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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a8 M* y3 z) q# P  G5 M6 }+ T0 T4 F8 t
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb2 U6 A  E/ T# s: d
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! P; ]# {7 P" k3 k2 ^the newfie would like to play a fun game. $ _: s( r$ q7 _# e& l
  
) D7 z" O+ U4 b2 j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  ]) g. h1 z/ i) F; ? he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The0 y: l& s' h8 U* c) }' v1 d3 y
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I- e6 N( X8 t: K
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ r* j1 a2 t3 Y2 T6 M0 e5 ^you pay me only $5. ) h% Q5 q7 o1 ?5 m4 z, I1 W

" A8 Y; Y( _+ b: L$ R You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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  O% _, V5 r% y$ x This catches the newfie's attention and to keep% A3 ?9 g0 R5 h/ }5 T+ V, e
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 4 I& X8 `% a' O1 P
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's9 E( N  i# |- a! n
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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+ |" d' p3 C% q( T4 BThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ l$ L+ c8 B7 ]8 Bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the0 v& v& e3 [# [* g2 o' ^: I% A0 p
lawyer. # v3 F( S8 W  H$ ?! v) P
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.$ Y9 ^6 b# C: ?3 B

. s$ g1 i8 r# V6 W( O/ PHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with( A- q2 S3 u6 A5 |
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
$ w9 W0 [6 N* t( i" Bback to sleep. 4 ]( ^$ o1 T  Q" E
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 \7 n3 n, V; o0 C! w. G  V: T9 {$ Vwakes the newfie up and asks, 2 E) L; L2 d4 l- D4 o& N
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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, B+ }* X; J1 I3 YThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $51 ~- S- K0 S0 X+ @6 e; w9 t, j$ g3 m
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!8 X4 f7 ^: }4 R8 D; ~
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 w  o1 |* a6 }1 h! S& k>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 3 Z3 b. c3 w" c$ X# L6 J/ q, _
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 7 j4 S0 O* A, e$ A0 S* V( B
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 5 i2 s! Y/ E& |( n
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ) m7 l$ g# A- `* |* a. R
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a + c  S2 f$ E  |1 w/ X" u$ Y# {8 c
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more + }( d1 `1 Q' q0 g/ i7 l- w' G% P1 Y
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, # a9 g( z$ u6 S0 x9 K8 n
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three% X, {6 a! F+ y7 A3 U# E* s# F" X2 i
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's / i# c# ^6 _/ N9 Q& v' f- i9 }
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 W- Y( {' {8 h0 X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 9 L  H  v; x" U
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a! t2 `$ b# D5 m/ t  a1 B) R
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb7 B& _9 Z. u$ x# l+ d$ [8 a
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 {) E& [+ w6 f1 Kthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
4 \" y. G& I1 \# g3 ?+ O“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,% D7 m: n: p) R' s. M8 a$ R+ W+ X
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ( f. ~& H' @2 M3 W
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; X7 k. h6 F- Q7 h9 b: v2 h& }真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:2 K( `. I5 U" d
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
& v( p8 u$ X% ^. @8 t/ R5 C1 \好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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+ [" c. Z0 x8 m; y, H; a$ e( \+ R: x6 K全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 $ L$ T" V- V6 n2 s

3 N6 z/ D. i3 U. E9 V) d$ f* A真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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  ?5 Z. m& z( {" j+ {别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ) }+ U  {9 H4 W7 K! s' e( V% V$ v

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8 W0 V- p0 J7 q  B5 A. H别把我往坏路上领啊。

& b- ]1 I% Y$ B你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" F. F' A% [; d0 i  Z  {( @3 i& \加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" H: P$ Q( `0 a0 U( `: ^多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 f: x  B9 S( e" j

5 h; Q' A/ [) L! Y  E+ `真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ! R& @3 n9 A, Y" W

4 g6 `( \3 _) w6 w; \/ u大学教授哦,能不剥削?

7 m0 }0 ~" x0 n8 E% |; v她是大学教瘦?# ^+ `  M9 `3 r+ F, A: e
大学教胖还差不多 ' O6 t/ s5 T2 ~5 E2 M
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ @. n" o3 M. f# K/ O$ `: T紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 y7 W$ d- n2 }* C8 v
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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; a2 j: T; i' \3 j; B/ F哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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