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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA:
( Y6 ?$ }! }9 R+ k* U$ M: z& ^Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ; {/ o. Q7 @. Q8 M5 ~
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 2 [, \3 m2 G- U! P* }9 h7 r5 T
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AMC: 1 W" M5 I. g" j3 Y
All Makes Combined
' |: C3 F$ S5 e1 O, n! IA Major Cost
8 ^/ A; C8 _8 z3 g" H6 TA Mutated Car
) i* @/ \6 f/ D! k+ Z8 \A Morons Car
7 `' _' @( z/ A' w% T; C4 [Another Major Catastrophe 4 R2 |% N( K1 [- Y% P. w' ~, j
A Man's Car 8 X; ~6 s [( O; z( g, G
A Miss Conception & L/ R3 h9 \9 m# M
All Muscle Car
# ~ ]$ l' p. ]4 x+ U( j' Q8 J( nAll Most Car
( J }1 H1 B2 a$ Z/ oAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
% ?1 E' d$ Y$ e" G$ SAutomotive Mental Cruelty 9 t+ ?; \1 o3 N+ W5 A# ]' C Q* z+ n
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AUDI:
9 T3 F h* F0 C4 a# C8 oAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented 8 o: I( J& M, x% R# Z0 G% s
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 0 s$ ]* U- c, t6 v) H' {/ }, ]
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 0 C" c {9 ?0 b8 g ~
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention + Y% u% O# ~5 ?; I0 }
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
( u; O* r3 H( f V3 h) lAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
" ]) L X2 z( z6 F8 L/ uAll Unnecessary Devices Installed ( Z. b) m0 W. p) F- i
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7 z& l. z. ^: P* B7 F9 h. A3 H8 [BMW:
: a+ {% ~9 H! N# gBig Money Works 9 N& j9 n# x9 E2 C# q; m/ j
Bought My Wife
6 l$ W# c4 |" x- ]- ?Brutal Money Waster
2 u7 _1 Q X1 I$ x8 KBreak My Window - ~! V# k7 P5 t
Break My Windshield 2 `1 |3 p @, Y. n+ k9 R1 h
Babbling Mechanical Wench
0 n" e4 }8 q5 z x; eBeastly Monstrous Wonder
' I3 h9 F! c6 }3 T" G4 \ pBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
& l( a) L% H% SBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 3 h* c! `3 b, q, a6 f
Barely Moving Wreck
' M9 s& D. ]/ r6 @7 c) ?% E. z9 j- kBig Money Waste 5 F* u8 x r/ d; @* Z( U
Big Money. Why? ^' J) {3 U* T3 M2 B" U3 ~
Big Money Works / ~, p/ u# W( I0 K$ P
Born Moderately Wealthy 4 D/ }/ u( e/ y5 c# I# ?4 e/ F
Breaks Most Wrenches 5 [ f0 F% H( Z% a) g( y. O
Bring Many Wrenches
' o, j8 D" z/ n2 Y- M. k) {Brings Me Women $ a6 h* l( i, _7 e2 G
Brings More Women 6 d9 t- Q- m [1 X/ g3 b9 K
Broken Money Waster * E% ~2 `+ l+ {$ m/ [3 t
Broke My Wallet
/ B: K) e4 T, S/ @Broken Monstrous Wonder
. |' a% V; h0 E9 b- S3 k8 f0 bBumbling Mechanical Wretch
3 f, a4 g: Z' U! tBlasphemous Motorized Wreck % F3 q( T9 v) G& I1 g9 v+ {) k$ U8 \6 N
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
. e5 {% z/ E+ {4 z/ W8 ^8 KBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
. \9 g0 h" g' T! J vBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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4 ^8 L9 O* J( [$ ~; n+ L& [+ zCamaro: ! T# n0 Z. l* l
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
8 V8 Z5 O% s6 f7 |: b" h- |Can't America Make A Real One? ; x, D( |3 C* \/ v! q
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
5 ]; k% a$ A3 v9 s/ u; ZCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often * X0 w. Z' O% t# {4 F6 ^
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8 `$ e) B" Z2 ~7 V: k( e# B1 _CHEVROLET:
2 L" o! u* ]8 M h7 V V1 S& ]Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 1 S8 V- Q+ |: v9 M6 a. C3 R
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
* Z- @, c8 |* D. LCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time : e! B1 e8 F; X
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques * K4 d5 Y+ ?% B, x
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: # D1 W9 E- W4 v! }* F5 O
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
$ c4 d8 W6 R' YDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater % \! v& v5 C( a( Z( |
Dead Old Dog Going East
; Y! J. \* E0 K/ O bDead On Day Guarantee Expires
; d/ t6 ~% q% xDead On Delivery, Go Easy " l. k/ V6 P f( R, u
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired $ B$ d+ ]( _$ {2 d
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter ' [! _+ S1 K0 u% b/ l' I) H5 f
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
. q" x! ?: B7 a9 J6 D8 GDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: ! ]& q/ Z# w) }8 J% C
Every Day Something Else Leaks
: b, s$ W! x4 D1 K* t% {$ s- W8 Z# wEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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9 a* D1 Z' f; H- TFIAT: ' d' V+ v; ]1 j; {0 E2 D
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
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8 U& o) S3 D/ }. K7 wFix It All the Time 4 [ V4 T2 U) Q
Found In A Toilet : ~5 I& j) _0 Y6 Z+ k% P9 l
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
5 H t/ t: e+ H+ @% SFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
- p: ~- j- @8 F; `5 AFix Or Repair Daily
6 T( Y; Z/ l0 QFound On Road Dead 0 a0 }6 Z* a1 v: Z# h
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 5 K8 O' ^) @7 @; {7 o& {
First On Race Day ! V. t/ ]7 a+ s, ]6 a
First On Recall Day 7 f0 A0 d( F v
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
; h) c5 ]& t! z3 _6 uFails On Rainy Days
; R n; D6 Q7 _& v5 p% WFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
- j+ k8 Y6 q' U7 s TFatally Obese Redneck Driver " p* V3 i) q- c) F; f
Fault Of R&D : n, c* w2 N- K! v6 ?
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
$ J/ W- N1 s% y6 u, [9 Q0 vFireball On Rear Denting
6 Q+ u5 d* o/ L5 dFirst On Road to Dump : `9 y8 m! g. I5 [4 U! z
First On Rust and Deterioration
. _- }6 o1 {6 e y/ eFix Or Recycle Dilemma
' g# D- L8 F5 U# P9 X1 y, ]8 gFlipping Over Results in Death 4 [6 t6 i- Y8 O3 y; Y& e( l2 e
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster ! D) j. q& `3 D- s4 ?5 k
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 6 x* f* Q: C! r2 I: ?0 _
Foot On Road Decelerates % p+ \4 O. o8 u$ h6 m
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
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Forwarded Once; Return Denied ' `2 l" Y6 u7 u# h
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
) F' V6 A* |! U# DForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin * j3 ^. q$ w( d% D6 |; e
Fork Over Repair Dough " r0 d2 s8 ]! x- d( Y* h2 g9 \$ p' y4 ^
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 2 C D# V* y6 B' s
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
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Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed : Y: d+ r0 K1 H( V' m" ?
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
& a* L4 n* s; j! @Funny Old Rattling Dump
2 V: _1 K, W; O4 eForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 8 |; `! f0 x H
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
# b% N4 U, h! e& r/ CFound Out-Right Dangerous
, B! B7 V% O0 ^+ g) [1 P) LFuture Of Racings Delight
1 y5 A5 u/ X5 z' G1 f" L" m(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ' i8 {. X* u7 y$ M6 p" N' Y k3 a
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords : u b: }3 J4 B; b, R
LTD: 7 C6 K2 g6 `/ M$ x
Lacks Total Dependability
' B0 U2 ]+ V2 u2 h& t- z% PLots To Do
0 q' t9 Q7 ?, Q+ Z, tLooses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked ! ]# z' n6 ], b u0 T5 j5 |. ?
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General Maintenance
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Garbage Motors
% }' Q: j! G5 t/ p& {" j0 b1 lGenerally Miserable
: f0 n: O6 T( V! e9 e9 v4 qGrossly Misconceived 3 @; r' p8 _- `2 f
Gluteus Maximus
' H9 s: Z0 p) X6 n* I* b3 AGood Money
; c) v( S/ B4 n5 R$ X1 YGoofy's Manufacturing # Y% N/ D6 T: @$ m$ k9 y9 a
Gone Mental 6 s$ d% p6 W6 j& y$ C5 R1 U
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Grief & Misery Combined : C! A" C: X; m! c+ ^
Garage Man's Companion . v8 O. b! s7 K/ P8 e' c c
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 3 r8 m# E% v# g" x: Z9 B/ K
Generally Mediocre Cars
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Gets Mechanics Crazy + V- }. w" m0 l. e; Z9 c" ~9 C B9 G* y
Gods Mechanical Curse
. w7 [& Q/ Z) xGot More Crap % E0 k3 O0 `$ U# I- L" a
Great Mountain Climber : f1 A7 P. z3 h! l6 U
Great Motor Car " } b) c) C4 z/ U) q0 N8 Q4 l
God Made Chevy 7 ?& a" {: p9 l' B$ z9 @8 U: ]
Good Moron Car # \& }* y8 ~. X4 a7 X: F
Got Mine Cheap
3 v' r) S6 ]% V* a+ HGet My Checkbook
! Y8 P# @! b* k3 D$ K0 o# JGone Mad Corp. 2 t0 }! Z, y3 |5 L& w) c; J' c6 \
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8 T: }" X1 l. k& `' H3 X. f7 NGTO: + U$ S K" h# O# s4 A Y
Gas, Tires, Oil
" C- O1 l- e4 I m6 {! MGet Tools Out R7 R% M1 W+ |7 C$ i4 x
Get To Onramp * A( [) ^5 K" I% _# x& Y7 K
Good To Own ! A3 @6 Q' H8 Y9 ]
Get The Others , D2 X* {3 K8 D( _# W i }
Generally Trashed Out $ ^% n& { Z# Y( E7 B% P( v
Good Time Out
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HONDA:
1 F, F+ v: m+ x7 ~( ^4 jHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything * S) c, w- }3 \4 D. x H$ w2 v
Had One Never Did Again 0 D1 t7 x9 q* a! J& K1 e7 f" e( B
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
i( w5 O `/ _Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 3 `* H: @! z" X) B; v
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 1 E. d: n$ W! t% d
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 4 u+ Z! V5 K% G( u$ f+ m5 o
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
% @6 N/ _) q% d+ V- rPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes / E, ?+ N4 [6 y5 u7 P
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- L' H' J1 I6 {; _7 B: N: THYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 6 o% {8 {8 Y: V2 R3 a8 v
0 ^. _+ P5 D8 KJEEP: ! R$ U* K7 V+ Z% z
Just Eats Every Part
5 I$ K6 |, \" h4 C! CJust Empty Every Pocket
$ V$ ]* t4 r) d3 jJunk Engineering Executed Poorly - G& T' q7 B2 v6 J' ^; e
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
0 m+ F. f! d( ]3 BJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around
E) l" p" X/ J0 ^1 H$ L5 dKick It Again
. K( t. e% k. }. l- y, rKilled In Action + `+ N+ z+ N: \
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1 D* k8 J, e+ oLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious # K7 S o: e L$ C
; s* C( d3 W$ b3 V4 yMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Mostly Garaged * X$ }3 E* W6 m
Major Goof 0 u. l( c/ p- p" k/ o
MGB: Might Go Backwards
^. ], E( W: |/ mMGB: Might Go, But . . . * R5 E, o0 P3 `2 W
MGB: Motor Going Bad
. s' K) f( k! X/ Q5 ?. X9 JMGF: Might Go Forward
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0 n7 l; z7 j3 C& y- d$ K' MMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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0 x) D$ P5 [/ z3 i1 SMOPAR : c! Y3 S( {; _) ?% p$ D, S/ f
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly - l6 Y! y3 b3 ?$ D& Y0 y
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
5 p& r8 F! P$ g$ ~7 `Most Often Passed At Races ( Z9 h5 g3 `8 c5 S# T+ B+ L
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
3 ?1 z; v% c- sMove Over People Are Racing ! ~+ m: i' ^4 Y4 h- f! F
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 6 u' \* T: Z h
My Old Pig Ain't Running ( s/ F7 A2 _ p. }3 X$ V) p
My Only Problems Are Repairs ; G5 B+ w0 B4 y D2 ]' {1 q
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
% B0 v; j1 v2 N+ t7 B8 aMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: 6 n$ `% q! K) A3 A8 `
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good , p' i4 R. u& I
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 2 H; Z: r* {- G; ^% G( Q- H
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 3 w% K, F) h. D/ J5 }5 ?
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO . R% M# O+ j$ J2 [
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% ~: f; g/ J) E6 OOLDSMOBILE: , C& i4 z% f4 Z
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
; c, E" T* O5 P% aOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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3 J0 {/ J! U6 E5 P8 b3 ZPut In Nickel To Operate ; ~) D. [) H$ x0 s
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
! t" s% Y/ X# u2 f+ Q/ }Put In New Transmission Often 2 a! S$ o2 y5 B2 H: K' y; K
Pushed In Neutral Too Often ! R4 y1 D, i5 P, \; P+ V) ~% `) \
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PONTIAC:
( s5 G) C0 @7 b. O7 Z9 v# tPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car , Y8 O0 o1 A. r# H) \" D/ K
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac N) _% H, e7 i& V
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PORSCHE: 0 ^- ]; `% I+ {/ Q; K
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
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+ ]. u/ `* M( e2 J, u. eSend Another Automobile Back * z, C d7 k/ z& P3 P# H
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
+ y1 t. Y4 Q% |Sad Attempt At Beauty / V& Y8 C7 S# ?+ r
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
# J) C& s, J! z5 W/ UShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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' _0 _5 S! I) KSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 6 Q% U/ e: p q8 t8 E5 y7 W! k7 t1 V* A
; {2 W& `/ L1 J5 r2 Q8 [TOYOTA: - u# }* c- U0 h$ L1 w2 ?; c
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
; h. h7 Y: Y; U; q) s1 ]Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
# P+ j+ Q' W+ N$ S. TThe One You Ought To Avoid & V; {* }% \2 v% S
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
, A8 x6 q1 _) N7 ]$ L% s. [Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! + ^0 |- K, H1 {3 b! c/ { X
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TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck
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