Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: V( R8 W8 X) h' q. slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( d9 y- \) J5 H The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ C! Y2 K3 I+ H9 w# z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& T) H6 E/ {4 [/ Zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 d: {/ F# `6 A! z9 {  |you pay me only $5.

  a7 g4 R+ F* n& L; ], L You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
5 R- I2 D! P0 a will pay you $500.

4 x  K. t8 j$ B  _* q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

" B) g  b! O+ g3 CThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
" ]* H2 L/ J% ^9 A% C$ T2 Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
0 j! u& l$ r* c; G! J  plawyer.

. V& Q* x8 C1 r, H- W" Q! N, XNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 `$ j9 I. n* }; S: pthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, W% |" w% W- V" dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" \. s& u& K2 S) Cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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$ T3 H$ X1 [0 O, K+ i; ?/ LThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
- {; ^7 W1 v8 ~, h9 ?
1 q" `) J" Q7 P: q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' t$ m2 f* K& y/ }. s' K) Y) k$ Xcomes down with four?'

+ ~7 Z( p/ }* A( G" Y* IThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
0 |& U0 i* m" L. Wand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

3 a, O2 u. W) x+ jLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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. A9 t8 P( h' S$ }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, C! X$ |. q# W% P1 _+ ~( a4 j- B( m>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

# |- R6 W1 V3 H>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 }+ O6 m4 L$ g' x+ [>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ o, B5 C! ]- L' G3 q, b2 P>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 j$ f. m8 z" l1 M9 e1 M/ Q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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( J  F( F  B! n" `- `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; b$ t0 n. P% v: c* @- ~( D. y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 c9 g: Q. j/ f% C9 x! m1 Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  e! k& P0 S& v6 b0 E2 Y( wthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 ^+ w$ v+ `5 T* b/ J1 g7 N" |8 x4 i8 J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 k+ @0 x+ X$ p8 T5 I8 D真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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' F/ G  k! C5 }# b/ G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% w! L! ~3 x. h' B: s& b" ^0 @真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


1 l; O, h0 L2 y# A全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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9 t* e5 D' r0 B/ g. v7 g别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: D" Z* {2 d- j; V7 e. M( f% W; E- K多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. x: S) w2 y8 y: Z她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
- S' C" U2 L) V9 l8 t4 M- p! s8 L她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 D* I' m4 [3 `& R/ h4 q) a$ b& q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 s; T) _6 c7 u. ~$ H/ }3 u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢