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Blonde Car Accident. `, C& Y7 Q& Q9 I! q" V/ K9 M+ T
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.9 m4 F% N A/ l+ G9 t
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.% q7 F' _8 E( F% K' w1 Q$ d; g
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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# P) v4 c- ^' D9 g8 lFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.% c& P# v7 F& `
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The blonde started laughing.- v$ \! ^0 x; Q# m7 L" N& {& l
5 B2 p! O4 Y1 G3 DThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.( c+ K9 S' R1 q5 ^
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.5 ^3 X8 B; w- F$ G
" I: E2 I# f1 _: p! tThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.$ d5 p0 _8 Z" Z) u5 [, \" @
/ c1 I2 O- F8 A5 ]. m% X( N! V, ?& A8 DThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"! z1 C' [8 I" K. L q' a* _
* B$ U$ y* @+ F5 VRowing Your Boat. n4 ?; ~3 [+ i* h# E
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.: J, C6 ~: T7 J
) j1 ^3 J, J; p; q }# ?The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
5 [6 w5 N, O+ U5 h& H: f$ TA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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& |% B+ p* S0 O1 {2 hThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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1 b( L( { S: A5 s9 Y( [8 P8 @+ s4 ?Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. n8 q) ~6 O! }. @. B; i9 Z/ [
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.# b7 P% W+ Y6 p4 u, a8 ?
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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: i1 r8 n; J* |2 [8 I7 rThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"# V7 M8 s! o% r
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?" }7 {4 s8 c- n' L4 X5 }; Z
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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/ |0 E) @4 m- ~; I2 u, [Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"4 `/ m% K1 O& k4 o# w0 y
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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$ P9 \* K0 j3 V1 E9 l2 B4 r7 @6 ^Blonde Sky Divers+ C/ p8 I! O3 W) h
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.% t) j9 @% V3 ~9 ^/ ]2 }( N$ e
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.5 |5 P6 B- P, C
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"- |5 K7 _, Y0 f7 G
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