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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
/ y' d5 u$ n1 n. H3 pIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.4 ?/ t$ t" h# p$ Z* ^
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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P" [; z; l% c) l+ j: A# ~2 ?If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.7 T; k1 K# `/ S) M9 S
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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* s2 X9 @/ a) }! A8 X4 R/ DIf you cry, you're a wimp.
/ V, n- |9 B: A; {! vIf you don't, you're insensitive.# z0 O: y( U. \" K7 ]; H5 t
! n" y% F* t8 wIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
# ~) @" w4 s8 j8 p) ? c# fIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.6 B, z9 \2 @& }8 u, y6 W
7 [( v3 w: C# O& i/ Z8 \/ oIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.6 ^- j T! d+ t* C" v2 q( [. d
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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* z/ k& H6 R7 T9 Q0 A. c0 K5 OIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
; q5 @# M7 I1 u$ v3 rIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
" N- g7 S; T/ P9 S$ ^' jIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.% p5 ~, }; I Q( q
: w; l+ q, y- q( U- P5 P5 ?If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.( H# Q0 k- O( _$ { K1 H4 D1 ]& ?
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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" T% [9 o% J, fIf she has a headache, she's tired./ z/ B" R; [0 A$ D* ~8 m# Y
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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