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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
4 o5 o8 h* R7 O( B5 vMARIA: Here it is.( ]$ y. j8 {& h. ?( A/ d# d) c
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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2 _" u' b# j/ b [+ }TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + ~2 E- V: M2 d: T0 Y; J7 \% J
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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; p1 l" u% Z4 B- h2 gTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
0 V/ n0 K4 w6 b- F# nGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
5 g9 u+ X2 e5 u2 yTEACHER: No, that's wrong
( d* r( g4 Q6 `( ~3 i& W& C9 _GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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! c# T6 @/ o8 A; h" D7 ]- {9 R1 d3 `& BTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* @6 ?: J9 P, q- b# KDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
2 y5 ?1 z/ I8 DTEACHER: What are you talking about?
6 ~6 P6 ^' ?& y7 CDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O./ D1 \. ^+ H) ?3 T# d$ U0 \
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?7 M2 R) X* ` K: }( e0 g7 ^+ X
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' }6 y6 N4 I2 zMILLIE: I is..
+ G9 b. N, B4 P: A$ D1 ]TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'- f8 X3 L! F% ]% c* m3 `
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 O( e) J# r% ]# X; \LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ^, t; R2 I) {/ N; K5 J
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, y/ l' n, q% a8 c) g/ cSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook., L! H% j) Z' I3 N+ F
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: Q6 e5 s( T) Y! d K0 @TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" V* \0 p# `2 R5 GCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.9 J6 p2 I0 C; D/ ~; d" }
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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