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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a8 J( T& d) C3 G5 }1 L! o; d& S& I6 K) o/ q
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb6 `; }& Z/ G: }
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' N. Y. q, O9 b1 {. x1 d" uthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 4 V. x' f" i. I- l% s
  
2 i! L6 C. V) q7 `0 P The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so2 j* v7 J- o) z) R8 C9 T
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 X7 |7 k7 |) `9 M1 u lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: G9 L$ d9 d5 j9 X/ c6 Qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* @) N; J+ |$ _8 |+ X. Nyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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% I6 ~" Z7 S4 E, T3 g8 U$ T+ U, S This catches the newfie's attention and to keep+ h! k# Y* I* W) G
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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. z( J7 Y9 }# MThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& o! g' U( a& [the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' " o( Q+ Q1 G! a/ Z% T

2 M, l5 D& u" {3 i% e$ m: _- KThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# o, |9 p8 ~' y/ `: Ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the8 [2 }& c% ~/ H. T. D1 U
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with9 H! ]- W0 g$ v( E3 m7 f* ?4 h
three legs, and comes down with four?'   y* g+ N; U2 r& U3 a9 q

- Q! \. d2 e" G4 QThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ y" l2 u+ W' k% H( v4 Mreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all: `/ N0 |4 P8 w2 O) O
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 a/ B6 z; r( _% t& d0 L$ `* P% iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and6 g3 P/ }$ h+ |6 J4 s# ?
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right) o* W* k+ ]+ {/ g2 M
back to sleep.
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+ l+ E3 m3 A1 RThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He: G: `1 ~# s1 ?, B8 y9 K% W
wakes the newfie up and asks, : B$ u, X& `9 j9 M7 t, v  E! I, g

% K8 i9 v$ h- a; }'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and- o) ?6 `& m1 r5 k/ h- G
comes down with four?'
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( t% h( r1 Z8 w$ x- H" @: U9 ^* xThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
9 x2 V3 `0 I# [4 c: T8 land goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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; B' \7 a' p: PLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the4 |: \9 b6 |# S% g

- W8 V9 T  T; @, N* _/ d8 P0 c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 v7 h6 S+ y, \: A2 m, p>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason " B7 l/ O3 f2 E
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ b  a! a2 f7 c- I3 f>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, : M# U% Q% A# s6 d
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct1 ~1 W4 ^6 \6 D1 J; G- C$ {
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 ~$ n% c/ Z5 |3 }1 c) A) L9 z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a " [5 S' h2 I" g) G
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 8 |6 T. A' i4 u6 }2 b! c
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 Z0 n; `/ D' X/ H+ @/ Z) j>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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3 q, j+ E' b$ ?! d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
. v5 S8 ?0 c+ m>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the   ]" d5 k7 `- ~% E# j8 k
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 4 v0 f6 ^( W. K: ~# p
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 _# E  Z6 ]1 L0 n& xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a" w6 X7 f: y4 A) `8 E) U
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ j8 r. S+ m- Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ x3 L: V" z3 U* d  vthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:% f5 T6 a. K5 Z# h- u4 D
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
0 I8 J% Z% q, G0 X) g' @, f# d: P好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 X5 o* |: w* S5 K+ g
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- f& H1 t+ l( J- h9 X3 O( g- v2 L7 }真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 , a' ]! P: T; T1 [5 L8 a

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& C3 v  N0 }( H; x. h; X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
# o) R$ D( s7 ]# S( ^1 @“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
/ F; ^1 G- E5 d6 i, A好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 8 ]4 {& s, y9 |0 w

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, H, J* h5 e- y, W( {/ L全盘接受一下。

  @% H9 B% G; u) B! Y真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 - Y7 a) U% y* ~1 v; Z5 S/ b

6 K7 w8 h& a# |( J8 r真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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' c, K' |' {. s# e# _% F; u别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 1 ?2 j/ d# p+ C. P. D

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 `- |; U& M  w$ H4 \: q你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ! B1 d1 h; B6 h- U
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 - U) E- J" ~, z2 j2 D' f3 u9 H

! g  Y9 n: e0 e! ]6 k: N! w大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
+ ?. R2 @  f7 `' P! u大学教胖还差不多
/ R/ }3 o7 o& t, {, @$ q她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是 )
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 , K: G( h9 ]6 {6 |* q1 h
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( a. p8 L$ q4 J7 |& i) R8 U/ @紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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