Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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9 z; E3 M+ T0 v( H5 L; Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  [/ L' X* Q4 I) ]. wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so$ p* T. b# v8 l
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! C9 d. U% N" J4 q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* v+ W  P: y$ N! xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,; d) u' G8 S4 X) d! J6 ?4 g
you pay me only $5.
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' b& Q: U9 k7 D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I# f9 ~8 m. h) k! I' l% x; n8 Q
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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5 h2 B# j/ I9 g1 A0 v/ c9 o- m* \# C" fThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's1 q2 p3 i$ M1 j4 q9 }# T
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' , a. E6 A2 t% I" _, K
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his5 W7 f6 q% i3 y) {$ `2 G
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn., Z- |5 ~/ D# j

% ?# b$ C8 |2 [! t) dHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with; C2 ]! {, z3 |* d
three legs, and comes down with four?' , I2 c4 e) `% g. V

7 u9 y6 X, d: Q7 H, b& BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# i6 H& @' c3 ]4 ~) Rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 ?# e' s4 c2 ]$ s$ ~3 X9 Hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ O0 g. k3 _" L5 O! E0 f0 _* hback to sleep.   S7 j) d# P, [& m7 T2 ~: p3 [5 r
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $50 W/ [% Z* U) b5 l
and goes back to sleep.' v" |: _- N0 K5 o* @
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 n/ ^' s0 O( T+ f ^; y c8 UA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a) s; i9 x" W2 H. `+ ^
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 X0 N5 R+ y' C" X1 t3 T8 c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 @. r' {, f9 w' D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- ~& t2 W4 O5 {: [, ?. ^, e; F“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* X' ?. K& Y" U$ y2 \5 R# O2 ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 + ~! S# b. ?3 u4 @

0 T2 Y, Z6 } \; C' v真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 5 C% ]8 u# [: a; Y, C
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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* Q5 D- g5 z& [% | Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* B# E* A6 |" X- {0 L0 }9 b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 4 j( o( U/ a6 e1 Z' M w; e

, _+ _- }( e/ ~真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 I* K X' z8 F$ W: a. H8 k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ' C* z/ F$ U8 g7 g) _2 H
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 m" O- ~' H& _! A/ H0 l+ z; n8 a$ u' M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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