Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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  u4 Q9 E8 _7 c% FIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
% o9 a: _3 J; n4 e7 J( \, P/ jIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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& t8 r+ G) n+ L& M2 c0 M1 U6 [% [If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
. o, q5 e# h) {2 ]) C) dIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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, G/ u, c( C  }/ Y" G0 m, QIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

5 J7 ]3 \: _: {% \9 T0 G# P) |If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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' ^: w5 b1 ?% z! U' P2 Y7 L- xIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

( f1 q, W% N5 I. E; h9 a' HIf she has a headache, she's tired.
6 r/ N6 V2 a* A: SIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
2 J/ f" A# ~3 v1 ~feeling sorry for the guys~