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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- + n3 A t7 W; M% L' Y( _
3 S7 H8 {, t0 `2 k& |ACURA:
! B6 j, p/ y& ^- Y. N5 A: bAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
4 e) x4 o S" ~8 B9 sAsia's Curse Upon Rural America ! B7 H4 i4 Z! A% R5 T3 ~5 s: I
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9 y9 _% k# m# RAMC: - J. o; w, c P: z1 i+ ]' z
All Makes Combined {. J3 O+ O9 c/ }- Q7 ^
A Major Cost Q7 }. ?) U3 H# ~
A Mutated Car . e, g* C+ f7 H, U! M, @! `
A Morons Car & K' J8 R4 b# j% N4 e9 m
Another Major Catastrophe
9 _8 h8 L, ~7 m1 lA Man's Car
1 \/ M/ W5 G+ T# VA Miss Conception , C+ A, W6 s. U% Z7 o" [# w. d5 _
All Muscle Car
6 T( I2 }8 g2 b/ q7 S6 XAll Most Car
% t0 ?4 x& ]' W4 P0 }8 V6 XAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
) F3 k; u9 P+ Q& j8 wAutomotive Mental Cruelty - x: i2 g" u: q' H$ m
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AUDI: 7 b8 ~# R' x9 O! Z0 A& e) }, N
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 1 {2 A5 @8 F3 y! R* ]9 n5 v
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
9 t- x, Y7 Z. i: C2 d- m3 n5 UAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
; L2 ?; F3 B, S% A& i- U# tAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention " h6 z6 H( E3 n/ ]) l; c* P* c
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence l/ I( n3 S" U1 r$ |% `) X/ p
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 7 l: |0 a- g5 R
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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0 E3 n( V) [ G; B4 ~BMW:
9 s6 w2 o' _; X xBig Money Works
- y' b" P$ l$ O% a5 ABought My Wife
9 c C4 v8 v4 a0 rBrutal Money Waster B. ?6 I' P+ J* ~) ^
Break My Window E, ]: W1 J+ j
Break My Windshield
: U$ \6 C M$ u$ u# EBabbling Mechanical Wench 7 J" m6 [9 h% y9 t: g, I/ J e) b
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
3 B# J$ i6 N; }. g" y" ?6 QBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 7 U" _9 H! u* R( l
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
% j' b3 Z/ P) pBarely Moving Wreck
& _6 ^7 o/ }2 R2 kBig Money Waste
! ]: h) @; Y1 I7 X0 \& [# bBig Money. Why? . C& p2 g4 v# c6 P! q+ A' k
Big Money Works 0 F, f) @* E3 u3 n1 h9 G& E G+ U
Born Moderately Wealthy
6 x, t7 d9 o- V2 Q% R6 ?8 t$ aBreaks Most Wrenches
4 X" @& b- I. J2 A6 }( YBring Many Wrenches # {& _- K$ z$ r6 U8 z5 l
Brings Me Women
4 Z* i5 O6 ]* U& ]Brings More Women 6 s! s+ q5 h: g
Broken Money Waster
: K( W! e1 X1 M9 vBroke My Wallet
) J( k2 l7 R; E. WBroken Monstrous Wonder " F# j1 W1 Q( P5 y `! r& t
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch % @6 ]5 ^8 h! b0 e
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
9 ^, h' b# j q5 zBavarian Manure Wagon
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" L' f, q1 S5 UBUICK:
; ^7 J$ s/ T! e3 f3 QBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
, J/ J1 {' h. mBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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8 I# ~9 i! Z7 @9 Z9 o+ |Camaro:
8 h6 F% a% U! Y3 m2 f* oCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ) o' K% U9 q+ q/ k# f- t
Can't America Make A Real One? ! }0 T' C5 o n( ~
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 1 @( z' o$ {3 s
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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, ^' M( h7 {! H# YCHEVROLET:
7 W+ {5 M2 x0 u) L9 ACan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips , w# @# G2 I! u6 {& R
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time + @8 L5 w4 h/ C O4 l
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
/ w7 H$ ~) m, X( V4 Q: y* mConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques $ d# @; O/ N" ~/ R
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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, N% L% T! S. z8 M, U5 LDODGE:
' E4 R: B- \& N9 j& }+ u' m4 @" EDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere " C; [6 u1 X) C& b
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
6 O! U( i1 s0 u+ F: t+ ~) f xDead Old Dog Going East . a! R$ ?3 Q Y' z0 G
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
+ G+ o2 F% W, p; B+ yDead On Delivery, Go Easy
0 P9 p" q1 P& ]+ O- C2 a2 t+ s0 ^Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
& x7 U9 [, `+ g2 wDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
) j1 p8 N3 H6 J- hDear Old Dads Garage Experiment 4 e2 ?; P5 J F- K& p- P1 O
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive q [: Y2 ~, L3 d2 ^
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EDSEL:
, E& d8 a5 {- }Every Day Something Else Leaks & \& Z7 T7 s s: ^% w6 m
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs ) u. `6 D! w1 J2 @
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FIAT: 5 u' \" b, W5 L- P* X6 ?2 I7 j; @; D
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
7 b& f" _4 N7 T# C6 ~# b: m$ aFix It Again, Tony
+ h2 z0 c. ?' W7 `1 | K' |Fix It All the Time 7 q' [! \, K6 s: I. n, U% [7 A
Found In A Toilet
# {7 ?/ `( u3 J# \Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation # z9 ~1 u) d) h# Z9 H& b
, p* D7 Y% [, M6 I7 p, S, @FORD: 2 y5 O5 P4 K- n. P; t. x# Z( E
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 2 Y2 c4 G% m" f5 Q3 V" V
Fix Or Repair Daily $ e4 ^$ V" W) |0 Z5 i/ G8 s# U6 ]
Found On Road Dead
. L# K; h1 q) }3 m" KFast Only Rolling Downhill 4 e/ D+ [. _2 i5 S( F) _
First On Race Day & o3 k5 {! x2 P. \) N/ c& B/ w
First On Recall Day
6 F1 m+ V' h* \( @( _7 \Fabricated Of Refried Dung # g; m1 x4 ~2 {- @
Fails On Rainy Days ( |" `( @ C0 v- H5 J8 K% N3 W
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream & }5 m! w/ x3 c4 q9 J
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
: ?' C. E: e8 F5 a) UFault Of R&D
3 ~' E( `1 X. g4 u* f3 NFinally Obsolete Racing Device
) o) I7 v: r1 nFireball On Rear Denting
- L9 ~+ Y; I$ C8 z* e9 YFirst On Road to Dump 7 S' ~. C m" K- O
First On Rust and Deterioration
6 | s; J# h+ C" t! M- s$ DFix Or Recycle Dilemma
, O# N) h2 W1 y) sFlipping Over Results in Death 5 N3 m& b9 | W# N
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
6 t$ a1 u% P9 {7 Q/ BFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
/ U: a' N8 L2 J9 u0 b6 vFoot On Road Decelerates ' S' {. `5 | C. o
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
9 s( z: h( ~( | ~$ z: q* N$ R' X4 JFormed Of Rejected DNA ; c2 M4 ?2 Y/ t# z j) @
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
% G. J. V7 H! w' H' {0 VForward Only; Reverse Defective
, {8 p+ z$ Y7 u c* pForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin % F$ x2 M+ M6 P5 \' {, ^) T
Fork Over Repair Dough
' c9 ?; ]- c' v9 S# oFouled Out Re-done Dodge
! t* d' D: }) j: BFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
+ X& C' v! u* m. HFree Or Reduced Drastically 2 y% x! V* Z) O& p$ N* Q: F1 ]
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
. g* ^# S$ `( DFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
% N a9 j/ |& M* ^3 f, ]* g. zFunny Old Rattling Dump 0 R+ i! r0 H+ E. s4 J) f, [
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
0 X u, p2 g2 R( v' RFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
, b- c. t3 c* C* VFound Out-Right Dangerous
/ d; T: H/ m! m3 O5 h, l+ Y$ eFuture Of Racings Delight $ ~6 T- g5 j( o
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 3 R" u6 C$ c) `+ N* I
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 1 F# j& ~; J) C: C9 u# Y% o* b
LTD: # Y8 L# m7 T3 ^
Lacks Total Dependability
4 N# u2 q @9 N& y$ LLots To Do
3 Q$ T% v; z- Z: F9 t' X, Y. wLooses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked & m, w* f" v, G6 f
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GM: 9 J, B4 n5 p! @- [! x; Q
General Maintenance
/ F6 h* e+ F6 \% `3 m9 fGreat Mistake
5 N! j% g; ~3 k* RGarbage Motors : s8 [# h* p5 S. v9 \* ^5 g x1 X/ r
Generally Miserable
8 B/ x9 Q* A/ t* F1 b0 O3 G4 RGrossly Misconceived 0 |$ y/ T3 M- J0 q: T/ e- E: I
Gluteus Maximus 4 B8 T( v8 R" |9 _4 R- ~- y' V R/ w+ E( C
Good Money
8 z/ G k7 a: _0 i& C% oGoofy's Manufacturing 7 h! Q0 Q3 _, \
Gone Mental 9 k( g4 U$ X5 C' v* g# a0 B! ]/ u
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GMC:
" l! s+ {8 c& m: o+ mGrief & Misery Combined - I8 {9 P: {4 `
Garage Man's Companion
1 m2 u2 u) j2 I) r0 w2 O( aGotta Mechanic Coming? ( l( ?. O+ A& G$ O7 d9 a# C( v" W. J
Generally Mediocre Cars
7 K5 A6 m; m' D, Z5 C, @& Z3 {' U& HGet More Chicks
& o6 T. M! a1 |" Q) _Gets Mechanics Crazy
/ J2 I/ F7 ]( |0 EGods Mechanical Curse
0 Q$ F% T) k( ~+ mGot More Crap
' U; Z& V2 p+ ]; _8 bGreat Mountain Climber . |+ o! g h2 }9 W
Great Motor Car 8 @" y4 U4 l$ c1 X
God Made Chevy 5 _8 s. q. i! F7 d. E) U: `% p9 D
Good Moron Car ) q& Y' g/ |- [* y1 Q+ z2 E
Got Mine Cheap $ L% i7 ]) _' K5 f; t- E- i
Get My Checkbook
" H7 f( e/ Q$ a9 ^2 |Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
6 y+ z% F. d0 c+ \ q9 q1 p9 V9 XGas, Tires, Oil 8 a: D% ~7 l" {7 f
Get Tools Out
m$ u! d: D) ~Get To Onramp E! n/ o$ z- I' }* w
Good To Own % A! O; ]6 b7 f/ e' R; i
Get The Others
' ^; j2 q/ P. G' C" K* sGenerally Trashed Out $ w- S8 P+ {) ^8 n
Good Time Out
! S) O0 ]8 @0 W4 m' vGone To Overdrive ! S$ d; j% S3 t. ]% ]; R3 H, g# D
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HONDA:
8 _; X3 l+ p* r! ~! [6 eHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
/ p4 ?- N. z; s/ f+ l% D" o6 Y, cHad One Never Did Again 0 e: N1 A6 ^3 x
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
; }5 C- b/ e4 t' L4 e5 [# Y; H$ ]Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles , ?! O6 c! r- b! H5 K$ t7 Q
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
; F7 O, G) e8 J8 A) z( Z9 S9 NHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration * v9 u0 h$ }3 V- E3 F6 y- p. ?3 Z
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? % D' }% D8 ]8 p
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ) G) C! J% x, V2 b# s
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP:
% o' M' o5 _/ Y2 lJust Eats Every Part
* \0 }# g) v! u: f" IJust Empty Every Pocket
) q+ h: g Q+ y5 T; o' oJunk Engineering Executed Poorly 3 x! T5 @( w" h
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
1 s; c$ Z4 b# L: Q1 N& U8 r( @Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts 8 K* Z9 v: S' u7 n0 P' B/ u& [
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$ W' }8 C, s# q; {# v: |KIA:
. B- Y3 w% ~ D0 l6 g- bKick It Around * Y! u0 L7 `1 t
Kick It Again 3 ^: ]$ R! U8 Z B- @
Killed In Action
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" e/ f8 |$ f1 l1 L) bLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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" V. u0 B5 W* M- r: } U2 V( vMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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, v; g& E1 i2 T% c4 h5 o/ |Money Guzzler ( |0 J+ _5 y# R
Mostly Garaged
4 u# m1 m1 t sMajor Goof
+ Q& }7 ~0 C( ~. [4 |6 R. A% `MGB: Might Go Backwards
4 D+ S$ J1 L& R# AMGB: Might Go, But . . . 5 o. w# p$ U9 N6 X
MGB: Motor Going Bad
; v, p! _3 w, j. i/ G) \MGF: Might Go Forward
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! ~( E# ~2 s9 ]: gMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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+ X4 ]2 \$ X% ~- K x* R5 H$ e/ pMOPAR
3 F. x! w% _& ?. ~Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly $ R" A% g- ]1 v# t7 b
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 8 r6 ?; B6 n) C+ P3 m6 H
Most Often Passed At Races
" t" R& X* K5 g# iMostly Old Parts And Rust
8 y4 Q; W! a/ t! x7 i# w6 t% n* ~Move Over People Are Racing
+ n9 l: F# x* hMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly . X. [ t" b! M$ v
My Old Pig Ain't Running ) R% d% W9 i% a# M! |3 Y# R
My Only Problems Are Repairs
! c' e" v: n6 N6 V8 RMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 5 g* H! B" `/ r5 S0 ]+ a
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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8 I- s" N# N( H. OMUSTANG:
2 y( L, v5 V) p: oMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good + K' Y2 ]. z4 @7 v, r, k
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
. s! @2 g! I, ?# l$ W8 cMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go + O4 g. D7 @- o: L4 z
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO , e8 _0 w. f' T$ m
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4 \, i2 i# d7 h# lOLDSMOBILE: * }% S0 J* j, S" I& j! j1 r/ L) U* x
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday & r* w! g7 F" C1 |0 E$ i4 r& N
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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3 E, y; b3 `# D; }: k: nPINTO:
' w1 c f: e$ c: k9 iPut In Nickel To Operate " i v0 W1 Q% m# q# S- q2 e9 a
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
; g1 z z( M8 U, oPut In New Transmission Often . T& }! F$ A6 p3 U. b. v9 |$ d. n
Pushed In Neutral Too Often 2 v) ]8 {& O/ O% |
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; C* g- Q9 r3 f0 O: cPONTIAC: 3 A& @: ~. ?5 T
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
7 j; t; y2 a( t4 a# w* _Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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) H( ?2 b. T2 I6 BPORSCHE:
; m' }" e l: w0 z! F3 NProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
; c6 O, {& @' D- X# gPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough ' W: d4 x' x& @! K7 Z7 ~
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# N! ~# R+ z5 ~! PSAAB:
( ~0 K& D$ N! K: [+ p: o3 [Send Another Automobile Back
$ w. Y/ Z. C( x6 v; WSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 6 n) V" x# ~( @& h! d( W
Sad Attempt At Beauty , h; Q$ @0 o5 a: h+ B
Sorry Auto, Always Broken 4 o8 Y# L; }( R6 M" f
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards ) m6 h3 t0 R4 O i
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/ ^# F0 Y9 ^6 O% ~SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually # h0 V* X0 n6 G4 o3 N/ v
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TOYOTA: 4 B& @ w. R4 G. j+ V
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ; t: J) g9 V. \- f8 N4 Q# k
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass % [* c! v; M" C$ x0 W, L
The One You Ought To Avoid
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; H: |! Q2 v+ d3 n+ ETRIUMPH:
$ f5 Y. c1 Z% e) Y/ [# z( ]This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
5 n9 ~. H: c% M% lTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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9 C! V1 ]( v" FTR: Tools Required
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/ t+ t2 [1 t/ q) b' |/ y* ^7 _6 uVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: 9 b5 a# w/ m2 @! D& O5 n: V1 w7 E
Vintage Wreck
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