Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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% ~, ?$ `. q; l6 n) u+ fQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& R# ]- I/ w' ?9 |) g" T: s3 JA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

" C" X) ^0 I7 Z2 X6 ~Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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( \2 y  x' f' E* h4 VQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# G: t+ W4 J1 E! b& hA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 N$ u5 b4 j: j2 U4 M, FQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
. `" O" j+ W7 M$ n) T- IA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
3 ^! w  |& b; _" z& J( B) b0 KA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* {; X- E4 S. g2 N$ VA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ ~$ v& q; d' y$ u. ~A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 f: G' N; q3 z. HA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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