Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  s1 X) J3 A$ J! F! Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# y' |" f2 F0 ~2 ~0 n4 Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% ~, S% F# l2 w% @/ [$ zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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. N5 ~1 F- q2 s0 R% b" I The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 y! |% p: Z- w* { lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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, B! {' L( [7 H" r This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 ]& v. j# D0 D, s8 @7 J( Cthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! |- P0 P' A4 p0 V/ T; Z9 rthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

8 ?/ L8 ?4 J% A5 K# ]) WThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

" Y. W6 g# r6 T  p$ HThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- |5 {8 ~, W! {$ _+ }of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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1 R: Y+ I( T) X) _; A3 l; @6 l7 KThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

6 V; y5 t9 C& H4 r0 }The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
4 X. ]/ m3 i; Q, ]7 [6 mand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 z: n: C4 ~$ c" z, g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ N& `0 n7 R' r2 a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ i2 a, I( I) J>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 S, O7 l3 g3 U6 q1 @A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& D" M; @" X6 }" C& v, Lthe newfie would l ...

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1 z$ q; Y: }( O  s% e0 A$ j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; R. f& {' I5 I0 Q; a; A) F/ h" L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* }+ y* f) Y& i- L真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" {- O# Y5 _; [* W, _5 S“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ Y; M1 I. G6 P  ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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& O$ S# Y) E3 }  o别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) y/ }7 j# n, H6 }: Z0 |- G8 a3 x1 I多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

/ |: I2 D+ k% ?7 p  J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ l5 S4 y7 P! X! v4 ]2 ^她是大学教瘦？
; a5 g' K8 h. X大学教胖还差不多
4 x5 U9 F/ r2 q8 n& @# Y/ q她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* T# S& Z  P# d紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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