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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. G m! A4 U: u9 h0 o8 b: v) \7 y
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(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 2 f# [3 `4 G% }1 F6 B. V
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(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! - n; X3 n' q c$ I+ [
% o, s% i1 t- Q(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)0 t) s1 {: N8 N" l- H. T' h- L
9 s# l$ F' p+ N2 E$ ~(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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( E3 T* \3 v. w' O1 a, F# r/ Y% Z4 H(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').6 [; n& f w/ s& ~. G- \2 G# u; Z& s
" ?9 g9 p0 R3 ?% T0 \, U(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!/ M& O: d7 Q% p
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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