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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 * A0 w9 e7 x% h! ^0 R+ W/ h
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 + S* ^+ z; _# |5 r5 G% {
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.. E7 f( E9 M# s0 U5 m5 W
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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% B2 V! X, z6 h! | One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.% ^- p# c+ r6 _0 z h4 K( d
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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9 w7 \1 P r* b5 i( c; z( z Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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$ j5 P! p5 O( H5 u" s2 ]8 { B Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。. F4 t, X" M' |, C, Y
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.. z7 A# X1 }7 N5 q6 u: z
& k1 W9 W0 A+ Z% O/ s 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。& P* `% o- D# L1 |8 \$ L: D, d
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.% ~+ p. k; I$ ` A9 z6 H* L
- A5 } R! I9 V6 ]2 J6 W. l 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。1 C& B: ]6 ^' r7 Q, t
: q, G% C3 ^& d: Z6 ]" n Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.: r# H; c) \$ Q$ @( M1 y" y7 f# Q
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。# x0 M1 Q$ q+ i3 a/ K- G3 d# h
+ q9 }1 u- c5 l Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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9 k( a: S7 c* W4 [ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。3 O) V# C) y, O* R
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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9 V6 c- _9 |- C& a2 h. T3 X3 j( t 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。+ Y1 a- B- M% v3 B* K
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。0 t( Z% Z+ h' r
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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, K% O. x9 H9 r: _0 L6 f 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。. }) \# K+ _% T( h8 K
. l* `. J( p! Q “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.& H* e+ ~$ R. Y# |5 O' i7 r. T
) z, k x, Y$ Z: `( ]6 L 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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. C: W! t; K" _% s 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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% K! ?& J2 x6 B+ w$ ` n A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.9 K! V: C- x, u9 o7 k% d
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. W1 _) K; n, N
$ x7 x1 [) Z, C M+ u; z7 o 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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