An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 3 `0 B* R6 L; }+ q! E $ i7 D+ |2 i' T6 o( j4 x'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 3 z9 H: p& t# ~9 d: q q % m/ M) N% q2 h; G7 T% c5 D'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' ) ]4 k. b( j6 E7 s" i6 @! |7 S/ g) ]/ v! J1 k1 N: G# t7 R
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '- U, n5 m8 K, {( Q1 _1 f" Q
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 5 U+ `9 E4 g- Y* g2 i
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'