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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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( G. ?2 M/ d1 qIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation./ R h+ @3 L+ w, }6 E9 W
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.) ^# f: t. \' b3 k" E3 h2 h
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.9 _; s9 N# e- T1 i
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.% d( a7 J/ P7 J& I
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
/ k! s/ @3 @$ o" `# T, ^0 CIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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" j' _3 _; E* t' WIf you cry, you're a wimp." P2 U4 ^) t- _* r* T, g
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 D( A: O' w) `/ x" V# U8 oIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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& M& \7 F3 N9 _5 _& eIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.. R+ |" }& g1 V3 T$ g3 f( M1 p! k p
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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" T4 l8 `; [ R0 V- SIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
& [4 Q/ d4 Q" W3 v6 f2 H2 b2 E; TIf you don't, you're a slob.4 Z: B( p- V! `, P" ? w
7 A, ]) v! k: c4 ^, Z4 B* i: eIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.& e H/ l, t. S% s
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
4 R! g: _& D5 E+ D7 u% V3 R6 T9 gIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
% o# T) `: Z% S; a+ a! C) GIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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