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6 V+ ^" }5 }, b X# y$ ETeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
J3 ~" e2 k# z$ cMaria: Here it is.
8 @# a$ P" f+ o9 x o6 OTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 X) d6 |- j$ z5 b7 H2 w1 N
Class: Maria.
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- f' r* x% d1 f, ~) |8 STeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) q- h8 U4 x9 n* @2 jJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. & s C% G9 I3 @4 z6 g& _8 P
4 o& A0 n/ s+ E1 \: `Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! l% V. }# _4 l) j; \Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 _: ]. }$ b5 Z/ H
Teacher: No, that's wrong
# {( ~- @' r. a' jGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; {# ^6 K2 _- n( Z3 e' {- p
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! y2 J+ e& p/ `# j
Teacher: What are you talking about? 6 H! P5 U! d1 z6 {" m
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) @* O7 `0 l2 ]) R! i2 @5 ` D vWinnie: Me! 8 q2 [0 P# @ j# o' M+ ]7 H( T
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 [: K/ \6 w2 Y) Y7 w5 u0 \1 V$ ]) C
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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2 _+ L: r* u7 s. QTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ ^- i$ U/ c4 B- [. g; k+ n9 W0 l
Millie: I is... ; I9 \, _+ j+ h# w; j7 M
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 s8 E/ V5 D* F; H% `: H3 Z
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , B& O% l8 X' _3 P# ^ ? ?6 `
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 4 k9 X4 d5 A: m# Q2 X
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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/ L* v" X5 O& DTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 P) {# ?# ~* f3 V; a
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * H9 F( ?. y( @- u M7 ^
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' D, m J" Y; a% [9 a3 dClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / Z! J! \% U: D% `& e% I
5 o. b9 G3 B! VTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 t6 B# J: u" Y5 w, o5 T# {& s
Harold: A teacher : S' F8 c9 l& e1 q1 `/ o* ~
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