The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
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9 g6 n" T2 o  S; ?'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

! s  O, r' X, M9 \% J$ |'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
4 Y- @" g  j" S0 [6 `/ QWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
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" [/ [$ C, d5 C. b/ ]- R% J# U1 R1 tthe legs
got wobbly,
- M) l8 Y! t+ K/ ?! Y2 wthe eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
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2 w! ?3 E* e5 G' |* \2 KThey all decided that the
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2 z7 Z/ ?0 l6 ~' a+ IThe Moral of the story?
2 r3 G  d  h& F2 w* AThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!



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Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.