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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 v6 J$ j* K. \; C
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb1 j$ ]9 o& P& Q$ d  K4 R
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 b2 X& c9 b+ |' rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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& M2 f) S+ _; ^  M The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so* @$ E- K+ ?8 r; S  f2 [; _
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* d/ P6 P' U' c' o/ Y5 G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I' g4 F) N) l+ n7 \4 \; G
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) F, S5 b* x8 G6 Dyou pay me only $5. 5 a! I8 v8 {6 t% k7 k. k% j; K
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I4 L3 i0 u% _. X
will pay you $500. $ R$ j5 P; \) T/ L! O& F
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep( M  D7 J3 p+ A6 r8 D
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. - S/ \: L" S8 ~. c( T5 j5 s
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's4 v1 I" i; }: g, y. |/ y) P* j* i6 d
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' : _( O4 |  `8 W  f) `
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his. p2 E7 C7 }* J
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the  ?( }; f+ j# ]/ k  T! ~3 T7 o
lawyer. 4 K) X: f  B- F, J/ J

1 r$ Q1 {' z5 i) Y( N) v/ H& _% D6 ANow, it's the newfie's turn.0 h2 L" u7 H3 O) w7 L- g

2 @. k7 r! H+ P; A# N4 g- p' XHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 m; v+ u. s2 `- _( [" g$ |7 ythree legs, and comes down with four?' ) D8 c- Q. i$ y: t0 h2 i, p
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all$ B$ q+ O$ U9 |5 q% ^! \' k" y
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all9 j7 e3 F2 o3 d) i5 L* y
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& p) A1 ~" F9 L& Hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and$ E9 Q; r) a7 }4 \2 I7 q: u8 d3 O
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  d! W: t7 z0 T' U( iback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He9 s3 P# r0 z( t) C- e
wakes the newfie up and asks, - ^2 V6 i0 M! i' J

- |$ N" n( V9 g3 G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and) V2 a* f3 @8 y$ P1 m
comes down with four?' , D/ Q! ^. g7 c

+ [" Z! ]  e% M) ?/ x$ }  J6 rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $56 y& t+ y% E* ^( j% Z( ?; s+ K
and goes back to sleep.: U$ u: j6 f! p" A2 D7 ?* n

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!: M  v- c1 z8 v+ T; b/ q) c

/ X: k8 ?" s; [! NLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 V9 T* W& k1 ~8 @3 F! m>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 G& y+ J1 ?. Q" r& S/ ^' m. T2 b>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* ?0 ~1 W1 z4 h8 ^- q  v>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 k. `) r0 e' h9 O* E) ~0 d5 p0 j0 j>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct3 g7 d5 P" f, F7 e% y% _" Q% m
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ d- L! Q" z: b! L% j  \. ?) a" P>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ f! D# @# V& M6 ~0 c8 h>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 c1 y6 g9 V% W$ G>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 7 O. C5 L( g: s) Y8 r
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) c* M% t$ U/ M" N>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the $ H* j" s7 N2 ^, {/ g' T
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 a, q0 [" ?" K& X9 O9 Y1 J>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 K3 a' }: T; N5 wA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 `8 [8 a# S( T2 p9 Q) d0 [8 _2 [
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
. V" s9 A0 w" P) [8 I, j) x' B2 L8 ^“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,, k: y! q( O  v. V$ u
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 : `4 h( r( C3 c# Y. y7 }( F5 \+ k
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  ~$ \, p. r3 f/ S9 Z& X( U真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
+ h" w& G: i; t6 @“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" P# f0 O6 L( L& I( u7 z: [好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

# P8 q  I- n( V8 M  _$ h+ G% L真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 % w& M3 y% H, ]: m# I) L

8 g: L# P$ p5 T* C8 _% @) p真聪明,偶像啊

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. K" \9 K) R0 b2 l1 c全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 * L6 v& Y/ O, H" |( G0 P+ i( ~
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全盘接受一下。

6 H& {% P8 h/ i, D  p. d真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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* B$ _* n( @* x真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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, t% f2 Y; B9 @8 v/ C别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 % r/ T$ S9 [- ~/ O5 d" h

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 U0 P; {4 c. [# N" k: M3 i你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- R) R% |2 b- x$ ]( m* F! \加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 5 {/ g: t, F0 I6 i' _4 o
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
: j- j4 m9 W$ Q( L) ~+ }大学教胖还差不多 $ b% g. G1 v6 @$ ~2 [/ d
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" w: o' u) t7 n% R2 z' Z/ L( P紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 - n& B# ]9 L, [- f+ B3 G/ v
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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