The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
, U4 U, O7 l4 t'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
, W& ~4 V, B0 ?1 o'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
5 x/ S. |0 n! m'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
3 V9 a+ [# c# V4 z7 Z5 N* mand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
; u7 f" x. b, n/ Z" IWithin a few days,
! c4 f+ g! v, T; m3 Mthe brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
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$ ~4 B! k( d7 s; q( s( n5 W6 JThey all decided that the
% ]3 o3 u& s% R- arectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
* V% V6 }. d- V0 S- M' sThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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* t: J* [8 [# K5 Q6 g3 f2 Q[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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6 L' F) L6 q, s7 ?Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.