Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 f0 t' K% x& d% h2 i' v; jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& p: S, k/ _6 N: Q3 W- Y lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 j5 L4 t% K. z8 _& ?the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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5 l6 @5 d# m# D7 ]5 W2 ZThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, e: ?$ \6 G1 C. o! C; B0 p8 ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 c# X- i6 E/ E0 G  e7 Klawyer.
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8 _$ w7 @+ r$ g( W6 }! QNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ r- V8 S% c  M! o% J  [. L: Ethree legs, and comes down with four?'
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4 e6 j' J: ^7 C7 h) |The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 m2 h# p, ^& \, pthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 P9 G- C) b1 s+ o( G; W2 c, \3 F6 ^of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 V9 N3 y' I- N9 Thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
" }  p8 o: }* o: X7 Kback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

8 w4 D0 c2 s8 q" F2 F6 B# v3 P9 L'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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' j5 Z' A3 K7 nThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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: k( Q3 e) a/ ], \8 ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# _' ~3 g; _( h3 k# R. ?2 W% R9 o, B>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& U5 \) [) m, |9 j4 c+ G0 P' w>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ q% M- h. G' O$ M# p! P# T: m" \1 Y>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 R) M$ j% j" T- h1 G- C>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

& Q% E/ ]' i( L/ a) k2 P( f$ }>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; h" c" c' \' y0 h>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

7 v; }* H: g2 M! G3 W" y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 H3 X! N: I* t9 u8 N, d) l* Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' X$ L7 i- ^2 q; c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( N4 m* W1 X( c) v  S. W真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 ~4 Y7 t- R$ l2 X9 T真聪明，偶像啊

. M8 G% E/ m* @" g全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


5 |+ Q7 J# V$ ?2 g全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

7 N: n6 E* y# g1 B你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

7 }8 T. B4 K* F3 Q* ]$ ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% y& V6 h3 Q8 b: C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* A  U% C8 {6 u( y" M$ E1 j说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- g- K" C. ^+ Y& j( [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢