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- V, a+ G/ x. @% J7 O3 OA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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O1 Z8 p5 ^. N' F/ e* V" XThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. ! C, H& i5 K, X/ p
1 k8 d5 a6 z0 T, R1 T, S2 G1 KThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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) ~& m1 H; ~4 ? Y+ ^- VSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." y9 Y9 k% q3 a
3 B$ [2 X- H# [( C" mThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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