 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ `( |) }- r+ W$ U( ~7 Z; R4 Q
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 Q3 b4 v _7 J) k! Q# `+ mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ E/ K: W/ K, uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
- ]% {# j& H! v P7 I M; z+ j
; w# G, N2 B9 g5 W! M9 X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 m+ I4 {! R! i he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* n- x( U- n* ]$ w- X lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 D( {; ~ T8 R/ R+ @( q; rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,: T( H# O: g, J2 ~! @5 T* {
you pay me only $5. $ l0 F! c: b6 k k, J; [2 D
! ?7 \8 ?3 r; ]( _2 g2 W You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
3 H/ a( \4 a. p; |4 ]) Y# ~# p4 [' H will pay you $500.
. [' { ?7 j. w7 I' z$ N
6 q6 l% S6 v7 @. S This catches the newfie's attention and to keep! P% U" U* w0 k
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. : E" Y; `( A8 r/ U: R) S! {
6 t1 R$ c9 n/ i0 W( u
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's' S; b8 m8 o4 o) { @2 B
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
! @% i/ [+ d0 ]& h% C
% z3 T4 j3 H/ iThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, ]- D' L1 K. V9 U9 mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the8 \6 Y/ l( G9 A/ ~
lawyer.
2 D; J7 q, K$ b% V4 F4 m8 F
1 R g/ p! F+ k H: `Now, it's the newfie's turn.1 T' T' x& H, L
% R& A/ L( G3 i" H t% }9 e
He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with; T6 {$ G% V: i7 ^
three legs, and comes down with four?'
8 B* H( X5 g3 Q3 d; j/ p2 E! D5 P& m3 N& ]3 j3 o% D
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all8 z# p( K$ ]9 J8 H; M
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 a: R" N* L* W0 V4 Y/ Hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 s% v$ N0 Q5 e2 A; r4 ]of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and) S, W" u8 F$ i, y4 e0 a; B
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 D- F8 g4 R ]% ^9 {back to sleep. 4 A+ }2 N |* N3 U7 D& @
9 C) S2 h9 s# F5 q: `6 `* _The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He- G* [. B, d0 u3 S% ?9 l# r' A
wakes the newfie up and asks, 6 K+ B6 Q J# Y+ \2 L/ s& ~& @1 K
( y, o! ~4 V% a8 h* _* C'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 T/ `# H; J5 acomes down with four?'
3 r) ~2 ~! R2 x" P
9 j6 M/ Z) |% a0 s9 }# J, j% D2 kThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5( y. e/ j- K% ?8 k# u% H; [0 r+ |+ r
and goes back to sleep.
3 Q/ ?& C `* V# }
! `+ ~* I9 C. L8 U+ y& t |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-10-31 10:58
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-10-31 13:41
）
，那叫卧底，无间道。
楼主