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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. . ~8 Z u0 r' _/ ~
) b5 ^- h+ x* Y" J( Y7 wQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 6 w/ }" r; [) P" H
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? % j" m) v7 ~) x% r3 w4 a) e
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" }) k4 }8 L8 J# r# ^A: Your car.
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. O& C: h" l4 f L% E+ iQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 9 a% }4 B1 D8 v: }9 @! U
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. & |# K. Z' |& H. k! w
$ X7 \, K" z6 S! s/ T. {Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
7 l- E; i) z8 j# {4 Z4 BA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! |1 H- E( H1 U0 n3 b% X1 XA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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9 E* X- l, F* i: f' N VQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
+ k7 P; P; o3 I3 I3 B% p$ Q* mA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 2 ^3 n$ a! i& N$ y; G
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
- T# z$ U" ~3 sA: The color. * n, |& B+ R" |9 a2 n' Y, M: J$ _
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
/ s% [4 X" |$ W7 M% k5 N8 R: ]A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
0 K: f8 F8 D: s' d+ mA: Carry loaded weapons. , Q! r( O4 V7 z+ C! T+ R
" C% r H% J1 H. u! BQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ; V5 E. v$ Z% m) w9 F& _' u+ _. E
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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