Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
* M# |6 }( s9 l' N+ E9 V7 rif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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+ o6 k5 W1 {) p% w6 W* |  ~7 uPractice makes perfect....
% |/ O, |( d3 g* IBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
2 e: Y# R. @( R" i. q, \- Xthen what exactly are the others here for?

5 H) T: k/ p( C5 x, MSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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/ K+ `! n4 }# [% H$ AMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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# U5 A/ P, C- }2 \$ H" i- P5 GOne should love animals.
0 z  K% r/ `7 C  RThey are so tasty.

1 P: v1 E9 {) {Behind every successful man, there is a woman
& ?+ O" M4 b0 l2 rAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
8 d: p8 h* T' gAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

0 M1 M/ A0 }2 EThe wise never marry.
$ T+ M8 g1 t( k/ e7 b: `* R- uand when they marry they become otherwise.
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7 [+ x3 `2 z0 F9 Q0 [7 [. s+ ~3 hSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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! k" {3 F3 e, c4 M7 b( XNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

/ B$ w) X8 {7 {# Y2 j- _There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

: J9 A0 w5 O+ @& ^( G* O"Hard work never killed anybody"
2 J+ b+ h9 o- T( J9 V% ?! SBut why take the risk
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+ H5 w/ O$ e- C& S! I4 [  X; T% J"Work fascinates me"
3 C; V1 U& p; w- AI can look at it for hours
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, S" l8 v, w; Z9 w9 sGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

- Q) x3 P7 [, T7 x, i$ K& P- I! ~7 B: wThe more you learn, the more you know,
! ]/ a5 E) x8 V0 w8 [& EThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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" s1 M7 l/ J$ h" b5 k1 l- zA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
+ ~( m% }6 f: r; n5 uOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^