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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
- n S' Q4 r" p# U9 ahad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was) v- m3 S! O- B) b: L* o
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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/ Y! m& x( j! A) ZMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
/ ]3 c( \/ j8 r2 y8 _3 ctight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
7 K! V8 x7 [) s8 t5 G% S" ^% owhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
! m& J/ y, F6 A3 Jdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 ]+ X9 |( [/ B' x
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6 z7 V7 J! L: m2 E3 E. N _One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
# T) y5 ^- R6 F0 ~0 Pover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
+ m* {1 \& d0 L/ c, ?6 _whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
, V( ~- P' _% L4 f7 @5 F9 M& Fovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
. |7 S/ m! ?/ m2 W/ Xcommitted my life to her sister.! T' b2 \) M/ y: e9 i% e6 T' i, Z
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0 Y% F8 C/ m" V( rWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
" A2 m6 }0 W ]said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
" M0 F9 i6 @4 k6 o4 F6 Wfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up/ A& V# c4 s, t3 s' _7 J
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline7 {5 a, ]' o$ K9 K- a
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards: \* V4 u- x4 l5 l$ l) s8 c
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing# f% I- H* L7 I
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
/ ~9 |- p4 m N% _! A# s3 \said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't$ p2 f& C6 m% C6 b+ f. f4 h
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."' F" }- _2 K1 Y8 H) I3 G
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