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Nine words women use

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(1) Fine:   This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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3 \5 B7 G6 g, f* o7 W8 D(2) Five Minutes:    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.- m, @" ?& `; q2 R* @  ?- A
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(3)Nothing:    This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.   ; T- l- k6 Q" u1 ~7 Z

# Y* N( h. B: @* V(4)Go Ahead:   This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!   
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(5) Loud Sigh:   This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.   (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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5 y) x) _/ n9 x5 b. [5 c3 C(6) That's Okay:   This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.  : k, v3 `* _- `- a: @

: T. `  h4 _  n(7) Thanks:   A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').) S- w0 ~( ]3 u# C

6 ?  N0 ?* a7 \, i* C/ ^(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!; X" a/ a+ w: G+ S* b' B

9 e, b. [/ M* N+ v( C7 [7 X% t(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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