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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' ) C9 q; g0 C) g
8 P6 I# Z% x( K5 ]7 y+ O8 dDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: + j: O G' q3 O' e
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. P/ O! ^ k8 z+ w# Y# \2 P
+ r: ]3 f7 \( @5 O9 UYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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T1 `; h1 n$ hWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. , Y1 E, O3 N+ K' I0 k0 _
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. , I6 m) h4 J l" u) H& c" H7 v: A
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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, V2 G5 N! ]4 }# |: ]5 zNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' 7 ]" C! ]7 w: A6 m& L3 |
( @# Q# N" H0 f V; USo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. # V& ?. N9 [- p; Q* {4 `
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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! x% y6 A! Z4 o! ?0 m. g0 YHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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. F0 l5 R1 T& B4 R- K" N( MSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 0 L/ P8 X. ]8 o) e
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. ( p7 r9 L- ?, l# f: O5 w! I |
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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( g* q2 ?+ s8 l0 t' O8 |The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' % l: b1 w1 J+ K
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 5 }0 K- }+ v9 ?+ a% a# C
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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