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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
$ G8 c3 t' x6 @ Q& hUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
' m! L+ n8 } J$ v% r' `When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
" J1 @' {/ Z( q/ N. d, T, jfamily was invited over to see the baby. + B4 _' Y3 W4 h4 F% z
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk6 s2 j/ h, ~9 k1 ]- M: u& V
with him and explained that the baby had no ears., V) P7 I& F$ \
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything / P2 j% _/ f9 d7 B1 a
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
. ~5 X4 Y; w) c) ewould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
/ u+ N8 P. `2 |$ S2 R/ o$ b% dLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. " S; d# W' e/ G! [: i+ c0 }! j
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
' w* z' U1 a$ r' J6 l( Lbaby.'# J7 J( q1 k0 z/ k3 M
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
) q$ x5 }- o+ y% W3 QJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
1 J; H, m: } S3 L ^8 O1 `little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
4 Z& ^! Q- x) f" C2 C- @& H' e Ghe see?'- w/ n& q. Y" K- i6 K
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
6 }) j) s" Q% p he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he `5 Y& o% n7 c/ z7 Q
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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07
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