Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. S" V) S( I; `% ~5 Bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. {8 C. e) C9 [) L! H1 R+ hthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

+ v; A* _3 w2 J+ s. J; q' C: l'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( D5 A' _5 e. I2 S1 @comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

2 A( C* M. r  ^& C. z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( K$ O& z) u! `>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

2 {6 r1 I3 M2 e) {>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' C* a7 E. s7 I+ @>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) C. V% k$ q! y% L" Y: D& D1 y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 W' w$ A& Q. {+ x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 m& n7 x! N( s; z8 ?* E( m# nA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; p' e% Q/ L! W5 t+ S( L; ^! Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

( ?& b' P7 M2 ]+ B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ Q- s, s' \( n2 \4 j真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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. v$ A" G0 [. d* ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, E' T, R9 M6 v+ t$ y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' R6 |- A) U- M  ?& X6 b2 K% L真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- {  P& i  j) w, a  ?, U+ q+ c真聪明，偶像啊

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' Y5 a% V% |2 _/ c全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


  u  q, c6 q# y- O全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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/ C( i6 J) X* U, E1 \' V& F9 v: [真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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" O% R7 A: P: k  O别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( \; a$ x9 h& A# B4 Q% y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( X6 [/ g. @: e. _2 c她是大学教瘦？
* X2 k" s5 `+ A大学教胖还差不多
' l' l! P1 b7 z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( r8 g& ]2 V- B; X: b% W7 e7 ]说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) a( S1 v3 o; _3 {1 Q6 x# j哈哈，你们在这开小会呢