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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. 0 A& s$ u) j0 M: Y. b, m9 N! E$ t
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Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. 1 L `( \1 A/ c; r
3 p! Q5 R: J; l6 S5 fLeave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
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V, s, G# W- l/ L; I8 ~; r) SIf they are counting the bricks. : |7 I U$ L, D6 U
Put them in the accounts department. & y8 Z9 K( C& n2 i8 P
- R1 d2 U& S- N1 R% S9 XIf they are recounting them.. ' t K+ \" q, } _5 h
Put them in auditing. ! T' X! F6 f8 r" Q2 p* d8 G
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If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
2 G3 U2 y% m( k' s: k! zPut them in engineering. ( Z/ b: m% K9 E) p+ {# i
; g+ _6 L: m& U) MIf they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. 4 f3 e! {4 z) x" F
Put them in planning. ; q; r% a$ v( S2 H7 i$ j1 z1 l
& K- p$ B, a$ qIf they are throwing the bricks at each other. & i g4 u! `, }) i$ I8 Y% ^
Put them in operations.
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If they are sleeping.
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If they have broken the bricks into pieces. / s& L. c" G4 F0 y
Put them in information technology.
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* g. k8 d2 r- z& IIf they are sitting idle. : ~- w, q* Z: K6 [! V: p# i
Put them in human resources.
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3 n {; o: V8 q9 NIf they say they have tried different combinations, yet
/ K6 H2 W% Y' D$ Vnot a brick has been moved.
j a0 b- E' O, L6 `Put them in sales.
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, R* A, N6 u% ~) NIf they have already left for the day. # b) o$ k- R" o; o# u
Put them in marketing. : E9 [0 M; K+ J" a* R. j
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If they are staring out of the window. - h% T% t G+ ^
Put them on strategic planning. - {1 c M6 y0 Y; g, j1 j
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And then last but not least. 0 x5 j1 g, V* `+ z. G* z8 U# s
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
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$ {* g) I& z0 U' f# s' A$ `Congratulate them and put them in top management |
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