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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'" ?3 t! N0 `+ B% F
The girl said: NO!'& b ~, J( ~8 ]8 e* q& O' K, n
# [4 [- n* n$ L+ f9 EAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,5 c7 t8 M0 `! y
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
2 `+ |0 W6 i6 V: g% E' DHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't! [4 x3 K* h2 {( b% Q6 i0 ]
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
3 d0 }! M' ?8 J( s V) k( RAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
9 {- p _( F. a8 ^1 A3 t2 PSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had/ {" E% l, b& {0 I3 O- C
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in4 w) L/ |# l/ i3 I3 X( M1 x3 a
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time." Z* w# y* Q! ^; \2 s; H4 _" A
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