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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
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ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you. Y, Z- |8 q" y( Z! n) h. G8 Q
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'( p; C# B& e% D: V
$ }9 X' f) v$ t. h% D 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just' o+ E3 Z$ W k( W* C
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
