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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a, B* Q8 T' `( P. w
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb0 q6 c+ x( l. @  j1 i5 [
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: Q( y( E$ F& {! L& K$ D, J7 hthe newfie would like to play a fun game. % \; C% e0 z! @/ l. H  L& g
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I  _' z/ ]9 p# F$ [5 H( A) a" b+ r
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: i3 ~8 R# ?) {7 u) s% {$ H* hyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I  }+ O; y4 b. S8 @4 ^
will pay you $500. $ `9 @- Y- M" D8 g' c4 w6 `

2 |  B2 u* A: X  w7 R This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& ]! {, _2 D, F$ v( hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.   ~+ K4 {6 l$ L9 c( Z6 z1 ]

: T# O# k. C# F4 J4 [4 M0 O2 HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& u( p( ]$ c& p8 x% \% ^the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his  \$ j& u  q- V; H4 Z2 |3 V
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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7 }' b4 T( [5 e5 ]0 A* iNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with! m: @& a$ J2 p
three legs, and comes down with four?' - I5 E# ^* w/ x! A
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all' X- z1 Y2 C+ ?  A
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all# ]( n6 S1 ^6 ?
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour8 H! H& d+ J  K& H' o
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He. m7 H& W# S- V: y
wakes the newfie up and asks, 8 i% T* ^( p1 e; }) H

. d0 p* x7 \6 ?2 m$ u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and# N0 b1 W8 ]) i1 X
comes down with four?'
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+ o  {9 r4 I* B8 o3 _3 k5 O( oThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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4 x: Y' n. J/ b+ N3 y% }' vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: j# t  s+ `& ^0 u9 C% X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason # D5 c9 H6 Y% u7 m
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the , v- h) Z" I1 e6 d  w) Y) z
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* p' l; b+ n; Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 x0 ]8 K' N! q: k! s>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 0 Q, z9 E" Q! J: m: j$ v, P4 [
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 7 R( p5 B) g; \9 j4 L3 q4 V5 Z
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more & B3 b# n0 K: M; |9 j
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; H6 h- }( N* N! N! U>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three6 e5 M  \% l$ N$ ]  h

& Z/ W: I5 C' T& P5 N>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's   S, w3 [- n* X. k# A( O3 @+ H3 I
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% J5 A; T( X. J$ U5 @>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 8 c0 M9 w' A8 u" `9 b6 j/ J+ `
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 ]6 ?" c1 U" \  f1 mA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 b+ A1 P4 G- C, m# Ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb" i7 B2 H. I' x% l6 F3 G
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( j. ^* A: i" k# ?& vthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
' U) N' {7 A0 ~/ ^( e“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
* ]8 H) F3 s5 A/ V好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- N  N; N6 f% ^* c9 a3 k5 w# k加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 g8 ?& ?; h+ I真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
8 h5 {; T7 d+ J1 J“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
# g& Y' j& R0 w$ i0 Q4 b2 S* R好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 " U" B  h) ~# x

, c2 F& Y$ x+ N6 R( y; {# B, L% H真聪明,偶像啊

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# J6 E. R, s0 F9 h3 U全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

4 e* a9 L8 i- V( w" r% M真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 / V  c( R& \/ o$ [2 d0 ^

# w/ X2 n3 ?* ~! }! g真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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# S( e3 X9 {& C, C' |别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 4 T, k$ p- ?4 k* T; X
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; h4 y5 q2 m  Q你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ; q0 I! g& M7 ~# {6 m) n
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表   w3 }" [0 n0 [2 v6 Z8 e
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 , N1 P: t) h% a) ^( g) k; `

- }; c! ~: W) u0 i) @& @8 Z% _8 v大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
0 N3 e* j" @( _) r大学教胖还差不多
1 U* S  |* R, h. z她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" v2 J/ {, t0 Y- S- S( t0 s0 N) L紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 d1 ]. U2 o5 u6 x说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + u7 U$ R+ ?! |
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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