The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

9 [2 ~! y8 o' A! }All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
3 _- \, i" c" i" M/ _8 G7 N# Rtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
5 t7 R, S: c2 h1 }1 u* U6 L7 L; O'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
0 |) ^4 P5 D, l; ~! U$ p' d'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
  G2 K$ x: O2 S+ ~* D( ~'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
4 v6 ]$ N3 P! D' H4 `. x" d'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

: S/ {# `& J- _$ j! K' t; g'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
6 @/ j6 n* V' R9 ]$ U' K& h'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
% [4 [% |" C; i'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
% B" W! w- T( I7 A( Z$ u'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

7 F& C8 P6 f9 e% P& Y2 zAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
: T; `  u. k2 Y6 oand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
! F0 J3 t  B( Uthe stomach
! v& H$ @' I) U# Kwas bloated,
, n/ Z- ^) M, q: h& b! Hthe legs
% [5 X7 ^- {# P* _* fgot wobbly,
) |) w4 R& Z5 a9 C5 Xthe eyes
got watery,
and the
6 \$ W/ l& M. o) Xblood
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% L. E' Y8 O9 V' l) _/ ^They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
) m8 ]% }1 E0 o% mThe Moral of the story?
8 ^- l! x2 [9 l8 |% B/ i% Z! o- nThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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+ f* F; ?: b$ ^5 H3 G[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.