Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% f$ F- [/ J/ b2 Y  R
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 X0 x  N- k6 I+ Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 T% H' g) g) K+ ~9 d8 }* z2 \$ h' Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 9 Y, L9 D$ m8 W0 [2 K6 }
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so& ~- m/ Z6 X6 p7 l9 V
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 ~1 D# p. F. |7 Qyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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8 @* X& e. g" [/ P  |% r This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# \; A- C: d* [the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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1 u. Z: a9 D  n+ w* SNow, it's the newfie's turn.# t% l7 @0 U  S9 i7 u+ ]
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with5 O0 ~6 b2 ^: G5 F4 F
three legs, and comes down with four?' 0 v9 {9 @+ B4 w$ L# S7 q
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all6 C% p. p5 X3 u
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all) b: \! A1 S1 X, K& m) F) l4 ?- z
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  K2 h( o2 X. ?/ b7 dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' l. Q: y! K4 y" I+ Fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He; H. h/ M  ]; K: h  r1 N2 \
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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7 e0 D' F( L2 w'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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* B7 D2 `; n+ O/ s4 WThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 9 ?' Y' u! {' s! g6 i5 e4 P
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a6 o' s6 E* s9 t1 k9 E+ _
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb2 ?7 H1 b6 Q1 m; M
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 j3 x6 U8 z* M2 {" ithe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - d. s( r: e- \# I6 c: \
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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+ y/ P/ j- t. @7 g* l5 W8 Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 l7 G* Y: a0 p+ B& Y+ q) X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，& B) R! F* j4 I. }% _6 y
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 g) l* G% @& o% ?8 t* w( `

9 o( Z5 B# Q2 n+ P1 b8 X真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 2 V) N: S) P% ~2 G: Y
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 1 T8 Z0 R& a4 Y& {8 \# l% v
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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5 D( ?- E9 ]' y8 k1 X9 B别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 1 p. y) {: z' `* E
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 " m5 `; L8 d6 E \. ]+ n$ r0 H

( j9 K( U) c6 D真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 8 I7 V, [/ v, A& Y" `
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; {0 E( w3 L3 U; k D) T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 $ D+ C1 F% M/ A9 T0 \' K/ T
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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