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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- / F& X7 N! H* w$ _3 ^
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ACURA:
) V8 B$ a5 W. v) h: Y' [Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
" |2 s3 r5 g8 T6 e& ~Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 2 @8 j7 ] d/ W8 A# N7 w
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AMC:
( ^1 K! x o- \( J$ WAll Makes Combined 1 x P& m; _+ M# W3 [1 _! |7 `
A Major Cost # q( `8 w% b. A h. p
A Mutated Car + @( r) h6 [, E8 k) y6 C/ O2 N
A Morons Car % k n* `' b( S+ a+ X
Another Major Catastrophe
' ~2 M, i$ A4 @3 ^( }A Man's Car
/ @4 D# j5 m, X8 N: w0 r MA Miss Conception ) [0 Z9 l; c& n; R' E# V) W$ W. D
All Muscle Car
' C2 V$ W& H2 LAll Most Car . D0 Y, i1 j9 Q2 B1 R; _
Annoying Mechanics Constantly / q0 U( ?. Y0 V/ A
Automotive Mental Cruelty U6 {' n8 g) @4 c6 S% O6 V
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AUDI: / S* i# r$ A* [9 X: r
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
$ W. v0 b2 x$ b* K4 u/ NAccelerates Under Demonic Influence + F7 r- \% q' q: w' u
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
1 `4 }, e; ~. lAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention ' R8 S; V: q; B0 Y B
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence % W: U$ y* b, }8 ?
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
0 V0 C) N% c8 \! K& t5 qAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
] p6 b: t W/ e+ m w7 cBig Money Works
5 F; M* b8 p: O- {' S3 F0 k6 x# sBought My Wife
; s4 e$ g2 s# ^: w2 ?; V; r8 |3 BBrutal Money Waster - {& ~1 a% t5 Y; w/ j
Break My Window
9 f) X* T, g6 W; ]- PBreak My Windshield
3 Q9 X& B8 ] ?+ sBabbling Mechanical Wench % m p8 M' ^! j7 l) a+ r) R! G
Beastly Monstrous Wonder $ Y& ]! F. R! G$ x4 ?
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels $ n/ ]6 j m& ]3 W' r( Y
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
" x1 x; e# H& Z: I0 I# yBarely Moving Wreck
+ f2 K4 A [- B% L5 L7 h# n8 VBig Money Waste
6 v# d! D9 }% h ^7 B3 z( V2 uBig Money. Why? " c5 p: g' ~) D9 i
Big Money Works 2 ?, j0 [, R# N% {: O* ~ |7 o
Born Moderately Wealthy : I/ p2 a! r0 r" B
Breaks Most Wrenches ' ]$ o$ a% P7 ?) T b: r a! O' @
Bring Many Wrenches 4 e! k# [7 L" B" l" K
Brings Me Women
7 {1 f0 D) q% E7 pBrings More Women & z) J& B" s2 Z7 d/ {* b+ t- B: l2 c
Broken Money Waster
/ P2 e1 g$ @( R6 O( `Broke My Wallet 5 V6 ^0 L# O/ j; p7 _6 g" j
Broken Monstrous Wonder / X! \& v# r- d. i4 B4 G
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch + _, j9 S: H2 x; K ^
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
( L9 A6 H1 E2 W, m w/ O: pBavarian Manure Wagon & _7 k0 U2 L% ~
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8 {. {; X$ k$ ?6 SBUICK:
" F, O, [. I% R2 J7 n; D; S9 KBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer - y4 G! I9 M) t! q* O
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King ( B; V& p% {" d# ]7 v3 V
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Camaro:
! z3 N1 U6 | E5 UCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
( k. b# P2 N. ^" g- ?8 A2 RCan't America Make A Real One?
^; U- ?& i) n6 aChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
* M" q) }9 L1 \; L6 UCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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$ ]7 f- j; x8 t. @% U/ k. zCHEVROLET:
! k7 N/ l9 j v) ~: i; pCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips ! N' G# {% J, @! w5 c- S/ k
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
: L; u2 J- m3 w; s! b) ]Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
- ^8 I! X6 F; ?0 R1 hConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 8 C; [7 M) w- M5 M. s) _: z4 w
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 9 I; z9 f9 e2 ?0 e8 C% d
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DODGE:
6 P! q' R: ^' H$ L3 f( w+ }Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 6 |. |2 \ Y: j+ U' b4 n' f
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater # H5 s) a' m: N5 p3 u
Dead Old Dog Going East
3 V- [: A5 {2 j" T7 U. s' oDead On Day Guarantee Expires
D& u" z0 D1 rDead On Delivery, Go Easy
+ S2 D0 H6 l# p1 F4 \Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 4 I+ i% a& A6 P; ? K( q' J5 z
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
4 z: C6 L" P7 l: ~1 vDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
# m1 ]& g i- x2 Y- [Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 0 i/ y9 [9 h) P& i: ]& {
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# J" n+ h. [4 L! B% }+ ]- L5 bEvery Day Something Else Leaks
- J* L9 P2 J1 U, {# jEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs - Z2 L' K. b G0 _/ g; r
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FIAT: 2 D# Y4 }" [ Z9 x) B: {6 f7 B
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
( ~- }1 P$ |- o; n2 r) l( sFix It Again, Tony , n: ^) ?4 u' `/ C5 ]0 F
Fix It All the Time S3 N8 X7 [9 k; ^2 C9 ?# F
Found In A Toilet : H! o; D2 m' {1 F/ t3 D
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 5 v' ]3 ?: ]8 m, k6 V5 d
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FORD: * L, F, U5 s: p- S- k
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
( x0 Q; K! z8 ?+ [4 I5 S: ^5 GFix Or Repair Daily
A& f: V) u# [9 s6 q9 vFound On Road Dead
" L& C0 d: a( f$ zFast Only Rolling Downhill
3 u, ?( r- k% i, c- H8 u8 V; QFirst On Race Day . j x4 m1 z. `
First On Recall Day + E+ G9 @# u0 d3 r2 n
Fabricated Of Refried Dung & D7 j8 O( E7 R/ t; v
Fails On Rainy Days ' {- ~, C$ f- ^( j5 x8 R& u
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
3 \7 q5 D' z) K; i2 zFatally Obese Redneck Driver . U% G+ z1 y& U# F! U/ j' Q
Fault Of R&D
- y9 J; b' O9 q1 [Finally Obsolete Racing Device
. p C# J0 l iFireball On Rear Denting
2 @' }. r1 A% Q* oFirst On Road to Dump # {' {+ N" Y3 ?# J& {% ?7 q
First On Rust and Deterioration
, i( @( z* _2 S2 AFix Or Recycle Dilemma
& H7 P, [$ ^& @) H- ~2 TFlipping Over Results in Death , u+ r, g. N7 A. Y0 F9 W" d
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 4 A. q" G4 C9 ?' |
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
" ?$ S) u( ^+ b+ G7 i& H l- aFoot On Road Decelerates
2 J% X" x0 c8 m4 _Forced On Reluctant Drivers 5 n( Q8 Y" f% R6 {9 Y! C0 F# A# ~
Formed Of Rejected DNA
9 d2 ]' G2 S A1 @# \Forwarded Once; Return Denied
3 F7 r5 J. l2 ^9 s6 V) v! FForward Only; Reverse Defective 1 T; c( A8 Z4 ^) @* b0 f
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ' J0 ]1 a; R+ N8 I2 X
Fork Over Repair Dough P9 W5 B; a$ n" F# W; v
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge / u2 F% P* P; Q7 W0 J3 J. \3 b) D. r
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 3 C; [2 M1 f$ J x; e
Free Or Reduced Drastically & D# @! [" l) N: ~0 |1 q% B
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed : \. S- h! |) L
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
" {9 K, Y# @/ y2 I vFunny Old Rattling Dump
% [) y/ g: t. AForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
" I z2 E' @# q# F U UFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA ; k0 Y/ _ d4 N+ i8 w
Found Out-Right Dangerous
. d! ^, b0 A" c9 }" uFuture Of Racings Delight
( |" |$ f; R5 f y2 L! U(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
A* D# N: G- p3 b, g9 ]- o(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
8 G: |( c1 A% N p- d1 _# jLots To Do
' E+ x2 d, ]: y; |( h7 ~% a& iLooses Transmissions Daily
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1 p( |% L; S: ?6 s$ L0 SGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
! V' q% n7 Q" Q; ^! [3 L2 sGeneral Maintenance
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Garbage Motors 3 o- O3 H! h! q" {# l, F
Generally Miserable # q: X" V% {$ ~2 r5 q+ E. S
Grossly Misconceived 8 B! X1 y3 s. n0 l
Gluteus Maximus
: X( d2 y. A) T1 g @) ~Good Money
: y9 ^1 ~- y- `5 b C3 {Goofy's Manufacturing * o* y( Z& k; m0 f0 e
Gone Mental 1 L& F9 b) A. L3 F# L: ?( ^
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6 m h9 L9 u9 fGMC:
1 {8 n" k& C6 h; d" uGrief & Misery Combined
6 i1 i9 w! v+ y! Y$ T$ M$ F9 bGarage Man's Companion / E3 y b9 q( a& e
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
6 b+ l' N8 H: T3 eGenerally Mediocre Cars # a; z0 o* K" V% `) t
Get More Chicks
1 @( E6 K7 p e$ B, S& k: zGets Mechanics Crazy
* {4 x$ Y# m" dGods Mechanical Curse - p9 w! S# A* q% X' b
Got More Crap
' \+ j7 c: e( }' l1 b( x. n$ E) zGreat Mountain Climber
" r. P: ~4 A2 H6 I$ H. nGreat Motor Car & N7 l5 Y& J9 v0 v/ V! r4 X; u
God Made Chevy & O# ~2 K. d/ d/ z% u
Good Moron Car # Z/ }! r5 ~3 i0 M4 U
Got Mine Cheap
6 i4 F* L x+ B8 d% {% FGet My Checkbook , k! ^% ]9 `2 N3 e0 V$ i* r" b
Gone Mad Corp.
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" X+ P b# j: k2 |2 EGas, Tires, Oil " m- j% Z2 {, k% x' Q3 k, P" A
Get Tools Out
! C- w7 k* p( C( X6 VGet To Onramp - G8 u/ J9 Q& P! U) J
Good To Own
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! h& v! @& N hGenerally Trashed Out ; N5 V8 z0 T7 y* k) m8 A. y$ C& Y' w4 q
Good Time Out
2 {+ S8 j; W7 Y2 D3 iGone To Overdrive
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HONDA:
( V1 \& J* [" I0 e- eHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
0 E- M2 G% o* C! A8 LHad One Never Did Again
7 _# d, G' u8 h7 Q4 L5 B, g8 A1 \Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
# \2 J# w2 e% S0 h* HHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles ) P( a- X) U; a& {5 Y
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles / t, i! x& k1 q- u' I+ m6 h# n7 z# T. U2 x
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
7 m V, r( f7 JHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ) N4 a |! p" u5 z! H; j( S9 o
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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- O+ R3 A+ a2 s8 XHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 1 h- Y9 M" D# b$ ]
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: Y7 c# i) u" P9 _% ?! H7 tJust Eats Every Part
@3 ~" z2 F) kJust Empty Every Pocket 4 k1 M$ l6 V7 q1 }8 L/ m% J
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 0 {1 s5 }4 ^9 N$ p) ^8 Z& k0 W- G* d
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 9 W( u4 H4 ^+ i6 u
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around . C4 F3 y: j" p9 L, l4 r; v
Kick It Again . q( |! V! ~( ?3 S" v7 V1 R
Killed In Action
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; m, Y/ M3 ^. ]2 {' X6 o& E6 t" FLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ( K7 Q; H- o% z, l+ e9 @7 K4 J
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along # G4 r8 i9 a% B& Z
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! n" a) z; h, U" WMoney Guzzler 2 N, o: r9 l! m% c" h
Mostly Garaged 3 p$ z: ^/ H8 o
Major Goof
u" Q2 M( P2 L5 X, d2 }MGB: Might Go Backwards 2 F. l# N" t+ P% n& T
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
3 ~7 G% N/ ?8 nMGB: Motor Going Bad % ]" Q* ~8 P# q; C8 c, \, E
MGF: Might Go Forward 1 `9 y$ g& {, E1 v. |" P0 I! o! }; ]
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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; s4 O" b H! Q( Q$ }3 p/ @% VMOPAR - P1 Z( c5 t" }
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly . T/ d9 {6 [9 K
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
3 [/ K% K: o0 P6 {Most Often Passed At Races " @; D9 d6 |. @4 I
Mostly Old Parts And Rust + ]% J7 C* N3 y- Q X
Move Over People Are Racing & r2 y; i7 p0 O4 ^8 n9 }
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly , C" {7 e. f3 |" j
My Old Pig Ain't Running 0 I6 M; B0 _8 X- E5 b6 h
My Only Problems Are Repairs / F2 C1 A3 w6 Q! v
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
5 ?2 ~7 j# G4 l* u, [More Often Parts Are Replaced
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! X5 k8 i; L. D! W# E2 O" |7 zMUSTANG: 6 d9 H3 x/ t* N8 j$ M
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 6 I5 p$ c0 F8 C3 i0 ^, R4 q! U1 v
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
! ~6 W% E3 _0 N3 F3 O" uMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
7 o1 l% Z' E; H8 ]7 K! _Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO % ?$ N' n! [- b; a" `- y
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: f- A8 A& P( P$ h8 b, dOLDSMOBILE: - n) { [' X! q! ]1 j
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 7 M9 o1 \. y' q p
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment ! ^/ `# ~6 D; Q* f$ w: v5 z
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PINTO:
% J( g2 v# q# m- w" |( A7 B0 u% \Put In Nickel To Operate 6 d% _& p5 G! s/ M# z
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ) P/ _& g& A3 ]* _: [" z4 U- M6 r. `+ G
Put In New Transmission Often # B1 k, @) E& J' E$ |" F( @
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car $ V0 U% S( `2 U5 w
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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/ I7 U. d. b1 x( z; C( A* F1 r6 YPORSCHE: 6 N! a$ E; \: o7 L
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
% j# ]7 X0 m" X! gPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: 9 h% W% L- A2 _3 }$ q, f
Send Another Automobile Back
/ O/ {, m* r( p- ^+ aSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 3 C7 Z: C2 Q S7 y8 l h
Sad Attempt At Beauty
_ M1 j) |2 [9 F' ~( aSorry Auto, Always Broken 5 `0 g5 J0 S& \( k) T8 C
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards & |! S' l# ~+ f- T3 {
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7 ] K7 Q( Z) @; q \6 \# _9 J8 b7 JSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ! h# A6 s3 K% f8 z2 t, z$ c- s
$ O& i, S2 S( `* RTOYOTA:
# O7 D6 Z# M0 H8 u0 ZToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
! h% c9 B( I4 D8 y! \- x; gTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass ' |, d1 q7 v& R) x8 P
The One You Ought To Avoid
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
3 |2 Z* h* X1 }) x% GTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required - K a C! T+ ~+ E# X) ?- J
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 4 ~, X& [/ k) s
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9 C2 E$ w* W! g8 _5 v0 ~Vintage Wreck
7 Z+ u7 F* j' q0 u6 E1 o! XVirtually Worthless |
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