Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 {3 }2 n/ ]/ w! y6 e! wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 y( j+ T9 l, u) L/ T7 X he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; j/ w5 M' D; ^, L7 \" E lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ e5 \' e' G4 D9 V/ jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

; {8 X+ y' H. J0 k8 PThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ z' j9 E& p  ~0 G. r( ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

) w6 X! @0 w8 c( D- ~8 Q& A" xNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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/ G. m- f- T: f$ e" R  [2 {He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 R! k/ j# Y* T) J' Z  M4 Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* @7 B7 D9 ]; g: E" {" b  Fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 a; \; m8 K: s5 d4 R. U3 Nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 k$ @/ w0 I# L% b% {3 pback to sleep.

( Y# t% R  E& i2 R) I( xThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' b" U1 K0 G' [4 e4 d* j0 ?/ cwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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3 _, D& Y5 l% m$ d! OThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 l9 C* E8 d9 Sand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

* y5 t' s9 c9 Q8 I. o$ x, C- M6 S/ z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& O: ?/ G* ^& c' P>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, L5 f) ]" Q$ p; k9 K>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) B* _% ?4 X0 D' P* o. [/ q6 C>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( z6 b) P3 D/ S! A) U$ l) K: x>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

, T- T! B* Y5 r! L6 ^/ J. \>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 [- Y* r* g9 _* k$ O>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, s* F2 c) o6 N9 T! F* o+ JA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 x2 c9 {4 o  \8 llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; J# c# |9 \* W; @+ Q% L( Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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8 m0 V" T" b# }" O. |9 e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; B) N, Y+ }+ m/ x; P' u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ R4 g  I4 U$ d: x6 z. q# h2 X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& C" [" S# h" k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 V+ K8 x0 b# v) z$ b  E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

, {. }7 \" x  H9 k1 y& ?真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

- \% q& C( [) b, }( q* ]真聪明，偶像啊

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; Q0 q) [' k# b) g9 C% ]$ \4 P. m全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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1 S5 D# U6 V7 }( v# b( n) B全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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! Q9 k) L; v5 ]真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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. i$ A1 D8 T5 T( V/ T' [别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' _" q! d; L8 k9 I/ `- O  w' X: A1 F多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

' ^0 i1 x! ~) G, D# M真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* J8 I0 A, }( Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
, f' ?1 @1 n2 G, h4 {. {8 @她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢