Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
( L+ u( r. S* v/ D7 }" k" q0 nit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
; r9 B7 B% f* y$ y( feducation ruined me.

& ]$ _' E; ~& a, x( L% uPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

$ D! @3 h/ K3 ^Since light travels faster than sound,
9 W; x3 M% n9 p( n) Q; apeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
, u0 |& y0 Q, }7 R. E5 N  iThere's Mastercard & Visa.

$ E# w% A  n( s" s% h; {& _One should love animals.
' Z4 d; r& E: A! Q9 g$ jThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
/ X  K$ M( L2 Z  L7 T/ ?- ]And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

6 o! u6 X0 ?9 mEvery man should marry.
8 e- ?- D" E3 ?2 C8 y; ~& aAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
( G  h. k1 u+ W4 G" S; f' v- hand when they marry they become otherwise.
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) S# ?5 K9 _( M2 _( E  QSuccess is a relative term.
8 f. X9 i% T; o, Y/ |, |$ q% K, NIt brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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/ v0 |8 q7 x6 ~1 u1 BThere should be a better way to start a day
% a* }1 H" P" h8 SThan waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

7 K% D% \9 M% w8 n  T- BGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
3 [- t) K! S& {. I' l  AThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
/ B! N& |) o; `  j1 d( W: xwhat more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^