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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'0 H6 D. W, y. R5 C1 X/ D
The girl said: NO!'
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5 w( L4 |$ P( \1 ]+ cAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
0 f3 s5 x2 e( h+ ?( R; m2 d( [Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never' p' V) A8 G$ H! n* q
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't* p: P8 H# D8 Q2 b& h# i
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had& l4 d$ t. M7 j" `3 n
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched" m8 K6 x! P" s& R! ^# B! v
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
) P/ `4 R2 ?7 M8 s4 L6 gHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
4 ~9 P" Z- S2 u2 T( uSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.7 v1 j1 X) b5 H* {, `
s/ ]# p* g% p! [The End |
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