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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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; x) h; m2 k4 w, oAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,; R5 h6 U" i) a9 X+ H+ t) j
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
! v* P# |8 C6 F, L7 T'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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4 g. _8 W# S% |3 k7 t/ \2 q'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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1 T! f+ i, Z0 I! D% Q'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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8 B5 `  ?, R' y) N7 M. G" P% g'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach

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, ~6 y9 f0 a' Y( v'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,4 h3 e8 @- ]- s- B2 X
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
; N2 t" Q; |1 d$ ^, Z'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,7 E3 p, g+ D* A2 ^( b
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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; g. v: @7 v' ?$ j  ~2 ]All the other body parts laughed at the rectum3 y; K2 J3 z1 R8 P3 g5 ~+ C
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

; W6 L) _% p1 b: i4 W& `" b/ ^$ yWithin a few days,
/ F: T: X3 L! R9 Ithe brain had a terrible headache,

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stomach
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was bloated,1 R0 r# p0 J( A& P# c% M9 d5 s& {
the
legs
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got wobbly,
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eyes3 h, o3 k& f, j  C( B
got watery,
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blood4 L0 r' F6 S% ~  v/ t
was toxic.
, U; o) P3 @7 i- d$ hThey all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.
; ~( p  M5 D6 L0 g( nThe Moral of the story?0 d4 b& G+ m# F# t! ^
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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0 ^- \  O' m( j) I! P+ E[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
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