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% s3 e- x# @7 }; X8 s2 u+ RTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * f' M0 w: b$ e% E
Maria: Here it is.
) L4 w; W$ u, f I# g1 w/ g4 a9 hTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
1 W! `) C, ?& S# o0 P# SClass: Maria. 7 u' V9 F8 `* A' x- A7 _6 q* r
! X- H& m) g9 @Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! \& ^) J/ G% OJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * ~5 Y3 T& @& N$ L+ V
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" # m, q& c8 Y: ]& E
Teacher: No, that's wrong * a* ]9 E8 b. M
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 X! i" V5 n! j0 H( K
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 S: R* p( r$ Q! ?4 U) \4 }5 ODonald: H I J K L M N O.
2 r+ `; B7 E. Q) B8 lTeacher: What are you talking about?
% `$ Z1 L* L. R' H& gDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 R$ p4 K5 D8 U: m( f% \# @Winnie: Me! ! x& [) ^+ i& j' R
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 j" H' i& H, P8 d' xGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) l# S* N; Z/ S; U
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 0 O) I/ m5 Z. B- E2 `
Millie: I is... , E6 [2 X+ S4 T( Q
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ ^# H' o# |# ]) p) V, ?) |5 R( E4 pMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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* v7 F4 ~1 W, ]" D2 o( CTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 ~- Z. O+ p) i7 J+ LLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + F2 H# C7 B ]% l$ O' ?
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 s, \. ~3 ?1 l5 q; V4 I
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 b1 D/ m6 s L; n6 N/ [ x
7 Z$ E3 M; H8 n/ l, W' KTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 s) H) d# x. ]7 X! ^. k4 v
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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. E3 T6 p, G0 J! _$ n. |, x8 `& FTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 ^) X: i4 k' D2 e+ o( }Harold: A teacher
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