Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ _4 t; T9 K; I# G9 Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! D! C# N9 V0 e' _/ I) jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
6 B* @3 h: x8 g5 d, X& t' h. v The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) Y4 P4 n, d5 J; M5 x9 Z+ Mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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0 ^$ \9 V5 ~- j* {- ^/ C. d6 X1 } You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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* c8 ?2 D' a" L9 ` This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ {, Z" M3 h% @, b  ?$ B) l+ ^the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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& N- n5 z3 ~$ g; I( b; z2 {3 mThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

' I9 g4 R+ z$ S' tNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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, t' I' L% D  [  a! X& BHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

; |% h' Y, {9 a$ D" r+ @The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- ?. _! G# d) [7 h+ R, Qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" f' L  X8 j3 ?" h8 F* Nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ l( F- H2 B( o! S* r% g, vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
: W; i: I$ @. g. O/ f' i0 h" r/ Kback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
7 V% N6 N: ]! k' p) J% u& cand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  g& P% k% c2 ?>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 P: W( K# T9 S. x; A) c>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 Z$ H  H# g+ q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
- r4 `. m# u6 Q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

9 L# c; ]% l8 d) a>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: c  Y) n1 S1 K$ b. z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 t' W  u% w9 j2 i3 Q4 V4 |+ SA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 H! A3 u1 `+ }+ o" Y, Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% t+ c4 P# f/ B! i& {. T0 U7 R. N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ P9 I9 o3 C6 O8 l. Q1 _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ A2 t7 q  l1 N+ y1 T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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$ h, s" W4 P4 {8 E: Q% X/ i2 u6 y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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# P+ e/ _  n# G全盘接受一下。

- t& I( n' }* X* P- {& t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 \, W0 t3 c/ e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ _* w. c8 ^' C* b多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& U9 z2 `4 F! G& W5 Y真博学，偶像啊。

8 J- }& L7 n" N; v9 G2 v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. c4 ~6 ~9 _  i9 y+ B' v) o; \她是大学教瘦？
- L/ D/ {9 c5 B9 G' P) s大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: k. M$ _' W" m& W3 S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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" ?2 v6 R1 M% d$ y" l2 ]. }2 i6 C哈哈，你们在这开小会呢