Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% i  e1 i6 t" P! |! Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& P7 W% q! }7 w- f+ zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( J# J3 m1 O, p6 Rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 G! J, `# @, M2 R8 g  y lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  E! o& T  U6 _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 ?; y; Y, s* l" {/ @you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

! X0 `9 t: B: W: h This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 r) ?5 I' W0 {& t$ Ethe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

8 g5 R, ]7 J6 B+ K+ S: X6 |8 gThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. G7 ^+ Z4 t/ ?8 w2 |pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
) S) N* L! |& _( ]) P: _: J5 ]2 Blawyer.

5 I( o1 z+ Z0 z1 q) ~% @Now, it's the newfie's turn.

$ d& t; I4 [( ?% u% g8 {He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" k' r, N# o0 K4 k# j; tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ g& ^3 E' P5 V/ N, H5 L  R- D: ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# a" ^  |+ ]6 h, G8 F) Q( d9 ?wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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6 y2 v; i1 Y' P7 G; SThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 a9 k1 o& j  R5 ^# s1 C6 Tand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

" _3 i; J' G1 j& H+ HLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; T! {8 B4 `/ a( |2 @" v: ~>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: D/ e% [. E  W6 l; B4 G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

1 x/ g' B; N7 d8 I/ A4 s( m8 ?2 u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ I# n& u) H' V9 X2 w>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  Z: Z' Z4 g( m4 A0 @>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! _% n9 Q0 \- a, X, _>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& g8 l+ e. K2 l3 Y( q# e>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 Z1 D  F6 q8 `% ?6 \: y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ ~" j2 K2 J+ [" J>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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+ i7 z/ r0 l1 R- Q% Q  E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  Y8 A1 w3 s# o! @& i( L( ~9 y真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 L6 p$ N5 N# Z0 O/ _' A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

, a- A3 Z: G" K# L
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 r; ~* g, p2 k" f5 x( k5 E3 [真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' ]) `4 u3 O0 k. m; P0 X# @" }/ h9 j加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

6 }- n# {4 l5 L( W! w大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  O5 ~; q- h  t4 _+ R1 G她是大学教瘦？
) E, j; z. @" Z大学教胖还差不多
# W0 L( ^* \$ G% l她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢