Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


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  p5 p4 `# q9 S( q3 M  [ I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."




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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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% e7 B$ T2 M1 z% T6 D: `' B3 e WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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9 N4 s: i* b5 r) q% x7 U "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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- g6 b% F. E1 {$ r% ]- P* |' x0 _ THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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& F+ r" Q( k+ {/ A5 } SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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END.
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, Q# W$ V' y. _- A THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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# p6 X1 j4 ]6 k/ L THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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I read a similar one before~