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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.- {" R9 h/ u" _- S
I1 f4 d! H4 j! \; U0 aThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.1 e9 k; Z1 D; \8 Q
" R! C2 `+ k1 Q4 @The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.7 n# b' m! a: h, N
- h5 h- [8 ^4 }, ]( EThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:9 \7 k; O b6 m9 ?6 o( m
3 v. m& s* _; P. X( wWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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; _1 p6 i4 h3 {: NThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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“Case Dismissed” |
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