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Bad Relationship
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1 J( u1 d$ n" G: }Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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; e7 N* m( v; L/ Z% YAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”! J$ f5 f' g5 e& _" l
, y8 n, B+ p' Z* e6 p: G/ Y7 p”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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3 a- e4 L/ s' ?# q; D: |9 b) |The scale says: Sorry, no change today! Z v; ~+ y1 ^8 y9 j
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