Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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* p7 J8 z( }1 l' }1 i# O/ \- Z/ s) pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
+ g+ _/ w1 q4 g7 { The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' U) w& n0 S7 {6 Z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' B% r; N+ R- G" v/ @( L+ g1 ] lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ K7 w3 J% o) H) U+ j( k7 N$ dyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

, v6 x* S: K  z! ~5 B This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  r9 f& m( B. n  g& ^the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
% f/ B1 U: t) m8 cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
" Z* ^& E9 V) B# B+ Y+ a- Plawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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1 e' @3 N3 r$ h5 V( Q/ ?He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ r9 {( c0 a( u6 Nthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 }2 t/ f0 @5 x0 }: hreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 p( v5 n- q3 u! I. S9 G& X# V) \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' D6 [2 X% j3 a; a: X  shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! K& A. I+ V1 t# `back to sleep.
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! ]/ s( V8 t" T1 q. W$ }The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% i3 R3 B- b7 o7 Ewakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" B& R& g% \  M- T! Icomes down with four?'
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% p5 p$ [0 Y+ ^The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
) {: m; [! X1 m1 x) Cand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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& \3 H' e! m# x, ?& c3 U: g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 }+ ]* _+ _& U, c- N>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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  u+ ?% |; O  k; G>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ c: z8 p( H1 G. ^3 K! d>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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! X) c2 Z' u; [( v0 L>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) \0 d( ~  g7 R>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 A9 C4 ?9 ^, p* g" C9 k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 V5 V( P' l) Q/ @5 A>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; G( v( W+ t- C# J) H: Y8 tA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 L- ~. V  w2 y& g5 o: j5 P& `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' s& C9 T' C! H# U9 B; `. e$ x; W4 Jthe newfie would l ...

# D7 Z, S8 Z7 E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ g! q' a6 n8 j3 |/ m9 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 y. H3 y. W6 Q( N. \% P& P好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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$ b* s" T" J: r/ R# N4 N全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

! x  P9 }$ W0 I, \: n! A( c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 z$ g1 w7 B$ ^9 ]$ ?$ i5 i你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. W$ s% f# @* `2 U: i真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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3 q" w2 c* _' v( Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
. @* Z- v9 ^4 \% J  P她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# N: s  Q, T3 U2 \8 a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 ]) y0 d/ e; v哈哈，你们在这开小会呢