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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if1 L/ C% E  K: R9 w- P$ A9 o) c/ S
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 6 `+ ~2 J3 Q- t+ \& M
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so- ~, I, m0 r. S9 a% `) A/ Y/ Z5 N
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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0 j/ ?( _2 ?- J5 A* T0 Rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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2 h( e  |4 R+ f You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I) W3 S  X5 h0 Q9 k
will pay you $500.
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& U* g7 B: ^# g' g7 Y1 F This catches the newfie's attention and to keep) V' b2 Z9 R. _- b. p/ |+ O
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. : T4 _& t& ], t1 x

0 X' ?5 f6 b; A1 }0 FThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.2 _5 h* d! f) p6 m6 _
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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  r! j; X' d! D) X) Q7 B% ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; E& R1 q7 h. K+ m; jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ T" [: d5 C2 J+ Vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ M% u8 H  B# L# j) i' X4 Z. i  zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He. n7 c9 w) R# J" y' }
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5, L' b5 z4 P: q7 b" f' R" K
and goes back to sleep.1 J" Z3 x$ c( {2 N; U6 F
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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, N/ ~0 j3 h& x3 vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the3 p; ^% u+ @, [# h: s, X4 ~
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
6 {' M1 V, K$ l8 B4 L  {3 c>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 8 I$ a& }5 F+ O8 _
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 o* d% {2 t2 `4 P+ _>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' I9 M6 k/ l1 }# H: P>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 Y1 @) ^/ }2 g% @! L$ I>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ j4 i9 V  ^! k/ }# s1 W; {) F>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more $ D  a0 Q& j4 ~
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, % _% A* u! A4 d  ^
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three9 a6 d+ T9 o# W5 W
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# T% ^( l, F, {, e) g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 ~+ p2 Z! h0 j  [& _1 P, g" c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 K. X3 h1 |3 [4 ~  J$ q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ }, o4 d  Z9 a+ K6 r% JA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a" s4 }+ O$ W6 ]! _" v7 H# D5 `
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb6 j2 Z# W) ^! p9 `1 z$ x" ?4 _# U
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 {$ n: y0 }5 R* U! Athe newfie would l ...

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3 a' ?" Q. U/ k# ^' v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
0 ]" `. ?- i; H2 Z- V) G“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
; Y4 M# _7 Z8 R0 X2 u好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " Y/ Q& S) [3 Z* ]% \1 m% P! z
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 - m2 |: H4 H+ ^* k

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
$ d( H5 V; t3 ?( q3 z6 E“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
) |' K0 k) P* P6 o$ o# Y好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

/ d/ h: `; ?1 o* ^$ k真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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( L& i* G$ d' B0 f  a全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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8 V5 N4 h- [) y" J全盘接受一下。

0 @( z& J$ p/ y# `真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 4 K' q! Q' ^0 w+ j# z1 x+ F

: R1 f, G5 \% c真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 * i& u1 [* W! m$ o! [: w* Y6 Z
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/ C# i/ V, s9 m) v/ Y2 ?别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. P; n$ t  B) `$ ^2 Z4 F加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 _) o8 o3 d" |( C4 ~
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真博学,偶像啊。

0 j8 c7 O' j7 x/ \大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 2 O- e+ a# I1 o: K' H- {' R+ J$ Q

1 t5 y4 i  ^$ e! C0 Y大学教授哦,能不剥削?

$ M- B" |' D4 l" D& }1 {2 H她是大学教瘦?& U( \3 k5 O/ n+ S3 u: V2 u
大学教胖还差不多
5 f! f" s6 t! h. Q1 v/ X她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 / ^' s: ^7 \9 Z5 M9 w
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . v; l: c! c) Z9 h1 N, D  n
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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