Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 ~- h& f7 ]. O, N5 j, Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: M' [, z8 w0 O+ t# y+ P# mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ V7 ]# d0 M& s+ Q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 ~+ ]" l: O- |' l; n" E5 jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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, {* Y  T" A3 V. ]  ? This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% x8 _+ y$ |- c* L" F0 \6 cthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

: R% q+ Q  E! t! Q: ^3 C) WThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! n* }' P- P6 q9 w' q2 opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
0 h; r8 @( S0 M) @9 m# c  U& t4 w: W. Vlawyer.
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$ q# G( x$ P2 \5 y8 D: x3 x  A. l4 i) h( jNow, it's the newfie's turn.

. r% L* U7 M' H; ]He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; O6 Y( s: j8 t4 O  ~' y+ {( Fthree legs, and comes down with four?'

+ q$ p: t* z, G* x2 \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) }% r. R7 ]* G1 d: N0 G9 Y/ h; Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- K: X4 G" ?0 G6 J9 e6 ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' e7 W6 Q& p9 B2 @% I2 H- O  mwakes the newfie up and asks,
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3 s( ?" y( s3 \) v% P'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- w2 R. M5 p3 h$ V" P1 F! Acomes down with four?'

7 N3 }' Z- ]+ V0 T# \& ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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1 ?: v6 Q' ~* u1 _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ _' }! R/ ~& `8 {& K3 s8 \>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. j8 F  P+ a( I, i  V+ }>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 P& W: R5 I$ t! v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

: {. n9 [. Z9 ]2 {" c) K' }9 r$ p>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ p$ s" X% Q$ Y" c; v' Q4 P>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& ~1 S/ i  c) q' Z  H0 }>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& V1 N3 |' u4 ^# A1 r( H2 N( D/ Q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ K9 r8 N$ Q+ S) }/ z+ flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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) G6 [* |" Q7 W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% O- o! r8 ]4 \  ^0 c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. [+ E+ L; d0 I% ^; ^6 w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 }, y( l/ ~8 @4 t. j3 C真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 L! H; K/ I1 z9 g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 z8 ]: |4 p2 H. C+ E真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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0 {) g( }$ J9 O% \全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

5 ~: p" V$ a4 a/ w1 J( h* T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



# U) t# f9 A1 x& B& c* R+ o0 }别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 T! `2 Z7 z# j. Z你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, L# L8 L+ I9 m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# {' s7 T- V# e& G  @3 I. J真博学，偶像啊。

6 e! w$ m! s  [( I) S" Q" l0 f# J! p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
4 N: n9 U0 g* ?( z( j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 L0 O4 Z( S$ ?9 v紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 e; f- @* r2 t1 ?+ f1 S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢