Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) H+ N2 L- j5 `- m) u+ Q$ zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, m4 O# d: E4 Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' T4 j7 k; K0 L7 \5 W, D9 i3 \the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! f, g5 L- w* H7 Z" O" J' O- U* t' \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: C+ e9 h7 p4 gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ y  v$ C4 Z0 H1 B* cyou pay me only $5.

" t/ ]7 w' D. U You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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2 `( c2 V; H9 [5 k% x9 {( a4 X! eThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
% C2 _) m: C$ {' \* h) S  xlawyer.

. \$ o4 u( O/ q. f8 FNow, it's the newfie's turn.

& O6 G- o# H; j' kHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ [6 D2 M8 r, E$ ]" R" S9 U/ t+ Zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
0 o) k9 K, D3 q; s. E' t) lcomes down with four?'
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( ~8 m4 o7 O+ \9 t! @$ d- z/ r5 Z) SThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

- I6 L% e9 ^4 a  {2 C) C5 ~>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- Q1 |5 z( {5 c3 }>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 l) O) O7 y* v, z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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! Q( @4 x+ u/ X/ |) c>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 O$ Q/ P3 e( b1 Q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 i3 |) ]+ R) y7 j7 ~>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 y9 A5 g6 P7 Z% [0 p>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 D: V% ^* V: h/ }>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 f' c) A4 b* g- L% ~' `& f9 y8 ?* Y4 G>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! M5 @5 M; w% g: QA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 R. U3 q& q9 g5 D2 j/ P. ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! |5 g: A* d( Pthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. ?5 a4 Q: f7 `! f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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1 f2 T. A% M) @全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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) u/ `8 K% T1 y2 f别把我往坏路上领啊。

" i, h% r# m/ B9 F你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 R3 e) ]" ^. o8 G9 ?/ y  g; ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 D3 T6 d; B7 d* s/ Z0 H8 }多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

3 d: Y! }6 ]- M* j" C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

$ T& L# B- v$ O9 U: n& v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
6 ?5 y# x7 O2 x9 t9 S大学教胖还差不多
2 b% L! ?3 _" @; X8 @4 g- K% A) _她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: P3 p" P0 F# Q5 `0 B# w: R说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) M9 E" I; V1 ?" j1 H9 S% m哈哈，你们在这开小会呢