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0 o" ?, c8 a D2 J: v$ ITeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& o0 R! t( G! ~; x" _Maria: Here it is. + t: g# P8 H" _( a6 p- e# B
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
$ \: z6 V6 a, t) D! A5 WClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + {. i) e- I: {+ t
John: You told me to do it without using tables. K* T8 O Y4 E- T: |
9 ?' f0 C. M' \" |0 x# WTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 6 U) T. X' S) F* F+ i4 ~& b* E' q, _% ?! v3 W
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 q( {! H# S" f* n; yTeacher: No, that's wrong
9 C- s, }6 Z) N; OGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 m' C- w0 E$ l+ ?- N
; B$ }) y) l0 F5 HTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 1 [7 }, N! O: v' T9 n9 I
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
& Q5 I1 x& S& u: Y6 j# ITeacher: What are you talking about?
1 X6 u$ N4 Y F: U7 K( UDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 j4 o1 U b" xWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 r1 y) t/ E. c5 e8 w4 rGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 b. e8 v, U. T$ IMillie: I is...
+ `7 W# @, }( u2 y* xTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
# j( I# c& `: u. b3 | cMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . O* o- C. l; f8 W+ C& B
+ A$ n+ P& U- T% rTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; G$ |4 |% G$ ^! ]! d1 _
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. f! |# D$ f, ~/ @) LSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 B8 D7 d' _$ ^) fClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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5 ]9 |2 o6 I% }/ c" Z( m" m& {' |Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 q5 @' d8 N' N4 v H2 DHarold: A teacher
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