Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 a, Y  A  q& u$ y; {' W( \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 g# ^  r  G) r0 nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; G8 ], o$ V  _$ D: A9 U. r* a: S# Iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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) Q9 x% C, y4 L& d# o You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

6 I; t& W4 J2 y  l+ I3 ]  I This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- `9 n/ q9 l' H& t; ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

% p# o  A- ~( m- V0 ~/ [- [. s' Y0 Q3 QThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 h0 L6 L. F, \% q. athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
( `4 g1 ]" g: {/ U8 Z, S3 Rlawyer.
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; K  q" U6 i& INow, it's the newfie's turn.
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4 C4 w+ m9 O6 |, t$ B0 OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 m7 M7 L9 s0 z: U- [three legs, and comes down with four?'

+ z* \7 Y5 f3 v, E, z$ iThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ r& k. |: B+ W- sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- @5 j& Z6 B% Q" Y, whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, v0 ^: P; i9 [& R/ p/ Q" Pback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# E$ M% r* v  v0 `9 [5 owakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 v( g* [3 p( T, h5 }* K& Bcomes down with four?'

. P$ v$ F0 g3 u: DThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
. n8 I* r$ }; S9 O  C/ mand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

5 T6 k, ?  j9 W0 [( N" QLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: V2 _; ?" b0 P: w2 c9 u+ M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) x9 M! q# h; O: ?" f>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 Q* K8 m1 [. W) x>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

& K# M/ v" g% l# l1 G>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 L5 Z7 K) o, ~9 F: Q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 e2 L: E; o3 y+ s' A$ K>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ n" S' R4 Z% Bthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! i: ~* P  E& F5 N2 _, @“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: }% {& H* c: x# Z7 j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 a3 _. h6 p9 T) _2 z2 Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# u* n9 i: g6 v- t$ I, F# o真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ z, B- H" |! a# X' \; r7 V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 S$ u* i  m: S! {! U8 L真聪明，偶像啊

$ g, I* O& v: r8 A& g5 |全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

' C! S9 |$ w, v: M: Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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0 e" L- F" U1 Q8 B, n% N' i7 R别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ C$ T( l" q8 _# F' M& _0 p你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* q, o& |+ y; n1 Q9 s5 `多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

7 A) V" T7 B) `  j# i. j& ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

, `+ [; v2 i9 B$ x她是大学教瘦？
1 m( `1 h! G) X7 S  e) }) R) d0 m大学教胖还差不多
3 U) x3 F1 T  [; u. p) V" d她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* ^8 |' ~0 U% n  ^说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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8 Y: B/ _& M5 ]( R6 n哈哈，你们在这开小会呢