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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
8 }: |4 }# x+ b8 g) g# k* hher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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8 L( D( p W. H @" ^5 K2 x0 `7 `+ y The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
* Z s5 b6 \' \, C" @Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'. i0 v, j5 V6 b
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they. l2 ^# Y: v+ |$ s0 Y; p
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just: _) T4 X9 _! m" e7 C
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for! a; m# |1 i* |3 I' q6 V7 t' f
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
