Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% D% B# w3 v; z+ J/ Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; H  A+ z- O/ F& l! R2 zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; D: Q4 z* w% B# B( y# j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 d3 v- E( N1 k3 X% u9 y) t! m- Cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

" ?) V1 F- w% u- c% @ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ D* m; u  @! a+ p& j- O: q: w$ b will pay you $500.

$ y2 P' s' L# Q% K2 U. m! N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 J* l8 A$ }" g) y, OThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 N# O4 b, E7 Y  Vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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  F  z1 t* \/ ~2 O' IHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ ?3 m: P" h( c5 s% M* ~3 l7 vthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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& c5 H1 x) J: X! Z9 NThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ H9 p9 Y0 r- Q3 k& ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  O! k: `& Y! y7 o' V& I9 Uback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 O. h0 e, o/ O- Zwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
1 Z' ]. J. M# X0 r" n. u: Ycomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

* @4 m7 H1 D& O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- V- v1 q5 r' h: h% _: m* K>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' f; B0 u" F1 F- k>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; J  h, Y4 i5 ~/ K>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ @2 f' H. c$ R>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

6 P5 _$ M  r  q7 ^) K5 V9 K3 o! j>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 ]9 N# Y4 R' ]" k! u. o5 Y- E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& |% F: W9 s, T' W0 r0 v>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 l5 b& ^9 D. P2 JA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

8 `( H: s! \! k5 C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 v9 }  [( J( Z. `! j/ I9 c$ T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' D; W% q- J) z) E1 x7 }( w1 ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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( h4 I- b8 e* \  }( k6 I) |! \) L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 J1 [+ `7 x3 W* z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 }# K2 w7 i1 A# n; x  j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ @( e4 A4 _+ J8 |真聪明，偶像啊

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# u3 }% I1 H: W全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 U, Q) k& ~5 C) u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

7 y9 y) |0 G- v$ q你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' z- b- H0 s9 {% \! [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 m6 X' {4 c% o# L5 @  {多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

; }$ G6 k8 H1 V+ T6 M" Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

: K  ~5 O+ E) G她是大学教瘦？
2 ]4 L$ X9 [5 u0 d7 X: n' n/ _% E( @/ s大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% |! S, M) C' @6 m0 y/ U" a% W: I紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. K1 ~& a! `9 ~. O: \0 m说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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% o( t* q) Y& r2 e哈哈，你们在这开小会呢