Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 h+ n! R) b/ E% j4 sthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
9 M8 R+ Y; z+ t7 m The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 u3 N$ ?: y' ]) W9 T6 q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 _( }8 N8 z/ J% y8 M lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& `* c. p, B; e( b* Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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# @( U. O$ v9 h9 D) w8 n- H3 q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
0 i: W# G2 A8 f# b5 j% Q$ l: j, r will pay you $500.

, J: ?& e# h9 }1 U& t& L This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( x# @% x! M1 V- G/ U$ pthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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7 G- P& K6 ^: K4 ~- N. F+ fThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
' f% q+ {/ b% k& a8 T5 Y% vlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

, [# F, y0 J7 j4 w6 @He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  o1 y7 X0 D4 o0 `" @three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; A  }' a: \$ r  i$ g/ |* L8 lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* F0 X: J& q9 h2 u, {1 }of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 Z, O& p2 y5 _! [% Q0 S0 }7 Thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# t6 b! X% D' G* f. T+ jback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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! {0 S6 s+ b/ u9 U; KThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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, x( N! `+ x" g% G$ m" m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# ~8 Q: |: E8 U) x>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 K1 h# K2 p5 M) X>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% Z8 J7 R5 ^2 }>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* }- t4 V" t7 y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 C4 d! \' q- a, d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 T% s- f; J8 k2 w; h1 J* S# ~>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, Z2 M3 V! g9 Q- D9 [long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

% }) V- U# e4 o& D9 P0 s7 I2 b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! U" G+ F! Z* \( H6 A) X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 S6 \! x; }2 Q" `真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 `5 @. P% @# Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* Z* }4 s( Q( d  P! f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

1 {2 {2 a# }7 K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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2 j8 e, j' d- F  @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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8 F2 w1 g9 Z# t; ?" G别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

. [- t5 G$ ]1 A0 k" h6 W0 U: `你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' L8 u. P# F  h4 a4 d! C  q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

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9 k/ c8 E. U6 Z) ^3 b大学教胖还差不多
- u# \: b' Z& M/ |她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( w: U$ F+ ~7 f) J8 N说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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