Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! p; N" A+ z* T: a" D: x$ H- M' Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ e4 O! Z+ ~; k; E/ P2 B! F The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ I) K7 O& ]  J+ l( P! |) Y8 @ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

6 o% H! A5 J( c3 v# K" f You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

& E' p" \/ J: C, g/ w& U" d# P: PThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
" N& L8 w  E: g, s. W' Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 l; m  x2 z3 n3 G; Flawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 A- ]4 E2 W: a6 O! j/ x/ kthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- B1 \  P4 f) X  _- C8 l4 V. j% hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 l  a* k/ L6 M. G, mback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 [2 p8 I- x; I* U2 k. fwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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7 O" A1 q9 L5 ]5 ^) i  X- g8 {3 b6 YThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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& J* t9 F! z5 W. F- Q) g. B>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" W) ^7 j* {9 o  v1 \>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ n9 b/ K$ d3 ^( Z3 n1 }* {1 u>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 Q9 y6 K* [; z: Q3 _# q% f>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) L& x0 l8 X6 t7 U4 s>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& _5 {+ @, f! D>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  z4 E) p6 m6 t; c>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# Y9 N  n7 U7 v% ?4 [1 d: R>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 ~$ X; [: v( h# w4 B! V6 s>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! |! @8 }. o! N3 H( M' z) yA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 U# U: n- P1 H2 qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 t8 s1 i/ }# l0 ^) \) z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" x( T" F% X# X2 }; X  {; E7 Y: i加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. N, x; v4 }( r1 F# {; S# W真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. g; P1 x1 E  a好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

5 }6 [# e  b3 D全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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5 L0 v1 V8 ~1 M全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

# v4 l$ \# h! y, _9 Z  G4 E真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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  D( T$ I, O2 F6 R别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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' f# }& K: v! H  }- ^" T: N: B别把我往坏路上领啊。

( W$ g* V- ~3 E6 D8 f% Y* d9 P你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; l$ D1 b9 e* u" \* Z$ n加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, g0 m& S* y; q7 }# f多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ E: I% V0 |$ `) [& n真博学，偶像啊。

9 \' I- A3 ?0 k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' d* d& I8 O$ W& m& j) R8 Q0 Z' _* Z' [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. A& v4 u% I$ T1 u3 U/ f说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! u5 `" M7 |: f  W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢