Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( x. k! r$ Z; W. d. U: Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ P2 f( g. [; t! `* h8 ` The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& ^+ a' e6 Q! R) K% W- L, P. e8 }- o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 K) Y7 g! k' E  P* }5 `: tyou pay me only $5.

  W. L5 t9 B- s& h7 K/ ]/ U, D& p3 R2 d You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
: Y6 X0 [2 O/ a+ w/ g! H2 H will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, L5 D  q  q7 K% o8 j6 athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

3 u' b  V( z" N  [The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 {1 V: u% \& A! X# w7 Sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% R6 H$ ^/ h+ J9 zpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 p0 N/ e! S* `, d5 Q7 c/ slawyer.

& L6 ~2 F! Z; L' L1 a( RNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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; x! k! s6 ]6 H' @1 f- h. X- HThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 f, Z+ F* A" f0 p4 V9 N( a6 b1 }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 U* j" [8 ?3 D' gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 c- K" t  ], `' w' pwakes the newfie up and asks,

3 n- A  t9 I) n) y& M'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  J2 f# t2 N4 C  T* e3 M& icomes down with four?'

2 Y) L1 b2 I  i. q6 [& X5 w" ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

  g) ^/ v# t% w& R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: a! v, @# d1 {- L5 T" q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 `/ Q* I/ k- F& H4 E6 w>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, V" Y: K: F  o: \  l>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& L, A5 E+ [! n- X>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 X- ^4 c9 e$ T; w+ z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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8 Z1 E. p" e( S6 t>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" M% i+ @, c# f$ L, W. [>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

1 @$ n  X0 `' _% Q* b% K4 e0 S8 ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& W0 ^0 }' c, J4 x8 C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# }+ V7 e- e) ?' z$ u) v7 H2 j! C6 j“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: V9 p7 p: Z' ^+ ]3 l# R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

5 }$ m. H3 j; z( C全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


/ n9 I& p1 F' ~0 k" K+ ?; ?  c全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# `1 ?7 P! ]" |, Y% U1 f1 d多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& Q* y2 j% Z+ }( [! u' T& Q真博学，偶像啊。

5 D, p# S6 L0 q( o6 M5 L( ^大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

" Y% y, F, O8 Q' ]4 S5 J; T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% t/ T; O. z( `8 ]她是大学教瘦？
: W$ M" ~6 @& d7 V# Y# g* `/ V大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( u. E5 T9 n1 k7 v哈哈，你们在这开小会呢