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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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$ u, e! |( H% }6 K, \( W8 P$ ?1 ^! w& R) ^ SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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% k. n$ d. x, y- W1 u3 N$ I. p THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .7 E/ ]' q# `& u& X, e+ U

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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.9 t: B/ k1 c, j# f. W4 a" g8 M
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.2 z- Z7 C  g7 q8 F+ L
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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' I' Y, W6 {6 l! A7 m' U9 p SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR5 u9 {: m: r# A/ j4 U' Y4 k9 q
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.! b7 l' L1 L2 z# t7 v- A% }
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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7 h* J$ [! i1 |6 } LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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