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ACURA:
, C4 Q1 y) U R1 `% m4 `7 lAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
! O4 Y2 p D9 W+ u) ?( v# eAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: # P7 ?! K4 O' j% h; e
All Makes Combined ; d! o! f8 h6 M! ]2 T( m! b
A Major Cost
+ h/ U+ C; Y2 xA Mutated Car
) m& J6 ^9 Y: w0 I! f. oA Morons Car
% J" o8 k9 X. O' q7 X, nAnother Major Catastrophe
* i# z3 |! }9 S5 |, h' vA Man's Car
s8 W( t" ^5 n& j- ]! ^A Miss Conception
: K' E. o0 S. K8 j& e8 ^+ mAll Muscle Car / ]. n- D2 p1 x U# Q- V' R; S
All Most Car
8 f# g' P! m" E2 t4 [5 EAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
5 u: h* @& |% O L5 Y4 X2 aAutomotive Mental Cruelty 8 j$ \, x* m5 K3 A
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AUDI: , ]# B; f- I) F+ a7 C
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
6 s0 p$ ?8 ]9 k, q' FAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
! D1 _ N. }& v* m7 OAutomobile Under Demonic Influence 0 M8 g1 l1 ?2 O
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
) f4 H3 `( x, y: P( VAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
2 w, T. J- P. U, \2 ?, V( J7 ~Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
9 l3 Q8 L/ \. @( I# L6 GAll Unnecessary Devices Installed 2 U# _( p2 _4 Y/ U: Z- \
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8 x9 y3 F) z# ` SBMW:
: o# B5 W0 x+ \1 IBig Money Works ( K0 m8 `" J3 g& i- b
Bought My Wife
* ^, ]5 m1 ]* }* X" K TBrutal Money Waster
$ u" a0 e) |! OBreak My Window
& [4 F6 u' b) @0 \! Z' xBreak My Windshield 2 O( t, j2 P5 X2 B
Babbling Mechanical Wench " O _) Z: M I; {4 I' d4 f
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
L/ U% e) m. H5 B# @4 NBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 2 }$ I1 z0 M8 J
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
# x4 _% k. t5 zBarely Moving Wreck
3 J9 n) i% ~ z1 ^# UBig Money Waste 8 L: h2 k5 f- s0 J$ P: B* X% u
Big Money. Why?
9 n) T8 r7 Z4 SBig Money Works
/ C1 r: q7 E; O" _# `# z& |Born Moderately Wealthy
& J2 q' ~5 Z8 iBreaks Most Wrenches
- l1 K7 Q3 r1 @( P$ q* zBring Many Wrenches
; u( w% {* \9 ], oBrings Me Women
- c4 }8 o$ J6 X7 S& P. VBrings More Women
* ^! ^" z% C7 }3 X# E! d! ^Broken Money Waster - \) V& R- D! c: w8 b" ?
Broke My Wallet - m% R2 w+ v2 v5 k" G3 v
Broken Monstrous Wonder / \: j. A; H" x/ }2 T
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
. Y2 t' z! H& \+ d5 S2 |Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 2 R8 ?8 b/ D/ W: Y, f5 ~8 l
Bavarian Manure Wagon ; ~1 T- x: B; } |
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BUICK:
3 Q: U7 a1 Q0 z1 oBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer . o1 R2 w b9 Z' A+ d! _, B* ?
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King ! R$ ^: q* K& r7 ~6 J/ y' s+ r
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Camaro: # W3 u1 V8 j! w1 c: {0 h
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? # B8 v7 G- F/ J% d
Can't America Make A Real One?
4 c* v: y& c- W' MChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often " T& `) t. u& P7 W( j
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: s n9 I2 @$ l( Q0 t, I/ X
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
. |3 A6 k) k' o1 B# nCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
& \4 {+ Z! G4 N* MCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Q# y" `3 d1 F4 E3 |: iConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 9 j3 ?# _& Y4 G7 G: v
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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% r4 R. {/ @$ a; c- X: h# N9 LDODGE: ( |& }9 b+ n p! |# T: w# g$ V. y9 p2 K
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere . b! H: S# Z. v2 _, V$ Q
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
2 ?+ q0 M1 D' C& LDead Old Dog Going East 1 ?2 H# q0 A$ B5 N
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
2 ^ |) h; ~9 g2 TDead On Delivery, Go Easy 0 F+ y' t& W k( q9 |0 Y
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired h h- p, p2 ?; x" F( X& e2 f0 O
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 6 x% l! ^4 q# i
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
; T# r5 C8 W5 ODaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: - S& {/ J5 v0 |1 j; u4 M
Every Day Something Else Leaks
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" Z1 t+ `) ]& g" A* _Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
% o+ ? U- k, ^& vFix It Again, Tony
2 r9 @# w, V8 N: E) R2 I# Y* PFix It All the Time
4 A* C& V- t( B" h, eFound In A Toilet 8 `/ t- M; T' l8 h
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
6 O D5 A* M6 A- {Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
2 u1 p2 ?4 D/ M0 x9 u- \Fix Or Repair Daily 5 J. Z, ~6 x% F1 M2 n
Found On Road Dead
; B/ `7 G6 }# ^! g6 `; E" j( aFast Only Rolling Downhill
\( B1 L( B5 Q+ {# J* j& W0 mFirst On Race Day : ^" v4 x8 t4 Q/ n: w3 u6 f, u
First On Recall Day / j" d' H- ~& W4 }7 T: n( R
Fabricated Of Refried Dung 8 q0 h, D. l5 o x" B
Fails On Rainy Days - {# f4 e& c" [% {: t7 E4 v7 v/ [
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
k* ^. L, g3 Q: n4 NFatally Obese Redneck Driver
9 a: B5 u5 i" ^8 e ~. K0 lFault Of R&D
9 S0 r0 Q8 q6 k1 L) Z, O+ RFinally Obsolete Racing Device
* y! s# L4 c$ R0 Z! J9 ~: G' O% hFireball On Rear Denting 3 ]7 l' W# P& U' N C' H
First On Road to Dump - D5 q. i4 R! I, Y( z a
First On Rust and Deterioration
2 M7 V# I4 ~( o3 r: H# CFix Or Recycle Dilemma
: |" H: P N2 wFlipping Over Results in Death
4 N# l: `) F. c; h7 l( ^Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
% q1 |/ Q, h3 }9 bFollow Our Rusty Dogsled 6 z. { r, C* U" ]6 |+ c& g) a
Foot On Road Decelerates ( N% Q% D1 ~4 ?7 j# h8 @
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 5 C: R. m4 P$ X) Q. K6 c* \' g& i u" i
Formed Of Rejected DNA * @# ?1 j& p3 Y
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
) s( r. v, N3 n1 L) V, QForward Only; Reverse Defective 6 ~/ B% l8 A2 n ] d7 \
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin + S% D: g! o7 r% E
Fork Over Repair Dough
+ f/ k: d2 i* G9 Q' G% SFouled Out Re-done Dodge 9 d. U. I" P1 ]! ]) G
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration - r. v: x. S B1 p
Free Or Reduced Drastically 1 n" U- B' l# o( M& ]! c
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed ; a, X, l/ G& I" Y
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable ) M5 i0 K) t- j/ D( s
Funny Old Rattling Dump
# z. [2 O* m/ v( F8 Q- y) c$ J! K. d1 MForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
( P; G n7 o3 M1 I/ j8 h- ^2 Q! X2 ^2 XFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
. E& V/ w% _7 Q/ W E XFound Out-Right Dangerous
! `) b% A$ L* M& W" z, KFuture Of Racings Delight / F" k/ V$ s7 p) x
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot $ W1 ^$ p) q# M( ^( h9 r S, U
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords * U: u- U" f: r: m$ h1 }) b
LTD: % |' n6 f# F( j8 @
Lacks Total Dependability * U! {' b" v- g! y/ N
Lots To Do
, Y4 [- c! y) c: J8 M$ [ QLooses Transmissions Daily ) ]; ~( K0 f X; l
6 u5 K! `, W! b' TGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 9 {0 _% l6 f* u/ x
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+ b: N" ^. [5 @4 w/ C6 w$ O- nGeneral Maintenance
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Garbage Motors
{( X* \# M7 x! N' lGenerally Miserable 5 F# B- F! Y" d U- Z0 G- y
Grossly Misconceived
$ I3 c: p1 f; W9 z- MGluteus Maximus
/ d1 Z+ U/ g1 N7 s& i2 KGood Money
6 J w! D4 K6 O+ |Goofy's Manufacturing
1 ^% f& K* ], Q1 mGone Mental
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Grief & Misery Combined
! i1 X+ b& U1 I" ZGarage Man's Companion
" }4 Y1 s! Q: D/ CGotta Mechanic Coming?
3 v: Q* Q0 Y y8 U" u aGenerally Mediocre Cars
* Z$ ^5 X' q# d9 SGet More Chicks ' ~) _4 f3 ^1 s# m: Z
Gets Mechanics Crazy
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Got More Crap
" A% n. Y$ H3 yGreat Mountain Climber - ^! Z7 p, E4 n5 j3 V% b
Great Motor Car 4 ~9 h5 \) ~7 |# N& N$ v0 e
God Made Chevy 7 w V7 Q& h: b
Good Moron Car
7 j! l# d5 m2 WGot Mine Cheap , P9 p6 u; v; j- A9 \7 _
Get My Checkbook
2 b+ G" h& n! n: T. e+ F& Y) rGone Mad Corp.
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! t9 n* x* j. m4 e" C9 C- f) MGas, Tires, Oil ' Y% f' `" k! Q
Get Tools Out 8 f: N6 ~( `0 K1 M
Get To Onramp
/ [" \$ a5 m. F3 yGood To Own 4 u: {: s2 j1 Z- W$ C3 L9 [
Get The Others
: Z2 v v, X3 a1 N" WGenerally Trashed Out $ s t6 T% Z, n0 t; K( A/ B+ [
Good Time Out 4 z! ]2 L7 o% g1 i5 u! |
Gone To Overdrive 9 Y& q* _- X0 ^+ U* P5 U* l; m
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Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything * @; w* F& B: N: d. H' ]* u2 b3 h
Had One Never Did Again + e( u) g$ m' d9 Z, o- y$ `- D
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 7 G8 E0 T6 f, j/ _
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 5 w5 p" Q4 B% Z# D" e8 J( H
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles + }$ k7 i" q/ G
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
4 |* X# o3 q; }, u2 R: Y& ~How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 0 S* E: P' h$ s& O/ N
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... $ D' r! |( w9 b4 r2 a! b
5 C( s4 G0 q' i. A% ]# _' |JEEP: , }9 `( Q9 _7 v- b! m7 t
Just Eats Every Part , c( `: x4 ?4 y6 U C; w. P
Just Empty Every Pocket
; K7 P7 ?6 x$ d' z6 o2 s2 RJunk Engineering Executed Poorly ) C* ^* Q/ Z- }) u$ q. y
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes , I/ {+ Y) R1 a
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
; U* g# t+ m8 T, @: c2 PKick It Around
" `1 h/ S/ e* ^1 p- |Kick It Again 1 |( N$ I0 ~0 i) F. W/ _
Killed In Action % U4 g2 Y! G; v. s$ E
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 5 p& ^" l9 I1 k/ {, H) A: A
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along ; h) D, r( C% d
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- [# D1 Z8 C8 d" F/ B6 bMoney Guzzler : {: D- a- V2 C6 a" [0 N
Mostly Garaged
1 S- w# N8 T5 H+ w u9 qMajor Goof
# |# e: `; \ y9 Y3 HMGB: Might Go Backwards " `* q# S# Q' U A/ N
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
* r6 i4 e+ M8 t/ E' E0 ]+ e& ]MGB: Motor Going Bad
9 G+ c' ^- N7 [: `MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate - U; v0 C2 V3 _* e2 \$ ]% F
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2 n3 ?. C% }3 L. f/ W4 v2 F3 ^/ jMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
+ o* @! O+ f j6 @9 e+ D) v1 UMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
0 ~- s+ g( \5 `+ v x. _- kMost Often Passed At Races
; o z5 T q" e) H7 {5 u6 O: _% mMostly Old Parts And Rust & J7 ^, l; @7 Y: b
Move Over People Are Racing 9 V2 T# g8 \) _, |
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly $ j3 w; G8 P& Q" G' n: W
My Old Pig Ain't Running
# E, f4 C$ n/ w. `: k% XMy Only Problems Are Repairs " B+ ?: q! e9 s! {0 r
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 8 J- J7 t. U3 j0 o+ P+ P& p$ o
More Often Parts Are Replaced 2 X. G% `2 S- _; N" |& r( q! ]7 M! n
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MUSTANG: 8 ^8 ^* f+ F( G' [5 R! e; p: n
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
* M# g, s' \, I; D% H t- PMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go , `4 c+ N, {" t/ U: P
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
6 Q& n$ Y5 x) PMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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4 d, T r& @- k- `# `OLDSMOBILE:
( t( v* O, {* ~% ZOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
6 h) `* e/ a# t$ G$ k& qOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: K2 P0 i! f$ ^, c p
Put In Nickel To Operate
% l9 ~ U+ V- w5 r. ~! BPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 5 q! S& E5 q/ b# j) l) P
Put In New Transmission Often
6 B/ Y* A* f5 @2 x j4 b% wPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: 9 o/ T( `* ]. ^. ?5 r
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car / K) m* j6 \9 _* P! t
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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! n1 z. Y! j4 U% gPORSCHE: 8 q" d+ @6 X7 Z/ r/ I: C
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 4 N4 f X+ a/ M L( q
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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% q" |& A+ [; |3 F' w# ?Send Another Automobile Back ; H7 b% c, N# H% ~9 ?
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 7 I/ \3 s, H/ N# I+ Q+ u
Sad Attempt At Beauty
6 O( R# M" _( W* V7 q- vSorry Auto, Always Broken 4 E( p$ ?/ y% G
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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. b3 y6 `, Q L9 X P) ?: f0 rSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually & ~( [) S! s& u7 `; e, B' ~
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto - @9 Z$ h* n2 h: `/ T" t& c$ H
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass K% ~7 C z8 ?5 A7 e, e
The One You Ought To Avoid
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
7 I: q, N0 x1 E( N( [* r7 s [Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 1 l+ G3 e4 c) f! c: w9 y$ K# x
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TR: Tools Required
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% ?" a( p, g) @6 _VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object $ n% J, q: v! Z; C
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Vintage Wreck 0 n e- g" ^% D6 \ Y
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