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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .+ c* I9 i, W3 R, {: G+ a
MARIA: Here it is.- Z, |: _# W* }2 o |" x8 |
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : W: Y, t B( U
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.8 ]" R* ] J* w. O& W: n
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3 T7 `8 n, E" s0 S6 wTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
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; G) O; b7 s3 d# ITEACHER: No, that's wrong0 [2 q9 m0 ]; G5 Q9 L+ I! W9 K& z+ Q
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.: O3 O; ?3 \; h! j4 G* I
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& G- m! f4 d5 Y3 @TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 F- @3 W3 K! g% R8 vDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
6 F- G2 @; f8 B% @ w) iTEACHER: What are you talking about?1 R' Q2 w- w- j5 b0 w( z* u
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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, Z! I4 X( p- m* u! QTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 j- |/ Q* l. U: V1 ]; v0 EWINNIE: Me!
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2 q6 E7 m5 \( \' }TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?, A0 K: d! N7 {
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'( i: l3 |- q0 g+ K4 ?2 @
MILLIE: I is..
5 f b# m" h: n# ]7 ^2 q$ B BTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
2 x5 s6 U% |' e3 d* ^0 ZMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?! r( u$ o2 |1 k: o5 m
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ( _; y Q h, w8 c6 M
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/ Y9 V" ] N G4 eTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?0 b1 \; Q, @3 O2 {) U9 Z
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.; L7 e' B' o2 \/ R$ G5 j
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" ?5 ^' r9 x" S) [TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?8 [ }- K# \& K) v6 I" |9 q
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog., ?9 v$ a6 \, [1 q+ l
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- u! V6 q- M# w- x$ I. I" jTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" W; z1 N! Y/ D. n- t& H$ Y1 s
HAROLD: A teacher
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