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5 W2 l, W% H! J. CI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I$ O+ k' Q1 e% h3 h
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was) L, s: E9 X+ E7 ~$ X& T8 s
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.7 {( H( I: q& \2 ~
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very3 M" z. _+ G g1 G4 s
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
1 G8 z A/ K) E! z/ C# r- ?over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
0 b1 P) l5 V$ A1 q! `% i% mwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't6 [2 K ~% R7 o% ^3 t
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
; {+ k9 J q. v7 a& R: hcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
9 Z c1 E4 V( f: nsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild1 ?- f W3 \# C
fling, just come up and get me."
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$ ]/ o/ R: E$ O$ BI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
$ N% S5 z* l. D' A' A' Gthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline* |) r, g; J* x0 s9 d4 u! ^4 q
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing/ }. L0 \+ y( g7 s( _) u
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
: z- J! N/ t1 h( I5 D) L3 Jsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
: P4 s: w# V# \; T$ f7 Aask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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