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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'7 p3 t1 r$ {- U5 D# G
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,8 q0 S- ]# Y3 U: S5 [% j
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never- z. s2 J/ V7 s+ g. z
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't. z. T1 }6 a X# }7 X3 j/ E
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
3 Y! v" W- N' p5 GAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched3 H% d6 y' j" G9 U1 P* e8 `% i
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
3 R, M& ~0 G3 u) b' ^High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
: h4 x% U% O# |$ h% J5 y1 \) tSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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