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# @6 I8 T9 e/ ]. ?7 p8 p0 Y: |Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: j0 L5 q7 C( V+ J" T) L4 AMaria: Here it is.
; d; ]. k3 v; {4 \9 T: OTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & G P% T/ M0 a/ ]* |! Y8 d# p5 S8 p( W
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2 i1 g$ k) H% F' D6 ?6 PTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 [7 F, ?% E* h+ g% {6 \# `John: You told me to do it without using tables. / s" D# w3 e6 \* F! A
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% @2 ?% {& G# ZGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
1 S. _8 ?- M2 X' @2 x2 _Teacher: No, that's wrong 2 T- S5 N) s+ X* W/ Q: b
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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# c9 s1 e8 \1 ?2 vTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! |2 C7 J4 f; y
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
- @. ~8 A6 O0 R- G4 b9 Q" g5 YTeacher: What are you talking about? $ `( m( e. _6 o0 k
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / U) x/ G, |( M
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 E; u6 T1 y. qGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & v1 a/ m, a3 @. ?1 \2 q
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 y0 m3 T9 Z4 b$ K# g2 _) ~! r! Y( F$ ^7 dMillie: I is...
. A6 u5 g9 F$ }- yTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, W# Q+ ]1 b6 X- KMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 U$ f/ Y* P4 C5 c& z* gTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - V M2 \6 z+ \% U
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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% _& t) a. B" i0 G$ X/ eTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 A C- A$ S7 c2 L' |% d0 R! \, X
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
P7 h/ L- }8 e7 I; l5 GClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + [- O: V$ Y6 w9 K1 T6 }2 H- @( }
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& a, G1 R) J4 [( XHarold: A teacher ) B. ?* A0 h+ X/ I# E
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