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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 a# y; A4 s1 R, q- o0 \
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 q3 S/ L# V. W3 zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if) w1 G6 L) l: u  g4 Z$ u
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( O7 z( @9 I% p& |* C The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ Y) ^8 t+ _& Z5 `# h+ E1 R he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* w9 R  o) W8 L8 o# T lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 p) ~1 c9 I) F) m6 Q/ z- s. pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 q2 V& P, M2 k& o6 Eyou pay me only $5. ' V& j' O# V4 D, L, Z2 v) Z
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I# v* ]( i3 R& Q
will pay you $500. / q: v% |/ @$ c% B7 ]
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 L9 m7 h- `, ?; y9 x. Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.3 w" i- C, a9 R9 v4 b' x
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with$ K& |0 j+ i' F
three legs, and comes down with four?' ; r8 s3 V  }4 `" E* I
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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* X, w% n' U" D- a/ [the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour( X/ K  ~  t  `, g
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; h% S) w* K4 k% F5 ^/ j( U: ]hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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! F! D) w/ M4 b# e8 j( B' LThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He, C* J3 l0 {  {( m
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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  X* r1 R. c7 V' b'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and4 G+ ~' P' K( v' B4 V9 N
comes down with four?' ) c- m$ {# m- A3 |; H

) Z8 t$ y) h, y" d4 T  {The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the4 H% b' i+ P$ [$ U

0 g# u& Y' n8 }% y5 s' K! a4 q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ' L% f6 ]% i% V/ Y6 ^( s
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# X1 k; X8 m1 Q. D4 I! Z6 w. E>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the   L) |- n* Z- F- s2 Y) A
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! y/ B# ^1 l% e. z, |, [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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- z- i! E1 Q7 D8 D9 Q) C>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research % b2 J4 G. g, Q
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' l, m) i1 o5 y& _$ m1 ^9 A>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more , w2 p) i: T1 s" y
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, n) f4 l0 [8 z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three5 s- u3 {: Z4 F
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ A- {4 j. a; |+ F6 u>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. W3 ?( `# K" O# V6 q% Z  ~& r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 % x+ `, q/ @* j4 x" r
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 I1 a, L; V$ u( L
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 {7 j0 M: X* M5 ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 e* X- ]) f. E- uthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ Z! n6 O- W$ Z. R
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,3 c- }; _( j! w: a- N+ f
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 4 r, X6 s8 G& [7 S9 H
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: u/ X+ ?; ]) K+ e: v4 S6 [3 D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 , V  r; }! u: r( x3 W

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全盘接受一下。

2 o( t  `- p5 h9 M真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 7 O2 X+ \1 t% s3 I+ D" E+ y1 z
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 % O$ ~' ?, i; Y! S

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ! }9 w1 l2 z8 k/ `$ K
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 $ F0 w  U- f1 l1 R
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 & k) }8 L; L  v- Q# g# m" t

  d( Q0 p) `5 e大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?3 r, v7 {) W9 J# {
大学教胖还差不多 . g3 D+ Y: x9 `! ]7 Y
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ( N2 w" c4 `& ]7 T9 \
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : L) h0 V' G# B6 t& w
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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