Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
/ U7 f! `/ j; E5 l# C! F8 QA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
8 K2 S, o; {) M" _0 i* |A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
& D+ Q& D* k9 V2 o5 H( QA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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- d! c! x" a! |4 ?- h! CQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
5 H, H# W) [* Q& v  q. PA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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/ @1 m4 w* R7 D, k. mQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
# s. L+ r# }( HA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

& f( c/ V# |7 i7 k5 ]Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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8 j8 J3 S8 r. p( x& \: BQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
, [: [! M, H! |7 PA: Their foreheads.

6 w( X  {3 m9 x6 ^1 fQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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