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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”6 C5 i9 r$ |8 _2 w
/ A. D/ ~7 |2 p5 \”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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3 ^) w: v( g. ?The scale says: Sorry, no change today0 R# z- F- e5 T' s3 h Q
" w2 a+ ]$ ]. k[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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