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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 0 \7 g0 t4 P" d' w* `
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.. M4 C- c2 C* s
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's  X% [7 j5 J. v# P4 S
family was invited over to see the baby.
5 O- L7 C: H* N: t. z, h7 M$ b" bBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
4 h+ h3 G; Z3 h+ p* Y. o  _- O& h- rwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
  L+ T. T) P- r. zHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ! I; E0 D- Z- `
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he; ^6 ~& A- b# P! o/ I7 u3 M! O
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.6 L% Q' ]% M+ L9 C4 _; {3 l9 M  h
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
2 g7 f3 f, g: g* TWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
: M* |9 C1 ]2 obaby.': e0 _/ J+ d2 b* K$ i8 n
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 9 h) k- R5 Q5 {& j6 F
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful7 w+ L  @* Q6 u  n& q* O
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can; L" P5 [: }7 R+ l
he see?'3 r6 _3 P: ^) E* C; `) q
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
3 Q4 ?9 ]% D/ s  ? he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
! r7 D7 z/ _# H, r8 ~. f  U7 Aneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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