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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . Y" D* e+ V: o! ?* B" ~
MARIA: Here it is.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 M" f* Z9 g. M. V
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'( x( N) f8 R8 R- Y$ }8 Y/ Y/ \ p
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
2 a4 u% A1 f9 x$ i$ kTEACHER: No, that's wrong1 X- w9 G$ w6 I( T- e5 M$ W M" S
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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) z) h% c$ k. t0 o% n# kTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?5 ]9 e' s- B! Y! L' f" p
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
5 ~& J9 l& \ ]2 c+ `3 tTEACHER: What are you talking about?
& G& y# Y, I3 w% YDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.# Z% V# o6 f, q4 ?4 S/ ]
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3 B* J/ K$ w a$ ATEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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% [$ n8 D- y) iTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 C5 H% A W" { e9 eGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are., g+ w1 s/ O# Y( e, y* j! j% P+ z
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'+ ^7 h, }1 {2 o- i
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 0 P+ \" G9 y5 T
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/ e* d& z2 w( i( L; wTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! ?7 k5 v( F9 h' w0 aLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ; I4 A0 l b1 k+ Y9 r4 H
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$ l4 _& k! {$ a5 QTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?$ c9 @# m! I% b6 T1 b4 w' B, O# f
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- G z X; c0 \5 B& BTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# O7 T5 u7 D7 [ t1 sCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?# c" d) y+ L0 c' ?; ^
HAROLD: A teacher
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