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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.& T- p# R s$ m% v7 J3 l8 n* U
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?': F* Q7 Y6 f: d# i8 o
u; j. R' c' Q; aThe Cowboy says:
. v$ D1 R4 r. }" f' D'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.' C4 T( U6 N+ d, f
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.% s1 A6 L0 p% V! X9 S9 ^
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did., B v8 W/ i. t, I0 A7 W
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did." R; ^. M2 }9 Q1 z* h2 b! ?9 b
5 j' g; |6 N# j) ~Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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