Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ w3 w, X( b1 m2 T! ^ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 P) E# z8 |! |6 U9 B8 g7 x$ @1 [ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 v9 s: z' i  f' o2 G& c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& b- U, d8 K& `9 I, S% qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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6 e' N- ]+ w3 U- Y; g This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 M1 B) r2 q2 g1 R+ |# Kthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

7 D$ w5 W1 \/ nThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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( W6 U& ]' R2 g" I, K4 I$ GThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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7 H' D: [( c9 D& d  mNow, it's the newfie's turn.

" v3 u  l- f' UHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  e  }5 y- y. ]$ }9 K2 Pthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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$ ^& [3 {' U9 ]The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ P$ q4 c- |. e/ v& cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  P; x: h- h+ l/ P0 j$ xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 [+ ^. M! [  m, i: Mback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! c. v+ i+ ^% twakes the newfie up and asks,

+ T+ \4 k$ \, [3 g* B# Y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 g2 }5 n' u3 t0 A& b6 R4 R' `0 ]5 D+ ncomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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% b3 L1 x8 f# G7 \8 YLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  Y  s/ B9 S7 ?7 P: [) \3 l# K>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
2 c6 o  Q$ W5 a8 l& N/ `>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 \; r- M% b3 W7 K! X>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 n% [5 w6 _  R7 x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ D  G/ a" }( Q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" `# z1 f4 F4 X1 ^4 g好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# r+ S7 |% F# Q5 O4 N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" _0 ^; z6 O1 @真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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5 ]9 f' ?( y! X( w6 N( X, h7 c- S
- W: ?# e) `% v4 P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 Y7 q- @0 Z$ A4 C7 G3 N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 C2 B1 {. S: c7 U( ~- l* `真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


$ {" f5 n1 d3 n0 C3 O) f" w# E全盘接受一下。

- n: q0 v+ V  Y3 c( j1 K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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  E2 I  P/ k1 A! M! S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 d- E9 h( S! k7 t$ a8 w: r她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* r+ f/ v4 x, w! P+ N# g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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8 y- _; N+ j1 _% j/ _5 G9 r/ Q9 z哈哈，你们在这开小会呢