Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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  c1 h- r2 n% H/ v0 g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 z# \3 J& p0 }0 H he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ z( I& f* F) V/ s3 { lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% b- V: d  o, I! b) g( `' V! G8 K8 |ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! D# n: S9 R! z8 `/ uyou pay me only $5.

6 I* z, N% |. h% C& j9 x# ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
) F; G. Q0 ~. @ will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' m9 f+ @- p* b) ?the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, J  a" \7 p& X" c) T! Bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 {4 q8 O" Q( X8 z5 Wlawyer.
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4 k$ C* p1 a1 n- |6 ^2 O' jNow, it's the newfie's turn.

; G  g) {4 g' u( M! C( T$ FHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) |0 Z9 j! G7 v( L& _) Wthree legs, and comes down with four?'

* _6 U  S8 H1 SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 n6 h$ R% z+ e; ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

& J  W6 n6 B6 o'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

/ {8 r8 e9 Z4 ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
% l* U/ [4 @; i" K% kand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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+ ], i* T1 m$ R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 F3 d8 t' X( o& W>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 P4 e, X  R, S( B4 ]>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 ~7 B; G: a: J0 j: f1 [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 a% ^! P, _: U; a- j! k7 O>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

) B* X, f7 {1 \* k2 g- d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 O5 _# q2 h1 V! R: K4 Z  g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
# n/ I; j7 M2 ^" BA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( E0 @# K7 F" b0 h% `: Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; q1 ]( `9 h. a& ~3 Tthe newfie would l ...

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! Y) f! c/ f2 @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% W3 G6 Y; s5 l5 z) i' }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: b) |% s$ p( I) F加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  Y+ Y% B1 e5 c7 v( }5 }3 C( o& Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ P8 I* M3 K6 ^, e+ _  j% w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" y0 d; U+ j) T% U8 V. _+ A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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# K+ u3 i7 B( Z$ g, Z全盘接受一下。

, o2 f& n7 z6 p( ~  j* K8 {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 w8 `9 _9 q1 l5 d0 L" l2 j3 V& Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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9 X5 d* L" ^, l/ t3 B3 m' `# A别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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3 V% W% F4 Y& B& _5 t" {别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& {  b0 h- s, T* |  u2 M真博学，偶像啊。

3 `0 q% O1 ]8 N6 R& V8 k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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4 z! w/ a; s' s6 P" S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 B! f1 y1 W/ L5 @1 H她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 H* k2 i- ?& [, v% V, c  E0 g9 L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( f7 i* W1 s5 B. d说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢