Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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: R$ D- A" m! X( B' ]( ]' d THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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# i$ M, V3 p# a/ p5 g "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


, A1 W1 K) m/ v" E, V1 z/ h( ~ I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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/ H5 W) U# ?/ L+ G1 o WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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& k# _8 o" q% R( ?6 A NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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% @8 B) \: Q' n  {5 z. M( s SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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1 _0 _* R) M( P* j SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.


THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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1 D, x. }" Y0 e THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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, G) Z/ H/ a5 o! |% S LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

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