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 If your father is a poor man,5 n# j V+ |% a0 h0 R
it is your fate but,
/ L1 J" m/ ~3 Z1 s( u7 M& h( T: Eif your father-in-law is a poor man,; J8 \' o& F. G6 n; i) _
it's your stupidity.7 s# l3 U6 m( r% t
1 I! N i" ], R7 u& _5 mI was born intelligent -6 R1 c" m/ F4 W5 J1 Y
education ruined me.
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, Q4 H* `9 C- C1 F) g* B+ { bPractice makes perfect....9 l/ z6 y/ I5 V
But nobody's perfect......7 l8 w. e; S* p$ F2 X3 ?! h$ G* j
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
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Since light travels faster than sound,
( |! `4 ]) m' Y# c8 F1 S8 f) J' [people appear bright until you hear them speak.1 h# ? B2 u. L }# u
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? r! N2 M8 M3 H( \; {) X
X- y& V* w5 e% i* a$ ~Money is not everything.7 W- s" u; }0 Q' ^0 S9 d
There's Mastercard & Visa.) T6 p# y* u* Q7 A: A8 f
) f9 Y7 |, t- f1 [# OOne should love animals.
9 q2 Y( X7 r8 `; b W& ?3 D0 vThey are so tasty.7 [: x5 e5 T9 H$ ]& q/ S
# b) F- U& s$ MBehind every successful man, there is a woman
# ^8 ]/ m u9 E2 i" gAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.! [( t0 t" B3 A5 }9 {
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Every man should marry.
7 f& v' B, ~. M( i/ I- A( uAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in( I+ A( D+ d/ m8 W
life.
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The wise never marry.
% C+ O8 [# d- Yand when they marry they become otherwise.
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' R. E; t7 P2 H2 L9 sSuccess is a relative term.
; {: H% @3 H1 bIt brings so many relatives.
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Z9 r o# A- \! FNever put off the work till tomorrow
) \6 m7 u3 N. ~# Twhat you can put off today.$ ?1 }: H$ l8 C3 p/ Z3 j+ U
1 [& u) ]# ]; V7 j6 K) H"Your future depend s on your dreams"
1 E# X) `7 D7 g. r' p; ~! l. tSo go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day' Q6 e" j5 H* p4 y# b4 @
Than waking up every morning$ D- [) \: k9 i+ G; P3 V1 ?/ }) e
7 X$ h/ `* Y9 V* C5 b' x- ]"Hard work never killed anybody"5 [. e8 n+ P" n7 ]' ~3 V% A
But why take the risk
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- O; z( x. e$ U: @"Work fascinates me"
) B# ]; E W, u9 ?# N2 F' {I can look at it for hours% i Y+ w8 p4 e m9 Q
; ]& l/ k" u9 T0 I3 `, iGod made relatives;2 E) }% v" _* f+ ]) J
Thank God we can choose our friends.6 h9 H# {( M% {9 {& R( x S! n
5 M; v, L! V& a" n, A- q' c8 DThe more you learn, the more you know,
5 O% E$ ^5 N" Y0 r" aThe more you know, the more you forget
* V, y( X2 v L0 e$ s; W( ~The more you forget, the less you know1 _: Y4 t2 d3 G" Z/ p+ T( K
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
% [- b: L6 B5 O& B! iA train station is where a train stops.% m7 x% T( }6 L4 P8 q. V- ]
On my desk, I have a work station....5 N$ D0 `0 Y3 v
what more can I say........
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