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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
- W3 e- S s- i Z; Z) dhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was' K1 F& e' g% a6 s3 H
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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9 o9 @" b: _1 \8 k% s' T; fMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, g* e" f; v2 q
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down1 [, f* w; u8 Q* x7 W5 k: o, i' Y: i
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
- l9 @% `9 F. Y' o1 q [ N+ Zdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 U1 J* Q4 J* u" y$ K
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
6 H* y1 ]$ d2 e8 u% p9 Z- Vover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 U* F. x ]6 y a& j* K# h- rwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't/ \: u' o! S# z0 s
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and1 z6 @3 e! \& ^) V' |# p
committed my life to her sister.# U2 H' V* ]( k9 @( h
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4 f# [0 s) U3 FWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She; [* ]8 o! _" o( S; K- f
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild- E3 k$ i* d* }( F2 a4 k0 {* [
fling, just come up and get me."
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4 R: v2 a! p h4 d9 k- lI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
# t; \4 L/ P; a: }7 F+ c0 T9 P- M7 fthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline6 O4 `5 p7 _3 U8 X! G& `
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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* e! x- n- b/ I0 W( g: _To my surprise, my entire future family was standing$ J, P2 C' z, P; q6 m+ R/ T
outside, all clapping!3 w# F0 G) d2 i& g
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
7 Q9 C) d) r3 u; Asaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't1 f- H6 g/ B# o: S( u/ B
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."3 O; _* ]2 e( X
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