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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a. S$ z% f0 T5 t
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb- w& g2 O1 X* m( l+ W% s
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if2 |4 v2 q: Z3 e9 J; D  t6 A
the newfie would like to play a fun game. . o8 s- k$ I; J4 V5 V- s1 |5 f% S
  
. k5 ]" v+ M; s5 Y2 S- w$ E The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so7 C4 T7 k) W! z
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,8 B' z2 Z) |. Y2 M* L& t
you pay me only $5.
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8 M) g$ F+ g- L  h) U( J8 g! l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I( R+ Y) w# s- M- v& q
will pay you $500. - k: ?4 _7 c2 M* p+ q
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep; D. \' U. J  |, r* W8 A" H; I
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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% g' E9 p: k, g. d0 _# \The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's$ u; X5 x$ |' q- [: Q
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all! D, v. F& G. J1 ]2 T
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" `$ W/ d! ~" C( h7 W) [the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( V( p8 S; ?, J0 O( }; kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and. Y# L6 q7 R  O6 e( x$ j& X
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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- L6 u% v& @4 Z- G2 e- B" |9 WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He/ _* ]! ]+ I% N/ `5 d
wakes the newfie up and asks, 4 Q* w8 Y0 y- N- o
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and0 i0 h9 v& d/ n/ W8 C
comes down with four?'   F, d+ i0 \4 J+ ]- l
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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% X: ?, h$ k3 u, wLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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+ h4 i# a% l( Z1 [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ) \# W9 P5 C2 k
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason . G/ R5 }- y) \5 L. Y
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
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>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 J* V4 D0 d* ]+ g3 ^/ c2 `$ v>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' \9 m7 B# H" ^  O" B& {0 h/ E>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a " o7 x. G! z3 H% j- w7 D. g
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 v6 W) O. Q& p- G- s* a>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 ~( d6 m) `2 a/ d1 E) F" l" |>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three6 }! A6 X: Y* v) F* d4 f# h

9 f7 Q% s( E. k3 i& q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) G( P5 s8 m# u" i5 n>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 5 d; B% f, {" g# m  Q9 Q
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; ?5 A7 L+ P0 x' m>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # B% `: }1 b/ j: D8 F
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. F+ S4 y! }, E/ Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb# Y2 F6 ~1 K9 H; ^8 R* S. r$ e
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if* d5 L+ @5 C  q! n
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
2 T4 Q5 \, `4 w+ i2 B“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
: z( A; g2 t& Z) g! y4 d. }好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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) J4 d+ x% [) |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
0 k- U! h) e3 i& E( N% f1 L“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
+ }, M5 K# P( N5 L好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

) l& ~' U8 c' |- G! H真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 8 N3 {. c  F& T7 b
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 , y& F' O, J' K
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# Z/ D: ]2 g% [; D全盘接受一下。

; w* O0 @/ q: Z6 Q; P) O) {) }真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 Z6 f/ s6 ~& |9 B! p/ D" N真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

% K8 t" B; x9 N. z5 c7 U; I你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 : X- n; ~% p; d- F

( J. t5 {0 A% I5 G1 f0 d大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?' h' p7 X. b5 r1 [+ V1 g0 P4 `
大学教胖还差不多 + O! C' }6 c+ g0 ^: Q8 d* W
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 |1 G, N; F; }! |" H6 |; |
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 , t; H: q# G( F8 d+ O
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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