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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. ( O8 e! r% K) \+ x
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so- T: u% D. _' W7 e* r; _
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep2 N7 V7 |4 q0 s; x% l
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. / |( ?& r% b9 K) @7 {8 {; Q
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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4 ^  S" Z! l6 DThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& E, z8 q1 m* e% kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.$ ^  V1 |/ I  p0 @/ B% H

% W! a3 s( q2 L8 j: b- |! ~7 OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He) x: d4 k* a- W% e, ]( U
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!6 O7 _) G) [* R/ x. O! B* E! }* u4 `
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the7 w+ v/ z8 p$ S8 Z

$ }+ e% \) p8 g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 ?9 `& ?/ W# S, j2 t>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason $ _2 g) w( ]+ w/ a1 f1 i+ [5 y% a
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ( K5 C! J* }( K" p* ^
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 N- C6 q8 c; _! C>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct! v& w) b, J, O. Q

/ `. o" x5 W; o5 i, D>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; O& r9 G4 @$ R) q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ! n% u7 _5 y& ^! o7 A8 q+ P
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 3 o: M! ~3 _9 o4 W
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, " E2 X* ?. D* Z( e
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three$ K$ `5 ~# G, ^: ^# [  T5 U+ i& N1 I
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# n! ]. U* ?$ L0 _1 X# T5 {>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 e: ?0 G7 @1 T; F& C2 n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ; |4 z6 ^3 T7 S5 g# d
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 $ u+ r! o5 i8 E5 y7 t% Z
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a7 v% {, J2 \2 ~$ m* D
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb3 B: R( |3 R7 S2 T. {& m
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, \2 t  U( X4 k/ q, Z; Ethe newfie would l ...

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' ?2 S+ [# k* z) w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:) B( R1 {" _& F* \8 z
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,2 M; X$ D6 Z, z+ l  s; `+ F
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 , \: \) n' \* G4 e  ^3 y5 N

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
4 h. t! \4 Z9 r$ }“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
% ?7 f0 h" v7 u2 U) B好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 0 u: j0 d: i8 Y0 F8 F0 b
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 [; i' `9 z% O  D' s你已经在路上了
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 v* }# N, g7 b9 t加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 & P/ p1 a  `  L  a& w/ h

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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 0 q6 m. Y  m9 g6 w0 R
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 0 M+ |' `: `9 j% F
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表   D0 B0 I" A3 c' Y' P; n4 I2 n; a
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ' k! o+ i" c3 s/ o
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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