Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 x0 d( F7 ^. [' H0 w( Gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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! s3 U( m' \: ` The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" b2 v' v1 Z( B# A) ? lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' P5 x7 D" S  G5 b! |; F( kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 f. O9 o$ A/ K; [* h; Cyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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& `/ F) G: {6 yThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) P1 g! t* R" Q1 E* ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

% D& Q) S9 N1 D( e. ~2 fNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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3 @# \% {. a/ U+ r" f" J+ c; \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 J- i  k9 {, A& ?+ g" B1 b, mreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# H) ^* U9 W" X( p6 Q2 ]the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) e1 x# s. c: w! e+ f" u6 Bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ g. K" g6 Z5 [) i# k% @hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
! m6 \0 l: `" w0 Z. ]. n  a6 Ecomes down with four?'

- q. E/ e5 |; z2 M( Z5 ^$ VThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, x4 u- C( C+ }8 S- h8 b! y- k>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! e$ P; K1 K5 G% Y; D" B' P>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 B1 u  z$ ^+ d3 q/ r4 z$ o>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% c. U2 ^, F  x+ }7 j>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

$ V, d. A* A: s/ [7 ^+ o>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 W$ ?0 V7 L9 V" _, [: S+ ?, }>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 z4 d! B6 v, v' i1 n+ b% M7 ?4 x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) y) i% ]# I, s4 J>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 q$ N7 |) M: l" M+ \. slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 c8 A, x6 C1 q5 ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% I! h, f, v3 G2 A- s1 gthe newfie would l ...

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) a5 S) t. T! [/ @0 _4 h* p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 A0 n1 y( E. P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, t5 M7 J% Y- T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: \" H" s1 ~2 M* C& M! X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  y9 h4 g7 r3 l( e& Q$ o/ j真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! r4 O0 w" R8 A& \3 C9 y5 O; M真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 S% o! R2 `2 u( t真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


/ r* e! Z. K! O1 |% p' \全盘接受一下。

, S* S( `& L- C6 c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

' K( F5 b! d/ U3 R你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  Y8 B" B9 @! c7 a4 W* H# D0 J( C多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& j9 [0 r/ C$ k  N8 [* }1 H3 b她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
) Y' G) F) D$ X6 S8 h5 S( A" O她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- \9 z6 I& }- J3 W说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢