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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?! u |- \6 X* ~& C& K
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
' f+ M9 g% W( {0 L When you are done you will have a place to live.
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8 u2 X: a/ _# W0 yQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?6 P1 d3 d6 j6 U1 p) T5 `4 y
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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* ?1 x( Q/ C8 e, BQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?6 J; q2 ~) M% j3 F2 l0 G
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.; f" A! }1 C6 \- W! }3 @
$ g" z9 m, V' e0 F) M) g/ |6 C- |Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?; {' x" _) Q. m9 A2 D9 S* I- ]
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.; a! i: N+ r0 e* h! j
8 z; q" M* h5 @4 P% }9 tQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?6 z7 f! k( Q* ^: E: |6 B
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
0 u" ?8 F- w$ B0 m' ?% nA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?+ Q3 S0 S) h% m2 h6 o
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
# k% Z8 Q. C! q8 A5 n6 MA: "I remember these." |
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