Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; F  R$ \  _* R: J$ p- O/ othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; c4 p% _9 v4 S8 \ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, t$ v  T, q  E  }you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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8 b2 Q& J9 w: [9 i$ r0 \ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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" ^5 }8 |* w7 D- tThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: Q% q5 n) ^2 d# Pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( n: j% T$ F- d3 ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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6 ~# G6 R/ B* ]7 v  ^2 pThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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2 A: w  \6 C: L" Q% i'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& x) D& F* q# b0 a8 c* ycomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; r' G4 B( |5 X! S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* {. L3 F3 O4 R* a# p- w. d>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 u$ }- ^- M  m. a( J2 h( z! O! N>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 z8 N. V7 k, G- r" S. U>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 T" o0 j7 A' I& C# k>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

! D9 p- Z+ S7 W5 Y* J: D>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 W" \- e( \6 j& k1 m. l) b% |>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ M/ A5 d( _* V  X+ }% ?: pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 q6 G' I7 n, a2 N& j1 ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* i& g1 a  \$ bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; X2 G7 g: K. {. r: L' v' }the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ q, [0 J4 n0 {$ O6 U6 q4 ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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( z  x1 Q: i0 m3 R5 `1 g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 o* \7 Q1 e& h; x3 r' U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% c% i5 L$ J% e' ^+ O6 u5 x真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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7 b# b2 ^2 ?% g# r/ S$ E( \2 Z全盘接受一下。

6 @& {% t' ^, n# m; |' l真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

, Y( ^3 @7 p2 q! X; W你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ v1 P* t2 T( F- ~* a5 j' ?6 M多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# v4 V# [& k3 Y# O: V- G, [! x. c1 ~真博学，偶像啊。

' \: W) H- V( j7 j( j- a9 C$ S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
# B. O1 j; M6 P8 E1 S4 s1 m大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- b6 }4 C+ v) b: N& n* h. _' A* C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 T% C2 D$ F% D" q4 |8 ], l哈哈，你们在这开小会呢