The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

& L3 s  Y! U5 TAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

* G) f" H- L4 s0 R/ x1 P'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
8 B. ~7 H& u2 P! L0 |" F6 P* }'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
0 e- U+ f7 R# D3 ]& ?& c'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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9 f8 I5 H: P  I; M  O  K'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
' D8 Q& j! L  F* l8 M' P) O9 K. L'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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* I* x$ Y2 {5 [" |# |3 n. I% C6 ZAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
4 g  }% B. X0 M4 Q' C2 n, Ythe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
# D- ?6 V+ ^4 N, E3 Tthe legs
got wobbly,
7 G1 \5 H, V9 e0 I5 V" l; ]0 w+ Tthe eyes
3 m4 m4 V6 E% u7 ^/ }$ O6 a3 tgot watery,
. A8 m3 L1 B  S- w/ Iand the
4 ~8 f, @9 f: {  ]& N; Vblood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
. r# g# U$ N6 i; vrectum should be the boss.
! P% J! t( `0 |' i5 W, q( i# {The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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: ?6 K' s+ f: D& `0 t5 ][ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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7 P8 c9 e" n5 B+ n; n7 eWhere you got this so funning story!
, K% G: L+ T2 t: e1 DI like it.