Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# m, c. j9 [+ y! M; Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
) q$ @4 u. ^' Z3 p# ^3 ^! A$ ?% J The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 r# D& [% y9 H2 T he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ x- P: S+ w; V6 F) c1 A. E+ G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' y1 F4 f; Y3 J" k+ i) vyou pay me only $5.
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" E- ^! T3 `! I0 a3 A7 N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 w( ?+ G2 L' Q% {' FThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
" P, Q" `6 F" g5 Kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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* A' Q' A- Q+ ]Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 p! u/ T9 y' H$ B$ W2 \three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 _) D; E2 k/ ^  Zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  m3 c$ b4 Z1 ~$ Y# c* Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 G1 T' W+ L% t3 j; Cback to sleep.
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* Y, U( i& E2 g. E9 C- `The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

: X( F) ~$ r9 I2 L# E'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' q9 |! G7 E+ {1 tcomes down with four?'

  @' Y) w7 J  c& L5 u) QThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

( h2 ?- i. q5 f$ k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 q* S. V, U2 l>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 k$ x& r  P" d$ F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- Q3 K5 B& ^2 s. l" \9 I>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 O7 _0 ?: W; A2 H4 i$ ^>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  ~; p; E6 z9 \6 Q3 T>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 h& g) |' h% D8 o4 f# b, H>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' d9 f; s" F! L: S1 M+ k9 Lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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( X2 U" ~/ ~; g9 \. B& C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# [2 n+ V& L5 P. C8 b  w# b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 s( t1 [, |. C+ D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- q6 [! _) m3 ~4 ^真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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9 f8 d' o/ v; [, q5 t全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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, m$ y$ [& y6 H- C- ^: |全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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3 k! k3 e1 w( f; T7 _8 X别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

' }6 D. n. E+ P你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 _. \' A# O4 d+ r9 Y; I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ y, k: v% |/ ]$ \多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

( [) _/ b1 w) g+ L4 w大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 |, N# {, S$ h2 x3 d; O5 h她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' z3 m! x9 V( J* z0 M/ r" K说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 G5 T! P9 h( r8 V" w& O* \$ f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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2 ]! }3 X4 Q* Y哈哈，你们在这开小会呢