10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
7 L. h. `3 O1 R! j0 _/ n3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
8 F6 ~- V3 D# ^1 }* mduncan - Victoria, BC   
3 c3 L9 X. ~) w" c: K, w4 b9 q7 `4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
' k; _& c7 X. i6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
% y8 l, i, N. P& W  e# `' L8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

: P1 C6 }0 m/ v) GGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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/ o' D! D, k% z9 E! ?Grass could mena herb

" r; X+ k9 m$ n) h' fare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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: S6 M$ V9 g: _; Rare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

0 `3 _6 o/ B% @5 fgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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1 z0 Q, P( |" p  i  S5 `grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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* O" K/ Q4 C3 ?2 L# ?really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

2 k0 z& h2 a1 ]  ~did not get the first one, where is the pun

3 Q* i1 {; ~2 W# @+ Q+ l% Ei get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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$ B$ t! P& j. b* }# B. d6 agrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

3 }" x3 ^0 J& O5 g& d1 j5 Q$ pdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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+ r/ R8 R' N" a" C"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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2 ~0 _$ w0 Z. ?8 k"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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: [  v: I1 Z7 m8 n8 Mi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

4 A4 G& c+ P& I2 p$ f8 wen, it hit me now

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