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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
+ i7 i+ l( s" }2 RCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
' B' W( F9 { N) m( z* u( sGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
4 g1 c% o' R7 N: RCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
, h2 b8 h' j: ~4 H4 J2 LGeorge: That's what I want to know. % O" s' {! f4 O" |( I
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. : _# \7 A' M" o( t$ r7 c8 B
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
9 v5 F) `% o1 T2 OCondi: Yes.
/ K _0 j5 r a4 T" `# p4 hGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
% A. e! @* N5 ]3 O9 FCondi: Hu. 0 d; J! {' {, B2 G0 p
George: The guy in China. ' H0 g0 u& J# U% I
Condi: Hu. & j# _& S2 N" p$ Q& y- O
George: The new leader of China.
1 h" h' b+ P6 _; Z0 W# gCondi: Hu.
. s* B- K4 I6 ? xGeorge: The Chinaman! , S2 {$ |8 M- d+ i' r
Condi: Hu is leading China.
5 Z# G, [8 V/ P# [, LGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
# b A' Z, {" j; h1 _; M2 E. C2 WCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. + @: N9 U2 ?; o z, k
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 7 N- \. c2 [7 a" R) T0 r7 i- K
Condi: That's the man's name.
$ |$ B5 d0 Z% T, OGeorge: That's who's name?
# ]4 i% h% a" J9 e/ b. xCondi: Yes.
1 r8 e5 O! N! A$ Y; \George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
4 U0 ^5 K, z ~ T1 W! s6 t* ~Condi: Yes, sir.
7 ]2 w$ ~: u4 ]. _% h% [4 z/ y9 S2 h& _George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. $ j& x4 Y- f# Z+ @4 I# m* P
Condi: That's correct. , { Z5 H$ G q5 ?9 w1 h5 v
George: Then who is in China?
/ m3 `% ?' _8 \9 w! X: ?: m: lCondi: Yes, sir.
- t/ Q2 ^# m1 NGeorge: Yassir is in China?
/ Y* Y* }" e7 q; |Condi: No, sir.
' x" K6 v4 r% l5 X; n: Y% b# t, HGeorge: Then who is? / v, e0 G h" I3 e# o. z" t
Condi: Yes, sir. 7 A; S' t# P [; \* ]. ^' O
George: Yassir? 4 w* z" ^4 \5 g" L' @$ O
Condi: No, sir.
4 h# q; }4 g& ], ?George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 1 y9 Z9 Y- c6 l6 }3 M! U
Condi: Kofi?
# A/ k* X1 [* P6 J( GGeorge: No, thanks. 5 A3 L. o) _" p5 N$ Z$ c, h
Condi: You want Kofi? 6 K& R+ d( L$ D1 J- s
George: No.
5 | s& W! [* SCondi: You don't want Kofi.
4 y, H( @% D. t% L8 X0 O8 C* PGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
: N* O# J. Q: j9 t+ c3 {, L" _( fCondi: Yes, sir.
$ N( M# S5 d4 l% D9 qGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. & D/ M) @1 v& m+ t$ h1 S3 z
Condi: Kofi?
( u1 i* ] c- L! r; z& i! MGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? * Y; L" f. b7 c6 C' ?
Condi: And call who?
# |4 k& {, G5 X* K( U" aGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? 8 l$ F: v# K- H* V& p5 i1 H3 m
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
) w3 H1 F. ^8 d, {, E' h/ qGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
6 v: [$ M3 ^% ~( q# v4 w, B* eCondi: Yes, sir.
% I/ M3 Z. `' Z) ]5 }$ u. n; H5 \George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 4 v: `8 f% u# g8 X4 N' \0 g! o$ f
Condi: Kofi.
5 L$ c% K8 ]; z8 C$ z" WGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
% C6 u: Y* K. Q(Condi picks up the phone.)
' E; J, ?' M! v7 ^ oCondi: Rice, here.
/ A# r; F. M1 z* h# G; F9 M4 UGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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