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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
$ s0 a3 H! [% |: hUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.# }7 _6 h# `, \
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
0 s% B! c5 ~$ J# nfamily was invited over to see the baby. ) f, g3 `" }! v
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
, `) T8 r$ V: ^2 B8 C7 owith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
4 w; }. Q) u  H& f5 JHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
1 C. ^1 d! c6 N' d! a0 Zabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
* a  G" X- b( B( V9 o5 ]7 Twould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.6 Y1 Z3 ^( r* W0 V3 v; U( U, C
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. + Y/ u# r! f8 j( i
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful4 \- S: S# `4 B( _) M
baby.'0 i+ ]: _/ q$ F% e* N3 z/ T3 @
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
# H4 U# V& ~) E, w. LJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful5 r' z  w8 n9 F6 t
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can9 [# K. x% ~3 S; L0 x4 d1 b) F' y
he see?'  h" {# u, |" i
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said* J5 B: U( a0 B$ w6 ~" u& C1 m  k
he has 20/20 vision.'0 V0 y( C3 h! ~: i3 w; ?# U# p

+ u* ^) h/ }. V' h; J+ H3 G' _: L'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he/ |8 G% i' J: \# G! o6 [" o$ p
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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