Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 f3 Z  e$ G* I8 W+ Z9 ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. H! O: ^. B0 {7 } lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

0 ^2 a; @* {! _, ]( H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( y- S1 V- t$ S  b+ [% Q: b will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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- B9 W5 y' N$ A. _' r* r- {- k5 GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) X' l$ U! _6 r1 s8 Hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 ^9 y  `1 S4 X# i3 dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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. T( x4 @5 _* H. k4 h' I: Q+ `The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ W: J; K6 r3 `! T5 s0 treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 J$ b3 H, e6 z8 ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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; m. s& |2 K) K5 DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- Y9 V' }6 {/ l& k" v6 L: z" R, Hwakes the newfie up and asks,
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5 j" j+ s% {5 B. q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 a9 }2 J0 n2 j- Mand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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$ j0 u7 W( f* ~$ y: ]- d7 h" z, D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& `2 `6 w2 M7 e/ q9 Q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' t, G) U2 N( Z7 _+ c>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ x% C+ c/ V6 g' y0 R% L' ]>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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+ o. }! d4 f% Q4 h>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: S7 a7 T0 n3 l5 y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  j' F# j% J. M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ K) @3 h2 ~" u' w$ \2 v) C' mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 v( M5 a5 u% e; Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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6 L  z. d6 y0 {- [" D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ |0 d0 r9 }' Q+ f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. P8 j5 ~4 ^' W+ L! y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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% w9 Z( R4 W9 L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 Q* C2 _3 A6 c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, z! Q2 }) p, C; _5 ^7 J, s好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& p+ t7 H! w* @) F真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

" \3 }3 n  w& L5 P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



7 H( Z. A3 y. ]5 D! d别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ U5 F  Y. o/ v' q6 x  @多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 X. q, Q" I) E# S1 E真博学，偶像啊。

3 R, I  c: {: v( O' W+ i5 b: C: ~' X大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
3 R( s' M8 l7 q$ ]0 Y) ~大学教胖还差不多
/ o* a/ e7 w' P2 J. p她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 d+ f5 N( H5 d8 |8 Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢