Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
+ E6 j* s  L; z0 l9 w* W( b; B: MOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

+ G4 m+ x0 {0 k6 {4 qHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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7 \& U; O: B; c( w' t8 l# \The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

* Q  J; j( A, e6 ?! j. O  c$ G0 LLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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/ s: |( ]9 K4 R* E1 G+ ]  L6 dA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

  {  ]. F/ ]) E% i; E6 U3 [3 c8 WThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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# }  k5 E( q0 G: Y$ gThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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* C8 f* d8 ?$ e' F9 G1 UFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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4 T3 }; j8 a, A( u6 ^6 G2 }1 wThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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# s: v% q3 B. O* s& ?6 FThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
. n# z8 x4 d3 Q& [4 g3 c3 YA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

  P6 `7 N( Z, }: m5 T1 POur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
6 W% u7 T+ H. P  Y( E9 _A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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4 k; B' j, M& I7 IThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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0 c# i+ k$ s% ?+ X4 n, m: p$ xShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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