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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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CLASS: Maria.
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: G3 q& N$ t/ TTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 y+ k/ c7 N+ r, j" W; I0 j) g$ ~- }JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
8 w- O0 S+ x! m7 o" j, W+ |GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'( R( R# L: ?3 z2 g8 o
TEACHER: No, that's wrong8 A7 N1 q, K8 F
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 P q. x/ y. J$ \, `DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
8 ]8 v6 J- D: D" zTEACHER: What are you talking about?
3 W2 G# F6 j g5 Y9 X9 |5 cDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.5 q( N; \5 {0 ?; O! p+ M
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.8 e6 B7 \+ S: r, |# p v4 x6 R
WINNIE: Me!
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8 ~2 B7 V- i. ]0 hTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?8 z- _ ^, ^% B: ?8 H
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' {; O N8 @+ {* }; u8 }6 Q
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
) G+ I& K W. \, j, QMILLIE: I is..
: d' m6 k; T. H C i K5 t f& NTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
4 S1 _; t7 U h) EMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- c# R& S+ a& V9 A4 zLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ \: p' Z- \! p% Z7 R; A4 fSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 x+ _, {2 d! p" x& T- aCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) x9 R* i4 x' A0 ]HAROLD: A teacher 3 f- {- H) o5 m% n* z
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