Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! m9 u( Z6 }9 \) E! n; Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. X1 C9 a/ p% O( |2 W+ [# S7 ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
5 S( C( J6 a8 c4 Z# _( E% z9 u) l" r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% U4 D1 N% |# G$ m he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 }  i4 I" [. o! ?" B( P; Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& u; \( b( Z3 y/ zyou pay me only $5.
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3 j" s& s$ V" _6 ~9 l2 m1 m You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
# j0 T. f3 Q7 I$ z will pay you $500.
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+ F8 W: Z' n  W+ P- n! z$ y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
4 S: _$ l* u- G3 D. K3 O" j0 Y# bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

+ L- I4 w# }4 R5 a1 bThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
0 G! D  b) r! G( Dlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' R" h7 M/ l4 Q4 m" m, y$ v8 ithree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; L2 O( K' F8 h/ T; xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 D6 [+ O' }! d9 |( o2 U( hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 M0 O1 D# R) V- l' P$ [of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% [+ I$ Z# s3 Q. l! V# i  L! k; |back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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! a# w' k# y& f3 h6 v2 |: i>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 Z# j. g, P, G0 i>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

6 P3 c8 W& ]9 D0 K; A9 o+ C* N. Z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* X4 t& Z$ ?) g3 ^, H% |8 f4 Y2 E>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ c  {! ~: B8 K+ z8 b! B  g7 D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) Q, Z: i1 Z" u& k1 I. jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 Z. {% {5 I8 v. y) a! zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ E3 `8 X1 T- M  R& Rthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- l2 G7 a( ~! a5 S+ @; f1 n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% J' o  m9 Z; Z& l3 }3 r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! `/ Y+ ~5 Q; y1 f, |  ~8 m' d真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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+ ^! l7 y$ Q- i9 N) l& m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) I- R/ v7 Q4 R. P. o9 w$ ?; f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 u8 H  i& Y9 N- a0 u( m+ {! W真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


" E7 I! c3 I, P0 x/ x全盘接受一下。

& P  i# f: M, B" j# I4 }( K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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/ B+ l, }# {$ o% F别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 y8 F0 u, ^; C  N* r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 l- b! H( q/ q- W$ K) B% D4 h! J真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 {  y3 O, [/ ~她是大学教瘦？
/ C2 V$ y; Z- n' e7 ?9 V大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 o% @, k8 {$ l5 R' y% X- B, f( Q1 m6 N紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢