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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
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When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's% L/ |+ m: v" Y. D+ \) X( t. d
family was invited over to see the baby.   ?$ i$ W2 x6 f3 `* ^
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
) |: F+ w2 F1 hwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
; h3 ]" L0 f2 U4 l; yHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 2 W9 G' P% q& T: r2 g, o% R9 y
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
5 X1 g% P  S: Y& Hwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
% S! B2 T2 Z  T, [0 G# O  _% Y" gLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
6 g8 r' W. l% H. f1 s9 H  bWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
. I4 D3 U2 t9 U: Mbaby.'8 r* [* s: {+ w
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. % a/ e7 w( g! P4 s0 H* q6 |
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful" \/ T# |$ D- g; e  i* e
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
; H- n+ k: t* _9 m! ^he see?'3 v- F2 e' F4 p# N$ J
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said. _7 Y1 d: L, Z0 b
he has 20/20 vision.'% u# H4 u2 F+ j! ^, P

2 v) K9 f1 ]0 M5 y'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he. p" u  q% K$ T  S- o( a  {
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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