Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
' f+ M9 g% W( {0 L     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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8 u2 X: a/ _# W0 yQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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* ?1 x( Q/ C8 e, BQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

$ g" z9 m, V' e0 F) M) g/ |6 C- |Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

8 z; q" M* h5 @4 P% }9 tQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
0 u" ?8 F- w$ B0 m' ?% nA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
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小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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