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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, 9 ~% n& B2 }1 e3 [" }. m: s
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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: t+ x3 e' s8 HThe first man married a nurse. 0 r }9 H; V' q3 X# D6 u
, E7 g) X5 {* C, U& Y8 IDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
: E2 q9 h, Z- _3 M. {- U1 MNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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8 G1 r" n, e( y. _! oThe second man married a telephone operator. $ s- Y' H! N% g4 m0 s
) [) i0 J# M$ p5 P1 m) m" ]Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. + c7 P3 B7 n$ ?) v& ` n
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top * J) t' R8 e q& k
button...A-bomb.?
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& ^* d, ^/ W! i, g) W% ]The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
- |# }8 _! d3 ?2 vbut teachers are just too frigid".% j, D) ^: I; k$ ^$ m: N
6 v5 Z0 @1 g+ NThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
' d# L: t* r/ @/ C% J' d! _only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
7 G% e0 O2 f5 ~6 P" qwould call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The + M& B: ?) d1 k8 l2 S
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
" B8 a; `2 m0 s; \5 E$ tpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.6 ? S1 d, _/ g7 U: }
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
; d/ h5 F7 i! Q3 {5 L5 B: Dwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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! M0 _$ S, F" cAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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0 K- L! n' w" |0 y+ PThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 8 K# v& } `$ L+ D$ W+ P
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
% S% T2 W% [, |6 W. _in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.5 ]8 ^7 R8 K& \! W
7 U- m0 Z9 W; Q( }. rDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
8 }/ p' p! C$ @( \2 y* r3 h. ltheir voices."
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0 g' ~7 B! h4 L; W2 q5 I3 b2 k1 K0 eThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
* G/ y# u* \9 Q) i! F0 Fheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
) @& H& F) |6 \) `three minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be " F( a0 z" A: O$ k C
calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.% d! V# o9 C- x1 v
" L, }0 z" g2 _* K$ J5 x3 I% R* g8 ~Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
+ L# V3 J6 b8 @; aman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
5 A0 V& T; n' q3 }8 uhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 2 I4 \8 x# x; Y, U/ N$ l
legs.
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) J9 M0 C/ q( z0 K! `3 u5 n2 lJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 1 {: [: _+ u2 q5 l% J! V1 @0 i* W/ T
fight?" 9 n. Z/ g3 v# Z1 M
4 h+ ?: K: r- J7 s1 IThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 1 s0 h& t( z" J% c! g
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
G: Z$ A1 |8 r$ u0 Q+ H" o1 mare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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