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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. q( f# @; o* w
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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5 ^6 @# {7 y7 @3 S0 ~+ Y4 AThe Cowboy says:
) k( G2 g: R9 R8 j'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did./ f* y2 t' [9 Y' _
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.5 v& d. X2 ^3 X/ D, [: M& a- `
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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