Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
  ~$ V' Z8 o" J7 o7 YA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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3 V+ W# v) S: J. `# f( h- QQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

! a9 k; w) O2 N) s- m, DQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
. {6 ]5 r% T% W$ L( x  FA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
0 h) B0 n& ]) R; U# k* [A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
5 w" C$ N" {1 n* D* }% VA: Their foreheads.

* B4 S2 M6 L, \Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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