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 If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
& a+ F% P& \: B6 j7 s8 H/ ^/ Mit's your stupidity." n, m. e- r; h# K. `5 t, D9 I7 ?% ^
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I was born intelligent -" n0 f9 \/ Z7 ]& C, b
education ruined me.6 f8 W3 M1 a5 ~9 j) a
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Practice makes perfect....9 d& L6 _6 [7 M- V" ~8 D
But nobody's perfect......; v+ N1 X( D* J; P
so why practice?
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4 K2 [& O" e" t4 x. jIf it's true that we are here to help others,8 S1 n) `, p9 X' w& }
then what exactly are the others here for?4 Q6 z3 {: O/ f& K: p
( g: e! F2 m" T4 _8 ^Since light travels faster than sound,& h: s3 i0 ^8 j; U( g" u8 h; S$ g
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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! I( E; m! _; BHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.7 ^3 ?4 f8 E" @ ?& r- c: b
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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) v5 |4 g8 q, w! v3 K+ I8 v( h& VOne should love animals.9 q G5 P+ f4 ^
They are so tasty." T9 ^7 p. G0 q& H
Q. x. }5 B$ [/ H! W. pBehind every successful man, there is a woman
3 Q4 N$ ]6 T. c, `( {/ VAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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" J$ r7 e! n- J5 G0 lEvery man should marry.' x" }+ v7 n* _0 I4 U1 b4 U. f2 D
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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8 \* i0 w6 J/ N, W1 L/ v1 AThe wise never marry.6 F! `/ X2 M. M- F
and when they marry they become otherwise.) y. T8 f& i I$ d0 L u' }! c
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Success is a relative term.# F9 j+ G; d2 k' z a% ~" W6 M0 U( B
It brings so many relatives.* S4 K B, t, c
. N7 K+ {) |, B3 h* R& MNever put off the work till tomorrow# x* C- Z1 u1 Z+ J) n* W: W2 _
what you can put off today.% ?* p: |) H% c# d
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
( Z) ^0 ^0 ~: Z' lSo go to sleep) j7 a% T0 [# s: s* o
+ p5 [& t, R. v6 L: B$ Y1 e1 y0 M( hThere should be a better way to start a day7 `5 N# b/ S. L! t! c ~& k$ I7 I
Than waking up every morning/ G, i$ A- W% S0 a3 H( I5 z
4 o, y0 X8 Y) u9 b. t9 v4 L"Hard work never killed anybody"
2 b7 J. g M, X/ NBut why take the risk$ B; s5 E8 o3 e8 A
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"Work fascinates me", k0 [. i' @; ? z% {( `, X
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
8 M& l2 M9 d% [3 l" HThank God we can choose our friends.+ L$ ?6 B I* C3 M/ r$ W
$ K v" E+ T O" o- |2 l( y2 TThe more you learn, the more you know,' z1 J# s+ Z+ [$ H$ d5 R+ ^( `( v
The more you know, the more you forget
# f7 G& V" T! A+ OThe more you forget, the less you know/ S# d4 G' s) S$ _3 L/ w
So.. why learn.- V9 `7 m; i( k; c, x; F
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A bus station is where a bus stops.) [1 z9 m. Z. V. ]. \, w* e: \
A train station is where a train stops.
0 ?# f! w* F( _# m, t; NOn my desk, I have a work station....2 a% i b" R0 S0 M7 o Y
what more can I say........; m( g! d( e3 H' ^) c* r
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