Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 v: J3 a5 s% j5 g0 F0 p1 ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 {5 K+ `0 `9 ?. o  e( mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; T) Z& l  M: l. w) w7 U0 t The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  y/ u1 m5 F4 k0 Q! H* \8 X he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# V, J7 E# G( O0 J3 E) M! a* }ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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. u$ b/ I( b% Z7 ^. d- d You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
0 N! V1 V/ F3 r! [: m will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 _  ~2 O2 `6 n- o/ s6 I; e( w! c; fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 o/ V: }0 ~* B  i3 k) g7 {the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& _+ h. W' ]6 Y2 f" w8 TThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' V  ]9 f( r+ X5 u! ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
. W  I  B+ b( Zlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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+ m! i0 H  O" m, L# [He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 N- X4 w- ~/ i5 K8 `references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" m$ c+ B8 z% i2 y) ~the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ m" A- w8 ?: N4 Oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- ?+ w, C% p! K- {, N  Pwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 K% f" E6 _5 ?comes down with four?'

8 _; B( l8 X$ v% d) V7 n, cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

5 Y6 a( e' t: H$ h) h4 P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- p, G6 R* r) {6 _! b) ?6 D+ A( q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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, R+ u6 l: U/ d# u4 G>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 I' s7 w. h4 E$ Y5 K: j>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ T8 N8 |/ W3 I" ?6 d+ {! I$ Z6 G>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) W3 I& K% F8 V' F>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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# q, s. L5 c+ X1 n7 Q' S/ R* v>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ b1 ]9 S% P7 N>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 ~2 o( z9 X8 j( V3 L* |A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* ], `+ `9 `0 \* Z% v  @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% m( i- G; ^7 Q$ kthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 O" l0 R/ H+ a1 k7 w! U- _2 ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 ^- O5 _5 s' R; Y  m8 D3 g) Z3 T$ R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* z% ]3 ~/ i# y6 i' O0 _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



! ^" ^: I/ J- c: i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 V$ X2 G9 m2 U, x% n9 @8 I真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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; s( D0 l, J$ h6 e全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

) d: O  \0 l; a+ ]; b5 e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( r  m" X* ]5 a- `( y: d/ Z: H: k真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

% C+ B8 l* U/ x* P别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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2 F  Z  G) a) o0 S2 ?% j8 |) S1 g别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; @. {& }" P: |' w! G; y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 @- X" K. d& T" q真博学，偶像啊。

& Y! c* j* ~, j% C2 R8 v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

# k3 n( N6 r$ Z( p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 N) Q& D+ `2 J* ?7 `% r) _/ w她是大学教瘦？
( |! |" A$ W/ c, }大学教胖还差不多
( U( P. w: h) Y, Q9 E% G她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 g# @& p) u# i  I$ z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) D: f1 E/ m5 i; E9 {: N2 ^紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢