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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .2 N; B+ \3 K6 b9 X! z
MARIA: Here it is.
7 b5 ^% r& u& P1 }# jTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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1 S# @6 k/ m5 P4 O! F' N1 zTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; b- A! V5 N6 I, fJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.1 ?( O# x# k) w- h
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9 p- H. z) o/ S2 l% F J; tTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'' | n& A2 q. ]$ t! `+ @! c
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
) q. B3 F' g" Q6 ~- C9 iTEACHER: No, that's wrong
6 y T7 V) C' I7 y" \; q% y( O& _GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.% u3 K* f; a* \0 g. N% u/ Q" V
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2 C8 {' |' [2 ?TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?& M7 G+ C5 D8 F1 z/ \
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.; F& f' K' b& B, Q6 F6 K/ w
TEACHER: What are you talking about?9 c* F o" N8 n* O1 A, [
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- K# N( k4 x" V1 @TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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# G! n4 n9 f4 n( X( y3 L+ J6 STEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# P0 z D! |; O0 L( l, dGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.; H% M: _* q$ u$ E5 G9 j+ Z# q' J
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`( Q9 k' n& |# O$ fTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'5 G0 S( f4 G& V
MILLIE: I is..* _# b V4 W9 P
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' Q9 z% ?+ D% ^& {8 b H
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" W. ?2 s6 y# O* v4 RLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. & i8 m/ ?# f" v1 b4 _* c5 M" s
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: J& c$ i$ Y$ |4 _- S1 WTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?1 X# B% Q0 [0 j7 |
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?0 @8 w/ B& u& o$ z
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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@. h2 q: _' qTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?2 `* g9 J$ V8 C( i
HAROLD: A teacher 6 W6 s; w$ _* V. W8 [$ P% I
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