Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a' S7 |0 I* m: `( c$ n
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! p% i' B3 B9 O& W4 ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if# e/ Q$ e3 s( ]- M" w  J
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 9 K2 M/ e4 u! ~7 O! B4 W
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so2 x  w. l& N  I% u
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The- k/ |0 D) k# S7 R
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I% X7 q( F+ d7 G( c# T5 D$ k' o. ?4 }
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,/ D$ u8 h3 t* b0 B7 N
you pay me only $5. ' o& E3 g- U4 r: d

! y4 k* m- c  W- y0 p- s7 j You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I/ d$ T; @- g; h$ V* @
will pay you $500.
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) D8 [5 y! Q7 H4 ? This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
. V- U- y7 C' l+ tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his$ h8 t9 J) d  x+ o9 \- o, O
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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; G. G, X, W7 f. n7 i( ]He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ u0 J5 ~8 A* t) m- Z3 s/ ^three legs, and comes down with four?' - N9 @8 c0 {8 U) ]) P  }* b
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all1 p- K7 C! C8 f
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  p2 C8 l' Q8 U% x: B! b9 g" Vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# @# }0 a3 ~* S# D. K: Fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and- s& |' j/ f1 i) k4 d3 V
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
: u% w/ ~! u2 a3 qback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 [0 f0 D1 Y5 m$ N5 zwakes the newfie up and asks, / F! m7 ^# m3 Z  ]
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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( V5 m1 e& o2 L' gThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5: w6 v% S) @) u; f( M4 S* p
and goes back to sleep., n3 k7 w- ^. U( Z. L) V# a

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" `, Z7 f% W. C$ u f1 ^A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 O+ o. y, }" ]! m9 D2 i& g4 Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb1 ^& Z& }" N/ J: s( z$ |
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 F) ~1 ^& G3 ~+ `. Nthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ( z7 B0 }2 p. A0 b5 y5 v
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. e$ c& Z( \3 S# M* G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( x* q- ?' d2 y2 \# P) s; M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 + p# O3 ~. j# B7 k8 T. ]& _+ T: k- O; ?
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 1 t# W& ~2 i, C: y8 ]* }
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; p! F: a- E) R# U全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 0 l) I+ o; u& N5 y( u6 ]

" Z; c! d- O3 X" t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 * d- w8 H: A* @* c7 q7 a& `
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - c9 y/ L" W3 E# H. h. B8 y( ]% p: `
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 , I- x- j+ j! n; v

; Q6 o5 G6 e% v7 g& J1 V3 q7 N大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 M& }" y2 _3 V' l9 \
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ) w0 F6 g4 b$ W" V* [% w
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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