Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ O7 g+ X8 o9 [+ Y( n* }6 r  I0 S# }' Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) t& q" X$ f: `, bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 E- R9 F% |( H  Bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" K9 A$ E1 k/ A. c# j* i& J lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 W  t& u  }9 p& o# lyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
! T4 h+ ?" ?. t& }$ J will pay you $500.

$ Q# @1 C( o3 ]4 h2 | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 s( R; `! z8 b* B3 Pthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

! F: r6 Z7 @3 V/ l+ E7 \" T% xThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 k  e- L- j+ u# k4 othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

. f; W9 ]6 J' gHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ X4 t8 e9 `" B6 T+ E* y) P7 Jthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 g0 v/ a0 X6 [references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% f: ?- u$ o& j5 Z0 S( ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ {0 H! j, {1 H9 y$ c' thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( M3 y! N8 c& z0 ]1 L5 Lwakes the newfie up and asks,

. @: K  t0 U" M8 @( F'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
: {8 x; E0 d$ X" |$ V5 ^$ o) Xcomes down with four?'

& `. G& I) b; hThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
5 I* g; Y" H: R+ u6 j9 L' U$ uand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- L2 M* S9 s* H2 G' F>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

# @* ~( s* F, S+ [: Z4 w* V>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 A6 a, [, \/ I5 l( h1 Z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. h5 y, Q  k3 t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( J) U2 Z$ i9 l8 A6 l9 MA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; ]+ R+ T9 g* ^2 s+ ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 b. h8 o) V& C7 r7 Z3 s- ^好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 r0 s" {% s% M( u0 |* i4 E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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( @& s# j3 L# y" m( v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 I7 h2 e1 E6 i2 K好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

' [7 c/ z; Q5 O+ }全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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  N3 h  U! |. M( t" S全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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, P% X. g" F* u$ }3 {  S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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! H7 E6 o& m& k" p别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 Q  \% F) R4 f( X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) F" b3 v5 U4 v( @5 P+ q# Q3 ]' {# \真博学，偶像啊。

5 S  y/ y% N6 h$ o. v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) w+ l4 Y2 U3 g: c4 P- p+ D她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
& I9 k0 B2 H& O. J+ x她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& k- s" t0 {% {/ d/ [, q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& n, Y5 @7 W# J. c" q) P2 u# b说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢