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ACURA:
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Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: ; C( U7 S$ a, E7 `" z, f4 P
All Makes Combined 5 y, M7 u0 G, H* C
A Major Cost ' U, |# t E9 E) ?5 g" U
A Mutated Car
9 S! w5 f# R2 @ wA Morons Car , v# F; k. u ^/ b4 g. S$ L
Another Major Catastrophe
% ~1 e; s* G' ~$ m. r) d* vA Man's Car
( G9 [* ]: K, xA Miss Conception 2 t" i0 F# E1 e# j, n w3 w) [
All Muscle Car / J& w7 ?4 ?3 y; B% l
All Most Car 4 J. F1 |6 K% d H) I- |
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
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AUDI:
- ?7 h8 J: I! R5 Q$ ^Always Unsafe Designs Implemented : Z& _& Q' N$ ?
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
, l+ H$ h' P' B; C5 l! F' n2 CAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
0 z* {/ z' N7 t5 i6 B: w( tAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
2 y# }* t! ~. n) C3 [3 m- R O; i1 NAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
- x$ \/ i. C% c; C+ }2 uAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. ( H$ I. u9 v t$ ?
All Unnecessary Devices Installed % e* Y+ p% P" I/ s L$ J$ w& X
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BMW: 8 g; P5 O8 p' S% Z: _ F1 U
Big Money Works
, s* ~5 V: x6 DBought My Wife $ ^% W& M8 y1 P2 P' N# {* X
Brutal Money Waster 4 x: _8 H$ R7 I( c2 V6 W
Break My Window - f, D9 \3 T5 Z* V# S3 o% t
Break My Windshield
, J6 L$ J' X4 e) i; Z- H9 IBabbling Mechanical Wench 0 R0 S' C8 \" u0 e
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 7 o+ d$ m% W$ V5 I
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels : v$ l& {6 W- C% L/ J
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
% `( Z5 r* s/ Z" g# |Barely Moving Wreck
2 W5 r0 W1 L3 xBig Money Waste # e( M2 g- }% l. l3 B
Big Money. Why?
: q, y( E) b( T" x0 y ?: zBig Money Works ( O, i6 e: |+ ~% b, q7 W! [, o4 x
Born Moderately Wealthy
4 i3 Q( b' q% x5 c, Y: R+ E( x0 tBreaks Most Wrenches
. l0 q6 a9 n* D' p1 Q& U% m3 @Bring Many Wrenches ' a5 p/ B f/ r3 I4 A
Brings Me Women
/ x7 g3 g9 v' h9 U8 TBrings More Women
; e, I8 Y5 v% z5 O# wBroken Money Waster 3 Y5 C' S1 K. q/ P
Broke My Wallet + l* D$ A2 s5 J4 O2 U! U# w
Broken Monstrous Wonder
5 W6 x) [: j! O; T4 [% PBumbling Mechanical Wretch ' d# y- A: j; y+ U6 u
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck * w; e. [% _* I* K [+ `9 ^6 r# \
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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; n3 O4 b" m% ?+ o2 jBUICK:
8 F( }, u) P: m* BBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
1 O# H' G& V* d! n* N0 iBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
* @) s" y) H, w( z% [( ?Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
% W8 C$ e2 v/ k; u$ V4 W. nCan't America Make A Real One?
/ g/ X0 t" |( m; ^+ kChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
* S( l1 t6 t# m( k/ f8 |Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often 8 A* E) E( V' g O7 L+ H
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CHEVROLET: 5 h# {0 w0 G, b
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
4 Z6 ]- r2 \3 Q4 J3 _/ I+ A( K1 C7 mCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
t- l6 j" ]" C5 FCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time / y& I! C5 W9 G, @4 h
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
' z& A$ v/ F: ]Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 5 \0 t& g$ W3 q/ D% I, L% P
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6 s- F# x6 k4 B. q* n0 QDODGE:
( O" G2 i [+ |* B% f% _Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
! Z$ W& W5 \& P6 Y/ k2 E$ T/ nDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
. E# {. C1 w9 y/ e# n5 i& b" a& TDead Old Dog Going East
3 u! ? R1 z2 q9 E8 uDead On Day Guarantee Expires + C/ [+ [. K2 b+ L& Y
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy & ?3 O9 N, e" }
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired * I+ h' w' w3 _3 }+ Y
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
( R- f" X8 ^3 [0 dDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
: [8 P( I- B/ [7 @ }- _) h' Q9 MDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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4 t1 `' i) c* r/ y+ S/ fEDSEL:
- q' O5 k8 e9 g" L, c1 E2 qEvery Day Something Else Leaks ! |# K( f u+ C% F8 o* M+ D
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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6 v3 M" {, l* r- t/ w `FIAT:
* V7 x" o! L9 L% k- W5 oFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
8 |/ j$ ^5 M: ?5 o' J, LFix It Again, Tony
. z7 [2 y8 \% pFix It All the Time 2 J: ^0 u/ m/ r, G; L+ |9 W. F4 H
Found In A Toilet
' D, m) D3 Z0 i) C L0 Y \/ dFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 7 u7 n; V* {) \1 E( W
q/ {8 l/ e. b& {3 E; i. EFORD: " D$ G4 P) Y; y+ {% ]4 T
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge f( X! y% ~* b" M$ [; k
Fix Or Repair Daily % B4 n) u$ [$ T3 {4 f8 C
Found On Road Dead & l! u+ q7 a, f' R' V. u
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
0 {+ G9 Z) \# d* H2 cFirst On Race Day
3 V9 A; A$ L: X8 H4 \First On Recall Day 5 [/ W8 M$ {1 r. n+ ^
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
9 S. [: Z$ ]) q- sFails On Rainy Days
$ G8 V) J0 e5 Q) L0 a3 ]" D: r6 W- _7 h CFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 7 S- I' D! p4 {2 W) k9 V1 l. ~$ h
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
3 I V6 l7 |$ F' }0 WFault Of R&D ' p% L7 F3 O, j/ J3 `6 ], `
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
! i$ {6 D K- B0 ^: v3 UFireball On Rear Denting
( n( _: ?* E8 |8 a) SFirst On Road to Dump
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Flipping Over Results in Death
. ^5 h4 |" c: j& GFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
% C# @- ?7 d8 @% T1 gFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
! ]4 N- l6 t( @6 x* @) Z' jFoot On Road Decelerates
7 r# q/ D, K# i9 F0 TForced On Reluctant Drivers ! C, j3 U# H! A. ]# f
Formed Of Rejected DNA * V p% K* m" t% |! @* r
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
4 O2 A+ {% z2 F7 T v1 S9 K* R2 ?+ |Forward Only; Reverse Defective 6 v( N2 u. O3 z7 i
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
3 [/ p+ V6 w8 jFork Over Repair Dough
4 e/ i* m% P! ~6 PFouled Out Re-done Dodge 3 {3 t/ ?) \* O
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
9 i: ~7 } g/ S& g# f5 RFree Or Reduced Drastically A- O% ~ T& q
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 4 S2 a/ ]3 o R( {/ s4 K
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable * Z7 z6 a& A$ x
Funny Old Rattling Dump 2 h: K8 n% h* B7 r% ^+ @2 ~
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 1 l6 ?3 v8 L( f3 U- ~0 w% R
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA : r1 z' w9 `/ L; A. T
Found Out-Right Dangerous
a" T' x! F- a. N/ Y, N- JFuture Of Racings Delight
' k2 L" R: W) @( M; T(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
6 R2 z3 `2 [5 V$ Z, y# A- c(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords + ^. ?: i5 J7 `+ {* e+ y
LTD: . r, e- {) t, d' T# I
Lacks Total Dependability % o& j) K+ _' w3 \! W& u- H
Lots To Do 1 W) {: G, i4 O; @ z8 a
Looses Transmissions Daily : \- y) z* ~4 X# j0 u
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
4 u* }& r0 S; @General Maintenance
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Garbage Motors
: O( N8 m4 c T$ {2 RGenerally Miserable $ {$ B5 u1 Q7 |: R) N% Q
Grossly Misconceived
9 n8 i7 C5 @' p ]4 xGluteus Maximus
- v3 S1 b, a7 P. c) j- _9 qGood Money
) m- }/ v& M zGoofy's Manufacturing
$ L9 g$ ?. Y+ m$ X0 T9 i0 O2 NGone Mental - M& _* y! \/ v p% v+ E
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GMC: & J4 O: ] o+ q4 Q; y3 @
Grief & Misery Combined 8 j: |( h0 Q, X- _: n( u& M
Garage Man's Companion 1 d" _2 ]0 ^) q* r
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
1 o3 I: I3 H0 K3 T( r: W% vGenerally Mediocre Cars
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v5 V3 B! a6 _5 g YGets Mechanics Crazy
0 G' ? _0 r/ n( k, D, yGods Mechanical Curse ! Q: R3 Q5 W( U! T$ k: e
Got More Crap
& t7 O) ^+ ~1 B" `9 m5 HGreat Mountain Climber - t e! k* q+ M; x4 t, X
Great Motor Car
! [0 v$ g: [3 b- m+ J, MGod Made Chevy
- E$ L7 K4 V) N% f7 G# KGood Moron Car
. V- q7 w3 I1 \Got Mine Cheap
) u$ x- h% g( {+ BGet My Checkbook
; F; o# M3 j( o7 ?0 LGone Mad Corp.
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GTO: 2 K! E. x- w) G& ^- R t3 d/ b
Gas, Tires, Oil
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( u9 {4 h& x1 D" \Get To Onramp
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T# I& K+ W; p# g( Z/ o g1 s$ pGet The Others
R: \4 L6 R% w* tGenerally Trashed Out
% l. N7 W* N3 Q' r( W1 `0 tGood Time Out * ]0 O O6 M0 Z. [1 Y
Gone To Overdrive 9 l7 }- e3 `& h% a+ h7 u# j$ G
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Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 9 Q9 v& M6 ^# e" _0 N
Had One Never Did Again & j& s( E2 x# A7 I8 K
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating w1 h" j" D$ q4 z9 a# O3 ]4 `
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
; T8 D+ r' P& V, t+ xHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
& n& O3 f8 h1 H# m, {' K SHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
5 Q$ P% A5 l2 `9 O3 P6 `How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? # Q8 R# h1 e3 Y+ \+ B ~* O6 K
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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9 {+ e0 R" @% p' U2 }& S3 `8 cHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 5 v0 m- z: p- I* o7 N' P8 e( x/ ~
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JEEP:
; [- Y( s, R# ]8 x: K4 m+ }/ vJust Eats Every Part
( J$ d& g$ y: P5 `% BJust Empty Every Pocket
Y/ k C0 A1 J: V p; oJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
; C0 I$ u& P: b jJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes % \ h1 U. q0 c+ Y' b: C: G
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA: ( h, y8 U( B0 }8 F2 n5 p/ p( d
Kick It Around
9 w) c! f5 Z1 i$ Y1 T* }& vKick It Again 2 i( B( o9 l6 _, D+ g
Killed In Action 9 k, N8 Z& v2 l
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: g8 l" E! D* a) MLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 2 o4 ^6 z- Q" v1 F
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along " T$ L. K- }. s X
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Money Guzzler
+ V$ i# [, {! l% s2 TMostly Garaged . U3 f5 `1 o+ I0 G
Major Goof
5 c5 W8 _+ x1 \+ k, [MGB: Might Go Backwards
5 t( E( _3 |7 I: e6 hMGB: Might Go, But . . .
7 _) R, u" k9 |9 xMGB: Motor Going Bad
& P* h% I* E, p: |( GMGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR - t, {1 q# q! D, Y
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 7 H5 e, n d% A Z/ Y$ d
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
$ c2 }3 s: C% a9 g5 {- yMost Often Passed At Races
9 u' J: S1 J; e9 [% |( {Mostly Old Parts And Rust
4 ~: l1 W8 b. {, @$ mMove Over People Are Racing ( D! z. r; _: T% t0 {
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 9 g$ _3 n/ |1 E \; t
My Old Pig Ain't Running
1 H) Y9 L: O, V" |% \My Only Problems Are Repairs " Z0 u; `( g2 K4 P/ l+ z# q. ^& f5 l
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
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MUSTANG: 4 G, G3 e0 [4 W+ ]$ ]
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 7 w7 ^; t; ]4 m' |3 F
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 8 ?* N: a# s$ y q
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go . O+ B% K3 W5 W9 _
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 8 [! j7 y2 M; Q. P- E \/ k
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1 f- b {& Y* ~5 W, K6 m) YOLDSMOBILE:
; ^9 K+ o/ s* u! f, OOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday ( J7 i4 s+ s! y9 m
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
1 _0 I9 I, o$ @) P; `4 Y& xPut In Nickel To Operate ) D1 n. i; W! P& D: ^
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 1 s* U1 D( N; x8 e. c% {6 g
Put In New Transmission Often
) V/ I8 q7 C3 Y% mPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: . g' {$ t3 M$ m7 P7 T8 U
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 8 s& ]; N" A1 y- s h- V2 b
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac . h7 ~; U! }0 @4 p
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8 U+ X9 `2 u5 Q* v. S) C9 vPORSCHE: $ T" O) n9 J2 y' A+ Y7 c
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
8 K# X& N# Y5 }5 P0 nPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 4 q. I0 ]+ i! A2 e$ g2 ]7 {9 V/ {
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Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
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/ i9 Q2 b* v" i9 T9 \) T4 USorry Auto, Always Broken
4 V ?1 J0 l6 c: k" V- J* `Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually : C' T, J: X* q& w. Q- _. `
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9 C! A( G+ p4 FToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
- H# ^9 S- H1 i& `Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 4 F z4 D3 r9 D. A! z
The One You Ought To Avoid 9 \: L5 n) L8 z, t( M
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
5 c& N& q; E( KTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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( d9 v; e, c& P" m' V! e. ] p: PTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 2 ]7 U* ^ Z" l$ P P
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7 F/ N Q& s9 ^Vintage Wreck
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