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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
7 e9 }, h6 a; b) g' H" o, F% \The girl said: NO!'7 j1 F+ {& S: k
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
# t& T) L1 O, ODancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never7 J ^8 R$ O" z; [1 {# ~2 `) ?9 N) V- d
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't5 E, A9 N) V5 n, o3 T3 q' @
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
; }$ H( ?! z) T. O$ K& S* I2 d5 S- sAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
! J' a6 O1 ~$ bSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
& y g% j$ q$ B, g. K1 JHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in& v' T9 t/ |4 H# c5 u6 W8 H# q
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.2 U! v! G# H1 G+ c1 K: P+ s9 e
3 F8 _" u+ I: V! TThe End |
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