Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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" w, B; D( i$ r- W3 i9 ~" ~$ D% f The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 H% I/ A3 X# U6 N0 Aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

/ T8 t0 X) l6 \, @- h You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" i6 e1 |7 D* P! u will pay you $500.
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9 ~  i4 A- a. a% D; K( i This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, W! q! K) k' y- {8 S( S, U8 E6 X/ Athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& Y, i0 A, V8 Y0 m- q4 Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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( b7 W9 p5 _) n! n* G# oHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, Q! k5 ]4 Y/ b# k7 N% Gthree legs, and comes down with four?'

: K9 j. \. P5 }The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( A' T9 I3 p# m8 H, freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 f) {* `- G3 e( I+ ~! |the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" J) G* d/ p5 Q. Rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  U7 w) h; Y7 c: _. B+ Ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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6 N$ a  M0 g8 o; x, AThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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: Y! D. J7 A! I4 X2 j, Z& \+ WLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

- z: S  a9 Y( S5 p' H% K- m' k>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; j- x/ X+ u/ @8 Z* }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& s9 P& |) K7 {+ n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& U( Z' ]3 }. [1 m7 B) M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 V& J2 J+ |# a/ ~( J- X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. P/ G. n3 F) l4 T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 }0 ]# e! i* w8 {, M* x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

8 w9 @; v, Y/ i  `& o真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

1 r: u, q* W/ C4 _- D全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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( D6 q, w4 S4 q& w+ G6 B/ h& ]7 F全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ e4 Y8 z/ @, J% b- M% Q  c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; `) C. U1 B8 H, ^5 D# X她是大学教瘦？
% l& G5 g3 m- ]大学教胖还差不多
, O- t, c6 s7 |. I) b! X她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 a, [+ V8 U& ~$ c& J; Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ I& M/ q- ]& H, C8 z哈哈，你们在这开小会呢