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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'; _) n% x% t' q7 r' J( J5 i R
" N( A0 v; L2 ^1 |' Q! |, k; g7 f- SThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'6 b3 `! F" Y! J
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.') A% [4 k4 `6 o. d/ g5 G5 s. N+ c
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'0 S$ g/ V7 U- h" Q
) z$ @/ \3 g, y& i0 _/ {He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?') n4 [! o7 N, g8 [% H0 R; }* T# G
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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' O" c! d8 g* x3 t2 m+ QPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'+ o% R+ _1 I, {! X) {3 P+ Y( O
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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