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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
6 e4 y. q* q- BThe girl said: NO!'5 }0 _/ p" |! ^4 c3 `% J, m
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,' k# S' ]- g- {8 R Y; o
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never ]( C) F8 E I5 V- T5 M
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
* Z* w1 [! w" N7 Z2 JGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
+ ]* N0 i: I, _, ^4 n/ _+ gAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
5 g9 {" M% E/ ISports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had" Y5 I% ]5 t _, X$ |8 O$ C M# _$ F
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
) E% L: g" S* L/ {- s# ySweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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: {. q- n1 }5 `; u# L, VThe End |
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