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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a, N" S" p1 G+ G  y2 \
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 K2 S( Y) d- y4 `2 Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if+ Z5 |( q( f2 J
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I4 o* Q5 U9 Z% G$ o0 e, F$ t
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,) d, m" K; E8 D7 ]; j. j8 j' S
you pay me only $5.
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% i  W* D/ t1 ^6 g/ I; l5 r You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I5 f4 q# ~+ c* S3 O/ p3 k, l9 @$ W
will pay you $500.
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# c3 H: G' _0 G' X) j This catches the newfie's attention and to keep; {) J' ^$ [) D5 m! T$ C' _+ a
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.   I# E7 T$ ?: _+ o' x4 b2 z9 o
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 P- a. y; A1 b: U5 Vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.& P8 L# _, q4 w1 H( Q: G

$ ^& s9 p  M# h- F- s* K& }He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with+ S( o0 {5 V# z9 `$ v
three legs, and comes down with four?' : x9 u3 F( z' o) n1 A( U

: `- f- z8 C+ G7 X, @# rThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% l) w& G# U( G; Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all% z7 G. c+ m; E# F- e
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour! u/ Y2 T' ^/ y/ _( R* U) G! W
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and0 L5 f0 ]1 a) H' l) n2 j
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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! [8 r" V8 l7 u4 X& t" NThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ i$ b8 a. v* d4 k/ z3 uwakes the newfie up and asks,
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6 `5 ^& _$ h3 m( W; U'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and* L9 d0 g: h2 T3 g, W- i
comes down with four?' * ?& }  I# z' \8 a3 ?9 q
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!4 w2 ]" h2 e! E* `
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the3 q- k4 R. u8 ~6 k8 Q* ^
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 h- S1 o, D  b7 I& j9 }>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 n# d3 |" r; s' P' n" @>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the : W8 x+ S% m/ W2 u  Z: f
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# x" z* j+ N* ^! |0 t, G>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct9 B: v5 L( l  T3 T; k$ q

) i$ F, @' h7 X  u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 ]1 X& f; ]  {: B% Z; J$ L5 U>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& N1 |' g5 n  P' I6 ?( V>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more , t3 H4 z% g& j$ L. q1 P5 ^, E
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" v$ z) q" W& y4 o1 J" T>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% R: O: ?" P9 ?5 _! M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ a( {1 ~. i8 |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
- b( `/ E# ?6 r1 x>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ p( I) ]: U9 g; L# xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a- Z, R, h+ X; ^8 N& u; e
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, M* `5 M' z/ }. Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if  p1 Z5 p+ O, ~3 B( b- P% d
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
7 M" L. ]) a) R& v“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
6 W3 v: ~" i8 M9 e8 t% e; M好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 l$ ?: j4 u4 C. A7 n$ _加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ R0 Q# `5 D( |8 G; @4 g2 T/ i  [% c: T真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
3 s/ R. {( ]# H5 l5 a0 v“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
( [7 k! o/ {: a. T6 S! c# v好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ' t! Y1 G2 c+ N; R- E- r' V5 x$ {. A

* N3 _) k  {, N$ r7 P真聪明,偶像啊
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: d! f/ _. t/ U全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 % ]7 O8 Z3 j. {
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全盘接受一下。

8 z& k( ^; r: U! U+ M, T/ c真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" L8 O1 @5 s8 W2 l4 C- @9 I4 J真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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( ?4 Q! n# S+ Z- }: C8 ]别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 ]) n; P# N$ q$ m加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ D' K8 i  i3 k多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 $ u4 h+ p2 z: t: G. C3 O& C- v5 C
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真博学,偶像啊。

2 E4 a4 R) `( j5 h大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

$ h( T* K& }& C她是大学教瘦?. [0 f( F& M: G+ I
大学教胖还差不多 , P9 f; H. W  X1 T% m0 w/ z
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . \+ F! S! s( P. ~
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; h# ^* T6 X/ F9 n, ~1 O! l; K' `
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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