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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'' S/ I/ T2 {9 q
$ M3 X4 \ ?- b4 B4 wThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !': `* L3 [2 S& s
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'3 v" Z/ k- S) G% Z5 u
% `( M0 m& C" |He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?': W+ W* W. N T* Z5 h1 U" L- X( `
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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