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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a, u( Q& m1 J! R* d3 B# a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb" d5 J  C. ?* {6 z" ?( {
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 s; E% [, }( I6 Z
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 y2 V# t/ D, c; c6 e! W he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 }1 p+ T! d) `7 N1 z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 H& b, X! ^# Xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* h6 @& S0 C  z) t& f( z2 K/ wyou pay me only $5.
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0 F9 S) ~3 r9 q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ {; y# ~4 ^0 R6 V7 S will pay you $500.
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/ |# l3 |9 Y+ R  `2 [! G' i# F This catches the newfie's attention and to keep8 |* A8 t4 r7 F+ p
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. $ l2 Y, U% @, J: d) K3 n, f

" o4 g. q6 p1 D7 G& HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's% I" w7 n& b2 f! `' @+ k6 ]" O0 w6 Q
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' $ E+ J! u6 w- C' @; W4 m* y

) t+ G$ F1 ]% |4 WThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 G& A8 J$ @6 [) v" gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.. D# v' u2 J" M  e% Y

- x$ w3 J3 u$ |" `. RHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 K  ^: R# ^% {three legs, and comes down with four?' 3 ~7 m! a/ O7 v+ e) E( a; o$ f

! J+ ]8 O- n- Z# Y9 ~: w: F7 B2 zThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all* G2 S' w& ^/ o" f& `+ j) E0 B
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all& K3 U3 h9 O0 _5 p* R* i
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour( K1 T! e1 ?- y& t  i: g5 e
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and$ r% T7 }. Z; ~
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right2 A) K8 W/ r2 _0 k. c
back to sleep. ) x+ j/ o3 n; n3 U% v

, Y- h# E) N; QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, Y, y: X- \5 T, B) Owakes the newfie up and asks,
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0 t6 D% @1 h7 n7 w0 r4 i" E! h, X) w'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and5 k( l- j% p6 e! e
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5, }- _1 c: z( B! [- x
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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( [) ^5 c+ H. f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two , r: o; f9 `& C
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 M  }' P6 B3 }>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the & z4 U  u" P, i4 R- }
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 1 F$ j' K" I6 i2 f/ |3 {4 X2 l
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct/ j& f7 k9 i8 c$ F. t' `- n8 b# |
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. P) ]6 |1 J6 B9 ^! y* q' J! R: Z1 S>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a   H1 C! Z: p0 _3 g& J$ I
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ J  m- P/ g8 Z5 }/ m>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 ?2 j  J$ C1 F1 o9 J) a>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 u; c- E2 |5 |4 s>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ' O( \) C$ J) z% Q: M  n3 D, _: d
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand % \# T5 s8 n8 O7 {1 {! P
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 4 n7 t% F$ l, S) T
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a! y0 X( U& s1 C; l) `  s
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb+ V  d$ j5 k5 y3 c+ k
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( h3 v' W+ I5 o' ^5 ^$ Sthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:! v# _# I6 f) r8 Y# {: U; ?
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
. A' y: @% X+ s1 C# G3 c0 j: ^/ u2 Y好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 y3 }( U  r% V* f3 l1 q加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' W8 D5 b& [# M8 c真博学,偶像啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 P, s; @, {# D5 `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:3 {  ^- D+ W: \! E
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“," S2 f  F7 V$ i' @; d
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . W* D. g$ j; A5 m% _5 a

) P( i4 r& h: {7 \2 s真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 8 j7 L7 i: w8 u8 g

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全盘接受一下。

& J8 R* B+ j1 c9 W4 n) }$ w真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 : D. \! r  g% Y/ J6 r# Y
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 l) C$ j! `$ [4 `你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 Q' E4 ^& `, M. X/ f" E加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 - j/ G2 N. T+ ]1 m. ~4 A/ x

; U( v$ m# _) @1 t真博学,偶像啊。

5 Q, P% a5 Y4 p2 {" c7 Z大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 & @9 I1 n" Z( ^
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

3 h2 Z& }* z9 d' T6 L. h% o' V她是大学教瘦?2 p( D/ ]2 d7 y
大学教胖还差不多
( n4 `/ Y* T4 C. z# @5 ~她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 / J7 }' U& N' k; \* x( C+ @: }
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ ^7 b. I! [+ T9 {" D说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; w, B, ~( F) C2 X& r
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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