Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 k! m# U& R" mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 V0 r9 y- K. |- c" ~' ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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+ ?- ]5 I5 R& N/ \6 i2 o The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ K4 Q0 d( [9 s6 R lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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; D% }2 q5 ]3 I2 B5 L! Z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

) `% \" g" A5 B  D* Y- @ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

7 @! W# Y2 G* P7 R& n- [! S% Y, GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 N0 u- p- h  `: B6 N8 s: cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

1 k0 F3 c" o) f- k# E! rThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
) U0 H# D6 j2 X- ^/ o3 tlawyer.

& Y3 T5 z; u3 lNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& r- O9 Y8 ]. Ithree legs, and comes down with four?'

4 q5 Z& D6 s; h8 u$ y3 {The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 q" i/ r4 E6 Oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ A0 ]( ?% t2 Z- P/ wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; {0 e, t' n; l9 c- i; E: a, ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 F9 B6 |, ^0 Q% n* Dback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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- F2 @. S+ U/ J# n+ }( H'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 N8 v% j3 _+ K4 `. lcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
% n8 N, u5 }0 m/ U+ c& @and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 u3 E( O+ ^9 K: o) m0 G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: O% m1 E, @& h+ a0 s! G- q; r, d>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. C/ z) Q; P+ k% J6 u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- }- s5 X& z/ x/ J>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 G* P$ w# l; D0 ^2 j>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 V) i/ Y: c8 @: a( pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 s; F) ^, ?$ B5 R3 v+ \加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% L" V. u* [, e真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& @* F1 t7 V! O) N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 K( u. a+ f) P. x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 y; ^* z( Z7 l, w; }9 [真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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0 J. S. x3 Q7 C! T& H0 {3 k# Y全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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' C6 j0 K8 d  A, C* _$ `6 t, p/ G真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) w& e& P" p; h: \别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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; N  L, M1 R! p7 I" k5 o5 u3 b8 [别把我往坏路上领啊。

' |) \- |8 c3 ]/ p4 g5 [- M& x你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  d9 x( e6 ~( k! H9 A" t' w" R/ S真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: }% [, v" l. @4 n' M& P8 n1 E说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢