Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ ], k8 E; P6 D7 h* K" N. e' `) Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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) [! m$ g5 |3 l+ p5 I The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. s9 z+ [0 y  ~& r+ `7 ` lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; ~: O2 L% q4 o2 N; Hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 |6 C$ R$ |! r. s) B2 w' Pyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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! D3 V/ _! x" F: N$ c3 I6 c. BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- o$ ^2 D1 O& n3 J+ H% I  D; a/ kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

& t+ M0 T/ p2 ]8 L$ X8 yThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, z/ T) U5 N$ T3 Xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
: C! R* M4 _# n/ ulawyer.
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, _; y$ Y. [; b4 P! WNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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, j+ u5 J+ n( J5 e! D+ O2 r9 xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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4 n5 u/ M4 @3 n* q! s5 a5 cThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 ^; N# k/ F8 c7 h1 R4 sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 V) R; d3 ~; K( @9 y* Cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' F" F+ N& q5 \5 U( A# Wback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; n& g) i2 @% c6 ~& |. Nwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

( l* |% }! G; d8 Z( t4 aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

  ?; W9 e! F, iLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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1 j$ r3 J1 S& E9 a# S8 D: q2 t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, w( l5 K; B& A/ p>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 a* P  |4 Q0 b& L9 D+ C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 ]0 ]! l/ B  T' e4 a2 m: J, `0 D>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 ~3 j" @( E- @7 T; D) C5 S2 m  A>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 C, _7 J0 L) Q6 Q1 ^) ]  V>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ v+ F2 ]& k, p$ Q7 n9 i- |& B1 b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 X6 Z/ ~/ |" [6 B8 q. Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

. @( f9 I+ n0 A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  {9 Y( h  i. i, b( x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 T" M$ `5 N- g9 t4 v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

) d# \0 _+ B, ^7 @全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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8 L: U* [8 Y6 k( `全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

# l5 I  y: A7 B% |- n6 g别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# m; o% g: g; u3 r) k$ R# P多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, _- h8 v2 K: j) S% t# a真博学，偶像啊。

- X" L5 O6 i$ ~' g. k# h: I9 d大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 J* `4 a' b% i- I. j她是大学教瘦？
2 ~! ]6 ?8 `8 h1 L; i2 t大学教胖还差不多
" N2 R6 c$ j- @% E她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& o) r6 i' g( f% }说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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