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你可以这么想：世界上有三种人，男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓，女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。$ m4 o7 H, A4 _2 T$ G% `0 p* O
engineer是需要学很多东西，原理，但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。- y( f% E6 e' @4 K4 C$ x: F
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参照以下条件，看你到底是不适合做engg：
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% q+ i% {" p/ o# h$ o) uSymptoms that you are Engineer) s6 q! G1 d) d" C
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April 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain2 g( E+ G5 l$ u+ [+ ~, D4 E/ g3 e
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You might be an engineer if…
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If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
/ S5 V. h: W( F9 IIf you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they! @: h @8 J, e, ^ J& E# e7 B
work
; z; d" h5 m( B6 ?. a, K9 d6 m/ |If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone5 k# D. d' N |
If you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”. w5 {! n' ^3 C t- I6 }" Y: d4 x
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner3 q7 f, i% B# L1 U
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
$ j" v7 ~! F2 [# kIf you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas$ V) B: F% c* L: K7 t5 `- c
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
8 H& r2 {8 }- C0 l, O# P/ U+ {8 ?' kIf your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the
" Q% a! I* s; N: X, Gdecimal point in the right place$ Y# a+ T$ ?& {
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car8 Z* k6 d5 S; b& ^
If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than6 y. q9 G1 u; u6 J+ R$ U! @
hanging coats and taping ducts
* U$ B$ W# G% X5 f$ y9 a! eIf your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest% J) W! K' F; m& {% c
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies5 v1 p0 |! p5 n
If you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area, R: Y2 d" W8 Y1 F7 k" B# l% P
If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a
) A. s k% ?2 w4 t$ atest that actually takes five minutes to run
1 k* [4 M/ u& H# L( zIf you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is
. V7 `; f% `* CIf you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
4 h1 p- t# ?! n1 kIf you know the direction the water swirls when you flush/ H5 }& y5 h- ^& I/ P
If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s
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" d" E6 P3 X# D, YIf a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the1 f+ u* a) h. A! h& z
antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception3 O0 N1 b9 {; C! K
If you are currently gathering the components to build your own
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, W v, F7 B( H2 O% `5 L# m" wIf you have never backed-up your hard drive9 l5 T/ [0 K( T; }3 g6 c
If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing& s/ V9 }& U. J9 k& n' C$ a7 v
games, but are afraid to say it out loud
' M7 N7 j7 i" O4 d; u# c; {If you truly believe aliens are living among us
; U4 h' e- ?4 |# n; c k- q! HIf you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
# t$ S9 h+ d+ M3 Z6 xIf you see a good design and still have to change it
$ z4 }$ A0 k0 v: uIf the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your
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f) O7 p* z" r5 V3 TIf you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it4 _2 f3 L% L3 w
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your/ {3 Y# k9 t7 j$ m. Y" x1 n
automobile tires
P9 W$ l2 _5 V1 T1 G! ~If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you
$ r1 }# b# {7 @6 Lown turns bread into charcoal
' ~: l0 C# q$ k7 _If you need a checklist to turn on the TV! `0 d* f4 R4 @+ ~
If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name: w, f9 e2 P4 c' {: | }
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you# S. H9 E" t" x/ r! ~) Z$ Y5 P, j
rush up to the front to fix it' `+ Z0 i, Q7 H+ G' C% m1 T) R s
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
: Z; u0 \" @& F# G7 j# }# TIf you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel
, p4 Q* I7 Z5 c+ ^) eand have seen most of the shows already
+ F4 k# ~5 j2 W% d- j Z; |* m* ~9 `2 \If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV
! h" d) r1 R2 }: `& Z, N9 Awith a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew) O8 L4 z) \ }7 T1 @2 E, m& P
up thinking that was normal
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size screw driver to use
3 j; ^8 I- E# o; G9 t3 xIf you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own
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If you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time
: I/ N0 S2 G+ w6 Rthis week
# E5 q% O k# N( o0 p" dIf your checkbook always balances3 M5 r( J( [7 a
If your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her
& p; H( T4 E9 _+ ^If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life; u- i/ F5 h# h4 `. c) f
If you think your computer looks better without the cover3 ^, i+ l: ]% ?2 N7 a2 W
If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they1 g1 [6 O9 _* m# D6 [( F# S
didn’t get enough sleep
/ x1 q( {& L' S1 EIf you spend more on your home computer than your car
! N7 Q# r/ ~) |: @: UIf you know what http:// stands for
$ l7 c X6 M/ b q. @If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to, e9 {# Z: {; p3 o) L
explain atmospheric absorption theory.
* p$ O4 F8 j7 c m' n$ OIf your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
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Don't let them fool you. That was the thinking many, many moons ago. I'm a U of A Civil Engineer grad from the 80's. From the grad pictures, there were only a handful of girls in our grad class. Things change over the years. More and more girls graduated in ENG and found excellent career in their studied field. Through the "Edmonton Chinese Engineer Society" 
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