Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a$ G+ g3 I' V: M/ R& i! P
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% I# x" P& l2 x; S9 vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if, B* o, }) K; h, K0 }0 z
the newfie would like to play a fun game. + d; J  q- `; p# N1 c# y9 T  ]3 ?

3 j$ q, b7 t. u- J: A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: v" C' @( S# K2 o, x3 W# b2 x3 | he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ ^8 O- ^; B; s: b- t, M: _# j lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% I  f. j# G& G' u2 Zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" f. p( R6 M8 y- U/ {1 ?$ u$ t# {6 @3 iyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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0 Y: X9 m0 h7 X" G& |. Y, @ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep8 G6 i. S/ ^! S# M* K6 T$ z
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 8 ]  T6 j7 ^" e/ t: `* ^- E
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's* ~$ Y9 I" X6 C0 b! `0 L
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 7 z! R& u. G5 p3 C& x1 X& d
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his( y2 J$ i$ F6 i3 x
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the' x. R' B4 L$ D& O
lawyer.
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! I' K7 f4 s* ]: w+ U5 V6 A2 LNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with) D2 @# x6 R" y, w* Y2 z  ^2 J
three legs, and comes down with four?' 1 |0 }1 h8 a7 J. O. o
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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/ X# ?  _4 E1 dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour* R' w" K" [7 ~  f/ P  }; t% N" x
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and) t$ a; M, T( q% J0 H. v
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right0 j1 ^! w" a7 g/ ?& H( h4 P
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' U4 h2 b% E3 p5 L5 O& C0 H- jwakes the newfie up and asks, ; ^; T8 O! m; G( F; o! _

! h9 W- f3 D/ E/ L* y1 |- H( a'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and/ X9 R; J/ K$ l0 Q
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 : C* a- g. @( [% L
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a6 w/ T" Q$ ? W5 }& C% C' r
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( v- e' ^: Y [7 C1 Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if; W. w$ m/ w( \% n
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 H* v+ i+ y, Z* K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ( K3 K2 a2 J6 E6 Q) ?

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% w& ~# X+ P) N3 U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- m% j$ Q4 [+ z. ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* d* L* N9 {, E8 I9 t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( y" P* j5 {! D, K- _ a$ n' A
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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7 l b; c. V8 d; P! j9 Q5 a全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 , @ i/ @1 V) R, G- e
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ) E- Y1 Z, H' j! G

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- m9 S- D# U: ~% ~/ y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 1 M) w+ A$ n% X/ j* U! |& f& D
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& h. j. v( |) o2 e, G) F8 P" X大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 [7 [$ s, O8 e$ Y i
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + F) S/ }( v: J+ w8 S- I, O
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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