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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ; \# k6 V ` l( |3 [6 ^3 v
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ I( y3 G; K7 o, y) n1 mA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ; p7 w4 X1 o6 r- M
" p0 j5 V6 V+ {) l) aQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? * h3 U' [" w6 \# m1 H
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ) G }4 y8 d8 N" L* f; ?) T
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. " v( J9 |: |* ^0 {/ V e1 B6 B$ b
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? v! W- h1 o7 d l) @
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. . h/ N& C8 e4 x
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 c' [. Z. }8 J# j1 BA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ! [9 m5 f2 Z. H% g* c8 S3 b
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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) b0 {( c6 o. a, y; m6 CQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? , g+ U, ^% x7 q/ t1 y& l
A: The color. - V# m) B0 E4 K+ J1 _
. d7 L9 w( k; LQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
9 w+ q$ `9 M+ D# oA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 5 X x4 P8 h l3 W# d
A: Carry loaded weapons. 7 f0 P: z2 f% O* ^$ L# g$ }
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
% a0 S/ l N% d n4 b% d# q$ HA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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