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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
0 T+ s- A8 \4 ZAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: ( S6 y) N& l) E
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did./ I" D5 j& H9 D1 ~$ F
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
u' v( A/ h$ S! e D3 JThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did., k6 J" E! j& f' H! o5 b- V3 c
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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