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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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% Z( J& l; Z9 X# mThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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/ w$ _0 |/ J, M# sThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'/ M9 U+ m4 A* D o1 K/ G
. ]; @3 H4 V8 C# AThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'! q" u, _% Y1 |: {* ~: t: }1 l
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'% c/ [ j, g; X J7 P
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'/ `% x6 l* \& X0 o2 h7 S5 n
& S5 U4 F. F8 M( _- Y/ dHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'1 O8 w7 K H# O/ K8 @
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'! k& e/ J4 q1 r" o# q/ h
& m* W) b3 m8 S; l9 hPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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% W3 [9 a: {: y; }8 b/ N" JThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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