Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. `9 _1 {3 g* j- ?! _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  `% s0 s! M4 c) ^" S- h. F8 e/ `that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  ^8 ?1 {1 e; o2 q# r: _+ n lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& A& |' ~! |- Sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 A$ g+ A' u# |6 E# o1 ]the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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& \; G; V) ^, F: j0 Y, [- AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

3 ?$ ]. e% ~/ K5 Q9 V* f8 C8 eThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; u. B" ]) P) ~5 freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 F# |; I! V& w+ j5 @, l4 Othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ ]  [1 ?* D0 g7 Q3 f+ G. a3 chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 B7 \( W0 B! V7 i; @) Fback to sleep.

: V) V! O1 R9 R: k2 BThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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' r9 Z& J+ z+ W& H+ o# R5 D( ~'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
, v8 b% [' j7 V$ G& }comes down with four?'
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& o' D. R' s7 \The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
* l( A5 P. e4 I* O1 L7 l1 @and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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' P2 g( G2 v4 kLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* ^3 |5 T: u5 @8 F+ _5 s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! w0 c9 T. e  G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* d% }# E+ g0 P2 S% Z1 T* w- x( R- x>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' _) T8 t3 @, r7 ?* K2 n2 Z! h>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) D+ c" @  M* e6 h>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) [/ B2 @5 i8 h$ g# j2 S  p>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; T% Q- F  R! R: Z7 r% _>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

3 J0 Q3 [- r, f! o$ y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& H  u$ V! v" S) s0 G, k( ^>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) d. [- V: h& u7 xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) ~( R- Q  R# _7 cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) Y# i& b& y. v1 E' ?the newfie would l ...

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1 i1 H  `, b" C5 S0 _( q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: |( f+ `1 ^) Y% `  f  y0 W& f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. l( O) G6 f) e: H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; k: W: K+ V! D0 v# S真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. z5 f- ~0 c/ p1 G, s8 G; [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

: V2 s9 L. {6 z7 h真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

: p, Z. Q, ~* c( F( O, ]真聪明，偶像啊

. O  b0 W/ j) z! A全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

  p8 w" G+ |% h& `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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% z9 ?' K3 ~5 w别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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" F; @& F, V7 x7 {0 a* W别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 D' t! T1 t1 F% }; D8 @: O( t: ?你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: E+ U) q' h- |/ m( o" k+ _" h; z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 N# e) }. N% w7 T* B多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! S, s% X# h8 R0 l- b$ K" w6 n, S. j真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

2 C+ I/ S1 [5 G6 o# G! F+ a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 v! k3 x% w7 M- ~; P: ?2 q她是大学教瘦？
) A% ^' t' F3 Q. u; c: C4 Z大学教胖还差不多
4 `  q% b. K  M" ~  Q: b她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( n8 t% B$ v# Q+ D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 _# m5 p+ g# {4 g  [3 p* s说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- c7 u9 P0 b: p5 [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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0 j2 u6 ]6 D/ V2 w3 g. Z. H- v哈哈，你们在这开小会呢