Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ w+ u" e8 b( w! q3 g/ M; Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
4 `5 S  w3 K: C+ g' n  }0 ~ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ \1 y1 _3 l5 W+ G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; p- v4 a; Q+ x# j% Dyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* r; d! r: l: f. P! } will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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5 K% F" q) }4 _: IThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 P! H1 c5 r, i! K7 elawyer.
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& K# O7 c  u5 V0 Z8 `Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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* e0 }. }5 c% E, m0 D" RHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

% }1 T( R7 B& v$ C2 RThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 ?2 L" g: [6 _2 |back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 t8 p" |$ I7 Z; I4 y) F9 ?" |: Lwakes the newfie up and asks,
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3 U4 w( s2 ^3 `! \4 F, B( v'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
# Y+ i- e: t' h5 f/ A3 nand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

* }; t' R& p0 c7 wLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 g7 L. R! p) Z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 ~# B  X" D' x, y  ^; x/ v>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. Z6 z/ l* |% d>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

- k' g4 c9 P5 ~  d>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% A* W+ C4 F+ z( }" |7 r>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% p3 P, p/ b# \% f6 k" D3 V>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

. Z/ K. u1 K- Q: }8 M>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. u; v( {8 d3 ?" i# ?9 r5 E7 Kthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- ~( X4 z/ ?% ], o: D% E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 D5 b# ]9 C& a真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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8 B7 h) H3 x1 |: R# K8 [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* a# d7 W1 z+ V) H2 {+ D, h真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

1 O; m7 E- E7 r) J* K全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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2 a9 {* t$ \, h  ?& D" s# Y2 e9 T别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ P! v7 C, w: B* M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 v$ B6 }- r7 M0 H真博学，偶像啊。

6 L* c- y1 {1 g5 D) Z& s1 {& R大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" g& f# p8 Q2 f! g5 K她是大学教瘦？
& K/ r: s# B" {$ R, d大学教胖还差不多
7 f6 O  l, l6 J0 p0 n8 l: Q2 v她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 J. Y, X- O- t9 J- S  T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 Q6 ?1 M: \5 @' W说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* i& _0 \9 n2 V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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2 i3 X( a0 m; q* y% y& r哈哈，你们在这开小会呢