The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

; x) h; m2 k4 w, oAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
! v* P# |8 C6 F, L7 T'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

4 g. _8 W# S% |3 k7 t/ \2 q'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
1 T! f+ i, Z0 I! D% Q'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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8 B5 `  ?, R' y) N7 M. G" P% g'I should be in charge,' said the
0 E! `" d* ^( ?. R. F' Hstomach
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, ~6 y9 f0 a' Y( v'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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9 f; r3 X/ \& @4 R1 |: V7 T  Y'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
; N2 t" Q; |1 d$ ^, Z'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
0 r4 `! R  g- P1 N) O; I'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

; g. v: @7 v' ?$ j  ~2 ]All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
; W6 L) _% p1 b: i4 W& `" b/ ^$ yWithin a few days,
/ F: T: X3 L! R9 Ithe brain had a terrible headache,
) ^& H8 E, ]9 f5 A3 j7 a* c' |the stomach
; ^+ C6 d" }/ U$ Vwas bloated,
the legs
8 V2 G! ]# N+ Lgot wobbly,
( R$ a, A$ ~& X0 ~" i, A( {/ y# W8 |1 Rthe eyes
got watery,
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blood
was toxic.
, U; o) P3 @7 i- d$ hThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
; ~( p  M5 D6 L0 g( nThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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0 ^- \  O' m( j) I! P+ E[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
) A3 R9 n, j, F& P; S' G* U  E6 tI like it.