Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 [/ I7 [& z- @9 ~% N0 V' H" ] lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

9 }( N- E* d9 ^5 L8 e4 i- C You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. @/ @# @% c+ Dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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  D8 G4 r' E/ R! ?+ mThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 ?8 ]# Q& Q3 t! t( z( f" `7 spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

* c3 D4 q7 T: G" vNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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2 j; t5 r, g/ w* O+ U$ S' B1 o' [He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ V( ~1 u, o* h; `the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 N! C5 R2 Y% |, o' J5 iback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 O! T: ~( J6 ~- B+ c6 T0 K. mwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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- G) J0 R8 V! B4 ?, [Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; c: H% Z' _6 R3 _# m6 K; q' t>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 h6 T7 R& ^  p0 Z& T. X1 r8 f>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% A; m8 l$ n! z. [  o* w% }) ~0 ~2 P6 \>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

9 b8 o; F5 J: q& u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ b- `5 B- A; n- u( ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ d) h  \9 G2 ^+ F  r! P>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 t( M5 W- a' E  x" `+ Ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& A! P% @$ o1 E0 O  ]the newfie would l ...

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2 y. e% V) B& n8 \' ~2 a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 r# B, ~" u1 B, ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. F2 Q% \9 U. r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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* V3 y7 w0 H3 |. M  E+ i' D) W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

- B" W( x2 N' a1 U9 z" r6 `& U  l真聪明，偶像啊

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- H" }% d4 k  q) u2 S3 u全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

/ N$ `% [1 q, Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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7 e- J* Q( ]: U9 d5 u5 t0 d3 S4 g别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 K! B* E. `, q( O$ o# X2 g* P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 ~5 l9 |# a* C4 U# K7 ]多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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  Z" M5 k8 v- u& D# F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

0 H* g# W; e$ G% C她是大学教瘦？
7 N( }" ^2 z0 r+ `2 d3 L" U大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. D% a8 l" p" }  A7 q1 y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  I) n& s: t4 Y5 B. ?. s5 ~说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 I1 o% o2 n6 F1 @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢