O  j: x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢