Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 g  D. ]/ t: }( u. ^7 Ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  b( ^7 I7 K  P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! G& x9 j7 i4 o: w( {4 X! l3 d lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& s; G2 `) f/ D" t2 m: rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; ~! {' }- a; O! k  pyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
# T$ n4 A4 t( P1 B will pay you $500.
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% v0 I3 W6 e* ]/ o4 Y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 X, Q8 |, C" x  l, Sthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 N- S! P1 G: D! ~the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

3 I1 `9 I! r" n3 s* E! p- VThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. p/ y9 [3 W% B, p' Treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ f( x! W# K& s) N1 s4 T& Vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 z3 {/ X/ k( `0 M1 Wback to sleep.
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9 |- ?6 o6 V  Y( K1 wThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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; |' i& E5 q% ^' @! ^1 `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 O- s+ s' C; B( f  _' {and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ b, K3 g0 I# d>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ \1 ?+ L$ m7 `9 F# U>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 U1 P, c6 a  u( ?>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* R" d/ j. i# X1 V>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

2 L7 P  W; U( \3 P>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" `) U* t, ]; N3 f" H2 f>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# ?% ~& f6 {/ k1 U>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ F8 z3 F8 H$ o5 f% nA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" `6 Q* K8 L, {; rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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3 C' u0 }( J8 a0 M, h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# p3 B9 y+ F1 L  L2 A# W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) j8 f' y1 Z7 V+ q' Z  p* ~; C4 h6 `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


' E$ k' V+ U! S( i全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

) ^$ ^" G! k; I( y  B+ t1 H4 }6 z5 _别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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5 k- |  a$ {) Z1 q别把我往坏路上领啊。

, h0 {6 Q# v  x0 W你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  m: u; F; Z5 P! s3 O多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
# A' _# T- d/ D" @) @2 ?$ C大学教胖还差不多
4 y2 T2 X3 V5 R, v/ Y* q6 z) u她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 f: U7 f' Y) c% ~说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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