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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
) ^; O v! E2 U8 Qhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was6 F) T6 ]% C4 S4 O
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very6 I7 i! A7 Q$ t; W! {; o
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down" d/ B1 w4 a1 K
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be- }: P0 ?6 u: M: }& e2 E
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 E9 _8 c9 ~" l" f0 K
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come; z3 I9 P, X: y4 h$ g) ]
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, w1 {: U4 f- B% I- xcommitted my life to her sister., I' n: Y4 @& [; c
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, ~8 r5 C/ R" i' _6 S8 QWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
' d2 a# ?3 \) B. I" g$ nsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild# N8 ^5 v. R! {& I
fling, just come up and get me."
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' l y- U6 r& J4 C) y6 c' mI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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7 ~% T7 O [) p: d7 Y8 RTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing M& U1 A- M2 x- t. t
outside, all clapping!
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. b6 r/ E% R, D' P6 r4 Q7 y2 J, i aWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and# D8 L) Z; {% A. r1 k
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't( |* p; O& R4 L$ d' j/ B$ b1 S7 H
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your7 k! l6 I" @$ @$ W7 O
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