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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: , p' s5 W9 _- i. A. `4 i
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
, \$ U' \- J' t0 K. OAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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All Makes Combined
- A7 v; J- m" J4 g1 EA Major Cost
& }, X( M0 e8 DA Mutated Car 5 ^" L- G" W6 f1 Y
A Morons Car
! Z0 m5 b) P% _3 K9 g mAnother Major Catastrophe $ K2 D4 u: @: d, [
A Man's Car 2 W5 \* L' w3 q# N9 a0 {- j
A Miss Conception
8 A1 P. L8 ^0 W3 @4 P$ LAll Muscle Car " K; V; y' L& j! K
All Most Car
0 _( o4 H* Z+ F! RAnnoying Mechanics Constantly 3 k3 ?9 u2 |. T! l
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: 6 \' o2 g( W! E% m1 w
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
$ Y6 l9 a3 Q+ N/ X' dAccelerates Under Demonic Influence # q9 J- X2 P" o' v; O) [! A c
Automobile Under Demonic Influence ' E3 n: f x0 b' F
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
3 h1 B5 S, c2 f! O( @: g0 X' ?# u' ^Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence $ N4 d8 u! d; Y
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 8 ^) F6 ]" ]; g) |0 C
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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q5 |" C$ D1 I" E$ \; eBMW:
0 i+ F% W$ l9 R1 L! yBig Money Works ) F, {! t$ @( e P9 B0 w
Bought My Wife
3 C! t6 ~* F6 h- P" D) nBrutal Money Waster + C: \3 N8 q& v2 O3 T1 f" `5 X0 W
Break My Window ( v3 ]; n t$ P9 ^, J7 r: l
Break My Windshield
: c. v2 m7 m6 j G3 a: p' d7 [Babbling Mechanical Wench
" Z- ]: Q4 y; c. JBeastly Monstrous Wonder
6 d. }& |" A# k$ q+ {Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 8 ^5 @# M' H7 i/ J
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
; _/ ~. k2 K H- r1 U, z: q& [Barely Moving Wreck
; w; Y( j4 ?0 v- j G' aBig Money Waste ( E1 T: U7 B. d/ F5 |& x
Big Money. Why?
3 Z# T/ k0 n U3 T1 P. A- X3 fBig Money Works
/ t& U5 S, Y# m/ o* K' t( b) \& SBorn Moderately Wealthy
2 T/ K$ T. K1 {: z8 VBreaks Most Wrenches ) a8 o0 X2 C/ s( P6 a' i' \9 \9 M5 a
Bring Many Wrenches
, ?9 H7 u0 v% xBrings Me Women
1 N6 h1 s) S; u( M4 eBrings More Women
, v5 p4 J+ Z; D: v( n1 vBroken Money Waster
8 c4 u# j2 d c/ [( hBroke My Wallet 6 j/ W8 W& @$ B/ E, b" @
Broken Monstrous Wonder
# a$ l* H1 m) [0 OBumbling Mechanical Wretch 8 ?2 e2 J4 o! }% |
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
! b/ ] o+ o. o+ p- i$ CBavarian Manure Wagon
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) J* _6 g% j6 v# ], tBUICK: 9 B: p- ]! {3 J) d1 X& l
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
, W& Q G1 [9 l* \' EBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King ) Z, r# t' t$ R. ?
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4 }" ] P1 E( m! n# z+ ACamaro: : E: v. K1 W, U8 m5 k9 w
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
# y' k5 c. L# ` [4 dCan't America Make A Real One? , B8 J. l1 O, V0 v" I4 F1 \7 z
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
- r/ C* R3 y) }( l9 FCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often ( e# h! k k2 M1 ]" ~, ~0 G
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* \3 h. R8 x) fCHEVROLET:
( x% e% T4 c$ TCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 7 {$ {; _ r( L2 `, r$ E
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 9 Z5 t9 ~# w0 \( p8 i' l. a* u2 @
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
" h8 C2 N* A1 {' O) TConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
% O7 r0 _& I) UCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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7 \2 e% F/ Z& g3 j$ TDODGE: Z1 q$ K8 z5 N& `3 q, V9 U e0 w+ t
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
( r& `7 v) W3 cDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater * Y& b* y* G) @9 d/ G3 t
Dead Old Dog Going East % F+ ?5 ~ o! r3 o
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 4 k9 y2 C2 n- w0 t. a) Z" i0 x
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy O$ b; I& @+ g) m; ` L- Y) |
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired % S0 W* s& l* G3 w2 l. m+ J
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
- u9 C% u! A. _7 S) ?$ fDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
) v- F8 Q- d4 i& V) nDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ( O4 c) |0 V4 I, I3 F
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EDSEL:
8 Q- E% l. D/ [Every Day Something Else Leaks
' W) R1 ?7 ^7 n" lEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs ( h+ _0 u5 P; d5 q
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. z" m4 c0 M/ PFailure in Italian Automotive Technology a* V1 |5 o7 ?( `3 l6 H
Fix It Again, Tony ; z$ W) `" o/ p/ d8 v
Fix It All the Time
2 o1 D3 u7 G1 v3 O3 EFound In A Toilet : B: g; a) Y4 E1 c3 [9 g: O
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation c: E4 K r& @) c" B2 O1 A9 H
4 \7 F. I3 P$ e4 e, R2 b7 M) H$ i- `FORD:
& j2 M; _2 r; z7 CFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge # X9 I; U: N1 a8 h; t5 _: @
Fix Or Repair Daily : Z9 _8 A6 \) }4 T' S; O
Found On Road Dead - r) B' l3 M+ G. h7 r/ c
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Z3 }: u. b/ I! ~2 b6 CFirst On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung S) d0 H2 G |) c$ }
Fails On Rainy Days
, L) w# [$ r. q- {9 o$ rFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 5 Y+ k5 T3 ~0 [. C; |
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver : Z9 c E4 D( y( q* ~) |: b
Fault Of R&D 9 _: V7 L5 V( o: c
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 3 O; Q h( M4 W. ?6 D9 Y
Fireball On Rear Denting 3 q' d. N3 ~6 f+ Q$ T! T, e
First On Road to Dump
9 \' ~( z" }: Z$ ]# d" g3 ]First On Rust and Deterioration
9 Z; d9 x: I! WFix Or Recycle Dilemma
/ Y1 s. ~9 |; T1 r4 BFlipping Over Results in Death ; z5 v' L0 N. e* }; X% d7 I/ H
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
4 l1 x$ j) D6 l- d" HFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
: J$ B) v, d& }; DFoot On Road Decelerates
7 [6 ]: {7 G3 Z; L& h) P% @Forced On Reluctant Drivers " _' J! G2 v+ l& I
Formed Of Rejected DNA
$ ?: n2 O$ O9 ?. p2 M6 P' u2 \Forwarded Once; Return Denied
6 O6 {& D+ f, H: b. RForward Only; Reverse Defective 1 u' [# Z3 \+ O; ]/ O5 f8 G* W
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
5 c. h/ C$ O4 E" }Fork Over Repair Dough , W9 T! ?0 J( Y) ^
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge * C* m8 x# m. u2 o2 \: ~% C) e, @
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 8 n( [& o% N3 i2 m
Free Or Reduced Drastically
; C: s5 v: e+ c4 SFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
$ T6 ^$ N0 P( D1 H' |. T& QFumes and Odors Readily Detectable # w8 j3 o9 x$ }0 H
Funny Old Rattling Dump
* E8 ?) k, H2 @4 @" O1 FForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) : J7 G8 t* l# q: h7 w1 E
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
7 |2 H. O: u$ ]* J" i; @3 @Found Out-Right Dangerous * F! H$ h1 P) a$ ~
Future Of Racings Delight
( q+ R) K' R* A! e5 s9 j(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
2 z) f: t+ K4 w ~9 u3 Y(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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9 e0 o" O; L3 h3 s3 m* PLacks Total Dependability ; q/ _- p& ~" W& P1 a% N
Lots To Do 7 J' l2 o; f% ?! T3 I+ t- g' W
Looses Transmissions Daily " s, m- U& p8 C3 f3 K- G4 q
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 6 v6 G3 F7 d7 F9 y
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GM: ( v+ j2 E3 Y8 e' y$ i2 x
General Maintenance
9 H% ^! z; V+ j. q4 C9 VGreat Mistake
4 i6 l/ K5 ]; o5 E: e0 GGarbage Motors 3 |, V& ?+ f* z% A/ p1 o
Generally Miserable 3 K5 n- }' K1 v' |5 M+ T
Grossly Misconceived
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Good Money
, a8 {% a* f; P2 _& i! N7 ^Goofy's Manufacturing 3 }$ V5 D O* p+ T! n* z
Gone Mental 4 L" ^, O+ O! J, `# y; c4 I9 U
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6 y: I4 _; @% `1 s3 v; i/ dGMC:
: h2 Q5 D$ R- Z$ x8 i+ wGrief & Misery Combined
- r% U' V2 V, AGarage Man's Companion
; ]. g( H9 V# r6 W9 }Gotta Mechanic Coming?
5 Q/ d) ]$ ~. m; kGenerally Mediocre Cars
: @. O, F' c$ W9 J: C8 VGet More Chicks $ `6 b% [+ E8 n4 \
Gets Mechanics Crazy
$ e k* o7 a# r4 }Gods Mechanical Curse / g! w/ i6 F6 M2 K5 A% d
Got More Crap
- O) ^ r0 l8 B1 r2 A0 b- rGreat Mountain Climber
* R/ s3 S A, ~- D- _% mGreat Motor Car
: x& e# x# ]: jGod Made Chevy ; Q" l5 q* u D) P* J. O' l& t
Good Moron Car ' p5 Y# K' z! k2 O. ?+ ]% D3 q
Got Mine Cheap
: Z8 R) g4 S3 i6 J' ^: aGet My Checkbook
$ n# ?8 `0 A4 [* `Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO: , z+ n, b( d: [, e0 R7 n8 X
Gas, Tires, Oil $ c3 P& R5 {* J
Get Tools Out
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, [; ?1 H, t5 wGood To Own + G3 \+ Y5 B: ^; q& \
Get The Others ( O# V7 s+ Q9 X1 b
Generally Trashed Out * U% T5 O7 l- ^' m7 H3 v' f0 f
Good Time Out
: p- ~4 s) D& l7 Y1 xGone To Overdrive 3 l$ f6 _ ]# U+ b9 E3 L- w
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HONDA:
7 X9 p7 @5 _( P! R" W* K g j- Q* ]$ ^Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything ( n$ K9 }$ K/ M! _ k; A& R
Had One Never Did Again 0 u' c7 r6 p: b& t' K
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating * e t) u4 B4 ?% w* Q
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 4 r; z# a/ R8 I" F6 S8 ]% X1 @
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
. J* D' x# x+ m) Q2 d2 z- jHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
8 ^+ `7 N; |& e+ yHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? # c, o, f' ]# w7 m
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes K0 @ n! r9 k9 J+ z
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP:
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Just Empty Every Pocket
. ^1 v* b. n3 v# b2 m4 mJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
: p3 S! ]" _) H) _Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes $ s7 C2 L, u, s) y7 S
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA: , ~# N/ E: e6 o1 V7 K
Kick It Around 1 V7 T$ T% {7 f V* t
Kick It Again % s; d: [. \+ l1 c
Killed In Action
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$ t' |! J a- O. s7 iLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious M7 y0 [9 C* X" m4 Y3 y7 X+ e
' _0 }4 f5 ?* Y' q( H7 ]MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
E0 p9 K0 X. k8 M0 P& T9 VMoney Guzzler " h' a+ P( f+ X4 u2 b
Mostly Garaged 0 j. a, _4 }# H$ Q( N
Major Goof
6 I A; h% j1 ^% d! j1 [MGB: Might Go Backwards
2 n. {0 s$ U! E& N% g- S6 y* dMGB: Might Go, But . . .
( K5 D" c* R3 A; M( U0 ?' XMGB: Motor Going Bad
3 n1 m% N6 j; k/ XMGF: Might Go Forward % Q w! G) D6 a* J* x
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4 z: _7 H8 h3 @: [2 G5 rMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 4 m2 R1 H8 F" J( N! e& T; @
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MOPAR $ w+ ^) K' e( c% K
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
( g) k- N7 x8 q- B v! d7 k/ _Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
1 o, z) a, P, d3 g0 t; s0 G V1 }3 UMost Often Passed At Races $ f% E( n* U \4 N
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 6 B: H h8 ]3 ^# s1 y( k9 J
Move Over People Are Racing
4 r6 E( y+ W1 \, f3 UMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly ) o! o% z7 t" [+ F. U1 f. h- e
My Old Pig Ain't Running 4 O. @7 k. g1 L$ ^/ T5 X
My Only Problems Are Repairs ; x& _9 }, H0 F( B) S3 n
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
( F3 Z# l _2 c! F/ ?' m6 aMore Often Parts Are Replaced # u, T* C# n8 A5 m, `& B
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# `/ J- \" P8 K S+ B# t! jMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good / o2 t0 V Y( K a: E
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
8 ` E7 h6 a/ y/ bMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
5 q& I' a% }$ ?8 w; TMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO e# A* a2 U) Y6 P' \
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0 C* j* g3 a1 o9 n% Y" |OLDSMOBILE: , Y3 b6 B, O: h' H/ i' @/ ?2 ~
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday & v. X# L9 `4 C- L9 ^* E
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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/ p7 n% ?/ H! v$ u' e- [Put In Nickel To Operate
- q5 [4 v0 [6 q& k9 NPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
: _3 H! f2 {: O) n3 ePut In New Transmission Often
+ G9 v9 E/ E3 G: u3 N! G3 ?Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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( H6 d) T: V$ FPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ' i3 b: v+ O1 W4 J
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 1 E) W% Z5 r" D0 e+ B
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% }" c, d1 o$ iPORSCHE:
; e6 T% U1 k# JProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
: L( g, p7 b5 i' o! n) BPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough ; G9 y3 \5 `. x3 g
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SAAB: 7 y: v9 A$ @9 i) r2 F8 N6 T
Send Another Automobile Back ! F' P) @) S w
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 5 C* G8 \4 c$ b
Sad Attempt At Beauty
7 J+ n+ ~6 G: [8 v) }Sorry Auto, Always Broken 5 M$ S' h F- ~5 p6 S' \
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually - o; ?0 P' ]! e$ t, L
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TOYOTA:
% T1 e f8 @$ ?* |; j& |Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 3 i) ~% o! D0 n8 ?- a
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 8 r9 s/ P. a% W$ N O4 _% d
The One You Ought To Avoid 7 l! w! n' n9 I1 Q: h
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! X1 o. a" C( r2 NTRIUMPH:
4 R" }. Z* C2 s! s; H; `This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
- b$ @% [2 g& C3 ]! k6 oTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! , T$ u% S9 N) h: y
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; ~4 U) B4 u7 }9 e: s4 ?TR: Tools Required W/ {7 E' A2 R3 i' J0 z" c
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck
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