Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ q7 c1 v0 A( N8 d0 T* o( B( R3 Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ V, o1 M1 b( [* Ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( k1 B* |9 Q+ K) s he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 J. g5 b3 m! p- y) e# jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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4 J) b1 Y+ d& d5 {8 u/ e# ]  r$ H( O This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) v* N" Z9 O; z4 F4 [# e  |' qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& w8 Z: ]0 x# J( F! u' D  CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 Q6 v4 i5 @/ O# x) c) \$ xlawyer.
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( {- z) F% [0 h9 \( ]+ X! |* s. Z8 @Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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! U( j" S( G2 i2 S7 ?The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 r7 E1 i! i0 L# Z4 _hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
; f1 O6 x+ v/ x8 y0 Q% L5 Lback to sleep.
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2 m" ~/ b5 L% rThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& @  n  c1 g' I  K2 H: ^wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 s" u& Q4 ?  R% {  v6 K* Dcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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/ q& w% ]4 b4 R7 K2 `Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

6 t8 k. {7 }: z* Q/ a7 X4 w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 O! E; S% y1 Y% c3 G# _7 a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% q5 E& k" X  L7 x3 `' C; n: O3 z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 x7 Y* a4 }# _, r>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 v1 v3 l. s6 l& ^" L! w6 ?! {" X>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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5 z6 i9 z+ ^: v" d5 q+ b8 `  y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 @5 i4 M' G) G2 }7 x>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 r% C0 T" J. b6 y8 E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 }! o4 S9 M4 q: B4 s$ [; Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 D. f, F. f/ t, x+ K+ _1 u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 D6 ^$ d3 |; M5 ^- |. w! A% v真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. L- e) d2 U, H7 L% {; ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 c% G, H5 W; p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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0 i+ V- k2 L2 X4 G: i全盘接受一下。

. K- @2 d" W1 {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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2 k% n1 L% A: H' \- z: [! N) \- e" A8 k( x别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ Q4 a# A) i/ s0 D你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* f' m: w! }9 a# o0 r9 Z4 u6 O多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

/ p; L# N( ~9 Z( t大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

1 L" W# F( S: H( u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 f" Q  B1 Y( l6 B0 H' z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- g/ a: T' C+ o紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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+ d  m9 r; I$ z哈哈，你们在这开小会呢