Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. A: [) j. s3 ]2 F' Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 g( b, ^8 N8 K* b! m2 u  q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ P$ R. i3 P- K6 B" ~8 c# f5 f* S! T lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# ?2 J! ]! r8 `+ F" Z8 i& q' [  Tyou pay me only $5.

! t. G9 }% D# v  [- C& ?, b# i& w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. ~, P  U; K1 B# `: ]! J will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

) D2 w8 H5 o% e. u# ~The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

( X+ a' g$ A! v! t. x% d: wNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

! T1 e) x' A* FThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( T; I9 }1 \; x9 B7 V: p% o* Q5 ]wakes the newfie up and asks,
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* A" x8 W  a( d$ _7 Z! }'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

/ S: T2 \, v4 F& ~" w, o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# N2 `9 @* {4 V" \>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% |" D' P7 ^  b4 k, a# ^0 X2 ~9 X>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 I5 ~* J! H0 ^4 b/ t>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

1 i( l* C1 Y% v" ^% f/ b>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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9 r- ~* S1 L. T7 T" R; D8 _2 a! }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, |% Q  r$ t* S0 g/ p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 g+ ]0 P  Q) h7 t( C+ b好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& Q: b4 }# \8 d( O% v0 R! e3 _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 H  S! a2 y& c- }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

: j* e6 b+ ]+ O; }; H' W4 Y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

! }. C1 f! H2 P0 w6 h" ^* d: n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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8 s: N  O" c, i6 f$ i6 e2 T( |& ~9 J别把我往坏路上领啊。

. |: ]7 J6 f3 N' ~; @" g你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# M5 L0 {, |' h' f4 K: ?4 G加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( l' s! l6 U1 ]. j" r; {多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
# d  r2 y2 R' w大学教胖还差不多
# B' {1 H" v7 W; Z4 r8 q; p她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 m" X& q. M! M0 D" l/ C& N& X紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 e, P, S/ k2 T- A' H2 c说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 m  Y" D" ?  p4 ^6 C) ]/ X紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  s  w! r1 y0 w8 \% ^& [8 q7 H哈哈，你们在这开小会呢