Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

" g6 a2 b8 S2 e+ cQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
) j5 p% x5 |" vA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

) j8 z# u9 D, u* I8 FQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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; l% V8 Y7 u6 X, t6 VQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
9 R0 y' x, [6 B. d& [2 H& NA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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! e% S; H% o4 y5 i5 UQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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" Z% p  b, O, g# K/ [; }# xQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
6 d/ p7 h& @7 @! ]3 k6 p, X: D) m- y0 _A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

% h- E% ?# Q% y" c2 J; QQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( I0 a2 C, U8 |' @* T( p) kA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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