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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ! \- U6 @8 f, _8 ]# j, W
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
% ^* |4 L! O! c$ v) n- G, p/ n fCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
; S* e6 F$ P b! ]6 gGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. ; L) A, N7 M* u* @0 F9 w1 V
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. / k4 [' g) l) v. z7 P
George: That's what I want to know.
) x, K( ^, \% w( ?* y2 YCondi: That's what I'm telling you. * t1 }; M4 T- m
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
, p- n1 m' c! E SCondi: Yes.
1 ]( ~0 f7 ~- d2 z9 hGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
& D5 I0 P. Z9 ]' h. j4 g/ J" tCondi: Hu. ; ?7 f0 A* C$ Y/ e
George: The guy in China. : ?0 }% W2 H+ R* d! E8 ~
Condi: Hu.
) r+ G4 c/ Z, h9 {5 J: H5 lGeorge: The new leader of China. ! @5 {! n7 t( D1 K
Condi: Hu.
4 O- X. I! u& N c6 G, u' gGeorge: The Chinaman!
( h, d7 g5 L% }0 T6 j, {Condi: Hu is leading China.
" s- o) N# f4 u1 k* I6 k. B2 W1 ~6 pGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
. [: E! c7 a* }! ?Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
, G/ C& F3 [. oGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 5 Z6 ?2 [7 O% }5 P, k
Condi: That's the man's name. 1 F' J3 |5 T; i- p
George: That's who's name?
+ S* I+ L$ o1 e' z7 wCondi: Yes. ' m3 U3 ?+ y1 a6 W6 X
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 4 U2 U3 I7 {- s
Condi: Yes, sir. * s! W8 z+ {' X/ T- B
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
( E" n+ z4 v" g" ]Condi: That's correct.
+ J6 W4 {1 w T. s0 pGeorge: Then who is in China?
$ j2 c }2 S' M& d+ aCondi: Yes, sir.
5 @6 p8 k8 u% W1 y- ]: ]George: Yassir is in China? % p" z4 K+ ]0 Y! @+ {' y% I
Condi: No, sir.
" _7 O; q& N, mGeorge: Then who is?
9 q9 }4 C: D4 G; m4 r c% t$ K- `5 pCondi: Yes, sir. % S! y4 {" x( _/ l9 `7 A& J
George: Yassir? " [' V# o6 S+ m
Condi: No, sir.
2 U# s& E+ s1 j5 bGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ( t$ t* B5 s% N, P4 m
Condi: Kofi?
% ]2 I7 ]. z( S% `! h" FGeorge: No, thanks.
' X5 A" T0 @8 d4 M( ^# ECondi: You want Kofi? + Z9 P5 M4 K# F& W$ D3 i: L* b
George: No. $ k; O4 {; o- D
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
" y2 F# T. ?% |# |George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 3 l) [7 Q6 d( G1 E
Condi: Yes, sir. 5 B' o) T% |. n/ m' E, g" A" u
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. - }1 A9 |3 R* t, Q0 f" W
Condi: Kofi? , |! ]! P4 A/ }3 k& L* O
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? * h* A* y$ F# C! j2 x* o3 ?
Condi: And call who? - n5 S1 T* E* N& r7 {3 a
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? 5 ?% H% {" s( Y) b+ p2 b8 }
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
7 R% x5 s# S1 F t! Q; \7 R' I9 EGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
3 R6 M+ ?& \$ w7 e1 [( w/ n3 gCondi: Yes, sir.
( ^% B8 e) f/ N3 I# |5 P& ^$ jGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ; [- a, W( M! |' X) S- Z1 E' T( `
Condi: Kofi.
; U ^ B A. ~( b1 a' L( CGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. , P) O. N+ Q: o# A: p& I
(Condi picks up the phone.)
) K6 A7 D' {5 R# lCondi: Rice, here. # {/ k& X1 ` U( N
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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