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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Sex life after marriage
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0 Y# Y( H+ p* E. X& |% hA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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" L4 k+ G% Q8 D1 I  `  U( pThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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2 r" b) B( U3 v8 g5 L8 t2 GThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." : z; c# U9 V% q

. t$ H2 y  R& y" V7 WSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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; `  ~% d4 [# N" d7 r; |2 J2 A: Z$ FAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." - i2 f; B3 f" @5 \* R8 j

) k. E1 r/ Z) lThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"
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发表于 2008-5-21 17:08 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-21 22:24 | 显示全部楼层
That's a good one, sweetie
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发表于 2008-5-22 07:04 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-28 12:29 | 显示全部楼层
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还挺保守
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发表于 2008-5-28 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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