Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 W+ r! F. u+ `4 l  ~4 M1 Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% v2 w8 U) z1 [. S7 r% {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ a- n. u; i) v) Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: d" T* T( U8 D1 iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% `0 ~) [0 B" y1 N: Y4 Wyou pay me only $5.

1 E& a( J4 t7 {" E* q' s/ M0 l- M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; h8 ?" p, p7 h* o# z. f will pay you $500.
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8 \7 ~* g3 G/ q5 L" z  X This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# _: P2 K1 T. J0 n# l9 t9 bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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: C  L* g5 f; lThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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( q& f1 [; o, m" Y' a2 C, lThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
7 v: `6 o% I# Jback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- k5 C  a$ \. A6 m>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* Y4 {% }8 G# H  X* M- H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 x: l6 d5 z3 F" Q9 t>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ R8 Y. ^( M! P0 x4 b& c& k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 X# {. e: \: I' k( PA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* B" y- o2 c- v8 Q, Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& v2 f  {, u4 l( o2 T1 q4 hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, W4 K! Y0 C/ D; G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* ]; M% `( R( c; K! k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! r* l) \5 {" s& A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% X: F) ]  y  y! U. \: c' I) N' E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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* y* Z+ e1 l7 s5 M' y2 t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( \& V: D: p* c2 R2 ]. n- ^多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

" G6 G! n( j6 n! v: {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ K& f2 f2 }* `9 ], M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 u+ t+ _$ E) Z她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
9 N) d' n' ~6 R她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& w& _0 p+ P; T哈哈，你们在这开小会呢