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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: 2 ], s! E$ d5 }' l% n' ^
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ! i! M2 ^( `4 r! U% O
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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! J# h7 b, C" ~& J C! |9 MAll Makes Combined
1 N q) j& @& |A Major Cost y, k7 C' V$ Q3 `) r# U* }3 `0 @
A Mutated Car # {5 ]+ j7 w9 U. f! h W
A Morons Car 6 S7 {# U4 [3 A" z. t
Another Major Catastrophe 4 x8 g7 ^' g/ f7 b% ~# O
A Man's Car $ }8 A% G: d9 P
A Miss Conception - I2 s7 G' W* a
All Muscle Car
; i7 o/ V0 l8 T( g5 ^All Most Car 6 Z$ a. [, {- ?/ x
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 9 a1 Z" o8 H3 U) [; E1 o4 U. O
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI:
3 A1 Z6 S' [% I* Y$ OAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
, a# f4 L4 P J0 d- o. C& [Accelerates Under Demonic Influence % O3 o3 l+ ~ E+ e! m) T
Automobile Under Demonic Influence ! h) m, B0 `& ^5 \0 i( W$ f7 o
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention % M$ u. y; A2 Q6 k! h$ n
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 8 O' x6 n+ ?2 x& n: Q; q9 U
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
3 X/ G& ` D7 a3 wAll Unnecessary Devices Installed ( F* n* c$ [* R- E( [' I9 k `
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BMW: % e+ z4 q; }! k% G9 G9 z
Big Money Works
3 g3 |9 ?0 S: t gBought My Wife
7 d! Y8 ]& C+ ~) _Brutal Money Waster 6 |( G# l9 x5 w- n3 H" `: {
Break My Window
0 Y3 _* v5 M. M$ ]6 dBreak My Windshield
& Y# J9 t+ x+ L7 G2 P0 q0 Y: c% O1 F7 IBabbling Mechanical Wench : E9 m' j6 ^" B
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
. m. N: b1 W& N: r: x* yBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
2 A+ P9 G2 n3 D/ L! Z1 n1 cBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
% |! ?" ]0 {" C3 b ~# W& QBarely Moving Wreck
% m' {2 b9 u: s- n9 {* X9 VBig Money Waste
: }8 _1 E8 `- E: U- [# ~' KBig Money. Why? ' a3 @7 k( w: }- S* P R) k" d# \" \! Z
Big Money Works 3 N3 [3 s% ?8 ]7 y6 N Z
Born Moderately Wealthy
7 i+ ]. N! J2 \5 m. P3 @Breaks Most Wrenches 4 f5 f8 C8 _1 C# i _
Bring Many Wrenches
+ w+ ~3 v- V' t9 x/ n, f" RBrings Me Women
' o: i% R7 {! D2 r2 ^% ]Brings More Women l% U' \/ {) b5 C
Broken Money Waster
- j- b/ H, a8 s8 x" E7 D7 q! ABroke My Wallet ( x2 Z9 c. ]; Q: l0 d
Broken Monstrous Wonder ) s: v" t7 X* b6 _7 ~' q( ~
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch 4 I [1 C m/ P( e' c
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck ' ]+ Y. q( D" ?5 z o" ]3 O
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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0 r5 K" p1 M4 I6 sBUICK: 2 S% Z: ~/ [/ V8 Y3 x% |! C
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 5 S; r% w M7 D2 N' y. v+ r: n
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King * R/ b& T1 s% w6 F; @2 t
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3 E) L3 Q0 V& c, V6 iCamaro: ; s/ M' k6 h+ u5 |# U6 T) d
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
0 S9 P( K' B- N/ @' xCan't America Make A Real One?
) \* p$ u) ]6 Z8 b$ {- P/ ^; _Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
: F9 }: j4 l) HCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often . e! N# Q1 ^' ]6 c2 [
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CHEVROLET:
/ A/ U* d( L8 iCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
& x" z6 _) O% C; g7 o* ?Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
8 p6 c. u8 }" |$ \' ~% kCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
: g F. ]2 @: L: ^( T$ P% BConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques $ W. O9 A+ C/ }& K+ J$ n; D
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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0 q2 v4 S+ k6 @; s8 yDODGE:
6 i4 G J, I/ T7 C. y! y% oDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
2 j1 |+ g9 t1 T6 c. N2 Y+ ODamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
. l, h! N; f3 r( L% Z7 uDead Old Dog Going East 0 i; c5 R- Z J5 b; u8 l
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
0 j5 Q; X1 I, U' KDead On Delivery, Go Easy , V1 z( {) Q( s7 K& ^8 X6 @
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired : V/ O. `- W' U2 w# @
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
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Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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: f" N0 J3 _: e0 \6 BEvery Day Something Else Leaks 4 o) p' U) O: k- A
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs + ^ o5 I9 C! S! U0 H# ^
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FIAT: 5 \' s2 k S% Y
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology & X* T9 M% u, b0 {! H
Fix It Again, Tony
8 p8 a/ E) t8 gFix It All the Time 2 F3 T: e" k9 a Q& } |( p
Found In A Toilet
: I9 V6 J6 y+ JFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 7 y7 B$ J: N( j/ p, ^, |, e
1 o% g9 H1 Q7 J! ]FORD: % P' I6 Q; t1 a" x. N7 z
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
0 b$ }9 M' g% r* FFix Or Repair Daily
9 [( @. `! g- Q& t1 w2 wFound On Road Dead " B* G- K- p( a
Fast Only Rolling Downhill % ?" T& K4 L r/ G0 d2 E \8 s% O
First On Race Day
; [! Y: h% y( _4 gFirst On Recall Day 7 G' X' R6 P. e6 s. \" D- K" i) d( P p
Fabricated Of Refried Dung 4 z+ b4 T# Z( F% ?: x' M m( @ O
Fails On Rainy Days * b9 O! L) j# t" j
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream ' G9 y; f4 R3 r+ w
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver % X6 v) V* Q+ T* K( @$ k
Fault Of R&D
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Fireball On Rear Denting , }3 V; E) U. q0 E
First On Road to Dump + M+ o% I6 N" O1 z. K
First On Rust and Deterioration ! U! T+ x% |4 _4 ~: z4 w7 L" u
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
* { d7 ]4 `/ U5 H. sFlipping Over Results in Death
2 v4 w! C% }1 h6 V2 a) IFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
& g9 p' J+ p p- Q* L- pFollow Our Rusty Dogsled 5 T; X: A; p B" s m a& }
Foot On Road Decelerates 0 \) o1 A0 s) U% ?! `
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 7 A/ W- f1 m& a# @/ H
Formed Of Rejected DNA / i- O8 Y$ z" w7 o! y7 R. j
Forwarded Once; Return Denied 5 z3 _# t' y5 l
Forward Only; Reverse Defective - f; c" j/ p% z+ B
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
1 O5 n+ S9 m8 |& f1 HFork Over Repair Dough 7 D9 [& O3 \% r* h
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
" s7 u$ m0 d4 g% ?) l" V+ U. f2 z3 zFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 2 `* t. ]/ m) K2 t1 v1 l
Free Or Reduced Drastically F) b6 X: o. X6 L
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed ( `" ?' [+ i. Z0 o6 c0 ^
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 1 Q7 z( @, o* p" o4 g4 |
Funny Old Rattling Dump
; {: ]) l& N$ xForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
( }) ^- @' `6 d5 q; gFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA 4 }) D: k% V9 [ Z% ~: j4 R
Found Out-Right Dangerous
( t9 l" T P' H+ eFuture Of Racings Delight
! `: c t2 q" P" C5 a; w(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 0 q4 ^( |+ R0 z ]8 |: L. Y, _
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
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1 V# E6 v/ }$ J; c8 {7 n4 VLooses Transmissions Daily 5 ^+ [' V& H' y c
3 g4 @# E' v' m4 W# DGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
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Great Mistake
0 W4 C) |% n) O- v2 DGarbage Motors ; J. u. B. a h4 z" e I9 {
Generally Miserable
- q. U* a( P: ^1 p1 w2 i. gGrossly Misconceived 5 x/ a% Q. P# K9 P6 D& p2 ?7 e
Gluteus Maximus
3 d6 b5 k6 R0 ^5 ]' i! [% F- K' rGood Money
0 v4 ^% `2 D; k$ @) \5 k2 SGoofy's Manufacturing : Q+ T# D- L& @ |7 K6 S7 M' g% [
Gone Mental
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GMC:
( V9 N1 K7 Q. r' t0 O8 ]Grief & Misery Combined ' o: Y6 ]5 U4 c# \4 g* K1 Z9 k8 o
Garage Man's Companion 9 {% d- W- i& Y; B8 u
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 0 `1 z7 Q! B) n
Generally Mediocre Cars * m& s8 b4 c Y3 q0 r& u. H$ B% }
Get More Chicks 5 r7 F) `: x/ @# `* v' K* l
Gets Mechanics Crazy $ P' F7 w# ^1 H; ^& E. c
Gods Mechanical Curse - X1 E: i6 Z# c' X: q- e! Q6 q
Got More Crap 2 M7 v7 ]( E" G. @% u9 N. E1 ]
Great Mountain Climber ( B* _, @8 K6 i2 y0 l- j
Great Motor Car , _2 Y1 v! a% T* o& B) w
God Made Chevy
0 @# S$ D; o2 B- g) ^$ e6 @Good Moron Car
: ]2 I1 p$ `+ K# K; \$ |: t( TGot Mine Cheap
% ^ x! N# R* a9 d! hGet My Checkbook * e n, ?3 i4 l( S+ j$ E" l
Gone Mad Corp. 9 F! o. g0 |; }
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Gas, Tires, Oil
8 i" i* {4 ?- V8 m. pGet Tools Out 7 q! M) j* w7 F" [2 f
Get To Onramp ) {% C0 `8 A7 ?5 V4 D) h
Good To Own
$ g3 w. m8 g- ZGet The Others
8 g- w0 v) i6 g% \$ b0 qGenerally Trashed Out ; f' h+ f6 d# R( Z
Good Time Out ( n% q: S0 C" v- [# h3 t" Z
Gone To Overdrive " z- ~' X( N* a5 F; h1 H
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) O m& B9 F* w/ V# O3 a5 lHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything & d& j% L, x) q2 q
Had One Never Did Again ! b; N' d; E- Z( R$ Z$ y- }& _
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 2 Z+ m1 X/ N$ h! @ K o% u
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles _: k2 i0 a/ Q% i
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
/ q0 b5 b$ G+ S- U' b E, SHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
2 ~3 V5 ~+ F n+ ^How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 8 ?/ k; s8 M! a! c9 v4 P
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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7 H4 W8 h0 C/ Q& R! \JEEP: ) K* d- k) v7 }9 o
Just Eats Every Part 8 A. e l2 }1 [- ], X& \+ W' X' t
Just Empty Every Pocket
5 i% H6 N6 t, z: @6 g) r6 [Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
; C( m2 \' X3 j; C0 J9 |3 r7 q( LJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes % X7 A6 z6 ~& |# ~* h
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts 6 W6 R% h) e; L+ v- ^4 U% N* L* A
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Kick It Around
- h; g8 |6 g0 _Kick It Again
. J `2 \7 U" v: y+ K; t' bKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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u* @5 H+ w! ~' zMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 9 i0 u4 @8 t' g. ^2 V
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7 ?# w E. B: v3 d& _+ S& ]Money Guzzler
$ m& }1 N2 o1 d) eMostly Garaged
. E9 N7 v; A: g2 sMajor Goof % }$ R$ s" l$ r0 h3 E
MGB: Might Go Backwards
* ^! q- p; _) |$ E9 m* RMGB: Might Go, But . . .
6 C# S, }5 M8 ~" s9 l4 j# _. BMGB: Motor Going Bad & F' S) q" Y( r. e
MGF: Might Go Forward : R: {" c8 l9 ~
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+ B' A7 ?+ O# I) f; aMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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2 _& y7 X2 S6 ~- u, z1 r& bMOPAR 5 ?9 s6 _. z6 Q D7 e: d( e
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
; T4 ?# @! ?7 R( IMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
& q" Q; d1 T+ z+ g5 K X6 E0 q2 Y0 GMost Often Passed At Races
% a0 J4 t9 f6 X1 x, l# VMostly Old Parts And Rust m" h2 Z: N9 H& ^5 \
Move Over People Are Racing
1 O4 t( i6 i% D1 q' Q9 S% ~7 xMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
9 A' \2 X8 X+ [5 G MMy Old Pig Ain't Running
( e) k: z9 k0 m" e f1 l( @6 t0 AMy Only Problems Are Repairs ) F I, y& C) Q
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
+ }# A* M6 g% IMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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$ b: e# s8 B2 x7 {$ aMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
1 W& S) g2 P; H6 v1 d6 fMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
3 D4 x( O, M* h2 lMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
4 X- J; ?# E5 C, O; e0 EMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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3 W9 J2 G. x+ E' m. o. z. ^0 ?6 UOLDSMOBILE: ! @& d8 N5 _: k9 C# e5 d* Y# Z
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
]: s* ^ g* S* m+ d6 {Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 6 e: C8 |8 z# }* e3 [3 o
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PINTO: . f2 S( [0 I% O2 C0 G. j% [6 q
Put In Nickel To Operate w% c" }/ ^4 S" H, [7 k
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
Y! s4 }4 o w4 M0 `9 e, RPut In New Transmission Often
' S6 e6 e7 L6 `+ wPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
, ]' K; {/ \/ V# z) nPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car $ j4 \" f. ]# m! H$ W! ~
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac " w5 |( |) l& A3 k; C* s" N- Z3 h
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4 e$ Z& X9 K# K4 A$ k2 aPORSCHE:
: M/ u# K8 D* F: l4 p! e" a: @4 IProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything & H2 q7 d5 k G# q& H7 H+ T6 P
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 7 p7 d; q* ?& i
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& a. \# s/ B- S i" b" qSend Another Automobile Back . Q8 c! \' G5 R/ ^, t; `
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
& V K- O4 g1 Z3 T% ASad Attempt At Beauty
& v% B2 u$ j& G3 g E3 [Sorry Auto, Always Broken
( K2 O) q6 R; m% p5 b) AShape Appears Ass-Backwards 9 T* A1 l, L/ `
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: / }* m1 M3 ?! n( C
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
' b7 m! U) i6 i' B4 ?Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
6 ]2 e3 R/ W3 [& X; vThe One You Ought To Avoid ' |6 U: P' y" i' I1 f/ q
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TRIUMPH:
& i6 s. u! ^2 n0 S* R9 IThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 3 ^6 z# T1 w o, L# C9 B4 }) H, a
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required $ i) A* f+ L! k3 k# Z* R
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ! y9 V. w# ^+ F" C
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Vintage Wreck ( Y) y" Q e9 \- o, G
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