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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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0 s7 k8 @* E' S8 p1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? + B- Q, ], q# r1 ]9 @1 y7 f7 t$ v
9 ]6 T( @' F9 h4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! / C* `: i9 P; q6 g$ t; c# w
- b# _2 c2 W4 L+ I, P( \# [4 _2 n/ X) J5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. * E6 b; ]9 U o9 e8 k# F. M
' @; H2 a( T, `) K7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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/ u, K7 \, P" w- J ?, G8. I pay your salary! % T; z N& t7 ?, c( }) ?& q$ E3 W5 c
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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! m* E W3 ]- F" l11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. ) o) h- D$ i7 B( B- h0 `& P$ e
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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