Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

) ^2 O! v9 t/ xIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
$ l8 `: @( ]2 n- _, E. t2 s. J- jIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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2 V& m' S' r5 F& \9 rIf you cry, you're a wimp.
; x- y/ A7 ?3 J6 s- \0 f( |/ L8 wIf you don't, you're insensitive.

9 ?9 ~. Z, l, y# O  X) k2 {If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ h* {8 j3 ~/ k" {7 pIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
2 f4 Q/ G+ j; EIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~