Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
" \/ T6 n2 k) G- \7 qA: Tell him you're pregnant.

8 G  o4 s  r$ c# U- I" }Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

# s7 R& H* V/ mQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
. @* \2 n# _  J. j7 \. f) Q2 l9 ZA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

. @. c$ K& q7 Z2 A6 V$ kQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
' [" E, ?6 y! {A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
% Y7 w, h) w$ j% L7 o! {0 ]  nA: Their foreheads.

2 u: M% P3 q/ q" n% ?! j* FQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
$ u# J* x, k2 z; h0 j* I# |A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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