Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: Z9 ~, T! O! rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ G; S4 |' _; f% b) o$ k/ ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( d) Y8 H' Z0 i1 ]* x# N. c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% Y4 U. @5 b4 ?" |ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" o- U0 l& j: b$ ]+ dyou pay me only $5.
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  T5 F  A5 ^2 s8 Q) L8 h You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
% v5 O6 q+ O; c0 m5 ~ will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
0 ^9 G# F9 U# q1 O6 mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( W1 U( c) l0 \8 z6 @0 tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

1 x- i8 y. H: ^2 KThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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' w/ ]( o8 C" U9 H6 _- eHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 O& a9 z# n' |% D( Q' y/ h8 gthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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1 G+ B; M  _! W5 L6 rThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: l% b$ [& B( N/ G& |+ Sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' Y. [* F" B9 R" a4 `of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

! [$ Q! L6 O3 d  n( O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  C' I' a  g: p& O( \/ F1 ^comes down with four?'

1 q) M& g1 m' z4 HThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
9 j3 H3 Z. g# O! ]5 Zand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

, h5 z: R: z" T7 L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" N+ v$ }- s: S, [>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 Q- q4 b$ o9 a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

, m7 U/ k: }4 G: i' ?>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 t* T( U& b6 |( s9 s# C>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; T$ J/ c/ F4 y( T2 L) Z+ `+ A9 S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% A& a0 \- _. o6 e3 }! K; [  [>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& R0 n8 l" l) s  M# g' K>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( z/ U+ H5 s% {6 U  n( d; ?8 ^1 {" }) M>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 T5 I, e6 ?& Q3 u. m  ^A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 J; e. B) F. e1 J  `$ Plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& [3 p% x. \4 p6 ?! q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; {' T  B! E3 P+ X( [  G8 P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% Z5 n) T2 @# b真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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# p1 t6 E, E( i$ t  _  V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, l. D9 ~' c3 \5 m“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, X( t' h6 g9 e- K0 p' I7 `1 Q" V9 }6 w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 L7 v9 p6 M0 B" B  G真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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$ V% p% z' k% W$ P4 ?7 W全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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( |+ Q$ U5 n2 u+ N1 I2 [! ]全盘接受一下。

) ~" @1 g4 k4 y1 v: D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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! p8 C% R7 H! ^! k! c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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6 I# ]+ E: M- H1 j0 @4 Q- _别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 @% {1 l$ C6 s% m, S* F4 h真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 _/ G4 a! c, ~! _" y/ @3 f$ b3 p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
6 \7 J! v! }7 Z+ W大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 z, M  W: s- r1 t4 U说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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