Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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8 S& s+ M% V) d# G# X. t+ J$ ~, F SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


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, y3 d+ U% M; l* W1 l THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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9 g$ V8 u) N7 ~, }$ w "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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+ Z! t: g& a0 ^4 Z* Q, _1 a! N% ^ A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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$ _9 T; \! j2 j' j: _ THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


# I4 O8 W* r/ c "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


IMPRESSIVE..

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


- L9 Z2 I2 Z$ [8 l9 |! f THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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. k9 `" z, P* V5 ]' W) [I read a similar one before~