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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  |* u1 }% f( s6 W4 g) Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ T+ t1 t' q: b( v5 lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" A+ h* F1 p8 ^6 C& R; Q: O' bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ c8 `0 l0 m/ R: g0 M/ E' D The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" r  x$ e# ~9 b+ G5 a he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: _# C: f) {1 [, q' G6 C; Y lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I2 e+ x/ w4 B- o
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( h5 G; g& x2 d, Byou pay me only $5. 7 ~! ]; W& C9 w* n/ r& {
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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  ?. x0 R; T2 D, P This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ N8 r4 i3 v+ ?, e& \the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ) k( y' M2 X$ i6 O$ A

- n9 c! M' P0 @  h& c' X! |The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's- N! {" P) b- D$ ~
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his: C# X- ~4 D! k
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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# \8 j# p  g9 t; o4 l8 WNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with* Y# o( `) ?' k  y! T+ M
three legs, and comes down with four?' $ V6 h  ]4 ]; s  |' N/ b

9 \' U/ N. V$ jThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all# u$ ~7 d" z: h4 S7 e/ \& A
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- _5 v$ t) {+ L6 f$ l- wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ Y  d8 K1 }, @% q; q- Mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and; j8 S8 ~& }1 b8 g/ D! ~5 G
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 X6 z9 @+ W1 H% P$ ^/ Zback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He# e% }. C6 Y1 q' X  T/ \( ~
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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" L8 d  L6 S6 J( _7 ]'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and  m2 y% j4 {/ u( R
comes down with four?' 4 ~; }) k) ~' y( v. k* i
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!! }1 N2 S# I, H' n) c$ Y8 D4 s& q( \

  Y3 R( U1 z+ L4 r7 c# RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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& _" z+ p# g# k9 }5 n0 e1 T  O1 g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' H- a$ D$ R3 h# l; a>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason * d5 J- ^. g# D# i) B/ v  P
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 3 f4 N$ r6 x1 \5 E! _1 u1 v3 C. G
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, / m) i5 p+ O5 f4 N( }
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 L% ^" Y8 v, R! b6 ^4 l* r$ |>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a   V0 q% A* y3 T& S1 C$ A- H- {
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more : h) ]# H9 l. T1 P1 |& k2 l
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 5 f7 H. [- @" l: V6 @( Q
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 3 U4 s: U: `9 v+ I. G
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the + a# A; m2 ~0 U4 X! R
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand $ @- V( ^" f/ l. t$ r
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 / `; z5 K& C3 ]  u) K
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 [; D& N  @6 ]) I
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb. V: `; [* d8 W) n& e+ J" G
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if" o: h( J# M9 Q6 L0 f9 i
the newfie would l ...
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- s' @$ a+ ]3 B* ^1 F. F* }) {3 {( Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
9 q0 m  j; D1 x4 E9 F8 T“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,8 d4 c1 t1 I" J
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 ?' Y/ B9 \! r3 k
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 + ?  U/ o& A0 y4 J( w9 u2 O
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
- K) F7 l5 [( q0 j! f“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
! u7 C0 M- A4 d% k: `/ e  a好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 ^3 Y8 u, q! P
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 . D0 E" M) ?) I  k- @2 u
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6 o5 f! K! M1 B7 n/ b全盘接受一下。

2 j  E  e6 C1 N* k' D; S1 s. [真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 w& e) z/ O) W- G加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- P7 p0 M+ A9 k2 w' m& w多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! d+ t, R+ ]" a; Y- ]0 j2 r

7 ~! c- c2 d) n* a6 s真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 5 k4 v9 m; Y" w! z; i

2 x4 P6 t: q( H5 E大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多
! b9 n9 I) @) M1 o她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 , k: }( k& z1 T! B& h: y& r
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 P, v5 @: ]( V; b4 F) D5 ]2 t说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( [: m9 x9 o% U9 K9 D" L; G! b7 L紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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, `& c& M7 i) ?! u, X  l- X$ z7 {哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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