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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
+ h4 ?5 Z3 E) l8 I, a+ |- A$ l+ Ewhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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The first man married a nurse. , L& y( c% l: F5 v t$ a1 V
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 0 q. K0 R. h5 ]
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. : ?, S! f. e1 t7 M' o6 D
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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6 \2 z" v3 r v- k; C* W$ j7 B& OThe third man married a school teacher. 9 _+ e# f8 t5 g \' A5 V: t" H
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
+ o3 C" R v0 I/ Z6 lbut teachers are just too frigid".: f' f% I% c. m
2 ~- d7 F' t8 i) m5 S' bThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
" O1 I& @% Y. N7 k5 A2 jonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 0 j6 k$ F5 T( }3 ^: W
would call much later in the day.) G" j: W7 P! ^4 E/ }# J/ B: l
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The 8 L" t! k$ J0 \# P
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's " A( c7 D" a7 X+ ?6 j
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. $ ~# s: Y7 D3 c: H8 K: |
7 A$ v. Q+ L' c8 T$ eDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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; c5 n5 \ q, x2 d: KThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
6 a9 D) R# a9 Q* R& x. iwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."5 T+ Y6 h: }( p6 J( ^
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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9 k* ^" W+ u2 W& N% oThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast + n8 h3 f! X. V, V+ W
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back 9 n" [3 D( a$ b, a4 }6 f0 p
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as ! E4 w/ e" O2 }+ q6 ]
their voices." 6 B- v' l0 Z0 J8 L3 ]6 J
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
7 j( ]/ X3 X$ Y- Rheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
+ w$ |9 t- v* y6 [" X: j) dthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be + v) K; V0 U) @
calling any minute.7 q, O3 e0 G% r3 \
# n, D4 q# D8 c! t3 WFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.( M U {* `& ~4 c2 N5 W0 W( U# W
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The ) D, \2 r8 \2 [
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
" P# F0 ]6 B* ]8 J+ Yhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and r( P7 n/ G& P
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( Y% q1 O3 u- I( e. k: U* HJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 6 Q5 i( ~: ^4 M: l/ w2 N8 S: |: ^
fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry $ ]- t& z& d1 V& R' W
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
( m0 |% `3 ]- b4 A( P1 eare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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