Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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' E2 q; q$ A8 i  \The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

: ]# I- k. Q2 B: f" U1 Q  c' mHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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+ o( Y1 Z- J1 pFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

0 Q8 e7 e7 Z/ f4 n5 `7 Z' uThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

: b4 k9 [8 f4 o) X/ cThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

5 C% n- d" N- DLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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. Q# X6 @  O+ T! }Rowing Your Boat
& e' b* V# y3 v" i& HTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

3 j7 R0 _- Z! ?: I( R: FTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
3 }1 F) x$ h% a& M0 M# f$ fA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

% K& V# ^" A+ j$ @The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

) ?) ~- R8 e" ?Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
# Z" I2 D4 E: G! \A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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( b* W8 G0 F6 w* m) SOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

8 [! w8 l  N9 kThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

9 r, b3 }& {9 I% H3 KBlonde Sky Divers
$ a6 }4 ^+ q' k1 e0 k8 ^, Z5 }A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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