Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 |6 e) p! S3 R; x9 mthe newfie would like to play a fun game. ) D" r8 z1 g- I8 G) f* T

' g. y  z% X# ]; n& P$ X0 C3 b# h% X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& O" z/ O& J% \0 n* d he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The1 a* s1 s) o( {- {$ K
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 P) d5 }- h. \! N; [' o/ w' P7 |! M* Rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,$ ?. T' m" V( `! F; D
you pay me only $5.
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& _6 d5 w4 B9 }& h You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 o3 O, U7 R  \ will pay you $500.
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  M, d8 \8 ?1 C6 C6 O* | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's3 l4 Y+ z/ Z" L9 `, N) }
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' - H0 h6 t5 p5 }5 s$ x7 e

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pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the4 U! @1 P- M5 I; X/ W
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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) b* \/ w9 ?! p6 t& j8 bHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with) s( m# ~$ I  A* N$ O
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all- U5 j) _" p& A& D) t- c( D
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all% c: J0 V. c; u' [
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 [" K7 O1 L7 m: \of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ g2 @% w6 g- n% b5 ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
" T$ R! Q' P- k- K) @$ c! D: Z1 H4 Sback to sleep. # g; {5 I% U7 y5 N- x, i8 A
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He/ T7 g0 r, W2 }0 T, |' G' z
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and% y+ r# Z# u. J
comes down with four?' & o5 f1 q, T; x+ J% o
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 3 @8 o7 v' H( r# D8 R
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 G7 | a3 b! A8 Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb" f& K! `3 Z2 a4 P- ^# A2 g
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if2 @% u$ X6 q0 I7 |9 l- a
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) p8 a# d2 c- ?) |$ S! F加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 : h& z: N5 ?+ [* U- x

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9 n4 n& A9 V: `5 N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- E9 O' r: E+ K D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% {( D4 ]# ?; h好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 * ^5 |3 p9 E5 U3 F& B

/ t( ^" w0 m) S2 l; [真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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2 ~, x3 H9 }% L3 c, `3 E别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ' d/ f* t5 }7 U) z8 q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ' D& d# U/ ~9 `# g$ J+ {
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 }( T0 I1 m3 x/ X紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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