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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
$ y+ i/ t' d' p2 @/ pshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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7 n  R. ^" V& K2 H9 J2 s3 dThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could& L' o0 q( B6 D7 M$ D# [& ?$ n  G$ I
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.) O+ C& D, _- S

, c( L' O) B5 K' g4 LHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,( M4 |4 x  j  z4 v
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
4 Y- s8 W/ u: j% |go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the9 I: B; A# I4 o- ^" C6 i
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."6 T0 h. _/ ~1 m1 g# m
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.! y1 |& N, t5 _8 M  W' `
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.
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' [9 c1 J" t4 INext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife6 m* D) s( K( X- ?
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"9 [: }- W, g  m5 ~' E
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's   P2 A- T9 Q/ o0 k" I
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"! |* D+ a) z4 t3 W' Y: a, W* n
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5 R9 Y9 R, `  [7 X6 z"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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