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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 3 }4 H# J" a; i. S/ l- Z( M
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
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4 E1 G8 t! ?1 u 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。( n/ u" x m) y& w( r! l
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.# h( K. a8 Y- r
- b5 K2 n8 k6 p# _8 c3 u 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。+ c. w" P- s" \
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.% N2 X: X% W" V, J2 a9 r- M
% ^: r, ]7 @7 h( ` 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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: [: `# Z4 \. u8 n7 U9 u8 ]2 y, v# i Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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* D- v, u) Q8 ~4 _# q Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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' @$ t) n" F$ g9 _! t( P" c1 N 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。+ Y0 R- |( J7 p/ I% H5 U% ?
& u J' f, c# W9 [0 q Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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* y x' Z* @. I/ D7 G; v( l* l The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.' m: R7 I3 e( P
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。8 Z+ A# Q) M1 N+ L
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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5 e$ \6 i+ R( ?7 G; j 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。/ @1 J: }7 K( S C( Z3 c) L
% j; |7 o& D( K1 P Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.3 l; }5 t. H: l& B( E# d$ b
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。$ e! k7 Z! w$ u9 x5 I( ^: ~
$ f* e0 X$ a' P% J) P0 U Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。" _0 ]+ a. i1 H @8 a
4 H+ ^ \1 P9 B, F) s2 C! G& }. ?! } “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.1 o p: c' }5 L; F4 ~3 P
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。( X) w& v7 r: Z* w
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.9 W6 H2 B- p% B
. N8 j! g {8 V2 ~& X: m8 p 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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2 ~! V) n1 K- r! q “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。4 i+ j" ^* `( q3 N# J* y
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!, M3 Y. h. ^/ l! ]1 z& d0 X- R; p2 ]+ q
: a }# H8 y! V+ O( {& H 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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) C' N# X4 a4 ^$ N) H) X, L God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。; T! o }( `& A3 y% u7 }& j
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When two’s company, three’s the result!% P5 |* \$ ]- t
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!- _6 {: j6 s8 K+ T, y T7 p
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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. x" w, ?& S. t 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。! X7 Q+ n9 K: q: Z* w7 J
! ]8 `" u" J, M. ^3 K7 I. K' C The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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: ?1 L! y7 c8 [0 m0 E9 g; O The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.& e# P& B$ e3 ?+ _7 P7 j0 W
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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