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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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entrance.9 h; F0 s6 [6 a! W& K5 p8 ]
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to5 o- |, o% `! H+ |
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
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8 v& ?' A' G: ], O1 P) x( G( o# Eain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
' R3 v4 _5 {2 b! e) m W8 Tthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
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shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
