Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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  ^5 e0 Z5 L$ X+ @' z7 ^: ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 A& N7 v# d7 V& b) C lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 ?) D' U# V8 D/ z, T3 _you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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4 ^  S" Z! l6 DThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& E, z8 q1 m* e% kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

% W! a3 s( q2 L8 j: b- |! ~7 OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
0 y$ o. l3 \0 t9 c+ X4 Z" nthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; l5 v1 r* ]" V9 d; d& Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; N' J2 t& g! k) }# r" u0 Kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 v2 n! a1 B. ~hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
! U$ \2 p: V* hcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

$ }+ e% \) p8 g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 ?9 `& ?/ W# S, j2 t>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 N- C6 q8 c; _! C>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

/ `. o" x5 W; o5 i, D>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; O& r9 G4 @$ R) q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# n! ]. U* ?$ L0 _1 X# T5 {>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 e: ?0 G7 @1 T; F& C2 n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, \2 t  U( X4 k/ q, Z; Ethe newfie would l ...

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' ?2 S+ [# k* z) w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 W* W4 Q9 a% c4 P* w8 p1 d8 r$ G* m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 h. t! \4 Z9 r$ }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% ?7 f0 h" v7 u2 U) B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 [; i' `9 z% O  D' s你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 v* }# N, g7 b9 t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" I; E' p. \9 l$ c3 y& ~+ V$ L! D真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 e0 `  v5 R6 J她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢