Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- X6 U! |7 |* }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 E) @+ b$ T3 r/ Y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, [1 |; [+ R6 D: u: k6 N( G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; f( o8 S# P& }! Zyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' o$ n; u( k0 r& ~6 o( M- h will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 J- Q$ G% ?+ Q! i' [lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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# p8 [  V3 G9 l: M$ K. f; _+ m8 jHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

/ I# I2 i7 o% W) p# lThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ t! ^5 J5 M) `) y- g6 Dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 B* O+ {0 _* Y3 |of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
7 A" a0 L% b5 Z  d1 i3 Zback to sleep.
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" I1 t. g% Z6 \0 I$ @" SThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ q7 c; v& d* x7 N! Vcomes down with four?'
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* [6 M7 C7 t9 L0 R; v/ UThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

; ^4 P4 X: o2 T& B1 |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  T! r1 F) K1 p! N' [" N9 M: q" \>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* f; d5 {* L8 R5 E5 \& G8 {2 H) X% i>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. o) Y/ Y9 |0 T& Y% `) g: x1 z  {>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% o3 _8 N$ P; H+ d>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# \/ y1 r  o1 |8 b1 P>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" d- \+ M+ M% B4 ^>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. o2 J( Q' a3 y: ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ w" B: _5 Y+ V$ P7 Y) R  pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 ]' @% U' l, h! X' R  K  Lthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* a6 a- c0 y6 d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. y  c6 Z3 j( `$ C/ C真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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  u7 H& V+ q, m! v: ], R, i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: S. H# f1 N0 I  n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) T; c. o7 E# U5 i7 f7 G* ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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5 N9 e# L8 H, F2 [0 f+ D; `全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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2 {: a# C0 Q1 _- j% @4 ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 T( M& \8 b  z* b( C真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

+ X' P' s' M8 g# b: x( q+ e别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

' x+ N( }0 _$ R6 a你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' e  ]1 }/ `$ b/ Y3 K% {' S0 E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, Q! l  g) ~9 p% `  t+ v- d多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" n6 [. V  A- j6 [真博学，偶像啊。

1 f9 ]8 E2 \/ ?+ X大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& K) G& e: H1 C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
- G; b- c6 M4 x# R( x3 q3 c) M: Q- j& ]1 U她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 E; X; O5 E7 X紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  U& B- E" e8 }说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( V6 d$ ]7 ?7 ]. ?1 P; L: ~紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 V5 A' _, v: f$ Z哈哈，你们在这开小会呢