Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
# @# P4 D( E8 L0 E" TIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
* w$ ?  |3 h2 H$ t& c% W2 EIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
% q# i& C+ u+ Q' f3 {" U3 p- R. j& v3 kIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
, g9 h$ L1 D# D0 rIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

' y+ L1 _. Y) R! H, P* c+ T$ ZIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! {% X$ h. J$ L: Z4 QIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

+ z- s2 D+ {6 j! X7 q! p: fIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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( {: \) c- ~! ?& u  G! ]If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
7 H" ]5 \) y. O/ [! `feeling sorry for the guys~