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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ! a X! @' X; w
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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, H0 v+ i; I3 u0 c& M'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '1 B3 O" N; R) c% F/ C8 X
. J R* E% W$ K$ I* @: g. M'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 7 f$ Z: {- h' u2 P0 v, c! W
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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