Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
1 w- x  a0 l* E3 C" v. b7 Eif your father-in-law is a poor man,
+ }3 O7 t9 z4 R. Hit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
: W3 z4 _0 ^$ Feducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

: K) ^! y/ A2 B' n; AIf it's true that we are here to help others,
% R: J- Z% p7 h' [; g4 ethen what exactly are the others here for?
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6 D- c* S2 b: w; i+ g% c* xSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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6 I) ?# T( k# xMoney is not everything.
+ J- g( H3 m0 d& W4 XThere's Mastercard & Visa.

6 E+ V8 j, U$ g0 G) _One should love animals.
5 X" j) x9 s) b* A3 G; f0 RThey are so tasty.
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$ N; p* v  h- ]# w3 a4 O+ ]% WBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
6 }9 P5 U' K0 O- X% iAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

9 |/ K7 R4 Q& T; pThe wise never marry.
. v5 q* }$ |# v9 E4 X* S$ ]& E) Pand when they marry they become otherwise.
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/ E2 w, `3 Z$ O  X& `Success is a relative term.
9 w. ?" `5 A. ]1 A5 _It brings so many relatives.
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  @4 N8 ^- W& _4 s% eNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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* a1 x. q. Z, x3 C+ x"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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: w1 ^+ W: \/ F4 h7 ?; g" F+ P"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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6 T4 Q$ ~/ f1 @4 Q2 [1 }+ _"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
3 n# L* z2 K  C$ v/ JThank God we can choose our friends.

/ q1 t& B& B+ V8 Y0 r" ?The more you learn, the more you know,
& w' i7 x: c( E0 U" b0 G. x, |/ C: yThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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0 X- B* ?4 X& H6 \A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^