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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a( k& u6 i: S& N: I
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb) k: V  {, L5 \& W( J
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 g! e( Z0 ]5 c$ athe newfie would like to play a fun game. 3 i8 D; n" u* h6 `
  
* _1 r; }# ]. U0 x# w The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) H2 V6 G% @4 z6 t3 v$ | he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 F0 q# ^+ `7 ^% d$ [0 o' b0 O9 f# j lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ H! `" B- A3 W9 \5 H' Oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,/ M0 s1 j6 a* j7 d; X
you pay me only $5. ; }. G6 W7 c) _- Q; H5 m% f

) N3 X6 w$ U, V6 p You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* P* I1 ~1 F# |8 ]: C will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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( {8 X2 X3 B7 J3 p/ ]/ {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's( @( q( F5 ?9 D% {. {1 X
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his. H  b, Y( `0 E. p" b
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the+ c  p4 M9 ^/ P8 K/ q& ?
lawyer. ; B* w: ?4 C; X% r4 U8 _5 [

9 K5 g, `7 a- E9 P7 e0 q  ]Now, it's the newfie's turn.; X& D7 Z0 c* h, t2 M

0 y% G2 B) F5 [  x/ mHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with& Q# s% m# A$ R
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% y& m: d5 B! S: X; lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& s* L, p5 p& |hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right4 e) |1 z1 M) _. h3 S
back to sleep.   p- ], f4 K, q7 {8 C/ @
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- i, [  b" W. Z+ G4 V/ T! Pwakes the newfie up and asks, 2 F+ z6 K8 R! s& ^

% ~4 e$ b; ^: [0 G7 S" U: j'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and) z& X% I1 C5 E+ H/ c
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 [! H2 F. ]" o$ [- mand goes back to sleep.: d7 k) g, X' Y
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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4 n" k5 {; F( j8 {% tLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two . |7 k* t3 @# D0 [  z* C
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ P# o! W* {( h% ?" \# U>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& @# K( m; w, H2 }$ q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 s" K9 {6 _3 K3 I5 ^$ u1 f>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research # b  L5 a' E! S: V  R0 S# V
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 E6 v0 \' G  R& B& q5 _3 H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 X$ c+ z) Q) T2 C>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 6 K$ T9 Q& T% m
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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3 ?* Z4 {( q7 a>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# M/ D' t- C8 P4 [; }>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the / O5 X$ t6 g, C2 R4 e* r" _" ~
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 4 K4 p0 q8 u# N: m
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- s5 e4 H" W- y8 SA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 ~( S2 ?* Z1 V: Y5 O9 T+ K* i; v
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! \, a) D; @1 c; n4 ?. }& z9 Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if& w+ R/ X- x5 W: h  _5 X
the newfie would l ...

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# k4 x. m/ m8 G5 q8 }; v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:% M  ]8 X! `! s. Y* Q
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,+ l& Z9 U4 M6 ]9 n- u
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 # s7 j1 j" n& B. K
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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0 c6 W. V4 w  R- o# P9 {9 w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:. N' V; n! D9 M- R4 W- g1 s9 ?
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,( U& w4 p- V- }: z$ @/ Z
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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0 E: Z9 U4 x; N/ r全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 : Y. W$ q9 T9 W& ]  x6 K, X

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- M' `" e8 b5 U) U$ ~0 ]  E全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 $ O# H' p6 U3 R

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, f: t- W, O" C别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 3 \  G/ x, {/ T
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 4 w' A( A# k8 ?8 Q" E
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * ]2 _; V5 C) t5 V' P

; I' D9 W2 R5 L( F9 M( v真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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  f3 O  L/ P  Z0 Q9 p( l大学教授哦,能不剥削?

( d" ^9 L' @0 Q5 w5 `% p7 w# L她是大学教瘦?
) {+ p7 X: N. E6 F7 ~0 r1 B5 r大学教胖还差不多
* Z" D2 ^) N9 t9 c她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* `* N7 K; q/ k7 {5 M& G( U* s4 v紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. q) M4 K% F& Q6 C5 l+ h说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & ^- ~% j' k3 U( G' i. g" S) v" f
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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0 E8 A, Z( O4 q4 ?8 O哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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