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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. , B& ]2 i! d* r9 k4 V( S
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
/ w8 v5 F$ b7 T) oWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
  R5 U5 f; q- [" u$ D5 M6 P2 Ufamily was invited over to see the baby. 7 W( h3 k$ e+ L" X4 o+ W- R3 o
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk7 J/ Z' h$ p+ J$ H' l  E5 k3 d
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.5 C- T6 b6 S1 x. W
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ; D, }: ]2 K7 h1 h- a- Y! n6 Y+ I
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he/ m0 C+ P5 L$ n3 t
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
9 a% i1 E: w: ?Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 7 A, z  Q$ i* y1 s
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful: I5 e7 l7 C% _9 g4 }% F8 V
baby.'+ z# n+ h( O9 m2 o  c1 f* @* `, T
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. ) |+ u7 }8 i$ |* H' n) Z
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
( c2 [0 U! J- C# a( j5 H/ Qlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
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  r* p( x( x( R, I' G( V( K'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
! o0 B- H1 F+ E" y he has 20/20 vision.'* h" r4 l4 r- ^
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
  ~% N1 V# Y7 W* X3 ~& A6 vneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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