Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 t; [% Y; T$ i5 O& w; a( O' g! l. S% h9 Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% i0 |$ c$ Q4 b4 l% ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
' V0 V  V  N" h7 Q- D$ Q- P The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 L7 d) q8 O& G4 N he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 t4 w% ?" L8 k/ cThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- E. B2 Q6 @* H' D1 ?the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

) E# Q2 h& _% q" Z- eThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; L! l* _* d9 I% g8 u( h) Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

1 {% C- f6 b( h7 d: G) X& a+ Y- }% _Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# ~+ @5 H( f  A& a! |, vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
% A, w. H5 q: mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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5 o, D9 u/ e0 L6 k- o; t) fThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 E4 U- L+ ]2 ]" Rwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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  R5 M! q+ h0 w/ d( q! D1 RThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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( R  S1 @1 {3 Q3 P" `( O4 XLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  n3 |8 L% z, Z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

( Q: _# s* d& T' J( q3 m* Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, P3 I4 @; o" F$ Z" ]/ h1 y# a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) q% U# N) n- k9 ?/ Z6 WA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( z) f  Y6 e! u, N( ~the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 K: G5 ]& c% @6 {8 A" l6 ~1 W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 H) O- I% b: k, C真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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6 S) C8 \" H2 N3 ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- g" D" t8 }/ O" R+ v( n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, N+ _& ]1 a( l, x* x! y, o& l$ t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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8 W( }3 a/ X; J: z9 L: f0 p全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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0 C3 x- ^- F- e1 G# \1 N, r全盘接受一下。

7 y  ?4 j  l% v) j+ S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' g6 T& `, [( g. C7 I多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

# x: W9 ^( T! |5 A5 ?: @, z1 J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
4 o" U" c0 ]! j+ U( A! _1 C她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! b9 \8 o) L, Z1 b说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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