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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' # X' D" F* m& C
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: ( F) E6 L0 Y+ L( E) `1 n* S/ `( Z1 w
$ U/ F" \( n' I. pI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. ( ~" D9 ?$ w+ `4 ?
1 S% X8 _! T" GYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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: j) A( k/ m7 Y3 ?. m+ aWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. , }2 x, p$ T) q( Y# ]
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. + l( d( R6 |0 N; G
3 ^3 b! h: s) G8 R8 l; kNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' ; }, U3 b. Z/ F& ?3 E" w; J
! A z0 o3 J$ C- E% ]; xSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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! a$ Y8 J: B3 I( X; m3 _% D8 ?Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 6 p+ {& s. I1 `# Y1 ]1 r) J P
& h1 q1 \" m3 V3 f/ ~2 ^% oSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. , p' N; y( T/ I$ e8 s; k [
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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0 S. H$ _; r7 M3 SThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' ! S/ w. y8 Z3 t+ v2 ]7 p7 L
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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