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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. / \+ T& x* S9 A9 I) C4 O+ N
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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# b) a6 N! ?/ A: B0 x5 DThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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, X) D& D" x7 ]( l3 pThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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5 \& R6 d" e" N& W0 H) P9 xThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'' R' z4 Z+ x+ h7 J
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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* E. Q- r! ^6 BPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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