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; ]$ R0 U6 K+ vI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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# _% g/ ~0 r0 b8 ?" k% {; ]/ P' ^My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 U* b$ r$ ~( u# i! Q2 I
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
+ T; s# X+ A7 r6 H; e- S. J) L; u8 Q8 Nwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
S y" g! y3 u: m2 A2 s9 ]' W, wdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come k# `7 l/ y! ]1 y; d+ y
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
2 z/ z# T- ~( O* ]whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- z6 F' W7 v0 n
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
* F. Z( |- s. Y! f9 Scommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She& u3 a: q9 L" m2 Y: i
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild9 s' b4 E( w1 N2 X) V/ Z
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 X+ G( E4 C1 ^
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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, W4 q2 T- {4 U( W3 Z5 E" V% Kmy car. P/ ~3 u0 i$ |9 q5 [3 C z9 h( d
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3 t# g' t6 R) R! a; z9 \0 w- H( [To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
' f, X+ _1 B. p8 B" y: bsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 O1 z8 h, `# H2 _3 C8 C# O# j
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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. g! T% m+ K, ~3 X: ]* wAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your; X7 b2 S. S0 X( k( H
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