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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. & w; E3 [  \2 b! i% b2 Y
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
; ]5 d. f8 y% _# b1 fWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
4 d5 K) o1 `# z6 f! H+ j! x: wfamily was invited over to see the baby.
0 |( `) V# i" I/ |Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
% [% v0 q7 c. S: s  P7 pwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.* y( e  }- l0 I
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
" m) Q+ J# z% a& z+ a9 X! q& ?about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
7 T, e6 |# A8 B9 Kwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
1 m7 m, q7 N2 T8 DLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
7 T" u9 Q+ J0 Q) _When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
! T+ ]  @1 k. Ubaby.'
4 }. r3 z' ^3 d# t3 p1 r& }The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. ( o% T- M' C1 S. l; Q
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful) p( `! s) a" ]) M$ Y
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can" R7 s0 f8 S8 g
he see?'
# A8 g1 A" q; J5 P$ C5 R$ p'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said; W% h# v/ {2 U/ F" g/ C( y$ r
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he! u0 ]% a7 F8 z5 Y$ d5 A
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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