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/ W" i7 C: Q9 r3 _'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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+ @+ U! J" U# Y ?% aThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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) h, C" a6 D+ Z( |3 z'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.', T8 `+ A$ O( a% j
" x j" P% I( D'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................4 y& v8 A" @! Q# t% Z, ~4 x' Z# {
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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, w3 ?* |7 p2 E T" [4 A'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. , E6 k/ P% V% E. S% Z
* M7 R( K$ M( F5 A6 f$ W) iGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' / Q. C: H# F& I% o8 |6 O
/ A9 i- L8 R' K: `2 S'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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