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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'+ M# {7 A7 ^1 I8 t- t6 N ~
+ g4 G: G; M2 @7 XThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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( v9 L0 z* X1 N& R8 EThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.' h2 V) e6 o9 J
3 U% ^& C1 k4 f2 P$ F. kThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'9 L5 H4 B# m- ~0 \4 V! h
5 I D1 {" O* `3 QThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'6 c, c% V; t N6 K& H# n# U
# W0 j5 \1 ^2 p B* k4 ~& JHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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K& }( }5 W# y1 z4 gShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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3 d+ R) f6 e6 x% n. {. l1 [Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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( R0 Q9 L; i C z; @2 K: dThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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