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^8 U! m8 _2 gA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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* o: J7 o- G6 o' ?- R/ TThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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/ @, N S N/ [; w, [, Q. tThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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3 B' _' t! j4 L" uHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'/ y' W2 X# @" {& B1 a4 D2 r! R7 f
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !', }. W. T) Y$ x; y' T0 r7 R* G
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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