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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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) t& q" X$ f: `, bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 E- R9 F% |( H  Bthe newfie would like to play a fun game. ' k; \6 X$ R2 _# }. I; |* w
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so! @: L+ |$ U" w7 C& V. J% e# s
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" K9 A$ E1 k/ A. c# j* i& J lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I6 y1 i- L) X4 F- l0 Q
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 W  t& u  }9 p& o# lyou pay me only $5. 8 D. N) J: X+ p5 s5 K. S1 E& n
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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$ Q# @1 C( o3 ]4 h2 | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 s( R; `! z8 b* B3 Pthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 1 ~  ]& ~: Y- p

! F: r6 Z7 @3 V/ l+ E7 \" T% xThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 k  e- L- j+ u# k4 othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his1 h) Z; f( O5 y' m0 X# v
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the$ j6 I+ F  i; j& @( j
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn." R+ W" v7 X- \$ w" a

. f; W9 ]6 J' gHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ X4 t8 e9 `" B6 T+ E* y) P7 Jthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% f: ?- u$ o& j5 Z0 S( ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ {0 H! j, {1 H9 y$ c' thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right, T/ O) M  u- _. L
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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. @: K  t0 U" M8 @( F'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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& `. G& I) b; hThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 6 \3 c; j3 ]) f8 l. ]' z1 R- q
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 3 B& y. F& z) o( U
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 4 Y$ ?0 W9 }2 h7 U
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 7 Z, ]& C- V' p- \
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct! E: y- H1 ~/ Q' ^! Y
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research % T9 C/ [5 ^- l5 y% [3 }
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, " v, \; A; A* ?  I' r. r& V2 b  F
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three4 U# _. O1 }3 O4 T0 A" J; I

# @* ~( s* F, S+ [: Z4 w* V>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 A6 a, [, \/ I5 l( h1 Z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. h5 y, Q  k3 t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 6 z; T2 q3 _/ ?' E
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
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long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, Z9 g" f. K% P  p7 P5 v- U
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 L1 ^" Z1 B$ h
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
; ]+ R+ T9 g* ^2 s+ ~“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
0 b. h8 o) V& C7 r7 Z3 s- ^好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 r0 s" {% s% M( u0 |* i4 E加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 5 K5 B% M, Z: }2 U$ H

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( @& s# j3 L# y" m( v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:3 @0 g$ ~& n0 J" Z$ G
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
3 I7 h2 e1 E6 i2 K好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 $ X; y, m5 B& z2 A! c6 \. l3 X- N
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真聪明,偶像啊
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' [7 c/ z; Q5 O+ }全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 8 F4 U5 z! o# h$ ~

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  N3 h  U! |. M( t" S全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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, P% X. g" F* u$ }3 {  S别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ' M2 h" L, ~* I# J! H" s

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! H7 E6 o& m& k" p别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 Q  \% F) R4 f( X加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 $ U- }8 k2 S! M

) F" b3 v5 U4 v( @5 P+ q# Q3 ]' {# \真博学,偶像啊。

5 S  y/ y% N6 h$ o. v大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 " Q. t  E. W$ h$ k7 @" k7 A
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

) w+ l4 Y2 U3 g: c4 P- p+ D她是大学教瘦?1 w* |: Q) ~! v/ Z: y- J: g
大学教胖还差不多
& I9 k0 B2 H& O. J+ x她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& k- s" t0 {% {/ d/ [, q紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& n, Y5 @7 W# J. c" q) P2 u# b说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 3 x: S- Z! q% {' k
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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