Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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0 \/ U: B& G" U The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( \& X+ J- r) b, c1 t) i: F he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 W+ }/ H9 I8 ?) v lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  ^( \$ M8 m  k' dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, X3 O' M# ]. Q& Syou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  _8 T' `9 p2 m4 I( Y' E& x will pay you $500.

" _2 E/ }" A/ `$ Z5 D This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' T/ c8 b$ w9 y, N7 O( othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 S# @3 u4 o0 I0 e- j6 X8 JThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- P/ b6 Y2 ]. U9 X9 M0 Uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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6 H2 x$ u- L9 g! R2 qThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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0 ^- L% m4 F7 ?7 K+ S( mNow, it's the newfie's turn.

5 G5 [# ^3 a( E: a. GHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' s% a7 e: z2 }/ k1 gthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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; C8 g* n# ~( E6 \8 {$ O; b2 ~4 oThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 n6 r5 T+ S+ K9 G3 q; U8 Uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- w; Z6 q% X& b7 F: gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, a* m* X: H7 m2 g# ~hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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" }- @4 o, }3 gThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
  k: H) @0 \6 c; O" h* owakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

& u7 K% H: B; UThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

! |$ J" D) |, f/ k. WLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 E0 X1 ^/ H0 ^$ a+ K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 E4 Z* C+ b8 v+ k+ g* W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 K* h, ]$ _/ J: h, AA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  \) _- c* ~+ |) \! {) uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# Q' e0 T4 u, x" l7 c; W) y. I! M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) m4 a) |3 l2 z7 E- S- U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& V9 i- b5 @+ {. Q- q; J1 f2 K9 n加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



1 M- C/ R# T  A6 y# O" U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 y& B  O, j1 {$ z% h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. q( r. E: e+ q9 `5 f+ n* Y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  x, Y* p7 w3 [" R真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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. L  p. V$ r8 T1 b) P3 _6 A全盘接受一下。

9 l; H- g; l0 B+ l) v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% K4 m. j. d" k# G$ y8 M0 F别把我往坏路上领啊。

( i3 i( L6 q* B3 h2 r你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( r' z& g# K3 y. l4 a# I+ O* R9 h加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 ^. z( y& `1 F. V6 q真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 P: e! G- k1 W& E大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
) ~4 K1 }* ]% {; h, a. H大学教胖还差不多
1 @$ b; {$ f7 R/ h! }, i她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢