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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
5 U' Y3 b8 Y" \" xThe girl said: NO!'- P6 P. V6 B/ D" w# G: E L
6 l' _6 _1 ]5 w% M: vAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
$ ~1 B' M" q8 y! I% cDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never# I6 j' s& N' [8 c
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
2 L4 D2 T! Y1 H( N2 d- c6 |9 QGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had. k# I( O7 k9 Y8 e. w# N! ?
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched7 N8 ^7 M( |, s, b' @/ o* ?0 C
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
* i! b F( q% f+ O, XHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in' s! W# f3 [! d& ~9 f
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.2 s8 }! Z1 L0 W6 O+ a
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