Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
9 O/ M2 G0 R" k7 k, vIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
+ Q  \, f, Y5 A2 j, QIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

0 ^! m9 v8 V3 `' PIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

/ a+ H+ r" H$ {8 fIf you cry, you're a wimp.
, s- B4 q6 Q; C- s" a; @If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
- I( n8 J, e# G5 Q9 Y& S7 CIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( g1 j: k8 `8 DIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

' W# o, z+ r6 [If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
! @" z/ J4 o/ Y# e( t% zIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~