Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" K7 |. \. k2 \the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- N4 f- `2 m* v2 |& Z1 R he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- e  X$ A1 w+ e" O! w( c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: h; D5 I* [( d/ w+ U7 R/ m) Lyou pay me only $5.
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* D/ E  {; H7 u0 {6 F0 m You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

) k& [. }( `( M, T* C& M This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- K" U- w$ D: M4 Qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
% U1 e: N0 ^8 F$ e) C1 tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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1 {( o# t$ M2 y7 p1 U0 J6 KNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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/ s, H& U6 j( fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ q3 A# k3 c! Zthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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& H; X  x9 t% b  hThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ A6 C" G& ?6 y) nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* o7 ?. ~/ `2 e' h( Q3 Bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 ]6 _9 k$ {; I' W2 `hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* E, s) V8 h3 X( a5 a9 |- h4 Zback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& C: L; a; v( ~. Awakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
) x( |4 \8 {/ A6 e7 _- Lcomes down with four?'
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3 A, M7 G% }' k# ^. d( @1 TThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

! `6 Y7 O' T% t( B' h$ ~" N% ZLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  g9 J) z- `  y/ T# H7 \>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# Z- m; X7 n' h- L# u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; X  ~# b* n3 j3 ~# R9 |" ^5 b>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: _" |1 F2 ?4 g% z& g5 O* B8 x>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 y  \9 o( W( v/ L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: t$ G( G" G5 m" o- P/ ~! W: F$ S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 e) T% g! B6 I2 k8 N: Q, XA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) r4 V( `; k" d$ }- q) w$ Slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" H& y) G4 Q! u! fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- T  C6 _0 r- K3 |' s+ N# Jthe newfie would l ...

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, c' Y* }, J- _  T. _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 i. y& V8 K6 C) l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 o( ^4 O9 {* w( e! E. Q: C真聪明，偶像啊

% n5 b$ V7 ~1 a7 k7 H全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

) C$ H. ]' ^8 j2 J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 ?, x2 `5 |9 A2 K* s别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

; S) [: n0 T9 \* D& U  D$ \你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 @% |2 D- a4 Z) h1 f% I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 `: o" Y/ Z" L. C; E4 o! ]多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

1 g* v: G6 r; \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

6 p1 @8 W, c. z* Y2 \1 E7 V, I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 B! [  b* _% l- a% W) i她是大学教瘦？
& [7 h, M: S6 e, m+ j) w大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- ^& L8 ^6 O$ V8 m$ v' D8 I0 c5 g说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢