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+ H+ Y+ ~% j7 C i) I, ^% elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: z$ u/ |% O" c& s+ [4 s/ @" I8 y. ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 v: _& r) l2 d" F$ ^+ R0 R9 s/ |the newfie would like to play a fun game. . H3 F/ }: P# v1 H* G3 _3 e/ _1 x* \
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ A: b; Y; B7 ^7 H1 S he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 N# v9 K( O" ] lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I- D5 G- E5 C& f6 `. z
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: _) l+ _' B4 y/ R1 _7 ~2 `( \6 dyou pay me only $5. , c. x ]. k: o; s+ Q2 e/ m
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I2 @2 g" U. V/ [0 k7 e: J9 W
will pay you $500.
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! e! D' b$ F! t+ T1 y0 e$ X This catches the newfie's attention and to keep& Z8 M, D( A! Z- q1 l& z
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 4 ^! }, N2 i: v: t/ G( J
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's. |, _# ]% E( ]0 Q) i( g
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 1 [2 w( W* Y s+ @, P+ v- v
! z* t6 L8 H+ y' `$ IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his# m6 G8 d& \. `1 s2 u$ f
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the& z9 o0 u' I9 q: z" }
lawyer.
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' Y) \& @1 N) XNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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1 W3 b' H6 [3 _5 _) O- I8 [5 ^He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
0 y. i( H/ i+ |/ H2 X7 O0 r6 c5 lthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% E; _# ]* k# S8 |references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 W N6 {2 e% R1 [1 u( m5 F% m, wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour% } \9 ], [" d* ~
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and W! m& f: Y$ Q
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 V- [% S" N# S( z2 Qback to sleep. / W/ v( w2 i, r3 k) S0 Z j
8 y' \4 g7 _4 [8 u/ PThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He# e( n$ b2 p" e# P5 v/ E
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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% b) Z. g" I5 L* C$ f'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and( I; y9 q9 h* d' j ]! I+ N% l6 T
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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