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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 A! N( z% S! I9 _$ ?
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# n$ r# d+ v+ ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: {" f$ n- D, ~4 y1 Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 x( k  x; W0 n( ] The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so1 i3 |7 c& B" I$ H( g
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ @4 Z: _0 m# z1 Q" h lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 B' Z$ t* R; J7 ^- S( F& ~$ }ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,$ ], g( @7 j( g8 z& i
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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5 r2 B  u: i$ ?, N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's* r$ f: i$ l) d9 _9 j" `
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pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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4 e8 l/ r6 u4 \: V4 J) h: z3 k; YNow, it's the newfie's turn.6 _- a$ a5 R* c" T. }# z
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- l2 i9 a2 q% Q! Ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) ?) t2 A2 i/ W" H3 uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour/ r2 j- V  H+ g' g7 N7 @
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 B/ `8 u7 D/ whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right* R" K4 f( I4 ?7 E8 h
back to sleep.
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+ r  N- @( w" ]* I9 z5 UThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He$ s1 Z5 G; h6 |7 l' C9 s
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and5 }7 U9 E- @6 G
comes down with four?' ( I2 D$ P+ [9 X3 u$ q

0 c: a) H! R- s/ N% L+ v0 K( Q2 YThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5  b& J* V! W+ b3 x* c& ?3 R9 i
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!' x4 d4 D+ J( C! ]' h8 X+ g# X
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 2 y! b0 V- n1 }2 v3 h8 d4 m2 f
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 ?- x1 d1 o: c4 g8 z1 Q4 Q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the - S) E$ s; K8 l3 Y" O  c0 t
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ; d4 U- l/ x$ p' N9 t
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ v3 n6 B% P  {>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ! @/ [4 g/ A0 D* V
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ K0 G3 D# V& c+ j, W) E4 U>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 @& s6 V$ Z1 G9 R( p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three9 X/ N9 X9 N3 S" O/ @
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's # R/ g. @0 I# v+ w% J% f  ?  c
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& A' M0 T9 C; f- F% x4 b7 P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ' {$ r3 Z! Q& u4 P
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 m8 j+ N; d- [' p! c% K, WA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a1 h0 D" X1 H' y: j+ Q% U! \/ c
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb1 [$ a3 j, N/ i  S& g
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 I5 w; H" m6 P$ a
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:5 Z6 l+ g: d( Z5 J4 ?
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,$ A; R3 ^8 J- a) Z/ N  u/ z1 l
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , K* p: v& Z( J
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; x  `6 p# ?1 j! p% a8 H( x真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 , L" }$ n0 \# P8 S  n
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; X: T2 P0 R" c- s+ Z4 C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:6 i# b* E; R, O8 P" D1 D
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
8 ~, _7 b6 H# K9 X* X好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 [. d9 n% f' i3 i- T+ `% j全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 F0 r, J- h) L5 O6 r真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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  w5 y: w: u" E( S9 h* L$ g6 u别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 , Y# C5 B* j( m. I" r0 [' ~+ I
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+ }4 o! ~. c5 ^; T2 x别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 t5 c  f$ N/ U3 ]8 q, c2 K! a+ v
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ' H+ R0 U5 p5 w( Q3 A
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真博学,偶像啊。

* G: `) K) ]2 h5 I( N0 G: W3 \% p大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 . |3 A6 w8 Y3 P0 N0 Q% P

1 S! V& _9 Y' E9 _' t大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
& X) X9 F$ L+ i+ f2 ]7 J大学教胖还差不多
& |1 U  _  Z2 o( u! I6 I她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; i, I+ V' l$ F4 _
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : r" m+ H. |* X' a" O2 t& i! v8 C
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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2 [: ]. L; H) ]& I# H哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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