Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 s  k% M2 b1 Z4 \6 x5 E( u7 c1 F1 ~% qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( v$ q) g. L1 x+ l% ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 J7 T0 p5 c' N: {6 k5 R' Q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 ?# H/ F. a  y' C7 m- G0 ]! Dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

) c4 o4 l# p6 H6 S" \. J6 R You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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5 ]% b' H* D/ L# t8 [: R7 _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

$ b- W1 Z# f9 K% v3 ?The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ S$ H) E$ l' A$ d# L7 X# N! V9 Kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 |5 {, `# i5 u* B2 s3 gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

" W- i6 L% y  Z3 h$ yNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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) k; \7 }" J5 J8 lThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" [' C" n& S) {& v4 Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 Q# D) j  x# ^4 k- u3 s8 Shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ q0 |+ G/ [+ ?0 a. ]. Vback to sleep.
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* S1 D" q& I1 Y* i' g# n1 y' jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, s. {; q" t* Q: \& X) O! H% }6 X( awakes the newfie up and asks,

9 r" M  @3 \1 ?. i9 t'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 E/ v& z5 @$ [/ J5 M5 Xcomes down with four?'

. P' y" @4 f) X/ D/ t9 }* j2 ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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9 u1 i6 r5 L4 P3 x" t. ?, D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 }5 ]' E5 d+ D' A) j% \. w>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 I. R1 l' W6 h; L9 s; ?>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

* m2 f7 |. @+ [1 j! K) x>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" q. j) h* k( v* ]9 g>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- L; c4 ^$ L# Z+ k- P>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 L( N. z9 }' [  e" T>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 t; |' `" G5 p% F4 L' |>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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/ u( X2 n' d( {0 o) e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! q; l# p/ H1 ?! O8 n: J! n* A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ x- N: p/ ?: b# b& P/ a真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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( ^/ ]+ }: w, j5 Q9 ~全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

% U8 D( J$ X# K1 `! P8 m. V6 X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 c0 T3 r$ T2 s+ ~  j- r多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

9 f/ f. K0 @; e' }大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% Z* R- t- r& ?+ b" `2 `4 ]她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
) N9 y, U% n5 x0 h8 S她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢