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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
2 }! u2 @- U3 x( S" _原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 0 p" J# ~. U; [, t* I7 c- Q) N
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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# @: S) y" M9 u2 |0 `' a% h* \ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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: Q; D$ _7 y7 i# \2 @9 w% d One should love animals. They are so tasty.0 r. b* \( }' _
3 Z' p& S' I$ i: r 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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4 P: X4 l6 u# \5 V, F Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.% u6 P' d5 c/ c+ W' y6 }) c
0 \. K2 k4 g7 ~% ~ 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。+ D' G; p* Y+ ], S; }
7 K( f. Y: G# G0 K$ u A Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.) G5 ~; }" U6 ?7 e2 N+ k* ^
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。: h9 J9 {2 e' c( I
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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6 G5 T6 s9 ?7 \% h* Y. S' c& G 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.- ]9 ^9 k. [3 A- P- X1 B! }7 J, Z2 Z
8 t0 [3 }3 k4 `2 h( G 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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3 X' T8 g7 G6 G# d Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. _8 _+ `- [' p$ r8 G. S$ H! ?/ \
. o6 [, C5 Y) i/ J- e7 d; g 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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! N: \; X) g. x, s: R7 R 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。8 n D! t3 H; g5 b# w% e
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.% [. T! R9 P, z3 Z8 {
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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/ J1 F( {% p7 r# i- L; L “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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- y; Z0 E+ q/ K$ G- I* H$ c “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?# j. ?& Q* |3 D5 G: T
1 w3 P. X" ?1 }% T& Z R 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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/ Q! J0 j5 {+ R8 i 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。+ V8 s, G c8 p( s4 R
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.# R) m# W. k& g0 R4 A- S; Q5 m' a
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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; m! P6 @* R) _3 [ When two’s company, three’s the result!: l% Q2 P) q: O
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.! }1 H/ ?9 @( B# b0 Z2 l
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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4 [1 V, x5 b1 N" z" c The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.4 L0 j4 a4 \9 x8 u9 Q! `
9 c+ T' g% f; H8 _* L6 Y/ c 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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