Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 ?7 {  v) p4 o! G) w, N- N0 ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* E8 o) t& O$ x7 D& Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 M3 {  }% V8 p  N- a/ Jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
* a% ~# c, o% |# U9 C The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* v- E' w0 ]  x5 s0 N7 l7 l he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) m& i: J  o6 {- ?5 F5 y8 j lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

  A3 x6 O# Z, ]# c$ I You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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' r8 U2 j" C  }( I This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 C/ i6 A$ `9 M& j$ b. kThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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; u% b) r. C* O' U- K1 v0 h2 NNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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5 T# x8 m. u8 ~/ q, S% _He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 U! V0 O# ]7 u# [1 \5 R  b$ Jthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
; {8 w0 k9 }' n1 L4 `! Vback to sleep.

7 U) e: r, h4 \: u. D8 e, tThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

, m3 z8 V7 J1 g4 M' R! xThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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$ R$ N: d+ Z. hLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

; c% K( C+ Y/ t6 v3 n1 ]5 }/ s>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, U/ R% Z6 a, k1 o/ O4 k>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' O5 x5 V) j( E>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ k1 q) q/ P7 H+ u! z9 e* {8 N) K>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& m" v9 L4 A, Z- C" W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; K; v& g, i  H$ E+ o: b7 |>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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7 L( h9 Y7 F# r# c& _" `% J8 I好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; D+ X) ~4 A+ {. V; X  K+ L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 ?# B" T' [; l/ w$ C/ \# X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



% }2 P5 {7 S1 u+ x, ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; U  p8 t! s9 t4 l0 ~7 p$ Y1 g' ^7 w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ Q% [% }( M9 U5 u$ s, R真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" f$ L: n, O3 I* j* I& z( \真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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3 v5 A5 b9 c0 }: T7 n8 b7 h全盘接受一下。

5 }3 V+ \6 f& s: d! _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

5 i. b1 S& K- W真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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( Z( D  m8 M0 R. A& l1 o1 ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

; F9 T, F1 \5 R1 ?$ O( f) \你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 Y: _* n' Y# z, e真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
" Q* N6 Z8 D3 v' `! g; k大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ K0 o* G) E$ G2 B# j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 R6 o" w; C, c1 n% u" ~; x4 B说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* v& x, W6 ?7 h: k# y# E哈哈，你们在这开小会呢