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k0 |8 C4 W# A- ~3 B. ~The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." % T3 |* O0 }4 v# N! A! i5 m1 |
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 7 z1 H- K o0 ]% w: T, l
z% a( { A F) p8 q( B4 nThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." 8 V" A. S# ]) n7 V
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. ! I' O0 ], [% O. r2 M7 J3 U" v
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." ; B8 q& `4 U* @4 L+ k
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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