Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
: L: L8 t6 |/ L! e  e7 @' |A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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* j3 ]0 @' X* ]9 H* W: o! PQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
4 z& ?2 z. n9 I5 I7 VA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
. @+ q, d1 F+ a( ?* aA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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. O6 ]; X( r9 z5 x+ [, R% _# ~+ qQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
' @2 n0 W, v6 f, ?A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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+ F7 a: ~5 C5 m) r' T' _Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
/ w4 M" _" Y% |) W, k! z- D) aA: Their foreheads.

! ?( {" u: w& Z- gQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
  }* y; k# W" r4 CA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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