Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; i1 q! r2 Q* B2 R- Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ P4 L8 c+ X) s% m# Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% \" N1 h% P8 J) U' \1 A7 H. Z1 w he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% y3 g6 r: ?6 X% ]you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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2 d9 H0 Y# G' n6 F& k+ H This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- t; O9 E$ F- t+ P3 Kthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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/ L8 t0 g7 @3 B/ `7 `The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
! l6 U7 }5 i& t% Q2 h. m: r4 ylawyer.

/ U% S, I8 \3 s$ J! l" NNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

; U8 m% ~* O: CThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 ~+ A2 P' I% v0 Y9 F0 @1 xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% A% M7 F. U( \! shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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2 d$ R! @, n% ?: I! f8 W0 DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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8 M) J" t! c5 n6 e! E. A) Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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5 }$ p8 H; P! @) y/ bThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 Y/ K5 b% O- B>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 Z- U9 `3 g9 X! V>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

7 \) q: k+ M* l) ~6 l. L>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( Y  h2 |3 x9 ~& [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' J, d& x5 r3 Y) L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. u, R: Z) }; uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 _5 I! {" e; p0 q9 ?0 y; y' }1 Athe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# B! K1 p7 j8 W0 d, i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 w3 E8 n  T+ F5 W1 @) J, B0 s好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

8 c/ K* p: ]6 @+ z1 v  j真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" F; D" g) w9 v真聪明，偶像啊

# {! V+ ~% j/ A* b; \全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

, u! x2 C& t: D( Q! v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 P7 }8 P9 S2 o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 `/ s& v9 I: G0 Z! R4 v别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% b7 {( I- m5 V$ f' e. {别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- o3 c5 n/ g* K! t2 x多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 l4 _7 v! e7 q真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! n6 P$ ?' x, ^* z7 _大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
, s+ k5 R8 Q- X; U, @% r大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, X' }* Z7 X  c9 E" V# V$ f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ Z/ Q4 u! w8 t8 {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢