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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 Y1 w8 m$ V5 [1 N; y" l& U* b
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so2 B" C! x& F% ]
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The9 G4 T# U1 V$ S) Z5 {  a/ K
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I& l% ^+ a- N* ~' o
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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) ]' {$ H( Q4 v+ F) \: I You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep* a( u3 K2 I5 z# Y: Z* h! V9 Q
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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# }. g; O8 k5 z. t6 q) B/ sThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his  X8 F- N3 ]! E
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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& p. d0 k9 E7 E; r/ w8 M/ M, mHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( s3 ^2 Q! ]% @# q2 Q9 ?three legs, and comes down with four?' & |5 P; s4 R% M
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour0 |) p& ?0 |) g: `
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and" n3 T4 \* a- `& {" v
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He( u& k* D) x. N+ w  v% ?/ G
wakes the newfie up and asks, 2 K. S' G! G! c! R; i

5 s9 x" i1 F$ g5 d'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and/ |: |$ g. ~" J
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5: [) e  T+ l' r* X0 g' x
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ' ]1 P6 }4 w$ P# A9 q3 M* d" W7 q  d
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ( R3 A$ B6 W7 E' B3 T
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, : t8 m7 B5 u9 c& O! t# y! V
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct3 Y: X$ b7 T/ D: Y4 Q- l, w) D( O) ?

, Y" G, S1 w# r>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research & @5 W7 `8 D. e$ W
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a . [# o/ L2 f0 Z  \# h
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 J) R$ b: T- f>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 s& ?# W% U* J>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three: l$ q6 s7 o' f8 U  {$ x" h
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: \+ i6 [4 {2 r1 d6 b8 n>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ) v9 o1 J4 W& H2 b
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand - i+ V  g) Z! ]( N* }
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 " j% S! g( a3 k2 D, @: w
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ c+ \' N' u# U9 [- n5 w. tthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:; X/ c5 [) T" c0 i6 X6 ?* }7 w) V
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
& u  b: z+ t- A$ i1 |好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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4 F. H0 c. F+ t  Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:  g  m% b; S# x7 L0 T
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
* K% \: }& y. c$ M- O5 x0 A2 N好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

2 [+ e2 ]) R' k% J+ K真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 1 P4 B- p/ W* S( G% t3 _* z

% t2 v4 n3 G. ?9 J真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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1 [' {; c/ O& a  e8 r9 E0 v' e# l; m! T真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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4 u  f( U6 b9 [, p2 o+ {; T真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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2 p7 }& ^, `1 r别把我往坏路上领啊。

) r# d( v' j6 u! ?: P! k7 R5 T7 P1 v你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - y3 j1 u6 y  N
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 & {8 n9 b- q7 f' k  z

! f+ S4 J0 f" C( I8 I  f真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 8 ], r/ p& y$ k. L
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

% R5 `  K/ P7 Z" L2 w0 r( M她是大学教瘦?2 N" l- t+ H, D! m$ Z
大学教胖还差不多 ! y2 q- n$ n) Y  q) R: J3 P
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ( u# H) e( B; K' l
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 K$ B  G8 L8 s& a1 E) q% M说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 J8 e; w% `8 J' K紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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