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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'! u' ^+ m1 Y. m3 r, V
The girl said: NO!'
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( f' u$ g' V# o5 `9 WAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,6 ]4 M$ l4 @, R6 B# C9 W7 `
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never6 u9 c1 V) G1 e: e3 W$ L, n$ f& [
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't; ^- |" _: M7 ^! y# d' V
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had/ k( `2 o) k- P5 p0 V
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched* u( x) A. J) b; A/ {1 e1 p6 P
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
+ O4 t' p" R! MHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
( y* |& p9 L& C/ P5 NSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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