Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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# U# w+ A6 A8 X* l, v! h. N! {2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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+ q. c$ j: i  K3 U4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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6 q5 [# B) ^9 g5 _# D5 T+ U- S5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

9 _, s' D5 D! p$ a( S9 X- O1 K7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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6 T! O8 S6 y6 ^1 [+ r9 Y$ \8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"