Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 H' n  p/ W$ v7 [$ llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) l6 `8 Z& o! _: \  [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 A( I7 a8 Q# w9 A* Ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 q. v; l7 V1 B! e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ r. o% [+ n, a' l8 X lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. v: m0 c0 D3 r* _/ eyou pay me only $5.
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: P! h1 M) a. P7 s5 Y! Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

4 `+ G  x; g+ O  x This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- ]  d7 D! A- C7 f# E" l& Ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

$ S- G0 @3 ?0 Z, @3 j2 DThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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8 p: \# j7 D- e/ iNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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5 \  {4 d- L: R" j) ?He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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( Q' y% r9 s2 U( X  h+ E8 vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# I' ]9 W; E5 p! Xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 V( I( ?- w. i8 [* ]0 I, Y$ z9 k5 jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
( g5 g( E9 `* O. J3 _' E# a0 Mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 }; F/ T* L! ]8 vback to sleep.

) s& F9 q9 Y- n. V( BThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, O. N& Y% ?6 A$ rwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

, C; X4 E1 r& K  y, \" sThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

! v& g9 ]/ k+ W, hLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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- Q' V% _5 R1 n4 U$ W$ F4 V& U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
6 J; o/ ~: S+ a- T6 g>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 N+ f4 B1 A/ X: h/ ^5 S>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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7 L7 F& L% m+ x) Z& m>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 Q$ [, U) q( {  N( |# M$ d>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" C1 K$ U, ^" H>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% ]5 K. |/ f+ P1 t+ W8 i9 zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 G5 C2 z2 y/ Q9 ~0 Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& f9 ^4 j, Q5 L1 f) x) w' l真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& \1 h( M  m$ u& ~! }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 \* f# u) _4 U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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3 @( G- g2 L0 ~8 x9 ^$ S全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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, n) b) J+ W" c全盘接受一下。

! |9 [# |) G! i1 a* w: \* d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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6 h6 x) t$ p! h  x3 {( g7 S$ {别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% L; p3 D! F! B" B4 @) |3 j% C( w. h加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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) I, t/ n% `1 z/ W" H真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* \0 _4 g" J/ p8 [大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 U, C& U6 _) Z她是大学教瘦？
9 V( p* m2 a0 i- i. q4 J大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 M: ]3 E: y4 g( l9 s紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢