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( p4 y( U9 b6 ?9 Y RTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ }# a& H8 a% k. cMaria: Here it is.
, S, Z1 z9 c9 {& ]% m" U+ n% [! ETeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? I% _$ {3 W) H6 E% j$ u
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 O3 h2 V+ h/ [
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- G7 ^0 d( A) M% C6 BTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! g! a g) q5 } D2 M, \; h x6 }
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; Q! H+ U/ `* `
Teacher: No, that's wrong
3 m( A4 G# J) A) j+ M) RGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 a3 W& I5 i0 f6 h8 S
1 p' c8 H2 \* P. MTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) N$ C2 S' r& U6 A; e5 w+ `1 @Donald: H I J K L M N O. 0 e9 r2 |: A! N9 l
Teacher: What are you talking about? - ~: d$ i. g6 m% |# }2 A, @
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 f6 u- U5 Z4 \0 B
! `3 ]) ?3 ^7 RTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 n( |- s& o) Y; t0 @" w
Winnie: Me!
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# q, @8 O- G! c0 PTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' U! j3 z& H/ S0 s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 ~# G4 `3 M! } B- s \0 c
Millie: I is... * \% N3 n) S+ V# k) T5 L# U+ [
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, n1 g; y' O5 R6 \- vMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 t7 M7 a/ K, e2 `+ |5 b5 Z
/ q4 g8 y, {0 wTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? O+ O' P) M' K8 e
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 d. T- k4 y& W) | ?3 @
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / ], ]1 @- Y ~( i
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" B0 [, |" a& R' o' j# HClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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3 i2 p6 z; Z! a% c2 v; bTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 H) k" p2 O1 I# k
Harold: A teacher + _, x& X' v' W8 c/ @2 @
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