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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
6 l6 U" s8 z) g9 t/ Z$ h" LA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
8 n* A, {2 M6 r* @; S O# p When you are done you will have a place to live.5 X8 D4 F# C/ I
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?6 f# n( f. e, n. {+ f2 ]& H( H
A: Tell him you're pregnant.) m+ B3 L" z# F8 l( b! L
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?8 v- b3 b: O+ x$ ^4 y
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.$ ?/ b& n! h3 O! F) i; J
2 S& {( k" _$ C* l% w1 l# yQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
7 G) C9 }- l% p6 rA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.1 w9 u. n- i9 Z6 w) N4 ^
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?2 [; \9 o, U3 m' t' ~8 o: z
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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% H5 i9 ]& d' i, O& C4 bQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
" ~6 z9 n. s7 M6 B% rA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
9 j5 ?! o* n7 |" R qA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?! _: o1 L. U/ Q0 |( e1 B. P
A: "I remember these." |
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