Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  f! o- C; X6 nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  k6 X5 l7 X$ M. Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 B: z" O3 l( S# z4 I' p9 a2 D he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% Y- ^6 M* r$ _5 k/ g% [$ ?you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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5 {+ r, T4 P) R+ _: U6 MThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
" o2 l0 @9 ?4 Z3 ]% olawyer.

4 O3 O1 `; w) ?; K/ uNow, it's the newfie's turn.

* C7 t! J; M/ Z& n2 |! QHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 Z' i; @2 ]$ G& m4 i+ y& Vthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. L6 t3 q; m6 v4 y& T2 j6 X  Oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ i& c$ s( ?' a  ?the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ u+ q' F6 Z7 V7 b! ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( _- v( O) Y+ j" i+ v>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ k& K+ _1 L1 m$ {6 \>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

8 r; a- A. q* `  C4 L' ^: v3 \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  z- ]9 z0 ~8 l2 {- x>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 k3 ^5 B! s9 U>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 W  |* z# y4 Z* p" c: d) v>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! r$ h8 S/ K# ?>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 j3 B0 `2 A7 U>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 h% O: ~; m' r; ^" {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 @9 d- I* k, d9 ]/ J加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! f" A3 d- r! u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 ^) [+ y# O; N. H8 X3 c! X. K“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ J6 W; Q  M- M# m  k" {* N8 L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. `" P. l3 y5 u+ E5 i% d6 f真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 y3 m" s4 N1 o真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 Y  G$ _6 V4 K" m' H( [/ O1 o( j" f别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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6 d; i2 u1 m0 _8 j5 e3 z9 g' u* c别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" m8 {- l' ~+ b3 ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 S! m5 e# E  E# g* F3 K1 x* x多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
8 w0 V+ U! z0 h6 g9 w大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* [: i7 A( l, g- Q& z7 ~紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 n) K4 k+ q0 W/ ?! B紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢