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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 l0 `# k  ^6 W( K
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% j0 ]/ S, Q9 b6 R: a/ U; c3 athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ @( P- r4 x# o9 V; j2 a9 Uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  \2 [: ~/ U  L) `# l; E he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 L0 G) s/ {8 b, U7 E lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; y5 R  A! p$ J9 A) G; uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,# c+ Z1 ?( p# n; C- K3 {7 O
you pay me only $5.
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4 q3 j" W6 d1 B/ @9 g  E You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I' O: b/ y  M; g1 d6 ?' b* I% c
will pay you $500. ; \+ B7 }. B" B9 }  Z

- T% ^5 d0 ^6 |/ ]8 U This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ V2 U) e$ C  F" I6 m6 M( @the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's/ _- e3 A% a; o8 [8 b$ V" o5 a* W
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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6 m( m$ f9 z3 d! W: pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  A% l6 |" ]" ^) {- E/ A( P6 ]1 _pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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' @0 o7 m5 i. p% l! v# r8 pHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  L0 k9 u" j. j' X* Nthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all" [3 k) l* M. f7 G# s3 G
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! E/ b# U" n5 |8 E2 ^2 Rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour3 U' S, i$ R# s/ B, Q+ l0 o
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 K- s& M- S( U% Q8 Z! R' q! ?4 n+ Khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right) ?! K9 A0 X2 b; @# S
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He4 d& n- Z6 U4 [9 g) s
wakes the newfie up and asks, 6 p9 N' h, {! f. a$ L7 e+ z
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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2 E+ t) b9 o; y* u  X& K7 QThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5" K7 y& w) G2 I9 T
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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& H( y* e) w& F' @>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two / z' b) F% j2 N/ |( F
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason # T9 f. c, f2 e) R
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 Z! n- n! R& B5 S  \  o, h- D>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 S$ D" O; Y; V>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct/ k1 o( m0 A  G! S; y! l
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research + v! V' N, ?" G
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ! ]9 _  d! C; X& B* l! M
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more - P2 s5 L) c# D# g9 D' C
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 P7 p6 X" B4 ^* n: y/ |>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' v. f$ L9 E) Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! c1 U& f4 f7 E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. @4 }% ^( A. s. i>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 0 X+ B2 B1 |( n) M- ^
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 2 {( h* F5 p7 L" U, y6 w. k, _
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ c% T: o3 E  A; {* i- @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb1 H& Y) Y6 @3 y) f: z# A
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ @1 l$ X% L2 N6 I, {: G' @the newfie would l ...
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5 X" N: W7 k6 ~- o) P/ D/ {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
3 x: c* q9 Q1 u6 u“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,9 X; v5 Q1 l" N+ X3 v
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 z9 L5 [5 g5 D; x
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% ?0 y  C' x9 i3 w, }$ E# S真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 : |' [) n2 p" T( |. c. u
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  b# K9 f' n1 J真聪明,偶像啊
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. d. b1 Y. u- t6 R3 l全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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9 A2 Q5 w# g% \8 @# ~4 Q别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 u: Z5 S& P, y, @0 U+ h% n你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 o: K  L& f( ^/ A" i加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

- D. r% T1 d1 Q2 S; Y大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 & U; L: W9 T8 E& i8 A) Z

3 E/ T# p% l: R1 i1 w- f大学教授哦,能不剥削?

& g" U6 \, T4 M: Z& g( [她是大学教瘦?
. e0 M: t4 f9 `" O$ I大学教胖还差不多 5 Q: f+ v4 s& N% [; d
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" C3 r% h' O0 k& P紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! _6 T; d" M/ z) Y! W说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 q4 i; L0 ]$ o0 o
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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