Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  a4 J9 F, o+ l* Z: Z1 Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ v; C0 {  r' O3 L# x1 qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% }4 {* w  h! @% |" S4 n0 l$ w/ Ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
2 u8 G# H( y" e7 r5 j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 N5 N$ g  j9 {7 D: ] he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

6 W# `8 K. q* L% ?/ m& E( W4 i0 e( u You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 ~, c9 [3 M9 t. @% w9 G will pay you $500.
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& w3 u- C0 G; A( K- c This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 `& M/ p* |: i8 s. {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 L1 d- B! J) i, Y" F# w8 e6 rthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. e/ c) W( w" q3 Apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 b' C9 A+ e5 Ilawyer.
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# l/ \$ q" t+ UNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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8 T: F( N+ N6 v+ h: K" {8 f* {He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# {! b% |' e- O; ]( I: v, I0 kthree legs, and comes down with four?'

/ T" ~5 _7 ]2 a7 U0 g' b2 hThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, A* t7 }! G6 Y/ |% q9 Z- xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' v, ?0 c+ y7 G& Zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
3 k+ Y. o2 P8 x4 w0 ~2 _back to sleep.

( t7 F9 E" K; F9 K( t- BThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

# A# H3 u; Q9 ?8 `( v; x& s: h/ ~'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 V$ x& ~: t: V5 s9 o* ^7 Ccomes down with four?'
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$ P, y3 K1 p' g" Q3 `; B4 yThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
4 m2 l# `/ l- w  t4 S$ Tand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

( _8 ?/ i+ {- D8 z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; z3 u. M/ t* B! @, [, o# h# t>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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! @% B" S# v+ e- B>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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# A" }+ P$ l9 s( T) W  \. h>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 h$ p2 T6 g, P1 r4 [1 b' c>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 T' q7 s# J! x7 R( `6 q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' X& B& @! J- g/ m% N5 d>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  n4 P9 g$ I6 r% `9 {- olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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) P; g) u3 P  C6 ]  g6 l) Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: n4 T) p7 I/ Z9 z0 Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 h1 V( t' X' y7 C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 Q5 B$ @  d$ K& S% O真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- x# ], u; F5 w, _. D2 Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 t# ~; g) D) E: Z& h# I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( c+ H$ o- p! A8 i1 T真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 f) H0 {% ~( C) e# m" P* B, \真聪明，偶像啊

2 ~- t6 d/ N& k. w( _& ~2 a全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

- I, g4 G# C5 x" }0 [& V/ B  g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

; d& D5 Q! }% @* I4 `0 z1 d0 Q你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 X) e- [# g0 L9 y% O7 D多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

6 m: ~# o2 N/ N& T2 |- j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
" n: K* c5 l7 }; D# z大学教胖还差不多
6 U0 v8 R) Q+ @7 P4 M7 H' y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢