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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 6 M! T6 A' O2 }2 e1 C9 p
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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2 ?) T- |+ F' }1 eI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. ! S& ~& P( I8 e
* v4 J1 Y: T' e& aYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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% C# E8 D! `% s4 NWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 5 V2 y7 ^7 s& i. R
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. $ w0 o% G6 F0 o9 ^2 e- z/ [
3 P' `, M8 J" \" eLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 2 r; l' Z9 A9 t; v! z6 p2 a
$ g- |+ m+ I0 f7 A4 kSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
& [' H' d, r) @# H; bHe gives up and goes back to bed. ) F J( m8 c+ I/ b/ E% M6 |" F
- w; o0 [7 D9 [1 n$ BThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' ) }' Z- P8 r3 G, F; L+ @
/ p/ p" Q- k, }$ U% O9 j0 _The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' + C5 P. l. |6 G: Q; i
! \" B' e; I j1 Q" TThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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