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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. - i; B- q( o6 P5 x( _2 Q
9 Z4 w. ^ [8 Y5 cQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
9 S. {4 C, f Q8 S! c7 eA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 8 E, K. u3 t& L8 j0 _2 r
+ e5 Y; {. E+ z: v9 _Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
I) l, v7 i6 Y$ a( {9 `A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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* K: A9 t5 x- ZQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 9 S. `3 M' v$ r! T- S* d# e: E
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? & b F4 H$ L9 Q* b) k
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, H, k$ ~9 }6 R4 [. {/ P7 T3 XA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. & a+ _3 g @/ U9 |
o+ L: W: M x; w" ^ W& tQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
. z% ^. V* ]6 w) CA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. r6 B2 \) f+ h3 P* i
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
. m) V# S, A# N7 u9 z# g8 N; `A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ) p+ u" Q. ]4 L( I/ ~
4 q, F B- \$ E3 nQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? : e$ g% ?% o5 ^# c
A: The color. 6 \) W) `8 n/ x4 p8 `: p
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
% e4 }6 `: x, x( s3 hA: Heavy psychedelics. : \# c/ P* g* l/ X, d
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? # n! P2 H6 o- j* T
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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1 y- ?, ~$ b' n: E" G9 HQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ( d* }# h" |4 _- A1 _! F
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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