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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.' K6 G0 \8 _4 c r* f# A9 H4 d) m
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?' l$ e5 N( i6 {; [. Q' a
6 t& X7 Q+ Z1 R4 _Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"7 E ~2 x. M4 _$ U
' E8 M% D' |. M1 mSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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