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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?6 Q5 [# o7 M C1 k4 `8 v3 `
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement./ O m+ }! m' e& v* ]6 Q
When you are done you will have a place to live." _& B% p* `8 m! Y! T* E
2 v& a) d- H0 a, {' P- qQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
& G7 Y+ [5 H# \1 rA: Tell him you're pregnant.) C$ `' L, Z2 T( a" A: ]" y4 }$ Z
$ G ]( m- d' U; b( L: g9 D; dQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?+ ?7 X; D* z6 }: p- n; S- \
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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+ C7 s: v5 m; [ TQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?* S7 E$ P) ~4 Q! X) z
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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/ m+ m7 B0 \, g+ h1 M: AQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
4 O/ ~+ F1 K* y$ qA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.9 g# K" @6 ^$ t6 O* P0 x" B
t7 Z0 Z7 H2 WQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?) a+ c0 \; w0 }# f2 {' s- k: _" k3 c
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.+ w8 M5 i( p: @" x& z" r L
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?% E' G# e- l3 h) R
A: Their foreheads.. i6 ?- b, a1 q* m7 o' K: k3 [
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?' f" |/ w7 Q1 K) n2 t' l
A: "I remember these." |
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