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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 8 g7 |( m& k( m+ J$ p& w B* B$ H
6 s( X4 j6 e" d: AACURA: ( h! k/ u! I- }4 D) @* Q/ Q1 n
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
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AMC: / N6 E2 J( V2 M: D; K
All Makes Combined $ e6 e- b9 |; [* t# V C
A Major Cost
: d- b! ?0 @" c4 ?% z( T. \A Mutated Car
/ G# f) M3 ]! w; M# O x( }- [A Morons Car $ j8 m5 [8 Z: B& h4 y5 g
Another Major Catastrophe
9 i+ s3 |+ [; b6 K! A4 a2 \! mA Man's Car " ^/ W$ D( o- u9 P) c# e! Z! O
A Miss Conception ' z4 K' B! A5 ]
All Muscle Car b. I& O' a% x: x4 C9 U; r
All Most Car ' L$ L6 `0 f$ ^4 b* ~
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 9 }/ [0 A) f( y+ d) x
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
d0 U+ @# I- t! YAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
1 D9 L A" t h: h( ^Automobile Under Demonic Influence ( p; N- j% }: F n# K* w4 z( \& P" Z
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
) L% s. ^/ m4 J$ U7 |Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
- m7 b" X; d8 b8 vAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
. ?0 V: S. |; h/ G! p) F( n F: `All Unnecessary Devices Installed / i1 M3 z' k, B: u( N+ i# F
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( @* q5 L V# F8 n0 j; \7 P3 xBMW:
' O1 W4 w2 B( MBig Money Works
( k x# S! Y1 E1 p7 D! ] GBought My Wife
; U) ?/ d+ d1 b, [Brutal Money Waster N+ n7 Y& o0 E5 B: l
Break My Window 9 |& I: @2 b1 m; N# [% d( D; v, X
Break My Windshield 7 }1 f6 z: n- ~4 Y- T" J5 n" ?1 z
Babbling Mechanical Wench / F9 v5 i, N: g( _) W! K
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
0 _0 d* Q6 D [( z! Y" eBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
+ V; W0 ^9 `4 u5 ^$ H3 }8 ]Beautiful Mechanical Wonder # n5 B7 W! k9 _. ~% ~, \; d: O
Barely Moving Wreck
' k' {" j @" L0 t6 O, v* X7 t/ r% }Big Money Waste
0 {/ i4 d. Y! P9 |' }; H. I, pBig Money. Why? 4 H- E' I0 C; P( j- ^5 }) _
Big Money Works
. E8 r& l& u Y' N' y. @8 q8 X+ i- PBorn Moderately Wealthy
" `' } C" T. N. _/ j) W, [Breaks Most Wrenches 0 V+ ]4 H5 o! l7 \5 n9 q
Bring Many Wrenches
% D" P! B) Y1 ^1 KBrings Me Women ) S- }- q T8 D7 p7 [1 ~
Brings More Women
: _0 [5 \; C& u0 ^' v: @4 p8 i2 eBroken Money Waster / w$ K" w8 O6 l: n, W
Broke My Wallet 3 y7 G$ b9 _$ a: k# i
Broken Monstrous Wonder 9 E7 N; Z# w7 b) ~
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
\% X( A( z9 _" t# D; R4 ~Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
. S4 p$ m8 f8 d$ p/ h1 |; J8 q5 rBavarian Manure Wagon 1 J/ i% H0 f& g4 ]3 O
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BUICK: 7 O. C8 X3 r- d' R( W" Z T
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
- N9 P) E* l0 f# ]: BBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King ) @ m* Z6 v2 z( \# o& x8 L
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, w2 {( n- J: t0 [Camaro: 8 y2 a. h4 ~1 `% F. R. s
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 8 {- D) |' k+ l& x- o! ]& w
Can't America Make A Real One?
5 B9 s+ S# R* ~5 \Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
) A6 _4 X9 C4 {Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often 7 E6 r$ g0 {5 c/ a4 W
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CHEVROLET: 4 v! q8 l3 B9 e1 g7 y* Y- ~
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
, I+ S" I" k9 e4 [; g+ ZCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
0 Y' t9 K {4 bCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
z1 w O6 U- \* G3 RConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
. j- U! D+ m# R; {) oCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology + j" W4 X9 j0 R4 I
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- j, L* A5 `7 G+ K) t8 ?( o, m' UDODGE: 3 p% G4 j$ e' s
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 1 H0 |0 r N. c' `
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 6 G6 E. U) t2 T3 F7 {
Dead Old Dog Going East
! |7 s4 j7 p' K6 P C( O# _) jDead On Day Guarantee Expires , J+ ]( ~7 |) `7 g' L
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
3 V$ m. q3 D0 i! i3 u5 ^3 {" kDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
1 T7 P b ^) o! \: v8 |Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
! V v6 u }0 MDear Old Dads Garage Experiment ' y: P6 U# j) I2 t; z
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 3 ]' y% I: ?7 g- T
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EDSEL:
6 L4 e4 w5 h# G9 [, i/ uEvery Day Something Else Leaks
4 Y2 `5 W( J2 lEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs $ j9 t( }: r h3 K! p
~8 l n% s+ \4 _8 xFIAT: 9 _' o) r8 N7 A* C: g
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
& S$ B" M/ N- ? {6 e9 AFix It Again, Tony
8 c" H7 a& o2 c' x3 MFix It All the Time 8 H& Q. |+ u6 ?4 U' Q9 n
Found In A Toilet
0 Z @+ ~- b* `$ }) ^+ bFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation . Y* E; y, ]7 S2 x. ]+ p$ A0 a7 k
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FORD: - q( f- \- Q1 g5 K
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
! E8 Y* r7 q# E; C. I+ r* sFix Or Repair Daily $ D( S( e9 d0 e$ N
Found On Road Dead 0 P1 A* d% Y- m& H! c! X
Fast Only Rolling Downhill * X/ G3 P( ?4 U, g# d% S
First On Race Day 3 o1 t0 y& k6 i. N9 w/ `, M a
First On Recall Day $ u' v0 f& w% [- _7 U
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
- R6 S0 N1 m7 @- Y- e; e7 g& JFails On Rainy Days : m; r" h, ~* r) N
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream $ j" N- C1 x6 B, \9 r, e
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
7 x; d9 _% u& }Fault Of R&D
! h# }' f" |3 q4 a4 ]# p) x6 X$ `5 _Finally Obsolete Racing Device
, S, q( s7 B) MFireball On Rear Denting
- u! W+ \- H/ M1 q2 b# o+ x8 @# ?: qFirst On Road to Dump
, V, K' h0 x0 B1 ~First On Rust and Deterioration
! I- f, m- v0 N* W% ^7 p' OFix Or Recycle Dilemma
. t: Z7 o0 j5 g. D8 g3 g; ~Flipping Over Results in Death
V5 H$ l" p/ {& L) H+ JFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
+ g1 p* I7 Y$ G, EFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
3 p/ ~+ O# o. y8 y" c [* W( [Foot On Road Decelerates ) z0 b- O- I9 K# w
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 8 h' {' N6 h! S
Formed Of Rejected DNA 3 C$ {( T7 d; r5 W/ z) }7 `7 X
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
8 J5 g$ z- A: s7 QForward Only; Reverse Defective * G5 z+ Q$ i d" [1 H" i" r, S1 G# S
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ) b5 Q0 d3 Y1 z6 o+ V$ i. {
Fork Over Repair Dough # Y W/ V; V' r/ w
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge , W, R, M3 o# ^. P
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
1 x/ Z- i8 S" a# RFree Or Reduced Drastically ' E/ n+ N- X) @* J" {! s8 a% P
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
0 u( G: W+ e' Q8 y: C# JFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
) h, u, [* V/ z( E8 |) x* xFunny Old Rattling Dump
$ i0 X' m# ^% C' zForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ) w# i" a6 e: |" f" G% i3 d9 }
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
. \( g9 D2 n, }& r# BFound Out-Right Dangerous % n4 v1 K* N, v
Future Of Racings Delight
. _- M8 q, k5 ]9 k% t(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot / s6 v% ~3 q# ~8 z
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords ( J+ c# Q* }! S9 p
LTD:
5 z9 M% J9 Z4 d3 m2 ZLacks Total Dependability
+ b* o4 f a5 _5 x! b; ALots To Do % Q, Z' i: g3 Q$ Q8 N
Looses Transmissions Daily
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* y: s h0 H, ]+ h, {5 iGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked ! K& s* n5 J& n k) N( O& v' v5 I, P
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GM:
. g% `9 c1 K; i3 Y9 L! A1 zGeneral Maintenance
8 Y+ b2 Z1 e9 j, m6 y6 oGreat Mistake
9 C4 k0 @$ d/ u6 L( zGarbage Motors
% \1 P( Z% F% B3 XGenerally Miserable ) Z% Q0 G/ q9 Y% \
Grossly Misconceived
( y6 y$ s y" E, @7 k% Q1 JGluteus Maximus , k& n( s( Y) v( ?4 O/ S' P
Good Money
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Gone Mental
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" b) t+ M. M; k) J: a9 vGMC:
* i3 B$ B z" D( Q& E" N0 E/ D+ g kGrief & Misery Combined
a( U. R" k$ ?; tGarage Man's Companion
9 J* h0 B0 _2 w, zGotta Mechanic Coming? ) C; _ M% P, o. f5 z
Generally Mediocre Cars
" W1 F) |/ S& T* t4 b, n. j zGet More Chicks
9 T' z. U K* eGets Mechanics Crazy 4 P4 H5 i/ Q* p1 Q, ?( y; l0 \
Gods Mechanical Curse
! h& W; _ I( A! H6 O9 I! lGot More Crap
; x" I) S+ L0 o* y0 \" A5 EGreat Mountain Climber
" X: l9 C! i$ w# X; gGreat Motor Car
) {% m% q Q$ a5 D; Y/ }9 hGod Made Chevy % r9 r* E4 {/ @( ?7 r
Good Moron Car 5 X, m' u& H( k" |: U) L: M6 i
Got Mine Cheap - P* X5 H: J" s. e" x+ @2 R. g
Get My Checkbook ! u. P5 b) N& [, V2 V+ h
Gone Mad Corp.
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: [; U9 [. r AGTO: , t: @8 o# q4 D1 I" S
Gas, Tires, Oil 5 Z* n+ Y8 ~4 s& G7 _4 q
Get Tools Out ) G' b! G5 N1 `: l2 `
Get To Onramp
+ J4 t3 T, ~7 M6 w1 V: WGood To Own
- M/ U; m8 s X3 ^* QGet The Others ; B5 x0 U# e: R
Generally Trashed Out
! t0 G3 b e$ N# f# f, r/ IGood Time Out
8 k4 N( x& y: EGone To Overdrive " O1 b# x( l8 V* V4 J5 j
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HONDA: : E: {" [4 R2 ?. f9 k2 c- j
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 6 ~+ s( y: Y' }4 _- h* [
Had One Never Did Again 5 o& t1 U8 \$ M! W
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating $ O) S- M( O# g& I
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles ; A) r1 z# N# @
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
: c6 ~/ P& c. v( @/ H/ [" UHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
, x; ^' Z A* u) bHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
|& E6 |5 ^1 @- oPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes / q/ Y% n2 g& @
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\$ f; g2 ]& J p9 p3 }8 ~+ EHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ; K; H6 J7 _ Y2 @6 m
+ q8 `* @7 A3 H1 c) |3 EJEEP: % w2 o6 S+ Y" C# V
Just Eats Every Part
; ^4 B" ]0 |, W+ R3 yJust Empty Every Pocket
% ]2 l( _2 j* @* \5 o5 q; ~, S. ]Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 5 e* o9 P$ a1 y& G# _" `) H2 S3 R
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
3 w1 T9 x. Z( _2 v; T( _( aJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
- T4 x: b+ h' ]/ c2 E5 }Kick It Around
: y- e1 `5 ? t \& h/ A: Z4 g) BKick It Again
& d1 u0 k- {' W" v/ O& |Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ; S0 g# l) v8 q; C `
) c) E8 E) F8 `+ m. Y+ J- ~MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
/ P5 K: i' r7 U3 k* ]* Z9 C9 aMoney Guzzler 8 s6 d$ P! n" P* A. t1 f7 v; ]
Mostly Garaged
) r! b) o1 r: Z2 F. G0 P3 QMajor Goof
9 m* w! o& \/ ~3 JMGB: Might Go Backwards
( X# O2 F9 o( V C& d, dMGB: Might Go, But . . . / Z7 R* w$ A% A4 W7 Y
MGB: Motor Going Bad o1 t' ]& R% T1 R& Z1 P
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate $ @6 M- T& O* w' O# i. r, D
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MOPAR & V2 p, J8 s4 \: T
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
9 b: Y* r) |8 A4 J% D* r* L1 lMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
! G) P8 h+ w+ b8 n' _Most Often Passed At Races
7 r: K- I3 _9 pMostly Old Parts And Rust * P8 v# @3 D* {, N& u( L
Move Over People Are Racing
1 r5 A' r, }2 b# {/ QMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 5 b3 d/ G6 V& M9 O8 C' ~! w
My Old Pig Ain't Running $ e& u; c3 u# C7 r2 c& f* }
My Only Problems Are Repairs / z" ~2 e% @$ W! [0 l5 G7 v
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement ) `7 v1 E- e+ n2 L* }
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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# G/ K* C0 [$ ?% pMUSTANG:
0 Q# F& r8 l! ^+ Y$ ~7 g5 XMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good T' L9 `9 I9 d; H' z% u/ n" ^) i: r
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
2 n5 Z+ Z& [! F7 w. hMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go ) |! K, E$ i s
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO $ p: d, d6 e: D. C+ ^% t; O; f
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OLDSMOBILE:
2 ]! f2 c& k" ^ q9 d0 oOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
3 O; `5 d: [* ^( DOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment # j+ ~+ e. k% N, d# f( g& C( U
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PINTO: 3 `2 {8 F: ?. s: S6 \2 q6 T
Put In Nickel To Operate
# h& R! Q7 \- P) `( rPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
' t. D* W8 z% \1 m6 E( ~ ?$ aPut In New Transmission Often
# z0 Q0 O- z9 C4 n! ]Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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8 ^! K% u! S4 F/ _PONTIAC:
$ A& k" ]( w! m; g0 d# p YPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ' L& {7 n- a* W. `. ?: k
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 7 I* L+ O. v7 r7 j0 |" q5 T
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$ O) X/ P' \' J+ Y7 V1 [) BPORSCHE: , W" E! b* I0 [& ?/ n# d
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
+ j" l( R$ D, r2 V+ ]& VPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back
' m) ~' q3 m. N& l( D/ s8 NSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown ) }* u+ a8 M* W+ U
Sad Attempt At Beauty 0 S# W! r+ T& r u
Sorry Auto, Always Broken " x7 T6 w( H# O: @
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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4 Z; F) t' a. @SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 0 M# O; u7 F s! e3 W! J% B& x
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TOYOTA:
2 t! K' ^$ h3 |% vToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
% B8 M R4 |& f/ N; eTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass % ?* g k: o! A4 f/ d: Z
The One You Ought To Avoid . @# w& ]' R, U, r- U7 }
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TRIUMPH: ) `$ g/ `" H2 V
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
! P' R3 X/ v, N) `Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
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