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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 5 O( x- b3 x5 \6 ~- R. P2 f( D i: R
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'2 T& q" I6 U; ^! k
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !', V& p- q; |0 C' W
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'9 s3 \/ j! z, S1 Z9 d
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'/ ?; G) v0 I8 m2 k& l
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'( R8 [- J( `( b' a. @! V
6 o" ^5 |" ?" V( o, _, n" h& F; aThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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