Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
. ?# Y" R9 R6 s: \$ p1 IMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
/ v- V+ r: d+ B5 \CLASS:        Maria.
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% y" N. W3 |# sTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
4 b' \! L/ Z9 _* b. \TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
3 b( t& J9 W6 ^" _* IGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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+ V9 U. a* `: i: o! x) N  c" PTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
* g8 B2 F: z# s/ M4 w) \) @TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- L/ W: t. d! m6 m3 ~TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; b- T* r( d5 ^6 Q- d2 @2 H4 nWINNIE:     Me!
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8 m. E2 Y% ?/ b' vTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) J2 L  M6 s" E$ gLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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2 j4 ?7 ?8 D  STEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; s9 j: D; z+ L! v) sHAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)