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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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6 W3 n( f" a2 J" _3 @Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. / K8 i7 |/ y" a! Y( J# D# c# A
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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9 q% o3 j' `& `& t* fWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Q* G. }. k4 K5 D8 B& u2 N |
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 9 z# {& k1 v3 N- _
5 y8 }" u9 U( m: z$ g: J8 EOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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0 X' T; B; ~) i l! I, [Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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