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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
1 l: [$ d6 h! y' F, n- j, ?Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. % c3 t+ Z* h1 x3 E
George: Great. Lay it on me.
& P/ R1 ^$ w W; VCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. 7 C/ e$ K% g4 ^: c+ \) x- W
George: That's what I want to know.
; P" A4 G& H/ u E! ACondi: That's what I'm telling you. 1 x/ H% ` D3 x6 {$ n
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? . {$ r- }1 P" K$ ?, R
Condi: Yes.
# f4 f( n7 J. Q4 r4 gGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. $ A# S- f( q& H( E. o; q
Condi: Hu. # E/ |7 ^1 m E. v( q
George: The guy in China.
) D# m* k- O: k5 C7 ~Condi: Hu. * P d8 N) x1 m. L2 ]1 A T
George: The new leader of China.
2 K! I7 U6 A* F) sCondi: Hu.
6 `* ~3 ` o" T' o& o8 DGeorge: The Chinaman! ( s- {5 F! M" g
Condi: Hu is leading China. 3 }3 j& Y8 i# p. R z( h7 D
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
6 Z P; a8 k: a. E, Y- DCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. : E7 K% }) g" D& k" n% \; f8 i
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? % b9 F! s# _- ]7 S9 x
Condi: That's the man's name.
8 x$ M1 _7 O9 S1 zGeorge: That's who's name? 1 F1 l+ o. T5 }: e% I) U
Condi: Yes. & S5 N- j3 _3 p2 A
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ( v# b: ]" G) e2 u" M7 L' I/ W
Condi: Yes, sir.
* `# ~# h- k: } D w8 ?) B% B8 UGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
) _: G- f' n# `. o/ n: S& m' [5 ZCondi: That's correct.
: Z% u7 [& Q5 i/ c0 w7 \0 SGeorge: Then who is in China? ( R% y4 d4 J& |8 `7 b+ A
Condi: Yes, sir. ' g& V1 U' m: a- x
George: Yassir is in China? ! ~$ K* ?& r u4 P9 k4 r0 c
Condi: No, sir. $ b4 ~$ C: ?& H% u/ m/ {
George: Then who is?
+ u; [, H/ _ v/ U4 r( A* kCondi: Yes, sir. % w- v3 Z! {7 y8 t4 y0 K
George: Yassir?
9 p2 R/ |& _5 J' y' xCondi: No, sir.
" D) l8 Y& O+ Q. `3 C" hGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. * v; U5 x$ ?9 I! _" g
Condi: Kofi? s0 U9 e6 P3 K& w# N; r
George: No, thanks. $ ~4 T' a! T# C1 ~: n
Condi: You want Kofi? % u6 u! T$ V% f" `
George: No.
4 z* N+ l1 x: g7 M1 I$ V1 mCondi: You don't want Kofi.
3 C' M. [7 _9 S5 x8 yGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. . B. t) k% v+ A+ \
Condi: Yes, sir. % O) h/ i* _2 U) @- H
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
: I: z; n& J& o9 B8 R$ @. TCondi: Kofi? $ d5 }9 J: i" r$ L" r
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
8 P2 Z9 A# \6 j; i6 ~1 T9 |* WCondi: And call who?
Z" m6 o, ~( t4 ~& R9 @2 sGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
! @7 K9 |4 E& sCondi: Hu is the guy in China. " Q9 ~- ], ?; W5 g, ~
George: Will you stay out of China?!
u% [4 Z; W& l* ^Condi: Yes, sir.
+ t+ |$ ]4 \; B! s* r2 W1 j) h$ ^George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. , i( l) m. l! q p- n- r
Condi: Kofi. 0 |6 |. D2 f' W" a- S# t4 t
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
^: b4 C, y, ]' ^/ O w(Condi picks up the phone.) $ J- K; `% Q# X4 i
Condi: Rice, here. : F7 w8 P0 L: d, P, Y8 w5 w
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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