Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 w+ \) s" j/ ~/ V" ^4 Ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, G/ @7 l6 ^9 x) f3 mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 |! y! B& v, E, L. ]+ y5 ?the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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  h+ c2 \( Q7 ^ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so% t7 J0 M. j* T& k, C
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The, z0 k: q* y/ X
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I. S" L$ k5 {6 ]. t
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,# n3 _; ~. c4 d! o
you pay me only $5. ! Q6 n' T, s! K  n

8 `: _1 j- H& }$ o0 F. [' Z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  W+ g- c; o. u0 I2 [ will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep/ g# m% ?  R* ]2 B
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 1 Y; f1 [! H& j; _+ S

/ H' n- N: ?! }9 z  [+ iThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's& a. U# n" K" P0 M# i8 P# C+ K$ \
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 5 w3 r( S9 |( [2 j  R, A2 v

, h8 T% H. I+ G; j( @The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( H' k# s  y, ?. \pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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6 E/ D! @7 h9 RHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with1 h9 m; _% b( s. K# r7 V/ p
three legs, and comes down with four?' . ~6 Z9 E8 G* L" n! @

  {' k5 G; G  ?) P5 PThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all  k0 e% ~& o- E0 _. b: A
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all. u% y- N# k# C0 K, E( |1 Y$ `
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour. p) ?1 w' z& Q& K% H# v( S5 z
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 N* a4 j6 P0 V- eback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* a% O( c: x  K: X5 ?* @wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' C4 [+ w8 @. b9 O- fcomes down with four?' 5 O( z0 D' w* L
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5$ k, O$ ~- J( h" y( @  B
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 G+ Q F4 _- B1 |: E/ [A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 G2 G! O5 R" Xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb: q' D! v2 m- ^, j
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 E2 s. q# D7 U# h7 n, f q
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ) X/ a4 ^5 D7 N$ F1 J6 j
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
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好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 + q/ z" i" N- [
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: c# V$ q4 T6 U1 x% ?$ U& L5 Q全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ! f9 k. n/ Y( m `' O
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( \ m- u# ]) n! o& q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! ~' u0 V( {6 {
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 3 \( K& ^# y X" v
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 " f0 {6 P: j8 T9 \3 H% ?# }2 ~4 }
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ) C1 l- ?+ G4 I; R
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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