Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% Q: X+ K9 G, `1 f8 p5 Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ ^3 ^% q+ _4 f  G& N" I  Athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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2 T* e5 d. U& C1 y" ^! g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 i$ y) z% v# c+ W he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* C. K& Y, M# M: x lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ v' L5 h$ i# N8 d" Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, G: Z$ M+ H6 T" y4 ryou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; k* \7 H, D% G will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 D5 o6 Y; _$ h$ ?' a  Bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 P+ |* b. {* @: Ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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' I5 N1 ]9 z$ a: Y2 u0 I( d8 T! PThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 z; N" @4 n' ^5 m6 s+ Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 `" T& n) x) Dlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
& }; G  l% u- c5 jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 p# n4 e7 G- B9 n6 P% {  E7 ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: |' W# W  G( W" I( ]7 pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

+ ]: m8 f) i6 L  mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% Y, X. u6 x& G7 qwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 \8 e5 p0 T7 e7 t( C; b2 hand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

4 g( R% k/ y7 I0 QLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ t, W( Y- Q3 S2 F# M, n! }>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! }& O  @, n. G) p3 f0 A0 q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 T$ M6 H2 F! a* H. d# i" X>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# y1 o8 ^/ X; z2 @1 t2 [* w7 ?  ~3 c>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  Q5 _4 e/ f  i) v8 j. ^* P! A+ C>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ g+ a/ Z5 t8 b0 z' c- c>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 k, P+ d) A5 ]9 S3 k, F, H/ d7 Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 F  T0 n% f' ^0 N) W& A4 ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 s& j4 c5 p7 p- w, `the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ y; t/ x4 r5 h6 S2 F3 b3 M  ~5 G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 O( j  f8 @  `) |. ]* z- s  P/ F“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. ~" K6 ~2 y1 u% j2 j" T; d! H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% F2 m# T4 x7 g& {真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

; B. W1 j' z2 [  y/ G3 X6 c) p# r全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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1 k* u# a5 z  k+ o+ {全盘接受一下。

8 M; _7 M5 G( }" Y( y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

! D5 T0 }" j8 t) l' s别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 F) r1 c  R. D! N; T7 I5 f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ g* O! L6 Y. E+ A% C& f! I2 D* B多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

5 k$ _2 v- H0 K& n/ S" [$ L- e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

: h1 b# {+ _$ Q$ {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( E5 }1 z5 _8 R* M0 W: {" Q她是大学教瘦？
' I; z: P, T" M- t6 X大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( h+ s' v0 w- Z/ U7 j$ V' @说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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2 x4 V$ z8 h# F* e6 }哈哈，你们在这开小会呢