Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

# ~( [7 r: L$ S: `. Q1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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3 R  z4 ?8 @# o! Q4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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0 m9 t0 E; A- L% _4 r. L5. Are You Andy or Barney?

! g% ^! C2 S- _; M. w6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!

  \0 U" V" b, U& w5 ^9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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3 U! R$ J- g! H) }12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"