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; a- z) W* H4 Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb0 a& F9 C+ y1 M; K, l5 d/ y* g- D
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( j# q5 S% W1 G! Z0 P( l4 }6 }the newfie would like to play a fun game. 9 } b# r+ x/ m% T
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so+ [: B! i6 ~6 x! z: o4 Z
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The6 c3 y c3 \3 ~! I2 ]' L
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' ?) E5 |+ F! k7 y& j5 o( Hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,7 h' N4 u- F4 p3 d
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; U' [( ?" ^$ U* x2 A; \6 O) r will pay you $500. $ A0 J4 |& r' h3 ?" o4 S6 s# e
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 \0 ?+ N9 g! Q8 R0 l# qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ) ]6 q9 d" c, ~# Y- |( k
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's2 W7 T! _$ F% q$ U7 }) J5 }
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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) E; O$ }4 ~' R" }The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his: k: g" u5 [0 O6 ^
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.' U& h" F6 b0 j0 o( h: l
. \% M$ R4 Z1 o2 J. P P. G5 M/ ]9 {He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 w8 @7 f) }3 k/ \4 hthree legs, and comes down with four?' * W- \3 @4 `) R9 w3 M
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 g* }9 Z q' D2 ~. Qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all9 o2 I& Q) E- ?( X7 N; E
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 U/ C# V: { u* d) U, qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and i6 J* }; A( k2 F0 O" v
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
M# q' y4 O/ Z% mback to sleep. ( D$ J' K. H! o& R0 {
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' ^# ^% G) n" l8 T! c# u0 m( B2 Dwakes the newfie up and asks, / g( d- m5 ^4 O2 O$ q
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58
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