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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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0 N- _% f. x% ZThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'( z E) ~! w0 ^# S/ A1 ~
6 O3 Q* K7 j' w9 W! PThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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0 S- _" N5 D+ H, P- yThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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' v* C, D4 ~$ R! K7 e, SThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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: T) U0 `$ U: u0 l' A: J" r! _& i4 |He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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1 ]6 r9 k4 q( w! r0 lShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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( g k5 H* a: \" H: H; VPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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