Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a' @9 T0 F, f9 k) `& A
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 Z8 z7 W9 w! zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: w' e; ^  N" Jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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! F1 D: [+ X4 t7 s0 V0 u The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, c: U# }2 B. T% a# {- ? he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The8 B1 {2 {+ r- R. l4 m
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 S; e7 B) F9 }" w7 s- B% sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,+ g! M8 c6 G9 H9 G# m; d# v
you pay me only $5. 1 I8 q' Y/ i  O: N0 l* V2 u

6 ?6 r$ R1 i% B9 M+ Q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' o. _# O6 ?- ?9 x  r  z will pay you $500. . M0 g# W9 E/ g3 V
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep( [4 A9 [/ `  x
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.   x0 G, y5 s, r$ J! L; M, H

8 S- j* Q1 K. x  ~$ @, A& k. eThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; r: c2 p: W- I6 \. mthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' + n" U! r# @3 K
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his: J1 L1 u. P$ \4 L5 [  M: o: ~
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.' N1 E( Z; h  f  G+ a

; A& u# T" x: X, N2 G- EHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with: r# V2 y' X0 b: [
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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# ^5 {1 s+ S1 u. l  N5 kThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all9 d: t( N; K# k$ c; V$ S# ~
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all( E1 A2 H9 I% J9 [$ U  X  u3 \" q
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ [4 \0 x( g" Q/ fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 a1 W- e1 K" @+ }: xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right, ~: z( B1 X- X$ S
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He, G2 w: J5 n2 C" i2 o
wakes the newfie up and asks, 2 L4 Y/ ]* h) B  @5 I' Z5 r1 O3 {
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and) t6 [; A/ v! Y' C/ n
comes down with four?' 8 S  }0 x/ j/ t) u0 T5 n' F

) J; \: y) |& o5 O& ?+ Z% C$ |The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5% Z" m# _. O& i* F7 G0 O+ P
and goes back to sleep.. T9 `3 w% V" E! P$ C3 E2 a

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 : n" c' O% V# ~$ f) S. @# j, \
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, b. p% E$ f7 A4 J: Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 w! a# C: }, F! ?; \3 Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 p& p- }, u1 w: b6 ]4 }
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 Q- Z( e3 y* `
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 % o, x, U6 v, {" @8 p. U

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: b, N% u' ^& c; ^/ r& a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：+ X% z8 X! h! i. u# V: n' m3 x
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ P" Q9 ^/ K) l9 @7 ~& W% }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ l1 K$ @6 S1 P# I% |真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 : G7 @. ?$ e, T2 c& h+ L
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+ @1 i L( ~9 _5 C1 j全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ R, {( _ K) j. x/ b; p真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 % w7 v8 u7 t+ M1 _
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 d5 D: I( c; p0 t5 t& Z
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 D6 O7 f" \" O# F+ p% G

% K& l' V: B/ C真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . \0 y/ L/ X" Q F4 V1 R5 _. F
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 0 J4 v2 E! W) X# J+ v1 |9 g
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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