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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”! O4 t0 [( i/ Q
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! g# T1 k5 E8 Z6 X4 V”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today& b0 H! `, T% P! F6 l! Q
6 ? m" V" N0 N: r: r[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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