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- w" ]5 t2 c6 T( ]/ h! b: rI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I" p, q+ T+ s( w$ G
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was/ r0 m) w* R+ ~
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very- n h+ a: N" t
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down0 h* ^! W0 p( P& s% v9 E
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
" B8 o3 a4 a- Z! F$ U y/ Bdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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5 I: [8 Z' h; d. K$ I. N6 POne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- Z! i( j+ S2 y3 W3 I; j
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
" I. E. |4 K& w1 Vcommitted my life to her sister.7 F! u' T1 v' ? [
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, g) S z6 V! V+ C9 j0 rWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
; b; z+ e2 W( S m( @! s5 esaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
: |1 F A; p8 W0 x, m* N0 Ifling, just come up and get me."1 p7 J& S# }" M: W6 Y6 g
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up4 g4 ~6 l: C1 i# x" ^! b7 _: L5 d
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline2 d4 n4 b& K" G, B3 q" l" ?
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards8 J& e6 W+ {+ p
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing0 N, V, q, H; d
outside, all clapping!
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4 O! h( v' y% q* g* J0 u+ `0 AWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and1 ]0 ?( I% [0 I% I4 a4 \2 K
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& A" `2 k* e G
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."8 G" ~+ _) n) ?" m; N z
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your8 b [1 m2 J. i/ t
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