Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* U) O) \  V) D+ G  I+ f) a" g5 zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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1 {% x; j& F$ T+ t9 t& u. U This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 q" [' n3 Q" W* kthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

! b* L  u4 y' ]: G: o1 J9 s/ F% }The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 u& L1 i2 Y, U) Nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: e# G  l1 @9 X  n9 K2 y+ Gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 T! r$ t7 O3 Q; R- Z) p1 X' tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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& F& H( v: ]) P. ?: gThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

, i; H. A- t5 \  j5 Z1 q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

; P1 v2 K% j7 L7 dLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 }! f, t1 k0 q% P" }5 J>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) G7 \) u9 K0 H' G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 v( p4 l0 e8 |* X' K9 e" V>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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$ f- X) N/ |- Z* f, b>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' v' L$ C7 z3 a% o6 ]$ `>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
2 e# h( l. x! k& b; E8 p4 h>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  K0 F- A; l: c' M>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 p) u2 L% e. Q( e9 F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, D+ z% O0 R* ^$ Z' l2 ^! A>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" `- v0 z% z# plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% l* X6 F) N. J; _' C% P8 W0 w, qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  D4 b' y- z8 P1 g5 x9 v- d+ Athe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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+ K  K0 Z: U6 Q2 n; M$ i6 Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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  J6 R& \4 C8 w# \& Q) |  e& v5 y全盘接受一下。

6 y" D  k$ C! k" c2 O  u" }2 c! M. {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 x% D& m8 @9 Y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) d( f) C+ u; G4 Q1 Y$ w3 I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) t0 i& K  B/ T  K她是大学教瘦？
1 C5 H! l3 c; N, q大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ ~- n& Q/ {6 T7 q2 h7 T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢