Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
1 c) F9 b8 @( c2 D! F. U& c' A: l% Wif your father-in-law is a poor man,
6 X4 ?% x" M2 n! g3 O+ q, Cit's your stupidity.

8 d& t/ s! M' {& Q7 DI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
- S  F+ X; |, I6 ^# P$ iBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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' F8 \8 s: Y+ B/ s0 EIf it's true that we are here to help others,
% ~- f7 b- `0 ~/ w9 Nthen what exactly are the others here for?

) W: v6 v1 q( ]2 l  h! K' rSince light travels faster than sound,
7 \/ y- ]  |9 ^) Ppeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

# J6 H5 k) I8 A. V3 }Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

' k% E' `  d# m/ ]" TEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
  v9 D/ I: y  `; @: c+ Oand when they marry they become otherwise.
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1 @- L$ ~& ?+ `- w* n. QSuccess is a relative term.
: R3 `  K, E  \4 a4 s/ U9 p! {It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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$ U6 c7 B  r- W% D1 E"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

; T( W9 n0 \9 L6 J( l, MThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

, @- w" o; O! j) W: W6 l"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
$ G! Q! ]  I% FI can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
. V; u' l& N* F+ T% `- d, DThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
+ X, C% {! r* ~  yThe more you know, the more you forget
  v" c5 M8 \% t% I2 l8 eThe more you forget, the less you know
1 U* w! p# Y% N5 p; ^' ]+ Z2 l$ bSo.. why learn.
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" |4 D1 c7 [* AA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
$ {9 T" a8 @2 W* N# |$ ^( K$ U: E6 NOn my desk, I have a work station....
- R6 z4 m+ k- ^8 @( U5 Z$ b6 pwhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
3 F+ [0 p( R; F8 {" L  \7 c/ b9 Clove it ^^