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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. % I( W+ m0 z' Z: k
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ O4 w" {, [/ U; |, q9 [) tA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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( W, \2 U6 h2 p# ^Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?   J* I: z' b: A7 W6 H+ k2 O) `
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? + L. ^& S$ S* G% j: R6 i
A: Your car. 8 w& g+ G0 A) T, Y1 `. d

0 C/ u: Q' g; u$ m3 A! qQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? # w0 i7 U3 i5 N& g: M/ n
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 2 d6 ~4 f; X8 [" s/ Y

3 V; U( e' V, b8 Y/ m; d3 W6 FQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 3 A. E" l7 r7 v( ^. w
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 5 _+ @8 P8 h3 E- I. Y/ U
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
5 N4 A3 K5 i! `0 pA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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0 W) F9 {+ U' qQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
+ _( ?( M- W( ^) V$ OA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 8 w' S* _  ^! _2 a

2 W; O  c3 H: Z; M! _' T" tQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 g& t$ l: S; G6 U/ WA: The color. 6 @$ Z$ ~& [& h5 ?

, \4 ]  d1 U, fQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 ]) F+ w3 F0 r. mA: Heavy psychedelics. 0 y3 M7 S, v8 j3 J- }
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
# a5 L1 \& d; S1 u$ GA: Carry loaded weapons. . e1 \* a9 q, y7 A
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
8 l3 F* w- q2 }4 ]2 j& X1 K$ g8 VA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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