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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with, U, L+ ^: o; ^( c u
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the2 y, J4 b( }9 b( h2 K5 _" G+ N
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to; I! ]' D1 A7 u8 Z
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'% H3 B7 x! e7 V+ u4 P; u
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
, [+ {1 @7 N z7 R% T: Uain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you3 q' _5 L. l4 J. F9 V( @
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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* ]) i* D7 @+ V* [ 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just$ i- R. x6 p% X( P4 ]" A6 ~
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for% B r8 K- W# E2 e3 X Z/ b
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
