Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


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) `4 h9 F; ]$ P% s' M% B% l "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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0 D( O* R1 @5 F3 j A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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8 h3 p7 x: Q1 B9 {7 N7 O WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


+ l( h& h2 ^) { "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


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END.
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5 {3 ~% k0 }' e2 H, i2 } THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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1 w4 u* F& O- j- n. k# k2 Z+ @ LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~