Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
/ _1 |# {6 o7 w9 ]- l. mIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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/ N" D; S* Y! P! q. QIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
7 H, r# V% S" _3 D2 E1 DIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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9 u  S) L# g2 _+ _9 ^If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, L! P( x% v& L+ N0 @; i+ HIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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6 J) P3 {4 Y$ @6 @If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
/ w! f: F! O3 l. U9 KIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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! \2 s! T& p, w9 O3 [; EIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 g* [$ D, t- SIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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2 ~! s& Y) A) ?( C2 T0 IIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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, K+ Y& y+ Z9 |& pIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

! k! ^) E6 Z) R) x  V" t) u/ {If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
: m! g1 G* A+ D# b8 k1 S; \, sIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~