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, N9 w# v4 E2 }8 ?+ ^6 @+ oWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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A" q/ N7 }0 V# q% c5 y! \Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ' T$ Q1 ]/ t/ B1 E) x
4 o$ n3 r: H' O) _Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. & I G. R# E# F2 s# n" S
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. " D9 t, w- M* I2 @
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 0 J Y7 l+ P U! ~( X! _
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 4 O6 U/ p8 z- P3 c5 e* D; \
0 o' g$ L& j, y' I: Z$ }% `6 vA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 7 E- I( e) ~4 Z- m; s7 k" d6 T, s* N
+ m; q7 `9 R8 o& H! d$ _ wMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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