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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' K7 M7 |5 Y* C2 }
Maria: Here it is. 9 \4 G d$ y) F6 H/ p: ^& F& {/ x- W
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* Y$ _! p% L% g2 \Class: Maria. 8 \$ W# \6 k/ y/ n
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 d' @* q3 y% D! Y
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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! o6 O8 Z- V/ G- n _Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ \6 u; H J! g. G& \Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , X# s, ~0 R7 p- \. B- i
Teacher: No, that's wrong ! n2 H* j0 I8 A# Y" j
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 a0 _8 @/ K1 q* Z# X1 ?0 A- W) z% _
$ a. g4 D5 v c3 V* J) `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ |/ e: [+ ~ w5 UDonald: H I J K L M N O. ; b9 U9 b2 v* m! S7 y# Q
Teacher: What are you talking about?
& h8 q& |" O" ?& w9 r, Y0 xDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 j$ c; q5 ], l) o5 b0 T
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. " s/ J6 B# K; e. m! ?
Winnie: Me! 9 P) p' x9 k8 @, w m1 Y; q' g. f) {' j
, Y4 k6 }4 s% A9 ^& tTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + \0 N6 q+ b8 Z6 Y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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+ E0 w. h4 ]( d$ _# GTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' X0 `$ N& o' G1 x1 ~Millie: I is...
/ h% S1 L- G, z z+ STeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ N" F7 t+ d4 a: l& L! E7 ]Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 \4 X, C8 b; g8 a3 X1 ^Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 3 k6 ^1 V \; ]
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ h2 Q0 P' X6 ^Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 x. D7 k0 f) {, XTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 b) q$ ^/ N# [" v8 g @Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 ~) x- c1 t& z
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 b, k ^: j9 L2 K7 E
Harold: A teacher 8 i( r8 o2 X6 c, I2 K- R) K/ C
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