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发表于 2008-10-21 19:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  ) n) j4 F6 ^) L/ T( N/ U1 `
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
7 L. h. `3 O1 R! j0 _/ n3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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3 c3 L9 X. ~) w" c: K, w4 b9 q7 `4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.! ~! y% L, S% R" \% c) L
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
' k; _& c7 X. i6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  ' [  T' q: x7 d1 e
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
% y8 l, i, N. P& W  e# `' L8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  / J4 n# f2 u  H3 A! D
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  7 T2 Z8 Z+ Z5 ^9 _3 [
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24 | 显示全部楼层
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interesting
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发表于 2008-10-22 05:40 | 显示全部楼层
小幽默
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:28 | 显示全部楼层
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this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表 6 r( u/ t3 m6 M  L& g
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

: P1 C6 }0 m/ v) GGrass could mena herb
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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" r; X+ k9 m$ n) h' fare you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:39 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表 2 z6 `5 }! N! z9 l: d7 i

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0 `3 _6 o/ B% @5 fgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 6 g7 b1 _- t, q; \& t7 J
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:47 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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1 z0 Q, P( |" p  i  S5 `grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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* O" K/ Q4 C3 ?2 L# ?really? never heard....then it is a good one.
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发表于 2008-10-23 15:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,   f, F+ u) O" |! @4 t8 z

2 k0 z& h2 a1 ]  ~did not get the first one, where is the pun
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3 Q* i1 {; ~2 W# @+ Q+ l% Ei get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:54 | 显示全部楼层
  I liked 1 & 7 LOL
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:59 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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$ B$ t! P& j. b* }# B. d6 agrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 4 t8 C, `7 `' L$ e/ I: o

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"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 2 ?: k( ?* m" V8 @8 e* y- m' v
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:P
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发表于 2008-10-24 09:46 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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2 ~0 _$ w0 Z. ?8 k"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 7 y* d  T9 j% A
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 5 }2 t, p. B$ `( h) r+ J; Q* Z
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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: [  v: I1 Z7 m8 n8 Mi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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4 A4 G& c+ P& I2 p$ f8 wen, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:48 | 显示全部楼层
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