Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 |5 _; H' P6 o; F  g/ Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! m- `0 t3 w9 |0 t5 l- mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 T& S6 S# w3 m: I! k) O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. J8 I% C3 [% k lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) }7 l3 ]- N& `8 a3 Iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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1 c# C' ]1 G3 U9 C2 H2 g( h- uThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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; N% b( f2 r/ n$ EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ A% O; y4 z" h: ulawyer.

& Z0 m( ?3 Y# J1 I+ c5 h' {Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" j) Q8 Z5 R& I$ Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* [; P) r& W3 [/ O/ xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; S  j* M! ]/ Thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
7 h" Z# V* R+ iback to sleep.

6 ~( J% O) i  P" L8 v9 b. I% yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 p: U  \& i% T) xwakes the newfie up and asks,
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7 S, @; P9 Y& |0 j4 l- z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
: G# q3 b0 q7 T+ X2 N. O) wcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
5 @: r4 u1 k, \% Uand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, d# [" Y( Y. y) C, h>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- {6 [$ ~+ C3 ^6 W>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

' V! F' n$ Z7 L>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! ^! V- _; O7 N3 E- ~, g2 {>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ |, A6 ^6 M- L+ P9 Q' S/ U' r+ p>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ Q1 F* }1 ?& l; x  D/ a! g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" O9 Y  C! I* \5 F# R1 Z7 y( U, u9 kA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ g! Q) ?) d; ]* m4 Fthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# x& N% Z: Y% l, g" R$ b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' |( n% C5 {7 w9 p好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( Y& C% V6 [5 m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: m/ |, S' `9 X- c7 \+ T) U* o真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: ]3 X6 M  ~) g2 m. Z; U: W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 \1 F# M7 a) U* M1 q- [" t8 R) l" _真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 ]+ }/ b# c9 l$ Z真聪明，偶像啊

; Q$ h9 Q7 h5 q  u全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


4 L6 r0 w7 M! b  @" l全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 Z3 d1 P& P4 ^. v别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% h3 R# m0 n3 l0 Y  W3 y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

0 ^) i4 o0 i: G! R, b+ \) u她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 @& F9 T9 B+ c) p9 m& n- b. Z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢