The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
, A( M" @$ O8 c& C0 J! i: C'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
+ b  E6 }) B8 U; j+ e'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
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,
+ r: F6 b1 Y1 x& T9 ~( Z- h) W'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
% n, {4 z& }/ A% p+ z, N0 I! j'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
0 c, A7 r) ?' l% x'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
' M# ^1 ?; T' {9 l+ G+ M  O'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

' s+ N7 N* \* I9 e* c  MAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
4 Y0 a4 U& l" k' vWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
, G* V5 O; R# O6 k+ dthe legs
got wobbly,
# S, F! O1 h" P- W8 Z0 p1 jthe eyes
7 u7 C; Q; G5 ^5 {% Q6 vgot watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
# ^% g8 J! ]  b3 a) |They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
9 n0 Q# \1 d8 e  `  _The ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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5 U0 r. i" ?) [[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
9 [3 {8 q# w9 Y& F8 p  dI like it.