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$ d2 X" a, Y" k6 ZTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. ) x, v3 y% z* p
' Y2 @6 u$ k V% `Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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( t7 V; F9 ~3 n9 y4 p& i# l# B% b”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”1 A( Y. s$ p% ~" A. w
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5 }3 A" q% N7 j' O3 }The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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+ Y9 R5 y, r9 [7 w[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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