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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Y& ?+ }4 |7 f1 w- O! Q5 j
6 [- d1 r' v+ p* P# w+ A2 T7 x( z(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.# r0 Y: ?& [" ~, l) Y0 K8 Z
" {; s$ V) X" K: Y5 G$ j(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
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(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! $ ^" Z/ [4 a/ b7 z+ c V' {9 k
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(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)9 C0 @5 s" Y9 H5 [7 o
2 v+ A' [& W8 A4 {! j(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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; j' o* ?9 [9 {' W5 Q2 R' b) T. \(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').# l1 u- ~. p p* ^1 W
- A& F# |7 F+ E$ P5 G$ p. h Z(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!
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$ x- C/ {* s) W @5 {(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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