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4 s( j C) R1 i- sWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. $ \. K; r ^+ [
) a2 N- x' b2 d; q& w" DTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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( ^4 T4 z1 e) @Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 5 Y3 h8 k* s1 Z% u j* g
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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* n/ b- a# \: F+ R& ?/ m, _If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. / }, E7 Z! @; O0 {6 q$ J" ^
- M( q7 \$ Q4 _A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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" R+ l5 r6 O/ ?: j3 ]% W! [: SMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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