Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 S3 Y, {3 S) U- F$ fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: w& c; k+ H! `9 {. U he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 P( ]. T* h2 ~ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 H9 y1 g! X4 D6 s1 x9 Byou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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7 y' o$ P0 {# v& M8 _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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! s% i: s$ F8 i2 H- X' JThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 [$ ~$ b6 Z# A6 V3 g- Q& CHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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! {; k2 w* r+ Z* y  DThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 p7 Y, M0 l! c$ i6 C: Yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 O; M9 t5 G4 E. k' c# |# ]; bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: }  j3 M8 y& I$ {; {8 A; Xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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7 s/ v7 P" F5 e# [$ [The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 g1 M; h  Z9 Z& D>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% d8 B& m8 R$ ^1 M: G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

9 Y( |2 E+ i1 N, B$ K, N>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( r( K8 R) m: I( p4 p( d>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% f# w  X+ h) [* j/ J0 X5 J' ^>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 f* d* q; p3 \" n6 F>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 \( M; U$ K7 Y  n1 w6 z8 g$ N>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  A2 `; S- X. P7 z1 T>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& U3 d! q2 u0 `7 f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ O. w: d& q3 ]! f5 n% B2 b>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 W- D6 z- u6 ~; R' ~' ?( Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 V0 y6 [% k' K% k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ m* o, T3 R. d0 H" s( o好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ j5 t  p' y1 W& }/ J加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 L* m# D+ Z, R$ u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 K. t; E& Z/ S5 a' T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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2 U6 V8 E) O% v3 z2 }" j" H1 e全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

0 L) E- R4 h7 ?. u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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8 R/ ^5 c4 W' H" Y3 r  Z别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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5 S  w% e) Q: \别把我往坏路上领啊。

' N: o! j$ }6 {  x你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( J- d: J% H3 B真博学，偶像啊。

2 j8 {: y) S" Z2 k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ ]: Z/ K, u' b她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
8 T9 b! W; o+ Y$ b) v% J% [8 J. V她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& L) `) |* g; Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 p6 r6 b1 h  f3 o- y7 @/ P说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢