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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' $ n( n2 U! F6 h- f, ~8 @+ r! W
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. . Y$ d) g9 d9 R6 ]" m# G
' J3 a I: D$ k& YGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 5 e' w! b( q0 H
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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