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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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; q8 e( O5 v2 H* l3 o% I. sThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.6 O' `) P: S2 k
2 p0 y7 \' _* V1 LThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.3 c) H; _5 V: c
" X7 h& G4 a J- E/ E( o" j0 mThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:6 L1 D& t* B- s! l$ m
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.. C5 u$ u8 p: T: A. Z8 F% v4 k
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself./ q0 z# ?2 C' e* o: q
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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