An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 5 g7 p' J4 `1 s9 K" D4 Y \. Z . P6 F6 V% B3 a4 j g- K! H'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'3 |& ]9 i6 @6 M ^/ f
: s3 C2 H1 x0 t6 F, w'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 4 U, m- J+ b7 Z: h6 M) [6 |( n, J- M
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ') B# ~! `) S; v8 w# W5 p" n: ^
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. / t, P A3 d0 S& ]+ g6 r5 v" `3 Y- J% m. N
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'