The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

, @* `% ]. ]; M# M$ a. S: WAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
) G: h1 M4 H. k9 rtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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& H0 m! s9 T5 U+ D# o7 V! R1 @'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
1 L7 f6 ^5 S$ p% z, _5 N$ o/ Z'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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9 G( c8 {0 ?9 C6 A/ H0 E'I should be in charge,' said the
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
4 Q) c9 }+ c# K, M; p" \- w'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
& c, ]6 s5 p. |5 {  G9 |'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

% t1 [% s* ~4 t$ E2 E'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
& ~" j/ x$ G) `1 ]: @; Z'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

' E4 I$ D8 R  R0 ]All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
$ E& B( l- O" M& ^. V! j( aand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
( P+ `: Y2 ?: u. RWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
; s5 _" ^9 j& b" \$ y% k: ^the stomach
+ q4 u' E" Q, n% I% i* fwas bloated,
) t9 s: [( h0 r6 {the legs
- L% o* z6 W# Z- Y, sgot wobbly,
! t& f9 r8 }$ {: z! l# r. C3 m9 S9 Uthe eyes
# D5 v; j2 y- Fgot watery,
and the
blood
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They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

7 U& U* O, |; @6 f4 _. }8 gWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.