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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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& A7 a) I0 b& M$ B' L, l+ bA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'+ L# B6 d) x; N5 D5 ^. u# Q3 b; k7 p
: a: }! M+ a( T3 l1 LThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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|7 u4 T* X. o/ [( v# ^The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !', p1 b6 J2 I3 o8 d4 V, v+ q
: g6 q# X7 G; C* L. r7 Z: [The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'8 _+ E+ o ?( L: m9 M/ [9 E) o! a
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'2 i# i" R4 J' W) D8 o* W
8 M- y; C- u1 S7 EHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'4 W$ d- U" I3 g/ x- v
9 r& C' U4 t) G' uPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'. g$ ?" a% y( d3 E# ?, O5 _; R
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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