Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 G4 q- D; Y5 U2 U' S$ H9 nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" C! O$ y1 Q& A' Uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 A- Q6 J& ?4 |6 I  x; I he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  Z1 M; ~- y! a; @you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
6 a! d% g: G9 X% F8 C+ s will pay you $500.
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- Y, x8 h3 |+ g; `, F This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# N. I- Y/ k. ~. Mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

$ O- D' z+ c  p& z3 T9 q2 G4 uThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! ]2 d6 T2 C1 ~* [' xthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( [9 M8 \( P' v9 H: cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
  B" \& Z- R' g( |. jlawyer.
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4 O( Q, D1 W4 y6 Q5 ^1 ]/ sNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: s" j9 B1 o- i+ `1 }, @4 ^' vthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 E3 ], v. }1 qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ q5 R9 q; a6 W+ _6 B/ y+ ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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' r1 ~/ X8 j) E! ?( U" vThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ i( g0 z& _3 a! a1 @# O* bwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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! j! u: u' _6 pThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

" i' r7 T. E4 B- h4 r' e8 gLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

1 n# e. k" g8 j6 W6 P6 x% D2 v1 t" X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( \. i6 m( G+ s>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& {! X3 A7 |! i' e/ A6 W6 g6 J3 J>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 A1 _% \% z6 i6 H8 |, O>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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/ A2 o7 x7 K: j# d8 B>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& ^8 b6 B2 p; }$ K( x>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 t1 d7 Z/ A7 h" d" [, z9 s>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" r+ l6 x  }7 w  j  R3 x/ v' x; K: k>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 }- f1 t* k9 M' v! T+ d( P/ |7 o8 C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 X: P) o) p  V) e/ rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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% Y- J6 `6 P) {5 }& N" q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' A& y$ I9 M; o# m: L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 r5 a, Y/ q* t: n0 m9 s) {3 z. U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 Y! E0 {" p  \/ K. i/ A$ a$ L' m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ `; \5 `' l7 Q6 ~- @真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, y- E6 V5 ^: j4 s, ^. G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& N1 M8 G1 f! ~, Q6 U4 b5 k3 {3 Z. s9 a好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  e1 |9 Y: ^) n0 f: a( n真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ }0 T# `* H; B" J$ z真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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; D- A3 A! f% U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) c9 X) l: B7 R- a  c* d/ O加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( r3 t  o: W$ u1 F1 w真博学，偶像啊。

8 H' z6 g- [, A2 [1 ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' L/ s8 x, E. b+ d' Q  p她是大学教瘦？
4 w/ N! ^$ r1 t大学教胖还差不多
' n; x# H& M6 h1 I7 S0 x0 v她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 r- g: C2 e+ ]+ \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" }) i: D; C( Y" h; Y说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& ~" k2 m* L3 h! A- a) e) {# W! D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢