Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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4 X! e4 ]! ]/ x8 RThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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7 |( [  B3 W3 ?$ ]3 O% RHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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) i5 _5 K! ]' D$ z: S  l! OFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

+ p# i! [0 R* l9 H9 F$ jThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

; o3 p( V" `, e+ k) @$ x0 Y- R  FThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

8 c4 a# s; I$ J/ [$ DLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

! K$ _* A$ S' a5 ?( {The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
) k5 U- I- {7 i9 ~+ R6 S' W& `Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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  P) C5 a- a; g* dThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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* H) x5 P# [5 P. KFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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, `5 _3 j* `+ m4 G5 \8 j! iSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

5 M- L" k" D% F$ k0 ^To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

% N+ K/ Y$ k. d0 w+ @The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

7 X' i( M& P1 ]; N$ EAre You Really Sure?
% G: a, M# d' HA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

% z: y/ d5 _& B6 uIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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: `4 E3 M* {9 k. \Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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; |) X8 p1 `- k7 Y! O( tThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

: L/ p7 d/ O8 N3 n) b; z4 T  @5 e+ ?Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

8 n, d- }, _- L: [[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

山翁