Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! N0 p- M! ~7 o. F% j  Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 u, t' p5 v! Ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 G' w6 ?$ g/ pyou pay me only $5.
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8 T5 U& Y& e/ V. ]+ V: J You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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6 F7 }# i0 }: L( b This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& B3 m( B, n; v* _the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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+ t7 x- i  H' }  P  tThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 p. J4 Z) I- e" u2 bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
$ o- L* d- P+ }& @lawyer.
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7 C9 Z" h9 S$ Q5 p$ T7 b- D% uNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  k6 T( v! U/ @' I% i: _8 Hthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- I" F2 N( W' J- L- Othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% d8 K3 J: f/ f- D' D/ e8 B0 bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 j$ }6 E5 T. d% dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( F0 p* m! ~3 ?! N9 Bback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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+ Q. S% J7 x" V; q1 X+ @, M$ Q* YThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 n) K. }1 M# L% c/ {+ i0 }7 V>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 V" I" e& D" J$ v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
2 D$ C  K, [# j  g! [' r8 y) [/ W>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 o$ V. j3 T  w) W>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 n7 I- U* I. s3 w. D. \>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 h1 }6 i/ |4 ?; I" o; P/ v$ m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: Z5 k7 J: |3 a5 x" X) O1 ?0 E# _; cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# O6 x# p& i2 H0 Z, ^1 w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" _$ {" V/ q/ y4 j. S真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 l! n9 Z4 I: `; T! ]+ b$ E1 d+ z真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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$ F3 H. D4 u5 L# P全盘接受一下。

' W1 B& y/ I' F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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& b% h( p* D! ~. @! Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: b7 F4 C6 U# w- l2 l; f) y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 G# ^  w1 A0 l: K多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 p$ c) Y6 [* M( K真博学，偶像啊。

1 W* U" O3 o# S: l: b8 c$ v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
; y+ {" ]- T" a, h: c% m大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, n, V5 \/ ]/ c6 M0 k2 ]7 L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, f/ _$ X9 S# s  `1 n( |' W% A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢