 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
* }; o7 O$ N3 v w2 J% Y1 }% h4 J) j* I
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / C8 U; I8 ]6 Z3 f
Maria: Here it is. 5 H+ R6 Y+ v& o6 h2 h2 n
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 5 I6 h- s$ }& V/ q
Class: Maria.
9 g) e2 _7 _1 ~
$ b0 e/ V: W4 L( t' YTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 C; w1 e- S, Z6 ]/ P1 n" EJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. * d) e6 l# {! ~5 `0 m( L
% c0 ]* N$ S0 z3 t) l! c
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* Y5 Z3 r( g5 z/ A, h# Q* fGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ _/ @6 A0 @- i7 A5 p
Teacher: No, that's wrong 1 b2 ]0 g. `! Q0 f8 Q: H4 P' }
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; O8 Q0 t/ q7 E2 A' H6 M
A0 |; O* F5 z- m9 h: p% a
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * U+ o5 n3 V' f7 e
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 8 I& ^7 G# e5 R( H) o1 Y: Z- M
Teacher: What are you talking about? t( N; b" d% ?4 d1 r/ ~0 p
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
& ]# f/ U* v% R( r. H% [6 @8 O* W' p
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 M$ x( h: ?6 W* y- g5 e% t+ Q: r
Winnie: Me!
" T$ o. {; D/ v0 ^8 E; T4 {4 \0 J7 z. @' X6 e
Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? J" x/ k0 D1 f. o$ v
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
* i2 c( j3 A' S: e' m
' P3 L1 a C0 I }Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 Q5 I) E5 s% w m
Millie: I is... : z% [8 b) W( r
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 U) s9 @1 n% e
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
0 Z8 b" ~6 G+ f& Q$ V4 F v. B. z; T8 g- v4 s$ t! Z8 C \! u
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 ?! J4 k6 Z2 U2 ~$ e
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
: V: n5 T6 D" _, u0 }) s y0 @& K) f! C f0 x* R4 V
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 m7 d& Q0 \" z9 Z% HSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 9 R: w/ ^! U7 L* s; D1 Q
4 _) a& |2 c, U3 S+ yTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * J8 V& i7 L( n1 J' _( a7 ~
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
7 t* @0 r9 p3 W! p, [! m, D( W+ p2 U+ i% Q9 }! w# R5 C
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ A# |! ~6 x3 b9 t% I0 K- j$ K; IHarold: A teacher 2 ] m3 ?* {8 d8 O4 [; x
6 g: m- ]' O- n/ ]5 Q
|
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-3-7 20:50
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-3-8 07:59
