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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
, E# H. w( F5 ?! k$ A/ Q9 Kshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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, b2 h- D! v0 ZThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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0 b: R" |4 C* }) l6 X  M6 fHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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5 S4 D, J5 D% [/ cThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the6 U" H& Q/ g* ^
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."( G4 U$ D; r7 S7 y
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.& E  d9 E' ]# x6 |

" z9 O% e( {7 O3 W9 k. Z+ \/ x" nSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's ) m" G7 c+ S; X1 J; E
for dinner?" Again there is no response.3 z! y% F8 {7 ]8 ?
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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