Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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8 x5 {" t' l" FThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

1 ^+ ?! S, ^+ _8 IFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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8 d8 W9 a' {/ Q' S, Y8 \This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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1 @) ?% W- l1 |' K! i9 c+ DThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

' i# |' V! x8 P& j( nLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
- g4 {) s8 l6 O/ x, [, Z- ]6 p" qTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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- B; w5 N2 G: X$ _5 ^A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

! h! i- j8 A5 Z$ rThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

) |6 c' M1 c7 k8 lThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

2 I7 B0 d  ~$ l0 g) W8 Y2 f" ]Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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" c' {  R; H5 o+ h6 I# `9 r% ABlonde Sky Divers
% M, a% ^) s+ HA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

2 D9 d9 k3 a2 G[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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