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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .! x7 c& ~1 @; _6 G5 ^' m
MARIA: Here it is.: Y/ Y9 F$ }: ?: o- R/ n/ b2 p1 f
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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+ g% {+ y$ ~: R9 L9 Z) Z O; uTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ s. z# }# N4 ~2 F: ZJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.8 w& C% D! E6 c; J3 W* g
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'4 F4 x9 O- H) u% P9 j7 {
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'7 H, V) V' h/ r8 X
TEACHER: No, that's wrong i0 l* L" u- K; i; I- K, e
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.# y- l; j, D1 `2 L2 x
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: J1 p+ I" z TTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?5 o- J6 }4 }" G2 `1 N
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.6 {! q# N& U9 w. H! w! h$ ~0 |0 }
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
+ e8 O, T% I- o/ |1 x5 YDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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, e0 R( ] c5 l; ]% N) K0 NTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago., Y9 {* h( A( j' P u/ T
WINNIE: Me!5 g3 J" D% \! v. t6 B; |
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" F( S0 S! z4 q! k. n0 n8 ITEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?( q1 h$ E, F0 q4 D
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'# J0 H; s! p- R
MILLIE: I is..1 ~0 ]" D, x$ G$ {
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'. R% r0 x, z' S! ~' ]; [7 a
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 8 P" ?; L/ h% @: Y; u
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+ |. g2 M9 f& \1 dTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?- ^+ k, [9 z' R' K5 R1 F/ j
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?. y! \' j/ ?) `7 i8 n# Z
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' O7 O& x9 [ Y. i: e- PCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) ~9 S$ s! i* r6 wHAROLD: A teacher ' V, P) u2 _0 e& H+ o. m
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