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NEVER SAY TO A COP: + [, f* O. H* J# t- \
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) / A- `' o' L! @2 v! E- k$ w k
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? ) v1 x9 s; E6 P9 d0 d5 L+ _- C
0 y% D) o' C6 D4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! " ]9 L+ a5 I# v5 V# j% W8 S
) U9 g' Y% r7 S; o6 w5. Are You Andy or Barney? 2 T8 m" u5 ?5 j7 ~+ M
% ~. E" C' ~% I1 K0 i6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 2 c+ M, w) ^; b- z; D/ d
' O4 `8 \9 n- f) p8 P7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? ( W9 x# E) E O6 C# g* a
+ D3 [5 w0 \9 g+ E7 y8. I pay your salary! 5 g5 {) f3 I4 Y" ]" n1 Y" c) o- w% y1 W; a
5 K6 G; E# ^5 ]9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! - G' }! [/ b2 {* z7 c# U! W& @
+ j: @- O3 H3 ^/ N* D) b0 A10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 6 m" S) G# F5 g% f) k
/ W2 B+ y# Y8 D7 Q Q% h7 z5 p11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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, y; s% V- l5 G5 Z12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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