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Bad Relationship
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, B+ a. v; |" Z- F" p. lTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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; Y. F1 {/ L+ t# @: qAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today0 C N8 [: L- ?: \7 `8 v
2 r+ d3 {. f/ U3 s6 O[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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