Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" Z/ }9 b$ q1 T& @8 `A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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; Z) T: x7 Q1 _" F/ Z- c6 ?/ [2 g' |Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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5 @, v. T; Z% N+ j! h4 x$ QQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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5 B2 F) o. ~$ K* L( qQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
) M6 Y! F2 n. G. KA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
& N4 Y9 ~! B5 Y# NA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
$ {/ u8 P# x" |/ C& @9 {7 F' u) aA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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