Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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9 J) |7 X: n1 Q( `% m The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, q4 k  p* O0 C: H he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- F' H, [" _  S3 o! q% h- _ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 l- u: u1 [6 A9 E4 S- @you pay me only $5.
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2 L* Y1 S) z0 d3 p/ [- ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 t, i, H3 A! _2 \the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 S. Y5 w9 N; H0 ^The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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' W1 p( h& h9 w" c! N3 E! o! jThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ h! }) Z+ R) e6 W  k/ Rlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

, b$ F  W* k) x; [# n9 |5 d  d' PHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

& _  n" x4 n. h8 nThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  d7 ?* L" [8 T, ]& e, t. Z* oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& h1 v, _; L, s# r8 vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 W- _, Y. D+ k( Ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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$ L( b& n+ t) z" j" o6 t+ n2 u2 dThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
: t8 N2 X9 z; i( {" G: Wcomes down with four?'
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7 W/ W2 H. h: XThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

' Q. C2 c& {# x' y/ }: NLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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/ \& t$ V4 E9 I3 U! o! r8 T>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 A  j. l) j  i+ z; o>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 u" C* f* m, O3 k>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( ]4 j* L: C" z3 @& j! s& L8 s7 D$ Q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 A0 C5 t; b, d( x8 c0 R! S>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; G% _  G) U9 c>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ g3 E+ d- Y: L: l>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; g7 F- L( S; k>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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1 }( c; ?. W) B! ~$ `# Z>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
7 u4 b2 S. ~% \; \  @& X3 g/ ?>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* j! M/ o3 _/ E7 K0 AA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ W0 V! K. V) y+ H. ^3 tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: C' m1 ]( |8 k5 [: {* t5 V- Y9 i- wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 x2 e0 _( l3 l/ b6 athe newfie would l ...

3 }8 F4 I4 ^( [# ?1 q, Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 F# [, j" B; C/ n" t: @7 R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" V5 Q4 q" V6 W加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ w  u9 J3 P' q/ p# b真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



" m; F, y2 h' }/ x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. x" J- k) R+ W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; |/ U  l% _9 p3 g好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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, I/ g: l# R: B8 @" [( f全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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( V5 S- Z( l# v全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

: k1 s! A" b# _; g+ y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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( D$ ?$ W( l+ t! \: {$ c+ c别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: v4 o# z. H' M9 l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

  ], b! C( L5 R! S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

2 P0 p' [4 D4 q& d( h$ X$ U. u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
$ k$ p$ s+ }4 `  R0 p- d8 g大学教胖还差不多
0 H, J5 m3 x3 t/ B5 |  G她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 D3 O, d1 d: ~. U0 y4 a# [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢