Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 `$ e' p+ c) i; t* O9 l4 H
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ o# w3 M' l3 i1 |0 gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if6 K- I9 z3 k$ Q- p% k- A- _
the newfie would like to play a fun game. . j, U7 f0 C) V" h! e
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 D6 d( j( E! M he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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$ A% `. z3 I! x& ~2 Cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% r. M6 ~. z' Q) l) n; @2 xyou pay me only $5.
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1 M: |0 r1 r( s3 t! ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I/ s/ D! _& t) q) n4 s* X' S( x
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep! j; u& f* \" c8 P+ X2 b- j. Y& W
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. * {8 e) w. L3 C7 W

( [, [( @8 e, E+ h( a& vThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ V' X2 E. M; }4 k  N* c0 [the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ) \% G; q" k" y, A7 J

; c, O% N. p4 z6 DThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his' M/ e5 d/ C3 D; y% }4 \1 V. f
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the) F1 ?% I! S8 A1 p& F0 m
lawyer.
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- J! v! J0 w  M/ C* i& nNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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4 M; h' h! }5 Y% ]He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" T7 W7 R5 i% q# T+ J3 W' Rthree legs, and comes down with four?' , G, A/ z- j( N& l! d, C3 k
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: C  x9 g1 T- oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 P  ]5 H/ e. Dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 v' y4 K2 Y/ ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 ]- v1 F8 A  U( ]8 Yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right% P; g* D- J' |8 d- H3 \
back to sleep. . J, Q! |. W  l5 h7 z( L4 Q

5 F; S7 r, ]7 G: U4 ~/ dThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' N( v5 |/ H+ F! Q' C" _8 ], Swakes the newfie up and asks,
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. x4 E0 b5 J% {, `  w, b'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and! [( Y3 l8 y2 ~) o* [
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5+ Q% B& ]7 q- p; Y* S' R$ `' [
and goes back to sleep.3 e, D/ H- h! G  i4 v
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ! K8 |8 ^- g3 ?* Z' R
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! J3 V J5 Q7 k* T' [' l' o8 f! ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , @. `; [7 V0 ~9 K
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：( r2 ^  A/ t% @" x& S
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ k0 H" I) ]  w, \- J; ~+ F* [" r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 - N- x! g: I1 ?0 S5 h2 o" B
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 * E% @5 s, n \$ E: R
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" X+ i4 |7 A# M5 l真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 5 D ]' |5 x1 z6 k- v# K5 I- `
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 @7 k" B6 U/ E1 p8 j0 W/ `真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 }8 Y6 h) r x4 k: j# N
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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