Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ u( Q1 C( l3 D8 along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' h' o$ J' P2 H) j! C5 Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- R( Q8 W: ?. N lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ N3 c& I' a- Y$ U8 D7 Sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 i1 f9 F4 q" n& m- m& @you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

/ T# Y" U1 P4 T% f' ` This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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" K9 F) C- l! B$ M' w  BThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

9 l" I5 C+ a1 U( Q% INow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; U8 P' c  F  [9 \three legs, and comes down with four?'

$ O" `. {: P8 Z; KThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 M+ G8 ~3 ?% r3 v4 dback to sleep.

, [( A6 Y! Y" q: t9 sThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

% o# ]2 l- d1 n# {; n0 A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& j  R" y* ^( ]comes down with four?'

2 k0 _* c$ Z; V4 mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ A# f; ~) R0 d" [4 Y/ |and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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4 W- M( ?9 W; v, Z! b$ OLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) E9 _& J" V: j>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; ~0 O% `. Z9 v3 R6 T>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 M$ K" u2 ~0 L# s) d$ _>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# |+ I( D& |: k; r0 n& {/ n: z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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4 l/ v  s6 j% @>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 ^: D$ I1 Z: N! E- j3 \) Z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ R8 Y$ h' W# m' _; s# J& S9 K/ E>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) a4 u0 i. K2 M8 C6 v& P2 _  A>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 u& G( _. i9 g% i>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& B, u! h! p# W0 W: Y* b7 r>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ @7 ~( j8 h. j% T& Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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' R# F3 ]5 d4 n' r+ I( s/ I8 T- h5 m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; s/ S' {# {  n# _$ K% B“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# Y! N- u( q2 d. Z; a好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% i) ^. @! V) G4 _- j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 ?1 Z  Z# V; |真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( M# m. i# X0 f9 P7 s真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

3 x5 D* f5 j. L! ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

# m6 b# j) M  A) x你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 K: ~. g" n5 p加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
, I+ J4 F- {! K0 Z( q+ s5 C7 |4 \大学教胖还差不多
- W; N% h, R8 X她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 U# _1 o) ^4 ?/ Z0 T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& f3 \8 t* \- b5 X: a2 _说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; q3 y" {/ I  A3 ]7 g% w* Z6 o哈哈，你们在这开小会呢