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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.1 r$ g, a" S9 [+ E
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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4 M$ x: M$ g8 ^( X; xThe Cowboy says: z$ ~) ?+ Q% L: P) N
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.& ]6 U* r* A3 _0 J1 _4 D
2 c6 u9 o$ M# z& ]* WThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.- b" G9 r( P) A1 V! k3 P# ], \7 W- w
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'& A1 K9 ^, l6 g
% |% N- O. k9 d1 f1 ISon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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