Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 }, Q9 ?! o: d, v3 A he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& `4 i5 [4 ?2 V2 I% f3 hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* B( `# @5 D* {0 ^% Eyou pay me only $5.
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# O9 r  h- }3 l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

) @- m9 F. o: q- ~/ eThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; N/ L8 z- |$ n0 Z0 dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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/ X% p7 d# q3 N% K0 F' f# `The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; L# i' g$ W9 |6 \7 t; tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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% C' M& h9 Y" c2 ~2 z+ ?Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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) r* r7 ~. X" z- l( F9 C' mThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 h; h0 E9 g& [) p  _the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 S7 W4 k' u) s/ e# l: vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
$ k/ R0 d) f$ E: q' K7 jback to sleep.

% |1 {: h# v! E7 uThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ i7 |" P- R1 }$ j0 d% _3 Gwakes the newfie up and asks,

3 G, N# |% G# U3 F* _- N& L'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 ^7 ^7 ?+ Q( L$ X2 u$ rcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

" O8 j, M/ r7 K6 `0 d. {Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

  j  z4 {0 ~( ~8 O: }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; P8 t( C" N. M. v# }8 i>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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/ [9 B+ K7 g* s' J6 J4 g! D. }" O5 q1 z9 G>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 G, L6 s8 w+ `) l" r/ H" P>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

- _3 }6 B2 z. C$ ?$ k>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 g- z0 _3 w# U( R! r! J* z- h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 [- X3 m) n7 j2 P. B9 X5 s) lA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 k; Z1 ]) g, d6 B' wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' X. \+ \, Z( E  L- x% Xthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( J5 e! e' p* Z. g! n2 q* t  l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) r, ^7 s) z% M, t$ ^2 F9 z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 C9 |. e) c6 v  C" Z  W) c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; m+ g. }3 O  j/ z9 g# I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

9 y5 s& C8 j" a! b真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

! w3 @* U9 e: }* j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- g( a1 R. h7 s1 a5 H9 J7 e- [多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( _4 B* i) J: f# K, p, i) H真博学，偶像啊。

# D" l  o$ h  y1 z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
' N- r1 `: N* t1 q: r+ Z大学教胖还差不多
2 E! F! f) i/ i/ i  _) r7 y2 C她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" O5 W+ v+ @# L! \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ G) p+ T$ n) q! v  d说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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