Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, e+ G# Q; o6 y1 P$ \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 m+ Q, g! [& hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 W4 m) u* f- R The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 b3 S; g, N! v: z7 a/ L he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

2 y+ r% _' J% T% c% O This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" Z, x; F$ v, b& O9 Pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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2 m0 s  ^, {& F/ u# a+ V7 _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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& R" u/ @- E9 O* I+ t7 k. WNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% L! U+ \# q0 A2 J$ ]& ^8 preferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 W& a( |" M- ?! k: u; g4 |4 Ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  {$ E3 b* A. S) ^of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 i$ p! L' U% ]4 Uwakes the newfie up and asks,
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2 |! S8 ?: `7 |'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

1 p% |6 Y9 n/ i6 B2 O  O+ N, S# WLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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( r: w/ l  X* d% R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  I" d. Z$ X0 l>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" A4 j. l: n6 L  `* _2 v>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, u$ i: M) q- A, l>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 v- X& O5 g1 l5 n% I4 ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

: p" o; J, B) X8 J4 x: y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' R6 u2 g3 f; m' A“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- \0 Y2 o6 K# @. k9 h. `& s真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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+ s/ M* j/ e# ]! I2 m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) [# F$ W$ C/ f1 H, ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- `/ A! F3 Q- S& y- A+ N真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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  S# I% C; I- `全盘接受一下。

* Q- v+ |' H+ r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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. @1 u* q6 U: H( L别把我往坏路上领啊。

: b- y" M/ |9 P! e% M! G9 I* F/ t你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, M1 K6 i) L; G/ z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! P# K- K8 j% `2 L4 m1 [% Y* i$ z  D她是大学教瘦？
. t% v/ ^; B! H( E5 h) }( y: ~% V大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢