Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
# j: O2 ^- q" D9 }) bit is your fate but,
! ~5 m2 `0 q( r; Dif your father-in-law is a poor man,
) \, @4 Y7 k2 A9 F1 [3 ~- xit's your stupidity.
  W! L" h5 \! Z) z9 u
% K! F1 A6 ^3 C; @I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
6 U* N3 E9 s$ U1 K) l. I0 P3 }But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
# @+ g4 }* s7 r7 k
If it's true that we are here to help others,
" m* b8 [0 u; j+ M: u3 d! l) Othen what exactly are the others here for?
5 v  d& C! z$ Q% S
7 |) h7 e7 U, @4 P. i/ vSince light travels faster than sound,
9 ]% p" G; [( x7 O5 w- \5 F$ _people appear bright until you hear them speak.
; d0 Q' G) R; x% Z# J: `* c
* z$ ~6 N2 e* R& P2 [. e. A* E6 iHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
& Q& ]0 A% d# G7 N( ~/ B$ O
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

' v2 g; k" F' O5 e  J8 G4 N6 ]. K0 g" zBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
- M. k2 U4 @. U. ~. Y/ `1 k% q
) C: Y- |' w" P' F  ^6 ?Every man should marry.
8 R8 n* w/ h! ^! P1 S- N0 zAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
$ V6 z+ g4 d; Blife.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
; Y+ S6 z0 b9 C+ S( Q+ ], ?
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

9 W# x( v0 H/ D, m( c! pNever put off the work till tomorrow
% r3 c: s- q; H6 G+ [what you can put off today.

+ d- L+ i0 j6 A* I8 x7 b"Your future depend s on your dreams"
) c9 q+ c. l; K+ w0 t, G3 aSo go to sleep
8 C& m+ k5 W! a
8 |5 o0 t( A0 J) J0 @& X, aThere should be a better way to start a day
$ B5 b: |9 R" H8 E% N0 yThan waking up every morning
; P. e1 E3 R+ k# P
! N$ Z! C% e: s0 x% d8 b: U, }3 Q"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
/ u6 A4 e2 I! G& f1 h/ z1 H
, t7 o: b: h8 W, O& b7 b! ]- P"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
. ^! T/ F/ F, C6 M  j# n
; ?6 w* t5 |' Y; w% u2 p6 c0 @7 |God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
9 S* c8 U+ n8 z4 ]$ o0 R
6 m+ t# l2 O4 {4 O7 R, d# {The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
% b0 E2 Z2 D$ x' f2 J& S( JThe more you forget, the less you know
$ \1 M& f, A# KSo.. why learn.
5 r" z9 B9 F: E
5 W% N( ?0 y/ J1 Q/ h5 xA bus station is where a bus stops.
6 _$ `; G+ K: A- N7 KA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^