Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 }; V' L7 E3 R; F& C: C3 @2 ~& Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. X! M5 o9 y6 N6 K7 ]( E% Gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  f. F1 e! j& O; u$ j8 ] he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 I; u7 f7 z, {0 o6 _2 n, [ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- F# P! ^. }+ D! _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

5 i1 g3 W) b/ k* ^/ i' X You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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( M; R7 J% N  |3 B/ y* { This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% }8 e2 H/ }5 C$ K. f- cthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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2 a7 }5 R* f0 `( pThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

  `3 _2 n" g- n6 }; ]The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. q0 x. F: C5 K' o$ |' A& Hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
0 L( `& _# U/ f. H8 h6 {% Rlawyer.

7 u, w$ _0 _. d4 k; vNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

) P  |3 ?' T, f& bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 ]  p  K  c4 P1 c( Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 g& _, Y6 i7 U; l7 Bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% E3 o! b  _* h7 Y  `2 @% jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 c1 S( J' v6 H8 }hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

8 R. d/ T6 O" _1 e6 N$ AThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 g$ U" F9 C, Rwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

  i, V. X& q7 X0 ]2 _4 h/ V/ ~( \* ?* RThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
. b1 o8 i+ i' a8 e) I! K; z" C4 Y2 kand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 m) V% Y9 s4 q>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% z) }( _. I9 a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' l* ~. {, u! w" \/ y% W>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% m7 G* e9 q* p% c. s>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 Z! Y: |/ X  K: j* @2 G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

# I0 R2 G5 {4 o/ E$ v4 ?, N2 U% X>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  j- J; A& Y: o8 f. d7 I) ~>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 J7 o" X4 N5 ~; \8 ]; m; z1 xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ W* V5 r2 E( i: P) _+ W' D8 y8 elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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& Y& |& }9 ~* `' y: F0 ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ }- ^# h% B% F0 a8 o; a加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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; z6 V8 x2 v' d
5 x0 ~$ x5 Y" }! ?& c: J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 Q$ y" b" F9 m4 m“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& K( d1 Q$ ~8 ~/ x8 N! L  T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 l5 F" ~2 C# d2 [真聪明，偶像啊

' H8 g# v. m5 P! F' N0 X/ n8 B+ s全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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. ?3 g3 X, m, [全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

& M5 n0 A5 B5 c/ s真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) U8 B9 K# R; K) p% t7 t# M: p加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; {/ Z8 ?3 P" K6 f5 H* i真博学，偶像啊。

# {: d  j  H8 b+ b3 ?% U大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
$ y  s* J; E) M, U9 e8 l- T大学教胖还差不多
. n2 _, F) _7 l& Y' B她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( `5 q0 ~# c  T说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( V% Z3 `! m2 Q# d2 C# T) d" V# }紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢