Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& P/ H3 Z! ~/ W7 Y% A, e  }; Clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# d. ?( z3 g0 R" J/ G" m& U2 Ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! A6 t. z2 f9 ~/ @ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% o" @. N6 s. s4 task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* E; g3 C. j- b will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- [- C, ^* M: ^$ K8 [" dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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( J! }1 K! y4 Q4 FThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( _( p/ b/ |( a. R7 d, Bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

+ w0 d- ?: y0 h+ x6 x' n" q6 LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
, k, x" f) \8 _2 Ulawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 N0 z5 ^3 @. l$ t7 a# mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ `% s! I, t0 q) T  K  dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# s3 W) e3 S( d% O1 tback to sleep.

% m; K% u4 P5 c% W; [The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

  c' }  n1 g2 \% ^% c9 f'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 C5 }9 n0 f+ Z2 U* a9 Y$ ]% b, ecomes down with four?'
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# M+ N3 D4 N0 P1 O: g- `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
( r, N1 f  ]7 Z3 }+ tand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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. J+ g" X0 ^) X: V' y( k8 L/ z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( j/ k# j  G/ r, r>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' m3 @5 \& t9 P* X) c3 ?! F>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! ~. I' {" i0 b1 c  |7 \4 A* K$ q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

$ N, m. f4 i- L  |8 V>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 H) |5 V- Z2 s: O0 X6 s>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 v; e# G/ u7 \: [7 B>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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, H0 I" m7 e+ ~>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# X' j4 @& K7 `  ]3 Y9 H3 E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' O5 P* h! f9 b1 X9 x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 [9 Y9 j5 f: u, z  m1 Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

) u$ M  B3 h6 j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 X( _, ^* E  E  |- P/ {! q" ^- s" W, \好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: D: h. `0 P& X; |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! V/ r! r5 ^3 ^. `' N) O% i真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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* G: h! w3 E+ S( o1 y. m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- O$ K( W! l/ x- N( x1 Y真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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* Q+ P4 f' K  s9 W2 [# k别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

8 C$ i% j: r0 `8 ]* R大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; Z9 N' g0 d) @6 O. M9 t( h大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ ~. A+ g! z1 `+ C* K3 P5 }1 k: [$ ?她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
' v& ?3 @# ]9 Z% g8 D+ }她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! R2 ~% L; s8 ]/ ~& F7 b说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ a2 v$ D4 f+ n1 W$ h) W" G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ p7 J$ @9 l" R; s5 y哈哈，你们在这开小会呢