Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 c7 r, e: N: X- Y1 R" {, _) jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
% |5 I3 H" q6 h" h The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  b7 c0 y% O+ O- R/ o% v he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; V: c9 `- X) Q$ Q5 p lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' ]1 C7 Q6 z7 D; J+ {  Tyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 |/ r* z8 l0 S/ I will pay you $500.
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/ S! i- q$ F3 K This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- h" A" i; H* R9 [' V1 X# p0 Ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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# H% m% z& ^1 W  t- E0 n1 a* x$ @The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 v( U+ T+ e0 Q1 r% ~: Llawyer.
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! i3 U$ U9 y: \" E4 b/ c% _Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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( _% ?8 M% M: d3 v- x0 ~( ^; n8 XHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 v% _$ ~% ^: i2 a: Wthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 ]3 k- [+ {$ N, C/ V1 T* \references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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/ q( |  ]! E- o+ aThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ E; d9 ^  ^& X) w& E$ F% x  ~wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
! T  `. I, K9 M5 g. F$ [9 k: Qand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

- h* [/ C  D8 L' h3 E: R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- ~1 {. ?/ u5 t- K>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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0 V2 g" s7 P9 r5 |8 h9 d% `! E>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
2 L7 `* x1 f, n0 c>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- Q4 D: U0 d" R& u, X9 \3 b, H. r% q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! _' y4 b" m+ I" v. J. W>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) K, r( s3 g. v" Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 [0 z; D1 V, ~& k) x% Z7 D" D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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5 P1 r' [7 l' I6 m( M' G8 a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 ?8 P- p4 G; Y- [3 x“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- t- ]. n4 S4 u# C3 E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 a$ t+ b! O1 f! C- S真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 M; e3 n" q3 A# A真聪明，偶像啊

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6 Q0 R2 y, m! L, R0 [; m全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ i0 U# O4 ?, Z' [3 x0 d' `  W0 Q1 D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! J' ]/ l& ]/ q* S' c6 t3 g& Z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

+ {  i. R# J; d- v0 N" F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

! D  P! j  ^0 b& F" e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ x, j- d/ P' P' M5 r% d3 n! H说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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