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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.& N9 G3 @4 _/ J, [" J
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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9 R8 k# D4 S6 ^, [& _" ^ THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .) ^( b. i, r) g2 m% K- ~1 C
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.6 M# l8 N+ s: p2 t
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."" b' Q, T1 O) W0 R1 y
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) c! S' {- Q2 E1 C9 S A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.' c( n$ \' A( x$ g# @$ }0 n. S4 d
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.9 N) D! g6 p0 w
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,5 ~$ N% t8 x! F+ ~4 w
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.% y$ S6 ? T- d8 A* i
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+ \9 ~, }# D7 E0 D6 s4 c6 A/ k \ NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..6 M/ \* s& e/ C6 B! ~7 c0 t
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.2 r* k q7 A( p8 r* a {' |* e
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4 q/ {# s+ c9 F) E% ]9 P8 O SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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