Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 Q0 }: Y2 W0 H1 g* Tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 G& G! l% @: Z7 c/ ~1 C- Eyou pay me only $5.
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' M, h9 e% J$ O& e8 s You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

6 n0 k9 P2 U* C! J+ J This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  w. O5 B( y' M" m; ithe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  u8 H* H# N- s/ k* ]7 bthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: l. ?3 g3 A$ K0 P- m' }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" s& d5 p! r$ X" rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# U. N7 N& R7 u( T- ~; Qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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+ J1 ^) i6 J% [The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: M, U  T$ x' v# C) C% s/ V+ fwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

4 p2 @) W% |% N( o1 ]% QThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

5 b; D0 Q% }+ ~0 z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- y& I8 N& A* z0 m' Y1 U; k4 u  U>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 k' z8 g7 U5 N( i( K3 o$ B>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* c! w8 n! I* L9 T( @* p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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. ~; d! U. b0 H& X>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& r# m. r- x# O0 Q>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& O! i4 f: B! I6 Y5 _1 |( Z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 I6 P# ]: j# k4 c5 @A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 ~) V, j9 G6 N. v3 Y  @- tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 c+ |! v% R2 m( ?& z# q$ z  Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& U# L$ f7 _& z7 O! o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! A; K9 w% t$ I/ c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ b8 B* H  h: e2 X* p1 E, m1 Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  H2 ]2 d/ [! `9 |! Y& v真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 d5 m, d6 \! b2 C& O7 K“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% w- u& v4 Q3 p6 o- f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

# b6 y0 I; g" s& k8 ]0 H( M真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* s" x  R3 h/ A- D/ z+ z全盘接受一下。

7 Y& p8 e2 a  j. Y  @4 D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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. d' ~% I  n) e别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  }# q7 [6 y7 F  A8 A' {1 o加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

2 r6 P* ?5 S/ o# M6 H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
+ v( W, e3 v( p! _大学教胖还差不多
8 m5 m6 e' z* V% W, H她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( [* }3 c/ B- A3 ^0 W6 N- a5 w说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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