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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.; p6 ^) L7 x4 ~/ Q
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: ' q: q% C7 A$ f# y3 J6 K! m
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.+ h+ s8 J$ G) i
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
0 S8 A# L- G$ V0 C- @: fThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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* g1 ]4 p; W( A+ x0 JThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'0 S$ s$ ?4 c5 N% x3 o/ [9 C
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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