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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I  G8 r; w- M2 W; _: m# n# g# B2 B
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,+ ~( {) i  A- u( m! O) o
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I  \+ j# R7 [( b2 n2 P! c5 h/ T
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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( ^# F1 z- Q* a! x; zThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's; p2 O% m7 W# E9 X
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 8 ?% N! J3 z. ?* k+ t
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer. # i1 m# S6 J6 q- d3 [  \9 l
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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1 K" q4 j9 k& ?8 r" T" AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& Q1 `! Y/ J: ?' W. E3 Zthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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: i% J( {. `0 @4 }. |The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all7 J6 Z( P) w, Z% W
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and5 Y7 q2 o3 A1 I7 L0 s( i
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right( O1 A% N+ z2 P, `- g/ R
back to sleep. : u/ k4 S  \$ n/ [: w8 M2 x

- Z$ t3 L1 U- l4 E1 _9 qThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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5 I# C4 Y; F) Y, D'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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$ ~& I. Q3 G9 a' t: CThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $59 w9 @- t- T) z$ y
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the5 p' b# n/ K( m# l$ |* w9 v
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 \! B+ k- h4 _>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ j# q2 B& ]/ L) b5 O. t* v>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the + R: c/ R( w8 [2 E7 z5 H
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, " X) G* Y; q' ]" B5 ^
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
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>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 {6 ]( p5 v. ^3 x- m5 z6 n>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ o. H( ]; c, b5 U0 A* T>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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8 d6 E! u+ p% B>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's   c( E$ ]' Y9 G/ s1 W$ [4 I
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the * c; m1 Y3 s: @/ ^9 D
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 S9 [6 x' M# h! z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ m, v2 z3 B+ X# A( |8 r# e8 E6 p- T0 fA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ h( i( F; H1 l+ W* u/ f4 m6 \# p' Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# V' s* K5 {9 Z( Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, i9 n% f* L6 r8 Sthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
' n% J, ]1 r* D- v2 u) r  I“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
( z5 Y: J3 c2 v好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ p, H3 N' t5 y9 z" M加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: P( Q2 c, a4 k3 P# J8 M4 u  Q- R真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 - n/ C$ U* g( y. ~1 H1 d/ X7 o

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. P0 c) {; ~, T6 R6 |% j; T9 `9 j( f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
0 b' s9 ^1 r% p2 H8 `2 `# z“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" {7 y) X7 X. A5 |) G1 W2 |' }1 H好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 1 X9 Q; H  Y3 U6 Y) C$ Z

. ~9 k/ ?; l- Z9 r真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 ]) O6 u1 w# s' H: C4 i& f

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# q) \/ R/ m5 D2 {7 Z; r, e- e3 ]2 P真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 . z  y# x* Z( t: J4 C

) T, M" C( J7 X0 u3 D7 }' N真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 u! X$ m1 Y4 P! M  X, V6 {加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

1 ]' u( e2 ^% e% C2 _5 |大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 , b& w+ x/ {3 o. [- D* N2 q
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 % D0 r) B4 |# N% T- o5 `
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- [8 T& s3 Z& F- b说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 p6 w8 {) v6 a# B, d' C
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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