Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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( `. a5 E0 g2 ]$ ]If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

# i. A; g, v9 x6 A8 z, v) |If you cry, you're a wimp.
# Z7 T3 {7 a/ t* K. W! ?. u% VIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
# Y) }- D5 h0 Z4 A/ M& |If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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8 R: u- k" x/ w& dIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
! ?. I* X) x3 f) JIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
9 l0 m; M& d  V$ I$ L7 yIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

  {* p% G) Y0 X! g' I8 YIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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, u) f* N0 d8 g/ AIf she has a headache, she's tired.
5 y9 O; u( D# W! ?& d; o. y9 jIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
4 u6 @- p/ c9 b/ F8 \feeling sorry for the guys~