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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 4 q- Y" N @: M2 D
Maria: Here it is. ( f b' s2 s1 D$ d) Y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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/ F5 s9 o# d! {" j) ?) sTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # \ }! e! F5 v
John: You told me to do it without using tables. * F: c7 |, ? }" S+ l- {; j* y4 U; |
; k) q! x6 y6 b; D1 Q" c* b) L, yTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" q8 B5 w: C' @+ P9 r
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * {: d/ f; i# p( q
Teacher: No, that's wrong - T7 W8 H ~ ^/ u5 k
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / n; Y8 Z- n2 C* e7 z8 T
7 n6 t3 i+ p. @Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; A3 ~5 r# J9 c4 P" d3 ]. q j
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
* C0 _+ g: O8 v! W- B7 E5 WTeacher: What are you talking about? + `1 ~4 O5 ~+ x0 F: D" s$ o; v% I
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 ^( U2 |- ^8 n( X* nWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 ?& y4 A6 ?8 A' H4 |/ EGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
/ r; \: {0 b+ _Millie: I is...
8 b! p2 s1 p3 @. P& M; ^Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + p, L9 E$ ?& _7 M6 p" L' h
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 M6 A3 j7 V7 X7 q" Y8 ETeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( ?8 z. X9 M% z- N/ [1 h# ]. YLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # X* O' {- Q$ v7 ]$ |7 u& Q
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 p1 u! n5 W4 z; ~4 L* dSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: s! P4 B4 J% _. ZClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 r0 k1 }- x v( H2 P
" S$ @3 f, A, ?: W+ I! I" ITeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* Y) a/ y% f7 x% Z7 WHarold: A teacher + r r: h+ w, r; p- S
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