 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ; D9 v% t- l l
; O/ O. J0 G! y& c# V0 p" G'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
6 v% f. J/ w. q
% U( A g3 x$ o$ g- s'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '1 b: \; o, N7 @/ i- v' [1 ^) i
. _0 C- h$ C! B" y1 a. E W
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
5 h" {+ ^1 f4 O7 ] / b# b, ]0 ?& X- l1 @, d. L
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. * V- ^4 N) e- V) w7 P- ~3 _, T
1 h5 [, A" O% V' [3 l3 \6 @I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
|