An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra . e" A4 {6 U; E2 l% K. F4 V: T1 R, U
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 7 `/ }- Q% K1 r7 c) F 3 }/ o! g, t( N'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '" u( s; y. w, W5 Q& M" ]: Q* }# |6 o
6 `: H) W8 s+ i9 e: `8 n" _but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 5 ^* X) J) o5 e' j6 Q6 U* I6 u5 {6 h3 y $ V4 F- S8 j8 x0 A$ E! Z
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 4 o" n7 d! }4 g$ o! o ' w" m/ |/ l* G: B+ zI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'