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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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5 p0 N& M M: w& ^5 [0 F; G+ STrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 9 h! I# \) c$ [, p, N
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 4 e+ p/ y8 Q, ?* g) g) a$ R
0 D- D0 s1 n! `" e; r/ OWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. & L' K( s) Q; [' o0 Q4 ~
; H' T6 j( j |. U* uIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. ' a) X o$ K8 h. j$ M
6 I$ K4 A: L9 P h/ r/ DA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ( ^" A1 p1 r$ J& S4 e0 y+ S
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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