Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. y6 @- W% |3 M+ `* W8 X% a0 _the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' a% s/ F6 q6 j- X  |  H3 T he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 b7 i: K0 Z& s5 C! | lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ c7 {* E# f9 Q0 a( n+ {the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

/ H9 }0 A7 y4 m( e- c  LThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ ?/ a8 w) H& A( qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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' d1 G7 b% e8 |  a& W. l9 b6 I0 tThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  J# G+ |7 Q: v: j9 }- Wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 U: T; I6 a/ `7 a& ^  y- ]/ J! Ylawyer.

1 e, Y" l1 o- H; p6 }) k& i4 F5 Y" C3 rNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 X, {  D$ N7 U* e, S- F: D4 ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ O3 k- g( g4 C/ P: Qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
5 l$ w  c4 j# G% j/ N0 Fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 i# F9 |3 ]$ t7 W8 vback to sleep.

$ f' v$ i4 X6 w7 U, tThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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: Q7 ], d; e/ c% H8 q8 ]'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 X; ~7 e1 n% y, icomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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, p9 W( L2 t! ^: H, f8 _) r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 f3 {/ K* n" _- a$ L0 g, Q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 U4 G% {* C8 E, L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 r+ J; O8 i) R+ a. s# }: RA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, q- |8 S  s& Q$ e6 _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 E2 F8 O% x7 K# d“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) T% t! P5 y' ~- l2 w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' H1 S6 l: ]4 a9 Y& P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 G1 m3 |: m" ^* l  a9 Y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ i' [. W, P- m8 {真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

  k7 X  N1 v, \. R% P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

: X8 [* ^$ I( T3 \% m( ~, m8 [: i$ s真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 D: E. j+ Q. Q+ o5 X' o别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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: g( ?& s/ L! i7 i: ?别把我往坏路上领啊。

' `8 D+ ]% f% `( P你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ @0 w8 h$ E0 `% f, \& k4 @加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' X5 o4 k8 D1 O' Z2 A5 u真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& S" V8 ^' a$ X0 A/ M1 W+ B9 z; i# L她是大学教瘦？
! h( \+ [4 V; b; i3 |: l+ S大学教胖还差不多
4 A: o7 [9 {; p* B  x她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 Y: g9 A6 A& {5 R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢