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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 2 {* x1 ^5 q# C H9 J2 U+ ?
' F0 j% h2 G, d& DGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
, g7 S: w+ x F5 }, n8 } mCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 9 b3 l9 _" D/ e6 V F. _: r( u
George: Great. Lay it on me. ( c' [; P5 A; `' w6 L5 }, |
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 1 \& Q& W1 O( V; _8 O3 ?
George: That's what I want to know.
. c2 a4 X$ a9 p$ p8 M1 _Condi: That's what I'm telling you. $ g8 W& s' H0 B% o6 j$ @
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? # C) s9 U1 `) U, J% ]: N/ q
Condi: Yes. / S! `" u6 L/ B
George: I mean the fellow's name.
5 ^$ K6 n8 v% E0 vCondi: Hu.
; C9 {' c) @: n9 D, w; f; ?. nGeorge: The guy in China. 8 m3 J$ {, d: Y. H! ?+ L, P. A
Condi: Hu.
; ?" P6 o9 }. A" z) NGeorge: The new leader of China. 8 C. j3 ]4 P: R) J2 }$ a! b& l
Condi: Hu.
6 k) _0 i( t1 j/ y5 Q" `/ K, qGeorge: The Chinaman! ( W4 G1 \+ ^$ u6 I; C- [) c9 ^
Condi: Hu is leading China.
( Y4 ?2 d1 }1 U2 |5 V; JGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? % d6 C$ |$ |: x* i9 H n: r
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
: ~' z1 ]) N( k) vGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? * l: E( }7 e1 q U+ A, U( U. }
Condi: That's the man's name.
' j) B& E! O: F- o: i4 n1 YGeorge: That's who's name?
. e1 k. E/ m8 i0 _Condi: Yes.
# D# v9 H. Z6 `George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
, v; x0 _( b) ]; U& Q+ w$ uCondi: Yes, sir. 5 }, R; c" G! O9 d7 Z: p
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
: M0 }0 O+ T/ ]. s, n) VCondi: That's correct.
5 ~ R7 A' f3 q/ _* p& T! ~ nGeorge: Then who is in China?
1 c N$ }8 |& K( _/ ^Condi: Yes, sir. . Q5 U+ W2 ^1 P; R
George: Yassir is in China? ) ^* \) ?6 G) X+ ^$ ^7 k
Condi: No, sir.
& \7 G& c$ j; k: m7 ~George: Then who is? 6 ?, a4 Q" |/ c
Condi: Yes, sir. ) E3 g9 E! q; J3 Y& |+ o
George: Yassir?
5 U5 J+ Y- ^& gCondi: No, sir.
* m" P) s, z) h) ?. qGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
7 I3 l0 x0 L/ F, r; i/ YCondi: Kofi? , C% g% ~5 r$ D
George: No, thanks. ; o# {0 d1 F7 a! h" u" k
Condi: You want Kofi?
! f. J, i m- D% {- XGeorge: No. ; K* p9 X$ {9 t5 t* i# X
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
! h# B x% P& ?* jGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
1 N: y8 x; q6 _5 eCondi: Yes, sir.
, K& ~$ e( L/ @% u9 I! [George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. : |. r8 C1 M" V
Condi: Kofi? 4 K* d" @. f( B( k: j( f6 E6 v
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? / F8 \4 s& r' U" d' D
Condi: And call who?
4 v% I: y6 ~) u, Z4 N# y3 OGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? % Y4 i8 q2 c9 F: H0 \. H6 H
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. ) h5 s6 P' g9 P. Q3 o: l% o3 [
George: Will you stay out of China?! 6 Q" }& J* n. x6 ?. k0 w& T
Condi: Yes, sir. ' O# K0 B) a# x$ V9 J9 z- U
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 8 k- g+ G& [, Q* L% E: z
Condi: Kofi. / C+ ^0 ~) H- O& V: \8 e
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
4 E" R$ j& A5 H! X3 x4 e7 q) M(Condi picks up the phone.)
2 g4 A# `2 b4 h' sCondi: Rice, here. % _1 _: H( o4 b5 b* z& Z
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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