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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .+ L' t& M3 C, [+ B
MARIA: Here it is.
+ T) Q8 `5 t3 N- g. y; DTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
( g" k" i4 P& B) GCLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 a$ A1 [: o0 x+ TJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& v/ @3 G. @7 s; n" w4 hTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'6 @, b" H1 w/ {; n: ^; z; }
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L': _3 H# c' b q. w, _
TEACHER: No, that's wrong, R n* N% o0 E y2 c$ ?
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.! Z- v) \# _& W2 ^+ P
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
m3 \+ b0 n* m8 `+ }- MDONALD: H I J K L M N O.( o/ |# i# g4 I7 @. _
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
: M8 @) q+ @) yDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" w2 [6 C& D6 h4 C* ~8 DTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 l% _! u4 p* F3 A l4 cWINNIE: Me!
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+ i0 g. M; s W4 `7 D; i0 ]TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% `6 S8 G( q: l, G' O" f( v7 f8 o, |GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.( u! x2 a! v6 g# l0 n- T8 \- h' Z
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
; o9 g4 O `+ Q( I4 J `MILLIE: I is..
6 C* @; Q* P% W$ @6 J8 y) d+ \TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
) I8 Q& }7 r1 CMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
z# F+ [/ L2 G( z3 |LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! q7 j, ?9 d& E- A) U) V% l' xSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.. e( F8 a5 v( R8 E) e) E
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* F, S, {# ?! t/ R$ xTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* s6 G! d; T' z" aCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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9 I' z# y7 I+ M5 A' G6 R- sTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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