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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 2 b2 O9 j- H, W! i, Z
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
6 ?3 M: |/ @: c; _/ \A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ; x- [+ L- J% w0 d
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 [8 T& k6 C! X) E% v6 AA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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7 f2 E, S+ g- \Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
6 _& P- K& w9 X- u+ ~7 n9 m# yA: Your car. 4 R  Z# D, O! m, d) c+ u
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? , c% P+ a3 I+ e; R' O7 D! r. D
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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0 x0 u1 s& ?- n2 x5 C5 |, UQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 2 D, Z0 _. U6 H7 \; H& ^9 [1 J
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 0 O! w9 b8 E) G+ w+ {

, _% [6 x7 }- eQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
8 P+ h; ^% C3 xA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 7 b' K/ ~7 I: U  d3 v; Z5 a

% {' p0 [0 E! x- k2 xQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
9 }9 v; Q9 x  Q, {3 uA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. $ ^) j9 h' P( k  r0 ]

8 R* y* T1 W, m, s! t. XQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? - Y! f; C) z6 f, m" {- R, g
A: The color.
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9 p2 a3 ~6 d7 a7 t/ FQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ! O" `- |' B) H
A: Heavy psychedelics. ( B% e& G& D: P! L. n2 R$ i( Y

% {: M" }& Y4 i# W8 X/ iQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
; l9 G* H. Q' R$ ~0 X, IA: Carry loaded weapons. . n0 V$ U: @: q/ O* f; b: I" v4 c: D

0 G" T  }; X5 b  C5 }Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 8 P7 \7 E3 t1 z9 V' j
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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