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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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! o. j- \% x- m, iDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: , V: ~$ S/ f/ ?% R& {
* ]2 c: y) N# t' {I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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1 x) j1 z4 e Y+ ~' L6 bYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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2 L5 X" C. {' b/ }! GWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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3 T3 @ c! F! [ The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 7 ^. j% M8 e# O
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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2 z( e) Z# U0 e& XNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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: w+ A7 H* }( B( m* ~So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. " P1 }# @3 H5 o( e( ~
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. ( d, _" ~- B7 j; k3 s# P% O9 T
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 2 G! _- M! {# |$ t% S: y* G
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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( v" {3 r: Q- M7 [7 b- hNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
/ S6 Y) _" _" b/ a+ g* vHe gives up and goes back to bed. ) ^ r9 w2 y0 p6 d1 X
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' 7 k4 B0 v5 u* N
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 0 h2 H2 U! F* ^9 {8 w
7 @3 {: g+ j, V( i" ]# T! d' A: IThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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