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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.we
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- z( o% G. }# s: }' s9 w6 r& w& k9 M  two who and who?
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6 }3 H& F& E5 D, X3 a- C* P  咱俩谁跟谁阿
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  2.how are you ? how old are you? # ]0 w4 G0 h# ~, S8 k1 I7 k

  H! g  P2 `  `- }# `' _  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 6 F* T3 o+ H+ m5 t. c* V0 l
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
# D4 I4 @' W6 q4 h4 ^+ b' G) I5 o5 Ptogether up ! 0 ]! f2 _4 P" r

6 |- _7 {3 k( S  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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$ I- n9 [# c  w1 L! w; B9 C  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
4 x& D- x( _5 G) a. h  |$ {nothing to say,go home!!
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; K5 L( W9 y- X( R" T" Y" i- H  有事起奏,无事退朝
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  6.you me you me
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  彼此彼此 * O" A1 t' n. W

% v7 P  G. v) p' N, @8 I  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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  你给我站住! % U% |0 u" D/ Q! G
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  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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  知之为知之,不知为不知... : w7 A. V! m' Y8 m# v  X
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  9.WATCH SISTER / U$ t' x4 p% j! T- a' F# t
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  表妹 ; w, \$ c0 d/ w: G' z' s

1 D2 u( |6 F1 P1 J+ `  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! 1 V7 `7 W$ j+ O0 p) |

- |3 Q/ `- q2 Q  N  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 6 N* {% k; R) i

/ s0 P* x, p- c* {, O7 \  11.American Chinese not enough . R- }- q: y; Q$ \3 p
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  美中不足 # f. A8 n" z  p
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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  车祸现场描述
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  13.heart flower angry open / w3 w# E. W- L/ j
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  心花怒放 0 Z) @  c0 p# z+ M3 Z
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  14.go past no mistake past
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  走过路过,不要错过
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  15.小明:I am sorry!
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8 m; e1 s! t; n( ]$ H4 J! X' b  老外:I am sorry too!
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  小明:I am sorry three! & `# m) ]' t2 y  {
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  老外:What are you sorry for? 1 v* P; W6 Z7 I* U. _
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  小明:I am sorry five! ( B7 l; L& }1 |  j  h1 ~1 `

! |4 {4 g% h! b6 u4 C1 @  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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2 J  a  t! _" F( m0 X/ j  要钱没有,要命一条
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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  我叫李老大,今年25。
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* E4 o$ v8 L: h7 r; e2 l3 r6 {  18.you have two down son。 9 ?$ b+ |" ?: z& W. J+ p

: ]' I. m1 W# k1 v; q  你有两下子。
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  19.as far as you go to die
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  有多远,死多远!!!!   ?5 h' o/ T9 O5 u& |

7 l) K* \2 Y" X1 h  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn * D! q4 }5 {+ y
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给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~; d; \0 G, v/ y# q. S
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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