Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 A2 A' j  C* h9 e; h# DA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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2 s2 Q* Y9 p! F" T. B' oQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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1 X" A6 H! K' S; T% e6 c0 dQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
, C6 d; P& B& p* GA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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, U7 P) W/ v  @; C7 v4 bQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: Y, c) o5 O! [; m5 N& J0 }1 o) t7 MA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 v) w$ c7 D) S4 k2 D' |# [- I7 v, RA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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. u; h. c# s& D7 EQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 k5 v4 {3 B' R1 k6 O+ O/ fA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 n; D( Y2 u6 I. uA: The color.
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# q, L1 s$ d5 J' g$ I  XQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
8 o+ `$ E5 x) T: ?& @2 q* }A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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