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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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5 U( G2 f- F, G( h. [% H& l1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4 |' {7 z: V- ^/ X
" C a) ?1 O! t5 A4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 9 o" S& L" H ~! _* N5 z/ T
, H/ `, b5 w0 S2 Q! d+ f5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. $ V. g+ x# d! r0 C
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? % W' o2 L6 }; N1 w: U1 W: D5 i
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8. I pay your salary! ; b( m" { b- k6 G% u
( X9 n. S6 w/ l* u7 f7 u- z9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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{- L F! Q3 v8 r10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. ! _1 \* _! K; |( x/ p7 o
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 5 ]5 k/ ?; A) W z3 |
, {2 z; f% c9 {# w5 W8 G3 T" x12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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