Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- U- e3 j( Y2 N( H8 ?3 Fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* \4 w' K' f: }- s he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: o; J' I7 o. w# Q2 R6 N lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. T0 P/ V5 `* F# f) ~# Qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! \, c& l1 ?2 ]4 r: bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- w" p8 J) @& |6 {the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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4 I2 W: D5 `2 }8 FThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 w# m* S* Q- O" H5 Nthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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  j0 T* a3 L1 {5 @7 B5 r2 bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. t' M- Z" p2 S+ Bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 }1 L+ J  s. \6 _; Khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 a. B& m. _, iback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; M# Z! f0 {: f- Hwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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0 m* d; ]5 m, U4 }( `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

! B/ h8 t1 x2 I: l5 e  aLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' A$ H5 k/ r% q4 M0 F>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( r! X4 B4 e& e! T- U2 Q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- a6 ]. V; d  E: M' _2 k& D) P>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' ]& M* v) i$ {; i8 s( c4 a( j8 L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: H! T+ f3 z; n% [1 P3 ~9 xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% V' v# E. e: w7 P8 z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 w/ n) R, z/ r/ f% ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) _0 i, n; v) r1 Z% W( d) ^真聪明，偶像啊

2 G9 e" x: Z, V2 E全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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9 g4 v# K0 N) J, b全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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3 a) h5 y6 F) G  A别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 r+ {. T" W/ K6 J& J加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 V6 y) e# w0 ^8 w7 h& B% ^6 Y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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) U+ V- ^/ Y  G5 q$ l+ h真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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" ]1 y, U8 ?* Q9 ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
% n  h+ C" y8 s4 M她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 ^. B4 P3 y8 h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢