Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 Z. K, Z% u6 {, K& [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 Q/ ?8 h, f7 a- p+ P% r4 C! R' m: Ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# ~) V4 [9 C& u% D1 s he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! G  P9 u# f) L, o7 @ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ z7 j! |3 D& U+ H. lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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, e$ x! K3 @1 |0 |, i( Q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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: x, }0 p* I$ l- E) c. m$ E This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

9 Y) m) g" j4 ~" A& a+ M* NThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" g/ c6 I/ s9 v( v, D, o$ sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

3 O3 m7 K* j5 @; @" gThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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, Q3 |6 l- a% @, L* NHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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. l- q! ~' I8 y" nThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  V4 x0 C) I' Xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. a& J8 t) o# Dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ F# ]) k& y* C! I' Hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

, f$ J% ?! r. S7 K/ k! KThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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' D' ~3 J9 @9 h2 m* wThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ }" H# \, m& U: q' j# {% a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ Q# s: C6 D* M" O0 A>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 G" `1 N1 ~5 O; W, S6 u>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 |- q0 w, x1 H8 }A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 _" }' o# h- Y5 `7 }the newfie would l ...

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( V- v% R) |. E% [1 Y, L  Q) T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 R. i- m; k; j( L2 F) r) ?4 |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: C. O, g/ M* F/ ^/ u+ }/ W加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



. ?7 d0 l( o+ I2 a5 o& s7 h% Y  ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 i3 c( D, v& g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- o2 h/ ~+ D9 }$ s. Y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% k) v1 Y- Y3 v真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, R- h/ F( E* U, w( O* }/ F真聪明，偶像啊

, b0 ^( J0 M( J& k4 r* G全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

; o5 b5 ~- c' Y+ H+ b; {+ \4 f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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: A8 P0 n0 E4 X  b( h别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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' _4 w0 g3 d$ }别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ }/ S8 w" A& w2 s你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

+ X  @* `! N# m$ D1 r: g* j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

$ V- E2 B$ a& ?  v$ Z% c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 u4 y( D/ Z' w! P* M5 O& s她是大学教瘦？
7 ?; b6 \3 E- u大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ X3 U& [' h4 a" |* u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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