Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 X8 o; l& P9 v9 Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ {$ x! C' M5 G8 Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- D3 w! [0 w/ W, I; }, T0 T4 ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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6 A) w: a  n$ c* S/ {5 R, l The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# ?8 ^( @0 Q" X6 }0 c$ f lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' L  c" A5 {- Y* M* w' ]) rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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" N, L1 M2 J0 o! K This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 s, {- u/ r2 q/ X+ U" x3 A3 ?The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# q1 A2 c3 t, m7 j& Ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

$ H' c* k1 [3 W) w' L+ MThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 }! w6 H' O( x! M" Upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
7 e5 J2 C2 F& T6 q( Q  e4 u& S( @lawyer.

* J3 Q( H+ ]) T1 K0 r! e' uNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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0 f% c. k/ h2 p! _0 U" |$ N+ M4 oHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ ^( H$ c( r  O3 R- mthree legs, and comes down with four?'

3 m; V! b8 k" E+ PThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
% j  E: d) \0 j1 ^2 b; Tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& N. p! S7 t& d4 u& }4 X7 Ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! ]: V' ^1 {" O5 Z* {wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ C0 P( Q5 f( L" E6 G% j2 ?comes down with four?'

! H9 L2 s2 _1 v5 H, I. Y- \The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ ~: n+ Y2 M' f! g7 yand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

9 n" x6 N6 }2 y7 V! N3 T! F  bLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. d3 W) m5 }" X9 j) k+ Z$ T# G4 v>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' D* \! \1 V6 w) p( O>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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' u- \8 U6 ]7 S: L, o/ j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ c7 k4 E& I  v* i3 v  x& g) l' g>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& B4 b4 M3 `1 q/ N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' Y' ]/ U* C1 EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: L5 z2 ]' o0 h0 o; q9 Y2 h7 ~6 e  _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; V$ _) t+ Q& b1 r2 ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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% d' y1 U+ T' u% U1 ]: d# k全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


0 r( ]$ ^: v* V  x全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; A/ K0 E7 C9 G2 v! U  g: z& c* _: d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) T9 k# X$ z+ `0 o9 y  I多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 @3 V' q7 R5 }. t2 r她是大学教瘦？
- q; K: q* f( B0 p+ r' \2 q7 W大学教胖还差不多
" b# {. ]8 T- _8 K- c她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# u7 }" c3 z( }# ~, p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 @' J6 ^' L2 s! a5 V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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