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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- # E, ^5 f; S) F* |
# o# J" m* S0 lACURA:
Z* w' F" X" t6 I3 Q( t! gAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile / Q2 o2 j! F3 P
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America & {+ G- B' h+ x. K; |( I% {
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9 d* l/ O3 r( ^% TAMC: , m2 ~. l2 n' l$ p- q$ X( t4 u
All Makes Combined
) w) b5 o6 P' y4 ~. \ A' qA Major Cost . [6 c8 J; d: X) g6 T
A Mutated Car * A, _3 R8 u2 L& ^$ K% T% H$ z
A Morons Car
, ? J0 j0 t8 D2 I: _; F( GAnother Major Catastrophe ! N5 T+ P k Z: i& I0 q
A Man's Car + O; |$ M9 z# _/ i$ F. @7 f7 _1 D- ~
A Miss Conception
. q9 f" d& o( M8 _7 M, ^All Muscle Car
! C( @% X- Q% C8 z% G7 O4 CAll Most Car ( ]$ z. g5 n2 {7 s' ~" f A4 h6 B
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
' D( Y9 X C# L6 J+ c# W$ NAutomotive Mental Cruelty ( k+ `' r( {0 p/ @. t
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: a: e0 \& P! U% sAUDI:
" ?# i0 ]8 `* V4 tAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
7 Y7 q3 h: y% XAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
+ i/ X n; G4 F" MAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
& x$ K% A$ m5 R* B: TAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention ( V# }' [' j2 B
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence , f3 O! I% S, ~$ R/ G/ V" p
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. ! u9 A$ ?5 q+ g$ G
All Unnecessary Devices Installed ( n5 J% B4 E( G" H) I+ _
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$ f- K& X6 V# E/ xBMW: 2 e+ |+ V& t% I! n
Big Money Works 8 a+ h: f6 D" ^' l
Bought My Wife , K% S6 H! ^ V; Y& T) G3 z
Brutal Money Waster
* W, w' v5 {* l4 b; h# g+ f ^4 nBreak My Window
# I+ v$ w* w! y6 k7 ?Break My Windshield
% U# E8 m6 _# K& ~2 M& t: K- C3 G8 VBabbling Mechanical Wench ( P% n* _, f4 \, Y" @
Beastly Monstrous Wonder ' J+ I4 N+ j1 X7 z3 L6 k- g
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 9 G$ V) U5 d" G5 f i2 F
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder / l1 U6 M2 U. ~ m4 G6 z$ Q, Q3 d2 e* H
Barely Moving Wreck _- Q9 ~* Z. n5 p( U* a. T
Big Money Waste 0 I: b U5 s) D4 C% A( Y0 s# z
Big Money. Why? & ^- N U( u0 h; z3 v- J
Big Money Works
" e( v$ X) D1 y7 R/ i, ~ tBorn Moderately Wealthy ! J; f7 U1 @/ B Z
Breaks Most Wrenches
! F9 N6 m, l& ~! e/ Y; jBring Many Wrenches
$ i2 g d+ I/ R3 h1 y7 X4 w+ TBrings Me Women 5 g+ L; f0 o! I0 ]) U
Brings More Women
% K* m' V8 F- ]- X: L, UBroken Money Waster ; `6 q$ [$ G- ~. I
Broke My Wallet " n& `+ ]3 c2 r: Z' q9 c Q" Y: h
Broken Monstrous Wonder
& v- M9 J. n4 R% L% KBumbling Mechanical Wretch - X; p# c) |( Y% j# t& C. {; k
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 6 k$ b" r/ m/ j' V6 M
Bavarian Manure Wagon 7 s7 R' w" j) j2 q. ], y7 r) ]
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BUICK:
4 C: K3 Z( P" t- s' d3 ~Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
7 e: A6 y' j; qBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King ; V) o; ~) J( k) g9 B* k" Y9 b) r
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' _+ v6 P% N0 bCamaro:
; G; A' s" Z2 ?. J0 ICan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
& c- N2 W0 H \* @Can't America Make A Real One? . j; }$ \# J8 _+ P' t. H) L
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
6 t; ?) r7 v6 t8 ^, X& `Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: " @! E; t, V( v4 |& P8 b" m
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
9 A6 W- P G; t2 K. a1 t" s1 ]Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time % l7 v) Q# S2 G" N
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 6 ^9 F% D+ ~( t2 _5 g
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques . x; U6 y' J* E- B* K
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: ( Z0 ^0 C0 r$ A% y
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere + f9 `( Y4 a* M
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
: p4 g( X! a; b2 sDead Old Dog Going East . C8 W. }! J. J) u% t/ E
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
; L8 ^# }. ]5 B2 \) F" rDead On Delivery, Go Easy " L# m3 ^; R- o5 X; z
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired : v, x7 G q0 z' d( S: i
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 4 q( X' W# C( x% f: J* w
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
1 ~: l6 O, b- N% T5 wDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 2 w) R$ q5 K2 v' \( }( M! U
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6 K8 O+ d0 G# {( e$ u; wEDSEL:
# V+ d* w. @6 |& ZEvery Day Something Else Leaks ! f7 u9 B E: {+ H+ x
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs ; J+ V8 Y- v$ Z
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FIAT: ^( [/ N4 \- E/ }8 T- o9 Q0 u1 @
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology q3 x) R9 S4 U; G$ ] v6 p
Fix It Again, Tony % r& \& }) U* b& f, R' m0 {
Fix It All the Time
/ R! x/ A: }2 m, W+ f) SFound In A Toilet
& R6 I" i$ O( S. i2 YFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: ; y. Y- s; ~# T/ J( ?
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 5 O5 r8 W a! A7 _0 M! _0 @4 _" u
Fix Or Repair Daily
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. f; a" K( Z wFast Only Rolling Downhill
8 q4 w5 u' G" M0 sFirst On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung
- U- s X1 I, X# l* s+ \! QFails On Rainy Days % x, e- }( {% C" J5 S
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream ; C: c9 o' G; ~( f2 U8 N0 p" `4 T
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
; _) i$ [ r9 M4 a: A' p# W8 K" hFault Of R&D
2 B' g& ]4 D* t+ KFinally Obsolete Racing Device
% z4 o: z( z" |; h$ }& uFireball On Rear Denting
) c( @' ~$ D* mFirst On Road to Dump ) f0 i' n$ J" P# V; b( b- K
First On Rust and Deterioration
/ H* I0 k8 Q4 O* l8 I |8 x# @6 N4 ~, ~Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
+ D+ w$ O, p& i$ \% j& rFlipping Over Results in Death
* a- `% o$ ^' c6 o7 }7 a# K. N# nFlipped Over Roadside Disaster , V( q+ q5 a9 n& \% ?- ]! I
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
" o+ e- ~" {6 t8 ?; gFoot On Road Decelerates . |/ Z) M b' J
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
9 R6 C( m7 m- Y) k0 r# kFormed Of Rejected DNA
) b3 O' A" r0 P. eForwarded Once; Return Denied / L& m, @" o% g1 D, W: D" J4 e
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
3 Q8 `: u, e9 k7 T9 R2 uForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
& m* @ o. U: h0 RFork Over Repair Dough
, J% w8 T2 X6 r; `+ g6 c' iFouled Out Re-done Dodge 2 j7 o) t- e% C, K
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ) E% ~8 f9 O- a0 A
Free Or Reduced Drastically 2 ~# O, a( S1 r: y2 U% j& ]+ `
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
. N- {4 L( e9 U% k; f5 bFumes and Odors Readily Detectable 4 _# c2 T" w- _* n
Funny Old Rattling Dump ! q2 W7 b$ w, c
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
7 m8 @7 }) g+ m* k0 j. D: C4 qFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
. t9 I# ~0 H! z7 TFound Out-Right Dangerous
7 X" O5 @7 p" M: f1 K: XFuture Of Racings Delight $ ?& I+ p$ D- n2 A& N' {1 P
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
$ t R: H2 M; Y+ w9 [, e# t(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords & C5 {+ a0 Z2 z
LTD: " Q) a+ z9 @% C- b/ ], Q$ A
Lacks Total Dependability $ ]- q% P2 D; O% q
Lots To Do - i6 i$ l4 |# _9 q6 Q+ m7 o
Looses Transmissions Daily 4 o. i5 G+ _% P4 Q1 @( c! t! ^
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
6 p, a' J8 d0 i( [General Maintenance
$ d* B1 g, @# j- ]Great Mistake ) c- J B+ v9 ]: U: s
Garbage Motors
+ `* A( z4 r) `- E7 X8 h y" GGenerally Miserable
1 h8 k* j% a; u/ z8 IGrossly Misconceived : b# V1 n0 S6 p
Gluteus Maximus & \# F/ A3 f+ U
Good Money 9 n( i* Q7 d1 \0 @+ ^
Goofy's Manufacturing e" m, n1 \! q/ M
Gone Mental
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' D# J0 d6 A. \7 r0 QGMC: ' q8 u. Y9 g. G. Z
Grief & Misery Combined
7 J* z; R5 P( I" xGarage Man's Companion
" W3 b3 N- Q) K& {Gotta Mechanic Coming?
$ M% q: i3 J( E% u& h# c0 OGenerally Mediocre Cars 1 I1 P9 F, e: N# w
Get More Chicks : t+ m) u; [& A$ J
Gets Mechanics Crazy
% M, U+ j9 C; \% X% `+ VGods Mechanical Curse 3 y# B$ R. n/ W Z# Y1 y ^3 B
Got More Crap 4 R S a c. y x7 l: ]- x: \
Great Mountain Climber
& K+ C& t8 i7 ^4 V6 U; ]5 V7 xGreat Motor Car * s4 b9 j" \& [* ~) A/ u- |4 C
God Made Chevy
# N0 t K3 ], L% Z! N8 J% B KGood Moron Car 1 ^ f P' M( f7 u, q6 X
Got Mine Cheap
; H+ } S3 g5 H; l0 {Get My Checkbook
7 F2 {$ T4 q1 V, ~( G% Q9 n, e* Q GGone Mad Corp.
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GTO: 3 v' U# N. P7 t# G2 t0 w/ f. N; ?
Gas, Tires, Oil / H+ i$ F4 T6 Z7 n' q$ C* ?* D$ k
Get Tools Out * J- I6 u) V; P! V
Get To Onramp ) i2 p7 O8 V9 \' Y
Good To Own " v! }: b7 g* i, }& @
Get The Others
$ S. K- i8 ?5 y4 k) ^; T4 j" ~Generally Trashed Out
3 M( ]& V# ?" ^/ i9 zGood Time Out 6 w% P7 g* D; n7 ^) f5 h$ x
Gone To Overdrive , _+ e9 l; O& Q/ K) V. z
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HONDA:
" y, ^3 W( A# e) k7 c) gHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 7 h6 J8 d8 C6 j* S/ o& C
Had One Never Did Again
. I6 s! x" i: l/ LHang On, Not Done Accelerating % s& l4 y; F: U0 ^
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 1 y4 b8 a% n5 r& P
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles $ O3 U' d$ D* o3 F6 z
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 5 p$ D' R {* s2 c
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
4 [3 l: x9 r n9 `PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 1 h: Q, @7 K& i3 _! p, I
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JEEP: 5 ]. v' o) O2 h/ d3 j4 X
Just Eats Every Part ) E2 M% g9 B+ Y" t6 P) P
Just Empty Every Pocket & U, J6 q9 {1 T- r1 K7 L( e
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
9 X7 C5 U9 o0 AJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes . U/ \* ~: [$ M9 V
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA: + S( N+ m" Q* y+ N
Kick It Around
4 T! U" Q( \; c2 M( q5 L+ q& y" fKick It Again # ^! ~% \2 R l) M( I
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious % l5 B; \# D1 W* q$ X: y" d) N
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along # F* @% o3 X l2 h" t
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Money Guzzler . v, x6 ]/ D5 X+ k
Mostly Garaged - o1 T! P( ]6 u
Major Goof
5 g& V0 ~* G- a( }5 W8 EMGB: Might Go Backwards
9 T( ], Y! B1 KMGB: Might Go, But . . . : j! W" V8 S6 h+ z: {7 c4 Z
MGB: Motor Going Bad " ]. Q- K" f# [
MGF: Might Go Forward
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, A2 [( k, s0 P' O# S! Z( FMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate N: a' S# p6 J% [' i
7 B" o/ l: |0 RMOPAR ! s) ^6 M+ c8 q) _. y3 t8 l
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
. z/ @; {8 o t8 O, _+ fMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
' u7 y! l: Q5 b6 K7 B& q8 kMost Often Passed At Races
x( H2 k3 x& p! W7 I6 BMostly Old Parts And Rust , }9 t+ ?$ ]% ~, M0 O2 O4 B9 u7 H
Move Over People Are Racing
: s/ Z+ M' r1 D) c4 P& M3 CMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly . A0 O1 m) u2 q; A* y, Q
My Old Pig Ain't Running ! Y6 m K1 P3 r. }- f- I7 A
My Only Problems Are Repairs V5 u1 Z6 T- o9 h( q2 D
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
+ N# D$ a6 O H1 `# ]2 ~5 V5 I a2 e1 wMore Often Parts Are Replaced 3 U6 t) r7 [& z; o7 j8 x, B
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MUSTANG: 8 ~9 u9 x: x/ P, A J
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
( H! \3 X. q& ~% ~& zMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 2 h9 L! D8 G9 Z1 ~$ v$ m
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
7 E5 C6 C6 N$ d4 YMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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- g4 Q3 P1 x. p3 Z `OLDSMOBILE:
# q; u3 [0 s1 t5 _9 s# p9 J0 eOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday ) H, L+ @: I, a+ x
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment " x+ Y! V& R, M2 K, w9 B, |
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( q) C! V& F) M# i, { B% UPINTO: # v d8 {2 b& I) \) {# }! n
Put In Nickel To Operate
^7 q- f8 x% V' HPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
8 x+ C5 p# l% w( F" { w SPut In New Transmission Often
L4 F% e+ ~9 I' E/ X% `Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
0 S9 u# ?( E7 R- d& V( {Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car . R( H5 N0 D4 i# m: A
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
6 L) l2 H0 w$ J( Z* nProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 5 C+ \ ?, x# K
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough + n+ M0 T" ~* l* F' |" l
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SAAB: % W* q) T, H5 E+ I: k
Send Another Automobile Back 5 a2 s" t5 Y7 j5 D
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
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Sorry Auto, Always Broken
9 x# R7 U1 i: M5 _0 oShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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5 i' \2 Q4 t H$ e- t* ^SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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I7 o% N+ @5 i4 J5 _TOYOTA:
2 D1 A5 o# E$ w8 p. A) xToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
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The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: - H2 N7 m& S% [( O
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 0 z5 u G, t3 _6 Q8 I5 u
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! + G6 l6 U# Z( y
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TR: Tools Required - K3 K" O7 d4 n
% t6 n" ^! \6 a) U( rVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object . Y3 J' z/ ?0 d# J* o! m! J
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VW:
) P: y% O* Z3 w5 Y$ WVintage Wreck . \5 q) @3 I+ @ f% Y
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