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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 L5 {5 l2 d+ K: U! xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ L; a$ s# F9 F( q6 ]: wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if, M6 Y7 h- A# s1 P
the newfie would like to play a fun game. " \% d1 P3 }% V. \5 P+ Z# \
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so# B2 h2 Y) Q; }& `
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The2 T) ]: M( \3 ~3 h: y* `
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I) r0 L: Y  Z" h% {
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. A) T% G, E+ O+ d6 K" e, z$ Jyou pay me only $5.
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6 ?. _, F- M% ?) B8 y' o4 U' d/ n( n You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I  L# r  [( u; F" F
will pay you $500.
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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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% j; v/ ]0 @; e& eThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- |" n: U& C# a; Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the, K" R- ?8 G7 A1 Y( S. Y3 l7 @
lawyer. : D5 K7 R, e  O1 k' K- f. @- ^
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with8 J  u) n" q6 }7 j, u% r2 e
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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- b/ c2 G# q6 y1 ^+ Y8 I5 J, CThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all& x& M9 m; y2 F2 ?# X1 R: f
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ a! A" Z) T: d, jthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" ?! f/ O5 o& Uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and  C1 _* O$ A+ f- L; {, t. o
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right' q  }$ B2 I/ V) G
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!: b9 t8 K  d2 L$ G

; Y9 S, [* e& f. vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the. j1 X7 g6 E. ]6 U. Q! r0 g6 K7 \

9 Y" r' m' W$ n; e9 @% u- M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ( |% G& T9 _6 ^, `' m
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason   m' b- E  |" I+ D! T3 }. g( u
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 2 `  {: X/ E7 t1 ~2 y$ g. S+ b: {! u
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) @9 Q( s' O- S- e>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! j  X2 C0 S8 V0 m8 n>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a & `( L: e4 B3 m0 \, j8 H
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more   X2 b& V$ u9 m8 S/ k
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, . c: M% P( n0 L/ r7 P
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three" `0 L5 I* J- J3 W
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's * L0 \. E! N/ Y, T$ `. d
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( Z$ K2 {# |8 Q' v% @# Z; ~) Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 s. Q# Q7 y- ^3 [, Z: ^' @. c4 ^>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 % K5 ~" s; n( ]) G  B9 ?
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: J$ [5 W. v. n2 L, t/ P
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 O* d- l+ M& A6 J1 m  N! ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if2 v* ^! V* y  z, |, J
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: Y3 d$ n: C: _. z+ j4 g3 ?) k
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,/ e# G, Y- Z3 Y) ?* }/ W
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ) d- \, m5 b' N( J. K# D  q% H
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; P/ I8 _# z! C真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- R- x, {0 B. y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

8 T: X; k; y# ?6 {- d$ h真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 ~% u" _. D% W0 b. q真聪明,偶像啊

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; J" N" d8 p: C' n8 |1 n2 P全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, G, [, E* y, F5 v, k% C真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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0 R4 w" @- a- K别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

  D; [% M9 @# a+ X; c4 K1 M0 _你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 Z9 a1 _7 k( O4 O% H- [3 b. A加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. f: b2 X& B- y" @" E% p( z真博学,偶像啊。

8 }3 ~$ [' c9 o5 a: ^) G大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 5 C- M, d% w; D. i8 S+ A& m

! \# k! F. v2 {2 ^- W大学教授哦,能不剥削?

& l+ A8 W5 c  e她是大学教瘦?
) u6 o0 m; U( }6 ^" ?' ^大学教胖还差不多
- K7 l$ {2 J' Q" l她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! g8 G  |8 E% ?0 o紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" Z- q) ~+ o* o) D5 d# c5 A说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 # ]" s2 f. ^' H& U
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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