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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) : b0 ` a# Q3 w# h9 ?
/ F; ?. p7 X6 d5 y3 i) vGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
8 i( x" g0 z, H% q" y2 a! [+ xCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. " @( y; \+ v5 |! L/ v8 N: f: O
George: Great. Lay it on me.
1 d: v: T, _, M% n' N/ ^Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. - f4 |+ O! a+ C7 E% Q
George: That's what I want to know. 7 A+ o! Z, F1 z1 I) r7 j
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
$ x: O+ S, k7 O2 }( G: q+ YGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ' D6 ~1 u' l6 s/ V
Condi: Yes. # X% J8 r, W. Z9 r! x0 P0 n
George: I mean the fellow's name.
+ W/ H9 J. S1 Y- l6 K: K1 {Condi: Hu.
/ ]" [1 x. F7 CGeorge: The guy in China.
6 m6 Y2 n: ~, g" zCondi: Hu. , W. D: x6 O; n- W' x
George: The new leader of China. . R% y9 [: K0 P* D) q6 @
Condi: Hu.
0 ^* K& n% Y1 x" B9 y# }George: The Chinaman!
0 M* T: H& X+ Z: ]+ KCondi: Hu is leading China. . Q, ?% w0 D! {
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 8 H6 d" {: Z# R O0 n
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
5 K [/ B0 W- J$ [9 @1 CGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 6 \5 a- K, j/ A+ {
Condi: That's the man's name. 4 P+ u/ ~6 ^8 s: H
George: That's who's name?
: [3 g1 v0 R& `8 g3 hCondi: Yes.
$ | k- F; i; s- p4 w; ] h3 }% |George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ( \% j# w& ~; x+ x& \2 h7 c% [
Condi: Yes, sir. ) A! G$ V/ \. K3 C. _7 M0 S. C4 \+ x# O
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. $ _4 [3 c3 b# [& L E1 q
Condi: That's correct. , L b0 f) Q5 S3 r+ I& t i
George: Then who is in China? 6 O5 l; o' n; v& c( S, U( B# a( G
Condi: Yes, sir.
$ W* C5 A& f1 A E0 y* ~George: Yassir is in China? 9 m* a# L6 ?# T# a
Condi: No, sir.
& R0 d4 r( A- U5 O: s* H gGeorge: Then who is? a& t, ^3 }8 j0 g7 X& g9 Y
Condi: Yes, sir.
- n1 U0 T$ G9 Q4 [9 p: [George: Yassir?
, h; v; U C" j9 J* @' Q* \+ uCondi: No, sir. ( S) n# S% z! J0 t. w/ y% F
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. , R% l# l$ U- O7 X
Condi: Kofi? - x q. O6 m2 ]
George: No, thanks. ' I G+ f. f, r0 n1 ]: B& o6 h h# s
Condi: You want Kofi? % H, w' Q( v: ~; G! C
George: No. 8 i/ J+ A$ s% N, K: v5 U
Condi: You don't want Kofi. 5 W. l: x% {; x) T, l
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. ' x2 P: K3 f2 m6 o& [2 `
Condi: Yes, sir.
$ K$ w: [: V6 kGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ( q' Y# f2 n, V T, @+ d, F k
Condi: Kofi?
# @ m& ]2 \+ E t" iGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? ( i2 s: M9 y2 O- N! O8 s! w
Condi: And call who? 5 T! q5 a k N( K
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? & z7 j% T$ z: f- V, W0 A% a
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. & G# {0 @5 D( W6 G, C& Q6 `
George: Will you stay out of China?!
+ [ R0 F; c5 }) dCondi: Yes, sir.
4 P" N8 k2 v9 p' Q% {& pGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. " I* l& a2 q( C& s4 I
Condi: Kofi. # X. A! L+ _9 [. c" i
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
6 M0 |8 M3 k- O- k* ?4 x: `6 C% ^(Condi picks up the phone.)
' z* H A$ d1 P3 x S: H( s+ |8 j9 fCondi: Rice, here. ) u) @% d' y9 z
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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