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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN" t3 M8 m# M9 ?9 f5 Y
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7 ^9 F" {2 u! N- T% n. r7 I WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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4 O  q# S5 B+ [' t SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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9 c5 b4 x- E0 `$ Y6 _* Z THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.$ h8 S1 z# H- k5 G) `1 ^% V; t7 U: Y

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+ T) J$ p; Q. R5 i2 q THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .2 d9 E, G% P9 B* C6 C# x& s+ k+ r5 c& Y
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID./ i8 _3 l. w3 a" n  S
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.", U# k5 A7 o7 q

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.- |9 D( R4 @! E
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' j+ j- i4 f  K4 G1 a: l/ D* { THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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' w  s6 w& @, U& n' r  Z. p3 R WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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* h9 N& m5 P! u% k! k THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.2 c% W% T2 p- B3 D' ~0 i
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..: t$ {: T: h: J- i
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* m9 W4 k, J( ~5 @2 }1 e/ t) h9 c SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.0 J6 t: S) N/ Y

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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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4 T& W# z( D& X, D6 Q; z& U& s1 F6 r THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A$ n$ y8 ?! g) S: E1 d' D  o7 ]$ m
FAX!!"
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