 鲜花( 77)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
, E# H. w( F5 ?! k$ A/ Q9 Kshe might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
* g# ~# O# f" X5 L5 w$ Z Nthe family doctor to discuss the problem.; f' n2 w8 x# I" D* a8 W8 J% M: @
, b2 h- D! v0 ZThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
- q+ O1 k& d7 a. \3 H4 b! |1 jperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.* s/ [4 x9 o: H! z& A
0 b: R" |4 C* }) l6 X M6 fHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
- c. [0 Z4 M8 H Mand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not," q2 j$ ~' h4 H+ @2 d0 O/ k2 t
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
& _. g% ]$ ?1 n5 w7 y
5 S4 D, J5 D% [/ cThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the6 U" H& Q/ g* ^
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."( G4 U$ D; r7 S7 y
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
, U4 J' R2 K- K; I% k7 y, h4 b+ @+ i* A7 A4 N
No response.
# b4 _! n; m% P7 y/ j. U7 C( X/ \0 V F- Q0 d0 H& P
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
. g4 _4 e) A- `$ S6 orepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"" l6 Z: r2 [* z2 }! M% l( {
g% S5 }: E! h2 p6 }
Still no response.
8 w) v2 f% L# G; `+ @5 u( q& N* Y! Y- N
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
* r9 J# ?7 q7 p4 \2 E. d7 @and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"8 M/ o+ v* s! G% P$ y; V" o, S
& T2 I5 u8 y9 N# {; q3 _3 U8 t
Again he gets no response.& E d9 E' ]# x6 |
" z9 O% e( {7 O3 W9 k. Z+ \/ x" nSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's ) m" G7 c+ S; X1 J; E
for dinner?" Again there is no response.3 z! y% F8 {7 ]8 ?
; N4 ^* }, v" e
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
: N) H9 l8 d7 H; E+ @8 S
; w$ T; ] M7 x6 C, v1 c! p(I just love this)0 A5 m6 w" p. E1 C) l: n! U
" B8 `# j5 E, \0 X7 s
6 F6 f; g3 C# \"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
|