Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
: E" r1 W. ~6 hOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

. S, o9 i8 d* X0 g, w% XThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

' c" o2 v/ ]  p/ d, {* m7 P' ~* _He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

8 r9 N& y. [- b% N2 k5 ~5 b7 }Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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; k: @) u% q" h' n( ~5 L) D. _The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

) D9 ^* C* n0 T( q% XLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

( R. J3 V5 H+ v4 dThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

0 T- y- m$ M8 HRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

: g5 K/ q" @5 J* l$ V) {: O- DThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

- U( N& V7 q7 N+ K0 i* f+ i- w( VThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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4 P8 h& K2 j( B/ w6 ?The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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' J7 ^- ]: J( @4 h* |- ~Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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- f& d3 ~/ F6 M) xSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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0 U8 V6 ]6 Q9 E! CThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
  c1 T9 D6 y  B  X* B& MA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

( _& u) r4 q/ \& Z! z* `+ }& ^The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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$ l( g/ p, K; _" b[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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