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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% o1 f0 ~: W# @( N& ^: q1 a, u5 |
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb% l6 i7 K- y0 h0 K4 a$ a3 b
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- U- e3 j( Y2 N( H8 ?3 Fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* \4 w' K' f: }- s he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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. T0 P/ V5 `* F# f) ~# Qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,$ j/ y  u; `( G2 d( T
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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4 I2 W: D5 `2 }8 FThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his( H( N2 F# ]* O
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the9 B+ G* O+ ~+ `9 p$ t; j/ l4 E# ~: a
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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  j0 T* a3 L1 {5 @7 B5 r2 bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all. B8 G# O7 U* K* |- V/ B0 s0 A
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all' g" e) t  G% M. J1 G
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. t' M- Z" p2 S+ Bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 }1 L+ J  s. \6 _; Khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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0 m* d; ]5 m, U4 }( `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5+ C6 d: h1 |, _' I$ U- v
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!  s( O7 T( C( f' i3 G7 g

! B/ h8 t1 x2 I: l5 e  aLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 8 C& d: E( Q% E& T1 d8 |. G. N
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 7 D$ [8 y* s1 f  x
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 2 o; y# _  X* J: H2 E+ f  i
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' A$ H5 k/ r% q4 M0 F>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
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>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more   n0 v8 K7 R9 `2 p- G
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,   d& l- o! ]) k! R
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- a6 ]. V; d  E: M' _2 k& D) P>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' ]& M* v) i$ {; i8 s( c4 a( j8 L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ; A2 S( t; F  ~
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 4 u4 b  L" i5 T6 ^
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 7 u9 D2 b8 p+ T* |1 F$ }
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if  J$ ^; J& _( e/ S# Q6 m+ T
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
% V' v# E. e: w7 P8 z“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,; a! j* w# y9 l. T
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 - N5 ~, S  m5 f/ z# v
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:# x3 G/ m0 y# `0 K3 |+ I( a
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,( P8 y% b. |$ ?. [& o7 u: t
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 `8 @9 z% P" B$ T% K

) _0 i, n; v) r1 Z% W( d) ^真聪明,偶像啊
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2 G9 e" x: Z, V2 E全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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9 g4 v# K0 N) J, b全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 . y1 ^5 s. R- E8 o! O
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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3 a) h5 y6 F) G  A别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 - H' G! ^; X4 g  Q

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 r+ {. T" W/ K6 J& J加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 V6 y) e# w0 ^8 w7 h& B% ^6 Y多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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" ]1 y, U8 ?* Q9 ]大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?/ y5 ], ?0 D1 j$ ~+ _: A
大学教胖还差不多
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 ^. B4 P3 y8 h紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! D3 N" u  |$ x( Q% y
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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