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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.% g8 Z) j/ ^% c
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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+ Q9 x: s" u. q0 \/ RThe Cowboy says:
7 [1 k, x8 X" Y0 X/ y( v'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.1 n# G) V. t) a
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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0 K' ^) q3 P3 ~% b3 E/ RThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.' E& j0 A; E7 L; D
# f$ E& C+ z% M) OSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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