Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 {- a+ O# i7 r& _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 c. A! c, t9 n5 e7 O' a" ~& @the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* l9 X8 x$ v. b4 q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) [# S$ A6 [1 X: b# ^ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 v$ a0 @0 r3 ]5 v2 W1 Hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

; C+ d/ `+ b3 _! gHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% f! e& P* A/ H/ {2 Othree legs, and comes down with four?'

$ O# ~+ h6 G2 r0 SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 @" T; C6 R' _8 n. {3 vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* K0 ]5 P# c3 v* Z7 Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) `+ F9 n" H% Z. O2 X- }hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 K) V* m: M+ X5 u4 yback to sleep.
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0 G2 N" x7 `3 Y& mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

5 q+ b: B& N+ C/ z' B( e1 F; i'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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4 `3 F" a( J) M% b- Y; m( _7 pLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. W/ F' b( G0 w& l% G' y! ]  {>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 u1 F" [; R1 D8 Z% X; b$ F: `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; J# q& b8 @! b6 P' b2 L8 [" _9 U* p>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: ]4 c, d4 j0 I# ?  M( B5 J1 i>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ A& E& f! ~+ L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

5 {2 T* q+ G$ ^! [8 G>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) [' M- g* S( l* g, W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! C4 ]  v+ x+ T" i& AA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 w6 W+ b) i2 T  b; W3 `# {4 O9 klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- W" F. {) z0 u: f5 P/ Jthe newfie would l ...

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5 K6 q* Z2 y- |  b5 g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  s4 S; W/ Y* T2 H2 K5 [( N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% O$ d6 H: U6 ?# e* |' ^/ b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- j2 R$ n- Y6 V- [( R6 Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! g3 w  j0 @4 o, l+ V, B  p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" H; R8 C6 o. X# V. X2 \, P; T) ^好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- o! }! C) K7 X0 O# A; {1 @  ~真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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$ |3 `  g0 ]9 N全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


/ @) Q1 K7 s: ?" J全盘接受一下。

+ I1 A7 ^) M/ L) `" p& u7 \) r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ _# t5 {# R/ b3 N+ v4 A$ q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; u& r$ I+ e7 t+ H1 M! v* Y* ]多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

9 y$ v, d9 ~8 T* @6 f1 q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
6 {7 Q# o" g$ G( Y3 |+ l大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢