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你可以这么想：世界上有三种人，男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓，女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。
) U9 S* m: s6 Rengineer是需要学很多东西，原理，但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。
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3 z q2 u( z/ h; ^, p# [) m参照以下条件，看你到底是不适合做engg：' @: K# e, E" @: Z5 J$ i
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5 e. |" |7 \! p8 F; D& ASymptoms that you are Engineer. E# C5 w( w, G+ v6 G' X
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April 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain
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You might be an engineer if…
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If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight) ^/ h/ X5 j/ X8 \+ Q
If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they1 B6 ~ d/ s Q0 ?% p6 v- T
work
4 ]8 q% u3 b# K2 \$ rIf your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone- q" [! u; G2 {; g3 w. C
If you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”6 V9 ^8 T" z1 H4 d( u8 k" N7 R, a
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
- j0 G0 D: ?- p7 EIf you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
! L5 L- M4 B! D1 uIf you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas& A+ I5 Y! |# w" K
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
/ ]9 ^+ P. e+ E {3 W2 EIf your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the1 d1 `! \0 ]% p! T. j: N
decimal point in the right place0 F/ u) M+ Q% p- M* w! A+ m
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car
3 A6 F" V" O, {: g& [If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
8 x! o; [5 Z- W, Z& Fhanging coats and taping ducts
- x( v& f+ L; o( @' E9 M, BIf your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest" r" Y" G" D3 k8 @- M
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
* J' ^& [/ t* w/ p2 q/ x! H+ {# u4 P" Y* ~If you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area
- @1 O7 _% N6 j2 fIf you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a0 L! N7 T. A1 U
test that actually takes five minutes to run
, R7 e' h8 v, B8 ?* RIf you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is/ [" d4 k. T" Z/ A
If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven; K5 o5 j* C; L" |) t
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
$ d" n8 ~1 c' U% a! U" S$ W3 ~If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s
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/ N1 }# v- r Y3 D+ B" k# `5 hIf a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the
3 f" f& Z7 }. k8 |; n$ \0 Oantenna on the radio in your work area for better reception& |" z1 `" Q1 ]5 I1 C4 {' S5 X# }
If you are currently gathering the components to build your own
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If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing
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If you truly believe aliens are living among us
+ s8 T% a3 d+ C0 D4 G, G$ f: PIf you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance9 f1 `- i& D- r# r* R
If you see a good design and still have to change it
: r( |! N. ^. U, X, C4 ZIf the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your
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If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it0 z4 Z5 o$ ]6 M- L. C# o C) o
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your
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1 A% }4 C+ H+ j4 r& yIf you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you
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If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name7 `4 e' i; y2 h3 a* p7 G3 M
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you' ], T$ [# p: T$ k; f P+ g
rush up to the front to fix it8 L# l) M2 S; y; Z
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary& z* ~; L1 X$ c. D$ [0 P
If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel/ o6 L% a; ^' [; Y, {' ]
and have seen most of the shows already# j) z* e& k0 [4 }7 d3 b! L
If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV( d: P+ `8 E: A7 }) W3 X
with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew. k) t3 g" R7 A) C2 G
up thinking that was normal
$ C3 w) @+ L) ~& BIf you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what1 w9 |! |9 C4 A n! O; G9 w. v
size screw driver to use
+ J4 g( I( P( H+ p1 V/ S) VIf you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own
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% d* m+ e8 u' l, {8 _( a ~7 A% C7 k7 }If you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time
: i0 p0 p' q$ _) lthis week
3 n! N! a6 D9 C' @If your checkbook always balances* J1 [- n! u7 p4 X
If your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her2 u- y- Q8 W2 ?! J; k& y- q. H7 _
If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
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If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they, V B+ r) w, x# V! P' F/ ]
didn’t get enough sleep+ P9 z3 h6 B4 ~ I) @7 `4 b
If you spend more on your home computer than your car: k8 f" N" E) n' K6 }1 o1 Q, B
If you know what http:// stands for
! d. T& R$ D8 J- w1 b! X7 eIf your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
" Q+ |6 J0 u* c" Iexplain atmospheric absorption theory.
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Don't let them fool you. That was the thinking many, many moons ago. I'm a U of A Civil Engineer grad from the 80's. From the grad pictures, there were only a handful of girls in our grad class. Things change over the years. More and more girls graduated in ENG and found excellent career in their studied field. Through the "Edmonton Chinese Engineer Society" 
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