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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* a8 X& K, p6 [/ c; H
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# u2 }' ]: D$ A0 ^; c( l, @1 athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, b9 Q9 N* x/ y4 X5 t7 bthe newfie would like to play a fun game. - m9 {. b6 ^8 g, b) e
  
' z+ Z8 Y5 }2 | The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so! {2 g) |. l% E+ I3 A
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The# Y9 V4 i- @2 w+ }
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I3 n' C# ?, H5 f" M: A
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,8 r8 V7 L. S+ |; f1 W* I5 M
you pay me only $5.
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" m4 D, `* M9 V$ |/ ` You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep/ P- t+ a& V, H  _
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer. 7 S! O$ P' Z1 y& ]( }
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.3 ?) T1 h7 p! u& |
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with4 \4 l7 }# y2 ^: T8 V" Q
three legs, and comes down with four?' 6 L1 V" {) `9 G- t0 T# I2 }

$ S2 A; _7 c% w& uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ V6 k8 [9 O( L8 lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all5 }( K$ p0 Z; R( @" v4 R' x
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour& W2 |8 n: Q/ ]+ K" I) g: K
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 G+ q& l+ ^% g/ b: @$ J# P. Zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 i. H' o7 [( g  J  z- nback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and% k+ [0 a) {. x8 z$ Y% C
comes down with four?' 9 M# u( w( J3 ^- _0 ]- X; ]# N

! E1 Z  a! @1 b, s4 RThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $53 B/ `6 m8 n' g6 j8 h
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 t& U4 J; t  y+ B>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 7 {0 @" i9 |" O2 r0 I, x
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 1 X$ |* }7 M* I$ R: B5 z
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct; Q7 `: ?( Q+ O1 l
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 F8 ], J$ Z& [! Q. p>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a $ V- k5 y9 T; n9 A  }$ W3 a/ u1 i) q0 c
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more & M  c2 P% n1 B7 p" M+ F
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, Z3 ^$ a; I3 k4 B. M1 j  ]) w6 `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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. B' w, t* Q0 Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 ~# D2 e3 w. O$ [( b& m>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( i) t5 o! {- @4 h% W) C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand $ F! ^# ~) x+ @8 s; @7 ?
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) ~# x/ ?- t) R9 T  N- mA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a, h$ }! n% y8 o
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ D' S3 i; s1 w- zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' O4 z7 N) {8 r/ X8 p9 xthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:! q! L2 Q! c/ e* R/ K
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,2 M) h' h4 R, j! ~7 v5 v! `* n, i* H0 ]
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 E- K+ }; g+ m) x$ ]" i4 Q: N加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. @( `7 X4 w; j% A. @真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ! }# g" G* S" x
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& s+ z$ ?3 g$ K7 U6 Y' {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ G" \8 f1 m1 q! `. @真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 * V2 B7 v; R* e4 t) D( S

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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, }  Q4 D9 t4 E, @0 ^% C+ l真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 / R9 @# I/ i* J( X. f
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 g1 v/ D7 y) E2 X4 E- F你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " h4 F1 {6 _2 m/ T/ {! Q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) ?& f+ a/ s& W. D- b- j多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 7 m$ V1 b5 h) q  J8 j
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 0 c* L# C* @* M+ p

5 ^' y& ~3 i6 c  }8 ]! S  Z大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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8 a9 a2 B& C  \( g7 z她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ K) o0 g( E2 D1 }' r. D* [2 a紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 x: y" G! ^1 K! s/ I* z
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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