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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. + @- L2 v7 @) X3 D1 {% M$ _0 P
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. % s3 V( T9 r" i9 Y. w5 Y3 Q/ F
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. % h% [& J+ z9 M* S2 v5 L4 ^
7 z9 t1 `% Q: L, {2 `. |7 j/ TWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. / Q% G: _' s! H
1 S. y" s6 Q% r! Y& G$ jIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ' ?* c+ X6 g* \" P$ R4 b- O" p- A, @
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 8 z5 O- ^3 Z# p: F( S, H
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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