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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
; h2 |, w5 Z8 O n0 nA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.( ~ Q( d4 V4 p$ k
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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- g, U! X3 s/ K5 H, `7 Q; cQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
6 p4 Z& G7 ~+ F0 T: F, U& }& oA: Tell him you're pregnant.5 n7 u2 ^! Y4 E
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
. o- R) v5 W4 \& V; B3 R8 HA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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) _ V( H1 `( S' N$ r$ L' D3 C" JQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
% L; l9 r* {2 J( X( cA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.6 B: X8 H# G9 E+ M6 K
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?5 ~6 {6 w( x- {1 V# l, H) W. \4 i
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.. U& `4 ]) Z8 |
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?8 Y8 ] _8 v* `5 e
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?3 @1 @! X1 l( ?& ?# q
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
7 U4 }7 H, p7 g; t% f4 c9 ]0 dA: "I remember these." |
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