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: a6 y; G6 K* O; l+ c6 _Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: % J2 u! Q% G: C C" @/ ^
) u6 H1 h- O+ y$ l6 @" K4 m/ SI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. ) { I8 L% \. ?8 ?* b
2 r0 e7 q4 E. \Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. ( D/ v+ E7 ~' b; l
3 ^4 k$ Z( y! w The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. ' B4 o# s$ O) }+ [+ |+ A0 h# V
6 j5 r7 Q* r! r0 D) H8 @& P; aNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. ( k! j$ U: I( v: w8 d l
8 J; H' K, U# t. y1 c" S; M! ^9 I7 XLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. " k, V2 k& x! J) o2 h+ m
/ z. S, L* T* rHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. ) G" p) }8 k3 G2 a. B
% y2 K$ A" K/ }# ?! }4 ~8 }6 @Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
4 Z. e l0 @7 X' W) Z+ J/ s& vHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' ( W$ j1 u" o- l8 o* ^
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' " h. h8 u0 ^3 v, n( A7 x7 {
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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