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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. & s9 |& o! E& G# R' r2 L/ a
0 B* F5 ?* u, g, F: U7 }7 A+ ~Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. & T- D; L& O8 i1 W( H+ ^
) T/ X; w$ Q1 O8 rToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 0 O4 j4 v% L8 T% M; ~
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ; e, \5 s4 H o. q
- T5 A9 V8 X; fOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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