Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" n& Z2 q' L0 l* h" \2 vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: G6 j2 ?6 s- w0 h: }the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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3 {/ M! r; ~, d1 o- b7 u The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 y4 G& y+ L4 r+ E3 u* d he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 O( q$ Y0 f( F+ I6 k, O- }8 Nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, |) _) f: Y3 @0 u  Ethe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 n, q( B* b, [- v% _& w4 ~The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

. l) J0 c7 U( s: O6 i- I0 qNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- T! e2 K- c' Y  m' E; R1 _. R# \& ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
- B( H6 ^" \- w0 V; C4 a( J9 r: v; qback to sleep.

: Z0 \5 @: c: a2 ]! W% TThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; [, j0 P1 h; _! C. w) M1 F1 ywakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

: C. M% ~' s4 i0 E7 k6 |: qThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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% q- o6 T! }4 H+ ALawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 j, V3 M% F0 h4 }  @2 G, E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 C  d6 u; m' {+ A>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

  t+ h" D/ C( F8 L1 s9 h>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 y4 w) h$ n6 a9 t2 c>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ J$ u0 ^" s0 V5 j! ~>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: j  D$ E# p- {$ j>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ [+ p0 [! _4 \5 k& J  S$ G0 j>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" Y1 l  ?  G: E; b; F* _$ S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 j; L! q' w1 J( `1 l$ [! d5 y. L>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ r: z- _/ c, o! gA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 V; y, y$ w/ q1 y% kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 Y5 @4 h' s) q6 G1 Tthe newfie would l ...

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$ c3 d/ l$ @/ J( Q, B& t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 b+ |) \5 w  v9 s* y  e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. i4 F, ~8 c0 X  t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 V$ |9 N) h9 U# I9 w7 T( T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  c: X) J" O1 n' p4 N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. h3 y% c7 R4 C. G' @真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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% I) ^" [$ X" s+ V9 o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 L/ X0 }) x$ v. H7 o- z你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' x* N/ _0 w: k. p5 A% ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- p1 L! u  O1 N4 p7 m/ s多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 f- @! B# b& X+ o真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

& E8 C1 ]) Q( c$ k% N$ h0 k3 z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
" b0 r: j! l$ X/ q3 L! Q大学教胖还差不多
" r! l, I0 {) {* Z5 f' ]她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' A( s$ A8 b# n3 p( l9 K; |紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% K3 s* T; {9 m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢