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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'& \4 L6 W6 L z$ v3 x+ ]
The girl said: NO!'5 g' @- r- m+ Q) H" m
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,( B! e! a5 w2 O" a) B
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
0 ]6 j M) _' kHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't" P; u5 v0 [/ {" G. v. Y
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
; @" l2 q& s; K- AAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
. z, p* |$ V) x1 c/ N8 W/ x# a' \1 F2 ^Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
6 H, o4 }/ y2 u2 G8 SHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
0 e4 W$ u/ V d$ ]8 ]" b! `) JSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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