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% N* h! P- f$ KI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I. h3 o% {# j0 O; p9 s, P8 K, J
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was7 k2 v [9 B8 f8 P
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.) ?0 t2 t/ C% `, G9 S% \! [# V! n
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' v3 y+ O5 B2 x- g. b8 f* eMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
5 U' A7 S- a, K6 p \, ^2 ?$ x) q. Vtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down$ ]9 w, ?' j1 c
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be9 Y3 D3 d. i* y$ N, R
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.: ` o* b) ^* Y$ w8 k
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L! B% i* j. Z( f) Y4 C9 _# NOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 [' Y) f' \( G$ C S
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she% E6 j# f2 C" n) J; u* |* [
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't' x. S# Z" Y& ^, T
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and: F' T# Y5 Z; {6 K# `
committed my life to her sister.. A% X, R8 i. u+ m1 w
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
- J+ U* O2 B- s, Msaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
( Z% d3 ^% ^& c4 Mfling, just come up and get me." N* j9 x% [: f0 b5 w' \
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. o: Q9 O) l" H8 \I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
9 a4 r; D" P$ \! t4 Gthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
j4 ?; K0 R* a ystraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards: M3 v/ e' r/ a/ a4 s& S* H1 M
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing) g- D7 H9 r9 Y3 M5 g
outside, all clapping!
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: s) l8 k2 K% uWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and6 R6 H- A0 s s5 A
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% ~ }( X7 a6 T/ c: J4 H k1 g. t4 I& E
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your( c- F9 v/ c- V8 b. f
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