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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # e% }, ]) Q, k+ f. a5 |
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'- |8 m5 y# U0 V4 D: K9 b9 m
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'$ }0 h. a; Z s2 z. I* C4 q
TEACHER: No, that's wrong* v) \0 X j/ d% c; J4 r b! |" h
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.# ^, `/ Y& w: w
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?/ X7 c" m# Y" Y
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O./ K2 Q; M; D9 R, R4 }
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.4 Q; G8 z) t9 U) E
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?. r! w- U0 k8 Q7 s5 D
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' F3 S1 |( r7 m4 M3 k* a
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: K0 ?( F8 a# ]0 N' v# G) z7 @TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.', \% f- A) J% ]
MILLIE: I is..
+ |; b; a) X4 @7 m0 @TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
4 S% {) u# L# H" JMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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7 m7 v+ ~, d! \4 \! n# {) kTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?5 [% a, L1 ?' q" c1 x+ a: Y
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?. h: g+ p( h% D |5 P
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" u3 V2 w# ^3 k# i- w3 M! r* Y0 UCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?0 z6 e9 L( u6 j" K' r0 N
HAROLD: A teacher ( I+ W' r, }7 T9 q3 q6 O3 m
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