The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
( h! _" v1 c) z% s'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
8 E7 Y$ }- y0 D5 |. @+ C3 v+ k' Q'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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! u+ ?- f" V. B  b'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
; w7 G+ M/ K$ ?4 B% V) w. |'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
- Y4 j6 }& M( B: A) S, N'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
9 \% n+ D6 J: E2 Y) @. e1 H/ ?'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
' E2 q% w5 o" `0 t# ?'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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0 r( x6 d/ `% B3 ?All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
6 t( M( \5 U# a: ethe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
9 R5 I) J" Q1 w3 m- lwas bloated,
the legs
3 i2 r- e& C. u: Dgot wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
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was toxic.
# W) J+ M! v1 ]" Z' {5 DThey all decided that the
8 W" \6 N" f1 U2 c) s* t' m. L8 ~rectum should be the boss.
/ Q+ }; {* T6 ^7 v, fThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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! M% L) y" A9 H2 k' d' m* }[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.