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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, q  J. I# V2 e3 ^% Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ \6 j& g- `' f% \$ ?' s) t, V+ sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  i' W2 W6 g& q4 {the newfie would like to play a fun game. * L+ i5 Z% l: [: u& `7 y- Y* d; w) Y
  
- y$ [3 _0 e3 g( M The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 ^: s" c3 l2 K2 J; r* n4 @ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 p- F5 ]7 y) W$ y7 M. M. |( `) z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) [$ x& g* i8 V/ [( Y- Task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,$ E" x* f- a; e  e) G( d
you pay me only $5. / b: z* ]+ w1 a; v% V
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I+ I. [, X3 E! c& D" H
will pay you $500. * Y7 h1 |. y1 l2 o
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep' h) o6 u% J0 X4 t7 [
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ( H. U' e/ `  u1 x, z
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's0 ~  Z& G+ M/ C  R2 f! |, L  `: U' T
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his- D/ Z/ w8 `# L
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.+ \- L, j; C- K6 s5 s
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with, n0 r1 B7 a2 S
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all2 y2 ~) J1 F  N! {7 Y+ j( M, y
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 E4 W1 o9 Q7 D) j& _$ N5 `the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* k2 t% Q4 @, F) I# I( iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' u$ d& I* `' {( C0 [* phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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1 o! O/ i! E7 d  QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* p; l1 A, j) |! I# awakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 j! v: K5 W2 Z2 u; `comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!& q& z% ^7 M$ f" v9 [1 A  x# R# v

2 ]5 Y, m! u4 H$ [6 e. ?7 LLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* @9 N- I; P# |: i9 s>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason * M2 R4 @4 ~1 Q' G
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  a0 u# U$ h' t7 A/ b  D6 M7 ^/ w- U>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 Z" C+ c& |& s+ Y( f>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct' \0 W3 o* h% ?+ f' Q; Y
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 7 j7 Q  I/ Z2 K
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a   n8 ~" @/ k' Z  o2 v# S
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, H/ N/ ?* \% Z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, * \7 x; {# B- Y5 s
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* w  f% f3 b; h" ~& ^6 @* u>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's - x% @( r1 b7 B* i! a
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 }; ?7 ^/ r' e) P2 Q* N; z! O# Q1 P/ V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 y" _0 |) L, {# n4 W' e>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; t0 @/ U) U1 |6 Y' NA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" \( M( w2 Z; Z% _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 H& p1 a" R; G$ q& x: Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- t# A4 N$ A4 D* U" _5 Y) A, q
the newfie would l ...
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) Y5 `. [: t! a7 ]+ d. l好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:3 Y( R2 A# I! \" j5 B
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,* Y  P/ R' y/ W  J/ W' H7 f9 ]; ?
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 / e! n% O( Z8 f2 P
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" m1 ~9 ~, \! S! a" x6 ^/ c真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:. g  S! I0 p6 |! P
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,2 y/ Y1 s& G% A. o5 W+ h5 E6 N
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

) z7 o# q2 [; a! w* d+ H真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 " b8 x! J" D) `6 R0 ?

, s' T3 }0 r8 g0 s, {- v* v7 ?真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 " z/ l$ d8 b; y# z+ a$ i
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  k/ @0 V/ @' R全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 , Z* D& w( I: ?; ]- V+ @! y9 l
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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5 `4 L! T; u, A别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 2 L$ |1 \9 H( l( d# e

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 g, G: v* b* [7 A
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 p  n5 h9 L6 Q+ D( ^$ `  v& F多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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) y# B6 h: {0 K+ d大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& j' K/ Q- P$ F% @' X5 L1 G大学教授哦,能不剥削?

2 c7 k7 s8 d/ J/ N% o4 G6 }她是大学教瘦?
4 n5 I+ k5 P( ^& m; V3 r# _大学教胖还差不多
# y2 a2 k% I  R- L% ]她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# D+ q) k' s) n紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 n, Y, z7 k) D+ I  N1 m
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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