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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( C- k/ T( O5 `5 g0 \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ S: p. Q8 p& Z6 Q  v  ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* l, v9 s( L8 |1 W! g: wthe newfie would like to play a fun game. ( B4 f( f, s$ K5 o3 P# @7 x% z
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so3 T! a7 E' i; e9 ^/ d8 q
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The. D' M4 c, {( U! D) [1 c  Q
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( A. x5 _# P- N; F" Y5 B7 l) a6 _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, i7 ^" E) T" B- Z+ _2 W& T. G' u0 Eyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I  v5 d# b: r; K5 a# h' f' ]
will pay you $500. 4 Z$ k4 }  x4 P% \% Y6 R! [: n; Q
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ W" }4 Z/ f6 a0 rthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 5 q- w4 {8 `( v3 i

8 t$ u+ ~. {: \4 S* ^4 `: p: `! U2 MThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, J3 t! ^+ l/ ?# ]% P8 ~0 xthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ( t. H/ q& e/ j; ~% g/ `- [6 F

/ I* m2 q5 l4 L% HThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his* h1 N) @- }. u0 h6 p; f4 r. A# t
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the( s, C3 H6 O) F% Y* E' ]4 m8 u
lawyer.
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/ N" S" k4 y% {; ]* j1 t; a) f& G$ i8 VNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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3 r& q' f; e" }9 `. G" EHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with- h) Z6 I- S- R1 y! [  [  K
three legs, and comes down with four?' % E  {) K  I$ r0 u( ?5 c
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all2 t* K" y; S1 s" u- C* W! A* [
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and: S5 B; W/ K+ U* Y; i
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right9 a2 D! j4 O3 }) p9 i* u
back to sleep. % G1 {6 t5 t& x  [. g! }

( `' M8 @" ^6 F. _+ P3 Y9 VThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He6 R& Q" Y3 r5 c6 j# s% M
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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, }, v0 h0 i9 c3 p'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and, n, A$ e3 s" X' Q- |
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5/ @) m! N* ~- c; ]. ]3 ?$ M" u9 V- \
and goes back to sleep.6 A. K6 A$ K7 s, m# }0 w+ B
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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3 v6 j- R- {4 e: dLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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/ ~" @8 j) z& R! _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  ]* O  ?% Z. g2 Z. ~3 e" f>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 {( G& z4 \+ o# ~>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the   ]! X% b1 E, p2 @* z: f9 d0 x  `. E9 Q
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( ~* E: y: X, [$ x; w7 ]>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct, C4 x, P6 ]) \- S$ i

6 m' T) x" v$ `! t>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 {. j# m" G) v  C. q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a $ a$ C7 w% ^7 p7 ^% M
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; x  t! ~- a3 P( J4 Y+ \>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& q5 x* P1 v4 ~. B; t>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three, C$ j" Z$ C" r* B7 w! w
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# H% h# I+ O1 s; c$ l4 R3 G>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 L5 `& Y# z) L" E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand , B8 w% Q# v" R2 O$ K1 Y- j
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 9 S  ?. a' L% i# l5 M
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if& Z% d- {- R$ A! A# X
the newfie would l ...

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# ?! V5 I3 [. ~# W+ `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
; m2 \: |6 W$ [! b# F“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
7 w/ W7 f; }; \9 K' g好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 & L8 K0 k: W* @- s  \
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
( D  B$ O# k# ^% N( O3 u1 V" Z7 G“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,  O& ?; B" s' m6 E
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

( j3 h6 e- w  x/ A% R/ v9 \8 m真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # |' y# D1 L$ j

# N0 Y4 g6 h7 P) x- ^- ]( x; h) v5 s  L" O真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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! e+ d+ [) Y. F  [4 E" m( i$ i- M全盘接受一下。

6 y! L6 R& }' C  x真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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* f8 d- d+ ?( s2 M* @真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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( ^! b/ K$ O8 U+ v2 N% y/ Q别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 0 X8 i# N& z# j2 v0 q( q
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! q# ]# b9 n7 ~9 q2 H加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 v" [6 E( d3 ^8 W  s多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

: O- @/ C7 t& W- d' P# H9 d4 e8 B大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 : u) U7 y! ?. T

$ x. t+ i3 U7 ~( g大学教授哦,能不剥削?

* D, j% A0 ~( n她是大学教瘦?4 ]  s9 [0 a. l. z" ^% A8 a/ s
大学教胖还差不多 % K8 m) v2 l  }* Z% n/ u5 z
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 Q# Y& S( ]  d. v0 D( m' D8 A紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# \. j( i- N0 M" d, y说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 3 J) O. `/ @) e
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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