Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 c" B! K3 t% v; N# hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 w: V( ]: `( M) H0 `6 ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
" E, d+ G8 ~$ W& e The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% p' y" T" M  j+ Lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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5 O7 |8 q& U' ^: g  W' i5 p You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 k1 {. {" B) l& Q will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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) L+ y7 O6 q# f% `Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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8 ~* e+ Y1 G# _* Z. i& R; b: jThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) {: `! P" R! c- @hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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$ D) B# z. P7 M' K, h# [7 n5 C'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

% |$ u9 U; N* d5 J9 OThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
# }' _3 h' d* F$ Y. N" `3 |" Zand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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0 ~7 p7 x+ h9 Y3 \. }+ gLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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0 x1 G; Y3 m/ k) u! l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" A2 ?& u: {/ }, }0 F  {8 c( U3 K4 ^) L>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) V3 t& a+ b, }# v8 s- C' h2 o>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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- c/ [: D8 _/ G0 K- W: f>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" o% B& }. V4 d% [>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

9 D2 N4 M+ m: l+ M+ O. c>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" j( N( \3 f% S% x2 U  p# M- r>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( f- ^. L  _! U: I1 K. H  ?>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ d; T: M' O* w5 [( [8 ZA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( Q! ?1 A9 ~5 H' Q3 G  llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# p& U7 B* i  B) y# ~& rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 _. C5 Q3 w, E, p( N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% T' ]# {5 u3 }5 Z8 l3 S4 K% N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ [8 S5 {# H9 E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  j  H0 l2 J, p真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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" t6 P/ h: @- [% T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  g0 {, D! Q) Y0 d5 C* N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* |1 [! _/ v5 o7 k2 _3 @' |4 z+ A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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" Z" t3 ]0 i* r全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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1 N- I) ?' d1 ?; A+ s* U2 |. ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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  i# a  y- O, E$ S  c6 N0 G7 w6 J别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: u# o1 l: W* X. V8 j0 ]多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, ]. P. S/ M' \8 v; q7 u0 P真博学，偶像啊。

; {) {3 I3 F* M9 g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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" R0 o" b# [" ^, v/ O* L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) I/ j) J6 M$ s5 t+ A, i( R说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 Y7 t& e- b8 b7 s% O1 {: y% `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢