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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
& K! O4 }* `: xCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
, i& @' d2 _$ L6 q* R$ A7 IGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. b" A! \) a- P- F
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 1 h- V8 P/ H0 L5 ]
George: That's what I want to know. 5 \; c2 ]$ B5 L) h0 _% V
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
6 g7 b2 W7 q; H5 z# g4 R9 oGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 4 d: l' ?8 G* p5 G
Condi: Yes. ( l) n P0 I. x6 M; N2 C
George: I mean the fellow's name. ; f0 D* F9 W- U& k# [* [3 ]! N
Condi: Hu. 3 q5 ^ m7 g2 g; v/ n
George: The guy in China. : y+ w# I0 Y- }
Condi: Hu.
, h" q1 J I5 r# {/ F& S) SGeorge: The new leader of China. # d5 Y d+ q1 ?" p
Condi: Hu. ' m: E5 [2 Q5 C* ?
George: The Chinaman! 4 R8 n& [5 y9 n2 B9 q
Condi: Hu is leading China. $ k; o- U9 w( A( z0 u! O3 W
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 0 R# Q4 I5 I2 I8 c# @
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 1 q& @# ~2 z2 d3 @5 T
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
) S# S0 \0 w7 A! RCondi: That's the man's name.
9 g4 _2 }" l; z! e6 U6 YGeorge: That's who's name?
5 g" B% g4 s% ]( MCondi: Yes. & K) I/ \, [$ `4 c
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? . m: v$ }" `6 _
Condi: Yes, sir. , u' n: o8 _9 C& Y
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
2 ` g1 D- b7 A& V" x9 W/ HCondi: That's correct. 3 u, N/ m( v/ Z9 |
George: Then who is in China? ( n% o# ~! ?: N& u+ y( M) E, o
Condi: Yes, sir.
9 g6 ^ v" w- e" p8 t' MGeorge: Yassir is in China? ! q& Z6 D! v4 I2 J- R
Condi: No, sir. . P4 l* e& z6 S/ q; x0 h6 B
George: Then who is?
2 p% l, b8 }+ N3 Y1 W- U. }Condi: Yes, sir.
% [ Z% D# K' J4 B0 x1 hGeorge: Yassir? ( `% u w/ x0 o9 A( N3 \: r
Condi: No, sir.
" M7 X# G7 ~6 b0 {, A; C6 DGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. $ u) F- ?# ~7 g; I7 U
Condi: Kofi? 7 p$ |0 r* T: `) J8 b
George: No, thanks. ( e/ t9 r- p- e; @4 ^5 q
Condi: You want Kofi?
! a: @ q5 w6 r8 d8 X" sGeorge: No.
$ e' ~5 [8 l. F6 Q5 i) W' ?Condi: You don't want Kofi. 8 Q, l$ B$ S# Y9 {- W
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 5 s2 e* s" ^: u ]6 a8 S
Condi: Yes, sir.
3 w1 \1 i: y* z) A' O: {+ N. sGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
5 G8 {& i9 k% n) C+ H1 QCondi: Kofi?
& D+ S e! C- eGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
, o; E! s2 g0 ~Condi: And call who? : h0 _) B) N8 P8 Y+ i0 @. u0 ]
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? ) p5 w- L$ Y, `- c, W( ?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
4 ]* o4 w$ ]7 N; R% kGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
5 G2 E* \0 [; u+ v. GCondi: Yes, sir. 0 P* H( X9 q9 S3 ^7 P1 I o" Y& j
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. * R& y6 e) k$ l! _& P* o
Condi: Kofi. / n% z6 I# a; C2 }6 H
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
) P9 U/ u' F! n A(Condi picks up the phone.)
! j: y& n h0 m7 y; h2 |7 uCondi: Rice, here. " `' ?: n5 E7 |5 T2 m
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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