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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'3 Q+ R% N$ F: _1 Y$ g. M% V1 E; y
The girl said: NO!'
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$ O) z. J- A8 W$ D) B+ UAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,! U# f, O8 s% C8 M9 H! H8 l
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never- h, ]7 }6 Q! g, ?
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't$ g$ b, ^, y# { x2 d% k8 z
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
% h) e& W% ^5 H+ N7 SAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched) M( u! a! o- H
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
- `& l( y0 c0 T+ ?0 Q) FHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in! V ^& M4 v+ Q7 J) U
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.( m) `) g3 M% L$ j) Q" z
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