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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. . @5 L. i! k5 Q- D
# ^' p3 g# n Z/ [+ p) S; }3 ETrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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$ X( V* S8 V* S4 gToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. * S, A! T+ u9 P% m2 |% m
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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) R" K; Q2 m2 K# c5 FIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. " I6 a& c! _# [0 _0 r6 H& d1 {
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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1 K/ t- Y) r& v0 d! h: wA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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1 W7 a+ }- c" {! L7 N2 xMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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