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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
) }' h0 D# y: S* |* g& JAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'8 i" Y$ A9 W' U! b: S$ p* x
6 R' \! ?3 B. X( g: KThe Cowboy says:
3 w% d5 a# Z6 `( v' K'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. Z; g. D- C5 S4 w8 v% i/ ^8 R
" D5 C9 n7 @, I6 E% G# v' ?( \We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.9 N+ W8 \: t# p+ ~8 f+ H
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.6 i# f" C! k2 N9 O; ^& U" Y# ]2 }
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.! f1 z9 P+ v+ ]# q/ m
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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3 s; S) A# y% K p# R$ tSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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