Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ \7 _5 f* Y$ ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 S  u3 _5 p# U  D0 bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& _  O" H, e0 ?3 k! Syou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ b" f! i# B- w* i7 @. E% \the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( E; u7 ^2 x4 Kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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/ V1 N1 ?1 l( }The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 P% c$ N1 Y/ e5 c1 \) S8 i8 Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ e0 [) j9 A) {: o  klawyer.
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: t* W* n' k7 X* q! JNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# I7 ~: B9 |( b6 Tthree legs, and comes down with four?'

2 T: w/ O& I1 N' U( v. MThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 @5 I0 j$ F0 G& M0 k9 j9 {references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 n4 H7 K$ y2 s- j! N* v: cwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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0 U0 g3 N$ p% B' w9 \6 `9 e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& U. p* e; ^3 w* `" E>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 Q3 q9 \" O+ s>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 i1 y) f' M* \; g6 w1 B# j! h>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 t* M. I9 j9 N>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 x- a& V2 C0 S$ c  {& S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 r; F6 m, V; q7 P5 k6 ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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% Z' B* Q$ M% r$ X9 M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* `' a* v$ e* t0 J" x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( \) x7 F5 a/ f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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' R/ t) `) N) w  p% o. A: @- d1 D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ R, O6 Q- ]4 p* c7 k$ I& R) x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

, L+ F1 _0 M1 b真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

$ Z. @. `4 A2 @: D% k' f全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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. p* R) k3 k# _/ D全盘接受一下。

( m, C* Y. v' ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



$ t/ A+ J0 T. a1 e# ^1 O; N别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# v/ V0 h: l4 f7 i7 f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" o% @# B: x7 F0 U3 b: z7 k! L0 z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

5 H+ f( [  `. H/ I- z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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" k5 R. h. |6 D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  x. v/ D5 ]) l- Z! n她是大学教瘦？
* g6 [4 u. x  e7 @大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) c( l7 o5 y5 y+ U* m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢