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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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7 \# W9 d1 Y% ~8 N6 uThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself., e) y' T# [/ S
" x# G3 b. v# \' w2 [4 mThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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# l. \0 ?. y0 `& }: i; MWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.0 e; y# o; n E: d
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. w1 G: [- G4 w: Y+ p# a% l* Y- s
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."& \' E7 X) ^* X+ h
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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