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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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4 ^! t* _, D. l7 qTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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( S2 \- G- Z" Z3 J9 gToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. - |9 r# k1 q1 m3 |+ S0 M: f+ z
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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* [* X$ [& x! `1 I5 g. RIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 0 v4 ^( f' x$ C7 ~$ r; k i& V. t7 A6 X
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 3 G7 I* ]& }$ w- A1 l$ A$ o5 c( v
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. - o8 k+ C( D/ u, o
3 o" Y' J+ n0 q+ `Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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