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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
, ~* l, S# B) AAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.+ ~+ F3 A" p+ ]4 ^6 q% d
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.* C+ ~* ~/ C, K
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
9 S8 |! f9 o) S- OThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.* M3 o z5 Y6 N! T p% g7 P3 {
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'+ w: K* \0 p( Q, ^# q: f. d) m
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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