Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 C# D& s5 a0 Vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
' k" G1 I0 E8 q% f! ] The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

4 Q! S: Y6 z0 x  `$ Z) G3 z  L3 m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

$ C5 e# I" w9 m6 @% P& QThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

. w3 ]2 Q- r# {) H3 d: F3 hThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 C" o& x5 R# t; B/ Hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

: J1 o( e2 t1 A, N7 z4 XHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

/ U; Q5 W8 C9 X2 ]1 @4 Y( q# i% uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ @# C, V+ w! z2 {5 E" lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  N: q: D% g7 E( i* Y; M. rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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* r/ U5 e; T/ F$ c" u( A  u. i6 ]The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 N. s; r1 s  h/ H0 Qwakes the newfie up and asks,
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) ~7 j, C2 }$ c9 r5 B' ['Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

8 l- A% M: m5 M' o1 uThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
; W% ?! ?3 G$ H6 N( u( M, rand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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' [5 u1 s* F' d+ q8 [: P7 U$ [. y. ~Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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. Y/ W0 q( }4 s>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" o  f: c4 B- Q: j7 u/ K>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# p* G4 s! ~6 s* A9 g2 V+ P% M>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 @  Z$ w' z5 h7 a  E) U>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

* E+ x& |7 ~4 k  j9 L0 i>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 Y7 l" o# t/ e9 w. F3 K1 U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 C/ e7 z3 Z; V! W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, B$ x: O) I2 \2 j>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% S9 Z7 o+ @; Z% uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 x* e6 M( ?! C1 H* T, a- d# p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" v8 Q- l+ ~5 |. c& Y/ f% j* d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 X3 l* D2 T, s- O& D) j! H' f真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ d6 z( t6 _9 _; }- s1 y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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9 ]* O! |+ a) A6 {1 A8 r& b全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

( M8 L4 |. Q+ L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

: D" r7 k" I" |( t/ A; e5 r$ E9 h: A别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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! ?; L8 p6 t& o0 [8 _1 C3 K. c别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 @* l% e0 Z% N  s" e; e你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 C4 n1 @, O! m* ~# V5 q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, \% d5 |. M$ Y6 T4 y  ^9 t! X真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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: v7 E& ]0 K" _' j5 N大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
- y  ?1 `6 J" H' s$ }3 p( _2 `大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢