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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
2 A' j! A: Q' l! F8 Ytrying to decide who was the one in charge.

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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,1 J0 }' I) C( |- T) \
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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; i& X3 |/ B4 u. g'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,/ u0 F; w9 W1 k  l1 n9 t
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'" F" b5 A3 l. h! G1 f
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
& a0 q: q- f7 q  ?: d2 ~( Y  X'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
) W$ L& D2 [, ~% H" a'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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' f1 W( |  s( f1 V, a7 F+ XAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum# A( i* A. I4 G  p; n
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

: v( \2 A2 |& l2 YWithin a few days,
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stomach- n! p* t- ^& P
was bloated,
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legs
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got wobbly,5 S3 A6 ?& X- V
the
eyes
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got watery,
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blood
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was toxic.0 ]+ I6 j) ?3 J  X1 q9 w  ]
They all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.4 j7 x/ U- w: A% H% P& f
The Moral of the story?. U- M5 r6 g1 g/ q* \7 b" `, {" o
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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9 n% C; g0 F: \: _  w& h8 N[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!  ~$ N5 F* {# n( v* @! d1 r

/ \7 u; U6 Z* r* a9 r+ ^Where you got this so funning story!
& @2 I5 p& r. O- y6 FI like it.
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