Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 p. |, b# @: `  V( hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

% [6 {: M% [5 V, s( C) KThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

  X% G8 b' R- X3 J5 z9 `9 G+ `/ A7 AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 T2 s  w% W9 x- ]4 p, x2 O" Sthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* J: u* O; {2 e" vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ L& ^' B0 K% O! C) G7 lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 a+ T* U) [& x" D: M/ x0 N/ b# gback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ b1 Z( E  J5 A+ I4 Awakes the newfie up and asks,

7 H2 O# f- {; r& y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' D8 c9 F5 D" Q) Y- d>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 V9 P: l3 I0 m1 A( H8 w1 q/ y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; o) R  p; n! [/ u% g8 c# l>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 U$ A# W) T7 ^' t" Y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- \6 a& b# G: R9 h9 ~( [>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  a. r9 E+ m2 l* g3 f  b. C( k8 c>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

/ F. v3 r5 |$ A>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ `; k" O7 M. I% z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, A3 V% Z; u9 |>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 y, ^/ K2 Y5 sA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 l9 S2 i" P) ?: Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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- M+ I; c3 ^. O. M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. X& Z- _8 v1 w# K/ j真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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  A$ Y$ c$ n& |" x3 @% C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 {4 ^4 @3 D3 ^2 J3 S# E) X真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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/ [0 ]! h7 S  |5 g) L全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 ?$ i5 J* d" V$ h9 C你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' N* C2 Q: r! |. M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 M& X3 d3 N9 n/ `& k8 b+ r多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

- C3 X' C8 j2 @' s+ Z真博学，偶像啊。

- y  O; w1 p0 R4 H* D' @大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 Q* b8 l2 r3 \她是大学教瘦？
9 l8 r+ I/ u; S' G大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" ~7 r5 X, R8 i  r7 a说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) T8 T7 Z; k, g8 L5 v$ P1 R1 D, c7 e. H哈哈，你们在这开小会呢