10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
8 G6 E! E- x% x! S3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
; s1 ?$ ]  n& N" y! j4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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! e2 G4 Q& e" b! D/ ?' W+ L0 l5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
2 b1 o$ [: v$ j* C2 H$ r6 C6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
8 z3 H: h% ]7 n3 s8 E/ b9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

$ p: ]$ R. y: o3 ^0 i1 @! bGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

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: x5 F: ]* w1 G; dare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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( A; N( F/ s* X' L2 care you sure? not that convincing to me.....

- Q- }8 _0 i. S8 ggrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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$ ~# r7 V: h( m* c+ fdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

5 U* t6 J$ W0 C3 @/ jgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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" D6 M  [3 V& q/ a, X4 B8 }grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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- r* ?# |# E& v, ii get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

7 y2 i& p8 C- q8 B5 wgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

# c$ S1 i/ o# xdid not get the first one, where is the pun

( w' c" E% q# `( B3 t& {"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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+ U  W+ s0 ?* e  g" }+ Y"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
& M* ?% i$ G6 T% `* C* O* \"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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8 K3 G3 \7 R' zen, it hit me now

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