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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 4 Y5 a' F w( V" C) a Q
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
8 {( X& m4 o% o0 }George: Great. Lay it on me. 1 t1 B' f+ e9 m# w# K3 o! D
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. - Z) Y3 v/ @' R y
George: That's what I want to know.
% j6 n# x! n& ~/ w% {6 ^/ ECondi: That's what I'm telling you. 0 o* y7 W$ x$ c8 w1 m" S% w
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ! Q& x8 Q( g0 E" k
Condi: Yes. 6 o- P4 R1 G- S" U4 t- `
George: I mean the fellow's name.
+ O3 g, M3 s- u1 I0 U' M) sCondi: Hu.
1 m1 H q: Y0 M4 MGeorge: The guy in China. I7 y1 o4 \6 c4 x+ ]
Condi: Hu. * g% N% Y; ~1 N+ s6 V
George: The new leader of China. $ e6 E' n5 T8 h! p1 @, {; p
Condi: Hu.
' }& l5 J1 \" D9 tGeorge: The Chinaman! , l1 \& L H- W! z/ f/ W
Condi: Hu is leading China. , | \# T! i1 I) ~; V# J
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 5 N$ Y+ Z3 J% t& m; E7 `. {3 j; P
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
4 L) o) p; t2 rGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ) S! f6 x$ q8 F7 z9 R
Condi: That's the man's name. ; O3 S H( f3 N2 i/ |! M, y* I
George: That's who's name?
1 V- r; i) _' I% ICondi: Yes.
. I: Y6 b. l8 k4 u: S7 R/ B' A" fGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ( d1 c* x9 L' M# ^1 r e5 c
Condi: Yes, sir.
- _3 Q" u" i: c! O+ h3 }- AGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 7 }9 g5 q9 k4 x7 m/ j" {
Condi: That's correct.
0 a7 n3 l0 V. s( ZGeorge: Then who is in China?
$ y0 c: t, a) v) b- ^3 @( U1 n6 QCondi: Yes, sir.
+ L7 ?3 u) B" G: vGeorge: Yassir is in China? / |( W" [, ]7 U8 l: d* C
Condi: No, sir.
0 I) p) z' `* `, Z# R! W. A2 S$ fGeorge: Then who is? 1 q: D5 c' Y9 m9 U* C& j) |
Condi: Yes, sir.
' {7 {# ]0 B; {. m6 KGeorge: Yassir? * e8 l+ D# O) W
Condi: No, sir. : G3 I3 d' o6 y6 ]# ]; I* c1 U
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
- e8 l$ z, v6 Q4 V4 E& B: v/ v% xCondi: Kofi?
8 H0 A( e0 j; Z, g4 P% {& C& @+ \George: No, thanks.
8 E% y% k/ z. M. n9 k5 Q: K8 ?8 YCondi: You want Kofi?
' T0 |6 q7 Y- R( f1 V7 @8 n1 AGeorge: No. 0 f9 y: b7 f7 F( n0 B3 a( v2 e
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
8 V( a! x8 p, f( q; GGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
9 }( P. ]* e) Y/ P* NCondi: Yes, sir.
X$ t# ^8 c. r/ D( O; EGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
2 t" }& f" F( q, F$ J6 w1 `, w' bCondi: Kofi?
, S I% s8 h. _: h1 SGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 7 O# c$ n- U% {' M6 n
Condi: And call who? 4 J6 M- J, @% M4 M4 |' B
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? / L/ ~: e- Y l
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
7 K9 V2 f& N0 r4 f5 aGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! + |+ [* s% T0 Q% `+ u. _
Condi: Yes, sir.
2 M2 O: k+ f. T: a! T3 ]% C8 XGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. m a( P; i2 @/ B# a
Condi: Kofi. + U( h) ^& N$ w! K$ {: P3 ^# w/ ]+ o# M
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. % V' G+ d8 Y0 ?6 H" }9 U
(Condi picks up the phone.)
1 _0 @. F3 J$ k* r4 ^/ mCondi: Rice, here.
7 e5 d7 |7 N8 d5 pGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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