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$ S* r7 w" c* m- X C% CTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" f+ Z2 R8 I) M; W# c8 p/ Q0 jMaria: Here it is.
% h& u2 P9 s9 Q+ x2 q& j- dTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . b) ?* X2 P1 C# p: B
Class: Maria. + U! w9 }; J% U
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * g" V5 B7 L4 p% e' x0 f
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 O+ A# o- \% w% q! n
! T4 F$ w% W- cTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ ]; G5 l r4 d$ ~Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" J9 i6 [. ]! STeacher: No, that's wrong 4 `/ F% |6 ~4 I0 R
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 w/ Q) Z1 H$ Q* S4 [; b
2 _! H% @, t6 P6 s; U, iTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 k* W' x% o$ F, H( [# M% c* C5 wDonald: H I J K L M N O.
/ W: {" W1 v n/ e* T2 v2 ITeacher: What are you talking about? 8 W7 u3 E! n. s( \+ U6 Y% ?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , }9 A# [- L }1 i8 J
Winnie: Me! 3 A* z) W3 Z7 A/ C$ c
) f1 R2 o# [ p2 F, j: XTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 2 Q2 V0 v/ _ B+ F* c0 G# ]/ g
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7 n: g* L5 h+ B/ b0 R$ ]! Y0 ]
+ F' D. B, }" p. u( ITeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! a5 C- i( ]$ P, T
Millie: I is...
$ O! U, u* d1 H7 _- X& e, M7 N& @Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' b8 q6 {5 V% S) i/ k* X; m; H
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " G1 \3 D3 F) S/ D! Z+ O# Z
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# x& C. M$ |, G- j% b, u* bLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% Y4 X3 T1 d9 D1 kSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . W# ]5 X# u! [
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" |" Q7 u; M) Z* A7 NClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 t6 l) [8 B* d+ o, s. jHarold: A teacher
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