Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- e0 Y9 u" g5 Q1 G( klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( K* n- V7 y/ M" Q% T' V5 z% z& hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. {2 \4 ]0 S* i" B+ ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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% c% l2 m% G5 B0 O: ~' a The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: r" M$ ?+ F/ y9 ]7 l he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 W1 }+ m+ `9 o# L4 ?the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ Y1 _2 |; V& P: p1 X3 G2 d: j2 ^pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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" Z5 Z' d- `% [. yNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; J9 M9 i4 U# Yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 a4 @* }+ T# ^& Ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 k2 y1 L$ x& Y: nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  m) \  b% V. U7 J+ [9 o, ?hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! O& r7 d$ F4 E, oback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 o% o* P$ ]6 A  ]9 Ucomes down with four?'

3 p: I% R% y9 m4 x) Y5 [The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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8 F) E& {$ T; E2 G3 x7 SLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% r1 E4 u" j1 Z: V# n" {& r5 _>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- p/ g8 a( g$ R$ _$ C( H4 I  U>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 E6 t6 N- L* v5 }: x) U>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

  ]" E- ~  G! D: Q( G7 o4 v: R>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: c% {, U# H  X7 A7 [, r+ W7 U9 H>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ J: I* J2 n( R& G9 c; D>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 a' p! V4 M( B" F" f4 G  H; G9 q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

/ _1 v# x& W8 J) ^; |& t( @0 c>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- I3 d4 r. F1 b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; _4 c9 p) s3 j0 o" M7 Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 C' ^. e3 q# p$ NA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: T) m5 [  M4 {* k( ~the newfie would l ...

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) [, X5 ]+ a' s! ?& F' x) ?0 f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



+ h- h+ i/ [  j% o# a# t1 j" |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 T; K9 ?& {' j5 w) }. X0 l3 w  ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

% ~! t$ n8 u3 M" _3 b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
6 s' c8 A* S  s- L/ \" \; ?大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* B8 U8 m( t0 H) y, W4 w' Y0 `& Y/ H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢