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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. & ~0 B0 [1 W5 N" K6 @7 c# `3 A
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.2 D) m3 \6 }: H0 k2 A% O
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's6 Z! e# \7 d0 q& e  z0 C) H: @
family was invited over to see the baby.
# ~& `& Q5 _% v" TBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk8 G. r. R! O+ E1 S& ]' m9 n. k
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
1 K: m. T0 i/ r7 \- PHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything   @% V& P/ V5 g1 ]
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he8 d' G9 H- J: S7 @9 i$ G% r
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
- d! Z6 V9 b) r* JLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
. h- B% o! M: M9 f+ F4 Y! zWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful) i6 r9 \- n' h: g) J3 f
baby.'9 y0 p7 [4 ~+ h0 Z
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
& x7 I9 C- i+ e2 BJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful+ X: P) p5 h" ], C3 p
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can: s* M# C5 \9 I
he see?'
6 k! g6 |- D$ I. x2 d'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said! ?7 ^, E6 R8 C: Q( C% L8 m
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
0 F' G6 H. b5 c6 z: yneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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