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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'" J$ a8 Y& |/ x+ ~; b. s& E2 R
The girl said: NO!'( I: q9 C @9 J+ `8 p' b8 h
% j5 Q8 }4 T+ `& ^9 I" `- MAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
$ T, J; O( d7 ?4 R% B4 Y6 UDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
3 l9 i( U2 }) o2 e7 C/ @3 FHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
- f! j' W( ?! w! I' fGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
3 A3 e% t6 ?9 m% WAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched4 N% ~: Q& N8 ?, Z9 C
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had# c7 V- s* M1 {, K& `
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
' X: l4 C/ ^4 b% |" DSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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