Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 n5 O* G( y* ~  _
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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  R* [  E5 ~; D  Q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I" b) ]  f+ T9 b0 G$ ^3 J8 i5 l
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,3 z+ T) f- q  l& t4 r
you pay me only $5. % T0 y5 k5 H) S% z$ |

: ?' _6 A5 C7 Z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep4 e5 u- B1 i; K: B9 N- U- u1 Z- E
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 9 N7 @( M$ b' ^' d4 q
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's+ c- U! f8 a& x0 M7 V
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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* x/ V5 k* s; V: e- CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his+ Y. _' w) [/ b# v" ]$ G( i0 Z/ m
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the6 Y: [+ E) e) T# y8 I4 J4 K1 p
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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/ T7 g3 C' L. N7 k) V5 C; m" t, |4 F' NHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* x$ |; ^- \& X. Z; x. kthree legs, and comes down with four?' 2 `1 E5 f) u/ B0 H7 v
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all' Q9 j5 }7 P, \4 \" b6 N4 h
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all0 V7 |; E: ^0 e  A
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# S% p+ @" R, |0 k8 t* u2 fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and  |* A3 K- M8 I! h" F7 ^
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% Z3 d+ a8 e7 h2 c& B, Cback to sleep. 2 V% \  V! g9 l5 G1 A, i+ R, t
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He( `* P+ c: S3 z, J* _8 g
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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, w" o' \3 X* [! D6 }$ H' j) \The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 " D0 y. A$ P" o
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 X: O! L7 M* o% \' j& R( U
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % K! T' w- J$ d$ r( e
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% _- V$ m# s y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，- j+ u- @2 d- c8 x: r& p
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 T' U2 Z* Y" g* G' ]( t. C K. \* B
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ( z& I+ q b f7 I6 F

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 j7 ?$ f9 X c' B }# d9 _" k7 r别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 & ]: c' n7 o: w9 R' P
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 B/ k0 Z# \# Z: o. D1 |! ^( x# c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( d0 O3 t* r( ]: {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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