Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  S2 d4 c8 }, j( X* h) Z7 ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( ^* @5 s5 `9 H3 `" Hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

: _) G) O; u$ J4 j; ?; rThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

2 I) G# j* C2 n) d3 u5 G1 C9 zThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

1 t6 x2 x8 n, H- r( YHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 M' t1 s0 i2 W2 bthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% q7 Z) R4 P0 b* m* s2 X: Breferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 l3 J0 K# n: Cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

% z5 g* n) F$ d$ NThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

% `6 m- I+ \) ULawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

. v( x. I1 k9 h- I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; x1 b) v1 R' ~7 `& ]& A( {' o>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ |: k5 G' ?; _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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2 o% Y8 V# n! D: M>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 [$ L; K  x% Y2 E. j>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: V) m$ d0 ?5 o( }* C: P- D>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& ^) l6 Z4 C* C% k/ ?0 o! rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# u* O% A4 J* c- ]0 g9 {  ethe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! |4 l/ [( N6 r$ p. v: D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



  u% V& q5 E6 h* w/ @' j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! p2 l% i" b" E' z0 T/ S# G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 u, w8 |6 L0 M真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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  G# S! R, w/ V8 P. p) g& J别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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, l4 U4 }9 A. `) q9 H" M你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 H% x% x- \& u7 m  z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 Y2 W. y- P% u. n% t, Q真博学，偶像啊。

9 ~5 ^9 z, L) V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% R8 W( K) ]8 j/ ?$ u她是大学教瘦？
8 e& r9 }% N1 `6 _# R+ s大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" B" t; `9 _5 ]* {说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! t! w  Q; V8 @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢