Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  B3 x0 T; H1 @+ y, {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: Z1 ~; L! d3 S2 p4 cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ M1 r* R( Y0 n he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# T3 d+ @4 L: L; h lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* I& j# H- a1 w' E7 U9 |0 I8 d will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 S6 n6 `' N; T: b# D8 z- }the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 k0 q" w  Q6 x+ \+ P6 x3 X! KThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 q6 M, \; s7 n8 t& J' Y* N. g% }the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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! G' @: G* m4 Y' N4 [. xNow, it's the newfie's turn.

2 Z4 Z; f2 p: G+ ~He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' n; k5 l! E- J& Fthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 |. N. |* k' D4 {, yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
3 n. N: O$ W8 `+ s2 ^1 Sback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

3 |$ Z- r5 t6 @( D; C8 zLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, k0 a; `  {4 _2 P$ b: N>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 H. i! F) L2 W( q/ L- _>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 A- f$ A( G9 [6 g- B' {>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

8 Z& i, O9 r8 n. J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ C& M- F0 a& [9 b>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) _  T& B  B. ^4 U, N7 m>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% Z! ~' H7 P1 \; N" g>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* m' \2 c% Q* m" Z5 j" N- [( l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* }7 g; x8 d2 D( u, C>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

0 y: A4 ^8 L: l, z6 M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& M: q3 T4 t5 M真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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  ]: H+ p0 Z6 h* o# N# Y

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 ~  V$ u* _6 ~$ j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 {" |1 F7 o. ?: K' F真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

) Q* Z0 u0 C( f+ O全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

$ @& N! U, y, F7 k% @) s' _
# k/ E6 i* q9 k& y. o全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) {! A0 T' e9 {# H别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# }- e3 f& ]$ |* k) T; g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ X* s( {5 i$ c3 k% q, e+ b; v多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

# ]' M  S; |8 p$ I2 G1 O大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; ^4 w% q5 A# q' z7 H* t6 a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
! g  K9 U# d; F8 O大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 R* q# y: L) h8 s说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: ]1 B4 i0 `; D/ e! b" K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! t5 G- l- C2 r6 [& Y* t: S7 [2 k0 @哈哈，你们在这开小会呢