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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'9 } _5 G& ^) m* y# ` q0 b+ q. ~
# I$ x) Z8 Y* L! @* X$ m6 YThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'3 y' F$ h9 O9 N
4 e2 q% X, d- Y7 A6 y2 {& kThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !' I. A+ |* c8 _) W2 N% i# g
- w7 F2 J' C7 x+ Q3 oThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'% ?0 G, L+ Q) o' ?9 {
& d8 {. [6 n8 h% m4 t0 |The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?' X P* q6 u: ~% ` \
. L2 [( D; n( A5 t- @+ @* v4 GShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'2 C" ?/ G* d& n: q( b, g8 \4 M: r' R
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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1 Y' S+ w* e i; ~# ? [The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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