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5 Q; j' X( }" U' i3 z% c' A'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '1 s' O/ O5 L5 x! L' T2 q
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 9 q3 y' ~" G G & c0 h) M, L* K: `& c; i/ |+ U
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ' _5 n& {. D3 s" M3 Q% P
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'