1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 3 Y* n) D9 R* e7 W* Y2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. + z! _" m( g1 V8 [1 m( O0 i
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me." h! a: q+ i. ^ F" t9 N% Q6 Y
duncan - Victoria, BC 9 n! s9 V, w6 c4 q- w+ a4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.1 E6 ]2 Y6 \8 q5 d `% k
Dave H - Hayward CA & ], w% X( H2 l- c }5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. + Q; ^2 m' O% z% F0 k$ Q6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. / s9 O& q: }3 B- f5 R7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. " A. w" _5 R- Y- x8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. ( |: l+ ~- V( k8 {4 W$ B9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. & v8 K5 S t4 _) j4 W3 x7 F3 p10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
5 C1 F9 G. e' M+ t+ g' O" ?grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 8 Q- v. y, L, E ~; `
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did not get the first one, where is the pun 0 ]# b4 }; u: d: d6 K( a, @ 1 g4 n( P4 p4 i/ S[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
" y; V" |1 w' N' u! agrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 4 }" Z7 z! J! K/ e2 @5 i5 P( t0 ^: _1 ?- b8 [& D
did not get the first one, where is the pun
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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; n A, T: K5 l' P7 n"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 3 i! P! S" T3 x
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 4 ]* Q. J9 K2 o5 A4 H9 X: R7 E2 _2 d& ?; b' ?5 B
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1 C* _! n) u, S6 u1 ["It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 7 z( c; e9 X+ P- Y) p+ |
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 9 d6 V4 ^+ Q q; H" ?# f+ y1 m& _+ G9 E1 s
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
