World Hardest Riddle

冥顽脑袋

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
; W2 z& g" i$ e& Band girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
& i; L' ]' N/ \5 }3 _" ~6 p4 Nand normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
2 j8 I0 f/ O$ [- nand make your champane bubble.
) D! l1 A! B6 b: KIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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Xbfeng

The best answer is: Time

小香菇

I believe the correct answer is no.

Dumber

What is this?

overtherainbow

HAHA ...WHAT A TRICK!

冥顽脑袋

The following bit is on the end of some versions of the riddle:
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/ c; O) B. K3 j6 ]9 V! A97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.
7 a! a4 B9 C* D( A) y: c: N: A
So judging from that, the people who have been saying that the answer is "no" are probably correct.