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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.3 H9 _5 y- Y' O- @7 A7 ^
9 H; l8 a4 E' [8 {This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested." g5 D D" n4 y8 O3 u5 L
& e' T9 M# F6 _1 ]The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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- M$ d( x( X9 l2 UThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:4 t) _2 w* Z3 W
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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3 B0 S$ m% U8 e6 B4 m. DThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.9 M% w4 ^5 P9 T0 n/ Y# A
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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2 I. i6 {$ A+ a; cBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."4 z7 j% Q: l! |% w9 z8 p
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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