Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
5 K7 z! ^* P1 E( TMARIA:       Here it is.
. Y$ y+ ^7 ~. p& `% F% m- e$ `TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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( `" l: S3 Z( s% ITEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
" u9 D3 o' P% E6 P- l- wGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
% d* t* ~  a% V9 s& ?GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ _# _+ j- d0 X+ v4 ^: ZDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. W( Y; b9 g  n" F+ n% }* A6 D% F3 aTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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. G* a0 ?2 C: cTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, V0 Y3 k' _6 Y9 ~GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 A  A" Z4 F* o4 u' P8 A, TTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
% d, B  e- v& QMILLIE:          I is..
( F9 t( ~( ^) }" r" C6 B1 i, S) vTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
: Q! l) L* I* k/ _, @; X* d4 _MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# S) j3 X" F7 L- g9 A  b4 O+ RLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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: m; [7 K/ L; f7 S2 ]TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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, X3 @2 g; T- T  f* s1 M' C6 ^1 QTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)