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3 [+ Q5 B1 e4 ]) T7 eI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I# j$ X- K& r3 P
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was& v d+ x, Y. S- s; z0 U! n
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: v/ ]+ A( z* E, s1 V& @
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
+ t/ p! C5 q1 m) Pwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
( _0 j6 Z ~$ l3 pdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 b- w8 G1 |# A/ k# E
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
6 t% |6 c) C, j* s+ G" e+ W. ?6 jwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't6 T$ _, x$ {% y) m" Y" |
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 o) E4 s5 w/ r R! ^' n
committed my life to her sister.3 W% M( W& k( Y+ B/ Z, P# e% A
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She y8 S' [$ k, I/ H! Y4 h, o/ }
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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+ ?* a! X% C7 l7 c5 Z% CI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
W4 j$ L. k" V% p4 l2 ]9 Fthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline$ \- X) ?4 P! t, e
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards# d' v V% {. l8 I4 ^8 x
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
( h2 Y. R# L. Dsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
* {7 J, g* U. T$ c k* s4 sask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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