Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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5 C- a( V- x# i0 ]4 N  G* F WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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7 k& Z0 P6 u( f' j1 q1 Y NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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, D' m4 X- F# x* [; k IMPRESSIVE..

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END.
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2 J1 W' X; {/ e( G: ]  r THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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; ]  y! O  B! ~" w/ V# g THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


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FAX!!"

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