Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 W9 b( x2 B- w# [: Glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" _; `7 s; h* O  a) ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
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he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 \- v8 |$ P! R3 G$ ]' H( x  R lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" y9 Q5 T+ q( {8 A5 R5 y+ pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, n1 @. [2 r/ N% k7 Z$ ~+ q, d  lyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
8 Y+ R% C' o; R& `% T) E% L9 ~ will pay you $500.
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& A& o% R5 a* s' }7 X This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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* |. {- @/ W- OThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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* d+ k3 h! I% _9 E3 C- j5 EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

! h4 g  `9 G$ ~0 PNow, it's the newfie's turn.

% D7 E4 P1 j! YHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

- `( Y1 y0 ]0 _4 q$ [The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. z( U) p) T5 P5 j" }' C; I7 Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 U" A" y$ \0 l) |+ n# R) @the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 z, S4 T2 Q3 L; Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ j4 n# D9 }" G8 \3 rwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ C- C) V" ^) Icomes down with four?'

4 _) H, E' Y+ K! h* w1 b$ X/ X" oThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
5 p4 I4 @& T: ^! b3 X7 Jand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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( v8 ?. v* J; C8 [# fLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

& q$ W% Q, V) u2 x! X' O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; R" ^% J  l/ |7 I" k>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 o9 c" @; ?( z/ O( [>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

9 j8 `; _8 e) G8 z. h% x>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 u! B3 ^; K' w; s>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, ^( k" g( T. M$ K>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 B& k0 L3 E$ D: _- }>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, I* n- U8 \& A0 \* ~the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. J* n1 }" \0 ?; ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 Z  v$ ~0 N# A( u9 o/ {好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

3 I/ v/ k$ c. d' W8 e/ Y: I真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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. E- O- X3 ]3 @6 v! d. c; C4 i别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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4 c+ u( M/ n7 V2 U6 l" k别把我往坏路上领啊。

* s, d' Y& |1 B" B9 P7 f& H1 f$ b你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" ~, C0 F9 [% v# x) }( D( G加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 O3 X- Z: y! N多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 e2 b% T3 o; l6 Q  U: y0 \真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

2 ^/ g5 k4 A9 [大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
2 \& P" w- v. x7 |! G9 C  X. A大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 @# E: |0 l# K/ X紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% h* P/ B/ V8 s2 `6 d  X7 n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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