Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) h3 f5 s/ h0 p: `  bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; y6 O, n! J9 U: Z4 c3 a lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 c# x/ D1 M2 u& n' N, A! kyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

" P) c1 e6 x5 D+ b" `6 o+ eThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! F+ ~, i. M  l! D+ [pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
! I1 q; U' R  N" Z6 P+ alawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 a( L- n, V1 b( oHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

6 }. }6 ?1 S9 uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( a& h: N3 h- }$ lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. P4 _1 ]  K1 S1 M  M: tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" f" Q, O/ F( J4 H$ hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; N, N7 d9 ]$ v# G5 a2 Rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' ?1 v2 X2 i1 ]+ Z1 x# Mback to sleep.
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' V1 Y! c  A  K& k( J' p( CThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 e4 N2 x! H) G  i) y3 a8 S; Ucomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- n0 E, Z) q, c- ]( S>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

" h! K6 w5 m" @: k% Z/ ]>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! F( O  C5 a) c% Q9 p>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 ?! h" v) T. T* |) c/ y+ `; e- [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& O) p: I8 Y( N4 J( r% s0 r>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 U+ t2 u& N# ]; `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

8 u0 Q3 j- E) Z; S8 l' u; z>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 Q% W+ J2 {7 F>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  |& `5 Z0 e5 j% J7 G) Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

# F' r& J, ?  l& w7 ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, P; Y9 @: K) D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! Q6 a/ V. n. d, K2 W! K好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 h% N6 Q7 a/ \! x  u. \真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. A+ {$ V' \( q) n9 S! B6 l2 ]) K“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 t  |: Q  a% G0 a好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" Y: ~9 n+ I/ P真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


1 v/ Z: I' i. y& W7 i全盘接受一下。

" B: U( O1 |. B$ K4 ~* r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

0 ]. x4 W: e4 ~+ h  u  m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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0 a5 T, |: j- X别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ S  r  v; Q1 ?/ \/ C% }' a你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 J: X4 Q2 O# I) l, B她是大学教瘦？
: y9 ?9 ^3 t5 k  J" W. X; ]大学教胖还差不多
% b, P( [1 C5 v  ~  i: n她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% p" ?8 U3 A" _/ r5 {- g) y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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