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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?') o$ \ c4 _+ `. s! f" A# ~- ?* F
The girl said: NO!'' }7 ~' s) `/ y( a- T6 k3 n. f
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,; G$ x" Y$ f' o' k" N
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never b( _& H8 v O) U% b$ ^
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't6 I: p) C6 m8 ~
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
. F- r' g4 }5 H% k: {7 KAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
' L+ |4 z2 }: D" C: h& V9 hSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
$ B2 N. c' Q, q. ~( t5 IHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
5 [( C( q5 j2 `Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.& v& v8 N: W" X# [; n8 T* _9 a
1 W' Q( M/ p) Z; S. v2 b% uThe End |
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