Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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4 M" N% R4 x0 ]5 G3 l "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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3 @; p: ]; y' x! b/ W- E I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."



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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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1 Q$ v, U1 |; u% ] THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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- i1 _. w0 Q+ ]4 k NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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8 V# m6 P5 B2 D9 r5 `" i+ W$ Y4 } SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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END.


THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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( B2 D' |0 @' }- H THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

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