Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 g9 t: k" A* J8 ^  ` he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 C, O0 w3 u: v/ S# vyou pay me only $5.

) g  ?# m& t3 R( \, S  n You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
0 \+ d6 `+ [/ m9 y& W/ G& J will pay you $500.
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# e9 \% M" I; |: s$ O3 R4 n4 Y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 l' r2 g' I3 j- Athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& h. j" z/ l. dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 Y3 D; A. T& u) Rlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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& U5 l) A5 l# gHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) [+ _: i8 Z3 [" |) d7 c" Zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, _+ D2 }. H$ S/ G& Q" [: ]of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ r5 s3 h1 T& K: y7 L  a& ~wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
) D. i: }5 S7 R' Pcomes down with four?'

8 {: E, W5 E! u# |The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

# `  r+ d! g" e* O: r1 v2 q6 W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 x+ }0 P. @  [+ i2 }2 y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ [8 Q0 f& d9 z5 C+ o, J! L>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# U! ]2 |3 g8 O5 W4 `* u9 `>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, |. m; g/ Q& d7 B+ H>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 D$ D) z- j# w>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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3 T) ^, M4 H9 r# a* P. X. B6 u>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 x0 x0 R" |! Y3 b$ m7 ~" e>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 z( R/ y$ R, S1 h# @; CA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' K0 A4 Z5 X8 A6 T4 e; S$ _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( N/ j% M5 Y/ e. F2 Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. p$ k5 {7 K3 ?5 V% bthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 ?0 T) j. T/ q0 H; |9 W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# E: {7 m; T5 W0 g% V' U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- X1 a! a9 n2 s4 }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# B5 |. @. j$ w  C) \* `真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. w2 A( U8 A# I真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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; I* B5 C0 |& l6 @' F+ C全盘接受一下。

+ l, W5 |& @! Q& G2 M+ J: w; j  \真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

* Z- Y9 s: \. H+ O; t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

/ `( |* q# r( b- l: |- k8 s) Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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+ s5 O0 i/ u5 L7 H" m: i5 i, i; `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
- ]. B& L3 J* J# z, A6 _大学教胖还差不多
  }5 g) w, T! O8 D6 l% v/ I, ~) y( R她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 X# g  @8 a5 t7 x0 S* [说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' Y9 W6 U8 ~7 n! q9 R, p4 x. \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢