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+ m9 x: F4 f, N$ r, I9 V6 l% Oit is your fate but,
h5 ], e9 f" `8 W4 C0 Rif your father-in-law is a poor man,
% i6 x$ j0 I: M( Hit's your stupidity.; h d: A0 }! I( ]4 h
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I was born intelligent -4 A) X, O" K6 d; i! \* G
education ruined me.
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7 {3 Y9 p/ h& z I' nPractice makes perfect....7 W7 P/ H1 y1 O* ^, c4 J
But nobody's perfect......
' d. A: h0 r T" L' a+ c1 \so why practice?, w* S/ w% M9 j) X! Y
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
* {% N* D: ~5 z' Pthen what exactly are the others here for?, `: \9 Z4 `4 Q- b8 b7 k! z, [3 X
$ f# Z X2 T' K9 @- \! x9 s! l9 }Since light travels faster than sound,0 g# L' q/ f* k& I2 N$ c2 R
people appear bright until you hear them speak.+ S$ U- ~. n4 d8 ^. Y8 ]& Z8 Z4 V
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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9 X4 b6 E9 z/ T" B( kMoney is not everything.
, p0 v+ ]1 G, K# k2 jThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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) G4 V9 F2 R9 ? \1 `* Y0 NOne should love animals.
1 O. p; H, R4 D4 p: _2 GThey are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
0 n2 }& _8 y( T1 O2 G U8 U6 PAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.3 {3 |/ l1 G' n9 e* |9 M
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Every man should marry.
3 \( T5 ]$ f* h9 d# m/ K% O! dAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in1 k9 V; K: \; Z. F$ E9 V
life.) @& ?9 C% x4 q- w6 H: x
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The wise never marry.
\. l4 V% ]9 T% }: eand when they marry they become otherwise.; p7 I% [0 @9 H* @+ c
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Success is a relative term.
. w0 p. i: M2 LIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow2 l4 z/ ~- A; u1 i1 U) G
what you can put off today.
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b2 J# V6 y/ F) i) T+ v"Your future depend s on your dreams"
4 D* r* J' `4 E' V! t# r9 r. h/ Q# C! i& iSo go to sleep: o* G- M0 C$ Q% M7 [
; f9 N* Q3 I5 N4 _! m0 m+ r9 C+ uThere should be a better way to start a day% H9 b/ i5 ~, J
Than waking up every morning) l$ F4 b6 D. I; E4 @0 `) c) e% @
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"Hard work never killed anybody"4 P6 w- a5 c: u- P, M5 r
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
0 p/ _: f* y2 e2 ~& w2 S4 i" kI can look at it for hours; J6 \2 T& R, X8 k; a
9 @. L* Z; ^: p. BGod made relatives;/ w8 d+ m+ [' A: n1 c8 _. N4 |
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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" b2 s! V, ^7 v; u j* eThe more you learn, the more you know,
8 `4 U S2 V2 |+ eThe more you know, the more you forget) W8 s' A9 c/ [5 N0 b; f$ y
The more you forget, the less you know& X& H" l3 ]3 O7 |* w
So.. why learn.
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8 R t3 x% \/ ]7 q& i4 MA bus station is where a bus stops.
& `; H# u% b8 z; Y/ sA train station is where a train stops.
9 y) P6 o, N: F; a, e$ D4 LOn my desk, I have a work station....
- E! Y% O- d$ V+ W( [what more can I say........
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