Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 g! e( Z0 ]5 c$ athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
* _1 r; }# ]. U0 x# w The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) H2 V6 G% @4 z6 t3 v$ | he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 F0 q# ^+ `7 ^% d$ [0 o' b0 O9 f# j lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ H! `" B- A3 W9 \5 H' Oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

) N3 X6 w$ U, V6 p You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* P* I1 ~1 F# |8 ]: C will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! w* g/ ]3 h# r5 v1 ]5 d8 n/ ?the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

( {8 X2 X3 B7 J3 p/ ]/ {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

9 K5 g, `7 a- E9 P7 e0 q  ]Now, it's the newfie's turn.

0 y% G2 B) F5 [  x/ mHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" B0 H, \" Y5 x5 t+ greferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% y& m: d5 B! S: X; lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& s* L, p5 p& |hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- i, [  b" W. Z+ G4 V/ T! Pwakes the newfie up and asks,

% ~4 e$ b; ^: [0 G7 S" U: j'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 [! H2 F. ]" o$ [- mand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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4 n" k5 {; F( j8 {% tLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ P# o! W* {( h% ?" \# U>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& @# K( m; w, H2 }$ q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 s" K9 {6 _3 K3 I5 ^$ u1 f>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 E6 v0 \' G  R& B& q5 _3 H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 X$ c+ z) Q) T2 C>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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3 ?* Z4 {( q7 a>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# M/ D' t- C8 P4 [; }>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- s5 e4 H" W- y8 SA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! \, a) D; @1 c; n4 ?. }& z9 Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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# k4 x. m/ m8 G5 q8 }; v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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0 c6 W. V4 w  R- o# P9 {9 w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

0 E: Z9 U4 x; N/ r全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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- M' `" e8 b5 U) U$ ~0 ]  E全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

6 F+ O6 e1 z6 n" v5 [- K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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, f: t- W, O" C别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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7 W8 \! N  W: t1 f5 S! [( \别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; I' D9 W2 R5 L( F9 M( v真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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  f3 O  L/ P  Z0 Q9 p( l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( d" ^9 L' @0 Q5 w5 `% p7 w# L她是大学教瘦？
) {+ p7 X: N. E6 F7 ~0 r1 B5 r大学教胖还差不多
* Z" D2 ^) N9 t9 c她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* `* N7 K; q/ k7 {5 M& G( U* s4 v紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. q) M4 K% F& Q6 C5 l+ h说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 E8 A, Z( O4 q4 ?8 O哈哈，你们在这开小会呢