 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
9 q, y' x( U& H7 L7 `% K: V! s( T& C( O" G+ a6 h
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? * D3 F: d4 Z1 }( @ w( l
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
( d0 r4 B( I! V. w QGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. % m+ [$ Z. o6 a& h# N/ _) a, @5 T" k R
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. ! j' u3 s0 q" |( ^5 @: _
George: That's what I want to know.
( F. o0 H# i3 F& K- P7 NCondi: That's what I'm telling you. " h$ B) T0 B4 G- K( b3 n
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
* V1 H- b7 y- f j* Q/ SCondi: Yes. + C- f: ^; r6 l+ e% w N+ x# o6 N) [( w
George: I mean the fellow's name.
' |: j- l9 R eCondi: Hu. B9 B6 V% x4 k% W$ u7 O6 Y
George: The guy in China.
# L" H: ` C. h6 v& | lCondi: Hu. 9 N S% S& ?$ g$ M
George: The new leader of China. ( g8 {8 j( Z0 N' L: Q9 a
Condi: Hu. ! W7 f1 S9 ?2 [3 L
George: The Chinaman! 9 b# P! V, m% a, |
Condi: Hu is leading China. : I) ]# `/ v" u" A4 X6 C
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
! A! @1 x' O3 h$ D3 y! ~ PCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
& a2 B/ Z" q- x2 aGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
7 a! _# Z; N' b! `, OCondi: That's the man's name.
8 m4 r; T. R; ^" T& y; xGeorge: That's who's name? ' }6 K/ w' x9 \7 N- |. p" w" j2 j" o4 G
Condi: Yes.
b( ?& a- f( X! cGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ! H# U1 _5 i, h0 M X$ S' n
Condi: Yes, sir. 5 i) d+ s4 O5 j
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. % k9 D7 v# Z9 o( @- _, u* i" ~$ Z
Condi: That's correct.
7 i# `9 F' p1 \; I1 VGeorge: Then who is in China?
* q9 V$ D# y( @, z: A( y$ ~Condi: Yes, sir. 3 b/ E5 H0 K, l/ r# \9 ~0 @9 C
George: Yassir is in China? ; b" ?/ X/ X, g2 e
Condi: No, sir. 4 q0 _7 b3 |, ? z& }
George: Then who is? * V& k, V( [/ _2 D( k9 ?" W: w
Condi: Yes, sir.
2 H# i! U4 I7 h! U, p. f1 e, @, qGeorge: Yassir? 4 R! L5 f' M7 ]7 ~* J
Condi: No, sir.
9 [6 V; w& \: ]0 M" O1 yGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. , H$ S+ E) k' }
Condi: Kofi?
: I4 N: k! \0 }5 xGeorge: No, thanks.
* F% W& y" J& ^: n1 O5 wCondi: You want Kofi?
: k6 B" W6 L' @4 B' `0 C* XGeorge: No.
4 z& @! R, r) h, mCondi: You don't want Kofi. - n: h9 j" _3 s7 t) D, G
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 6 v4 ?' N: u Q
Condi: Yes, sir.
) ~/ q+ k$ W# a2 u4 R" pGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. % ~7 ?( q+ q) |% w; ~
Condi: Kofi? ' u8 J. X# G; W; N+ K
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 2 ^; n' I; t3 N, j& l" j
Condi: And call who? ' w/ f+ u& H- I1 s( g
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? ' t8 @7 w. g, a+ a+ B
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
+ o5 m# C# z& ~George: Will you stay out of China?! 8 \( A9 Y/ L( r4 ^
Condi: Yes, sir. / ]. H; p$ H/ `$ r8 A0 [9 C
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. , Z0 T5 x4 a& V$ [) x: ?
Condi: Kofi. ! _# N( E( ^6 J& v. `
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 5 o- c; E% |: L" K' Q7 }- _0 z
(Condi picks up the phone.) 3 g5 k% y% w5 x
Condi: Rice, here. 8 r1 f Z# v+ F u
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-7-18 20:36
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-7-18 22:00
楼主
