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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so1 d) @" `& D, h( @. V
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The2 }  c, R# _- G7 J
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, ^" i) U& V# Mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, N! J8 N  t/ B5 t1 y% Nyou pay me only $5.
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4 n$ m; |0 r. z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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' {- o1 L: b/ k# B$ k This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ b3 w# i1 I  e0 }% q) jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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+ Z; r. o. c. b5 s) B  A' L9 XThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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+ D% w9 Q' A6 g- U) {, o# Q0 P" r. XHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with# ^8 p& ^; y5 p6 u4 k- y+ ?
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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9 ?  D; e1 {7 F- Y' {The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' I/ [5 k8 f9 p( S  qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He/ N) n) |( s* F+ n) `
wakes the newfie up and asks, 2 i" P1 P4 E$ A  C) V
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and$ |) \, V: L# D" C/ z, e
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5% c; @- _% M+ u" T$ p
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!: u9 b+ B$ ~, h) z+ P2 d
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two   _* t1 ?6 g3 n6 `% ^( h2 O
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason # y$ W  b8 B0 u* P" c
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
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>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( F$ h% ~1 e+ o/ \>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 r5 F* O& Q8 j9 M) W' L2 x: V>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more : f, \3 i9 T+ v( P, \, a/ u$ ]
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, , f" G( b9 e; l8 N; e. v3 j" z
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 z/ }% y9 ]. h7 V% ]: s>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the % ?' ?" I  w0 D3 b
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 V5 i3 `! F; f. D>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 " }% W. `7 Z; E
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ j; a9 j, b* U
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 |# {. N; \9 B* ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) o/ X. M6 ?' p, t7 V$ lthe newfie would l ...
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, |. D, [' i6 @, v! c' U" W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
( e/ w/ d) }0 I6 R4 c0 t“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,, P" O5 U! ~" F3 K, U! b
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , r. S2 |! V& a( F3 A
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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4 _9 b; x7 u$ X1 P2 H! s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
3 D4 ~/ P7 w6 P6 B' B“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,$ P4 c) O1 X3 P8 a2 g
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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2 W$ r6 U/ f. X3 Z0 c全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 3 w1 K; j5 b1 F: F9 D9 i/ J

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5 p: V$ l! ?# z% g全盘接受一下。

% K& v* I1 ^; l# H" ^/ J( _8 A' W真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 . k6 s2 \2 B7 r1 ^
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

: F7 u  ~- f9 O+ Q你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 5 T4 G5 C' [5 J( a; T+ W# S
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 y5 R% |9 g. W真博学,偶像啊。

, g* o0 U' ]- _! z( I1 A: C大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

8 S- z- p% i) i0 q5 T8 V# u她是大学教瘦?8 x6 Q. D* \/ H6 r
大学教胖还差不多
2 d% ~% v: p* I/ W9 z她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : O+ k* K$ C4 V/ S6 d
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 }' w$ x: R# D' z
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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