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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
$ Y# t3 a5 x+ ?- L+ G/ I4 lAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'5 A) N/ i0 }6 k5 O E" v
* L& t$ v" Z3 h! ]The Cowboy says:
8 Q9 i# K- V4 D A( j+ L) \1 ?'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.! E6 N. F4 B. E. P* @- j: g
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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* o9 ]4 k/ d1 p' s& zThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.$ J) T: g% }+ i* m% B5 `" l$ `4 k
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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4 i0 r9 {* D0 Y7 _. l0 O j, |Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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