Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! e9 b) g; B  O, u: o4 ~( _( Y( ^0 _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ [( h- }2 `; S' u he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

; x8 u* w1 f* H, k. [1 }$ D" M$ x You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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- B" _. i' j1 E. C& J1 x# J: gThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 e: @/ \" {* }! Hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

/ ?: h! b8 L+ N/ a% m) }' xThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 @7 G  B2 }3 C+ G' Ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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/ r. k4 t3 d4 c- X3 g6 M7 ^# yNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
7 P. u( y* K  T5 @; }+ `back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 M% S: v& S  z5 Q$ d# uwakes the newfie up and asks,
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% l9 L* U7 G' y: M1 Y* k1 U'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ A' v3 q3 w: ?$ }! Rcomes down with four?'

  i" b8 F% a% ZThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
! j2 {# P$ j9 Z6 C9 X0 h- [, i>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ r5 f0 N/ E! N# f>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* p1 o: n9 I7 {8 A% P4 T>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( h9 M; f' `( i7 b. r- T>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! l  F9 `7 Y" J+ G( O4 h) V( L>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

! X8 ~% N& {- R  x8 \>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 o9 h& o, @1 N7 O" Xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& \8 b, I9 ^0 p: a6 }1 B, N. nthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& P6 j* \! b$ _* _1 ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 }: E! E" j2 d9 K, x# e9 l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 z. d/ w; F# M  u真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& z: X' s) ~$ \8 B  W真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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! E5 @3 K" Q: w5 U, ]7 b* U9 t全盘接受一下。

* p3 s( S+ |; Y& P7 m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 G7 [! `  L0 l+ S8 l- x/ _7 \) a加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 X5 L1 }) ~5 x5 M! b  o真博学，偶像啊。

9 Z4 J/ Q2 W- n! U+ V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
6 h+ t1 i9 d/ N( C8 u大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! T5 j- q1 O, p. p7 n说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. S8 v+ W% n& V' q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, S8 x; f, d- |4 N- \7 y哈哈，你们在这开小会呢