Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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5 E' [; a5 E% w8 A- O, Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 V3 ?" R  R$ B: [' A: O
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 7 _% }/ E$ l! N! }7 {
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so3 w# P' `( }' y1 P
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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. L) L- {$ x: R( h# Task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,6 m3 @, M# G; Y
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I1 ~" l  i- f# n# F
will pay you $500. / E' y+ U0 J6 D

  r% O; c8 q* a* ]" K7 C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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1 X+ J* c' U3 t# Y, _' [( K' |1 \The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's4 W/ i  K# y9 A0 y" {/ v5 f
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' & H& h6 r3 I  p* t/ k6 n
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: q8 ]3 S/ a+ G+ z$ w4 fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the$ i- n, I3 |( a3 v! d- B
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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3 B- ?* E, W3 N' \9 wHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with& g- p" P: `& n" P# H6 J' O  a8 W0 W
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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) H7 b9 P4 }& P9 YThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour. P: }7 y: H9 E, Y$ Y, L
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and8 [0 v% d- H7 m0 ^1 ~, J( U
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right6 ]# g  @% O7 Y( n
back to sleep.   o8 k% T0 R, e! V. [

( [1 ?* r% `' L& o0 C1 E/ HThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: }  J* r6 t+ L  swakes the newfie up and asks, 7 W4 `0 }& I( \" a1 U0 ~

! `( ^# C* D: c'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
% ~( C# K6 s, w$ k& lcomes down with four?' : r6 S$ L4 U6 y6 Q: M: V. O! Y
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 6 e3 L. }; ~% F" g
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 n& r+ _+ Z! e
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ X9 u7 ]0 \3 \! k& c& J加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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8 }2 q5 |5 w; \5 R' q' p, ~$ y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. O/ j" M! d8 \* I: c& Y8 T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，0 v) U4 |& Y: P0 ^# W5 m
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 " u i. h3 ]( h9 {) f+ d) a
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 / ^0 M! D. T7 D2 D( v6 }

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 . v% h8 R5 A e1 Y

6 J5 E2 S. F* N/ C2 S- l& M' c' j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 7 ~- ?2 }" R( a

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, i( @! [4 ]5 z4 r别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 6 f/ Z/ J l! q& p7 w4 P! G6 [ |
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 2 V) _" H/ F7 s" x# K. s
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. d1 C7 Q: B) N+ {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- f) Q0 Y3 t2 @9 s; X9 r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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