The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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7 g# K2 c+ y( T/ l  E; ^This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

# Z8 k! \8 M* K- LThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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' h$ J7 l6 d) AThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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6 s" w+ e3 _: f& @& AWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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( k  [4 P0 V8 x5 S5 BThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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3 ]4 r1 Y) ^& x1 N# F3 c; OThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

“Case Dismissed”

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