Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# O: p% I3 @4 L" W1 Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* r$ }/ s% a" v8 rthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) W. _7 t' p3 w/ ~6 m6 o1 \pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 m! l: M! L$ B$ J* pthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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- L; n( s5 x. A- a7 tThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 {$ N( z: O, \- v6 G0 Y. mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ ~2 n% J* t2 \3 |- Y% L+ Ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( A* S: k: L& G, h. oback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: w! J$ j& v; b% ^wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

2 ^5 y9 ~: n7 I/ P- e# gThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ K3 }, [$ `/ d8 ?0 G! P; O>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  y) X) l2 o7 c) i$ m9 W) |>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 d6 d) W, g2 f. b6 B( z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% s+ }# n! D+ ^0 c* i: m4 Z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 p" q+ {1 y  p& b8 @! k>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 ?/ S" e, U: u! F" b: z4 olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 r- m6 p7 d# X3 m. y$ \the newfie would l ...

: M' U' Z7 J- x" B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: W% I/ [( _: A/ O8 a4 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& |8 o& ?- Z5 k0 q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 Y0 o& R9 T& _6 V/ E' k; k4 b+ [" l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; P3 z" `' t: q, c4 c% N真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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6 c% U, z+ f4 l& r2 P( |$ R  d% t" ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( \8 i3 b' n& o( K8 g2 x' ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 Q) I' {' N: f( w真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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; }  I& \" U$ {5 w. [  n7 U7 f( ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  u1 Q; D# y, \7 a) F2 @' s, k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 g; k4 L9 m- h) }: H真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
7 N- L2 P' n7 h" S8 l9 [# Z, {大学教胖还差不多
7 }- ?/ F( I- \1 P她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 T4 Z5 [+ |- Z  \2 i3 T7 i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 k# x* G8 q& B3 i$ f: E" x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢