I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.: ?5 w0 ]6 c& c9 ]" A5 b& I& q" h
" N+ [# r. Y: O( s( WYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?2 D5 l$ L& P8 B7 b- [* a
+ \8 k8 D% B/ [# F3 tWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!". [6 ?1 e: I) p
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"- H: O1 K* Y' y
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.... and that's when the fight started.