Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ q9 g1 y) x2 cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( H# C; o! z# `' \# P) fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 u- w  B9 l/ y7 t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' t" G7 P5 `) d. s! o  xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) p: k9 U& @1 J. ~1 Cyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. ~6 K% C( S2 m will pay you $500.

1 N) o# f* T- X This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# [. d! R( A1 p% n: Z/ dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 s( s2 }, q8 O9 m4 c& |" U: Lthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! v3 G' b) @: J7 lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 k4 g8 X6 g$ Y0 t; }' W: Tlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

. x9 R  D1 P. V) H: yHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

; r- q  G! H9 _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 @) w/ O1 W8 I+ g- H3 @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  F6 F5 z! ]6 F5 ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 W5 u8 T! L* r+ G+ Shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ E- Q- m! X: U4 O  Nback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* ^- c! z: i2 |( P/ Iwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 i: }! y' q5 D) W+ Q$ n3 gcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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7 Z$ G$ P7 U& H4 Z7 v' ~  k5 E  _% `Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ {. C) o  ~, a8 f) d>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 w7 {$ Z# t) c>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" _: M$ Z2 ~" y& {: x8 e" M- _>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ w; K& T) E- a2 {/ U4 N- E>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# o) n) A' H# y  c>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

7 b4 `" D% a; b>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 C* o$ [6 N) t& i" {  D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: f+ ?9 B5 d1 h: I4 N6 n>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 ]- }8 c( T/ U. N: q* wA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- [! P3 U0 C0 |the newfie would l ...

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% m/ x" E2 m. o( ?8 t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! d1 E; d- q2 }  @% g# @$ [1 p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ ~: p* r9 k" Q/ s$ l# T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 p; n! ]0 ~; }2 }) D真聪明，偶像啊

% O4 g2 \! x- U0 d6 j1 h全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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6 C+ s8 P; w: g' P全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ P7 J3 x0 ^: P( ?' F0 l' L& o: O3 t5 |你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 a) O% q. O1 q$ _) v3 j0 \; Y; A多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, J0 [! g/ X+ u% j真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
( o& j8 |: D7 s$ t, U她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 j/ Y1 P3 E% i; g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ C7 k8 k6 F3 d8 ?, d& H8 y0 X说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 F# h  L9 ~' S9 G6 M& D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢