Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; A. @( H2 W" Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 c+ y* ?; s! i- zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 a" W: X! b0 C% P% `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
( Q8 r5 t. q1 D The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, A: o' ?) X$ z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

' v+ \$ q8 t' C( R& i This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ ^* S3 Z4 t# U0 y+ Wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 b/ v( D5 x+ u  n9 F6 v0 e. lthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% ~" ?& ]' a! r8 e( Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 |( ]& V2 E" _5 w0 P5 Ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& K+ u2 v3 f- k' \6 j6 Kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 D$ M9 H: b0 e$ nwakes the newfie up and asks,
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# v9 W5 X* ]3 v( Z% H'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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% [3 r! F% a. v9 h  Y& wLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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( N8 e# o0 R/ V5 g; A, [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 N9 [: v7 b) z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" ?- [5 Y) O) B/ Q; s>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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: |& t4 q4 l8 \9 z! m) m>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 J4 E8 `6 v6 p) q' s>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& X) d& E  W" h. [, l5 Z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! ?+ @0 x1 v9 L9 t2 Y7 {>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& d# j! F$ r4 O4 c( r0 ]A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: K, C+ m% a  o; Ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

# {& G5 H( N9 u9 W* m2 p4 {% a: J
! N" Z0 d. q& d, o4 N4 K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! y  w# \0 G9 T" J" u0 i: G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: j8 }. \3 I/ K5 Z# Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ l( T4 J: s: t% U$ l2 }. O- O真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 t% U% l/ a0 c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- \( z+ L" A1 x+ J+ D  w* L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

0 J4 F' A* ]8 y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

5 a+ [' ^2 }( Z: {7 m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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9 Z; c2 d7 o0 M/ i- E5 d$ e别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ b4 H$ S1 i' n' e" A# Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

3 @! h. \2 P  i/ G# b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
5 E7 X) t5 @! e0 T0 y/ X) K大学教胖还差不多
# v$ Z9 x( S5 |- ?2 N, k0 F她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 @4 a: t$ L1 i7 U" A* O5 c说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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