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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. ( E% W' N- }+ B$ R2 u: c3 A1 L; K
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' * Z1 z8 M# J* a2 W
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'3 K& y% Q2 G9 x, W, c0 `1 F
% h2 H/ o- Q5 u& k2 K'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................2 v' e0 H1 Y0 |5 b
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ! |2 ]- {, s' g
3 b/ `8 O, d, w ?- S'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 8 ~( S/ ]; T# j, t
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' & q8 m2 x3 h' c9 I$ a: z& s: `
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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