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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% P9 H% F- F5 l7 p! }
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 {- a+ O# i7 r& _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 c. A! c, t9 n5 e7 O' a" ~& @the newfie would like to play a fun game.   s$ n3 I* h: [5 L
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* l9 X8 x$ v. b4 q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) [# S$ A6 [1 X: b# ^ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 v$ a0 @0 r3 ]5 v2 W1 Hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,& z) C2 Z$ Z! [: ?" D3 w8 Y$ |" h
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I! P. Q9 n9 y  a7 J+ z, q: @
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his4 i  Z5 V7 _% H" e  w- g* I
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn., @9 X3 |0 k& l" _

; C+ d/ `+ b3 _! gHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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$ O# ~+ h6 G2 r0 SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all" `9 W6 |8 ]. K; b+ r- ^
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 @" T; C6 R' _8 n. {3 vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* K0 ]5 P# c3 v* Z7 Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) `+ F9 n" H% Z. O2 X- }hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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0 G2 N" x7 `3 Y& mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He5 S: E% O* z, f
wakes the newfie up and asks, 8 A5 ~. z9 @: Q- Y5 [6 S5 e

5 q+ b: B& N+ C/ z' B( e1 F; i'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and, W" Y( @) m( i; j% k; ]% w1 w
comes down with four?' 6 l& s! D# E8 b- G+ ?
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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4 `3 F" a( J) M% b- Y; m( _7 pLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. W/ F' b( G0 w& l% G' y! ]  {>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 u1 F" [; R1 D8 Z% X; b$ F: `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; J# q& b8 @! b6 P' b2 L8 [" _9 U* p>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, , x! R5 p; h# e1 g" D% I
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research : t2 @' X( ^4 P* p( K% m: g
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a $ L. ~" F- Y3 G. Q% S9 B) o# o( q( S
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: ]4 c, d4 j0 I# ?  M( B5 J1 i>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ A& E& f! ~+ L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three5 n0 f/ g  z3 [* S# J4 I  F6 V! Y

5 {2 T* q+ G$ ^! [8 G>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's : g. k/ [. ~# L6 D8 l: Q) Z
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) [' M- g* S( l* g, W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand % ~( Z# d" r. M0 {% Q6 [4 [
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! C4 ]  v+ x+ T" i& AA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 w6 W+ b) i2 T  b; W3 `# {4 O9 klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb; d, x" r+ w9 E, Q# ?( {
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- W" F. {) z0 u: f5 P/ Jthe newfie would l ...

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5 K6 q* Z2 y- |  b5 g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:6 h8 H" z" O6 x: U# G0 E
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
  s4 S; W/ Y* T2 H2 K5 [( N好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- j2 R$ n- Y6 V- [( R6 Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
! g3 w  j0 @4 o, l+ V, B  p“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" H; R8 C6 o. X# V. X2 \, P; T) ^好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

- o! }! C) K7 X0 O# A; {1 @  ~真聪明,偶像啊
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 I" R- s# X, g" D; _
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真聪明,偶像啊

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$ |3 `  g0 ]9 N全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 9 |9 p' u* g& c+ W
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/ @) Q1 K7 s: ?" J全盘接受一下。

+ I1 A7 ^) M/ L) `" p& u7 \) r真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 + T+ c! z" }. i
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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/ v7 ~% S" a9 y! F1 ~; F, o4 L别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ _# t5 {# R/ b3 N+ v4 A$ q加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; u& r$ I+ e7 t+ H1 M! v* Y* ]多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 3 B& _1 t5 j- d

9 y$ v, d9 ~8 T* @6 f1 q大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + \8 e4 {2 `4 z: a3 k" Q
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : ?6 _: n* {, j$ b
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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