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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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, w. C/ x, l) E8 S$ P+ y: f8 n1 U2 VAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. # g# w. ^- ~8 H. T4 g1 V
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. 5 l+ e3 W1 @0 X; u) p
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." ]+ w9 t+ a- ]! w1 O) f; F
6 C6 ]' A! h. J) W+ {# O9 n"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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发表于 2008-10-14 11:42
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