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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if, [( Z; [7 h6 F4 C, v$ G6 |% H$ l& F
the newfie would like to play a fun game. + _$ y& ]' w  [( Z2 S. h8 _
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 B/ f) p5 Y" {- N) }# Q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 d1 X* G- t9 l' D3 J lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  S' U; S" u/ Cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ p0 ]/ m- N7 D  J& M/ @7 Xyou pay me only $5. 8 ~$ Q' V5 [, W9 f- F! t
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I/ G" i5 [: H9 S  q+ f) H, g. Z
will pay you $500. 8 J  R, p0 ^* j/ ]& h; L

; w6 ]8 B/ j& i+ m4 M/ S This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 n, N& z8 s' I( x8 s6 m) jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' + X6 i! \$ Q* a, h$ S; O, y6 b4 \

8 x% J: r5 s4 i' D1 x4 s7 r1 B3 PThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* |! r: f: [! a9 w1 qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the$ v! `4 l# Z3 I' V) S) g' F* W
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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; _& o* X+ ]* `, Q5 V- @4 Z: JHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with+ C, Y' V% O/ O+ s$ B2 N: N3 m
three legs, and comes down with four?' : p' w+ H+ m( M+ x1 S6 H
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all% l% y. a/ x0 U% A; b3 ~
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all; l3 S! k8 q  Q$ R
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour$ G  C8 _0 a3 y: Y
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and, L' v: `/ c8 y# Q. u/ d
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right! N9 _" V; X( e) `5 K
back to sleep. - Q. V. o2 k  n0 e4 m! p) d

$ k% O: t# Q1 ?7 rThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' J. E5 D) t' b2 t6 j' y% `wakes the newfie up and asks,
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, H! [+ S3 K  b'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and$ D, I' L( ?& A9 z* g6 y' V
comes down with four?' : l" x  h) F. \8 ~+ n

2 I/ K/ x" R) oThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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大型搬家
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!" R" F4 i& E& V8 I/ k! |9 g
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 2 V$ D) J/ g  K3 O- o1 ?
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 z( p0 C+ Z# D>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, H( @2 ?7 ~  j>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct5 B0 c+ G, i4 g* t/ `& @* i& k
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ' z; I8 f; S- _0 \. ~7 a4 @
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 2 P: Q, P$ E! {0 m/ Z+ t- k
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ( K# v9 U$ p* y
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* |0 `+ i- C- D* l. D2 {>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* x* E, [( D  K; x0 L( n$ ]1 D>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 V, j5 A5 d% v8 A; X>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! a0 r8 ]* h, B- h  h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand , ?. A; W* V9 {: {! F- x
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 6 j6 p; g9 R7 H0 u" j
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a6 {* ?2 Q' @" ]  [- n! U% n4 k3 @# D
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ o' c$ K( g' ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 e/ r2 z& H+ f" D1 Athe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: n9 p* x6 g/ T# Y
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,0 Z6 m: |( N: n2 A3 f3 D+ x) {
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ z' {$ e0 w8 s! p加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: }) U5 M! ^3 O% W4 o真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:3 ^( M1 }: W3 D
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" j# ?, T# H( y好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

/ a7 T3 W* o, V; c, @- k/ M% j真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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2 Q8 W+ k% O: Z别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ( t! Z& ]+ Y2 _: K  W! n
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

& R6 ?) U- i1 i; L  s, d你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* ?+ E/ _, B. n& u加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 A4 Q' s1 C2 p" i1 z多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 : m6 _, G" G  }% L

! w! C  Y2 ?* q$ j9 w真博学,偶像啊。

/ m$ h1 r% |- v9 X  T大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 : @' [0 ?: I" g2 y  F$ j
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?+ a: q( ~4 \; K- ?- z+ ^! S& y
大学教胖还差不多
9 ~1 e$ s0 c& M3 O( b3 R: _她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 X) m. }% Y& I) F/ [9 c
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- Y4 J" n# g3 w* i8 o说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  r( P, \# h# _  n+ i紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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