Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% s% ~0 g$ E+ bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' z: s3 Y9 u# z4 U- z# ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- J, _; f$ `. s+ o he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 J6 v" `  T8 p% h' o* ~/ q% ^: `ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ D* Q  \; u! p1 M/ I  f9 c! e4 kyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  K/ [' _8 L! A8 L& R3 o will pay you $500.
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- y+ \% Y: d2 [9 c" Q. w This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

# {1 `' A3 D$ Q( uNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 k% E+ }  I7 Y5 D- Athree legs, and comes down with four?'
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) |% A6 x- o. l. p  N3 Z, b' I9 ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 j) y$ X  \- i: O: X1 Ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- G. O. V! @$ `% Cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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: d9 e+ k+ X2 V, S0 W/ G0 E* P'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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8 u5 [: g, Y3 K: w+ N; S4 ^Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- X* ]/ ]* a# N; S. W5 l% U$ s>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 Z8 |% f7 I5 t>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  }# }- H' c5 {1 s+ F/ v( }>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

9 _: D- M7 J9 x" u1 G: W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 I, p2 ~# s7 e  [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 ]+ V1 G5 E! z5 b; T; T; a8 R>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 a/ G+ A4 e3 U" ~4 b/ ]>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

6 g# E$ g) W* y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( D# r% d. P8 d0 \2 I>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; w, D7 L! K* K/ N5 w7 d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. Q8 x. Z8 _. {) T6 T1 j1 yA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, W3 G6 N' c& p; n1 f, Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! O( T! E5 w/ d1 @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 L$ Y* _9 t2 S5 xthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 a. L0 D: J6 ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ P: [$ _" Z( h! d. e真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ @3 q* }) J* \/ w+ J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  w" D2 Q6 Z5 a0 q6 l真聪明，偶像啊

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; l. \; U8 {/ q0 K2 A7 b2 {全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


, \) [* \# a8 W0 B6 J8 ?全盘接受一下。

, _, ]# ]' R% N8 T2 C真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ l: ~& u7 \& {: m! V  l真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; `; O4 g: i2 r- U# r5 c- o$ E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 W7 n  H7 S/ D# x  T$ P  o多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

& d0 x3 f6 W; P8 ?大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
- J5 d8 c; a& W' N% Q4 o大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 Y; i3 V: P1 u0 Q说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 Q, u+ {$ t7 T  t  V$ A8 V. B紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' g  F. N8 t1 B/ p3 O. L哈哈，你们在这开小会呢