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, q, {9 [; n% Y( y/ i9 [Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 R- Q2 f2 ?4 j; H3 @; _/ f* A
Maria: Here it is. & G$ A' A3 R( x' l' X
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 5 C. d, n" E; n4 `* w. Z) |
Class: Maria. 8 l' T. ]. u1 }+ v' d0 f
- s4 J4 K& W0 NTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # @3 t. a5 w- W/ B
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 d% O3 m& N# Z; `; S8 \& n
8 X: j3 A2 c& D3 H5 Q* k9 L" g* rTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ V# \/ S5 v. c4 s& S* x& p$ M8 z, {# a
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " W; j, X, s7 o5 I) K7 P
Teacher: No, that's wrong
! x% e* n" u. EGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? W0 A& r- ]! I+ ?
Donald: H I J K L M N O. " p. b! C) m: p, A; F
Teacher: What are you talking about? 2 p# T8 l5 o) U' P
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 m( @% @+ p* |# J
Winnie: Me! * Z9 d$ s9 n S) M
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; W: {7 a& {; U) z# k0 V. @- v+ zGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 s& |9 D9 \: U7 t: |8 b0 L
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 }% D7 _" i6 CMillie: I is... X M8 M4 `$ ]: e/ q& v% Q
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % m' E4 O9 P$ t/ ~ ], p
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) \% O4 [" K( {( E$ p F
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 |7 v( t5 e. J" P! t
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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, ], p# t+ W! C! ~Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) e3 |( F2 o& ySimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 s6 c2 t) _9 W) k8 A+ n P' _+ N
6 y% q- l( m* hTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 e7 y1 I2 p1 q* I7 dClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 w0 G; a4 q( P! u# @7 s+ T
Harold: A teacher
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