Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- }2 T& _: T  D2 [- Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 @+ p9 c2 K% O* `+ z. N lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! j( z9 e# t9 r, h' \& y! m/ Fyou pay me only $5.
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  X8 R- ^) ^! u( t8 \; |" P You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 `( R; `8 `$ L will pay you $500.
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3 N$ ]+ Q) x) A This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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, _2 ]3 i5 ?/ ?: q; Q" b+ tThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 v1 [- C3 }- i- ]; Q/ n& \the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ q/ U# _% O8 [  e% o  mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

4 h( a) l8 ^) ?9 vNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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+ O$ V8 ]7 E5 C; P$ d) ?He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; K1 U+ g4 f  `6 I4 Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 L% j7 W) o4 q8 r- z, Nback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

5 j& O. t: M* P0 W'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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- |  j) x' h7 u  ?: A) i( j$ BThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ {) |3 {+ h0 G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 w  }3 j0 R. x1 e' J% G>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 E3 i" N; y0 |/ d( A! o" y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 |' C/ P% e& ~) {7 c2 A: k/ k>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% ]; c6 k, q$ H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

5 c- \/ N& P: K# O4 N>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) m3 f" O. c8 P& K>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( x* _. H1 c1 [" |( T>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  h# e' H7 ]  ]+ F4 u' F! }A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: \& }% b: q  r: [( ^9 Q/ c2 olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# I2 O5 B/ [, J9 i, p. v1 Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; w3 d+ S7 G9 {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; T" ]3 n3 m4 z% \  W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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3 U! h4 p) }$ E/ h6 T/ f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 p7 g5 E  f6 {+ p- k( P9 P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 M; E; H9 m9 N, G' ^% _$ _; M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

+ e4 t9 U/ D5 ~, K( W8 T. ^, s* b真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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; z! b6 z6 E8 ^  C$ Y4 M2 L- v( P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

. N+ b* N/ f: ?& F别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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  n; j; T, E1 W/ W; |别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; B# D3 [8 \) i% F* H! A4 U4 R加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& D9 L$ A# j) V多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* a" Y3 S, v$ f她是大学教瘦？
9 F3 l# b9 |* Q大学教胖还差不多
- b; y8 _! t6 m她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ u) ?1 I  V4 o8 l' q) v6 R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ a6 F3 \7 K, [1 C8 {9 `说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( @, B; \0 C1 U) C7 j哈哈，你们在这开小会呢