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, i6 g% A+ T5 H5 UTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ l& p- A8 S N% r1 l; A$ v7 Y6 JMaria: Here it is.
, A# [% z- @% U- tTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ h8 g; n7 R4 H/ Q
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 e; J8 g$ U9 x, M h* \
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ! n8 P6 x7 t+ P6 ]
7 c3 n% x; J& }8 fTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 P3 ~* @5 X+ H
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 n! _8 l3 r# w" ^) |) H6 aTeacher: No, that's wrong
: U/ Y' t& Y2 [! lGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 U1 o# e5 f7 ~6 g" n( `2 [, h7 G
# y5 z8 j2 I: f7 l) W2 }Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? l' v3 H$ w0 U: r2 p+ U3 v p! m& \
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
% n7 @! L' L! y2 k2 A* `: \Teacher: What are you talking about? . B4 ^, v+ [( [1 z( z: {$ u
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % y/ v( _7 Z6 m
Winnie: Me! 1 [$ i9 l, ?% M3 ~
& s* m& J1 p' |0 f: ?Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: l) h' s C* ]# X1 h0 Z5 N1 SGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 p" | d0 B- J# a. `( YMillie: I is...
- W0 d. E: u( G3 w C! Y8 iTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , F0 d4 m1 D! ~8 U
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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& O+ X0 P1 E( J) M lTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ x0 E& U) _ m4 {Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* j( W1 L- f8 z9 q( RSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 F$ }6 W6 l" _
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 j5 _, n7 I Q8 a3 F
Harold: A teacher 1 a: K' j/ [2 b5 I: ~
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