Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' C( D4 P: B& W% S, [: olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 I) z$ a! E2 [  ]- b$ wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
& f$ T- u( ?) }+ v. i: H The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! m. `! s2 w0 {9 r; K& h/ ]4 E9 cyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

% T, g0 S& Z8 I2 Q' i' m7 e This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, S2 ^* \  x; Y! I/ }% O4 F& Z* Fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
% e! \  v& c. ?; P) i# y5 D' Dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# Y* A# I  s. T; e" K" H3 W' fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 U# f  Y, P* {1 I% _# b; Rlawyer.
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: g) f! e$ A4 |Now, it's the newfie's turn.

& E: t! X+ L1 n5 j' Y, N+ m$ fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' ~0 x$ m( A% eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 w& H3 ]0 v& j# {, Eback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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1 \& \) e/ l7 nThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
! I2 g5 [  f# d) Z, M6 Dand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 j0 O# o* L; J. i% f+ u( a( \- A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: l0 X) W$ P4 w- V( I2 i0 y- Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( M8 D/ {$ N7 ~, X. a- i& R>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 `2 }  `5 @" O! u; Y2 i  v- M0 C! J>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

8 Y6 @; p* I! I* I# h>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 G4 |& I4 j4 X) U+ T5 P4 h' o8 @; ?>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, Q: L& f* l# S  TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. A' t/ v5 m) rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 W1 S1 z# H/ H) Y, R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ a; p& P! l8 u, a% L$ U: n加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" k1 \  I$ h! r5 t1 j2 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) w5 ^/ l; _" A: u$ A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. e0 q1 W; C$ e! k9 Z真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


, m4 n0 s9 K2 `4 I5 v全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

* y% T; u$ M5 H& p' z( X# e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

) S+ |% V+ ?5 q- ?5 Y4 O: r你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# E8 ]. t1 E: K) l9 u" F5 m1 y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. N/ r' j* I1 B' m, x真博学，偶像啊。

7 Z0 i$ K% k  k% @8 {  \( |: t大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

$ N! r1 E$ H9 J1 a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( L$ y. |1 m4 \4 Q! n1 V, e她是大学教瘦？
" B; \  w4 f6 p大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! \' H& k8 d& p( L4 j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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; o1 m- O! _1 U哈哈，你们在这开小会呢