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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
& W0 s5 G1 {( T3 KUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears., e; }5 ]& e: R6 G* N+ f
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
6 ^( B; b7 x6 J5 v2 Pfamily was invited over to see the baby. , p( v$ E/ M5 p2 }
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
5 h4 I$ e) }3 {3 ?) U4 G2 e" ywith him and explained that the baby had no ears." K! g( [# L1 v$ x9 B# ?& \
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
1 n& s9 \  L& _+ ?3 g; I/ @" Jabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he, q- V6 R2 O- o, ?/ C
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
& O0 t2 \& x/ Q' Z7 uLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
- x! t; V( B& B5 y9 NWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 8 i. ^, U' G+ s. y
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful; w6 O' T' w- f9 {- q; l
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can6 M; n* V" b3 f3 k2 x+ s- S
he see?'
- m, g7 @; m& T9 x; a'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said5 ?' |2 o5 n9 }; O
he has 20/20 vision.'# {% R6 U$ n3 m" K

  l- G3 C) K. p. y& x'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he* c* o7 s, k7 @& K2 ?8 {7 g
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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