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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'! u' ^+ m1 Y. m3 r, V
The girl said: NO!'
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( f' u$ g' V# o5 `9 WAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,6 ]4 M$ l4 @, R6 B# C9 W7 `
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never6 u9 c1 V) G1 e: e3 W$ L, n$ f& [
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't; ^- |" _: M7 ^! y# d' V
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had/ k( `2 o) k- P5 p0 V
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched* u( x) A. J) b; A/ {1 e1 p6 P
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
+ O4 t' p" R! MHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
( y* |& p9 L& C/ P5 NSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
1 j  O9 I$ u" @9 Y8 v; uWhat does this story mean?

$ Z# T1 l/ G3 Z, m& }: e3 qMeaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 3 c( v  s, W) t: Q0 i9 ~' D
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
; p3 O( w# L) a) SWhat does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
8 `* ~- ]$ D6 d9 e# f"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...: h! z8 {! f7 h1 R2 L; ?
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...: i4 `9 ~4 V6 f9 Q; i2 F
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
' }$ z) M' @/ I% H' B0 H8 hAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 6 K5 T* L4 M5 e" p' f+ K: p6 D8 n; t
What does this story mean?

4 a" n; @2 s' P' V! [# c8 uyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
$ U7 E! x4 h* v% R2 j; oyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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7 G2 P8 A+ p1 }8 t5 P& Y6 @老杨的这句英文说的好
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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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