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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.- _, \8 \* i& R# M. U1 O' w
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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1 S" i I6 V& I: d: z8 v- e 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend./ Y* Y9 r) K5 x9 K% [
0 }+ _# O- ]0 \- h) V% ?1 u$ U 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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& q4 v! U! U) J Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.) s1 a' ^) e$ K
( \! A5 _! _) g 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。; \9 n7 X3 \0 a
" l' J$ @- \! F2 {$ n The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise./ L6 E7 w. |" [7 N+ c
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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, u' O) }: } _- o0 F+ a0 N Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。) \, \: f/ f9 r2 E2 m( x5 ~* ?% i& H
8 K) X, Y% G# @: ` Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.8 D: h- ]; X( g5 \+ i. Z4 i6 n( d
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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% e9 f# X$ ]* K- X4 w 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。8 g$ S1 e# C; D% W. m
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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8 S8 P- \. p7 o1 N “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。' Y7 f! u: f- O: j" ~
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning., ^; u; r* T; \. u$ Z* J4 D: Q
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。, l4 e. k5 {4 l+ {" p' R# `
0 E4 T2 E+ Z1 C9 t “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。6 ]: A5 q3 y+ p, k' Y5 N! c
& X+ C$ S0 \, s1 g' e$ i# a0 v: b “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!) x+ t4 @0 s& O) z+ |
" o0 r3 d! A/ r! L1 R; Y 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。+ {: P5 P- m& F9 [: U2 U, i
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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" W4 D, b7 E. J; g( G+ I) {( [ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result! E- Z+ X, k/ a2 E1 `
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.3 m% E7 n* i+ k0 f2 @
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。6 }1 m E$ {) H0 W8 K
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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% ?$ t( n' q& H6 D ] The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.5 | Z9 o: `( [5 K1 T
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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