Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 G8 {# I( m/ `0 x( Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' ^$ \. c0 X5 W* H% Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" W7 y* r$ _$ l$ D  ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: Z: A1 M# @7 l  ?& ^( q1 E3 nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 Q( Y7 {' s8 o3 w/ qyou pay me only $5.
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7 T* l$ U% }, s% R4 \  p0 f You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" o! v/ B! P1 K$ ~ will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

" Q: P  L) ?' H6 vThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 W) E& P3 Y& X/ F. Kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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; s5 P; Y' E1 {! g/ [* }, UHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' d5 g# W) z  {: h1 b& treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: J1 p* V+ g0 D& g9 ?0 V9 K! Dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 Y0 _7 |' m  bback to sleep.

$ k' j( U# k0 J* Q9 X/ oThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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( ~4 a5 L$ U+ l'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
9 J, P' G# g7 W' kcomes down with four?'
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/ J2 {& K; M$ ]The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
& F# i2 c1 d3 Y% X9 w! land goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 G' {$ A. \; `/ G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 L' _: F8 I9 g; R! R>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* @# H+ l7 U, {>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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4 c0 u9 [1 j9 a& i) ^>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  \9 n. N2 z( M2 a>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" I7 U$ j; V( [4 |>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

$ ^% n5 v) ?7 R>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: p: A: @' E0 H) o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 U- O) d( \+ \& C! J  i, mthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ I9 L+ l. d3 S7 g" p8 |2 {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 y) |, n0 H: ]+ K# y8 }# y# U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# j0 W. S7 W: _* @( |) {* r# q" s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; ]5 `, Z5 }) d/ ^. p: N) b3 v" `好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  l# s' s, F6 `- r5 W真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

3 t( M+ ]+ G) T$ X0 X) |真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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1 }1 |6 ^% ^  T* T/ Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

% U" n7 r% e8 U8 @  ~! q5 D6 n2 _# K你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
, D/ }/ W" F: k5 r  x她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) u+ X: b! y2 o. A" M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 J8 C4 x- \' X* I9 B: V! a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- k6 o) U. E) O2 ^哈哈，你们在这开小会呢