Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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5 q: |3 Q4 F! _& U1 Y" G1 RQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

* N; O6 B6 b! ]2 M# c5 @Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
, t  l1 g% o' ~% B4 W' @! OA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
& H" E' L! i& CA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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+ v4 b* ]9 _3 Y! o" jQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
/ I. x# H5 H! ^. V  l( gA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
& h: ]. `, n' X# \. T" RA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 ^! ^) H6 _+ x8 }A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

2 z. Q/ y' a8 E: L3 H4 jQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
9 _# C& E& m  K. lA: The color.

) f1 [# v" |6 c0 J3 zQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

; O* ]  k5 i5 ?* `2 P( jQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
: C. _. B: Q" UA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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