The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

$ x, u4 G+ l9 t'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
/ r6 I4 o* ?' Q) X'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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9 [6 L; h7 b" }'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
- @* ^, |7 g% G' ?" Q'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
$ o2 i& W, L% r1 X; Y4 O+ q'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
" [6 `& b, Q7 d6 M2 @, A5 U'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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$ T; b; @4 M# C, q: C8 KAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
" g. m2 @! G6 j. \$ e6 H& i, Oand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
5 B; |9 W3 B  |6 `the brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
4 k4 e2 s; T) K) uthe legs
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the eyes
got watery,
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blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
3 [" z: n- |. w$ U! OThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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1 o: y! _9 X" Q4 e1 xWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.