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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 t' C7 `" h9 i- h! X; n: v& F
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, j- p/ J+ N0 f0 J( m/ i
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if$ e0 }1 ?) Q0 Z$ H) ?8 e
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ' i2 U4 V, r8 i9 x
  
) @2 b( }8 `1 M( l( P! W6 v% K The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 X2 C1 f! u( ]  ~! F/ C he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# u( C# K, S& Y) ^5 v lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 b) u- y6 P6 _3 f' lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! x7 ?1 }9 G; K# U2 G0 a7 oyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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( A" d: ~, s: D3 y" \The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 V" I. W& V, k/ ~- gthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ' E$ ^* u, O9 `9 Q$ M. e* y2 c

5 p  S- N. }8 h& _  T4 k& pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his' E# M- @1 [' w8 S" J
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the+ Z9 C7 ^4 q7 f
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.4 u5 C9 t# q$ U5 f8 Z# A4 a

) w) H" S) h$ Z3 AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with0 P5 H1 ~" m/ Z* U, d' U
three legs, and comes down with four?' 1 i9 N2 L( a/ ^( h# i; Q

2 S7 D8 Q- H3 QThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all2 q2 B- F; ?& m, x' [; @( e0 I
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 o/ c1 Y: F* o+ G$ |the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour+ e2 u+ Q7 g! G1 A
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
" f8 y4 _2 A/ O( n: e! L6 _  Qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 y3 w* g6 ]  k4 L$ Fback to sleep. $ Q% L3 U& ~* O; T& Z/ ?
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- \! U" M& d* bwakes the newfie up and asks, " P( y2 d5 S9 z& E
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and' Y& e  V2 d) ?; `9 o% K) y
comes down with four?' " I! ^3 H/ O  o
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5$ w9 {/ I. v) `8 D8 A. }: }
and goes back to sleep.  w6 t: k: }, a1 q( q# ~3 L3 s

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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; R# R( Z  c3 y9 e' Q4 B5 v+ @Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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% X  ^9 P- O$ c) }# S0 ?2 p>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 7 b8 ?  t' }5 E
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason / @  J* @! O6 ?$ n( q$ F7 }! p
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: u6 {0 v+ j9 @5 p9 k4 O( H>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( b1 q7 O7 _- k& f, [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct; a8 V7 V2 ]9 {5 j
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) t, c" E$ J7 T3 k& ?( O>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 b7 v, V( e6 M& V6 |/ A>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ c# V9 p2 q6 }2 Z4 s% m/ _>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ d; P, ]7 _4 i0 e* \>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three/ Q9 B& Y- R, r1 E5 n
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# ~1 D' a" X" k5 H' `5 g" W; A>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ; h, H7 `4 f# c3 E
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 4 p5 r! x/ r! G( X7 A0 w
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 , r2 }$ Y# E) A0 s9 n7 F/ c
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 V! o* ]1 y; S! p, e) e7 @
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb$ {' Y% c; w& R* \% e/ j$ p
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- A+ v, M8 v1 Q: v+ x6 H4 x
the newfie would l ...
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5 e) `- Z% @# ]0 H- T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
- G5 M" ^; P3 e7 {: q“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
+ ?# F8 l9 t$ E- B, [1 `& W好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 4 Y/ b- {* E9 R$ i- U6 ]' M$ r
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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4 m8 g1 N4 S" y+ D$ K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:  `6 ?0 s7 G+ z6 \
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, X( a4 _+ P, g$ ^0 Q9 l好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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6 B3 K3 v. D& k' r全盘接受一下。

$ R9 w. M1 _& a$ J, p; _真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 9 Q6 S+ t1 j/ U7 e9 P

% O8 i$ W/ u- f0 L4 k+ B+ j. J真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 # r( F; A& u; `% l+ m
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: t& E& M  ~( X1 z% l4 a+ U9 ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% n1 J2 W9 f0 H1 T, H" s: y9 E8 Z多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # ~6 W- E" ]* O7 @/ m3 |% ?& V
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真博学,偶像啊。

% |2 {. o$ N, L9 y& w6 w$ l大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
( }' c/ P3 X. T+ _1 N! {7 }大学教胖还差不多
: M& N& B+ N$ W4 f# y& b她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- t+ @5 ?" x- w5 _" D5 t! b: R* `紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 T! L& R8 ^0 s" P; _, ?
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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