Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& Z' e/ R$ N5 T& t( D6 Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 o3 S8 R+ V8 c- J4 Z' e2 c/ X0 J he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 N8 \* w& P9 O  S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" \6 r$ w) ^6 {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! w8 h  ~8 n; ]- W* J7 ryou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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2 r9 G* R8 A* P( y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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9 V! \! B- C4 H: k2 m1 l2 Q% H9 LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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( n; G2 b& j1 _4 T* q. G! L& M* z7 rHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 E1 b9 f& j' x  e  O# ]1 K4 s6 }three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 l* O: ], G$ o; n- S6 T5 I4 D! freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 [/ [9 K' e$ S- f. Xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: D. x! V$ I( M% H$ L  N! mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# g: s' ?  Z. Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 k7 B# D: z2 Y' y  E# S+ w: Bback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 T+ U) d( z! _  X* B* B6 T0 `7 w>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 J' X! ~7 u0 u; x>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; n. [3 d3 n7 s) f; Y) |) ~>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
- X  v7 g' ~2 M+ s>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# m/ j+ _. O/ |% U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: k! V+ l2 R0 `9 E- H>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" Z) Q/ ?& \# `( G; pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 b' @& G8 g6 x0 gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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' u. j- E8 k8 B& _+ X7 Z+ `9 ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- D3 R0 I3 d8 n. _1 Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 _: {- n6 M% ~" O" b% S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* X% a6 M+ c' d9 _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ Q' k  T" _) y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ w7 P* B, |9 y0 l1 i: g- X你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

. s: s) j2 v8 Z- b3 v: z% F4 T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 u" e6 U! W4 i. b5 H4 k她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 _" [8 ?% ~/ q9 @2 s她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( x  j9 O' {( n. `; q( }- v紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' l2 j! t7 \6 `& C哈哈，你们在这开小会呢