10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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- w- d1 Z: h  t' @5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
" I' V9 X: ^7 j( ^9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
, Z6 z: Q) f* K& wthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

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7 x. g2 b* s2 D8 odid not get the first one, where is the pun

3 n  D" Q8 r, W) Q& p( Freally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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1 x: b; k- \# X( c- x"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
# w- R# r! g1 ?2 [/ G8 f: o6 F- G. ^"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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2 d9 u  |/ v# ~. U7 Qi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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+ E. a3 Y- c2 e( k5 q# len, it hit me now

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