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' o# f' {8 f, l }( D H( e( SA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. # o m5 a2 u+ ^$ Z& } C
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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' g5 _6 S# ^4 b9 y3 ?; aThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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2 [7 h: p5 S# Y- \7 S4 \ nThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." ; E1 Y* M+ @6 x
0 B' S! c0 C$ D d# JSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 6 E( g4 A d6 ~. Y; \. j
% U( c8 s! h6 z, X# [7 x. M. g& zAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." / S$ W$ O8 p8 W9 j
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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