Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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# c- k9 z) ?! F0 IIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) A" X6 [  J9 _) v% KIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

  I6 H" r) Q2 U; j$ @If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ K) g0 }$ o+ R* H& NIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
$ N; C* x4 o2 O5 F! x* zIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

( y( K. e7 b0 z, P4 |If you cry, you're a wimp.
# a' `" O$ N; R8 a3 J  y" Q6 tIf you don't, you're insensitive.

5 ~3 H3 }7 x6 }, c- q# L) g7 k4 tIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: X1 f) l: ~6 I6 M. w5 e: V4 h$ hIf you don't, you're a slob.
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. N. Z2 A3 Q+ B# @; ?/ Y8 ]If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

7 }- R; n9 s* @# v. c7 RIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
" f/ T7 Y2 M1 L# K$ p1 wIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~