Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# v3 F2 e* N" Z; M& V" zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. z' Y2 j+ ~* W8 @you pay me only $5.
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! u# q6 k1 a* v: n; [ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 e; E0 `" W& x5 r. Hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ W' j* k5 r2 f5 m) ]1 S2 P: Z( C5 }the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: ]. b; C! M1 }- ?pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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6 {8 O& C+ _  p7 J, {& ]( BNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

9 U2 R  Q' `" BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: A, r- V# B7 @! L. nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- G4 \7 F6 P/ s, u+ U  ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% E- A* `, ?+ V1 Y% V6 t% _# _! V8 \back to sleep.
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$ ^7 e& {% M5 j5 O9 x$ B" D& o2 ~  IThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 E& ]2 a3 o8 \wakes the newfie up and asks,
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5 ~) t0 m1 B6 [/ k6 u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  N. h" b& s) `8 T3 Y  zcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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$ x, J4 R) z5 iLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& D5 D+ q! D; r7 i6 a6 I" i>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 f( [6 F( T( h' y8 p% _. _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

( N+ a$ C/ Q4 ~2 s) b1 H: m$ U>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! ?, b( u* g9 ~% [9 x7 _>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" y1 A: \3 ]6 p$ X7 `. X4 L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* u6 W: r8 l  [% }6 X2 c" b>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# V9 G9 g$ ^1 j* Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 M6 p% X4 ]8 V. r3 F8 ?the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! J- ^: F2 s& K9 u! o. S8 V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 i- O" B4 I. t8 Z2 ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. P5 Y, b2 p6 T/ Z7 ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 Q6 S$ V' R9 n/ _  F3 o* e  a0 }, s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 v* s+ q: f. [3 e* l) D( |' J2 q1 [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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( l5 `5 `' o, s* n! j& ^3 o6 I全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

. k6 d$ `% i% F* o# R5 V3 \; o4 h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

! M/ \# @2 D; k* `* f% r7 Y: Q1 t- ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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# [) N2 J. u/ K" K别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ c8 p7 u# {3 ]# W. [; `# Q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ j  X6 P4 R, }! s* j4 b4 k5 S4 V真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
  D0 n4 v$ P, E. G" c4 A* R她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 s: V0 q* M5 C! [, Q, _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢