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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 w- b+ y" t, ^; [. Y- r
the newfie would like to play a fun game. , i3 `8 p! L' h0 y" G
  
1 V8 g1 I3 C: ?8 C# `' d7 u; Y  f The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so3 o9 O! c9 b2 Q4 J3 t! P+ i
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The% A$ q/ N4 i5 T9 g$ E
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% x4 W1 Z5 \8 l2 hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,) q) P* j) ?+ Y4 B* v
you pay me only $5. 6 L" w! z% Z9 f  G% h; l9 |, C# I

3 r0 L& p# k% C! ^9 K You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ i, q$ m7 N. S will pay you $500.
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. j& j* r" i% f1 \. r4 [ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( P' T# [7 w( O, @% `the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's+ ~( `6 f: i4 S- \. I; j
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' : \1 K& [0 b& o0 ?0 Q9 [
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 x# q* N' ]8 T: j( kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.( T% ~' N# j9 l3 @% l) x  e4 }

5 ]# L% K' S- j- L9 WHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) `2 {) r9 q1 gthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all; j3 [3 E) v4 h% I+ P
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 v5 ^' c2 S( o: Zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' V9 u. b8 U8 {of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
( [$ F+ y! y: X3 ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He2 y7 `+ J$ P2 x/ ]0 t7 B
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $52 P! S' S4 B$ Y3 t( o) e
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the5 ]2 T1 H* |6 y' m

/ u( |" @- p% |" ~5 k/ \1 @1 G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 6 w) R! \! v5 n6 m& f+ B8 b/ R. C
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ) J: A1 ~6 t& c8 q3 w- D
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& ?# A) @4 C/ k! A7 ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ Y; l( I; ?! _' a- M" }>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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, w* g1 B0 u: R: Y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 P& O  {: P" f& S>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a " Y8 A+ O: H$ }
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ' Y5 d6 G$ ~: Y" K* P3 @0 p$ E3 S
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 x8 L' O+ V6 z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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3 u" E0 a/ \& e7 _3 s4 @- O>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: [, Q1 n+ s% s9 ]: k2 N, _" z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the , x; k. ~# ^9 |9 L$ @. t# E
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 6 y" W" }6 i: X7 L! w; T, M
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 , y+ s) }  _* d5 m
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; R' a. V% H; z8 Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 C( |5 {/ t: N' V) {' e" [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) ]' t- r( x% \9 _the newfie would l ...
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- {+ O6 A, N& z! L" _# q! X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:; ^5 u0 d7 y, }3 f* j
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, i5 f8 z& n' c# A/ I. F2 I好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 m* c* b1 P; X7 o3 Y, a加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. O/ j2 g! s1 B- D% ]真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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1 b( i- Z& I) S4 P+ ~- Z  ]( `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
1 J0 q- @$ t5 q8 r“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
* d3 t) v4 W3 K好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

8 {. k8 @4 P1 }0 U6 ~4 }2 d真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ ~, J5 q$ [: s( u1 W7 t真聪明,偶像啊

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9 A: F4 v% i5 T! Z! ]全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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7 e) g! r. k1 }7 N# l0 o全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 9 j  k( U- T7 Y2 b, \3 m5 U8 s
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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% \% n# ]) m; D: U9 U别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! ]8 K+ y6 A1 g5 w  m加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / T+ y! G2 `& {4 G! \4 t1 E( r
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真博学,偶像啊。

/ {* b5 D" p1 D! V大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 % b% G; U" x/ m6 n( N+ u0 o

9 e0 F  v- G' T4 L) C& I' `3 d大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & V' r0 v0 b& D% L
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) f4 z5 m  ?4 J: Q5 V1 z3 E$ S说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ) f2 n; D) G/ }- [
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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