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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a' _" _9 w9 c6 c( X
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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" E) h' U6 W( k& y* c; t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The9 D3 S/ L. U& e. S$ X9 R
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I! e, b, g- z; I' I9 k0 s& Q
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,4 j% }5 Y3 B* a  N
you pay me only $5.
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* d' X) Z) E( y; q' h0 Q# l4 l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep  @3 W: z* X1 o1 y' L! Q% y
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( I$ Z' |. c# ?/ e) Ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the& K5 q  E$ u9 S* V+ \: F- F
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.8 n* _2 M2 B: _: R$ j: q/ U8 o
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with1 P# W# o; W& v6 d' }/ F
three legs, and comes down with four?' 0 X* o' I9 v: Y! `
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all# U/ b2 H- \; M9 J) g' C6 Q
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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' C3 A' p. P/ r/ X& Z6 EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 U, z% N- d' N( T: I* m6 Owakes the newfie up and asks,   Q" X4 P  j0 }. B& z4 G
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and* H, a4 f' w7 u. ]2 Y
comes down with four?' ) `0 M/ J  f# g7 I# l' k

4 u# }7 R: ~7 D, i8 qThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5% ^9 `; K5 a6 S3 J
and goes back to sleep.. S4 A, g& G  [" m% E. e- B

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!- ?+ F$ g% c0 M
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( S2 [' B2 l: V3 _! @  r, ^>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason " G4 Y% q* A( v: K* `0 ^' r
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the : W) t; p- \# w
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* a6 B, i. n1 D9 B* y2 ]>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct6 C0 u( S: v, K3 ]

0 S2 _/ l& H0 l3 A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 S7 R7 {4 Z4 \  q7 P/ }" T>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 6 O# |$ p; E. M" q, g3 S3 g! a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. p4 O# d+ T# y( M3 I>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, : `7 {( ]6 e/ a7 n- ~
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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% o) o* i  b  {$ f5 e>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 3 D4 b# G- C5 o  A; m
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 O3 K$ u. ]: T" z! o. f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 , {( p* K3 _& D  i& [  }  S
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if8 m+ }$ L2 T: Y5 [5 b) |4 R; |
the newfie would l ...
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' P! X6 z: R0 ~' n5 k" M: c) b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:7 u# Q' ^' Z3 l/ H6 e$ H
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,- n. A$ \% q* \* M
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 5 ]+ K% P) \( J  h6 \
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
: _' h' W4 |3 Q“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
% o+ {% P5 i" v8 @# s! ~- Z好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; d! D8 i& p! R/ F
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 4 a' x" l: r1 v! E+ k# J0 V# j) I

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/ {1 }: ?5 I. H: {0 I2 l别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. @. S# X5 Q2 g- o- p6 Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; T8 k7 h; z) e多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 % S; L( _, P0 ?# o4 c  z

$ G  T" K7 d0 T- t, b$ @! T- v真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦?
* z7 D4 @* x1 z, T- ?大学教胖还差不多 / }+ X/ ^2 _& p/ e+ l
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: G) I4 R) G4 A0 ^2 S6 n" w紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 R  G" z3 l% i6 r* M8 w- [( ]
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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