Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 R& V! A5 i7 K3 f% A. wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  n% W; v8 s: J2 t9 ]8 s lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ C4 T# y3 l) q' A" C9 Pyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ \" ^8 E1 i; E will pay you $500.
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! l6 k9 y: ^0 _5 t- d% J This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ r+ N: u3 F1 k: F- U$ j( @the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ u  f8 o7 L  G5 P" i  I; zthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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6 R7 z1 j" ^# @4 `6 u, @2 ~The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' r  z" R; M+ N& H& Cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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" P. B8 R, m3 R) T) sNow, it's the newfie's turn.

6 W  \  r8 u7 {, F+ q! _7 lHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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" D: ^8 U4 l  k* HThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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* S6 G5 \4 ?9 q# f; e; R: g$ LThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% u# R/ q' \/ m" `# vwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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' G9 }5 \* D* ?3 x! T# BLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

0 M$ z) J  w( y: W# S' D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 l6 P) ^3 S: \>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; e# d) O& r3 W" M" N7 a- ?>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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) ?4 `( a' x9 E) y$ W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 B/ z9 l$ w% A* ~>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" H, g& O: U& F* C: K>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 G/ L. @6 v* ]8 y( `' d>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 a( @1 S) b1 [3 j8 K/ R  Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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# b! o6 j1 c, x# h9 p8 P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" Z; m" G( S7 R- O“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 q6 H4 d/ N( C* D7 D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



+ e& s7 z! {, J5 u9 G) K$ _4 ^; E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! }- R' l: R, _0 X6 @8 x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

6 E7 i& R2 A; \: G) V; D全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


3 V' S% z7 o9 U4 O8 x) D- A: b全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- g$ F) ?# I0 U# Z你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; h" L1 m/ C+ v多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# ~+ e3 ?6 l* G7 b) \真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

1 J: C, @2 x* d+ _% d2 Q) g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
* T- L( d: P2 A8 B  L4 f7 h  p$ r大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# N2 [1 b# T; M2 z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, N/ `# T) O- s) G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢