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Walmart greeter

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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with" o5 _9 ^  a' F8 y
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to2 ?( J3 O2 L# p" C: {* I9 k
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'5 g+ v& X( k' u1 _$ q8 Q! Y
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
8 e' N% D: I4 V! tain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
5 [+ {+ u. X: |3 j" }7 y- othink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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1 [8 ?7 Z4 d# ?0 \! b: [0 M0 ? 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
- J$ \' E0 a# v2 I) Z. N4 Lcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
3 V; ]5 i: a1 Z! n  D( S' Eshopping at Wal-Mart.'
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:51 | 显示全部楼层
for the greeter!
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发表于 2008-5-10 09:22 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈~
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发表于 2008-5-11 23:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-5-12 13:39 | 显示全部楼层
Really good joke.
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发表于 2008-5-12 14:16 | 显示全部楼层
Clever greeter
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