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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought* J% d" F+ t7 O$ d/ R7 T
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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, A0 w0 g) ]/ K% h) J7 p6 [Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her," q! N* N3 O+ O5 o% \
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,8 C7 }% \/ Z/ c- a" x+ M1 Y
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."6 |. z4 V" T5 [: \: M
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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* o, f) I, D( f2 D; G9 g1 HNo response.
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% ~7 J) e! l$ c1 M1 p. U8 m, hSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and  g+ Z. K; w) Q) v
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"' X. {- ?4 J2 n$ s  h* D
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife  t# }; L" O% T. Q0 ~
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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! o: E& X% s4 o3 R" v$ o& m) DAgain he gets no response.
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for dinner?" Again there is no response.) [( C8 q. N3 c2 J
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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