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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 S2 t6 N0 {; |6 O; Y3 a# v3 xthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. w- L3 D0 `0 o2 z7 s6 @5 {% b he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: }' c6 a8 A$ ]# X lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I; M0 p; O& ]" g, K( H( f- x
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! v6 v: C2 B& N, ^; ^0 @' Z* ]you pay me only $5.
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0 ]1 M5 I6 ~4 R& z) g You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I5 E( e3 e: ~& R9 \
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's: q* `' N  \' k" M! g! N4 Y' u
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' , i+ f/ ?. T, G5 h

/ h* W8 ~) L6 x* W1 `The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 n5 @& U0 U# J4 |! V' Xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.( u" {* x2 f4 g" J9 U

5 `$ L% T+ H" U" T  _/ E! [He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all- G, [. c8 k) @$ T
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all: W2 U& \; X( e7 z
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ h4 q9 R! [  k8 gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; M7 m% m6 ~! ]5 ~2 V" l( hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
$ K0 ^9 C5 e- c9 i2 W/ pback to sleep. " ?2 u2 T8 c: B' {8 R

# V; H- W; o5 T! B. m% R/ eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! [9 {- b& v" _3 M% C4 w/ hwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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$ z& W1 [3 p' n  V0 i# ^2 V9 |The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two & _- T% c) R! g( a$ `- \
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ J6 h4 g, l' ~6 k' @/ u7 y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 8 s  V6 `! u/ I0 N1 b) ]
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ }9 |& a5 h1 [3 O# w# H>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research $ L/ c8 d' P6 l2 A% j
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a + @5 t) }! P) b" o
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: D6 l/ m) W& h>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, $ f$ ]" r! I' X, _& c$ a
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's % I* T7 Q8 r2 d( D' L% w! R8 [9 X
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the : k# G$ g4 b5 L$ l8 t0 M) n+ g; a
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, s4 z; u% \/ F  z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 1 U  I% G( F3 u4 s% D
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 ?5 ^% O. r6 B0 D4 Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- U; Y2 X9 I% z. G7 G5 M+ v! sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 A6 v- j( Y8 g8 @" V: Lthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:  z6 B! }' S5 d/ v" s
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
4 z5 H% U# K" ?5 ^. ]好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 S1 V  q4 z" j- E0 j5 y0 r+ U) Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# Z5 `' z5 k4 k* t% I# h真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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3 }. w' a- g! F. W5 o0 W# w' o/ y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:7 S" a! Z. z- b9 h, c: E
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
/ x6 P* F) h6 n7 R4 o好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 K& p. w2 Q& H真聪明,偶像啊

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& {6 M% I  T& X  J/ W, v全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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% i/ V1 M1 F# M  n" V( v: f别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 G5 k6 u6 d  y' R% g. b0 N8 }* E& A
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 p% q$ ?. r2 [' i" @: I多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 1 p5 {7 L" O5 O0 l
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真博学,偶像啊。

% M9 R) \8 v6 X$ \+ ?) |大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 0 x! e  H+ i4 e( I' W9 f3 U

7 q' [  c8 ?, x大学教授哦,能不剥削?

5 b3 U- W4 a# U1 j! b8 ?) I) T她是大学教瘦?; r+ F# T3 A' Y: B
大学教胖还差不多 3 h  A- a  [& G  g- a  C; n& B
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 3 V, c* e3 I4 U% O6 d& X' X0 q1 x
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ X# Z- F, o, h& d紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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3 B1 Y9 `1 \" X( [* K& q哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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