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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: m7 m& j/ j% y; z5 H1 |
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb& v# ^& m( g4 C* o2 M
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if6 T. n$ s) ]# J8 o6 s8 |! h5 ]
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so$ o( H2 }- S; v* W' t
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The  H9 W1 t( h8 q$ v7 Y! s- U
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I* Y4 }2 Z3 N3 Y6 v3 \3 y# [+ O
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 @; a4 f* K1 y) B$ e" l5 ?( j* gyou pay me only $5. 6 U$ h; c; o4 l8 G5 k1 Y  z

, u  ]3 p5 l# ?3 ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I" y. S5 g# v9 I7 N& E: @( j
will pay you $500. ( W7 g8 h. H- i6 H& {8 x5 X

8 n% W6 T' h9 D, V This catches the newfie's attention and to keep" G0 S4 S2 B/ d  z
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 5 Q9 \1 o6 o& o. c( p* B& @6 Z
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's" r7 L' C3 t& O  p: c
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: t2 J5 T6 G6 tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the- C7 H# ^" |7 C3 L# C
lawyer. 0 X* A( z( z8 k9 c4 r

$ [/ V; P. S/ iNow, it's the newfie's turn.1 \3 h5 G4 k& x4 `7 H

9 C$ ?& C7 f2 tHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: V3 G+ F+ U- ithree legs, and comes down with four?' ) T2 G0 b( V* T

2 P$ a+ U7 ~9 g7 |; r" \' aThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all% T" e$ {6 c' z, S6 O/ u
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all) p. g0 e0 \2 a2 o
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour7 H, U; ?% [1 ~; i6 U
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and- j* o6 d7 O( m9 L# @
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right0 R2 W2 t, \4 B: _
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- ~2 |2 i2 \% q6 k# J4 Mwakes the newfie up and asks, 4 k: q4 _6 q2 T/ m
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
! [$ p7 c4 j: L5 s/ P, Dcomes down with four?' + g% c/ i+ Q: K, ^  q" k

: h7 K7 U  C# R6 j# W+ vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5) n! T1 n; t9 a% B  ?6 ]* E, x# v
and goes back to sleep.3 V- k' a. \0 j8 U2 w" s
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!: A; |! S$ A( n/ h9 F2 H

# u- z# i0 _6 a( `0 LLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the- N$ L" }) z- Z, l
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two $ P+ V+ n" z2 R
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason / ~* ?- e" X6 q: b3 ^) t
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the # ?( [" ?# X- e1 i) H8 _& h- [
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; [9 W; {- w8 {9 d3 D>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& h+ g; U: Z& @6 Z! g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
: c0 Y6 K- R1 _1 Q4 Y( K9 p, _>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ! I4 [( _# ?) V: g  ~
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, Z+ I! ?7 ^4 O' n( Q  o5 `$ |>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three' Z4 p- C# h* J
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ U1 Y" |. C1 J3 }9 R2 t% p>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ n* |1 l7 E3 d  W" I  i>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: u& g8 n& R4 \>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表   T/ l( i, C, V: a" n
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ N& F) h2 T2 ~4 F% r" jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. {6 y* |5 W0 hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' H( u; N) P4 T: g) Cthe newfie would l ...
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+ c. g4 O% X& R% R+ ]/ S好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
" }0 ~. y' L$ V0 w8 B“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,8 P+ u3 P5 ?$ X. O( n$ L3 }8 {
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 z) G# h# L' ?6 i/ W
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 5 V) M% j5 N8 ~4 a! L5 M& ]/ _
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' r0 e) _8 W5 y$ h1 g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:# K' M9 i: D( h* h. u
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,* T* w. N3 a3 \7 r6 X7 N1 P' d# E+ i
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

* v" z/ ?7 p8 G7 s真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # K5 y; \  {: i# ?  N/ E! Q

! y6 }  P! x/ q/ Q! k5 G; U真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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: K4 ]6 a, C! j- \7 j# }全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 * y- c) I! w* O% @4 Y8 ^
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 " u1 C0 Y( g" Y" J; n3 {

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

" ]6 E, `- _" U* }1 D4 z你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 w/ U1 v, N! _* Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

0 Q2 z3 [# w3 {" R& X3 Z1 |! a大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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3 L; z! p: N- K/ s8 i大学教授哦,能不剥削?

* {% s! N" R. w" T$ ^她是大学教瘦?* A$ J4 ~0 Z6 W& N2 g7 d0 C
大学教胖还差不多
: i" G0 s8 m( |她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* t5 y+ p0 g: _6 c# c' S' G) h紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( v, x1 c0 y7 B紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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