10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
, Q% [4 W! X/ \" D, C5 Y0 f( G3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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2 f" y4 w0 w+ j* i; s4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
' X& q# r+ I" [  G6 U6 r5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
, J: [, G2 g3 a6 k2 o6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
) b$ ~8 S4 O1 T: Bthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

3 h- Y0 O6 ]2 O. P6 C' WGrass could mena herb

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- v0 r% \3 Z0 A, |& Lare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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" K- a* M2 M3 l5 R% N7 d4 uare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

2 s* s+ g1 n# k7 Igrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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: o+ d: X) F7 S6 f$ adid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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" [7 j$ s# z1 u  _4 |really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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) J! g1 a% c: W, a$ ji get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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$ \6 ^8 H& y; ndid not get the first one, where is the pun

' D3 X# U1 d$ ^) }. [; s"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


" C8 v( q3 |, D- t4 F4 G"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
) x/ r+ ]8 A1 h6 M"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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$ I3 j1 Q$ R" U$ s) `i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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# [4 _2 e' X+ ^& X0 ?en, it hit me now

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