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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& O' c! s7 ], }  h' D; p! }& Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ Q; H5 l% i5 f9 y5 Q" J$ Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ s& C6 ?4 a  o6 pthe newfie would like to play a fun game. - p2 a9 ?* b  J. e) Y+ T0 ~
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so) |+ Y0 t* N7 h2 `$ W3 l% G8 x
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' Q8 W0 Z, Z% d4 i# o* H: _* r lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 \' z6 |) ?# l8 T; A& Dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,6 ~$ N% h2 A' u7 e+ z  x
you pay me only $5.
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: u0 v0 m5 u/ C: _( C) ` You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I4 l9 }# o2 D8 \, A5 S
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 A& t+ n1 |8 L9 D+ v; Cthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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$ t5 s$ m$ j; ~4 L4 lThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's3 p$ y+ N: {' U. S
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his8 X3 h" r, [  T3 B. g# M# H
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the4 |4 u. S: D* s8 h* l$ |
lawyer. $ f4 N. ^- O1 V" Q, p2 k
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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6 P) `; O( E& s0 w! BHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with4 x, t, T6 k! Y& s# g
three legs, and comes down with four?' 9 _+ T+ N& o% M

5 E3 _7 M: N) A* p" c8 j8 I6 ^The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all, w5 N4 I* |' v( e2 e
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all  C0 C# ?: m) k& ]. k- i0 l
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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5 c9 D( p# _( ?! ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right% t( V: |: B; r2 y/ A! o
back to sleep. 4 E9 C( p9 o. E
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 E7 E- [7 S) D/ G' }% Nwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5* s9 R7 B& @1 r+ K7 A
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' }1 y9 g3 `7 r2 }' `>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 \3 B. t% B$ |>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 9 q2 {1 Y- n5 G: {; s; v
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 _/ q$ }/ |6 O5 T>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct) i0 |1 K" w& P; p4 H. C" y
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 p& _+ w8 \, X9 G+ A>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 x9 V' r0 j. P$ s* v' e5 R8 {>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 9 C9 D' p' z& g9 w. N' O1 ^
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ! l+ D4 D( ]( ^
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three2 |: ]9 x) M0 }) L$ [
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 P- D" f/ O, Y( J0 S$ p6 O>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the " a5 N. K: s' u- j4 E5 C1 o6 c
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 , z* V9 R: Z# H
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* ^) V. g3 y' Z. u
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 }& r. {+ @5 @; O* r5 s- X! E& Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 X/ J" Y/ a+ p" u6 zthe newfie would l ...
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! C1 E4 M6 n4 K" Z- [' u0 H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:' U3 H5 a* N! c/ H! I
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
4 ?. G6 w8 `! R3 S) _/ A好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 Y5 M- l* e# G3 q加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ [  w0 D1 }+ F真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:% x3 }' ?( t$ o) h
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
0 e& S, n% g: X2 s0 c% ]; N* R# S好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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& S9 C* Z8 x- z- d别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& _& P2 S9 U  R# w加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 o% I; X+ b' c9 O多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 9 ?4 ]6 y  C! I5 y6 s. ~' `

8 B0 M. b7 g8 b; u7 o* R8 a真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 4 A/ D8 i& {0 M/ r% J7 _& f

* z1 |8 a/ F4 ]- o. z- [大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?; N# C1 ]6 I" X& X
大学教胖还差不多 % L+ C) ^0 r) g" e& G$ b" X
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 $ Q) I1 U$ [  `- R5 L" N
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 t3 a) s. S* c0 e! [* B* ~8 T紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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