Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

# ~. F" L+ X8 ]/ ]2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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1 p5 f6 a: |: u3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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3 W4 u$ [* N( T4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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. w" I1 o/ m7 Q5 d# }6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

' M6 `* y6 a, ?/ K* B1 S9 Y7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

: r$ r1 o9 B% F8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

/ G, t9 h5 I: W: U% B5 x% q% U3 ^+ _10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"