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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with, J! L& K- R! p/ k) R
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the y+ m- w0 E$ ^) d
entrance.! z+ j$ m; v5 o- P/ [6 u
2 T, \1 o) ~) \ H2 X9 A# [ The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to) Y- ^2 U. J. F! i5 H; {
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'; s M7 B! Q8 U/ ~' z
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they4 Y0 S7 m; _1 n8 ~, e6 _& `9 |
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
8 W* Z* r; g2 t* J# xthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'$ n; q5 `+ Y: Z+ u
/ b& B) b3 A" S0 e$ Q0 m 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
3 ~- Q V+ u7 a: A/ j* j7 ]* ycouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
. E; U2 V/ o9 z1 a" Xshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
