Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if& B' O0 A7 ^. ?
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 0 v  y) g) ?* Y

, p! O, T; L% u( A$ o The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so1 Q/ G9 h* E' G' P8 A: m- K+ a
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I" x& w5 M! ]# k3 K0 w3 J
will pay you $500.
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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. + J* j7 @/ l3 g; _) N

* c: H, r' i# L$ b0 cThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's. e" G( l" C' v( w/ A( p, M
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' $ [& b) E  r) k% D1 Y: G" x: W6 T
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all% D7 E2 P, j+ ]6 w$ Z6 `
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all+ k, u9 P! x5 M! N, ~5 V4 S' B
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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5 m/ T0 A* `( `* B0 Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right) D0 S2 r" U" D8 u( ]/ u$ ]1 ]
back to sleep. , `$ U" ^; u0 B" L- q! t
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He2 c1 y, [# G" m6 u5 S
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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comes down with four?' 6 }! y: @9 D% _; t; b+ b
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 x5 ~+ t8 f7 b3 L; A, }A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a' p8 A1 E6 a. p5 y9 a& m
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 [( E0 z3 b. L& Q# _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 {) y# z; N! ] c0 Nthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( @( u3 v q# @4 m# a& b, \- a加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 $ ~" ~6 W) [1 u: ?* e. o) d
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& V6 b. ~: F& }- l, X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 a5 e0 }; \1 q" R X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# r+ r4 r) j( |( z; f$ r# a真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 / G e3 Q4 G" h- x5 ]: y8 v
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. t$ Z' X& I( s加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( j, ]% g$ o% h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 - a4 H+ w' B$ E Z2 g! I
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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