Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' Y8 I) g: S* g' b" Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 B) d9 {* p! rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" x. ], q8 v3 C; v. Z4 k, R he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 X( N6 s7 c/ ^  E lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ @5 W7 l: [# p$ h# I, cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  Y7 @2 y, `' X$ f/ C# D3 \you pay me only $5.

& D4 C/ ~" I! B6 z. @$ l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
0 H, B, K/ N; Y% ?9 _& I) _2 `# h3 M will pay you $500.
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5 P2 v- l. }: u  r This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 s/ N3 I- A! \) b3 D* ~) ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

& v! E2 g# ?0 I8 B) DThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* A) ?& w7 S* d$ ~, i. Qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) h- j' E; v! {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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) [& I2 u- }6 a/ F1 XNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 b9 N% |8 \2 j' x. Treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ I: T( Y, l! |of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
- D. N4 r; t7 h& c+ r2 ]+ pback to sleep.
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! g3 |5 t4 H0 h! ^# B. i3 a: }The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 _' P4 x. _# y( O3 ewakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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* [5 m: I! X1 r$ V6 ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
- b/ Q" a; x+ R; y% e2 Xand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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! p% Q" ?6 u# H5 `Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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1 ?5 d" I; [+ p>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 I. Y/ t0 e5 n5 K>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

' g( H& u5 b0 x* p>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ P$ }! L9 f# A+ v; a>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 \6 l( n  s* d" p1 C" b, q>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 k" F1 l6 q3 w: h6 H>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 e- a7 G8 h7 a* O: r! K$ [A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" q& X. b/ L. ]5 M1 @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! V1 V3 L! N5 i# {5 s( }9 ]" B* T1 P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) S' U* Q' y& W8 U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

- F9 q+ U. t- {1 o全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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8 X. [3 A, G& V; N4 l, R全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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5 h" H' f. R0 [9 q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- E  q+ H; [! u* [: ?) [你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ B6 ]9 d1 `' T# U' m# w  \/ o多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 B$ }3 n8 F4 Z3 g; P" r4 r她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 u/ L5 F3 X6 I# F) }7 o9 t. l5 T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* q! k' z9 h) F% p说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" w+ [- c6 P; {7 o6 S3 g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 M; k- A3 o) [: Q  h哈哈，你们在这开小会呢