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Sex life after marriage

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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. * V' |- P& `* E8 H7 q" a

. B, i8 Z5 Z1 Q4 N# H( GThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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$ z% R, ]' y9 \* MThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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% w4 G) s  y5 |, ?- b5 i$ W% m, uThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." ( j$ H( F, s) ~+ U( x. E$ x
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 5 g6 `7 z; y: V9 [* ?
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." 8 o% }0 V: R' J" o/ O# K

4 M% e% x/ I6 D  s+ O9 pThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"
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发表于 2008-5-21 17:08 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-21 22:24 | 显示全部楼层
That's a good one, sweetie
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发表于 2008-5-22 07:04 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-28 12:29 | 显示全部楼层
婚后才...
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发表于 2008-5-28 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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