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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
" v6 z: W- G+ U/ tIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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5 Q/ |, z5 A5 Q4 CIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
8 l T6 z6 V% P( T7 g" PIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.3 T; {0 f$ e- L' O# C; ~
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.9 T& b) U2 S% `$ y
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.7 |. T+ `) u0 `9 @- o9 ~
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
- K5 J4 |) R" ^. D% YIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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) f1 k# a% Z# sIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
2 \7 E5 M t3 I1 t1 OIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.! E* E" B2 i. j8 A
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.( j6 r, @5 d' h: L1 o5 c
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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5 N) @( }0 q. b5 o e( u8 XIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
+ O9 z* O% ?+ n' uIf you don't, you're a slob.! a/ |" a: D7 X0 ?( O
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
# \+ _2 I" s6 e0 U! TIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.' |, V) S& z6 ?3 T
. |$ U6 o; F* V& PIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
* |3 n v+ g1 |0 B# Z6 S6 `5 `If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
4 |+ n) K5 m4 qIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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