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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a( Y2 u! J% o/ E& V5 Q1 f
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. ; Y+ u( z, i1 @9 `0 ^1 y
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so+ e1 Q0 W3 ?' q1 J3 H8 [7 W( L, _
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The) v/ v& l- [0 C  L: k4 e
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I  V) i( |/ X5 T& j1 S9 o  Q
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,5 C/ H7 s; u6 ~. O
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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3 m5 j0 O& u+ b- p* c* k% J; y- P2 ] This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! f0 t( a/ A+ H$ Tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's) |* M- H/ x$ {  P, T" J5 N) U
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 B9 P. ?+ f( s2 Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the/ O4 n& p) I: y4 {1 m4 \5 o
lawyer. 1 [& U4 j7 M, S3 C, w; q6 i! E

; |  \) H( ?8 r* {Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with' }$ b2 h0 x3 L4 B6 l$ ?9 v* Q& W
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour) M0 Z$ k9 @/ K# l" P4 Q6 b
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ a; }7 R$ T0 ~/ \( E: [+ @hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right8 b  o  r; o1 e" @/ W) ~& _1 ?
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and1 w, m( V; z7 h$ M3 S2 k
comes down with four?'
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1 ~  e: m' D$ f$ IThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $59 k2 C& T; n% p$ x" B
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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1 C+ R& Q7 R+ r& u! H6 U( GLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the' H, E) s! O$ |

) l' u# q2 Y. k& r3 q, ~2 q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two , f& _% E: z! L% ]* @: Y
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 4 ^. }! d; Q! C( Q' E( N+ x% F/ i
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 m! a) d" }5 v. V" K! Q% J8 s) W>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- |5 w6 K& C' p# r0 a# U' O>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct! f0 o- G2 k! J. o: y& ?
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research % w) X2 n) v; A' v1 p. K+ Y
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ! N1 x" m0 }; I* O) K
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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( @: ?, A6 z' K* O>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 8 c  Q9 V* D. q" J
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* d- U) K& Q' Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 8 h. X. m8 s3 v8 k" y. A
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ! u8 ^% b( A9 ?0 E& ^- \8 v) r2 M. T
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. N2 q8 y5 \& e$ }3 J7 ^& p6 K' Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 W  C1 \0 S. I+ q) J$ ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  M/ u& x& O, ethe newfie would l ...

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+ I( B4 U' L' _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:9 U7 p6 h4 E" G. @: S1 q8 m2 v
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,6 D  Q/ C2 F$ n6 H3 `, j
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " A# C/ H, R- W
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. v  |' }3 `$ r2 P+ y真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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0 C3 I2 J" A. X; j4 B6 J: P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:, w' G7 V, _  [3 P: b
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
8 x; Q& k" s$ d) M8 j) B好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * x/ y# j; f. }  r

( Q% s5 v" i; U, k真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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" Z7 G) }& S+ G+ `全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 / C4 X  B/ T5 \% w2 S1 b
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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% s/ y) z; F( }$ e9 o别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 1 ?; d2 E: i3 K' o4 o5 [

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 5 f! |9 ]3 {. Y$ C9 n
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 D, e4 r% [3 ^" \, L

$ f4 H) q% ?. w( x真博学,偶像啊。

! v, H4 U5 O, u1 c  S. b大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 + k& C) o6 S3 [0 R$ q; R
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ( Q8 y* O/ |7 B% I+ d$ N
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 / J) d+ h. _3 r; Y/ e
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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