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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with/ s$ s* Y) f6 Q* q1 G- ^
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
5 P# q) G8 V: p) {! a. p5 HWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'- S, Q( N/ y) g# L4 i" t' d/ S
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they: E, K/ a0 F, v" D1 ~% a, v
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you' _) S. L3 m3 z4 Z. y/ @9 Z4 Y
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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1 [1 g7 z& f/ S2 j 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just4 W" m% W H1 F- Z3 w
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
