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; {0 M+ F+ } C$ V8 }6 r) f1 _Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 y/ z) A! H$ C$ g: Q
Maria: Here it is. # Z" T" S3 ^% q+ m7 |
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : |6 S/ h( k+ d; l
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 G) Z! j5 s3 d8 ^3 k% dJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" + n/ P* I R/ t+ Z, l) G6 G' t
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- O( }) ?9 @9 E. ^Teacher: No, that's wrong 3 ~! z1 ?" ]+ o
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 A( b5 q( ?) B/ |9 e+ sTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, K7 s3 C! |0 K/ I: r1 fDonald: H I J K L M N O. 8 C1 t& V0 L; Q+ T. c
Teacher: What are you talking about? . T$ ~7 Q& w8 F8 T
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
|9 {3 t0 d; f2 q7 w( mWinnie: Me! ( N' Z- Y; ~( r) B: @
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : p o4 l0 H( I3 D2 W/ y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * h/ y0 E S- E, g/ b6 R
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: Q+ A% q# K# R& d" ~+ RMillie: I is... ) Z. {/ u/ W, ~, B! j3 X
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 q7 y% j* r- \% `7 M6 wMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 w# S9 {4 _. Q* H7 m
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 i9 x0 ~. f5 u6 @, Y5 o8 kLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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' U* X. Z5 M) n/ r/ E) p( @Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 Y5 f$ [ ^, b, b b- [. G0 |+ n
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. % K- r+ n% h9 L, ]$ I
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 r3 ?+ P- g* }6 A8 x I3 _Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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# _7 a2 _& z! {( oTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 t& z1 Q) D1 h8 ?Harold: A teacher $ g3 m6 Q0 @; y- W! x* h1 q+ L
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