Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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( B" b8 {3 U, H* C/ d- J) cif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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0 G7 k- b$ V) |  f" P  i2 zPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
. \2 M% O# X: q4 Kso why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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6 M. P6 ^* z% a$ \7 ]How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
* U0 q' E0 @* s0 B* Y2 YThere's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

; A9 g' O/ _0 o1 d5 i0 JEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
  ]' |+ f$ M$ S# u) }% tand when they marry they become otherwise.
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& C8 u6 k, w: S4 `Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

) ]3 w; o% |7 |, K: ]5 q2 YNever put off the work till tomorrow
0 {& \, W, N; c  Q& b! s0 P+ Hwhat you can put off today.
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% J5 R2 y- ^; m1 w"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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, @! Q% ~2 H9 F"Hard work never killed anybody"
$ P, V, g" b  h9 J  k. o1 \But why take the risk
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; E- g- O0 m- N, f4 p8 i, ^( @! B  D"Work fascinates me"
8 O4 m+ V) \$ X# C2 K" H7 U, qI can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
& K. `/ l* U% g1 xThank God we can choose our friends.
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# Q2 n1 ?. e; \6 s" }The more you learn, the more you know,
2 U/ X, g* }5 p  l0 mThe more you know, the more you forget
  x" u% ?  p* OThe more you forget, the less you know
# O" q: z& X3 e8 LSo.. why learn.
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. m7 \. Z2 p8 m; z: a: L, Y' BA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^