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% r1 O6 \5 {* f8 PACURA:
S2 j1 ~+ H9 P4 \Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
* U; ]( z5 }/ j% V& Z5 x7 a; W$ b# MAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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6 @; t/ {; V" ]4 C3 @. hAMC: 9 C. J! d' B. T1 G, G! ?
All Makes Combined / X* Q+ Z1 n2 P$ v( e) ~' t
A Major Cost d2 u0 i$ D# ?- ~' P, ~* s
A Mutated Car
. G9 Z! ^/ U5 l+ m5 x, VA Morons Car
. R: W. L( o& }, v- YAnother Major Catastrophe 8 Q3 A$ y. R: O* ^5 J
A Man's Car , j$ S# B; Y, C2 l
A Miss Conception
4 r5 p4 }, V- N" dAll Muscle Car ' Z) G. u# C# b" R1 n! E
All Most Car / v' F( k4 P8 Z8 V6 L; y3 t
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
, Y; p5 l! J, o, H4 E, n4 ZAutomotive Mental Cruelty , M U7 l. i0 n- E1 E3 F& F- M7 B
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9 p6 [9 A! g% Y4 v# B, }AUDI:
' U" I, }, T B' R9 s; EAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented ( R7 M. L2 i* K! x
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
8 a6 O+ c1 {$ n7 h3 q8 hAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
+ c/ [/ W% q3 F; f% L- \Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
% O. @. V& J7 z, `Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
6 u9 e3 k% u& W/ e# |! aAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. . D- q% W9 f- s# u' g2 c0 P1 i: {
All Unnecessary Devices Installed + l$ O7 f) y8 V: Y5 F
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4 z: J7 c2 n; w; O9 _BMW:
0 e8 D6 {9 C" kBig Money Works 6 G- B* i( X6 J1 N+ r$ ]9 y5 G
Bought My Wife 3 i1 M- ]9 p+ f1 n
Brutal Money Waster
; H6 J: Z, I. w$ F6 e7 j6 VBreak My Window - W* _1 w i: l( S" h% p
Break My Windshield
& T, [2 Y3 t6 b0 \Babbling Mechanical Wench ! H, k4 p& W2 e* V8 a+ p% F4 G8 F" t
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
9 l) x* ~( N- H2 UBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels , ]0 B, p" }8 q5 J& z( f
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
. B, c2 W9 s( t n# NBarely Moving Wreck 3 Q; P- G- j2 O$ I, B$ \
Big Money Waste
6 I' j2 ` d/ ?- ?7 pBig Money. Why? 8 G. v) M/ U# x1 D; L
Big Money Works
5 U: A# d# y G( P' d8 t& XBorn Moderately Wealthy
9 w9 m! y3 F# X2 i5 g) E9 JBreaks Most Wrenches 8 A/ e& @( ]% j! w
Bring Many Wrenches
1 R" J; Z5 t& ~8 E! I6 fBrings Me Women
: W% J0 s" t5 X; @: _5 e% v, F. {7 uBrings More Women 2 z3 l5 x% r+ h' Z& G d
Broken Money Waster ) \/ w9 ?% i# s t: Z8 D( ^
Broke My Wallet
6 g; f2 H- s6 Z& P- C( \Broken Monstrous Wonder
# H1 Y" h' S: D! GBumbling Mechanical Wretch / t' C" A7 X5 z1 F) n1 A
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck V, ]7 `# @" H% p6 y
Bavarian Manure Wagon 4 Z& F. k7 U1 [: l
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BUICK:
$ z5 Y2 s% c: Y! i* _- y. X& V8 P: VBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer $ S M" X" K3 i; X0 l( ?7 s: m
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 8 S! s7 E. C/ S) k
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" O* M$ w. ~) S. O3 GCamaro:
8 S# ~. f7 C: r- c+ WCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
0 z" c, }+ H, j6 ]Can't America Make A Real One?
& x$ |( e1 z8 B8 E2 vChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
4 u5 N3 {0 N' V: R0 DCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
$ K* X0 s( V' g& B7 k. vCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips % C. F7 u! B) M1 Y
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
- @% d Q# G! B& F8 t/ s1 `+ x1 eCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
% A$ M9 z6 Y9 |; K9 D& h3 Y8 p3 Y$ [Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques & W! d/ M0 t x: D
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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2 c* j9 V- ?7 U7 G5 ? WDODGE:
- e& d$ t1 F" a+ t/ cDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
& \ Z5 w( H1 DDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater * Y0 q2 Z* P, e! E, Q9 \+ L0 L) y' P
Dead Old Dog Going East
0 k+ z+ `& P0 K2 @' v6 D. VDead On Day Guarantee Expires ( a0 U; o0 P5 h/ z- N) v6 x
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
; S2 J8 c& C" nDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
- V) J- C; M# M: S! f3 pDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
$ a8 `. n" Q6 h, qDear Old Dads Garage Experiment , h0 S! A- |# ^8 W, B
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: . X0 Q+ W& N- L$ E* V& O
Every Day Something Else Leaks : V0 U0 Y3 c2 R+ T5 t
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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9 t* P' [/ D( J8 k( } q3 PFIAT:
9 ^2 `2 W1 S; I, `5 L2 O5 n# SFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
5 V: g) y/ u/ z+ ]- NFix It Again, Tony
2 {3 ^+ q. y6 Q0 GFix It All the Time
, t- j3 h+ ~! G- e8 m# jFound In A Toilet
1 V, c8 z) e- ~& \: HFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 4 {$ W2 [' b& z! X: [2 V ^
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FORD:
( l7 R, _3 ~( ^/ bFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
% a) y {9 m; E' L5 }Fix Or Repair Daily 2 @1 u, y- @# ]/ d
Found On Road Dead
* v5 T& L+ e4 @1 @3 h3 kFast Only Rolling Downhill
8 h6 `2 r! H- V6 m) J7 IFirst On Race Day
/ @, [. O2 Z( {5 R6 _First On Recall Day . S1 Q9 {, x ^
Fabricated Of Refried Dung ; v& X3 [* b- V0 v7 v9 F7 t8 E) G
Fails On Rainy Days . L: y' _) Y( T; \$ b8 R# a7 t2 K! \
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
" B% k9 u5 z1 {5 W) A2 WFatally Obese Redneck Driver & L" s/ P. R" v! J1 I" I. O8 w Y
Fault Of R&D
! H) Z2 h( P) K( a- |Finally Obsolete Racing Device
5 ^/ v5 a8 X8 F; | M* r7 fFireball On Rear Denting
# z3 l; k8 j' F. aFirst On Road to Dump
6 f8 K2 N- k! yFirst On Rust and Deterioration
: k. A1 P1 P; L& {* @Fix Or Recycle Dilemma ; t4 G0 X* m7 D5 E7 q! l
Flipping Over Results in Death 6 w- `( A# x7 d" f: e
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
7 |& u. [: E/ X' k. L5 i. q" `8 iFollow Our Rusty Dogsled * S, E! S2 A% A2 u$ O
Foot On Road Decelerates , k; k( V( V5 z
Forced On Reluctant Drivers # P) M; j$ N2 S
Formed Of Rejected DNA
9 }! I; V$ L9 J5 g3 f+ i# N5 P8 k$ C/ t# oForwarded Once; Return Denied
* {- V' |" Y+ {Forward Only; Reverse Defective , N+ J& ~4 B3 K
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
% @3 v; v# j1 ^+ u( ~) HFork Over Repair Dough
f# I* E2 l! {; WFouled Out Re-done Dodge
& h0 q- l u: W: K7 l- p' n! x, cFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 4 ` C S9 |7 g
Free Or Reduced Drastically ( B$ n( Q; S7 D/ q% N. h0 d
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
+ ^+ Z! L! Y, ^6 X/ t, P( Z: [- wFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
% @0 v# e' i# O. w- Z( [/ [Funny Old Rattling Dump 8 I, i h# M3 h$ k2 z2 U5 T+ N1 h
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
" S0 T3 R- \- b) N1 K" m+ M" Y6 MFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
# M3 r( u2 }7 T. I1 d0 CFound Out-Right Dangerous 7 k/ B/ `! {% d. l) X( ^8 b
Future Of Racings Delight & u' {; |( p& Y3 m; c
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
* Y/ @) Y$ v$ _ ?(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
A! \$ y- L* R2 w: k+ eLTD:
" l9 H% Z% F# G) Y& M: V* {1 aLacks Total Dependability
" G7 L1 G6 S9 l- X+ y4 D: u4 fLots To Do
. l3 Z4 B, w6 A u8 A! s, ZLooses Transmissions Daily
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* v. v! Z0 u! K# oGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 7 ~7 Z; z$ a; B# Q6 _
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2 I, V& G0 e" Z7 H# E# QGeneral Maintenance 2 Z/ l% m' V. H3 ~+ d& M
Great Mistake
w9 Q N- a4 B7 I% E2 N* T% k' DGarbage Motors
4 z) \) V8 l4 {& j! N' UGenerally Miserable
. u8 _! p7 O7 }8 U/ ~3 [" DGrossly Misconceived : a- ?% D& ?$ k o
Gluteus Maximus
7 M; L' Q, H; y) F( d; LGood Money
4 B3 a, X2 ~: S, u" L5 O. n, SGoofy's Manufacturing
! w/ F& u* y! IGone Mental
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" {* l$ O/ |. k2 ]$ F, g" N/ fGMC: # [% ~7 i3 C' y) z" ]1 s
Grief & Misery Combined 8 O3 [, P7 H. p1 ~* V1 O. x" m
Garage Man's Companion * v( b7 X- l; q! J4 K1 O2 S7 c) j8 U
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 3 w) o( Q3 A4 c6 U) c h/ P
Generally Mediocre Cars
2 V( i+ j0 [5 Y+ c2 ]. t- fGet More Chicks $ q5 g/ ~1 D7 v) {% m0 U4 \
Gets Mechanics Crazy 5 G4 z8 A3 _6 y0 {: k$ h R
Gods Mechanical Curse
! ]! {) s+ g+ c: a! VGot More Crap
9 f7 _& o9 m% A4 v! N( Q) PGreat Mountain Climber
7 \0 A; M3 E: i- kGreat Motor Car 0 }" a% c2 v) t
God Made Chevy
" I' U" X1 H" V, u" ~3 U: E0 q4 _Good Moron Car $ O( c+ n- L5 N: p) D$ G( |% w
Got Mine Cheap
- R) D0 E% s1 }/ d( ~$ T$ a) gGet My Checkbook % h0 `' ^; R5 a6 s: h
Gone Mad Corp.
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8 P# ?8 _% V b& Z m- y/ R5 NGTO:
3 Y6 m; n' i/ l/ }9 K/ tGas, Tires, Oil 4 z; Y, U; Z: x2 O# H
Get Tools Out
( \0 U3 h# ^1 W- VGet To Onramp
" P. _( ^7 K0 |$ X+ X' fGood To Own 1 J' ^* O6 y/ Q; A! U% H
Get The Others
8 [! J h+ O) _, i3 |Generally Trashed Out
% c, m3 q6 t9 v- RGood Time Out
9 g' h4 n# b5 X+ BGone To Overdrive 9 @$ Y K! J0 f( r# _
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HONDA: S) Z4 ~% P+ I# V2 \7 Z2 c5 s
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
& v1 e9 Y# p8 lHad One Never Did Again & B6 _+ T, @% q9 b( } b
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
$ p; M6 m$ O' T9 X8 M/ z/ |8 tHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 4 T* e+ w, B! f- |9 f- `/ _$ L
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles / U0 P: ^3 @) v* Z4 s+ d5 P
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 3 x8 \7 l/ Y* w4 U: D- y
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
5 q: K/ q/ F* d& B1 ZPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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3 ?& `; \: {+ y% N% YHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... : h6 R- g: }! C$ v7 [" A
5 T. [6 t2 l5 L3 y4 m# [JEEP:
g+ m6 b! o+ K9 |Just Eats Every Part
7 x! [3 L9 N1 F" P* v# ~Just Empty Every Pocket
_! Q/ T- {& M7 e. V# GJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
) {; ?8 i! n! X) [3 J$ ~2 S O$ b# DJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
' y0 A( c3 e, h M/ W# @- x$ {Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around
+ Y1 i( J: l+ c {6 ~Kick It Again ! {2 ]5 K( G7 O: `
Killed In Action
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8 g ] C2 W2 B7 }; _! FLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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" r6 A; R$ C! A4 ^+ K0 NMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along * d& q2 H( |% N: F% ^
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Money Guzzler
6 a3 J4 b5 b$ Z r4 d8 w) VMostly Garaged
1 Y3 d, c3 l" I( i0 FMajor Goof
9 d/ c( n5 ^) g% R) U: a3 QMGB: Might Go Backwards , n# c+ q- i7 x5 f, F' F
MGB: Might Go, But . . . - b! F% U8 I5 A+ J
MGB: Motor Going Bad
/ c' V. M. n: R3 f0 ^6 `9 JMGF: Might Go Forward : u( }( t! @9 R$ ^; @$ C0 i# i
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6 M% k, |! m6 F' b; TMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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- j5 j0 T+ S0 w5 N2 EMOPAR # k6 L/ y0 Q9 P! `
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
, P& L8 O; G/ P* \, JMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
& S$ C, R, s1 @Most Often Passed At Races
6 m! U; |- L( t& _Mostly Old Parts And Rust
W( j/ h! D' P$ V, LMove Over People Are Racing 9 F# [. v% }+ @( s! a2 Z
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly " H' V: @; [, Z2 ~$ W
My Old Pig Ain't Running
) d1 V9 y: r1 {1 C* L9 ^. n+ zMy Only Problems Are Repairs 7 X- f `# I! B4 m3 j
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement m+ F9 k- }' h# ?& w# v
More Often Parts Are Replaced 8 q( Q @8 [9 S# @) d
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MUSTANG:
7 T& C% v4 \$ }. I4 TMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
0 F- `" o/ d+ U% o( w4 X! M8 _Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
4 l5 A% ~: a' [6 P7 U2 M$ JMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
1 e) C" s8 s) w; y3 y' U) h+ fMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 9 m9 A0 j# x# |2 Q
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OLDSMOBILE:
4 d! E& j* T$ d, [- L/ J5 g* w* [4 LOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday + U, k, w) j; o J1 y
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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& m0 _ ?( J8 A4 H; H9 BPINTO:
4 m {; s3 N) r" c6 rPut In Nickel To Operate
" ^4 t" {4 y# _7 @5 b' ^& OPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ( O @+ Q6 j$ A: f% ^6 i
Put In New Transmission Often
! n- m O* a# \6 F. bPushed In Neutral Too Often ; M3 [ l& X& e# l& I
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& v# F# d1 I8 L4 E5 H' v# ?PONTIAC: J0 n; G. H% S# G4 @
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 5 y! i6 g; M$ x& Z! K2 n( @
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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" E: [9 V1 M9 Y2 fPORSCHE: 5 A, q" P( Q4 [
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ' b$ S% K$ K6 k+ Q8 e% E/ @4 A
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 6 }1 r/ Y% S7 u9 R6 b" _
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Send Another Automobile Back 9 t' n) r# O V
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
$ ]3 `8 V" T1 I' Y+ ZSad Attempt At Beauty $ G3 [- j& H0 N. p
Sorry Auto, Always Broken ; i, @/ p. D; h2 w9 w
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
y7 c! l9 G% o7 SToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 3 T6 k' a( b/ G' Z/ z6 w
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass . `* c, Q2 u- }7 @* y! U
The One You Ought To Avoid ' c4 M, L O+ R/ f% V% ?2 F
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TRIUMPH: , [9 W8 @1 W* R* x4 C* h' V6 s7 P
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! ' c% Y% y* ]4 K. `
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! + E! T" l0 s1 G
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- t, ]- p$ `; H& f! H2 @* z1 DTR: Tools Required . b: i- g0 a! w6 G+ d' Y) b
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object $ x$ A1 u& B+ g' e$ N: {9 D) a
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VW: $ ^8 Z1 X8 z) T6 R1 f
Vintage Wreck
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