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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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# |# _# J6 s; Q( M, ^George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
6 z% q4 Q4 P+ q C9 z$ RCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ^) a; M. }8 l; Z) L* I
George: Great. Lay it on me. & n# \* ?0 A1 N" E4 E% l
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 6 y$ W4 O9 g7 s- n: @8 y) k* [7 S
George: That's what I want to know. ! F: y) ?% n0 J( l
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
, Y8 E8 @* o9 N) w& s9 ~1 D$ qGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? # m& T i, m6 W C* G7 q" a
Condi: Yes. % O# ~, ?* f! @( V, X2 M
George: I mean the fellow's name.
$ y7 ]2 g' ]$ v. M+ [Condi: Hu. " U$ w$ f' K% t0 G/ D
George: The guy in China. , Z l; g0 ^4 Q% X: n8 f
Condi: Hu.
; F1 U. n! X2 W* LGeorge: The new leader of China.
+ L ^0 v) Y. f3 ACondi: Hu.
4 n; t$ D' @; T! l [9 N: @, vGeorge: The Chinaman! 7 ~; `( T* M, H2 L
Condi: Hu is leading China.
2 c, u) r9 }$ ]5 e) R; tGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 3 \. Z* I: F* d
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ! s' I1 a# l$ ]; m/ i4 c' ]
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 3 f" j( k8 x# ]( i
Condi: That's the man's name.
) B$ J7 W+ p3 d, vGeorge: That's who's name? 7 T! W' V) Y! O$ B; r4 e
Condi: Yes. - Q8 w4 C3 q8 _( x: R2 i# M* t2 B) [
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? . P0 G+ G* g$ e$ b6 j) O
Condi: Yes, sir.
* ], ^! [2 @' a; s+ \8 zGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
7 y9 V) @% N3 g- RCondi: That's correct. % W& g) W/ H+ X
George: Then who is in China?
' g0 N/ J4 V5 A3 KCondi: Yes, sir.
! X" q6 ^ o* n1 DGeorge: Yassir is in China?
. T7 P. f, z0 j* p/ _6 h" [Condi: No, sir. $ o/ Z* i! m& u0 j* u
George: Then who is?
' F B. o% Z" ~1 sCondi: Yes, sir.
+ t2 r- Z6 N( H4 a6 aGeorge: Yassir? $ U* Q# |6 N' p1 M3 d2 s
Condi: No, sir. ! P. M1 T3 |+ c$ ~/ g; E1 [% o$ |
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
' b/ B1 |0 {1 dCondi: Kofi?
- i1 H) [7 F; vGeorge: No, thanks.
) B) D) `! k. q. `& H+ |8 m. cCondi: You want Kofi?
" U w9 r" [) G& Q1 C% V9 k7 JGeorge: No.
/ Y8 @- w; D- p0 O' Q! I* v1 RCondi: You don't want Kofi. # q# w5 d( A' F
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. . R4 o/ A% B. G: e
Condi: Yes, sir. $ e. z& m' b* O5 Y
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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George: Milk! Will you please make the call? - u+ r, N7 N6 p' L+ }# F
Condi: And call who? / M) \- F2 V% |; q& j% G
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
# k, u% f k7 E. W1 tCondi: Hu is the guy in China. # M5 O- ~, t- w. a& j
George: Will you stay out of China?!
1 N! d2 l8 w6 [6 D/ M/ c) T( o/ yCondi: Yes, sir.
* G8 q& A4 K4 Q4 Y5 @8 Q& QGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. $ x/ }: } B( Z! s
Condi: Kofi.
) ^$ c/ _* d" A6 L$ c0 dGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
t! }5 t' V! W) ^(Condi picks up the phone.) " S/ m, |$ _; ]9 B
Condi: Rice, here. 4 a3 _' g3 T" \0 n6 Z5 V
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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