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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. A( f- }1 w) ?) I
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." 3 Z8 g& V5 Q; Y" i( G: b
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. , `* z0 P: V2 ]
( |6 ?* q h6 }; `Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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/ J! U, d/ e: A3 ^/ }+ d TSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. r, s- m0 F, `& E6 C2 I
2 i* y0 \8 t' g# B- tAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." # g L8 V4 x& o% z, z) r4 ^
7 g$ _5 S3 j' x; u8 E+ O2 sThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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