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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?') o$ \  c4 _+ `. s! f" A# ~- ?* F
The girl said: NO!'' }7 ~' s) `/ y( a- T6 k3 n. f
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,; G$ x" Y$ f' o' k" N
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never  b( _& H8 v  O) U% b$ ^
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't6 I: p) C6 m8 ~
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
. F- r' g4 }5 H% k: {7 KAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
' L+ |4 z2 }: D" C: h& V9 hSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
$ B2 N. c' Q, q. ~( t5 IHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
5 [( C( q5 j2 `Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.& v& v8 N: W" X# [; n8 T* _9 a

1 W' Q( M/ p) Z; S. v2 b% uThe End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 ( ?2 i/ t2 P8 z0 H8 R7 `! k
What does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
2 I$ I2 A) I+ S) X. {% _; u6 ]) B0 }Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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& O9 a' T# j+ @; _ Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 1 h  G/ k/ U7 A/ P" M. b  K4 o
What does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
( ?) ?" f) r- x2 Q/ C! a- |"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
3 Y2 A/ \& `- L  m! s8 W* }. j+ x7 ZAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
* a/ s+ u: m, J" s, F; D9 ZAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
' B% d# C* P1 C. }+ ?  e. LAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 $ P( b  v( m$ f! w
What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 0 {: G, Y* N' ?+ s8 @( y0 k6 b: o
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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% E5 P# M% N1 U赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 " |8 F/ n5 z* U

  q* S+ Z1 J8 M7 A5 I( c( F老杨的这句英文说的好
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7 W, S# p7 `  H  A& ?Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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