The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
$ N+ D3 {9 q1 ?" L# m8 i( s: uHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
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$ w6 z1 e8 D/ y/ pwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
! C- N1 {1 ~' o0 g1 B4 e4 V1 z0 RLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
. Z8 W1 K6 B+ }5 o8 B; flittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
3 z" j- G8 A: Mhe see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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