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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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Mr. in it;
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Male
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She has
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Madam has
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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legs of a woman....
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$ n3 Q4 N8 ^0 g0 UBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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  f$ W5 W' I8 D4 @/ Q! ZOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...% }% ]) H, R) y1 x! u& ^2 B
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I never looked at it this way before:

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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with; a; [% c  D1 [% N  {% @
MEN?  
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MEN tal illness5 i' W0 S4 M+ H1 j
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MEN strual cramps
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GUY necologist
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AND ..
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a

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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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, F& a; B6 \  \& {& ^2 U. R7 }Send this to all the men just to annoy them
  
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- k( `2 G* n5 T' r0 u) `$ s# a- R& OHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe...../ Q9 B0 ?' X8 }2 w* V1 R( L
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发表于 2008-5-13 10:30 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 11:11 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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