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' D7 y3 h/ s" g- b* LTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”4 [4 x& t5 z3 }
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”( ?7 Z( \) i8 R3 @
# e% w6 q1 O D% d$ f”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”2 |$ I7 i2 I+ `" ]! Y! q% q1 a" k: @
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today7 } h) ]- T& M6 k- m) @& C
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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