Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ R8 F5 Q! d7 g2 D4 ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
' i5 m4 ~- Q2 j. N5 I1 V) @ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ O& F) f' I9 U% p: P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' ?* R' U" h( l' V6 H, V) z8 D lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# S! J7 s* j) h+ W5 R% q4 I' W% M) Qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

+ D# c: M. v0 Z# f6 C. l  K You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
# ?: x) w* ?/ A- K" W9 W will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' h% J# B  A# V* Y5 V9 S3 n) jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; G- C9 W1 s; o& @% _4 {" h. _# kThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

$ A& [  ]3 x! f  P3 M& rThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ s/ J; z  [% ?, v. gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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- [3 w- E8 Z5 t) `) S: Q* d( iNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ p5 S7 I: c, t3 t0 ^% pthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- `1 s( _% I# J& F; |; i3 k5 }the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! e  W3 O, C' Bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 R: l1 f+ \  a) b; @" N9 whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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: Y6 R5 {1 T7 J+ A+ }The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 U8 e. u+ s, z0 b- J3 K4 n+ zwakes the newfie up and asks,

# N0 c+ S, C) k% O( N" G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 U" [5 |8 i# L6 j9 w6 v6 |comes down with four?'
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8 p0 f$ d9 g8 G( s" B+ G% K, eThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 P- G. F2 [4 S, v. tand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) ^) ^4 F( ]# D6 \: }>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

* P( R- S/ D4 h  C>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 Y, h, [/ [. P: J) `! K, `5 k>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% A3 A! j# T7 z& g; Y! w2 o/ Z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; Q. V, x9 \- P/ ?5 N>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" V4 |* z" D0 V2 Z; r% Z3 m  C$ h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  c5 ?# @" E4 r# j, c>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  m4 U5 ^6 [' Q" D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" X& ^% d. U- p' q4 c8 f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ R; o1 E: v0 Q2 H5 Z真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- m- x8 n8 a! W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, O& [1 ]$ t+ w- E% u真聪明，偶像啊

" g( B$ x  ^' h  n% N全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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6 O0 O' A" P1 n0 X+ F, J( i, x全盘接受一下。

" i6 \! J* q) B1 z+ m! G) ?% p真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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5 ^7 V2 z; M2 g; }别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

) g4 v# P- D; w# A# O你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

7 ~' z; y% W: j3 l) ?& R1 b- `( Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

0 V0 E3 `1 ~4 W0 K& }0 h她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
( r0 `: E" T! M0 @9 }她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: g4 h6 G  F/ O5 S说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# s: l% F% ~! C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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/ n: \  i0 [1 l& Y, H哈哈，你们在这开小会呢