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9 n; E& F- ?" W: d. N7 c0 F& XWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ' I( W7 p( i* G }2 s% Q. G3 W
7 r( H3 R# N+ |1 K# M# YTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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2 u: M# ?' N. p$ b! V LToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 3 X- i! x0 F% }$ n6 s1 A$ ?
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 2 y# d! ~ f8 D( c9 w4 y; Q
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. & A% D* `7 y8 ?) |/ c
$ d6 X" D6 P4 g) U6 K+ R" [3 t6 xOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. ~9 j8 y- q: Z0 D9 ]4 j, q4 `
! e2 W# t5 c0 mA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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