Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  @: x; i2 |% ?/ L9 c% D) nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) X+ r: c; }  e- k8 m  Ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ w! p6 ~/ A# g$ X1 Bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) Y1 y( w+ U6 U- j' S. d( K he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; c4 _/ F1 e  a8 D6 i3 ~ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; `1 R' ]2 X$ I% ?you pay me only $5.
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7 e( A& p0 E* Q& ?4 W You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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' x5 k) x) D0 Y) n% s2 I. O& cNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

5 ?* e# c- V& ~1 z5 OThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 M: i4 N. N( t$ Treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 e2 O# O# Y* }0 B! G% kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ E$ W0 W2 |% m7 h" Z$ jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 z6 K2 [8 q; J: [  [back to sleep.

, D% o7 j$ b# m8 GThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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' Q2 b, p- T$ ^8 _9 l$ u8 x" s: ?'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 o( r; Y! y( d9 `# Land goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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; |% S+ w1 r% R& S, U" NLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

- [' h( c* I2 ]) n& B8 d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 x) z0 [$ y6 z, W# }>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ E9 B5 A5 Z* K>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ Y! L- ~6 J: \! D) {# i% a>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 O4 c3 C. l& o9 l>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 e* _; h; }7 L& r>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ u) @0 j1 [+ _4 N. ~* t  \3 CA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 D. `$ Q$ n8 q- V$ X' olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 P  Q  V# {7 U& \% ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# K+ A  Y) p' V+ S' C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* x  l+ C) E& |8 ?: h9 A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' n+ {5 }2 g5 s* h1 D: h  Q真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

5 t/ K& h: A8 {0 L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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1 G. j1 M; {2 s& {/ p( F0 g! V别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 s( X. D: `  ]# ~0 E4 t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; M  ~, p+ q- u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' |' _, y# `' U# ?# J她是大学教瘦？
4 H3 ^4 k$ M- x6 t8 Q' N大学教胖还差不多
9 g: o9 d+ S# h% R& R她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ R& S( S' U2 c5 ]$ r+ ]4 J紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, p8 S1 W- O+ K8 ?3 E( ?( H, c哈哈，你们在这开小会呢