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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.4 d% G& b. C1 f7 h6 s8 l
5 I9 U* j' L u1 y, z- A& i$ c( {You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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K4 e- f$ Z- J8 i* a+ R1 IWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"0 U0 G1 Z9 q9 h$ h6 p
2 |1 {& N& F s0 F" ?) w- M5 YSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"* T, y; Q3 a8 x% t$ A! E, L
/ R L+ L8 V- l, f.... and that's when the fight started. |
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