Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
3 y9 }. y' G8 o( g; P- T% eit is your fate but,
* T3 S$ ~. S: D1 \$ f" Uif your father-in-law is a poor man,
2 I0 z! Q& V* sit's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
9 q+ }/ K& D7 r. Xeducation ruined me.
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6 p- Y. |6 l% ]$ t9 \# _- fPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
) b& Z( O: g7 m+ A, r. bthen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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) K. e+ z( c% F% `% [; a8 xOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
4 A1 e5 h6 M5 E# f0 }$ Wand when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
5 q& g+ N) d2 Q% ZIt brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
+ `/ [. H9 S% C! k$ e% }what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

4 [0 d7 p# d; LThere should be a better way to start a day
7 P( t( J" S2 T. \Than waking up every morning
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# q/ N" l: j/ R& o"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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# q# N$ \# C# \! {" L"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

, j2 a. ]1 _9 ]$ a% MGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
1 }: r, b4 b4 ]2 r. @* N  J% w- AThe more you know, the more you forget
4 D3 [% v9 b4 B% w& N; i' X. l2 MThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
. {5 S5 T, V4 m/ Z% F: Z% u: y+ VOn my desk, I have a work station....
( s( X6 C3 y- N# N/ ]+ k: S+ m# Kwhat more can I say........

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^