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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with+ Y1 b2 R' c7 R/ v5 i1 m+ h
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the) Q, V: n0 y1 W2 G
entrance.5 K4 U4 D5 d" N6 j% C4 V0 E
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to7 Q- n9 Q4 x" d4 A) U( y
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
. q/ N6 w+ m4 w0 `8 ?' `, @ The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they+ H* J1 S6 a. v+ H3 J, u$ |
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
6 e8 o4 k: |) J( }2 O+ }# Y) Ythink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'- z) j; ]0 S; ]" ]# Z
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
( Z# i/ R5 l7 E+ M! vcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for3 s1 S1 V% p) X+ t: I' W" y0 M
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
