Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 m# W' f9 ?( n: |/ Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( s2 l, f1 v; ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 b+ a5 e( s4 z3 u; e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 M! a5 u9 D( ~8 s+ V lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 L- N3 \% M6 z5 A0 X- t6 c% Y1 syou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( ]  i" U* D- H/ C/ t2 b& s; t7 l7 G will pay you $500.
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* Z3 V7 V; Q% j0 } This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
: X" w# C5 L7 gthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ y* z: S) S+ n, L  A6 Ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

$ D0 ^/ T% |1 V: W6 @. s$ ~& JThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
1 d# x; u& Y; d1 @lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 q" d6 d6 H) o% `three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, e  a0 y+ {9 lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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3 W7 ~8 t% n5 QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ o5 m, I6 x7 b! S, D) L( Dwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 B' H1 j& @" Y% ~- B$ icomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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% [7 g5 g- P5 V0 i- |Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 q/ D5 G- g* g& A' o>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 O% m2 W/ }( M6 P8 b>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& k1 C1 y! j+ Q) G1 R6 p( x>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  k1 A+ F$ R6 O9 }* O>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 o, B2 d9 k. K) F4 p>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ u1 E* n2 F2 ?' u, j& _>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 N8 V* U3 {, I1 W& w$ J- F0 M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! S6 q) d& _( D$ O% o: u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 n( r9 v1 X" ~) Zthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' n* w2 f. K# h2 }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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5 W( K2 N) }8 ~$ W% x. K" n4 w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 q- m: p6 U5 M, N# y& ~真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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# |# d$ @  P9 x3 z* ]1 Q, c别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



, ]1 Y/ g( }2 y& `& a别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 T9 u6 |2 ?) c7 F  f多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( n* c( y; C) x/ `真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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9 s' v( M9 z/ T, _% p! I* F* n5 B: ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 q, y& T! x( p2 `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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8 Q( j2 ]% R+ A) w; d4 v6 l  s( P5 F哈哈，你们在这开小会呢