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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if/ Z0 O/ x" q  a2 W: w
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ( I  ~- V, t4 s3 S. n1 d: W. V
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so1 u; h1 `% s: s3 u/ b
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The4 b6 W( [- r% _
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" x& e8 K$ I! P0 Lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  G7 l7 l4 }' h' G/ pyou pay me only $5.
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; a# r2 g( y% _/ ]1 Z: R You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I& D$ [) f. @! R+ e
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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, E: a3 O, r4 _% T* ]+ @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's$ Z' A2 z6 |( y( K& A  `7 t
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his. q1 M1 e# s# a3 h
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the3 K. S) w- `7 y! d+ S! o
lawyer.
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! ~$ h7 B6 Q- |6 t+ SNow, it's the newfie's turn.- e5 b0 G2 B$ d7 }' a  E) h! |

0 _0 n* S+ F- j3 VHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: e7 D' f3 I2 v  R8 Sthree legs, and comes down with four?' " f) x2 J; R8 b4 h- O
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 w. `' r/ k: s/ M- C* w" xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: s+ a) w4 q$ N1 Y, O) J& ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ z; {. f8 u, E4 z6 l8 z/ Sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and: p4 M4 Q, f, R" \* _, Y5 Q
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right/ V" U+ s, M" Y& h1 G
back to sleep.
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) l7 B% G% d* gThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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5 s7 l4 r8 t! m' G0 @The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!# D; M5 ?" u  Y, U: T& D7 h

3 z9 x% O1 K- G  X5 b, iLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 3 |7 m/ ]; G: O  |
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason + A% B% H0 z7 M/ x! r; o0 s  \
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& X* i, g) g6 J- J; b>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& i" J* O1 p1 Y7 M! I>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct  z5 K9 E8 }9 d. x) v0 ]. {2 o" k% d
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( i" ]* E0 a2 ^>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 x/ I% C$ j/ N1 g& o+ j>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 y6 I; H: l; A% c5 w8 u. {$ P>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ; Q- O8 l: e8 T4 H  \/ C
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* |- t+ d- `5 g  k3 z4 k>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ B9 Z2 [0 c% Y9 i* x; ~>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the + L) y$ d. y: H7 f7 M
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 3 {4 p2 K  B% I& b6 L* k
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ H8 ?+ Q' {8 g% H0 Q2 R
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb$ W. o5 Q9 M1 r5 Q6 T: U0 Y) |
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 P- N4 D+ s# y1 Ethe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:6 ~  w; o* T0 h* d  [
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,4 b, }- T% Y  H3 N  B
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( ~: P$ a7 k5 j% p+ d1 |加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 [; X1 J2 F+ e  A0 K真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 , T+ x' ?" N, W7 C9 L  x
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ O: I6 ~2 t( e4 T. ?2 P1 G0 [, f
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
3 M$ k$ f( z7 F好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; k9 _3 S/ P) i3 ^

1 r# h7 `& Y4 e! {真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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( ^: L" r0 t; k; a+ l9 _全盘接受一下。

; ]  O+ `' @( J& Z! X真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 6 n9 @2 k& _8 x
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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3 l* a# j& {3 b别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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) D, p2 U( L# d别把我往坏路上领啊。

, u7 j- U; H. a( K- b' N你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * |6 Q6 f* [7 M$ J
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( c! c2 \6 v9 ], Q: r% w多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 ^% I& @7 y9 h
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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3 v' o0 u! m8 C) Y大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?" Z' J+ t6 |$ f! V4 R# Y
大学教胖还差不多 0 H; i3 F" J* y4 v. S! s8 w% O( u% J
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! P5 X8 N$ e' _9 R8 b# X
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  O, [- Z4 _- D' N' @紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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