Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& V' z4 t; A. u" H1 I+ y" i$ e+ N+ w. hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% ^  @: Q5 H) _& y# Z: J+ U5 B# mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 I4 i% R7 O* z# hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 V' o" G0 o3 G The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ D6 c: ?* J4 r7 Q6 o" @" Z$ r he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 h& D& [; ~  N6 B* _# o: E0 [ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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* k: ?% ~5 o* EThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- i7 n& o; R2 w; ^5 {" V, gthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" X3 Q+ w. ^! K  J8 q4 D1 `+ w% yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, P. N5 g- H" C, |; gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ t+ i2 X# S% j+ |5 Cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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; K# }: d* k% e; yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

; r" o) |% h: {4 F' {' _; gThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

* C9 s! r% x* rLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' `" I0 g: g& Z5 _. `>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 ~7 C! |4 u& h, ^; g9 c) V/ j>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, x  x) u1 ~* _>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) \+ S0 d) j& J. v: \0 c- d. O>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% t6 D1 U/ f  @6 r. P: @( p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

* l1 `' ]1 k/ M>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# ?" O4 j5 l# M4 i- p1 ~2 Q/ G0 w>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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$ m+ b5 ~' B& ~) M4 uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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% f* K. s" z. ^2 E! j  Y" P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 v# E# V# I6 w$ Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& m& H6 I2 o$ s9 u* g: z; {真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 ?( i) y) n4 D" Z! O  Y真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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) P7 }( b9 L0 l& W+ @6 D! s8 S/ R全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 x9 t# F3 F# F$ M4 d' b" q$ {" {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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6 P& z- L# U% q! |2 K; u* y别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

; G7 @6 f7 e7 @( o2 m! m你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. S6 E" V0 `7 M2 l) [8 d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! G: ^) K: R6 v' v' r多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

3 e; h2 `& F4 `- _  |大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

" g: h# c- \: @. \. M. f, |大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 y+ [  u& {1 H, T( V0 ?( y; u她是大学教瘦？
) X7 l: J" I5 p; w3 z5 f/ q) q大学教胖还差不多
7 @% p$ b/ d/ ~. ?! |) }她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢