Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 e( w, H8 T- E! S0 N; |, l he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# r- b* u( k9 w0 A$ U0 ^ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

( @( ~5 g7 p2 w$ ` This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
5 K7 {, v& O% \1 T5 L+ l0 wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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; Z" y7 |1 ]9 v0 A3 d' lThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, l0 U( d% e6 F8 J0 Upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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& f4 l" F; a& ]+ B% O2 bNow, it's the newfie's turn.

0 Z6 i: V4 n" L4 O) MHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

# C; b& W; r7 L# y" R# \# _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 ~/ I2 T0 ?5 Q5 s( `# pthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 c2 E' ?( D8 o% aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% X# N, V4 C: t# Jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 A% t1 I( X# v& A* B( Y/ hback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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( S0 m/ O9 {3 T9 ?0 y% C# o! U) ]'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
9 r6 V% Z: k, U& z' z( x0 Ocomes down with four?'

7 ?9 @: ?6 x2 V8 lThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  L& N5 H1 ^8 ?, ?0 w( L7 J>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' H" f# c& p! L. n>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( a0 ]( r" o/ I9 k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' X5 v7 U' ?! T8 ]: T( u* S>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) T; A) `& |& D! r2 s>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& s: W% m4 C5 E$ h1 U- ?' [>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
- _; y' i: Y5 Y/ C+ h>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 o+ Z* d7 M% ^7 }" Z, x2 R" ?the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# n4 f7 q- X4 `/ a$ g: Y% I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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: G0 b7 b# x  N( s! q8 u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( ?8 u5 _" k) ~  b/ t2 _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ ^+ w. e& W1 e真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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. O! {1 z. W2 p& ^5 p全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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$ g) |, b; S8 P/ \" U5 T% J; K别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# j  i6 j2 O. }' |" k* E/ }真博学，偶像啊。

# k9 C. w2 v3 n& A" B4 V  P- @大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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" P  y+ n, r$ O& l# ~# E1 `" r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
8 ?' p! _  ?3 S. |3 `5 i她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ T7 T3 ^3 |+ C5 P! U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  l3 y0 Q# |) r/ L- P! n7 o6 m: S) D说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* H6 o+ r6 F- P4 ~5 d: O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢