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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN. l* D; z9 k3 p ^
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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, Y& H$ | h" P SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.4 \9 h& n% H0 v& {: S: d7 \
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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( i& \" s* Z: b4 _/ _" r THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .' D) u O% h1 N( p3 P. i- L
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.+ x9 _. U( {( w5 v% h
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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6 K) \, F( w! G" ?. B THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,: U3 l. q! M! L7 u, p0 e
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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. p3 s, r9 q% d( I+ _7 s# t: v THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.7 B% ^4 V- ?, ~/ L! `
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.% Z; K% X+ z2 P, R4 O) U. h+ ]
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A; d* O, t- m' z/ i$ J' G6 V( I
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