An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 8 M) F& ?# n+ |( U) q2 q$ r
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' . H0 {3 i# k2 C b( t ) W3 S8 y2 M" V0 D! R' D) H
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '3 o2 X% f7 H b t6 ^
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '& `4 G* G R2 j# e1 t4 c# r
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 5 g& P0 J" M7 c. D" F; i1 o# k- o7 q* |& ]% V/ ]4 e
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'