An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 3 O. V, U, x4 k
+ e( c! ?) p1 s'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'6 M' J. N6 ~# }( } V
" X @4 u# w& I6 f) ^: K' F* _9 t'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' : B% d1 X2 m- R6 A( u" ?0 C7 K' v1 A' E5 u0 o
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' - V3 N& z! |- ~8 _5 G / A9 x! f+ p1 D
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ! q/ P' Y7 O5 v; i/ B2 H/ D
) i0 s; Q* K8 }* \" C0 T( g0 BI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'