Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 ^, E- s' Q) s. W6 P$ elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 I  U* m% k5 k$ t  }% Nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 a! s3 P4 }: G9 Z7 l lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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4 ?% P. c+ y/ Q. h You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" J& p3 U4 A- q/ p/ n1 v5 g9 u will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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1 a! Z9 T1 B" d. p# DThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- r6 ~6 v0 I6 J1 D$ ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 w5 H0 S1 n1 q. blawyer.

" R, |$ v& `/ }9 Q9 B7 dNow, it's the newfie's turn.

& A3 i; z5 T$ |' I" t5 b0 U3 [He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

6 d3 t- S' m  X4 f. ]The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 n8 D7 C7 J) p2 n3 P0 qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 w0 q( y$ G% j. ^) T" g0 ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; x- ~: Z% k9 L1 P, K0 ?( kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 ~; x; N" V; d% |; d( n2 b& z9 `" Mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! N. i# o) |9 z; b" ~$ B7 M6 dback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) M! c* o2 l/ _7 w* ^wakes the newfie up and asks,
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5 P( e& `. ^8 b" U# _6 V'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
% x# w+ z* ^. \3 r& bcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; T: Y" M. J# N; e1 L. B: F8 m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. B& V% E; M+ m>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 e' d! d% [9 _9 C7 {7 J>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. s7 Q% d: m2 _3 y; J5 S* f1 I>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: h; d8 a; n. }, k>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- p% J$ Q* n. o' S( R>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 W! p+ j2 t$ r2 l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. i' [+ S! x/ R8 T$ ~0 p>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 n! Q, s4 S$ ^" s+ TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" a: s/ ~# H1 r4 Rthe newfie would l ...

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4 r: Z* V# s, l! \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, `; t1 }5 Z$ y% l2 d: `0 `“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 ?2 m' m" y* U. M2 U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. o4 Y, k0 |% v- A4 r0 _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% M8 F8 d/ a% V# V真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

  b% W4 u7 L9 f: O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



% ]" S: ?) W- C别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 |8 l& b4 q; S7 H# Y# `( |你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 g, J' V8 C6 @3 n! A5 W1 R真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* ]# ]5 R+ @6 n4 ?大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 U( b& Q& ^4 J她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
' o6 H& C. q! |& U( Y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 u5 N5 {" A, o3 s! B紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢