Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( s: o. Y6 X& q' W7 cthe newfie would like to play a fun game. ) M' W* s+ W% p% Z* P( B5 A2 E

4 n& N6 n! _( o9 M' Y6 i6 g* N The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so' ~) K5 _" l" R+ c* q! N+ z- b( |
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The& F# j1 t* d, H" Z0 Y& C* ?" C6 s
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* Q- m/ v" ^% c8 Task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,% K. T  o$ t. e% v
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I6 ^4 k% Q- Z% ^
will pay you $500.
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8 p" a( U- M) c7 P/ L5 E. c  m7 d This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
" W+ ~& {5 ]4 `0 ]7 Y+ `  ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. * m8 Y- g. K. n) ^# s1 N" v+ B
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his0 f8 D& V3 a- Z6 N  F3 s2 `& ?( \
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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0 N8 \  W4 R+ T/ N, CNow, it's the newfie's turn.+ y* c% k4 l' K; a3 g5 _. v
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 m7 s& T9 c0 r8 {references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' l1 i3 ^/ H( \6 P7 ^/ C9 @the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour0 F/ F- S9 o4 H0 q
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, t% H/ R8 K) D1 H" L" W+ Khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* q2 v/ n% k7 zwakes the newfie up and asks,
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. a) P9 s0 K" T, c'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 @% T$ O7 D: ]8 p5 Z# hcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5& x* f. O/ k/ O, D- J: i( N3 @" Q
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ' F( z4 q# L8 p4 |. j/ g3 ~* B
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a1 K" m# X6 l4 [$ H5 ]
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 Q) R4 d8 Q+ R0 [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: V5 b: S4 F* b9 }the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. B( L; d3 k& z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ) G% Z8 j: C9 Q3 d+ _! C4 Y- ~) i
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：9 J7 ?4 J2 r/ ^( _
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. N0 D. \+ z* k好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 * L t! S' Z$ l( X7 U# @0 i
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3 S& u# e8 c3 a全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 4 B$ E+ B& X. {, z
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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" X# e( q) M$ q$ j8 Z% D别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 `6 F: U/ w4 _8 ^% R加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! k, O/ K) m( L# Q8 o真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 $ ~3 S+ h! M8 M# Y/ \

0 P; I$ w6 g/ X4 l& R8 l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 3 j- J# b) o9 Y$ J! ~
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & b6 d! j/ z# o$ z' ?! Q9 w7 ?) i
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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